Bill Burr On Anti-Vax Conspiracy Theories - CONAN on TBS

there's a lot of people uh that are upset about a lot of things these days um you know people are arguing about whether they should get vaccinated or not have you gotten vaccinated yeah yeah i'm up for it too i i'm like you know if they like dick trying to kill me which doesn't that conspiracy i love a conspiracy it doesn't make any sense you don't think the anti-vaxx conspiracy lines up that they're that they're gonna that they're secretly trying to kill each ot all of us for for population control no because what they would

do would they would be killing all what they call the sheeple so all the people who be like all the people that go what are we supposed to do okay they're gonna kill us right and then just be left with all the fonzies with their leather jackets who are too cool to listen to people they got a nightmare who's gonna who's gonna dig their ditches for them yes it just doesn't make i mean if you wanna say that they're gonna come up with something to thin the herd i will go with that but they would

never do a pointed attack on people that are going to do whatever they say yes yes they're eliminating the wrong group if this is the plan so maybe they vaxxed us sheeple so then they can have a second vacci of uh covid thing come out to kill all the cool people that hit a jukebox and it turns on [Laughter] so anyone who's anti-vaxx is a fonzie that's what you're they're just all fine look at me we have a couple of ron howard sitting here right yeah i look like i'm at a younger age i look

at it like i'm now and i like to think i'm the oscar winning director ron howard you're still ron figuring himself i'm still i'm towards the end of the happy days run i might direct the movie right around when he started dating laurie beth sorry that was a deep cut yeah uh okay so the problem is in our culture now if you have a weird belief you can find a source that caters to that belief and you don't have to read anything else because the internet called the internet yeah that's why i don't listen to

anybody's theories anymore unless i just go did you get this information at the library yeah okay if you got it at the library i'll listen to it because the library has the decency to break up information between non-fiction and fiction meaning this happened and this is just some people made up you go on the internet everything is presented as as non-fiction and then that's why dude in my lifetime for the i'd say for the first 47 years that nobody thought the earth was flat right and in the last five years all of a sudden people

you know are coming out telling me there's an ice wall that you can go look at like there's these ice walls like we're basically in this giant bowl of i don't know cereal or something yeah but then once again i'm like all right i'll go with that but like what is the upside to telling me a sheeple ron howard right that the world is flat as round if thing when it's really flat yeah yeah what is the upside of doing that right why trick us why deceive us yeah what what do you get out of

doing that and they can't seem to answer it i go what you need to do is get a pilot's license and go for your instrument rating and then when you see vor signals and realize one of the things that blocks it is the curvature of the earth you'll stop trying to rent a boat to go look at the nice one you know people are flipping out about masks and on both sides like they're people that say uh you know i shouldn't have to wear a mask i don't want to wear a mask i don't buy

it and then there are people that um i love those people what you like the people that flip out yeah don't wear it yeah don't wear it go kill yourself that's awesome cause i have to be honest with you i know a lot of people died from covid but i'm starting to see the traffic come back and uh i selfishly thought i wish it killed a few more i'm being honest god it's an honest selfish thought god that i had so just specific commuters we've got to be clear here people that i don't know or

love that i would never miss it's it's 100 selfish okay you just want to know what's funny is when i looked out there all the real people were like this and all the cardboard people are still so i think overall i think it made sense yeah kevin hart agreed with that one yeah all four of them no three of them went for it one of them just covered his face didn't want any part of it