[screaming] Get down there. All right, everybody pays attention. No one gets hurt. Go. [screaming] Open the door. You'll get worse than hurt. Hey. Hey. Come [screaming] on. Finally. Don't do anything. Come on. Hands behind your back. Come on, mister. We're giving you everything you want. Don't even think about it. I'll do it. I'll do it. [crying] Oh god. Get in there. Sit tight. I'll handle the plastic. Don't blow yourself up. Pay attention. Hurry. Kill us in there. Leave us alone in the back. Come on. [ __ ] to you on your feet. All set. Phone
it in. I'm calling it. [laughter] All right, we going to do this, huh? Show me the money. Slow and steady, T. Slow and steady. That's the score. There's enough here for us all to enjoy. Depends on how you look at it. What's the hold up? Coming out, B. Give it up. [screaming] I got him. I saw your face. I'll remember you. You forget a thousand things every day. How about you make sure this is one of them. I've seen his eyes. He's crazy. No one's crazy. I think be cool. It'll be quick. [ __ ]
He didn't have to do that. Let's get going. There'll be time for grieving later. Yeah, you got that right. Come on. I'm setting the charges. They're on a timer, so brace yourself. [ __ ] perfect. Oh, [ __ ] You hear that? Siren. [ __ ] the cops. T, hit the shutter switch. What's this? Local resistance. It ain't supposed to go down like this. It never is. Come on, go. Get down. Wrong profession. [screaming] [groaning] Move. Move. Move. Move. We're coming through. You shouldn't have been a cop. [screaming] Get in their faces. Get out of
here. [screaming] Get out of the way. We got a window. Let's go. [ __ ] these guys. Can't be many more cops in this town. Bring them. This is [ __ ] man. The thing is full. I got my share. It's still wide open. Car's up here. Let's go. Move. [groaning] Come on. The kid might have failed. This wasn't in the job description. Come on, guys. Back the [ __ ] down. Let's go. Get to the car. [screaming] Let's move. Come on. Every man for himself. [screaming] What took [music] you so long? Shut the [
__ ] up and drive. Did you see that [ __ ] I [ __ ] put that bitch's face against the glass. You see that? Yeah. You're a real stout guy. [ __ ] How'd that happen? Go, go, go, go. [ __ ] Jeez, I think they're going to [ __ ] local guy's a dick. [ __ ] [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Come on, let's get to the chopper. We move quick, we can beat the train. We're getting there. Cops coming our way. Be cool. They ain't made this car yet, man.
I'll believe in this bird when I get eyes on it. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Roadblock. Go right. Beat the train, man. Jesus. [groaning] You guys all right? [ __ ] Come on. Ditch the car. All right. We can go this way to the chopper. No. Hey, stick to the plan. What? Stick to the [ __ ] plan. Come on. Where the [ __ ] the chopper? [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm going to check around back. [screaming] the [ __ ] bed. Someone must have [ __
] talked. All right, Brad's going to be fine. We got to get the [ __ ] out of here. [ __ ] I'm hit. Oh, Jesus. T, you got to get out of here. Ain't going to leave you, Mikey. Go. God, I'm not going to make you. I'm [ __ ] going to bleed out. Go. [groaning] [screaming] No. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Come on. Come on. [screaming] You [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm on the scene. [ __ ] die. All of you.
[screaming] I'm standing here. Finish me. Hey, you you Hey. [screaming] Oh, God. Don't shoot. Where's the [screaming] chopper? I don't know what you're talking about. [ __ ] stay back. You come near me. She's [ __ ] [screaming] dead. Stay back. God, help me. Help. Go. Go. Michael was not always a good husband, not always a good citizen. He did not die a hero's death, but he was a man. Our Lord was crucified with two thieves. So perhaps we should not judge. We are born of sin and we die in sin. And in this Michael
like anybody else, Father, we do not know your infinite mysteries, but we know that you will show mercy to our friends. Your son James, he's a good kid. He's a good kid. A a good kid. Why does he help the [ __ ] poor? No, he sits on his ass all day smoking dope and jerking off while he plays that [ __ ] game. If that's our standard for goodness, no wonder this country's screwed. And what about you? What about me? Hey, I don't have the advantages that kid has. By the time I was his
age, I'd already been in prison twice. I robbed banks. I ran [ __ ] I smuggled dope. And you consider them achievements. These were the opportunities I had. At least I took them. And where did these opportunities get you, Michael? They got me right [ __ ] here. The end of the road with a big house and a useless kid. And I'm stuck talking to you because no one else gives a [ __ ] Oh, I'm living a dream, baby. And that dream is [ __ ] It is [ __ ] [ __ ] Let
it all out. I think I just did. Oh, well, I think that's all we have time for. Same time next week. I guess I got to tell you, I ain't too sure this [ __ ] is working for me. A sense of overriding futility is a vital part of the process. Embrace it. Whatever you say, Doc. [music] Heat. [music] Heat. [music] I know just how you feel, man. [ __ ] [music] got to be around here somewhere. Unless they buried it under the sand, fool. Another brilliant Lamar Davis production. Man, [ __ ] you. Hey,
excuse me, homie. Can you tell me where Berto Beach House is? No, homie. I cannot, man. Won't you come on the [ __ ] Actually, yeah. It's that house right there with yellow stairs. Yeah. Good looking out, homie. Appreciate it, man. Get your stupid ass on. Damn. Why don't you ask him if [music] he knows the [ __ ] owner? Or better yet, do some skywriting that reads there's a couple [ __ ] here about to boost some cars in case somebody didn't realize it. See what you don't realize that we ain't boosting. This [
__ ] is legit business. Legit? Oh yeah, I forgot. Huh? 401ks, tax returns, and all. Yeah, right. You the one all pumped up [music] on doing this lick, [ __ ] I'm getting my money in the hood. I'm straight, fool. I'm cool. You cool? Cool what? Slanging dope and throwing up gang signs. Yeah, [music] right. Whatever, homie. Yeah, homie. This the spin knot right here. Your boy Simeon wasn't bullshitting, man. Get your ass in there. Bring your ass, fool. Always trying to boss somebody. Come on. Come on. [ __ ] Come on. Damn. This [
__ ] must got the baby dick. Yeah. And all this [ __ ] paid for with bad credit. Come to daddy. Which one you want, [ __ ] You always was old choosy [ __ ] Oh, you balling hard with the drop top, huh? I might just be Whatever, [ __ ] It ain't going to make you go no faster. Hit me on the speaker phone. I'm moving. Oh, it's like that, [ __ ] right up here, homie. I'm about to go nice and slow for your [ __ ] ass. What? I hear you. Hey,
remember we got to be careful with these rides, homie. But Simeon ain't about to dock my pay, homie. Man, if you need some bread, I can hook you up with JB's tow truck. It ain't got glamour, but it's some money to be made. So him and Tanya can smoke crack in peace, homie. I'm good. Come on, Frank. Hey, screw you too, homie. Hey, dog. We be doing Simeon a disservice if we test these rides out. He ain't even going to know if they good if we don't push them to the brink. You feel me? Hang
them right there. Uh-huh. We going right. Yeah, whatever you say. up here through the studio. Let's show these movie people how we do. What the [ __ ] Oh, we feeling [ __ ] here, huh? Down this dirty [ __ ] [ __ ] too, homie. Keep busting, L. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But stop rubbing on me, man. It's creeping me out. You ain't even testing me. Whatever, homie. I'm thinking left. Okay. You little dick [ __ ] do like them little cars. [ __ ] I heard you talk, homie. You big everywhere except where it
counts. Fool, knock it off. How about we let Tanisha decide that? She definitely ain't dumb enough to [ __ ] with your ass. I'm schooling your ass, boy. Please, homie. Right, homie. Yeah, that's cool. Left here. We going through the parking lot. Fine. This meant to be your [ __ ] Whatever you say. We buzzing the Union Depository, [ __ ] That super bank, [ __ ] You an idiot. What you going slow up the road for, dog? Move over so the traffic can flow through. Whatever, [ __ ] I'll let something flow through your
ass, dog. I ain't too sure that joke works, dog. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] The one time. Be cool, fool. We got the paperwork. Whatever. You explain that [ __ ] I'll see you at the dealership. Explain that [ __ ] my ass. [screaming] progress. Yes. Officer, you know what? Oh, [ __ ] That's all that is. Officers have lost right of the suspect. Code for all units returning to control. It's not local. I don't get you, bro. You are a racist and I don't like you and I will not sell you
this car. I will not. You make my skin crawl, you neonazi. Hey, you are all the same. You're disgusting. This racist insulted me. Hey, what's up, fool? Who you calling a [ __ ] No, no, I'm not calling nobody a [ __ ] Wait, what the [ __ ] I I I mean, n word. I I that that's not cool, man. I don't say that. You [ __ ] right. And you better keep it right cuz this man right here, he's an international businessman, a multiculturalist. That I could not have said better myself. Ah, but
seriously, maybe he's not a racist, but I don't think that he is man enough for a car like this. Wait, wait a second. [laughter] This guy right here, him. Get him a hybrid. That's a real man's car. [laughter] I think you are right, Lamar. You get a tax rebate. I understand. Money is an issue, huh? Money isn't an issue. This is the best part. Watch this. When he real money, watch this. Look, man. I got to go. Hey, Simeon, I'm out. I'll holler at you, homie. It's the best part, man. So, Jimmy, are you sure
you are man enough? Take the wheel and show me. Uh, sure. Okay. How about we fall through, homie? This jump change. How I'm going to knock a bad grown and sexy [ __ ] if I ain't got a fat pocket. Who you trying to impress? Your auntie Denise with all that ass, [ __ ] She got ass. She grown. Yeah, she grown into a [ __ ] idiot. Nah, she's sexy. Sexy? She more like obsessed with sex, [ __ ] No, mad for the penis. That's exactly how I like my women. Man, [ __ ]
It's good to be home. What's up? Can a low come up in your crib, man? [ __ ] you. I'll see you at work. My [ __ ] don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful, [ __ ] Maybe if you got rid of the old y ass haircut you got, you get some [ __ ] on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your dog ass if she ever stop [ __ ] with that brain surgeon or lawyer she [ __ ] with. Oh, [ __ ] What? Honey, y'all telling me. Oh, he here.
We living on top of each other and it ain't right. Shoo. Shoo. Get on out of here. Okay, baby. I see you at the thing. You hear again? Was on the phone, boy. Don't be listening. Godamn freeloader. under the bed. Molly, come in here and bring me some Napal. Good. I'm right here. We're on TV now. Besides, This place really is paradise. Why you got to make all that racket? Franklin. Hey, what's going down? Home the market, my boy. Liquidity is a [ __ ] Get over here so I can give you the new repo
list. All right, dog. I'll be around when I get a chance. Hey there. Let's have Burger Shock. Let's go. Hey, what's up, Simeon? My dear boy. So good to see you. So good. Hold me. Yeah. Look, man. Look, we've been working together for about a few months now, right? Which is why I am very honored to announce to you that you are employee of the month, huh? Anyway, congratulations. It wasn't easy picking a winner. Yeah, me, Lamar, your nephew Satcha with the Twitch. Look, man, it's been a real honor, homie. But I got to move
forward in my life. It seem like all I do is let people tell me what to do and I do it and nothing changes. I tell you what, my boy, you tell me exactly what you want and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be. What? Today is repossessing vehicles that fools have purchased at exorbitant interest rates. But tomorrow together I never had a black son. But if I did, I want him to be just like you. Knock knock [ __ ] [laughter] Hello. What's up? What's up? What's up, dog? Franklin here
has been awarded employee of the month. You [ __ ] with me, right? Man, we both being [ __ ] with, dog. Man, knock it off, man. For real. After all the [ __ ] work I put in, man. Man, [ __ ] this employee of the month [ __ ] homie. I'm sitting up here trying to get What you mean? [ __ ] this employee of the month [ __ ] man. When it's some [ __ ] to be won, goddamn it, I want it. I don't give a [ __ ] what it is.
You know what I'm talking about. I take no prisoners. I go hard doing this [ __ ] Big dog, big nuts. When names is on the [ __ ] board, I want to see my name at the top of that [ __ ] next to it. It needs to say winner. Hey, maybe next month, huh, man? [ __ ] next month, Simeon. What about today? I I demand a retrial. Today is nothing. Just a bike. Hasn't made a payment at all. Some kid at Vespui Beach. His name is Estean Himenez. Is he in the gang?
Curiously enough, I did not inquire when he bought the bike. We got work to do. Uh, employee of the month, man. [ __ ] you. And come on, man. He was about a yes mouse ass [ __ ] What we waiting for? Mella, [ __ ] Bestie beats. And you still rolling with that old raggedy ass hair. That country bumping [ __ ] is enough to get us shot right there. I never took you to be old hair stylist type [ __ ] but now it's all starting to make sense. Hey, wasn't that [ __
] who took the bike that SA Vos dude with the tattoo on his face and [ __ ] Yeah, that was him. [ __ ] homie. I don't want no unnecessary [ __ ] here. All right, [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] There's a reason Simeon pays a couple of mean [music] looking [ __ ] to come repo this [ __ ] We ain't girl scouts. In your case, I ain't so sure about that. Man, step up, [ __ ] Of course, this dude real. Who else going to have a required
surplus of paper and deficiency of brain cells? He just put a dub down on this bike. 20 G's with a 3G note. Damn, that [ __ ] must be tricked out, dog. Man, this whole setup designed to take drug money. All right, man. Look, we go in quiet in and out. No [ __ ] drama. I'll try, homie, but I'm one loud, dramatic, brash, crazy, greedy shooter [ __ ] in the back type [ __ ] And you love me for it, [ __ ] That's right, homie. Nothing but love, [ __ ] That's Simeon
a funny dude, though, huh? It's going to be a shame when we get to book his ass and jack him for all this [ __ ] What the [ __ ] you talking about? You a psychotic [ __ ] That's how [ __ ] work, ain't it? You do some jobs for a fool, develop a little uneasy relationship, and then they ask you to do something above and beyond. You fall out, fools get capped, and then you start all over again with some other fool. Where the [ __ ] you get that from? That ain't
my life, dummy. How about the boy with the eye from around the way, Marcus or something? You was slanking for him and then he got what was coming, right? That was different. That dude had it coming. I don't want to clap my boy Terry either. I like homie. It's just smacks of the inevitable. Look dog, this time we legit, homie. This honest work, it's going to end up with us coming up in the world. Oh, really? That's a nice change from fools coming up on us. That's true, homie. You damn straight. That's true, partner. But
it's a shame I don't believe it. You want to drop some notes on that [ __ ] I give you the odds, homie. You Apache [ __ ] love y'all best, huh? You should go work on one of them reservation casinos. only that kick your ass off for being a fraudulent imposter, [ __ ] You and all your little racial stereotypes and [ __ ] I find them offensive. I'm very sensitive to your intolerance, my [ __ ] Hell of a ride. The bike should be in one of the lockups down here. Should be as
the scari of your life, [ __ ] Watch me, fool. Think this crazy [ __ ] wants something? Hey, what's up, homie? You all right? No way, wait. Away from me, perfect agents. Yeah, you thought I was going to hit your [ __ ] ass, huh? Drunk ass [ __ ] Be cool, [ __ ] Yeah, that's right. Keep it moving, [ __ ] And I don't like this [ __ ] one bit. Hey, let's keep it smooth, homie. Man, your [ __ ] the only thing that's smooth up in this [ __ ] man.
What exactly did I do in the past life to deserve your stupid ass? This a routine lick, dog. Chill, do them vos routine. This a shady ass [ __ ] We in best pucci beach. You're on the wrong side of Facebook. You should know a block makes a difference. Hey, hey, hey, hold up. Get in one of these locked up, man. Ain't this about a [ __ ] Ain't no [ __ ] bike in here, man. No [ __ ] [ __ ] Hola, amigos. Hola, essay. We saw you trying to creep up in here,
man. Yeah, you saw this [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] D. Come on down everybody. Come on down. Hey [ __ ] I would have just got my ass beat over a [ __ ] gunfight, man. Stop being a [ __ ] [ __ ] and grab that heat. That's luck, homie. [ __ ] on your left. Find your [ __ ] ass in cover. [ __ ] [ __ ] on a scaffold is on me. Shoot up that cat. Follow me. Let's get through
here. Damn, man. Just when I thought this [ __ ] was clearing up. Flipping brake look easy at work, dog. Hit the [ __ ] floor up there to the right up there. Shoot that [ __ ] Bust his ass. [screaming] Over there. They coming out that door. You want sad? Get your [ __ ] head down. They trying to build. Get that ride. Some more of them [ __ ] man. [ __ ] this. Shoot the gas, homie. You still breathing, homie? Yeah, barely, homie. [ __ ] We got to get the [ __
] away from this [ __ ] man. We only came here for a bite. And that [ __ ] is right there. Hey, [ __ ] Come here. We got your pink slip. May as well get this [ __ ] done. Man, this is [ __ ] crazy. You know you're the designator. Let's get him, homie. I want to get paid. Paid ain't worth [ __ ] when you [music] doing 25 with a L. We massacred those [ __ ] [ __ ] This punk get away. We going down, homie. He going to pin us
for all these bodies. And whose fault is that? Mr. Hades action movie body count [ __ ] Don't play the blame game. Just get on this [ __ ] Pop that fool. We need him on his ass so we can get what we came for. We want your bike. [ __ ] Bye-bye, [ __ ] Dog, we got to lay low. Get the bike and meet me at the car wash on innocence. All right, drive safe. Man, I can't hang with your ass for a while, bro. You a psychopath. You done finally [ __ ]
lost it, [ __ ] That's that Apache blood in me, homie. You ain't lucky I ain't do a flying tomahawk and scout they [ __ ] ass. We can't repo the assets of a dead man. Big sitting chief [ __ ] [ __ ] And we ain't going to neither, [ __ ] I'm going to keep this [ __ ] for myself. Tell Simeon we couldn't recover. You [ __ ] tell him you [ __ ] [ __ ] Hey girl. This your boy LD Long Dick. Holl at me. You're only in this to me.
Where the hell are you? You don't like me because you think that I am an Arab. What? No. What are you talking about? Something like that. Excuse me. Wait. That boy. I am his mentor. I am so proud of you. What do you mean a mentor? Don't worry about that. Okay. So, what you got for me? James de Santa. Some kid. He is already late on his payments, and I have this bad feeling that he will do more damage to the car than we can get back from him in the exorbitant interest rate payments. Huh?
Just go and get it. The house is on um uh Hamstead of Eclipse. It's an SUV. Some Rockford Hills daddy's boy nonsense. Don't worry about it. Try to bring the car back in good condition. Huh? I got you. Don't worry about it. It's so good to see you, my boy. Hey, good luck in law school, huh? So, Mr. Kenneth, were we at financing? Hey, did you change your mind? When I discover that you betray me, perhaps. I hear you took the bike for yourself, my employee of the month. Listen, man. Me and Lamar was going
to get that back to you, dog. Oh, I am sure you will get this car off the daddy's boy and then we talk. Insurance papers say they have a locked garage, so you'll need to gain access from inside the house. Man, it's never easy with you, is it, Simeon? Do not talk to me about easy, you thief. It's not That's just cuz you have a massive gaper, [ __ ] [ __ ] homo. You're dead. Dad, he said I had a massive Jimmy called me a [ __ ] tried to knife attack me. No one
creeps on the I'll cut your dick off if you call the administrator. Hey, you know what? I am the administrator. Oh my god. Seriously, my brother is such a homo. I think he has a medical problem. Like more medical problems than the ones he's already been diagnosed with. I don't care if you're 12, I'll still rape you. I still love him, though. Sort of. Well, the other day I walked in on him and he was jerking off over pictures of my friends. No, not you. The hot ones, Lauren and Lisa. No, I didn't mean it
like that. You're beautiful. Thank you, coach. You're a real pro, Mrs. Danth. A real pro. Well, you're a great student. Now, just loosen up those hips. Okay. Like this. Yeah. Loosen them up. There you go. And follow through. Perfect. Oh, okay. I think I'm getting it. That's a 9 mm semi-automatic pushed against your skull. Don't look around. Take me where you're going. Hey, come on, man. This was a repo job. God, I said drive. Guy was behind on his [ __ ] note. Unlikely considering my son just got the car. And looking at the way
you're going about this, my guess you're working a credit fraud. A credit fraud? Be serious, dude. I just work the [ __ ] repos. I appreciate a kid who follows orders without taking responsibility. Yeah, maybe one day we'll have a beer and I'll explain how the world really works. Who gives you the slip? A car dealer, dog, by the name of Simeon Terry. So this businessman, he look legit to you? Look, man. It's just between him and your [ __ ] son. Don't worry. Me and Mr. Yarian, we'll work this out. [music] Hey man, it's
Jess up here. Okay, stop the car. Pull up. That the place? Yeah, this the place, man. Whoa. Drive into it right through the [ __ ] window and fast or I'll put two rounds in the back of your skull and do it myself. Man, you can't be for real. I look like a [ __ ] joke to you, man. [ __ ] my life, man. [ __ ] it. Come on, kid. Oh [ __ ] Franklin, what the [ __ ] are you doing? Mr. Samuel, it's not exactly how it looks. I always trump big
for a job well done. Now get out of here, kid. You [ __ ] See, now you pissed me off. [groaning] You'll pay for that window. Bottom feeder. [groaning] You recognize this car, huh? Does it look like it's worth five grand a month to you? You [ __ ] racist. [groaning] I'll tell you something. This thing's going to need some serious bodywork before it's worth five grand a month. He agreed to financing. I have his signature. Yeah. Did he agree to have some punk break into my [ __ ] house? I I thought that kid
might be a [ __ ] idiot, but you are a fraudulent scumbag piece of [ __ ] Don't make me have to come back here. Oh my god. Away. You're such a [ __ ] dictator. Why the [ __ ] not? He is not staying the night. He's a bum. I don't even know why you are with me. Do you hear me? I don't care. And you watch your language. I'm going to call your father and you're going to get your ass. I swear to God, you kill me. man. I'll come by for that drink
you offered. That's all. I wasn't really serious about that. What? You're here. Whatever. Sit. You're not going to rob me again, man. I never robbed you. That was just a repossession. Okay, you call it whatever you want to call it. I really don't care. What can I do for you? [ __ ] I just came by to see if there's something I can help you with. I see you doing well for yourself. Look, I'm retired. Ain't you a bit young for the pipe, slippers, and staring at a [ __ ] sunset? You know, I've been
in this game for a lot of years. I got out alive. That makes me the right age. You look like a good kid. But if you want my advice, you give this [ __ ] up. You work hard, screw over everybody that you love, hurt, rob, kill indiscriminately, and maybe, just maybe, if you're lucky, you become a three-bit gangster. It's [ __ ] Go to college and you can rip people off and get paid for it. It's called capitalism. H So what I saw the other day was like when a corpse briefly reanimates itself and
terrorizes everyone, right? What you saw the other day was a guy dealing with pests. I guess I never saw myself as just a [ __ ] pest. Well, and today's lesson's all about humility. Tomorrow we try a training montage. A training what? Nothing. I was just lost in an 80s movie fantasy. Yeah, I can see you spend a lot of time there. As much as I can. So that's why you here in Vinewood then, right? Maybe I'm here because I'm just an idiot who thinks that imported palm trees are a good substitute for not really
knowing what the [ __ ] you're doing on this earth. Jesus, man. You a good time. You know that. I tell you what, least I can do is buy you that beer. There's a little bar I like. It's not too far from here. Let's go. All right, man. I'm following you. Let's take Amanda's car. Hey, Jim. I'm going for a drink. Dad. [ __ ] I'm in our boat going down the Western Highway. It's It's been stolen. What? The yacht's been stolen. I I was trying to sell it. I know you didn't want it sold,
but I need money. And they don't want to buy it. They just want to take it. I'm hiding in the head. You're insane. All right, I'm coming for my boat. All righty then. Change of plans. My darling boy is in trouble. Hey, I'll help you out. Lesson number one, don't ever have kids. Hey man, look. If I had kids, I don't think no parenting issues would arise over who had B privileges and who don't. [ __ ] [ __ ] would be lucky to sit in a bathtub. [ __ ] Things that desperate, huh? No,
but you know, [ __ ] I was making a point. Mythologizing self-deprecation. I know it well. Yeah, man. But [ __ ] where the boat at? Little shit's been hijacked. They're somewhere on the Western Highway. Man, ain't you worried about my boat? Yeah, I am. But you can always buy another boat. Yeah, tell my accountant that. Man, you can always get credit for one. Oh, you don't see me driving. But have you come repo it? No, thank you. All right, homie. I ain't your homie. I'm someone you want to impress. Really, man? I thought you
was retired. Why the [ __ ] do I want to impress some slipper [ __ ] Because I can still teach you a thing or two. maybe help you open the door to all the joys that boat related parenting issues entail. So, I'm going to help you get this boat back, right? That you are, my friend. Oh, there. There. There it is. That's my boat. Your boat's in a [ __ ] hurry, man. Yeah, well, we'll catch them. Hey, what we about to do? I'm going to get you close and you're going to go board
that thing. All right, man. [ __ ] [ __ ] it. Let's do this. All right. I got a beast in the glove box. They give you [ __ ] I'll take them out. All that's cool, man. You shoot with one hand and driving with the other. But my [ __ ] concern is I might miss the jump and fall in [ __ ] traffic. Oh, [ __ ] this. Not much, man. Come on. [ __ ] kid. Oh, [ __ ] A [ __ ] Get rid of his ass. What the [ __ ]
Hey, there ain't room up there for the both of you. Get off of him. Hey, stop throwing [ __ ] at me. He's a useless little [ __ ] but he's my useless little [ __ ] Hey, ain't you covering me? Hey, shoot this [ __ ] in the face already. [ __ ] Okay, now go find Jimmy. Dad, wait. You're the guy from the dealership. Yeah, and it's a long story, bro. Jimmy, kid, watch out for the boom. [ __ ] [screaming] Hold on, Dad. Help. Help. Help. [ __ ] Get under him, man.
Let him drop the floor. Ah, this is going to kill me. Sit tight. I'll get under you. I'll get under you as soon as I can. Do this anymore. Hey, this little goo will fall on my [ __ ] man. I'm sleeping. This is it. The [ __ ] is wrong with you, kid? Dad, don't dad me, you little [ __ ] You better hope she's still seaorthy. A too close. Hey, get me off this damn thing. Hey, closer, man. Closer. Hey, get right off the back of that [ __ ] Remind me not to
come to you for paranite. [music] All the [ __ ] board. Let's stop this ship from sailing. Now that doesn't sound good. Damn, that's the engine, man. We ain't chasing [ __ ] in this thing. Don't you die on me yet. My [ __ ] boat. Hey, it's just a thing. At least you still got a son. Hey, it's a chop shop back there, dog. You driving there, we can get the ride pick. My boat. It's just a thing. My boat. Please stop doing that. Listen, I [ __ ] up. Okay, I'm not going to
lie. That was a really bad judgment call. But [ __ ] Dad. I nearly died and all you give a [ __ ] about is this [ __ ] boat. No, it's not that. It's all we do is scream at each other. No wonder I can't get a job. It's all your [ __ ] fault. Or it's not, but it's partly your fault. I I mean, I just want to impress you by selling my boat to some gang bangers. I know it sounds dumb when you put it like that, but all you do is daydream
or get angry. Look, I love you, Jimmy, but you're an [ __ ] And right now, with my boat disappearing over the horizon, that's all I can see. Franklin, do you do me a favor? Give this kid a ride home after they fix this thing. I want to headbutt the road in peace. Oh, great. Leave me with the home invader. I'll get it done, dog. No problem, Dad. Enough. All right. Enough. Hey, Franklin, can you call me a cab? No problem. Hey, I need a cab as soon as you can send one. Los Santos Customs
by the airport. All right. Thanks. Thank you. Hey, so you uh do much yaching? Not anymore. No, I don't. before. I mean, man. No. No. Not really. This little [ __ ] stays in his room all day and I don't have many other people to go with, you know. I like looking at it. Looking? Yeah. You know, I come down to the marina, sit on the dock, pour myself a drink, and look at her. Jacqueline, it clear my head, you know. Let me dream. Jacqueline, huh? Well, maybe you need to do some other [ __
] to fill your time. Dream other dreams, man. Yeah, sure. Whatever. Hey, this the place up here. I know this dude, man. His name How. He going to look after. All right, take what's in my pocket. A couple thousand bucks. That'll cover it, right? Yeah, it should be cool. Good. So, you sure you're good? Yeah, I got this. All right. Oh, I'm going to come up front. Get out and walk around. It's okay. I can just climb over. Look, man. I'm going to get the ride fixed, man, and drop it back off at your house
along with this dude. It's all good, though, man. You go and get your head right. All right. All right. Listen, thanks for today. I appreciate it. You stop back out to the house. We'll talk. You see? Sure, man. Hey, sorry we didn't get your boat, man. Yeah. Come on, man. Let's trick this whip, homie. Come on, man. Let's get in there. Still need to get you out for one of the races, Franklin. See if you drive as fast as you talk. Recondition the day you bought. Sweet. Dude, what's happening? Apologize for knocking me down. I'mma
take you home now. It's Franklin, right? Yeah, Franklin or the credit for our guy. The home invader. You know what? Call me what you like, man. Yeah. I I No, I I mean, sure. Jimmy, ain't it? Or James? Jimmy? Or just like Gizzel? No, man. I'll just stick with Jimmy, homie. So, uh, what's the deal, man? Huh? You and my old man. I don't see me driving here, I see you at the dealership, and someone steals my whip. And Pop is all like, he's been down there to talk to you guys. Yo, Pops did more
than talk. What'd he do? Look, man. If he ain't tell you, I ain't going to tell you. But I lost my [ __ ] job, and I thought maybe he can help me find a new one. Dude, my dad is retired. Like, fully. Like, his only marketable skills are watching TV and daytime drinking, man. Look, I don't know, homie. He seems okay to me. [ __ ] he saved your ass. You saved my ass. No, no, man. Well, well, maybe we good together, you know? Like, maybe we can get [ __ ] done we couldn't
[music] do separately. If it keeps him out of the house, that's cool by me. Yeah. Well, we'll see. Look, I'm sorry my dad lost to you your job. It's hard out there. Tough. I mean, I'm employmentally challenged at the moment. Oh, you got fired, dude. Damn, that's rough. Not fired as such. I didn't get a job. I've been there, homie. You've been putting them resumes out there, but no one's hiring, huh? No, I uh I didn't get a job. I've never had a job. It feels like hard work. life. The days just kind of disappear.
Hey, you play right to slaughter? No, not since the first couple. Okay. Oh, please. Jeez. Yo, so like since we're both unemployed, like we could run together, you know? Yeah, I think about it, homie. Or or we could just like shopy, you know, play darts or get our drink on strip clubs. Come on, dude. I get real crazy. Yeah, I got your number [ __ ] I need it, man. But uh Hey, hey, you know what, man? Hey, go easy on your pops, dog. All right. All right. Church. Exactly, man. My brother from another mother.
I mean, I I hope so, cuz my mom was kind of a skank back in the day. See you. Yeah, whatever, homie. Peace. Heat. Heat. Of course I save that boy's life. But you know what? It's getting to be a bit much. I have no idea how you cope. Of course I cope. I'm a woman. Ain't that [laughter] the truth? But girl, I done done all that I could do. But you know how boys are. Wait a minute. Oh, girl. Hey, how much further? We ain't even going five yards yet. Okay, I know. I'm just
asking. This is spirit walking. Exercises body and soul. It's all the rage. We are women and we are free. We are women. We are women. We are women. Damn. F. Is that your auntie? Yeah. Thank god I missed her crazy ass. She spirit walking this [ __ ] now, man. That's just her attempts to Hey, hey, don't be talking [ __ ] about your auntie, man. She got I mean, she cool as a [ __ ] man. Come on. Come where? We got to go pick up some [ __ ] from around the corner, man.
We can walk and talk at the same time, my [ __ ] Why the [ __ ] we can't drive? Around the block with Chop. You need to walk with your fat ass. Yeah. Okay, you tall linky son of a [ __ ] Come on, homie. We ain't got all day. Let's go for sure. But what you got up? Kidnapping fool. That clown D. That OG fool from Ballers. Dog, I told you no more gang banging retro vengeance [ __ ] I'm trying to make some [ __ ] paper. You going to make some paper,
Low? And ain't nobody out here gang banging. It just look like that. You got to know the difference, man. [ __ ] man. Great. My uncle would be very happy, homie. She wants me dead anyway so she can get the [ __ ] house. I told you to quit talking [ __ ] about your auntie Loco. That's my [ __ ] I'm just [ __ ] with you. I'm just [ __ ] with you. You got the wheel, homie. Get in the van, Chop. Get in the van. Good dog. Go up Vinewood Boulevard. Hey, I
like your dog, homie. Me and Chop got a lot in common. Your annoying ass, man. I'm carrying both of y'all asses, homie. Look what I set up, man. [ __ ] this man. You seen Tanisha? She's straight. It's me and you that ain't straight though, homie. Dog, I know, homie. But look, I met this contact, this white dude. Real serious dude, man. This [ __ ] know the streets, homie. I know he'll be a good hookup for us. We don't need no hookup, fool. I know these streets. You know these streets, man. All you know
is dime bag hustling, credit card stealing, boosting gas tankers, homie. Come on, man. But you trying to be some [ __ ] commodity trader or something? Fool, that [ __ ] went up, man. Look, homie, I don't mind dying, you feel me? But I just want to dive for something that matters, homie. That's what foreign gangster should really be about. And I know this much, the [ __ ] OG's ain't even giving a [ __ ] about us. Man, [ __ ] the OG's Dean. You know what I'm saying? This ain't no [ __ ]
pyramid scheme. No, wait, hold on. Listen to your boy one time. Listen to your boy. You want some paper? My [ __ ] this is what it's about. Check it out. I'm talking about 40,000. No problem. Cash in hand. Two days time. No killing, nothing. No. Just starting another beef with the [ __ ] ballers, [ __ ] That's class A felony [ __ ] We going to keep our disguise on. Ain't nobody got to know it was us. Yeah, whatever, homie. We'll see about that. She's a beauty. Chop a free spirit. He bark all
he like. I've been told he up in the alley. Hey, what's up, boo? Ain't you little Leita's cousin? Yeah. Damn, you short with it. I was just saying I was trying to holl at you. You ain't hollering at nothing over here. Why has it got to be like that? I'm a OG. N OG. So what? So the [ __ ] what, [ __ ] It's a million OG's. Well, [ __ ] How about I put one of these little X pills up your ass crack? Next thing you know, you going to be begging for it,
boy. That's disgusting. What's happening now, D? Man, ain't no fun if the gangsters can't have none, man. [ __ ] you, Mark. I ain't sharing no ass to CGS. Ain't nobody sharing nothing, man. Shut the hell up, [ __ ] [ __ ] you, [ __ ] Man, [ __ ] y'all. Hey, ain't there a law against you mark ass gangsters insignia mask wearing [ __ ] Oh, so what's up now, [ __ ] You snitching or something, [ __ ] Ass [ __ ] [ __ ] you, [ __ ] I'm out of here,
[ __ ] [ __ ] y'all. Get that [ __ ] Come on. Let's go. In a van. We got to go. He on a bike, man. We ain't going to catch him. Just drive, fool. Hold on, Chop. That's 40 G's getting away right there. You seen that [ __ ] back there? She a dime. I'm all over that. And she probably the same. Like I said, they blocked. Flock your mind on this [ __ ] right here for a minute. You worse than Chop. Give me a break. All right, man. If he gone cuz
you ain't in the zone with that special driver you do, I'm going to be real upset, homie. This nigga's a punk, homie. And he making you look like one, too. I don't know why you think that's going to motivate me, [ __ ] Cuz it don't n we going after the [ __ ] in the car. All right. All these punk ass B. Give it up. If we snatching this dude, we snatching. Get his ass right. Remember the homies around the block, man. Man, the homies is lame. Yeah, so we not cops on this cell
phone as soon as they made the ransom call. What the [ __ ] Damn, he got [ __ ] up, man. Take Chop, go get that fool, [ __ ] You just sitting your ass still with your feet kicked up. Come on, Chop. Come on. Go bite his ass. Get that [ __ ] chop. Get him. Whoa. You won't pay for this. You CGL shot for real douche. We just want to get paid, man. Give it up. There ain't no ravy shots. Where we taking you to? This like sprint training. [music] You got this, homie.
Oh, [ __ ] Come on, boy. Find that fool. Sniff him out, Chop Chop. Leave me to him. He hiding in that train, boy. Stop running, dog. Why ain't Lamar searching this [ __ ] You smell that [ __ ] boy? Your ass caught. [ __ ] This [ __ ] empty. You a mean [ __ ] man. Let's go. Where he at? Chop. Where he at? We in this together, Chop. Let's go. Go, boy. Where the OG at? Come on. Smell that stinky [ __ ] You in here? You scared of dogs, [ __
] Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you and your stupid dog. Don't hump him. Bite his ass, Chop. Get his ass. Get off the [ __ ] you son of a [ __ ] That [ __ ] just [ __ ] bit me, man. Shut the [ __ ] up. Hey, man. Get over here. Oh [ __ ] What the [ __ ] man? I ain't got no beef with the CGF cuz maybe we doing our own thing. What the [ __ ] P. [ __ ] Hey, Lamar Davis, is that you, [ __
] [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up. Just get in. Yeah, that's you, [ __ ] [ __ ] idiot. [ __ ] I swear I had no beef, man. Shut the Hey, man. What the [ __ ] Get this [ __ ] dog away. Come on. [ __ ] Hey, if you don't train Chop, he going to be a lost cause like you, dog. We going to stash this dude at my spot. You slipping, fool. We going back to your crib. I've been there when you was in diapers. Shut up, man. You
ain't recognize me. I knew it was you before you took that flag off. We always been dumb, Lamar. Really? Well, I guess that mean we going to have to shoot your ass when we pick up our 40 stacks. You ain't going to pick up [ __ ] Van's going to be on you before you can even move. [ __ ] be quiet. I got to make a call. Keep your eyes on the road. We got you, boy. You calling them on a cell phone, you dumb [ __ ] They going to trace this [ __
] in a second. We want 40,000 is pay me or pay the funeral director, [ __ ] What the [ __ ] you done? You just gave them our location. Now we got to let this [ __ ] out of here. Get the [ __ ] out of here. And [ __ ] give me that damn phone. What the [ __ ] [ __ ] y'all. I'll be seeing y'all soon. The only reason you've been seeing [ __ ] cuz we went easy on your ass. Remember that, dog. Dumb [ __ ] This some [
__ ] Take me down the cut. Man, what the [ __ ] is wrong with you, [ __ ] I was getting us paid. What the [ __ ] is wrong with you, [ __ ] That was a good phone. A good phone? The cops was all over, [ __ ] I could have swallowed my card. Try to triangulate that. It's too late. Shit's done. At least I saved you dignity of pulling apart your [ __ ] [ __ ] I ain't afraid to get my hands dirty, old precious [ __ ] This is what
I mean, homie. We need to get serious. Get paid. This [ __ ] ain't working. So, your old white dude going to fix us. We're in my first class. Look, I'm going to learn some skills, man. Pass them on. There's a whole city out there. It's waiting to be taken. [ __ ] you just give me the heads up when you over that [ __ ] Ready to wipe old dude nut off your face. Old lame ass Mark, man. [ __ ] you, Lamar. All right, [ __ ] You the [ __ ] You better
watch out for them ballers. They going to be on you now. Them cops going to be on your ass, too. Yeah, I ain't worried about it. I'm a [ __ ] gangster. You know how I do. I can take care of my Sizzel. know the [ __ ] you kids ain't. Amen. Tracy. Yo, Amanda. Amanda, you better not be. Not in my house. [ __ ] you, Michael. Go away. I'm paying that turtle 150 bucks an hour to [ __ ] my wife in my own bed. Michael, go away. Oh, I'm sorry, bro. She said
you had an arrangement. You and I are going to have an arrangement. I'm going to arrange your [ __ ] funeral. I'm really sorry, bro. I'll cop the session. I promise. You are dead, man. [ __ ] Dead. Come here. [ __ ] man. Hey, you stop it. What's up, man? Get out of my way. Michael, calm down. What the [ __ ] is going on? Nothing happened. It was a misunderstanding. She [ __ ] up freaking my bet. You bullshitting. It wasn't like that. You in? [ __ ] it. I'm in. Let's roll. Let's
get this mother. Just go kill him. This truck yours? Guy's doing some work for me. He'll get it back. Might have a dead body next to it, but he'll get it back. Oh, so we killing this dude. You wish he was dead. Dude almost got away, man. [ __ ] Dog [ __ ] [ __ ] in another dog's kennel. Exactly. People been [ __ ] in my kennel for too long. He went left up here, dog. There's that little prick. The [ __ ] is he? Bushy beaver bucks [ __ ] hippie [ __
] [ __ ] man. I think we lost his head. He lives somewhere up in the canyon. We'll find him. Ah, the [ __ ] is this track here? Hey, he in one of these [ __ ] houses. Yeah, keep your eye out. That's his car right there. Little bricks up there. Look. Oh [ __ ] Co's doing all right for himself. Hey, [ __ ] You ran off before we could settle our debts. Michael, you got the wrong idea, man. They think the world owes him a living. There's a winch in the back of
the truck. Tie a cable to one of those supports up there. You f to pull his deck down? Hey, that prick pulled my marriage down. Man, you really going to be this [ __ ] dramatic? Yeah, whatever. I told you I comped the session, bud. Well, there were a lot of freaking sessions, bud. I'm thinking you were working on more than just her backhand. Mandy's backhand has come a long way, bro. But sometimes it's got to get worse to get better. Yeah. Well, maybe I should come up there and practice my backhand on your face.
Bud, your negative energy is seriously bringing me down. Oh, I hope it is, bud. We hooked up, man. You come into my house, take my money, and nail my wife. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? I'm going to stick up my hand and say that was uncool, bud. My bad. Seriously. How [ __ ] magnanimous. May I please offer you my applause? You [ __ ] [ __ ] dude. And we'll see how you like when someone [ __ ] with your [ __ ] Well, hey, wait. You got the wrong idea, pal. [
__ ] Here we go. Let's see what happens. Dude, you are probably crazy. Oh [ __ ] You see this [ __ ] dog? Oh, hell yeah, homie. You know what time it is. Yeah, he going to feel this one, dog. Man, I think that shit's coming down, man. Push the pedal, homie. Are you [ __ ] serious, [ __ ] [screaming] [ __ ] a. Let's see how he like that. Whoa, man. [ __ ] [ __ ] him and [ __ ] his deck. Hey, homie. I think you put a little more than
a deck down. Yeah, it's a foolish man who builds his house on sand, baby. Hey, man. I don't think my boy Matthew was thinking truck when he wrote that [ __ ] Mr. Santa, what the hell? That's not my house. [ __ ] Oh, bro. I couldn't afford a place like that. I'm a tennis coach. I hit balls for a living. I was just hiding there. Give me a phone. You You're a dead one. Green light. Green light. Martin Madzo, give you green light. Oh, I'm scared, lady. Just [ __ ] terrified. Hey, man. Some
mean looking [ __ ] essays right behind you. Are you kidding me? Kid, can you do something? I'll try, man. Try. Come on, kid. We got a book, man. Go. How much distance we got between us? If these are whiteos, boys, man, it's a lot more than where they came from. Can you see them? Are they still back there? [ __ ] man. These [ __ ] are me. All right, we managed to lose them. Hey, let's go. Let's leave them behind. Push the pedal, man. We got to move. We got a book, man. Go.
Hey, let's go. Let's leave him behind. I think you slipped them, man. All right, let's go back home. Wow. [ __ ] [screaming] You did good. I mean, your aim's all over the place, but you were a help. Thanks. I guess. Hey, don't get defensive. Go to a shooting range. Work on your aim. You'll do fine. Oh, [ __ ] man. [ __ ] You good? Fine as wine. Got a few knocks. You okay? You did good, kid. And I'm cool, man. I mean, you mentally mentally. Oh, man. I'm [ __ ] excited. My heart
ain't bumped like that in years. Yes. [ __ ] a, Bubba. Man, you sound kind of manny. You just been green lit by the Mexican underworld ambassador to Los Santos. Trust me, we handled it. Whoever the [ __ ] Martine Madzo is, I've known worse. We just handled a few lowranking friends. We sit on it. We see what happens. Kid, there's no use second guessing. Felt good, man. Woo. Doing something for a change. Man, you know what? You are wasted sitting by that [ __ ] pool, man. You're right. I need to do something. Scotch
and sunshine is sitting on my ass. [ __ ] that. I'm better than that. Damn Skippy, homie. All that knowledge up there, it's withering and dying, dog. You don't pass that [ __ ] on, it's gone, homie. I bet you know some [ __ ] You wouldn't believe the [ __ ] I know. Yeah, you taking some scores. There was a time that was all I did. [ __ ] Well, you know, I could tell you some [ __ ] too. Yeah, like what? About this city I was born and raised in. Now, think about
it. Yeah, do that, man. This could be cool. Hey, thanks for the help out there today, kid. I had no idea it was going to get that hot. [ __ ] pulling houses off the hillside sure has a weird way of [ __ ] with people. Yeah, well, I thought I was through with all that [ __ ] I don't know what the hell's going on. Oh [ __ ] I think we're about to find out. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? Do you? No. Well, you you I think
so. Good. I know who you are. I know where you live. Who are you? I'm Frank. License now. Franklin maybe help Mr. De Santa here. Who am I? I think Martin Madrazzo. Good boy. Now maybe give him a little background, man. Mr. Madzo, Mr. Madrazzo is a legitimate businessman who was wrongfully accused of running a Mexicanamean gang and a narcotic ring, but the charges were dropped because of the witnesses came up missing. Smart kid Michael got a question for you. Did you build an architectural significant modernist wonder home down the hillside in Vinewood Hills? I
thought the owner was banging my wife. Well, that was a strange house for a tennis coach. I wasn't thinking straight clearly. Yeah. Well, Natalia will need a hotel while you finance the rebuilds, won't she? Sure. Good. And I'm guessing here that the rebuild uh will be somewhere in the 2.5 million range. Of course. Great. That's nice. Come on, man. Damn. You all right? Never better. So, what now? Looks like I'm going to have to postpone my retirement. [ __ ] Oh, man. I'm mortgaged up to my eyeballs. Look, I only know one way to make
money. I'm going to have to give an old friend a call. Lester. I think he's in town somewhere. I'm going to have to track him down. Just give me a little alone time. All right. All right, Noah. [ __ ] Hello. Is this still the number for Lester Crest? Who's asking? Who's asking? Who's asking? You're awful ky. [snorts] Even [clears throat] for a dead man, Michael. Oo, you don't sound good, buddy. Tactful and charming, even in death. Hey, come see me, old friend. I'm living in Los Santos, just like you. Marietta Heights. Whoa, whoa, wait.
Hey, how do you Hello? You [ __ ] Doc. Hey, Michael. I'm looking through my appointment book and I don't see your name. Yeah, well, I'm more of a walk-in guy, Doc. You know that. Walk-ins are more expensive, but I'm always happy to accommodate. Sure, you'll accommodate me as long as I got money in my pocket, right? Hey, I'm in a bad way, Doc. I might come by soon. [ __ ] you, Lester. You going to let me in or what? Give me a minute. I was wondering when you'd show up. I was dead. Praise
be. Guess you weren't very dead. You need my help. How do you know? Cuz you came here. Why else would you? [clears throat] I haven't been a good friend for you, Lester. I know that. And you're going to make it up to me by doing whatever I ask. Or rather, I I mean, I need something done. You need to know something. So, why not help each other? I got to make some dough. So, you're back in the game, I guess. Look, Lester, about what happened before. I know you never mentioned my name. I know I'm
not on any lists anywhere. I know you never betrayed me. As for you, you got to figure that I never told anyone. that instead of gently decomposing in North Yankton, you're angrily decomposing in Los Santos with a shrink and a wife who don't love you no more. Yeah. Yeah. Well, since you put it like that. Shut up a minute. I'm getting an IID alert. That little college boy sack of [ __ ] Phony [ __ ] Who? Jay Norris. Yes. That [ __ ] is a lying bastard. I've read his [ __ ] emails. He's
a [ __ ] cheat. I heard him say that he saved America. What? by outsourcing all the jobs, by selling us little bits of plastic restricted access [ __ ] Well, now it's payback time, you lying turd. The hell are you talking about? You are about to get that white collar gig that you always dreamed of, Mikey. Here, take this uh fashionably retro weird for a 45year-old man, but I cannot let go of the 1980s bag and dress yourself up like a billionaire math genius with low-level Asberers. You better be ready for the minor glitch
of your repulsive pseudomsianic life. Okay, Lester, get out of here. Call me when you're ready. We are about to put the Darwinism back in social Darwinism. And brother, it is going to be fun. You [ __ ] kidding me? I'm a bank robber, not a web designer. So, we'll go robbing soon. I'll find something just [snorts] like the old days. [laughter] Nice riding though. Nice ride. Ah, excuse me. I got this interview at this tech company. I'm thinking I need something, I don't know, geeky, youthful. Lost your job and the world's moved on, huh? That's
too bad. I didn't lose my job. Of course. Got too old, got outsourced. Same thing happened to my dad. Now you got to fit in with a different generation. What about a vest and some cargo shorts? All right. Dignity aside, I think that might just work. Good luck at the interview. Goodbye. Michael, I'm all dressed up now. You want to run me through this thing? The prototype is somewhere in the Life Invader office. Find it and fit it with the device in your bag. They're just going to let me in. Why wouldn't they? If you
look the part, hang around till someone opens the door and act entitled. Fine. Hey. Hey. Oh, great. PM's pushing for more functionality, but we are maxed. I mean, if anything, we have to strip features, especially if we plan on releasing a fully priced update a year later. Oh my. You know, it's Yeah. Well, you know, you got to do what you got to do, you know? I mean, we're talking beta in Q4, maybe Q3. Look, milestones are one thing, but when design is changing its mind seemingly overnight, there's not much you can do about it.
You know what I'm saying? My union allocated smoke bricks bowed up. So, wait a minute. Do I know you? Yeah, I think so. I I teet right? Yeah. You know, you got to do something for me. Ah, you got to put it in a ticket. Uh, no. I'd like to keep this one out of the database, if you know what I mean. I'm totally becoming a tech evangelist when the big boys vest. Maybe not even tech. I'll evangelize anything. Hi. Oh, hi. Chill out on the bean bag. Marcus will be right out. Oh. Um, I'm
going to take a normal chair. I have a terrible back. Really? The brief was for a relaxed, creative individual, the kind that preferred a bean bag over a real chair. But if you're so bound to social restraints No, no, no, no, no. I'm not restrained at all. I'll I'll I'll take a seat. See, you're relaxed already. Let the creative juices flow. Kaboom. You just got pawned, my friend. You are. Here you go. If you guys let me use the OS I requested, this wouldn't be a problem. Ah, you've been added on this PC. Uh, got
any anti virus software? I think so. Behind this junk on the left, clicked an NSFW link, bro. Bit me on the ass. Yeah, not safe for work, huh? You know, my son's computer runs into the same kind of problems. I'll close the popups. See what I can do. your son codes. Start [laughter] them early, bro. You write your best stuff in your tween. After that, it's just a hack job. This place is fueled by Java, bro. [laughter] We'll get there eventually. Might I tempt you with some organic chow or a fair trade Java? See, I
don't have the manual on me. My glitch fixing is going to be way down today. Rocking out might get you in the right headsp space. There it goes. You want to take a break for some air guitar? Give me the wink, bro. Almost cracked it. And that should do it. Why don't you try and keep things strictly safe for work from now on? [screaming] Hey, have you seen the prototype in the demo room when Norris announces it at the keynote? Minds are going to blow. Send me the This is the future of American economy. Jay
thinks being a quirky douche boost creativity. He's this close to installing a ball pit. Oh, nice. That's a meme right there, dude. When it blue screens again, you're my guy. Bye. Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. Foot bag, dig fast. Ow. Come on. You're going to have to learn the foot bag if you want to get a job here. Okay, follow me. Okay. Oh, some a-hole drank my effing hemp milk. There was a totally non-passive aggressive note on it. If I drown in mucus, it's your fault. You illiterate effing seas. Hold on. I'll buzz you
out. Need a massage? [laughter] Hey, Michael. Hold on. Hold on. Domed. I domed you. Lester, the thing's in the prototype. I'm going home to watch the keynote. Teabag time, my friend. Lester, did you hear me? Are you playing that game? Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, your phone is rigged. What's your problem? You don't like shooters? They're all the same. Besides, you know me. I'm a movie guy. Classic Vinewood. Classic Vinewood ended 30 years ago. Now it's just superheroes, romantic comedies, and remakes, none of which interest me. Hey, I believe this country can still make interesting movies. There's
no better way to define American life than a two-hour plot in which the hero looks good and defeats evil. Now, whatever you say, enjoy yesterday. Anyway, just call the device after he's unveiled it and then we'll talk. Oh my god, you guys are so lame. I'm watching Fame or Shame. I'm going to the finals. [screaming] Mind's on fire. What a talent. I have never seen someone set fire to their crotch before. Fantastic. The most racist guy in America. You all disgust me. America loves you. You are in the finals. Recorded live from the Vinewood Bowl.
Who will win it all? Who will humili? Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mr. Jay Norris to the stage. [cheering] [applause] Hey, [cheering] this company has come a long way since we started it in my parents' pool house in East Carowway. Today you're about to witness a new phase. Fullon weaponsgrade red alert world domination. [cheering] [applause] We have put a billion people's private data in the public domain and we have milked every penny we could in the process. And we have one of the youngest workforces in the world, an average age of only 14.4 4 years.
That's not just impressive, it's revolutionary. [cheering] [applause] Today, [cheering] right here, we're about to make the next step. Prepare to witness the future. [cheering] The Life Invader mobile device. Yes, we have invented something no one else has ever thought of. A small personal computerized device. Now you're going to be able to stay docked 24/7 on the bus. You can dock on the subway. Stay docked. You can be docked in at home and at the same time you're docking with some kids at the public pool. [screaming] We went to the guys at Fruit Computers and we
told them we wanted to make our hardware as compatible as possible, but you know what? They're not interested in sharing their technology. So, we went and made it compatible. Anyway, now you can dock your Life Invader to an iPhone phone or any other device, and it'll take all the data off it and reformat it into Life Invader friendly information. [cheering] Oh, hold on a second. I think someone's trying to talk with me. Hello. Oh. Oh, Jesus. Whoa. Whoa. [screaming] Lester, that was heavy. Are you watching the news? I don't have to. I'm watching the markets.
I'll be trading pure alpha till close. All right. Hey, about that other thing. You know the score. Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Let's do it. Put on a suit, look somewhat professional, and meet me at my warehouse off the LS freeway. Oh, and I'm about to email you a link for the exchange. You can put in some trades of your own. I'm trying to stay off the day trading, but maybe I'll take a look. What are you doing? I used to love you, Tony. How dare you point that thing at me. Stop with the emotions. You
don't love me. You love what I represent. You love being the Do you even have a penis or are you one of those hermapford dudes born without genitals? Tricks up my sleeves, huh? What are you saying? I'm just a nightclub singer with a broken heart. Suck yourself. You're in over your head and you're up there. God damn. Damn it. God damn it. The [ __ ] you doing? Nothing. Really? Cuz I keep hearing a this a cop that. Go away. What? You go watch your linear entertainment. Go watch porn. Just go away. [ __ ]
[ __ ] you. What the [ __ ] disrespectful little [ __ ] I can't believe you did that. That's my TV. You don't talk to me like that. I can't believe you. Mom was right about you. You don't know any better and you can't help it. But you're an [ __ ] Yeah. Well, why don't you do something then besides just stand there? Why don't you hit me? Is that what you want to be hit by your son? Yeah. No, I just want you to do something besides sit there eating. Yeah. Great. Thanks for
the [ __ ] guidance, Dad. It means a lot. Wait. I'm just trying to help you. Well, nothing says I love you like smashing my [ __ ] TV. Nothing at all. I'm sorry. I just wish we could do things together. Yeah. What things? I don't know. Uh, go for walks, play ball. You know, I have bad glands. Bike ride then. Bike ride. You want to go on a [ __ ] bike ride? Fine. Fine. Let's go on a [ __ ] bike ride. [ __ ] me. We'll take a bike ride along Vispuchcci Beach
and I'll show you just what you want to see. This day was going so well until you showed up. You know that you doing the You're lucky to even be allowed out of the house after that boat stunt. What's the big deal? If anything goes wrong, you can just bake your death and start all over. I'm going gray listening to this crap. Station change. [ __ ] yeah. My jam. Nice try, tyrant. How am I meant to develop my own moral sensibilities when yours are so unbelievably fuckfaced? Don't push me. Seriously, some guys borrow your
bow. Borrow? You were hiding in the head crying kidnapped. They just took receipt of your property with payment pending. If it was anything other than what you told me, then that's on you. All right. They [ __ ] stole it. And who knows what they would have done if they found me. But I didn't expect or want them to get killed. You think I'm going to let some guys ride off with my son? Look, I knew you were a bad guy, but Oh, a bad guy. A crook, a killer, a thief, a liar. I guess
I've been all those things one time or another, right? It's just what? I always thought I was the good guy. God help the morally bankrupt planet your generation have left us if you're the good guy. Yeah. Anyway, I always knew you were the kind of person who didn't let other people get in the way, but I hadn't like seen that happen before. Yeah, well, that's me, Jim. And I've been trying my best to get things under control for the last 10 years, but that was an extreme [ __ ] situation, and I had to act.
A normal person wouldn't have done that. Yeah, well, I had to to protect you. Yeah, keep telling yourself that when you see their faces every time you close your eyes. [ __ ] Here we are at the bike rental place. Please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of like force of habit. I'm calling you back to a movie. Hey, you Two bites. Take your pick. Fred over. This one will do. If I beat you to the end of the pier, you're buying me a new TV. [ __ ] into the pier. All right. But
if I beat you, you're going to behave like a human being. What's up? No [ __ ] way. [ __ ] [ __ ] it. [ __ ] I No, man. I don't want What? What's up? What the holy [ __ ] Go. [ __ ] This is for the Hey there. [ __ ] me in the ass. Why would you Hey, I haven't seen you at the airport. No, no, no. Got to go tell the program. So be it. I can't wait to go home. Looks like you're buying your own TV. You know, this
is real nice, Dad. Bonding. Good times. Yeah. Yeah. I'm giving it my best shot. Come on. We're having fun, right? You wouldn't know fun if it sat on your face. Ah, come on. I mean, why do I have to hold your hand through this whole midlife crisis [ __ ] And why don't you stick your nose up Tracy's butt sometime? Because Tracy doesn't buy cars she can't afford so that thugs break in our house. Tracy doesn't get kidnapped or destroy my yacht. Well, that's just because she's too busy getting [ __ ] by dudes to
get on TV. You don't talk about your sister that way. Well, I'm sorry, but it's true. I mean, according to her Life Invader page, she's hanging out with producers and porno guys this afternoon. What are you talking about? Actually, it's all happening right out there. What? That boat that makes yours look like a refugee raft? You know the kind of boat? The one that makes a young impressionable girl drop her pants and spread her legs. This is the [snorts] reason you brought me here, isn't it? You [ __ ] Dad, wait. Dad, come on now.
Plus, we're taking you out of here. Dad, you're embarrassing me. These are my friends. Yeah, you're embarrassing her, dude. They're shooting porno here. They shoot porno all over town. Mom rented our house to them last summer. That was your house. Yeah, man. You got a killer pad, Mr. Is it awesome? Let's go. Those walls. You think I do it? No. Hey, cool, man. What are you doing? [ __ ] man. I like him. Problem. You're such a jerk. Come on, Dad. You dumbass. These guys are serious. Yeah, well so am I. The seat of my
[ __ ] boat. Oh, [ __ ] Get on now. I'm about to skin you alive. God damn it. Go. Omg, they're coming. Go into that outlet. All right. All right. Oh [ __ ] they're popping off at us. We'll lose them if we keep going this way. Who the [ __ ] are these people? Oh, you know, teeny people, celebs, serious drug dealers. Well, since when the TV people and drug dealers start hanging out. Come on, Dad. It's Los Santos. Go, go, keep going. How is tapping us going to solve anything? Come on, [screaming]
let us go. Back off, [ __ ] [screaming] [music] Back up, you pricks. You're a danger to yourself and others. Looks like this is the way out. Hey, Tur buckets. If you kill us, you'll be jailed and the sea shark will be impounded. Come on, let us go. Back off, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I think we lost them. I'm going to die. You see, they're gone. It's okay. I'll take you back to your brother. It's not okay. It's terrible. I can't believe you did that to me. Whoa,
whoa, chill out, babe. Now, what did you say? Yeah. No, no, no worries. It was a pleasure. I bet it was a pleasure. You're only pleased when you're being shot at. No, I meant you don't have to thank me for saving your life from those maniacs. You didn't save it. You ruined it. There he is. Jimmy, you dabbag. You You [ __ ] [ __ ] [screaming] Listen, he he's the [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay. He smashed my TV and he took me to the beach. The beach with my skin. So what? You
sent him out to spoil my day, too? I didn't know that he was going to come get you. I just told him where you were. You know, he got that crazy look in his eyes, you know, like you get sometimes, and he just went. I'm getting a cab. Coming with you. How about I just drive us home? You ruined my life. [screaming] Someone's on the rag. Yeah. Who's this? It's Ricky from Life Invader. I know you're the bro who deactivated Jay, bro. I have no idea what you're talking about, pal. What you do is your
business, bro. Anyway, Jay really got a big head once people started calling him a god. Guess you proved he wasn't one. They reintegrated my team in Burundi after the design got signed off. And now my shares ain't worth dick. Sorry about that. I need work and I thought maybe you could provide. I mean, I'm smart enough to track you down, aren't I? I guess you are. Hey, I'll be in touch if anything comes up. Come in, Michael. Yeah, thanks, Doc. How have you been? Oh, good. Things been good. No, actually, things ain't been good. Things
been a far [ __ ] way from good. I've been uh acting out. That's what you would call it, I think. Right. Acting out. So, what exactly has been the problem? I'm not good, Doc. Not good at all. I'm sorry to hear that. Tell me. I just I've been caught up in the [ __ ] Doc. You know, ever since I pulled this Mexican's house off a hill, it's been nothing but killing and robbing. And I hooked up with this old associate. I even got a new one, too. This kid with I don't guess similar
proclivities. Oh god, now everything's out of control. But it's not by choice, you know. I just my life just got away from me. That sounds a lot like denial. Michael, this is really worrying. So, any other violent urges, friend? Yeah, I mean I've had good days, doc, but mostly they just been really bad days. I've been doing really bad things, you know, hurting people. You're a very sick man, Michael. I'm doing all I can, but we need more sessions. I really just want to be happy, Doc. Is that so bad? Okay. And what about your
sexual behaviors? I've been a really good boy, Doc. Really good. Not one problem. I'm glad to hear that. Really glad. Keep working it. This is great. I just ain't myself right now, Doc. Not since my life went crazy. You're plainly addicted to chaos. Well, I'm not sure that's true, Doc. I'm not exactly enjoying myself here. You know what I'm addicted to is not getting killed. But for some reason, I keep getting my ass into situations where getting killed is a little hard to avoid. What about the people you kill? Well, yeah, but that's not for
fun. Are you sure? What exactly you asking, Doc? Am I a psychopath who enjoys suffering or a sociopath who doesn't give a flying [ __ ] about the rules? Come on, we've already had this conversation, right? I'm neither. I'm just a fat, washed up jock who can't get his head around the fact that his high school football career didn't play out the way that he planned. The only way I'm content and and competent is with a gun in my hand or a price on my head. You're very defensive, Michael. Do you consider yourself a failure?
I pay you to listen to my problems. I'm rich. I'm miserable. I mean, half the time my kids can't stand me. The other half my wife is cheating on me. I kill people without remorse. Doc, I'm pretty average for this town. Really? Wait a minute. That's the shot. I I think I'm having a breakthrough here, Doc. This I think No, no. I know that I'm just terrified that I'm sure you are, but that's really all we have time for. See you next time. Okay. Cold water. [screaming] Well, our prayers have been answered. Well, hello. I
don't want to know. Franklin, what the [ __ ] I mean, what the hell going on here? Wait a minute, Franklin. What are you doing here? I live here. This half my house, too. So you say anyway, Magenta is reinvigorating my femininity, so make yourself scared, boy. Go with pleasure. Go. Goodness. And stay out of trouble. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] you ain't no more of a man than me. I hear that gangster [ __ ] [ __ ] Look who's biz with it, man. Oh, no. No. Show some respect here, [ __ ] That
man, they couldn't hold down his back. Come on now. Damn, man. I got to spend my day with another middle-aged fool trying to recapture his youth. What this fool just say? I missed you, dog. Oh. Oh, you missed me, huh? No, I ain't missed you. Your ass could have stayed gone for good. So, I [ __ ] your girl, mugged your mom's, and better yet, I ain't thought about your ass in years. You got jokes now, huh? Hey, but I see you doing well for yourself. Check that on out. [ __ ] I'm doing just
fine. That's what I hear. But I know some sweet boys up in the pin that got bigger balls than you. You been doing your time looking at sweet boy balls? Yeah, it's good to have confirmation. This funny [ __ ] Why you keep hanging around this clown? L shake this fool. We from the same set stretch. Why? Why y'all [ __ ] can't get along? Y'all been doing this [ __ ] for years, man. You know what, dog? It's good you back home. Glad you here. Missed you, boy. Damn, you definitely got hit up inside.
Hit up. Hey. Hey. Yo, [ __ ] I know little [ __ ] like you been turned out on the daily talking about being hit up. [ __ ] I swear, man. You ain't got no [ __ ] respect, [ __ ] I got respect for reality. Reality. All right. All right. You keep thinking that. Just keep thinking that, [ __ ] [ __ ] You going to get yours. [ __ ] you. I swear, man. Come on, man. Cool out. Chill, man. This [ __ ] get on my goddamn nerves. The [ __ ]
get on my nerves, too, man. Part of the [ __ ] charm, man. F. Come on, man. Let's just bust a move, man. You going to drive or what? up driveway. Pick up this heat, [ __ ] Why business, [ __ ] Real business. Come on. Y'all [ __ ] act like girl [ __ ] Not me. [ __ ] Let's go to the gun store. [ __ ] homie. You going to drop all that bread on that gear, you might as well get a haircut, too. [ __ ] crazyhaired microphone [ __ ] I
got a microphone I can shove right in your prison pocket. [ __ ] you walk like you kester and [ __ ] anyway. You know when I went away, you punks was little homies and I was a big homie. Now I'm out and you little homies is big homies. But you still got to respect, man. What the [ __ ] this [ __ ] talking about? We all big homies, but he bigger, right? Exactly, man. That's some [ __ ] pyramid scheme [ __ ] Pyramids is good, man. Illuminati pharaoh [ __ ] Soon as
we get this [ __ ] as soon as we get paid, homie. Soon as we get incarcerated, more likely. Armorer to the stars. Hey, what's up, man? Firing range is in the back. And all our weapons are customizable. Oh, hell yeah. You can trick your blamlam out up in here. Quit all that. Just straight up artillery, man. All right. Would y'all shut the [ __ ] up? I got this. You clowns. All right, homie. Get your shotgun with the flashlight modification. Oh, choosy ass only child [ __ ] Now, just let me reinstate, man, that
the purchases made by this man ain't got nothing to do with the two gentlemen of fell in nature. That's right. Yeah. Now, let's go bust on some [ __ ] man. We got some recycling to do. Come on, man. Center all friends in Laeta. Check that [ __ ] You got some cans on some [ __ ] I don't know about? Nah, homie. We got ourselves a drug deal. Why do I get the feeling it's going to be one of them deals gone wrong type situation? Now, see, that's that negative attitude Lamar was telling me
about, [ __ ] You ain't getting nowhere thinking like that. The power of positive [ __ ] You ought to be clenching your [ __ ] vagina muscles with my aunt, [ __ ] After his bid, it probably need tightening up. This ain't new age [ __ ] It's fact. You get what you get, fool. You've been getting dick, but you ain't giving it, huh? Some Mark talk like that to an OG. CGF is changed, man. No wonder the hood is so lame right now. Speaking of change, Lamar's been meaning to talk to you, homie.
Nah, nah, not now, homie. What's happening? It's nothing, my [ __ ] Nothing, you know. Just some ideas, that's all. Man, ideas ain't your strong suit, so put it on me. It's nothing real, homie. When it's something real, we'll talk. [ __ ] man. It's realer than this crap. All right, homie. We meeting in here. Man, how'd you find this place? The homie set it up. This the kind of spot where we ain't going to be disturbed. That's what the [ __ ] worries me. I'm more of a hide in the plain sight type of
[ __ ] No, you more of a punk [ __ ] type [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter] What up, fool? What up? We got that [ __ ] [ __ ] Where the paper at, [ __ ] I'm talking about Buku Bills. More Davis. What's up, boy? Everything cool? Come on, man. What the [ __ ] man? You was just kidnapping this [ __ ] Oh, come on, [ __ ] Real recognize real D. My [ __ ] just got out crossing lines. Did some time with some of your f look. This ain't
about you, man. You know these [ __ ] done. What the [ __ ] this chick talking about, man? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They putting a [ __ ] on TV, man. About some gang intervention [ __ ] Hey, this ain't the police, dog. This some ballers [ __ ] Some [ __ ] Hey, we been set up, [ __ ] This [ __ ] [ __ ] up, [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] ass ballers. Come on through here. Got one of us, boys. Find cover, [ __ ] That [
__ ] D set us up. [ __ ] I said lay low after you got cropped. You lay low, [ __ ] That ain't me. I can see that. This is [ __ ] [ __ ] you. Somebody got to get this last [ __ ] Now that you popped that little punk, we really [ __ ] Man, you shouldn't have put me in the room with that snitch. Cover me, homie. I'mma hit this. [ __ ] Can't pop me and get it over with. You going first next time, no fool. [ __ ] [
__ ] Then we all be dead. It's not me, [ __ ] Your homie dead. [screaming] You ain't creeping on us, man. [ __ ] Never trust a parlor, homie. Never trust you is the lesson I'm taking away from this [ __ ] Man, I don't want your clumsy ass falling down these stairs, fool. They was a safety hazard before blood got spilled all over the place. [ __ ] that, man. [screaming] I deserve to get fire him up. I'mma follow you for a minute, man. It's old in here. Get my eyes up, man. You
got Hey, look. Grab back here again. Send him back, man. I ain't going down for you. You see that [ __ ] Fire, dog. [screaming] Fire. You see that [ __ ] Well, move [ __ ] We got to go before this [ __ ] spread. Come on, little homie. Let's do this. Enough with all that [ __ ] We on our way. [screaming] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Lamar, what the [ __ ] you get us into? You the fool wanted to make money. [groaning and screaming] I'm right behind you.
[ __ ] Sirens. The cops is here. There's the fire door. Through the fire exit. Come on. These [ __ ] on the sky, dog. We ain't going nowhere with that chopper on us. Take it out. 801. Take it. Up this ladder. the long climb to freedom. Watch out. Requesting back. Let's keep going, man. We almost out. Oh, man. We get over this and we good, homie. We got to cool this [ __ ] off. Charlie is airborne and headed to the scene. You jack [ __ ] Get your [ __ ] ass out. [screaming]
Move, move, move. What the [ __ ] Man, you got beat with a stick, man. Leave us be, [ __ ] [screaming] uncoordinated [ __ ] man. I don't get the cop mentality. Who gave this fool a license? [screaming] You going to lose him or what? Keep them rollers off us. Think they can lose on the freeway. This [ __ ] acting like big dogs. What the cops care about us getting away? I ain't catching this. That's it. That's it. We lost him. Now take us somewhere where we can get it in, homie. Oh, man.
We going back to my crib, man. And you can walk from there. Hey, what the hell you walked me into back there? [ __ ] man. You the one popped his ass. I did the necessary. Yeah, thank you for that, dog. This all on you, LD. Lanky dumbass. Me? Hey, I ain't know them fools was going to roll on us. If you started something with the ballers, [ __ ] I don't care if you CGF for life, man. You done. Done. You dig? Actually, we ain't CGL for life cuz all that mean is we giving
you money for nothing. We got our own [ __ ] now, homie. Foreign gangsters. Oh, no. No, he don't mean that. Low. F just talking out the side of his neck. I'mma reach cross lines. All right. Conversate with the purple homies. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea, man. Smart [ __ ] But if I got to hang you [ __ ] out for this, the gang comes first. Oh, it ain't going to come to that, homie. You all diplomatic and [ __ ] Yeah, he a real [ __ ] diplomat, ain't he? This that peace
talking [ __ ] we should have sent to the Middle East. [ __ ] No wonder I want to get out of here. No one's stopping you, little homie. Nah, man. I'm going to get one of those. Respect me, dog. Here we are, man. You going to hang with your auntie while the men break it off. Shut the [ __ ] up. Hell no, [ __ ] You sounding more and more like a sneech every day. Hell yeah. [ __ ] I sound like somebody trying to make some paper and not get killed. He's a
hook ass [ __ ] I told you. [ __ ] go toss a salad. Stretch mark ass [ __ ] [ __ ] buster. Don't touch me. Oh, you don't have to call to tell me that. Not you. The deer sack store detective. There's been a misunderstanding. I need you to help clear it up. Yeah, but see, if I help you out, you're never going to learn. Screw you, Michael. The lawyer fees are coming out of your account. Los your car, [ __ ] The hell is this place? Garment factory. I needed a job that
didn't require me to do anything apart from uh paying taxes. Okay, listen. What do you got? The Holy Grail. The Union Depository. Now, they say it cannot be hit. Hasn't been yet. Look, I just owe some Mexican hood a couple million bucks cuz I wrecked his girlfriend's house. I don't need to go crazy here. Which Mexican? Martinezo. He's not supposed to be very nice. Oh, when I met him, he was charming. So, what do you think? Oh, um, let's see. Either we hit a bank in the sticks or we do a store. Which do you
like? Well, [clears throat] store is usually easier, but I got to make a big take. Well, gems it is. Then, let's go to Evangelico, buy ourselves an engagement ring. We're going to need a crew. I can round up some of the old guys. There are no old guys. Moses, ironically, he found Jesus. Uh, all those Irish crazies, they mostly just disappeared. That crew from the south, they all went down. There was a an Eastern European guy making moves in Liberty City, but he went quiet. All right. Well, we're going to need a crew. You got
any contacts in LS or not? I've been working with someone, but they're too unpredictable. I'll have to reach out to some other guys. The shop's on little Portola. Christ. All of this is worth your FIB buddies. They uh know you're back in business. FIV buddies? What are you talking about? I checked out the WPP thing. Doesn't look like any witsack program I'm aware of. But for starters, they uh they don't put witnesses up in multi-million dollar mansions in Rockford Hills. Now, maybe they thought this would be the best cover. And most witnesses don't transfer five
figure sums into a particular FIB agent's bank account every month. Of course, the money gets moved around. Excuse me. It washed through a number of fronts, but the trail is there. Deposits and withdrawals the same sum every month. Agent Dave Norton, white middle-aged divorce, unremarkable career, except for one incident. Shooting of a notorious stickup man, Michael Town. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Lester, I'm very impressed. Look, uh, we can talk about this another time. Take these glasses. My eyesight's fine. They're fitted with a camera and a radio relay. I'm going to run the operation
from the car while you're in the store getting what we need. Here we are. You reading me? Mhm. Okay. We need shots of the security features, the alarm system, ventilation, cameras. We don't need to scope out the street. Go inside, sir. Thank you. The alarm keypad is on the left when you come in on the wall by the side door. Glasses are live. Shoot away. I can't see anything helpful. Ah, okay. That's their alarm. Can you get me an air vent and one of the cameras? Great. You got the security camera and the ventilation in
that shot. Good work. Now, speak to the assistant and see if there's anything else we need to know. Hey, beautiful. I need to pick up a little something for the woman in my life. Well, one of them. Sir, I'm sure we can help you. Tell me about her. What's her taste? Cheap. Thank God. This ain't my wife we're talking about. I don't know. I don't want to spend too much. I'm thinking maybe 10 grand. Our rings start at 8. Our [music] pendants start at 12. All right. So, these things built to last, or am I
just paying for the evangelical logo here? No, no, no, no. We use [music] perfect clarity jewels. 18 karat gold, 950 platinum. Nothing but the best. All right. I think you just made a sale. I'm going to take a look around, think about it, come back to you, baby. Don't go anywhere. I understand. Okay. Thank you, sir. [music] You got it. Come back to me. Have a wonderful day. So, we good? Almost. I need to get eyes on the roof of the building. See where the ventilation comes out. Drive around the block and look for a
way up to the roof. Look there, some construction. Yeah, if they're gutting the place, I might be able to get to the roof. So, you keep up with the old crew? Hell, after your death/d disappearance, there wasn't much holding us together. Yeah. You see him at all after the incident? I saw a ladder. Climb up it and see if you can get to the roof. I kept tabs on him for a while. Needed to uh know that he didn't blame me. Yeah. Where'd he go? North, south, east, west, wherever. There were liquor stores to turn
over and hitchhikers to disappear. Where did they bury him? They buried him. Not as far as I know. He's probably a John Doe then, right? What do you think? OD shootout? Maybe just a car crash, right? Anonymous charred remains on the highway. They only knew what a sick puppy they had on their hands. I'm on the roof. All right. Use the glasses to get me a shot of Angelico's roof unit. It'll be right above the store. Hey, I see the vents. Yeah, I'm looking at the relay. Can you get any higher? I've pulled up a
satellite image. It looks like the highest point is on the northwest side. Get a shot from there. Right. You're well placed to take the photo of the system now. Okay. Capture an image of the system and we're done. We've got our shot of the Vangelico unit. Looks good. Okay, that'll do. Now, come back to me before someone spots you up there. We'll do here. Take your glasses back. Let's go back to the garment factory. I called ahead and told him to start setting up the information. So, what did you see? Nothing that'll cause undue complications.
Yeah, it looked like a simple setup. Cameras broadcasting to a remote server. We might be able to wipe them remotely. Security guard on the door. He won't want to die if rich [ __ ] rub his nose in it. Good. Alarm systems linked to the door lock. We'll get a good window. Someone talented hacks it. [music] Anything else? Well, the uh more valuable merchandise is in the cabinets in the center of the store by the register. So, I'd start there. Glass in the cabinets wasn't bulletproof. Means you can smash them easy enough. But the stones
will be in the safe at night. So, we go in when it's open then, right? Once we melt down the gold, recut the rocks. That's an okay score. Yeah. Shame we can't go in after hours. Man, those fence look promising. I might be able to flip that another way. I'm listening. Wait till we get back. about the crew. Yeah, there's this kid who's been helping me. Maybe we could cut him in. I don't work with amateurs. He ain't an amateur. Or if he is, he's a gifted amateur about to turn pro. He's a good kid,
Lester. You know what they say, it's your funeral. One of them at least. Here are the photos. My workers have their uses. Okay, let me set this up. Nice to see the methods haven't changed. Well, we got to figure out what we're doing somehow. All the crews, the rolls, prep work. Don't want to leave evidence behind on a hard drive. So, yeah, the uh methods don't change, right? Not for a pro. Well, mapping out the options, showing you all the angles, that's my area of professional expertise, but making decisions, that is your domain, my friend.
Here. And there's two ways I see of doing this. We go in smart or we go in loud and dumb. Remember the vents? If we're going to be smart, we pump a little knockout gas through the air system, then hit the cabinets while everyone's out. You'll have to source the gas, of course, but crowd control won't slow you down, and that might improve the take. The cover is pest control, so no one will look twice when you're wearing gas masks. It means getting a pest control van, though. You go in dumb, and you'll need your
famous way with people and four carbine rifles. We can't buy them and risk them getting traced. No, no, no. You've got to find some in circulation. It's awkward. It's uh real awkward, but this is the gun favored by LSPD tactical team, so one of their vans is probably a good place to look. A hacker can disable the cameras. The length of time depends on their ability. The alarm will be operating on the same window. The exit strategy is more or less the same for both options. The driver you pick will, of course, source some bikes.
You come out of the store and make your way through the new subway tunnel they're digging off the Delp Pero Freeway. He lose the cops in there and meet a truck in the LS River. All right, I want my guy Franklin on the getaway. He can handle a bike. All right, if you vouch for him, I'll take the risk. So, how do you want to do this? Run in through the front door or try to play it smart. Ah, you've grown wise and cautious in your old age. Okay, select personnel with that in mind. As
ever, the better they are, the bigger the cut. Now the driver, they'll source the bikes, lead you out through the tunnels. Eddie Toe, now you can count on him to get you out of a spot. Guns. Now we're hoping to keep quiet, so this guy shouldn't make much difference. Ah, Norm came across as a a bit of an idiot, but could be useful. Hacker, back office. But this is the person who will determine how long you get inside. This guy, Ricky, I met him at the Life Invader office. He may not be that good, but
he's enthusiastic. Let's take a chance on him. If this is how you want to do it, I'll get moving. Great. I'll do some research on a pest control van and the knockout gas, and I'll be in touch. Oh, yes. Good. Good. I'll call you when everything's ready. You'll need to pitch it to the guys. Whoa. What? My rep don't count for nothing no more. You're a dead man, Michael. I'll call you. Hey, what's up? Hey, man. It's me, Michael. What's going on? Listen. Um, I got to get hold of the money for that house we
pulled down. So, I'm getting a crew together for uh you can guess. The pay will be awful and the risk will be high. But you might learn something if you're interested. Man, that's not exactly a great sales pitch, dog. But I guess I got to start somewhere. Thank you. Maybe one day you can put together your own deals, your own jobs. So, there's still some preparation I got to do. Sit tight for a while. My buddy Lester will get in touch with the details. Hey. Hey. So, Michael, this guy Franklin, what's the deal? Uh, he's
uh, you know, kind of like a new personal assistant. Jimmy says he's a gangster, that he broke into the house. Yeah, Jimmy says a lot of things. Look, there was a misunderstanding. Jimmy's fault. By the way, Franklin's a good kid. I'm trying to help him out. It sounds shady. I don't like it. Well, luckily I don't give a [ __ ] what you like. Whoa. This is private property. Move along, please. Thank you very much. [music] Pest control license from the city of Los Santos. Shack. Everything I need to cause a plague of Burman, but
just in case. From the top. Plant some bed bugs for me. Keep your gun. All right, Lester, we got a pest control van. Good. I've got a line on the knockout gas. It's made in some lab on the coast, but two shipments a day come through the city from the northeast, taking it to the airport. All right, I'll see if I can jump one. You screwed up my car. I have a gun. It's all your fault. Walk away, you idiot. [ __ ] [ __ ] me. Damn. Hey, Le. I got the good night gas.
That's everything we need. I'll put out word that the score is ready to go. Now, we all know why we're here. We've got a store to take. The plan is simple, elegant. Listen to Lester. Pay attention to the information he gives you and we'll all make a buck. Things go bad. You know the drill. This wasn't organized. We don't know each other. We got caught up in a robbery and acted in self-defense, but it's not going to be an issue because everything's going to go just fine. The um the uh alarm system is easy. Now,
if I didn't need to be running things, I could have it offline myself, no problem. But uh you should be able to get us a pretty decent window. How decent depends on the job you do. Now, uh once it's down, you signal Michael. He makes the call. Things look good. We should be able to drop a present right through the air vent on the roof. Everybody goes to sleep. No problem. We take our time. If we run into trouble, we move quickly and with force. Any questions? No. Let's go. Frank, you're with me. Ricky, I
hope you can manage the truck with the bikes. Eddie, Norm, you got the van. See you on Little Portolo, people. Initials only from here on out. Waiting on you, kid. All right, you got it down. I got it. Because you use too much gas on these guys, you'll kill them. Well, [ __ ] Don't blame me. The way these canisters [music] is mixed. Just be careful. Yeah. Okay. Listen, I stuck my neck out for you here, man. You don't need to tell me that [ __ ] Hey, you got to look out, dog. Tell me
that [ __ ] again. I got faith in you, F. But you're unproven. Unproven? For real? So, I didn't prove myself when I jumped off the back of that yacht on the highway. Huh? Yeah, but these guys don't know you. They see some gangbanger with a happy trigger finger. They got money and their freedom on the line. I ain't going to [ __ ] this up, man. Good. I got enough [ __ ] to worry about. So, you cut corners on the quality of the crew, huh? I allocated resources the way I saw fit. Okay.
How's that? The driver's capable. The others, not so much. So, that's like what? Gunman and hacker. Yeah, the getaway should be fine, but we got to hope these two hold it together during the robbery. All right. This is it up there. There's a way through the site up to the roof. Man, we went over this. I'm cool. You are. All right. Now, when the gas is in the ventilation system, give us the word for show, man. I got it. Excuse me, exterminator. Hey, there ain't no one around. That suits us. Come on, get up to
the roof. Hey, shoot. Almost there. We're in position. Waiting on your signal. Just got to get where I can throw this. I got an angle. Damn. Missed. There you go. If that was it, they going out. Do you love her? Well, I I love her a lot. I just I wasn't thinking it was Well, think about it like this. [music] I mean, I always say that I told them to fix that goddamn AC. What's going on? Let's go. Let's do this. Come on. I'm on it. I'm on it, bro. Don't be staying there too long.
Okay. This alarm is going to go at some point. You got to be kidding me. Why did I employ a hacker who can't run antivirus software? [ __ ] Um, okay. The alarm hasn't gone off yet. We ain't hit the target yet. Keep going. I think you've got maybe 30 seconds left. It don't matter if you lose them, right? Come on, let's clear this place out. These hands weren't built for delicate work. Hey, can you get your [ __ ] together and stop dropping loot? This is a classy joint. You're good at this, M. 10.
Um, nine. Yeah, baby. We got it all. Let's go. Let's go. So, for the last time, move it, man. Get the [ __ ] out my face. You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of them. I'll see you at the river. Go. It's go time. Stay close. Stay safe. Let's go. Hard left here. Going onto the big road, Borson Drive. Hey, keep moving. No, we're taking a right here and dropping off the bridge onto the freeway. My bike's fing out on the right overpass. There's a tunnel entrance. G crashed
the spike, man. That's what happens when you working with fools. Guy was a fool. We should be able to get into a tunnel just here. The tunnel splits. Both lead to the same place. Keep going through the mud. Bike should be able to handle it. I studied the ram. I'm not an idiot. These are the best bikes for the terrain. Don't go down the tunnels here. Take a left. Go up by the escalators. [music] Down the corner. We'll go to the sewer. There's a drop here. There's a key on the left. Take a left once
you're through it. We're going to start ascending. This means we're nearly out of here. The truck should be waiting in the Alice River. I see light. We're out, dudes. We're here. ended off. Looks like the cops might know where you're coming out the store. Don't worry, I got you. [ __ ] [ __ ] Hang in there, boys. I got bull bars on the truck. I'll make short work for these cops. [screaming] Get these off us, bro. Up there. Roll. Come to the left. Make a left. This don't look so good. Another car, man. Another
cop car. Keep going. This is totally screaming profile shot. You mind? Dude, we can't take any more of this. Back across the other side. Right. Two bikes. What the hell happened, man? Dude crashed before he got in the tunnels. Ah, [ __ ] I should have paid for a better gunman. What happened to his part of the score? His crashed out by [ __ ] All right. Waiting on you, kid. Lester's waiting for us at the lockup. Oh, [ __ ] man. I thought I was going to be stuck to that bike. Yeah, I thought
you were going to be stuck under a cop car. There got to be more dudes waiting around that way. We did not just get away with that [ __ ] did we? You know what? I think we did. Oh man. Oh yeah, we did it, baby. We did it. Woo! One step closer to retirement. Ha! I think I found my new calling, bros. Come on. Nothing to see here. Call your gym guy, Ley, baby, cuz we got merchandise. All right, people. We need to split up. They're going to be looking for a crew. I'll wire
your cuts when the rocks have been sold. Man, that [ __ ] was crazy, dog. So, what now? We get out of here. Keep our heads down. Hey, you did good, kid. What' I tell you, Lester? Huh? Mhm. All right, look, everybody, take off. Hey, Franklin, listen. Lester and I got some things we got to clean up. I want you to stop by the house a little later on. We'll celebrate. All right. All right. Okay. Huh? Mhm. Oh man, we're back in action. What I was looking for? Not then. Not now. Not ever. I know
it ain't important. Just let me take you somewhere nice. All right. Where are you? Are you in a strip club? Grow up. Stop looking for the easy way. Tanisha, I got to go. All right. Uh, I'mma change. I promise you won't even recognize me. Do a good job. Oh, there you are. Feel like we haven't seen each other in forever. You want to have some dinner later? I'd love to, but you know, yoga waits for no one. Another time. [sighs] Oh, hey, there you are. What's cracking? So, we all good? Hell yeah, we all good.
We did it. Yeah, you [ __ ] ain't right. We did. So, here's the shot. Lester's offloading the gems. He knows a guy. Get us 50 cents on the dollar. Hell, we might actually have a little spending money left after we pay off that psychotic Mexican [ __ ] Cheers. So, that's that, right? I hope so. The whole job, everything about it. Anyone who knows your file, what is wrong with you, Davey? Long time no see. And what about Trevor? If that fruitc cake realizes no finds out you're alive, you are d o n e
[ __ ] Don't worry about Trevor. Trevor's dead. It's got to be. Besides, I didn't have nothing to do with it. Whatever the hell it is you're talking about. Really? The criminals are believed to escaped with millions of dollars, precious stones, Albert Story had a lucky escape when the thieves ran straight into it. Yeah, I was just doing my job and I say to this guy, "Hey, you got to move these bikes." I don't know anything about that. You forget thousands of things every day. You'll make sure this is one of them. That was pretty
scary. Back to you in the studio. You want to get lit now, sugar? Trevor, baby, you want to you want to smoke up now? Don't do it, Johnny. Don't do it. Trevor, you being with my girl again? I'm speaking with you, [ __ ] Don't do it, Johnny. I told him, Trevor, I told him we all get high. We all get high. But that don't make it right. Johnny, leave it. The crystal has got us, babe. But the don't make it right. Don't make nothing right. Not what you done with me. I'm telling Johnny, leave
it. I ain't leaving nothing, Trevor. I'm talking to you, [ __ ] Are you? What are you saying? [ __ ] my girl, man. It's wrong. Well, I got to [ __ ] someone. You want me to [ __ ] you instead? Is that the problem here? Take off your pants, cowboy. All right, let's let's [ __ ] You think this is funny? Get them off. I told him to leave it, Trevor. I told him leave it. Leave it. Shut up, Ron. I'm about to [ __ ] me a methhead. Ain't I, cowboy? Get my
boy sucked from his toothless gums. [ __ ] you, Trevor. A, I still love her. All right, cowboy. Hey, I know. Hey, come on. I don't mean nothing by it, man. I just know a mess. I know. I know, cowboy. It's okay, man. Yeah. [sighs] [groaning] [screaming] [ __ ] [ __ ] Who the [ __ ] are you speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to you. Huh? You [ __ ] Huh? Next time, don't get in my [ __ ] face. I just saw a [ __ ] ghost and I got to hear your
crap. Get up. Get up. [ __ ] you then. Wait. [laughter] [laughter] [ __ ] The wheels are in motion. We got to reach out to the rest of them. Wait, this ghost I saw, his name is Michael Townley. Sounds like he's living in Los Santos. Find him. Really? Uh, my cousin's there, but I don't really find him, Wade. Does this mean I going to have to come see the bikers? We're in a hurry, but not that much of a hurry. But if we bury Johnny in the desert and then quiet down that [ __
] Ashley he was in, then they don't need to find out about it. You think it's clever to disrespect women? Disrespect? What? I wasn't disrespecting. I was just saying we should kill her. You called her a [ __ ] Ain't you got a mother? Everyone got mothers. At least one. The bikers are meant to be over by the farm on the right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, you seen Ashley? Johnny's looking for her. Well, you know, as a matter of fact, I just did just 10 minutes ago. Yeah, I saw her on the end of
this penis here. Johnny ain't [clears throat] going to be cool if you messing with her again. Oh, really? Well, you don't think so, huh? Well, why don't we just ask him then? Huh? Hey. Hey, cowboy. You mind that I [ __ ] your old lady? Sorry. What was that? What? What? No. No. You don't mind? Oh, because you're a dead man and the only sentient party left is this little bit of brain and the gristle on the end of my boot. Well, thank you very much, cowboy. [ __ ] Oh, I like it. Denial. That
is first part of the grieving process, brothers. Now, let's all hold hands. Huh? Well, looks like you got something you want to say, huh? You got something you need to say? This better be [ __ ] Oh, where are you guys going? Huh? Let's go, ladies. If that van takes us back to the camp, this area ain't going to have a biker problem much longer. All right, the van's got to pass, but the guys on bikes can go. Did you see the look on their faces? We scared them, gang. We Yeah, thank [ __ ]
they didn't take you for the harmless idiots you are. You need compet back here or or straps or something. I only keep things in the back. I don't mind losing. Oh, down he a kill. Sharp left. Slow it down. Uh, I can't see us taking out all the biker disco. Who makes a sense? I work taking out all the bikers disco boss. I mean, there'll be some by that air strip and some over, you know, by that. If not today, their time will soon be upon them. All righty. Root. Now, we just sit on this
guy till he gets to them. If we go off the side on the left there, we should make it across. Which of you tweaked out imbecile wants to kill some bikers? Uh, I got that thing with the fing and the low sand. And you know, I'm not that good with I guess it falls to me then. I'll make my own lost MC colors out of this prick's lavender. Where we going? Come on. [ __ ] We're right on these pricks. Come on. Oh, look. Look. They're pulling up. You did it, Trevor. They're stopping. Hold the
perimeter. Fuckwitz. Daddy's going to work. I ain't always nervous, [ __ ] I like to call this. Step right up. Step right up. I'll kill you. I'll teach you. I warned Johnny and I'll warn you the same. The TV Corporation has taken over. I'm wiping out my whole customer base. [ __ ] I don't [screaming] like clubs. Step right up. Step right up. [ __ ] Find [screaming] No, [screaming] Johnny K's dead. Come on, [ __ ] [screaming] You're dead. Reloading. Mama, [screaming] step right up. Step right up. Pull the throttle, you [ __ ]
Hey, come on. There's a lot of close male friendships over here. Where are you going? It was just getting exciting. Get back. Back up, brother. Just step in anytime, Chuck. Now, what? What are you still doing here? You said I said go find a [ __ ] ghost in Los Santos. All right. You looking for motivation? Oh, yeah. and pick me up some sticky bombs. Ortega lives near here. Let's go see him. It's one thing messing with tweaked out bikers, but the Aztec, man. The Aztec. It's just a name. Is he Illuminati as well and
a wacky? Not one of those lizard people. I got this Chinese contact you can meet at the end. He'll buy all the meth we can cook. Our enterprise ain't just about math. It's about guns, too. The Aztecs control the guns. So, we're taking them out. Don't do it, man. Come on. Come on. Come on. What the [ __ ] Trevor? This is the [ __ ] my soggy friend. You are out of business. The lost MC are out of business. The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Phillips Enterprise or they ain't going.
Saying something don't make it true. No, [screaming] you get the picture. We was always cool. Think about it. I'll go away, man. But my people, I think he gets it. They're going to greenlight you after this. I don't like the way he's looking at me. I always let you operate. I didn't have to. You sure you want to do this? I thought you was crazy, man. Not stupid. [screaming] That feels better. You sure mean business, T. This is an unprecedented turn of events. I always said I was going to take over. People say all kinds
of stuff when they're 3 days into a smoking party. You calling me a bullshitter, friend? Clearly not. No way. You're a man of your word, as evidenced by said events. If I say something is going to happen, it's going to. Maybe not today or tomorrow, but as soon as the moment is offered. Understood. Yes, sir. If I say I'm [ __ ] dead, then [ __ ] dead I am. I'm not going to raise my balding head on a beach in 10 years time saying all is well. Is this about the ghost? Michael [ __
] down. Yes, it is. Oh, you told me about him. Your old running buddy. And who was the other one? Brad was the other one. He's locked up in a federal penitentiary. When he finds out Michael survived that job. Yeah. What do you think happened? If I knew what happened, I wouldn't be bemoning these last 10 years I've spent in ignorance. Some say ignorance is bliss. For a man with an interest or some may say obsession with the secret truth kept hidden behind historical events. That's a really weird thing to say. I was trying to
console you. I don't need consolation. I need answers from that fat chump. Get out of the car, Ron. Any time to think. Run. speak. You know, I don't like using these things. They're listening. Then make it quick. That business thing's been set up. The Chinese guy, Mr. Chang, is at the inn. You said that on the phone? What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? Damn it, Ron. Now [screaming] I'm going to have to discipline you. And you know how I feel about that. You want something for me and I always give discount. Hell
yeah. Crazy. You're still banned. What about these two? Whoever wins gets banned. [screaming] He's one. Ban him. I can't ban him. He's my goddamn husband. He's young enough to be your son. Ain't the internet a beautiful thing, honey. Anyway, I saved your husband. Now get me a drink. I got a meeting. Okay. But any more bodies turn up in my bar, I swear I will not serve you. Mr. Phillips. Ah, here he is. Yes, Mr. Chang. Pleasure to meet you. No, I am Mr. Chang's humble translator. Mr. Chang, now you all speak Spanish speaking to
each other. Mr. Tong is pleased to meet your acquaintance. Oh, yeah. He seems it [ __ ] is wrong with him? I'm out. No, don't go. Please, I beg you. If you go, his father kill me. Why do I give a [ __ ] You don't. But we hear that Trevor Phillips Corporation is serious business. We pay good price. Things work out, we partner, make big money. I'm rushing. Well, let me show you the operation. This is us. Chef, we're just coming down to see the kitchen. You can't get here quick enough. The Aztecs are
coming. They think you took out Ortega. They ain't mistaken. Well, get down here and take them out, too. [screaming] You sure your boss don't want this crank for his own personal consumption? No. No. Mr. Chang Sior is very specific. He wants a good reliable source of metaamine. We will buy from you here and distribute using established networks. I'm worried that might dilute what our operations all about. We're part of the slow meth movement. Bio- regional locavors only. Mr. Chang Sior has much money. [ __ ] Trevor, we ain't got long. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Manners
shaft. These are our guests. All right, we got Mr. Chang and his humble servant. Hey, Lung. [laughter] Nice to meet you, Trevor. We ain't got long till they get here. Everything in its time. All right, gentlemen. Please come check out the storage facilities. Go on now. Nice. Right. Ample room inside. Mr. Chang, please, sir, if you will. Let me out. No. Tour will recommence shortly, gentlemen. Should we get the guns? Yes, chef. Help me. If I knew we were having visitors, would have done a little spring clean. They really want you dead. Oh [ __
] Oh, it's going to blow. [screaming] Watch out. The attackers are as bad as the law. [screaming] [groaning] This is extremely unprofessional. This ain't done until they're all gone. [screaming] [ __ ] man. They're through the fence. We better get on this. Oh [screaming] [ __ ] They're coming in on the left. They got the Hulk contingent here. Find cover. LSD. Woo! I'm starting [screaming] to think they really want to kill me. They got behind us. The back of the building. Get in some cover. Rude [ __ ] Come over here, man. I got a
better weapon for you. [groaning] Get off my property. This is the above and beyond. I think they're coming through the shop. Let's get to the front. I was heading that way already. They're coming in the door. Get down. The [ __ ] You've gone and made this personal. Hey, here he is. Very [ __ ] They know they're beat. Push him off and don't come back. Go back to the lab and get me a damage report. I got to let our potential business partners out of the ice chest. All right, time to recommence the tour,
gentlemen. I think we have seen quite enough. I'll swing by and sign the contracts. All right. Just ignore the bodies. Hey, Trevor, are we still going to cook that batch? [ __ ] yeah. Okay. Trevor, what's going on? Ron, they were here for you. Here for you. Who was here? Them bikers after you killed Johnny K. And they damage my stuff. Huh? They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this. This this this this this statue here of impotent rage. This [ __ ] meant more to me than Johnny Cayman to anyone and
they smashed it. Those pathetic midlife crisis hog riding shaven headed fruity leather chapwearing [ __ ] [ __ ] They're [ __ ] Trevor. They are. They're chapwearing [ __ ] Wait, wait, wait. You little [ __ ] Oh, whoa, whoa. Hey, Michael [ __ ] Townley, right? [ __ ] wife, two kids, 45. Find him. Go Santos. It's a big big place, Trevor. There's lots of people. You are [ __ ] useless. Huh? Find out who did that [ __ ] robbery. All right. And if Michael Townley lives there or anyone matching his description,
I'm going to kill you and your [ __ ] cousin. Am I being clear now? Yes, Trevor. Thank you. Wait now. Smile. Yeah. All right, that's better. Run along. Now, Ron, shall we go? I cannot believe that they [ __ ] destroyed my statue of infinite rage. The cheek, huh? The [ __ ] cheek of it. I got to swing by ammunition. Go to Sandy Shores airfield. Check it out. Come in. Come in. I'll come in your ear when I get a hold of you. Oh, what are you buying at the gun shop? I'm not
buying anything. I need a sniper rifle with a high power scope. They say they support local business. Well, we're about to find out if that's true. Melvin, how you feel about brand synergy? Huh? TP Industries ammunition. Good, cuz you're about to make a corporate gift of a rifle, a high-powered scope, and a suppressor. Take whatever you want, Trevor. I can't afford another fire. That sniper on your wall looks like it'll do the job. Jill, do nicely. You got a scope and a suppressor for this? Okay, there's the scope. Run, run. I got the gun. Meet
me at the water tower just north of the airfield. Roger that, Trevor. But but you got to look out cuz there's bikers all over this airirst strip. Of course there are. Two planes are touching down at the field on a weapons run. We're going to wait till the right time and appropriate them. We are? Yes, we are. Did I get behind you? I'm waiting at the water tower. on up here. I don't see the hardware, but I do see a hell of a lot of bikers up here. Go on up, boss. This is high enough
for me. We got to wait till you can slip in there unnoticed. Should give you the time to plan a route to the gas tanker you're rigging up to blow. Enough waiting. This is your moment, Ronald. Whenever you get a doubt in your mind, I want you to remember that I'm watching you through the scope of a highowered rifle. Right, Trevor. Right. Right. Got it. Now, relax. The ATV can only take you so far. Park it and don't let them spot you. Can you see me, Trevor? here by the road. You wouldn't believe this, Ron.
One of these [ __ ] is having a seizure or something. That's me. That's me. Don't shoot. Well, get a move on. I'm moving. Just keep me covered. Okay. Hold up. There's a guard standing under the control tower. Good kill, Trevor. Come on, keep it moving. [ __ ] I hear an engine. They're going to see that guy you shot. Maybe If you shoot those lights on the tower, it won't be so obvious. It's so bright. Come on, man. There's one. And there's the other. Lights off. Good. Now, don't smoke the guy in the van
until he stops and gets out. Hold fire. We got to see what he's up to. I think he's just calling the dead guy. You can erase him now. He's out. You can put him down. If the man wants to pay his respects, I ain't one to cut that short. Don't joke. He's right there. Rug him out. He's going to have seen the look on his face. There's a guy coming out of the control tower. Take him out. [ __ ] He's going to see us. Woo! Down he goes. Oh no. Bottom of the tower. Another
guy's on his way. He's down there amongst the bodies. Okay, I'll get to him. Clean shot, Trev. Another guy is coming out of the tower. Must be looking for the one you shot. He's going to see us. He's seen it. Smoke them. We'll get the others. And they all [screaming] came tumbling down. Can you get your sights back on me? Come on, man. Please, just cover me. You're in my crosshairs again. And there's no one left to kill. So get over to that gas tank and plant the bomb. I'm on it. But there's a guy
coming out of that building. I think I can hear him. Someone's coming out the far door. Man, there's a second guy coming out of the building. Good kill, Trevor. Mercy. I'm a fixing it. Don't let him sneak up on me, okay? And whatever you do, don't hit the tank, please. Man, I think someone's coming. [ __ ] [ __ ] He's on to me. I'll pull from the blue. Can you hear that? Chopper incoming. Always hated that chopper. Just [ __ ] drive. You're bikers. It's looking for us, T. We ain't going to get him
guns when they got tactical superiority. If I hit the chopper, everyone's going to know we're here. Try and hit the pilot when he's settled. They might think he crashed. Might they? They might. Come here. The pilot plant didn't work, but they know they're being attacked. No mother. Out of ammo. You got no way out, [ __ ] A [groaning and screaming] planes that hanger, man. I'll get the engine running if you can clear the runway. I don't see none of the guys who came to your trailer here. One dead biker is as good to me
as another. Give up the guns and we can be friends again. He's hurt. We're good to go, man. Come on. Plane's loaded up with crates, Trevor. Just like you said. Rest of the guns must be on the plane down the end of the runway. Get me to that plane. Call this escalation. Go. Nothing wrong with that. Watch the left. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go, Ronald. Get me to my plane, Rod. Get me to that plane. Me, [screaming] go. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. [ __ ] [screaming] Is this one free? You
permit jump pricks. I suppose there's room for a passenger. Watch out for the bikers. They're all over you. The guy who's taking receipt of these guns is in a boat just off the coast. Hey, there's a biker on your wing, Trevor. I am aware of this. Well, you got to get him off. Do a roll or something. Well, the man on my wing presents no immediate danger. I'll do my best to oblige you. There he goes. Just off the coast. There he goes. Finally, I feel safe. So, who might this buyer be? There's only two
places this kind of hardware is going to go. And they are up north to our Canadian cousins where the lost were likely to be sending them or or other neighbors. Those in the south are Mexican brethren. I'd assume you got all kinds of connections in Canada. Why would you make an assumption like that? It's obvious. Why is it obvious? Spell it out for me before I order you to fly that plane into a mountain. Um, because of where you used to operate, weren't you pulling scores in North Yankton and running cargo over the border? Oh,
yeah. Yeah, sure. I was. There's a flare in the water. I'm guessing it's them. Affirmative. Make the drop. towards Sancudo coming up. If we fly low, we ain't going to show up on military radar. They got him. Shipment successfully delivered, Ron. Now remember, if you beat me to the air strip, I'll butcher your carcass and wrap you in cheesecloth. You wouldn't really do that to me, would you? Beat me and you'll see. I ain't a trained Air Force pilot like you. I can just about get where I'm going, but I don't got much choice over
whether it's fast or slow. Then get better at it. Or fly through a barn. Would a barn slow me down? Yeah, it might do. Or it might kill you instead. I'm just going to fly normal and I'll rely on you getting there quicker. They're braver than I thought. Keep low over the swamp, boss. So, the guns are going to Mexico. Mexico? Yeah. Guy in the boat is Oscar Guzman. He's in with the cartels. If there's a market, this could be a way to expand the business. Like, I hadn't thought of that. We might be able
to buy into Oscar's thing, but leave that to me, Ron. I'm sorry to ask this, but does your contact pay well for this kind of shipment? Because I've got those lawyer fees for the divorce and my settlement costs. Oh, he pays better than any in this sorry country. That's good to hear, man. We'll talk about the exact split when we're grounded. Okay. All right. Heat. Heat. You see, Trevor, you won. You're the better man. As if there was any doubt. I think that was adequate restitution for my impotent rage statue. That was a mighty fine
statue, Trev. That was a mighty fine piece of plastic [ __ ] But there is no price for emotional attachment. I mean, you might forego your cut to uh alleviate my heartache. I might. Yeah, I mean I will. Good idea. We don't have time to dwell on that now because we got more runs. Ron, if there is one thing that they need south of that big fence, it is guns. Trevor Phillips Industries technical expertise managerial innovations unstoppable. Oh, that's right. Now go. I need to meditate or masturbate or [groaning] both. You sure as [ __
] are one dumb ignorant white trash hillbelly Wallace. You're damn right. [laughter] Chang spreadsheet. Let's head outside and talk terms. Gentlemen, I think I have proved that my organization can handle weight. And I think I've proved that my organization is a reliable supplier. In short, it's you and me. Now, give me some of that goddamn axe. I'm afraid we want to go down a different path. What? We want to explore other opportunities. Shut the [ __ ] up. Our boss, Mr. Chang's father, wants something a little larger. We want to move drugs, perhaps guns. This
is my life's work. I mean, since I was a little kid, I I dreamt big. You know, I've always wanted to be a international drug dealer and and weapons trader. All right. So, I'm begging you. Let's make this happen. I'm very sorry. You're sorry? You're [ __ ] sorry? I just spilled my [ __ ] guts out to you and you say to me you're sorry? Who you working with? Hm. Who? I'm not at liberty to say. Oh, no, no, no. You're at [ __ ] liberty. In fact, I'd say you are obliged. Who? [
__ ] [snorts] who? Who? [groaning] Who? Who? The O'Neal brothers. The O'Neal brothers, huh? Yeah. You [ __ ] me? No, cuz those [ __ ] O'Neal brothers, I hear a little birdie telling me that they have a bit of a problem since one of them's going to have to be surgically removed from the skull of the other. [ __ ] you guys. And [ __ ] them. [screaming] Ah, [groaning] [screaming and groaning] this music's all [ __ ] wrong. Trevor Phillips. Elwood O'Neal. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you.
[ __ ] you. Trevor, it's business. That wideeyed idiot was mine. It's business, fella. You want to discuss it? We're at the farm. Ernie, Earl, Walton, Win, Dale, Doyle, Daryl, Dan, all of us. Start writing those names on tombstones cuz I'm on the way to your lab and we're going to see how much of a family meth business you got when I'm done. [groaning] They're dead. All of them inbred illbelly [ __ ] Hey, [ __ ] for brains. [screaming] I just spoke to that maniac Trevor. He's coming. Get down to the meth lab to
protect it. I hope he don't get through these idiots, but we know they're idiots. Come on. Let's go see them Chinese fellas. Oh, [groaning and screaming] how many brothers you got, you inbred freaks. I don't know how I'm going to do it, but I'll kill a lot of you and I'll torch your cookhouse. Oh yeah. Here we go. You leaving? I guess I'll have to see you later then. I'm coming for you. You [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] me. [ __ ] me. It's still a Take over time. Keep him
out of the lab. Let's see if we can't cut you down to size. You going to be buried in this basement. How about a murderer, you prick? You get out this property. You [ __ ] weirdo. Get gone, [ __ ] You [ __ ] [ __ ] Trevor heading for the basement. You ain't getting at the lab. You're going to die in this cook house. He can't come down here. Stop him. Oh [ __ ] He's down here. Don't come any closer. All right. You win. You can have the contract. We ain't got the
ambition, man. We went wrong. Okay. Made a bad call. Well, look at this. Come on. Come on. I'm going to burn it to the ground. Ah, burn you disrespectful pricks. [screaming] Get back here. You're not even hidden. Have you got it? I've been trying, Trevor. I've been trying. Come on over here. All right. I ain't going to hit you. I've been trying. I know. I know. I thought you said you wasn't going to hit me. I thought you said you were going to find [ __ ] Michael Townley. There's two Michael Townleys living in LS.
One is 83 and the other one is at kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe, but she threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor. Shut up before I molest you. All right. Now, is there anything else? I I look through the phone directory. I did find a a Michael Deanta about age. Married with two kids. What's his wife's name? Amanda. Amanda? Yeah. You're a genius, you [ __ ] Come on. Come here. [groaning] Don't you ever not tell me things I want to know. Sorry,
Trevor. Run, you little bastard. Get out here. We're going to Los Santos. Are we? Not you. Me and Wade. What about me? You're CEO of Trevor Phillips Enterprises. Find us some business so that we can make some money and tidy my [ __ ] up. Let's go. Wait. Come on. I'm driving. You can jerk me off if I get bored. I'm joking. You can suck me off. Are we going to stop for ice cream? Um, so so we're headed to Los Santos then? Soon. I got to make a stop. Oh, what's your stop? Ice cream.
Road trip. We taking this one. Get in. We need a ride. Where are your people at in Los Santos? He just my cousin there, Floyd. He's bumped in with his girlfriend. Some place called Fispuchi. Some place called Fispuchi Beach. So, uh, what's your stop? Family's important, Wade. Not as important as the man that's employed you, mentored you, and fed you amphetamines this last year, but it's important. We got to pay this cousin a visit. I ain't seeing him in a while, Trevor. All the more reason to drop by. Okay. Um, yeah, that might be nice,
but where are we stopping on the way? For [ __ ] sakes, another chapter of the lost have descended on this fine town, looking to mourn and maybe revenge their dead. I was thinking me and you could pay our respects. Gamped's up here. I'll wait till dark before I drop in again. The [ __ ] here, they slipped. Ice took a hold of this whole place. You're lost, but you are not forgotten. Brothers, go find that [ __ ] I got you getting bombed. You got pistol with a thing that makes you quiet on it.
Yeah, I took them. Those are my gifts for these pricks. Sit tight, little buddy. Don't be long. Brothers, I am on the road. Someone's shooting up. Sister, get your ass out here. No, we're here to take care of them. Get on out of here before falls off. the [ __ ] away. There you go. I swear you give it up. That's the spot. [ __ ] It's the guy who killed everyone. Put him in the ground, people. [ __ ] Every one of you. [ __ ] Run this [ __ ] Make them way. The
lost aren't welcome here. [screaming] Now that that's over, let's get out of town. Ros freaking Santos, that go okay. I heard about your banging and screaming, but then not knock the knife cut. Yeah, it went good. Wade, we don't have to think about the loss no more. Let's go find my old buddy. This Michael Townley guy must have pissed you off real bad for you to want to find him so much. He didn't piss me off. The guys that killed him, the federal government, they pissed me off. But if he's dead, who's this? Now you're
starting to grasp the pertinent questions. Who is this guy using my dead friend's tired ass movie quotes with my dead friend's alias and my dead friend's family and a house that must have been paid for with my dead friend stashed millions? Wow, that's a real mine [ __ ] Yeah, I'll show you a [ __ ] mind. I'm going to stick my boy in your eye. It's going to come out of your ear, huh? I I didn't mean anything by that. Me, Trevor. Lube up your eyehole, [ __ ] cuz I'm going to [ __
] your tiny mind. Huh? I am about ready to turn you into roadkill. Please don't turn me into anything. I just want to be Wade. Are we nearly there yet? No. Wade, are we nearly nearly there? You keep this up. You're not going to get You're not going to get there at all. Can you tell me a story? No, Wade. But quick amen. You know animal, mineral, or vegetable? I'll go first. I'm nanotechnology. You're what? Damn it. I gave it away. I was I wasn't supposed to say what I am. I'll start again. Animal, vegetable,
or mineral? Hey, hey, hey. How about this? I'll tell you a story if you promise never to speak again. I like stories. Of course you do. This story is about a boy called Trisha. Is Trisha a boy name? It doesn't matter. Sounds weird. He was weird. He was the smartest, toughest, weirdest kid in Canada. Well, in the Canadian border region of America. Okay, this boy, he had all the talent, charisma, and guile that a boy could have right there. Los Santos, the end of the [ __ ] earth. This is the place. I seen it
on the holiday card. So, this is Los Santos. I guess it is. I always wanted to come here, but you got stuck in the desert. It's still San Andreas. Best part of the state. So, Michael, this is where dead men come back to life. It's been nearly 10 years, but you'll keep for another day or so, huh, old friend? You [ __ ] [ __ ] I grieved for you. Weren't even [ __ ] dead. You were my best friend. Well, guess who's coming to [ __ ] on your doorstep, you [ __ ] I
thought we were going to my cousin. Los Santos, the city of [ __ ] Where else would he be? Floyd's over in Mucci Beach. Will you tell me the story about that boy Trisha? Ah, yeah. Yeah. Where were we? You were saying what he could do. He He couldn't throw and his coach had a had a stick accident like like I had once. Right. Right. But he could fly planes, this kid. So he signed up for the Air Force to fly all day long and bomb villages and maybe just maybe drop the nuke. It was
all going well until one day just before he got his wings, an evil witch in charge of psychological evaluations told him he was unstable. Grounded him for life. That's terrible. It was. Sent him into a deep pit of doubt and despair. And just then, just as he hit rock bottom, he met a fat silver tongue troll under a bridge. That's cool. What was the troll's name? Mike. Michelle. A lady troll. Yeah, he had tits like one. But no, no, he he was a boy. Michelle is a funny name for a boy. Well, this was a
funny boy. He sat under his bridge robbing anyone who passed him by. Sometimes he'd go into town and rob the shops and ins and such. And he persuaded our hero that maybe he should rob people, too. And you know what? Little Trisha did rob people. And little Trisha was good at it. And they live happily ever after for a while until the troll met another troll in a strip club and they fell in lust and he bought her a pair of fake troll tits even bigger than his real troll tits so she could make more
money stripping. Maybe a little on the side without call work, but you didn't hear that from me. Wow. And then she pushed out a pair of little trolls and the big bad troll under the bridge went soft. Hold on. What? So, little Trevor made a new friend called Brad, and he was thinking about cutting Mike off when it all went to [ __ ] and Mike got killed, and Brad went to jail. Did all the names just change, or am I missing something? Shut up. And then the fat, ugly troll came back from the dead,
and the news picked it up. Our hero decided to go out looking for him. I'm sort of following it, I think. But what happens in the end? That Wade, we do not know. Oh. Oh, we're near Floyd's house. I've seen it on I find maps. I'll give you directions. Just keep on a minute. Just straight over this one. It's a rag up here. Keep it straight. Now, this is the place. I think it is at least. Floyd. Floyd. Come up here. Trevor, it's me, Wade. Who? Me? Wade? Your cousin? Who? Your cousin. [ __ ]
He's come to visit you, you rude [ __ ] Now get up off the floor and fix me a [ __ ] drink. Oh, you wait. [laughter] I heard you was off smoking meth somewhere. No, not somewhere. Here. He's going to smoke meth here. Give me a [ __ ] lighter. You can't smoke here. Okay. This is my girlfriend's place. She's at a business conference. You can't smoke here and you can't stay here. How's it going, cousin? It's been a while. Yeah, I ain't seen you since you was caught in Evelyn's bed. A guy was
never approved. You got to go. Both of you. My girlfriend, she'd kill me if she knew I had guests. It's not much of a girlfriend if she don't like your family. Now, would you get me a [ __ ] drink? I'm not going to ask you again. Oh, yeah. Okay. Wait. I ain't got no booze. Then you go out and [ __ ] get me something. You go, too. All right. Okay. [ __ ] The [ __ ] is this [ __ ] Is that yours? Of course not. [sighs and gasps] I have only got
myself to blame for the mess these kids are in. You are either drunk or you're staring miserably at the clouds or you're out there doing god only knows what. Oh yeah, I'd done horrible by you. Pulled you out of a Midwestern trailer park. Got you a big mansion in Rockford Hills. Hell, the only thing you got to worry about anymore is what part of your body you want to have chopped off or sucked out again. Screw you, Michael. A But you won't. I was faithful to you up until I found you in a stripper. I
would divorce your ass if I could. You are nothing but a murdering, cheating hypocrite. Thank you, Michael. Whatever the [ __ ] our fake last name is, you have ruined my serenity yet again. My yoga is [ __ ] Is that what they're calling it now? You and your [ __ ] yoga. Did someone say yoga? Oh, hello Fabian darling. Namaste. Namaste. You must be Miguel. Namaste. N [ __ ] yourself. Michael, you've got to work on your anger, brother. It's killing you. Yeah, tell me about it. Ah, there you are, you little [ __
] Are you looking for this? No. Very funny. You know you're a real [ __ ] What did you just [ __ ] say to me? Stop it, you two. You're ruining my [ __ ] yoga. Somebody say yoga, Trevor. Michael. Hey, it's good to see you, man. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I'm not the one that's been resurrected. Ain't this grand? Yeah. Well, I got in a bit of an awkward situation. You're telling me, bro? Yeah. One of those fake your own deaths to your best buddy and then run off with the
dough and then live in a big mansion. Awkward situations. It's one way of looking at it. Yeah. Do you have any other ways of looking at it? cuz I am all out. It was a long time ago, man. I've been in witness protection. I still am. That's great. That's great. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Where are my manners? Right, Amanda? It is good to see you. I missed you. You used to be fatter. Nice new tits, by the way. Jimmy, you you used to be thinner, but can't blame you. Who are you? Namaste. I'm Fabianne. [groaning]
[snorts] Good lord. Where's Tracy? Where's your sister, Jim? Um, she's um she's uh she's trying out for TV. She's what? Yeah, she's auditioning for Fame or Shame. Fame or Shame? The [ __ ] are you talking about? You know, it's that talent/skills show. She loves it. You guys know that. What's her talent? Dancing. Oh, Christ. She's a horrible dancer. Michael, she might disagree with you on that. Jesus Christ. Now, now where? Um, the Maze Bank Arena. Oh, little Tracy being humiliated. Let's go. We go get her. We Yeah, we What are you going to stand
here and argue while your daughter becomes a national laughingstock? Huh? You're worse than I thought. Now, let's go. Come on. All right. You know, I could probably handle this myself. Let's say we grab a beer in a few hours, catch up properly. I'm good, homie. She's my daughter. I'll handle it. Judging by past behavior and the state of the rest of your family, [ __ ] only knows what that means. Hey, [ __ ] you. Yeah, you're a model husband and a wonderful parent. I can just tell. You walk into my home and try to
tell me how to run my life. It don't work like that, amigo. It's nice to see you and all, but you stink like piss. You got blood under your nails, and you look like you've been up for what, a week? Who the [ __ ] are you to tell me anything? I'm someone who knows you, you [ __ ] slippery snake. I know the second I leave you, you'll just go home. We're going to get your girl from these [ __ ] You're not abandoning her like you did me and Brad. Yeah, Brad. Poor [
__ ] Must have woke up handcuffed to a hospital gurnie after that stunt of yours. He still writes to me from the joint, you know. Really? Yeah. Okay. So, how you been doing? Oh, I'm getting by. Aside from the loneliness and heartbreak, of course. Live in Los Santos. Few hours away. Okay. So, where? Sandy Shores, the Alamo Sea. Ah, I hear it's nice there. Yeah, it's [ __ ] beautiful. I mean, we ain't got the tennis courts, the golf links, all the pumped up plastic [ __ ] you're used to out here, but you know,
it'll do. Yeah, well, you know, I'd ask you to stay, but Yeah, don't worry. All right. I got somewhere to crash while we work things out with actual friends. We got things to work out. Yes, Siri. Hey, man. Hey, where you going? This has got to be it. The maze bank. Let's go in. Hey, you my dude, right? Here we go. Come on. You can't park there. Production vehicles only. Show, man. Come on, you [ __ ] Did you? That host, man. He's like any closeted TV presenter. Bitter as [ __ ] vinegar. Where the
[ __ ] are they? Hello, sir. May I please have your name? Where the [ __ ] is Tracy Townley? Huh? Tracy [ __ ] Desant. [ __ ] Screw this. Where the [ __ ] [screaming] LLO? [panting] Yeah, that was really all right. It's the auditions Fame or Shame season 14 right here in Vinewood, San Andreas. Coming up next, it's Tracy D. Santa. Judges, Tracy Danta. Yes. Hi. All right. Tracy's a dancer, but she also likes acting, modeling, and working with children. That's That's beautiful. You're so original. Like a a basket full of puppies
or a rainbow or a pile of puke. Who are these clowns? That's my dad and Trevor. Two dads. Great. Very San Andreas. What are you guys doing here? Yeah. What are you doing here? Okay, I'm back. Relax, chill, make yourself at home. home. He's got a little show to do here. Okay. Three, two, one. All right. It's fame or shame for Tracy de Santa Music. Security. Security. Why' you [ __ ] [screaming] big guy? [ __ ] Come here, you little [ __ ] [screaming] Go home right now, Tracy. Hey, you little prick. They took
our ride. We take their truck. There we take the truck. Hey. Hey, not my rig. Let's get that prick. Look, you went left. How can you sit there and watch your daughter get treated like that? Hey, you raise a daughter in this town, you get used to stunts. It's poor parenting. Now, thanks for the [ __ ] feedback. It means a lot coming from you. We're going to flatten his toy car in this big rig. Don't you worry. [ __ ] laz. I knew he was an [ __ ] Oh boy. You pissed off. It's
all great. I'm a Was I thinking buying a hybrid for my image? A piece of [ __ ] If my agent doesn't renegotiate after this [ __ ] he is fire. He took a left. Look at him. He's on the train tracks. We can have a little fun with him, but let's not try to kill this prick. All right. When we crush his little toy car, who knows what'll happen to him. I knew this city would be full of douchebags. Can we speed it up a little? Huh? Maybe by throwing your fat carcass over the
side. [ __ ] idiot. Right. Right here. You [ __ ] idiot. Stupid foreign piece of [ __ ] We took a right. Can't get enough of the celebrities, can you? 10 [ __ ] minutes in LS. Shut up. That [ __ ] might be famous, but We'll get him. We'll get him. Well, we're sure taking our time about it. They wouldn't kill a celebrity, would they? I hate that closeted man [ __ ] on the TV. I hate him on the radio. I hate him even more in person. He was never funny. The little
shit's all out of juice. Hey, [laughter] hey, hey guys. You run out of batteries, huh? I didn't mean anything by it. All right. Oh, yeah. Well, that little girl sat on my lap when she was 2 years old, and I swear to God that I would rip the [ __ ] skin off anyone who [ __ ] wronged her. Look, I'm just a dumb A-list celebrity trying to entertain America, okay? I got a lot of stuff going on right now, dude. Besides you trying to kill me now. I got multiple sexual harassment lawsuits. Plus, I'm
an addict. All right. And I've relapsed. I can't stop jacking, dude. I jack it in traffic. What's your talent? Huh? I mean, aside from love and sex, dude. Haven't you seen my show? It's not live. It's not funny. That's my genius. I got no [ __ ] talent. You clearly ain't being humble. T, you proved your point. This is your daughter. You should be wanting to rip the [ __ ] ponytail off the back of this guy's head. And you pants off. Okay, there you go. All right. What are you doing now? I want you
to dance sexy celebrity. Mhm. I mean, I need music or Are you trying to [ __ ] annoy me? Huh? I'll dance. Good. The [ __ ] is that? All right. All right. Now, drop it like it's hot. All right. I want to see you get nice and low. Come on. Lower. Lower. Come on. Please don't kill me. Okay. I'm supposed to be on a magazine cover next week. All right. Come on. Get up. Take off. Go now before I change my mind. I got it all on my camera, you [ __ ] [ __
] The world's going to see your [ __ ] [laughter] I'm going home. How the [ __ ] did you do it without me for 9 years? Huh? [laughter] Oh [ __ ] Dave, we need to talk. I was about to tell you the same thing. Okay. Meet me at Galileo Observatory as soon as you can get there. Okay. Hey, Lester. Mike. Hey. I'm transferring your cut of the jewel store take to your account. Mazo's already got the house money, so you can rest easy there. Ah, thank God for that. Davey, how you doing? About
as good as can be expected, but the news is not good. I don't know what you're talking about. I know you did that [ __ ] jewelry job. Davey, seriously, you're imagining things. [ __ ] you. All right. I did it. Arrest me. You know what? You'll be saving my life cuz you called it, [ __ ] What? You called it, Trevor couple days ago. But we haven't really talked about anything either. But if know when he starts asking questions about why you're not feeding worms south of the Canadian border. Oh, we got problems. Yeah.
Oh [ __ ] We're in it together. So if your problems are my problems, then I guess that means that my problems are sort of your problems. Uh-uh. Nope. What if I lose my job? Someone comes into my office, starts reading my files, they'll see the things I did. I know a lot of stuff. I can cop a plea at 5 years. But you [ __ ] you. You ungrateful prick. I made your career. Well, and we better go about saving it together because you and I both know we can't let it go to [
__ ] now. What do you need? This guy, Ferdinand Keralof. The agency claims he's dead. We at the bureau think they're full of crap. We think he's being debriefed someplace. So, apparently, he has information which will put me and my superiors out of circulation. Those agency [ __ ] have got the coroner's office locked down. We need you to verify the body. So, how the hell am I going to get in here? Well, you've played dead before, haven't you? I have always kind of liked you. Call me when you wake up. I'll tell you what
to do. What we got? John Doe, white male, overweight, in his late 40s, possible coronetin. Let's take a peek. The fat deposits on his hips and abdomen suggest a fondness for bleeder burgers. See the broken capillaries around the nose? Alcoholic. I wouldn't take any bets on the state of the liver. We still think 40s takes a toll. He's an advert for clean living. Note the discoloration of the teeth and the fingers. Smoker. Pack a day. I'd say Oh, Jesus. Back from the dead, [ __ ] Come out. Hands in the air. Come on. Might be
in the other room. Come on. out now. That don't look right. Guess you can't judge a corpse by its toe tag. I found the toe tag. Ferdinand Karamoff. It's on some big black lady. Definitely not your guy. Okay, the agency have the lower floors on lock down to prevent a leak. I got a guy who can cut the power to give you some help, but you'll have to get upstairs if you're going to get out. Hey, stop. This is a national security. [screaming] This the way out. [groaning] You ain't got no sense. God give a
rock. Oh, this [ __ ] is all over me. I should have stayed on the slab. Trust me, I'm not interested in the truth. You're dead. Stop. Go to hell. We're locked down. Got to take the stairs. Carry on with your business. We have to contain this facility. [groaning] Come on. Just let me go. You're mine. We got a bleeder. I don't know what's going on here, but I want the [ __ ] out. We got an injury. Stay. I don't know what you're doing here, but you won't be doing it much longer. I It's
all a big misunderstanding. for national. What's wrong with you? Heat. Heat. Hey, Mike. Yeah. Hey, we need to talk quick. Meet me at those oil derks just outside town, Elbero Heights, and make sure you're not tail. Man, that don't sound too good, homie. Look, I'm on my way. Dave, the hell was that? You know how many spooks I just ran into? I'm sorry. They're not nice people if that's a consolation. What's going on? There's a big target out there. Something in the shadows. The data algorithms are reading off the charts. Whoever finds it, the bureau
or the agency, is going to get a big bump in funding. Like I care about your funding. I'm out, Dave. You're not. I need you to meet my boss. We'll be downtown in the plaza between the FIB and the IAA buildings. The IAA building? You [ __ ] kidding me? After the span I just had with those agency men? Relax. They won't be looking there. They never expect an inside job. Hey, Franklin. What's going on? You got to get out of town, man. I ain't exactly got nowhere to go. Well, then take a trip. A
long trip. What the [ __ ] is going on? Things. All right. Come on. You remember I told you I know people vets who looked after me when I retired? You did? Yeah, I did. I mean, I think I did. I don't know. Oh, [ __ ] Jesus Christ, Franklin. I got so many stories, I can't even keep them straight. I'm full of [ __ ] Yeah, but your full of [ __ ] got me a lot of paper. One score with you. I made more money than I ever did hustling. Yeah, I mean, I'm
a great thief, but you know, it's the other [ __ ] that I ain't got figured out. So, what's the deal, man? What's the deal with the bureau, man? This clown. I mean, he's an okay guy. [ __ ] [ __ ] We did a deal a long time ago. Didn't go quite the way it was supposed to go. Wrong guy killed. So, I had to go into kind of a an informal witness protection program. He helped me. I didn't reveal secrets of his. Everything was cool. Problem started when recently I became unretired. I mean,
he shows up, starts calling in favors, telling me to do [ __ ] I mean, look, Franklin, I'm working for the [ __ ] feds. Oh [ __ ] man. Oh [ __ ] man. Yeah, and that ain't even the worst part, I ever tell you about Trevor? Huh? Man, I I think so. [ __ ] Well, if you only think so that I wasn't being completely honest. He's I don't Hell walking on Earth. That's what he is. Well, let's bury this [ __ ] Oh, yeah. Good luck with that. [ __ ] I mean,
Trevor and I got history. Complicated [ __ ] history. Look, I've done a lot of things that I ain't proud of, okay? I never claimed to be an angel, but you meet Trevor Franklin, you'll swear I am an angel. So, what's the mood then, man? I don't know. [ __ ] I'm just going to, you know, try to play both sides, you know, until I can find a way out of this [ __ ] All right, man. Look, man. You help me. Way I see it, man, the least I can do is help you. It's
a death sentence, Franklin. Man, I I ain't trying to hear all that [ __ ] man. If the bureau ain't going to take you to court, them [ __ ] just hustlers anyway. And I ain't going to let no [ __ ] cat think he's so [ __ ] crazy run me up a tree. [ __ ] that. Hey, you're a good kid, Franklin. This means a lot to me. Like I told you, I'm a terrific thief. I'll find something for you. Big. Come on. You better take off. All right, man. I'm with you. I'm
with you. Hey, Trace. What's up? What's up? Are you joking? You ruined my life. I did? I thought I'd already ruined your life. Remember I did that both time? Take this seriously. Do you know how bad I wanted that? Favor shaming is like an amazing opportunity. You're such a [ __ ] [ __ ] You really are. You'll get over it. You'll see. I did you a favor. Never. I hate you. Hey, Michael. David. Oh, isn't this nice? You didn't tell me we were double dating. Sorry guys, this burning hunk of love is all mine.
Brilliant. Steve Haynes, amigo, but you probably knew that already. Sorry. Your name tag must have fallen off. I love it. I I I got to remember to write that down and to shoot you in your head, you annoying dick. [laughter] Andreas, taking notes. This stuff. Whoa. Pure magic. I should put it on my show. Have you seen my show? You mean how to dress like a salesman on a cheap golf weekend at a third rate country club? [laughter] So, well done with our uh our friend, Mr. K. My pleasure. I love helping our government wage
war, especially with itself. But you made a mistake. Did I, Cupcake? Why don't you keep your [ __ ] voice down before I close your [ __ ] windpipe? The joke stopped now, pal. You will show me and my team some respect. Maybe you could define team for me. Is that just the three of you or the greater FIB or the entire government? Because I'm tempted to argue that thus far we haven't shown a lot of your colleagues a whole lot of respect. Then why don't you start with me, genius? You got it, B. We
have received intel that they're keeping Mr. K at the local agency station. I just dealt with that guy. The agency is stepping up their questioning because of your moronic antics down at the corner's [music] office. We need to get him out of there before he blabs. I did what Agent Norton said. Then I guess you getting involved with a clapped out old agent who's been living off of past glories was your first mistake. You are my boy now, amigo. My career depends on this, and that's very important to me. So, seeing as we're all boys
now, that makes it important to you. You'll run along, kids. See, there you go, Dave. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Let's go. The bureau owns a lot out in East LS. Coington Supplies off El Rancho. Can you take us there? Yeah, sure. Sounds nice and secluded. Kind of place you'd run an off the books operation, huh? So what? So I bet Federal ain't on the deed. That's so. And we all like our federal government open and transparent. Except when closed and opaque suits you better. Hey, I'm just a puppet. You're the one
pulling the strings. Tell me, Davey, you expense this ride to the taxpayer? I need you to make a couple of calls. Get some people on board. First guy is Franklin Clinton. Hey, I barely know that kid. He's fixing up my car. Call him or we'll send some Gmen to his aunt's house. Okay. Okay. Michael, this ain't the best time. I'm kind of busy. Hey, sorry about that. Listen, you know that thing we talked about before? It's happening. I need you to come to a lot off El Rancho, not far from where we met before. All
right, that's cool. I'm in LS anyway. Now, Trevor Phillips. Oh, you're crazy. I ain't calling him. I thought you might say that. So, we had him picked up. That's a dumb move, Dave. Real [ __ ] dumb. Just worry about the plan, okay? Getting Mr. K out of the IAA station. Clinton is going to be positioned across the street, keeping an eye on the proceedings. Phillips flies you in, you repel down, make the extraction, and I'm the best guy you got for this. With you, we've got good leverage. Great. And you brought Trevor in. We're
telling them I'm all cozy with the FIB. You'll need discreet support. We'll maintain control of the situation. Discreet control? Yeah, good luck controlling discreet Trevor. Yeah, I wonder how controllable and discreet he'll be when he sees the guy who killed me and put Brad in jail. Maybe I'll hang back. Yeah, that might be a good idea. You know what? You better keep a low profile. Yeah, I think I will. See you later. Who's that KG [ __ ] Huh? No, it's another Ky [ __ ] All right. Not you. Hey, T, enough with the faux
political [ __ ] [sighs] Franklin, come on. You better take off. Really? [ __ ] I'm good. I ain't bailing. Whoa. What am I detecting? some uh some sort of uh son I never had [ __ ] here, Mikey. Huh? Hey, listen. If you want to replace some father figure, you can do a lot better than this fat snake. All right. This [ __ ] would eat his own kids. Like I said, Franklin, deranged. Yeah. And best friend. Exactly. That's Trevor, my best friend. That's Franklin, the son I always wanted. All right, guys. Listen. This
is the shot. I'm going to do all the heavy lifting on this job. Okay, Trevor. All I need you to do is fly me to the target. Franklin, you're going to cover me from across the street. We're going to make these [ __ ] happy and we're going to walk away from this thing clean. Got it. I got you. All right. And we do this and they help us spring Brad, right? Yeah. We'll talk about Brad later. All right. I got to change. You better grab a head start. Nice to meet you, homie. Yeah, whatever.
The government [ __ ] at last. Yeah, bite me. Let's go. [sighs] All right, let's do this thing. We need to go to the agency headquarters downtown. Your new friends are a riot. No wonder you saidara to the old crew. Walking away ain't easy, Trev. But sometimes I guess you got to make compromises. What happened to dying with a gun in your hand? Life happens. Annoying wife, two kids. Remember them? You get tied down, you can't move anymore. What about your ties to me? To Brad? Those ties are why you got roped in on this
FIB instigated suicide pack. For as long as it keeps me amused, I am. I ain't exactly sure it's going to be amusing. I'm going in on the west side of the tower. Get us in position. I'll drop. You [ __ ] around while I'm out there. I'll climb back up this rope and strangle you with it. Yeah. Keep her steady. Keep her steady. Next, I'll have this thing so far up your ass, your tonsils will be playing shadow puppets. You think we can't do that? We can. It's in our guidelines. I don't know what you're
talking about. I installed cinema equipment, not surveillance. Grab his other arm. No. No. No. No. No. No. [screaming] You think you're impenetrable? See how you feel when this is 18 in deep inside. Get the lube. Actually, [ __ ] the lube. Let's dry dock him. I guess you got the world thinks you're dead, genius. Soon you'll be wishing you were. Who the [ __ ] is this? Terminate him. Close this problem right now. Yeah, I can use a little backup here. Get me the station team. I'm not finished. 36 flow. I got you. We are
not clear to fire on Mr. K. Hey, slow here. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Help me. Come on. [screaming] We got a window. T, pull us out. This is unaccessible. Hey, I wanted you to breathe that. T, we need to be clear this building. There's guys shooting at you, Mikey. That's unfinished business. Clean it up. We'll move on. You damn softy. You're going to get us killed. You know that? H. It ain't me trying to shoot you, Mikey. That's it. Get us out of here. You got a bogey coming at you,
Franklin. I thought I had the easy job done. [ __ ] [ __ ] I've been strapped in. You'll be fine. I don't want to disturb you, Mike, but you might want to do something about the choppers before we're blown out of the sky. Just saying. Oh, he may be off, but he's still got some teeth. I'm slipping. You're good. Sit back and enjoy the ride. Okay, G, take us back to the lot. That's affirmative. Squadron leader, come in. Franklin, this might be the time to make your exit. We'll talk soon. Who are you people?
That doesn't matter. They said they were government. I do home theater. I'm not a I don't care who you are. Then why are you doing this to me? Hey, hold tight. I got some friends with the bureau. They'll explain everything. You saved me. Thank you. Thank you. Don't mention it. The bureau, the FIB, they will make everything okay. I'm sure. Don't worry. They'll look after you. Hey T, bring her down in the lot. All right, let's go. Where are we? To go easy, huh? Thank you. Oh my. You saved me. Hey. Hey. No. Huh? No.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Hey. I said easy. Come on. Give the guy a break. I will get out of this [ __ ] In bed with the bureau and a new running buddy. Yeah, he's more of a protege. Yeah. What? You going to teach him to be old before his time? Yeah. To never grow up. That seems like a good kid. Michael, look at this. Huh? New city, new set of problems. But the idiots, they stay the same. Yep. I guess. All right, JRA. I'll see you later. Oh, you better believe it,
buddy. The Santa. That's not the name in your file, Michael. Steve Haynes here. Yeah, Agent Douchebag. Hey, that poor some [ __ ] we grabbed for you still breathing. See for yourself right now. Trevor Phillips is on his way to help with the debrief warehouse off Dutch London in Banning. Great. Sounds just like my kind of party. [groaning] [screaming] Sweet Jesus. The hell are you doing? Nothing. Are you taking a dump? Ah, why do you care? Huh? The [ __ ] is wrong with you? I got abandonment issues. I see a shrink once a week.
You know, [ __ ] you. Yeah, well, you know, nothing like meeting a bunch of creeps from the government in a quiet building for someone to grow balls. You see his face that last time I popped it. Boom. Oh, ladies. God, you're an [ __ ] You You back there. I know you, but you you I don't know. Yeah, well, until I see a reason otherwise, why don't we just keep it that way? Steve, what a pleasure, bro. Oh, [laughter] he reminds me of one of those guys you see advertising pills for middle-aged men that
can't get erections. Hey, Devin Weston is a very good friend of mine. So, why don't you watch your tongue? Cuz let me tell you something. That guy gets more tail than uh than a tail catcher. [laughter] Have to [ __ ] remember that line. You Where did we meet? Nowhere, pal. Yeah, we did. Hey. Oh, what are we doing here? Huh? This. Please keep the sleep bastard away from me. No. No. Ferdinand. He's gone. He's gone. It's okay. I've got some new friends here now. This is Michael. And this this is Trevor. No. Now, our
friend here, he claims he doesn't know anything. I don't I don't know anything. I don't know. I already told nothing. Nothing. I don't know anything. Please. Please. Sir, you know about the Azerbanis? Huh? Azerbanis? I do audiovisisual. High five audio visual. It's top man. Good prize. VIP. No. You're a [ __ ] spy. And the [ __ ] at the agency know this. So, I need to know. What did you tell them? And what did they tell you? I told them what I tell you. Uh-huh. What? I What is this? The house in Rockwood Hills.
The man who owns it, he works at the consulate. Oh, that's all I know. That's it. That's it. That's it. I go. You're going to make him speak. No, no, no, no. You two are going to drive up to Rockford Hills. And when we find out which man is the man with the problem, you put him down cuz I'm tired of these [ __ ] nitwits at the agency taking all the glory. Go. All right. [ __ ] is all this, huh? I think it's a good time, buddy. You know, go for a drive. Wait,
he's waiting. You get to work and uh I'm not here. [panting] The guy's your neighbor. Caesar's place, Rockford Hills. Hey, man. Yeah. The more I see of your boss, the more I like him. If I was you, I wouldn't be so critical of who others associate with. So, is he going to be a problem? For sure. But there's nothing we can do about it. If something happened to him right now, I'd be right under a microscope. An electron microscope of bureaucratic [ __ ] And that would make it very difficult to keep old secrets. Oh,
well, for you. You know who else is having trouble keeping secrets, [ __ ] Me. after you brought Trevor in on this. I only brought him in after you put out your press release. Townley's taking scores again. The Los Santos reboot. If we didn't control the situation and he'd unear this connection, then what? Then Trevor flips out, beheads me, kills my family, or raises him as his own. I don't know which is worse. Anyway, any of that could happen at any time. Slow down. Let's think this through. What does he know? He knows I'm alive.
He knows I got money. And now he knows I'm working with the FIB. Does he know how long you've been working with the FIB? How long? The [ __ ] does that matter? Either you were working with us before the cash depot job. You walked your crew into an ambush. One of them spent 10 years on the run and the other landed in a federal penitentiary. Or or we stumbled on the cash depot job. Brad went down. You went down. Trevor got away. The FIB cut you a deal on your sick bed, faked your death,
and you end up here. Who's to say which of those is true? That there's any doubt probably accounts for you being alive back there. Trevor made you right away the second he saw you. You remember after the bust, I was in all the papers. I was on the evening news. The man who killed Michael Town. Yeah, I was quite a trophy. A good head to hang on your wall back then. Sure. Not now. Love the car. You're the famous getaway driver. This is [ __ ] No way. That's your guy. [ __ ] You need
anything? You are kidding me. I'll call Steve. Wrong house. This guy isn't our guy. Okay. Okay. Okay. You sure you don't want to silence him? Just to make sure. If we're silencing someone, we're silencing the right someone. Get me another address. Cut. Hey, you want a coffee? Can I get you anything? Turns out that was the wrong Azerbani. We need a new address from Mr. K. Choose your instrument and go to work on it. Where do we start? Hey, buddy. Shumash, you're driving. Remember, terror does not take coffee breaks. What a dick. [laughter] So, how
are Steve and Trevor getting along? Seems like a productive relationship. Yeah, like I said, he's got his uses. And as you can see, we're trying to take full advantage of him. Then what? This thing with the agency gets put to rest, and we don't need you anymore. Right. And what about Trevor? What about him? I need some resolution, Davey. You let him walk. You said you'd clean the whole thing up back in North Yankton. And you told me it'd be a clean job. No casualties. There were more eyes on that town than there needed to
be. Yeah. Well, according to my eyes, Trevor's your problem, Dave, as much as he is mine. [music] He's not a problem at all. We're monitoring him. Has he said anything about Brad? [music] [ __ ] yeah, he has plenty. I keep changing the subject. You know, he thinks you might actually commute Brad's sentence when this is all over. That's good. Fine work. We'll send another letter. It's about time anyway. Oh, so that's you who's been sending those [ __ ] letters to Trevor, huh? Yeah. He thinks they're from Brad, who he thinks is locked up
in high security and not well, not 6 feet under in a grave marked Michael Townley. The trainees write them. It's a good exercise. Yeah. The [ __ ] How'd that get started? A few years ago, a letter came to the federal prison system addressed to Brad. Wasn't signed, but it gave a PO box in Sandy Shores. I played the part of Brad, and we started a correspondence. Yeah, thanks for telling me, Davey. I was doing you a favor. Didn't think you want to know he was in the same state. Yeah. So, now what? I just
sit back and hope he doesn't figure it out. It's worked so far. He's a time bomb, Dave. And you [ __ ] know it. This will do. All right. Find out who we're looking for. Yeah. We need a description of the target. Yeah. Uh, I'll take care of it. Loosen him up. Oh, no. No. Please. I tell you what you want. Listen him up. We're live. You see anyone down there who might be an Azerani? [ __ ] do I know? You might be an Azerina for all I know. What's one look like? They look
eastern. Half this town looks eastern. Davey, you got the fall of the Sha and the collapse of communism to thank for that. Anyone stand out? No, they all kind of blend in. Make a call, Dave. We're going to need some more info on this guy. They're having a party down there. Get out the scope. Who am I looking for? Steve's saying beard. What do you got? Anything specific or is some stubble going to cut it? Let's start at Mountain Men and we'll work our way down until someone fits the profile. Ah, there's a few [clears
throat] beards at this party. Vinewood's full of weak chins. Place is famous for it. Damn. Beards are in fashion in Jimash, land of beach hipsters. We need more. Steve's telling me he chain smokes redwoods. It ain't the cigarettes that'll kill him. It's the guys who put the warnings on the packets you should worry about. And he's left-handed. Oh, now I get it. You're telling me to assassinate a guy because he's got facial hair, a cigarette, and he's left-handed. I'm telling you to assassinate a guy because he's a threat to national security. The rest details. What
the hell? That was the guy. I had a feeling it'll check out. Well, we've got him. It's done. Woo. That is a wrap, my friends. Excellent work to the pair of you. Now, I got a rap ball game to get to. So, Trevor, if you take care of Mr. K, I think we're all set. What the [ __ ] do you want me to do with him? I would say he's outlived his usefulness. Oh, come on, please. Shut up. That's a sport. Let's go. Come on. Where are you taking me to? [ __ ] Let's
just go. Okay. I ain't going to let those Gman [ __ ] scumbags tell me what to do. What? You just tortured me. Don't ask too many [ __ ] questions. Let's go. Get up. Come on. Up the [ __ ] stairs. Oh, for [ __ ] sakes. Come on, let's go. All right. I mean, you got a flight to catch. Okay, let's get you to the airport. Oh, safety first. What are you trying to prove? Hey, how's your mouth? It hurts. Can you speak? Kind of. Are you going to hold it together? I want
to go home. I want to see my family. No, no, no, no, no. You have no home. You have no family. That [ __ ] is over. I do. They're in Morningwood. I love them very much. No. That's your old life. That's over now. You're off the grid. You're one of the invisible people. Just take me home. I'm taking you to the airport. You're going to get on a plane. You're flying a long way from this country and you're going to spread your message. I don't have a message. You're a torture advocate. Advocate. The media
and the government would have us believe that torture is some necessary thing. We needed to get information to assert ourselves. Did we get any information out of you? I would have told you everything. Exactly. Tortures for the torturer or the guy giving the orders to the torturer. You torture for the good times. We should all admit that. It's useless as a means of getting information. I'm feeling laded. Sometimes you torture for the torture, but only if they're prepared to pay. I am very unwell. It's me me with you. Jesus Christ. Good grief. I thought we
really bonded, but now I'm having my doubts. No way. Departures. No one drives me to the airport. always be run. You're free. But my family is here. Your family is probably the ones who got you [ __ ] in here. All right. Now, look, trust no one. All right. You're alone now. Really? Yeah. Really? Now, let's go. [ __ ] off. Come on. Just stay away. Okay. Like my mission row the other day. I just started crying. So tragic. Trevor is the Trevor. Trevor is a you Trevor is a what? Trevor is a good guy.
He's like family. That's it, right? Yes. Trevor [laughter] but but the thing is um I ain't been with that many women. I don't find it easy. And um and Deborah, we're getting married. So Oh, that's beautiful. But I'm scared that she's going to leave me. I mean, this is her place. And the fornicating Mr. Raspberry J. Whoa. Whoa. Now, Mr. Raspberry Jam, he died a noble death, bringing great joy to a lonely man. I ain't got a very big penis. Some girls laugh when they when they look at it. Oh, show me. Show me. I
I I don't want to. Mine ain't nothing special, but this boy gets the job done. All right. Now, Wade here says that you work at the docks. Yes. Look at me. Can you just put your Johnson away, sir? Jesus. Yes, I work at the docks. And anything uh interesting there for a man like me? Well, I mean, I don't rightly rightly know. What kind of person are you? Oh, I'm that kind of person, Floyd. I am that kind of person. Now, let's get you, Wade, and that little tormentor down there to put these on. We
are going for a ride. Gentlemen, the gateway to America awaits. Ron, we got an inside man at the port of LS. I'm going to send you some information. I need you on point to help plan things. I got it, T. I really miss Come on then, Floyd. What you got for me? Like I said, I don't rightly know what we got. You're going to have to be more exact in your questioning, sir. Uh, we're looking for something to steal. The sir, I stole a pencil in elementary school and I've been regretting it ever since. Boy,
always put a stick in a mud. Look, the sir, please just tell me what you want and I'll do my utmost to assist you in finding it. Here's the problem. I don't know what I want. It's a bit well, like pornography or a perfect turd. I can't quite describe it, but I'll know it when I see it. You ain't aiding my comprehension. All right. All right. Well, how's this? $236 billion dollar worth of cargo came through the port of Los Santos last year. He's real good with numbers. I don't want to hijack a truck full
of pineapples, Floyd. You need to give us the inside track on what's coming through. We don't know what's in the containers. They certainly don't put price tags on them. Have you noticed anything? Anything different? Anything that might indicate something? Well, there's been all these uh Merryweather folks hanging around. Merryweather Security Consulting, private army to the New World Order. My butt's gone. The folks waging outsourced shadow wars in 20 countries around the globe and recently cleared to operate on US soil. That um sounds like them. So, there's a private militia in the port. What are they
guarding? This one freighter. I guess now that you mentioned it, it ain't quite right. Afraid of it. Perfect. Can I get on board? No. No. They won't let you anywhere near it. They're kind of [ __ ] about it. Actually, the other day, my colleague Ralph, I don't give a [ __ ] about Ralph. We got to take a look. Is there anything else? There's another bunch of Merryweather guys out by the Navy warehouse. They got boats coming in and out. I heard they was testing something. All right, we'll take a look at that as
well. Go park and get the dispatch. Yep, we'll do. Go park and get the dispatch. It's just about to start. Here comes the soup. I got to check in. Remember, Floyd, this can go real wrong real quick. It don't matter what went in his mouth. It matters what came out. What? We got a waste spillage and I got a slot on the cleanup crew. There is nothing that Wade here ain't going to do for a warm meal. Hope you got a strong stomach, son. [laughter] Get in there. that I guess we do. You going to
take me to see this freighter? Yeah, it's over here. You ever get helicopters coming in and out of here? You know those big sky crane things that can pick up a whole container? Now, this is restricted airspace. They won't let anything out of here without clearance to shoot it down if they have to. So, how's a man in a hurry supposed to get in and out of this place? Well, we got a port that stretched to 50 ft. Now, what's the Coast Guard response like? Well, they got cutters, 45 ft response vessels, air support. You're
not going to move much faster than them, especially if you're carrying something. Maybe I'll have to saddle you up and ride you across the Miriam Turner overpass. I just said they had the water surface real covered. Okay, that is the freighter I told you about. What do you think that got on it? We just steador them. We ain't meant to know what's in the containers. But But these are marked military government. Anything weird about that? The government stuff is hot freight. Pulls up, goes right through. This stuff's just been sitting here. You are beginning to
arouse my curiosity. Over there. 2:00. Looks like Forest got on the wrong side of some Merryweather guys. You You We need two guys on the handler. Couple of containers and baby B got to be brought up to F. That ain't a question. Get on it now. You drive and I'll spot. I guess I got to pretend I'm a dock worker if I want to stay. How about I run that prick over in this thing? I thought you wanted to scope the place. We don't get the containers. They're going to check your card. Oh, I'm getting
nervous. You're always nervous. Relax. Not always, sir. Just around you. Then it's just cousin Wade's on his own. He better hold it together. Stick to the story. He'll be fine. Boy's on a waste clearance crew. He's never happened when he's neck deep and [ __ ] Please, just don't. It's those containers, bay B. Be careful. Hook it up. That's it. Now we got to bring it over to bay F. I know why they call them handlers. Because they handle like a dream. This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery. Bank. [ __ ] I'm high
as a kite. You should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence. I'll operate you under the influence if you're not careful. Just drive careful. All right. There's guys all over the port who report a There it is. Now I guess we got to get the other one. I'm going to need a better view of that freighter. I'm sorry, but this is as close as you going to get. Nah, no, no. [screaming] I need to take some pictures. Send them to my guy Ron. I'll need a proper view. There's the cranes. But cranes. Perfect.
Oh, shoot. Trevor and attach it. Hey, whose dick you have to suck to get this job? Being a steador used to be backbreaking work. Now you're paid brain surgeon bucks to push an oversized shopping cart. I did not fell no one to get this job. Deborah's old friends with the well with the with the with the say no more. You didn't fate no one. But darling Debbie probably did. She probably enjoyed it. If my work here is done, I'm going up the gantry. Hey, there ain't time to admire the view. I've been waiting on a
crane driver nearly an hour. I'm not permitted to drive cranes, buddy. Hey, you need me to get your union rep up here right now. Sooner you get in the cab, sooner we can get out of here. This is on you. Get up on this walkway, climb down the ladder, and go into the cabin. All right, I'm here. What do I do? First, you got to line up the cabin over the container. There's some lights on the spreader that should help with alignment. Looks like you're in line. You got it. Now, pick it up so it'll
clear the other containers and move it down to the end. Take us to the other end, bay number five. Further. Come on. That's the truck. Easer onto it. You want to line it up with the frame of the truck. Truck is clear to go. Signal man and crane driver working together. Now let's do the same thing again. Take us back up to the other end. Union thinks you'll get eye strain if you work any longer. Have a break. How about this view, huh? I'm going to take some photos for the kids. Come on. Come on.
Trevor, you Want to see that warehouse? Come on. This rig ain't being used. It's on the other side of Port City. So, they've been guarding one of them dry docks. We can take a look at it, but no one's allowed around there. Normal rules don't apply to us, Floyd. We're going in. I don't know. Rules applied to me my whole life. I like rules. And look at you. You're a failure. You're in a loveless relationship. What do you mean loveless? I love Deborah. If she loved you, she'd be here, wouldn't she? But she's not. You
know I'm insecure. You've got a dead end job. What? Dead end? No, Floyd, it's dead end. Being a unionized long shoreman's are one of the best paying jobs in the country. You tell people around La Puerta that's what you do, they're liable to rob you. You're so jealous. No one's jealous of you, Floyd. They pity you. You're abused by that woman. You're abused by these slave drivers. I mean, I've never worked so hard in my life. It ain't so bad. I've been doing this every day for 10 years. Only usually with less of the criminality.
You're wasting your life, Floyd. It's lucky we turned up when we did. I'm saving you from yourself. We ain't heard from Wade. What are you, his mother? He's fine. The spillage shouldn't take this long to contain. There must be a lot of it. Good. Keep him busy while we get to work. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You can't come through here. It's restricted access. Oh, no. Understand? Huh? Manifesto. Manifesto say deliver here. Hey, stop. Where the [ __ ] do you think you're going? I must have got confused. The guy don't speak English. Must have read
the man. He said he said, "You're going to have to go it alone. Trevor, these photos, you've really stumbled onto something. The ship, Merryweather. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Tell me about the ship. If we put a man with a gun on the bridge next to it and get a guy on board, I think we got a good chance of taking over. Way it looks to me, there's a container below deck. They're guarding it for the government, keeping it off the books. Serious military technology, most like. Yeah, of course. I just found a manifest. They're
testing something out at sea. It's got to be that. Now, get back to work. The TPI conglomerate ain't thriving. There's only one man responsible. Of course. Yeah, but I'll start pulling all the intel I can get on Merryweather at the same time. I I got a file here somewhere. [laughter] What in the name of all things holy? I I I tried to stop it, but it just kept coming and coming. Oh, it's there. There, Wade. Look, look, you're just not cut out for honest work. All right, did you get what you needed? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
More or less. Yeah. I just got to uh figure out a place to plan this now. All right, this will do. Huh? That woman ain't even fine. Ain't no one understands why Floyd lets her use him. So that's a low self-esteem, Wade. We got to build him back up now. And there. Perfect. All right. So, based on my observations, I'd say these Merryweather security [ __ ] snots are sitting on something real valuable. I think they got two of these things, but we only need one. First one, it's on that freighter in a container below
deck. They got guards all over that ship, so it's likely they're keeping it on ice. The air, land, and sea routes into the port will be locked down as soon as we make a noise at these X's here, which means we have to blow up the ship and grab the thing underwater. Need a guy to plant the bombs, a guy to look out from with a rifle, and a guy to grab the thing, whatever it is, underwater. That means stealing us a submarine, of course. But you can find us one of them, can't you? Huh?
Now, the other one is off the coast being tested. They're running the operation from the dock where I last saw your cousin. We'll need a submarine for that, too. And probably a chopper. A big one. We go out there, look around underwater, locate it, bring it back here, and find out what it is. Here to Chicago. All right. So, what do you think? Container ship or whatever's offshore? Offshore? Deep sea adventure? Got to be. You and Floyd can help and we'll bring along Michael and his unpaid intern. Okay. All right. What is that smell? Oh,
we are going straight to the local union rep. Wade here was injured in the performance of his duties. Human waste has seeped into his very pores. And I am sorry to say this, but I don't think he's ever going to smell normal again. You can't go to the union. You are union. All right. And you vouched for us. All right. You look at him, man. Smell him. Smell him. Trevor. Trevor, you're you're planning a robbery on my place of work. You violated Mr. Raspberry Jam. And God alone knows what else. You damaged Deborah. Look, my
lady and my union. That's all I got. So, why don't we just uh why don't we just let this all slide? Huh? If you're comfortable with what's happened to your cousin, then so be it. All right. But I would give him a bath and rinse him off. No. No baths. I can't reach there. You're going to have to scrub it. Ah, Trevor. Hey, Mikey. Hey, listen. Loving it here in LS. Really settling in. Getting my first enema tomorrow. Anyway, I heard about some action. Yeah. Huh? Yeah. Okay. Oh, you bet it's okay. Listen, I got
to do a little prep work, but so far it's looking pretty tasty. I'll need you to bring along that kid you've been hanging with, Franklin. Oh, yeah. Oh, and how's your flying? You might need to take a few classes at flight school. Why would I need to do that? Trust me, you'll regret it if you don't. Going to be just like old times, pal. Yeah, right. the submarine. Oh [ __ ] I'm calling the cops, you crazy [ __ ] to island unit. We have a trespasser reported at the justice terminal requesting a unit to
investigate code three I've got that submarine we talked about. You got to help me store it for a few days. Floyd, don't go quiet on me or I'll come around and I'll Well, we both know what I'm talking about. Okay. Um, all right. Bring it around to Pier 400 at the Western Docks. On my way. Look, I'll have a truck to bring you around the warehouse. What's this? The Union man doing an honest day's work? There's nothing honest about this, sir. But this is a dishonest day's work if ever I see one. Hey, we're not
hurting anyone. No, but no one except whoever owns that submarine and the and the mercenary folks on the radar. Do some research on Merryweather Security Consulting friend. They'd be on trial for human rights offenses if the US government didn't protect all its contractors from any kind of suit, military or civilian. They're immune from prosecution. They behave like they are. Murdering, stealing, high on power guns and anabolic steroids. Lucky bastards. Look, I don't know about that stuff. Oh, you're right. You don't. Merryweather are employed by the richest, greediest scum on the planet to [ __ ]
on the poorest and the neediest. So, we are going to enjoy [ __ ] on them. Oh, great. I look forward to that. Okay, well that's more like it. Floyd, you there? Yes, sir. I'm on the crane to the surface and I'll bring you shoride. All right. Oh, what are you doing? It's done. Let's go. Let's [screaming] go. Okay. All right. Hurry up. All right. Here we go. All right. I'm here. Jesus. It's just down the road. Los Santos Marine past the shipyards. Is that sub covered properly? It'll be fine if we just get there.
Are you being short with me? No, no, no, no, sir. I'm certainly not being short. I'm just not used to this kind of pressure. If you turn a crew onto a score, you got to be ready for the heat that comes with it. I didn't turn anyone on to anything. You threatened and conjolled and tricked me. You don't want to cut, just walk away. I can't walk away. You're robbing my workplace and running the show from my home. Deborah's home. No cut for you. No cut for Deborah. Take it in this warehouse here. You can
park it there. You're sure it'll be okay there? Um, sure. All right. If you're wrong, I'll eat your sweet meats. Now, get out of here. Hold it right there. confirmed security breach. Attention. Don't move. Any units still not engage immediately. You want to play with me? Are you a trip. Fine. For a guy who just went into an air base and stole a chopper. Are we ready to go on this thing? If it's a heavy lift chopper, then yeah, I'll get everything ready and I'll call you. All right. Wait. So, it looks like we're ready
to go with everything. Floyd don't think it's a good idea for us to meet at the condo. So, maybe we should tell Floyd it is a good idea to meet at the condo. It's a great idea. And tell him we need chips and dip and prostitutes. Wait. Floyd, one of you shits must be here. Hello, Trevor. I missed you. Hello, Wade. I missed you, too. Hello, Trevor. Oh, there. Hey, Hot Lips. Where you been hiding? No, no, no. Nowhere. I got a a knot the size of a baseball in here. All right. Needs a little
uh loosening up. All right. Oh, massage me, [ __ ] Good. Good. [groaning] A. Ah. Ah. Trevor's hard at work, huh? Where's the surrogate child? Who? The boy with the stars in his eyes. Not like that. What's not like that? Oh, hey. Hey there, you and him. The old father son issues. Gives me the [ __ ] creeps. How's the leg rub? Oh, it's excellent. [ __ ] You want to go? No, I'm good, dog. Hey, I I called you boys here to discuss this job that I've been planning. The [ __ ] are you
talking about? Shut the [ __ ] up, Michael. All right, you owe me. Hey, did you talk to Lester? I called him. He's in the hospital or something. All right, we keep him out and we get 20%. Well, unless of course you go states again and uh have me arrested. Hey, wasn't like that. Better not have been like you give a [ __ ] Oh, see I give a [ __ ] Michael. It's a position, a [ __ ] viewpoint. All right. like God, like evolution, like anything else. Sunshine, boredom, lies. That's what we got.
Other people, they have other worlds. But for me, I'm like a vulture just circling the desert looking for [ __ ] corpses. You know, a carry and eaten [ __ ] Do you understand that? Wow. Bravo, you [ __ ] idiot, man. I still don't get the score. What's the [ __ ] plan? We got Floyd. All right. Now Floyd's not the [ __ ] Get out of here. All right. Now Floyd here works at the port. He puts me on to Merryweather security who were running some tests out at sea for Uncle Sam. We're
going to take whatever it is they're testing. Now got a couple buyers lined up. I guarantee no problems, no major heat. [groaning] Let's get going. All right, let's take our slightly pasted vibe to an airfield where I got a sub, got a chopper, I got everything we need. All right, let's do this, you [ __ ] Sandy Shores airfield, bro. Sandy Shores. That's quite a distance. What's with this guy, man? I didn't realize we was going all the way out there either. I've been told your generation are workshy repeatedly, but this is the first time
I've seen it for myself. You won't leave the city for the biggest take of your life, man. It's not like that. Well, what is it like? Huh? You think the world owes you a living? You want money and respect, but you won't cross the street to get it. That useless millennial [ __ ] is more of a middle class thing. Where I'm from, hustling is still hustling, and going halfway across the state is still uh going halfway across the state. Yeah. Well, Sandy Shores is the global headquarters for TP, Inc., okay, so we got to
make the trip. TP Inc. Trevor Phillips Industries. My company Industries or Incorporated. If it's TP Inc., it' be Trevor Phillips Incorporated. Just saying. You're mocking me. Nice. Is it so strange that I've made a success of my life? I know that wasn't what you wanted for me when you ran off, but still. Trevor, it's a business. Michael, an honest American business and there aren't many of them left. Hey, you know this airirstrip we're going to, we're managing it. Yeah, I hate to think what you did [music] to the last managers. The Lost MC LLP experienced
an unexpected downturn. We had to step in. The Lost Motorcycle Club. [laughter] Yeah, you're a serious businessman, T. I cannot believe this. The hardworking entrepreneur is getting [ __ ] from a guy so lazy he retired in his 30s. And then from this other guy whose sense of entitlement is so strong he asks how far we had to travel when he's offered a job he ain't even qualified to do. This is why the country is screwed. There's not enough mees. There's too many U's. Yeah. A country full of you's. That's just what this world needs.
[ __ ] would get done. It would be Darwinian. Hey, look, dude. We helping you out, but if you think you'd be better off on your own. No, no, no. Hey, look. Hey, God. Oh, just let's calm down. All right. We have a score to take. There is profit to be made. I mean, don't that beat getting picked up by Gmen and forced to work for free? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. talk us through exactly what's going on. We're going out to Sandy Shores. I know that part. My guys will meet us there. They'll have
the submarine. I'm going to get into said submarine vet. Wait, hold on. You had the flying lessons, right? Hey, I came prepared. I didn't know what I was preparing for, but I'm feeling pretty confident in the air. Good, good, good, good, good, good. Hey, what's the next part of the plane? There's an army chopper at the airfield. You're both getting into it. Michael's flying. He's going to take off. Pick up the submarine with me in it and fly it out to a point off the coast. You're going to drop me into the ocean. I'll pilot
the sub down to find the device the government's been tested. I'll get it surface. You'll fly me back to the airfield. What kind of device? What kind? Doesn't matter. How much will be paid for it does matter. These are government scientists for robbing. I said at the condo. The tests are being run by Merryweather Security Consulting. Ah, yes. The mercenaries fresh from fighting our secret oil wars. Should be very relaxing. If stealing a prototype like this from the government was relaxing, then everyone would be doing it. As it stands, we've got an opportunity to mint
some serious coin. Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's easier ways. I This sounds extreme T even for you. Can't we rethink? I mean, how deep are you into it? How deep? I've got a sub. I've got a big helicopter. I've been researching this since I got to LS. Those guys, Wade and his cousin Floyd, are expecting a paycheck. Same with my intel guy, Ron Jacowski. Who is a damn site better than Lester, I might add. Okay, fine. Fine. I'll go along with it. Listen, Frank, if you want out, I understand. No, no, no. I'm good. I could
do with a paycheck. That's the spirit. And here's my This is our chopper, I guess. At least you listen to me and took those flying lessons. That's a good donkey. There's a rig attached to your chopper. Hover low over the submarine and they'll connect. We are hooked up. You got to drop me a couple clicks out to see from Pledo Cove. You got your company name sprayed all over this chopper. But uh everything else about it says military. Yep. I got it from the military base. And there's all this military hardware in the back. Guns
and whatnot. Mhm. This thing gets hot. That'll come in handy. Hey, I thought it wasn't getting hot. You said no major heat. Heck, you guaranteed it. It's a score, Michael. Even if you don't anticipate heat, you prepare for it. That's the code. That's why I don't take scores. Not anymore. I'm out of the game, man. What am I doing? Oh, really? You don't take scores. No, not anymore. What say you, Franklin? I say this is a conversation between you two. No, that wasn't you guys then at the Rockford Hills Jewel store. Hey, that's right around
the corner from my house. T, I might have been there buying something for Amanda. I certainly wasn't robbing it. [screaming] Okay, my mistake. My mistake. It was a a pretty tight job though, eh? I mean, the the planning was there. They went in, right? They got out clean. I mean, there were some problems, but they kept their head, right? Yeah. Pulled it off. All right. All right. It was us. Of course, it was us. Any other clowns would be in Bowling Brook now. [screaming] There were some weak points. I mean, whoever fed that cheesy line
to the parking guy. That guy. Amateur. Yeah. Show us how it's done then, T. If you're such a professional, this job will go great. Oh, it sure will. Don't mess around. I'm in here. I'll do what I can. We're approaching the drop point. That must be the testing station up ahead. Just flying along the coast. Let's hope they ain't got nothing to do with our thing. It's working. I'm picking up a signal. All righty [screaming] tiny, Mclidey. I'm down here. My phone's hooked up to the sensors on the soap. I got an app here that
should pick up the signal. It's relaying the diagnostics from this thing. Come on, get to it, man. An ex army helicopter hovering by this platform's going to raise suspicions. G, how you doing down there? [screaming] I'm staring into the abyss and I like it. Michael, you see anything interesting? Uh, just rocks so far. How deep are you, T? Can that thing handle the pressure? It's safer at the bottom of the ocean than it is strapped to the helicopter you're flying. This looks like it right there. It's bolted to the seafloor. I'm securing it. I have
the device. I'm bringing it to the surface. Hey, man. So, uh, got the thing. What is it? We'll know what it is when we can run some tests. Well, what it look like? What you think it is? Uh, best guess it was hooked into the rock, maybe on a fault line. So, could be a seismic suppressor to combat earthquakes and tsunamis. Or no, potentially it's like a fusion reactor running on seawater. Like nuclear? Yeah, the good kind of nuclear. And is this what your buyer was after? Yeah. Well, for sure. No, we'll be paid, Frankie.
We will be well paid. Lift me up. Let's [screaming] go. You got me. Now come on. Let's go back to the airfield. Push the stick, Michael. We got to move cuz I found this thing using an app on my phone, which means the private army guarding it can find it pretty easy, too. [groaning and screaming] Merryweather boats coming right at us. Franklin, grab one of those guns and get those guys off our ass. More bullets in the chopper coming from the right. All steady, here we go. That's it. Here they come right there. Some more
very weather helicopters. More choppers coming from behind us. Another chopper. Man, I think that's all of them for now. All right, keep on going to the air strip. What was that, T? I told you that was Merryweather. Those choppers and that ain't normal private security guards. Yeah, you're right. I have it on good authority that they're actually a lizard army who've taken human form to do the bidding of the new world order. I hope you can flip this thing fast cuz I don't want to see those repet buddies of yours ever again. Woo! Do you
know what you've done? The wire is going [ __ ] crazy. Oh, and good to see you, too. What's it been? Huh? 10 years. After this, the government won't care how long it's been. They're going to put you and everyone you ever knew on their kill list. And you? I thought you would be smarter than this. What' I do? Stealing a super weapon to sell to the Chinese. Damn T. This some nuke or some [ __ ] I thought you said you spoke to him. Yeah, I did. Okay. Kind of. I mean, it was all
woozy and [ __ ] It doesn't matter. All right. It's done. We've got it. Well, we could put it back. You drop it in the sea by the time they get a salvage operation together. No. Oh, so you want a drone circling your trailer? We'll get you another score, Trevor. You owe me. Wait. Get in that chopper. Listen to whatever this [ __ ] [ __ ] has to say. Okay. All right. And on that note, I'm out of here. You won't be seeing me back here in a long time. Hey, we need a score,
remember. Man, I thought I was done not getting paid for these legs. Hello. Me, too. [groaning] Not don't you step foot in this yard. Why? It's half my house. Nah, I'mma call the police. For what? Disloyalty, boy. Disloyalty? What is you talking about? Don't act like you don't know what it is, homeboy. Yo, you ain't been to the set. Ain't came to none of the meetings. Hanging out with old man, ignoring your homies, acting all superior. Your mama would turn over a grade, boy. Mhm. So you giving me a lecture about not being a good
enough gang banger. Gangs is positive. That's all we got, my [ __ ] That's our heritage. Ain't nothing positive about your crazy ass, man. Where Tanisha at? She got more sense than to hang out with your sorry ass. You know you always been like this boy. I say left, you say right. I say become a doctor. You say become a patient. I say, who is that? Hello, Missy. Wow. Franklin, you never told me that you had a sister. I'm Denise, Franklin's housemate. And aunt, my mother's old dried up ass. Shut the [ __ ] up.
Yeah, shut the [ __ ] up. Here, darling. Why don't you go get yourself something nice? Okay. Thank you. [laughter] This is This is $7. I said something nice. Not expensive. You want to be a greedy [ __ ] cow, huh? No. Now get the [ __ ] out of here. All right. You men are all the same, man. What the [ __ ] you doing here? You're with the boy. The boys. What? I'm [ __ ] new in town. I'm making friends. All right, now let's party. Look, I had plans on getting some rest
until this clown and my aunt came and [ __ ] that up. My [ __ ] I just came over here to holler at you about the little thing. Man, I said I'm tired, dog. What [ __ ] thing? I love things. I'm the king of things. I ain't talking to you, homie. Hey, let's go do something about the thing. Okay. What thing? Talking about the little stretch thing, man. [ __ ] beautiful. Perfect. It's a gang bang. Let's go. Come on. Come on. Who is this for, man? What this [ __ ] man? Just
come on. Where's this thing happening? Down Gro Street. We shooting [ __ ] up, spraying some [ __ ] I could Damn, I can drive by with the best of them. Behave yourself, man. Lamar, what's happening? What you in stress set up? We buying weight, homie. Something that'll move us up the food chain, [ __ ] For real. Nothing's real in this town, [ __ ] Particularly where you and stress concerned, man. This is an investment opportunity. You've got to speculate to accumulate. Oh, first rule of business. Hey, since we're out here banging, either you
got some dust, fool want to get butt naked. I'll get wherever it takes me, home, boy. Homie is crazy, man. So, I've heard. This the homie house right here. Hey, look. Everybody be cool, man. Lamar about to do his thing. All right. Courier service package to collect. You got the grip. Present and accounted for. You like that, huh? Sample. Now we talking. [laughter] [snorts] My throat getting numb already. So, we good, [ __ ] Right. Well, let's go. How about a taste? No, man. We leaving? I want a taste of the other side of the
brick. Now, you heard what your boy said. You're leaving. Hey, give me give me that give me that. [screaming] Whoa. What the [ __ ] Did we ask for a key or a [ __ ] ounce? Man, that's [ __ ] drywall. Hey, we got some [ __ ] buys remorse out here. You can't [ __ ] hustle a hustler. [ __ ] off. [screaming] Oh, you [ __ ] are dead. We got to get off road. God damn, man. [ __ ] up. We got to walk. [screaming] Save yourself. Chop. Get the [ __
] out of here. Just a few home boys in the hood. Nothing to see here. Fool. Come on, [ __ ] We look like jumps to you, man. You got beat with a ugly stick. Hey, that fool. What are we waiting for? [ __ ] Come on. The work's done here. Ain't no green around here, homie. Only purpose. They're ganging up on me. Let's move. [ __ ] them up. Get the grip. These guys ain't taking kindly to my presence. Hey, we out of here. CGF [ __ ] is getting jacked. They're ganging up on
me. This [ __ ] is serious. Hey, got kicked out of here a long time ago. Let's clear out. [ __ ] we look like jumps to you. We going to do this thing. Hey man, these dudes are all over me. What are we waiting for? Took me for a mark. Let's clear out of here. All available. We ain't getting through here here. We cut through that for you. Cover me. Come on. Let's take I got you, Jack. Down here. Down here. Come on. Damn. MC Clip. That's the fastest shoot. MC Clip. Clip. Wait right
there, dog. Hold up. Hold up. Peace. Peace. And jack they ass, homie. That's our way up out of here. Put your [ __ ] ass hands up. What the [ __ ] are you doing? [screaming] Hey, they taking clips. [ __ ] This way. Damn, it's stink in this [ __ ] [ __ ] ain't no river, man. It's a [ __ ] sewer. Then we're in the right place. [screaming] Get me off this thing. Chill. Let's just get out of here first. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Suit yourself. LDA. Get
out of the water. You're under arrest. Stress set you up, [ __ ] No big homing a snake. He didn't know they was playing for Martin. That on they do. Man, you delude. At least you got to meet MC Cliff. Jack that [ __ ] Was that who that was? Brush with another celebrity. They blocked too. Hey, we should like race these [ __ ] We are racing you idiots. Racing away from the dudes trying to kill us. I mean another time. They got sea shark racers all over the city. Helpful as always, homie. Let's
split, my [ __ ] and keep our heads down. We ain't going to lose the cops on these things. Yeah, man. [ __ ] We need to get to lean. [music] Here come the car. [music] Oh, when have you got a window? Hola. So, what's up, man? Sit down and face forward. Now, I don't have a lot of time. I know you need money. Did Michael tell you about Life Invader? Oh, [ __ ] Y'all two did that? Look forward. We're two strangers having a friendly chat. And don't pretend that you liked Jane Norris. Oh
man, I don't know, homie. I mean, yeah, the dude outsource worked the child slaves, then stole and sold everybody's private information and even ripped his own friends ideas off and walked around like the Messiah while doing it. But man, I don't think the [ __ ] deserve to have his [ __ ] head blowed off on TV. Oh well, aren't you just a moral majority? You know, that's why the world is the way it is today when a paid thug gets all namby pami when someone asks him to act like a paid thug and for
a good cause. Man, check this out, homie. I like blowing [ __ ] fool's heads off just as much as the next psychotic [ __ ] But I just don't look at the [ __ ] as doing a good deed. Well, now you can, cuz it's not fool's heads, it's [ __ ] heads. And not just heads, you know, trashing cars or planning lies, forging evidence, anything we can do to take the battle back to these turds. You know, we'll fix the market in our favor and we'll write a few wrongs while we're at it.
Oh [ __ ] Okay, cool. Right. So, you heard of Mollis? Hell yeah. Okay, so there's a new mollis, sort of a super mollis, and it's called priopolds. It's giving the living rigamortis. Only Brett Lowry, CEO of Billington Research, paid off the FDA, and he doesn't care that his hardness pills are giving desperate middle-aged men the world over heart attacks. Damn, man, that sucks. Yeah, it does. Now, Mr. Greedy Lowry is staying at the Von Craenberg Hotel in Richmond. Of course, he'll be well protected, but if he goes away, then America goes back to using
Mollis and Beta Pharmaceuticals gets a big bump in the price of their stock. Damn, man. All right, [ __ ] it. I got you. I thought that you would. Now, consider using a sniper rifle or sticky bombs, you know, whatever. Do it your way, however you want. I'm going to make the investment. We don't speak about this or anything. Now, walk away. Now, stay here till you're gone. You learn something every day. Okay then, dude. I'm so dude. [ __ ] you. I have no time for drama. Heat. Heat. Wow. Wow. Let's move it out,
people. We need this area cleared. Keep your eye out for anything unusual. Let's see if we can get through one day without some wannabe hippie waving an Man, you get what you give out, Mr. Larry. We got a shooter. Take cover. Shots fired. Shots fired. Where is that son of a [ __ ] Keep your eyes open. He's here somewhere. Boss is down. Get an ambulance now. No, no. I don't need that car, dog. Hey, it's done. I know. Good work. All right. Well, [ __ ] Let me know about the next thing. We'll do.
But before that, I've got to tell you something. Our investment portfolio is getting a little uh successful. So, I figured we needed some tangible assets and new property. So, we bought a house in the Vinewood Hills. Yeah, sure, man. Whatever. You know best about this [ __ ] And we needed someone to live there for tax purposes. So, some guys are moving your stuff in. Oh, [ __ ] Meaning I don't have to live with my crazy ass aunt no more, man. I don't know what the [ __ ] to say, dog. Don't say anything.
Especially if a man in a suit comes to the door. Ah, I'm joking. That probably isn't going to happen. It's yours. Enjoy it. 3671 Wispy Mound Drive. Okay. You know Redwood cigarettes? Sure. The cigarette that built America. They've rigged a jury to throw a class action lawsuit that would cover the treatment cost of thousands of emphyma sufferers. There are four corrupt jurors on Redwood's books. I'll send you the details. Oh, and we only have a few hours to make them disappear. The court case is tomorrow morning. Is that all, dog? [ __ ] That's quite
a favor. And that's quite a house you're living in. Get this done quickly and I'll try to throw in a sweetener as well. Now, I'd advise picking up some long range hardware to get this job done. You'll be helping a lot of people with this, Franklin, including anyone who might have a sizable investment in, say, uh, Debonire cigarettes. Christ. Oh, no. Whatever, dude. Yeah. [ __ ] you. Who cares? I think I saw you in a magazine once. If you've got a pen, I could sign your tits. I do that a lot. It's all about
working the tie ends. Get down and lay down. Ain't nothing personal. [screaming] [ __ ] sucking [ __ ] [screaming] You look like a fire. How's it? Going nuts. Many women out here. Today Hey, that [ __ ] was [ __ ] up last night, right? Watch out. Hey, that route is fine. You heard me? Yeah. [ __ ] man. [screaming] Must have better appreciate this [ __ ] Come on. [screaming] Oh my gosh. Sorry about that. Wow. You [ __ ] Just leave your price. Unbelievable. [groaning] Okay, that ought to do it. Hey, L.
It's done, homie. All of them. Very good. I'll be in touch. What is wrong with you smoking in my house? You know, ever since that psychotic pal of [music] yours turned up, you've turned into an even bigger [ __ ] Thank you. Your support in my difficult times means the world to me. I've supported you. I left everything to come here with you and still that crazy bastard turns up. I'll handle it. How? I don't know. Oh, you know what? Just keep him away from me and the children. You lowife hormongering ass wipe. Did someone
say yoga? No, I think she said hormongering ass wipe. Hello, Fabian darling. Namaste, Amanda. Are we ready to practice? Yes. Oh, yes. She's very centered. A regular oasis of peace and tranquility this one. Anger issues and worse friends. No wonder I'm so upset. You too. Please. Namaste. We practice. Miguel, join us, please. No, please. No. No. No. The yoga is for sharing. Come. Come. Miguel, come. Awesome. So, Fab, if you can make me as happy and mellow as my wife, it'll be a job well [ __ ] done. We are all on our own journeys,
Mel. Yeah, no doubts. That's why she driving a tank on hers. Perhaps to deal with your hostility, [music] Michael. Now here is good. We have the sun and the murabunda. [music] The [ __ ] Now we begin and put the [ __ ] to the earth. Yes. We begin each sequence katasana. Yes. Or mountain pose. All right. mouth and anos are perfectly in line. Show him. It is perfect. Now, I don't know about this. Les through the nose and out the mouth. Let it out, baby. It moves. Amazing. In the nose, out the mouth. Okay,
doc. strength. Mikuel, in and out with the breast, Mikuel, breathe out, please. There. Strong like an erection of your youth. This is going to have to do. Now, we will do something more complicated. Sometimes when I do this pose, I weep uncontrollably for hours. Oh wow. [laughter] You feel that? [gasps] The emotion inside. Let it go. [laughter] Michael, join us. Okay. I feel like I'm channeling [ __ ] right now. Breathe, Mikuel. Let it out. You're turning red. How many years of marriage and this is the first time he's taken an interest in my hobbies?
The silly man forgets to breathe. Tate tater. Now you breathe out. Suza's wrinkled lips. He's actually trying. I can't believe it. You can breathe, can't you? Keep it tight. I'm about to feel some emotions. All right. Remember, children, do not fear the unknown. We are the unknown. Show us, Amanda. I don't think Michael's up to this. He may surprise you. Plank. Plank. Chhataranga. Chada. Yeah. Beautiful. Everything is flowing in me. [sighs] [gasps] [sighs] Mike, would you? [snorts] Your core is very weak. Miguel, take in the air and release it. Your inner eye. Breathe, please. Miguel,
out through the mouth. Isn't this better than robbing, murdering, and being an [ __ ] Breathing is almost the most important thing. No. Oh, you got to start braiding those armpits, Amanda. This is not how it is done. Be present, please. Your lungs, they work. Yes. Let it go. Your aura is just like, wow. Take in the air and release it. [sighs] When we met, he was actually limber. Breathe. Please, Michael. Exhale. If it's too much, just go into child's pose. Breathing is almost the most important thing. No. [sighs] No vanity. Come on. Your lungs,
they work. Yes. Out through the mouth. Lengthen. Strengthen. Take in the air and release it. [sighs] Now, if you could just get Trevor on a yoga mat. Breathe, please. Mikuel, out with the breath. Not bad. You have come a long way today, Mikuel. Yes, later you will cry like a baby. Yeah, right. His chakras are completely blocked. Don't worry about him. Show me a downward dog. I'm glad we have helped with your impetence, Miguel. What' you say? Your sexual energies have been blocked for too long. Back into my pelvis. Back. Back. Back. Yes. There you
go. Oh. Oh. Enough of that. Yoga is the answer. Mikuel. But what is the question? Uh, why am I such a [ __ ] We are leaving and we are never coming back. Good. You are alone. You pathetic psychopath. [ __ ] you. Hand that bony fridge [ __ ] Yogi. Jimmy, you still here? James, go away. Oh, yeah. [ __ ] you. You know what? If there was a rape button, I'd be using nice TV. Did I pay for that? Yeah. You smashed the other one, didn't you? You just shot him in the face.
All right. Come on. I want to go for a ride. I got to meet a friend. All right. So, I'll go meet him with you. Come on. I want to get out of the house. I'm not going alone. Come on. This is [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Threatening to molest your online buddies is [ __ ] They're not my buddies. They're the only people you speak to. So, where's your friend? Burger shot. What the Yeah, nice to see the kids are still hanging out at the burger joints. Me and the guys,
we'd go down to the diner after class every day. You know, get milkshakes, fries. Ew, please. You know, you're really creeping me out. I'm trying to relate to you. No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche. Oh, says the dope smoking game playing live at home world owes him a living millennial. I knew it. I knew it. The mask was going to slip. The monster's been exposed. The hell are you talking about? The real you. That bitter, vindictive old man. You pretend you're being a father, but you hate me,
don't you? I don't hate you, Jim. How many times? I love you. I'm sorry if I don't express that correctly. But why do you think we're here together? Because you're scared shitless of being alone. Oh, now you're an armchair psychologist, just like the rest of this city. You brought me here, Michael. Don't get surprised when some of the razledazzle rubs off. Well, I thought you'd keep your head, you know, see through some of the [ __ ] Maybe that's what I'm trying to do. If you think you're walking around a town full of idiots with
your Midwestern picket fence values, you really have to meet my friend. Yeah, I really do. Then please don't get weird. For once in your life, don't be weird. Hey Get out of the way. There he is. The friendly neighborhood drug dealer. Yo, [laughter] man. What's up? What's up, man? Good to see you. What are you turning tricks to pay for this [ __ ] Huh? Hey, who's your old man? It's my dad. Oh, all right. [screaming] Mr. De Santo. Yeah. You the kid selling Jimmy pot by the pound? [laughter] Ah, Jimmy. Bro, your dad's funny,
man. Come on. Do this [ __ ] and let's get going. Oh, yeah. You You got that other thing? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on now. What the [ __ ] Jimmy? Just Just hold on a second. Oh, all right. All right. Later on. Careful with that. Hey, let's bounce. Bounce. We're bouncing now. Is that what we're doing? Jesus [ __ ] Christ. All righty then. Now what? What's up, man? Can we just get back to the house, please? So, uh, want a drink? I'm driving. Because normally you're such a between the white lines,
friend to the pedestrian kind of guy. Fine, give it here. Okay, your turn. Maybe when we get home. Ah, who's the square now? I'm starting to feel a little woozy. You're fine. No, really. This is not Chill out. You're just paranoid. This is not paranoia. This is totally justified concern. You should see yourself. Jim Jim, I hope it's going to be a stressfree day. Would you quit? I got to pull over. Oh, who's in there? It's harmless. Vets have been using it for decades. What? You anesthetize me? You [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm
protecting you from yourself. Also, I took money from your bank account and I'm moving out. All right. You're too crazy, Dad. Goodbye, Jimmy. Hey, bloody hell. Help [screaming] [laughter] me out. Yep. [screaming] Jimmy, you little [ __ ] Hello. [screaming] I'm back. Michael, I think you finally lost your mind. Your recent behavior and the company you've been [music] keeping already had me very concerned. Now you've taken to attacking my Fabian, who is a close friend. And then Jimmy said you took drugs while driving him in your car. [sighs] Well, we've decided to move out for
a while. You promised me you'd change and you haven't changed a bit. I know you say I always act like I'm in a movie. Well, this isn't that. I think I'm going to speak to a lawyer. I'm just really confused. Please don't try to contact us and try not to get yourself killed. Amanda, [ __ ] All right. The [ __ ] is this [ __ ] We handled your little immigration problem. Whoever the [ __ ] it was. We're straight. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. You killed people. You tortured people. Committed a litany of other
crimes. Oh, we're so straight. You and me. We're arrows. Davey, you can't do anything about this [ __ ] turd. Yeah, Dave, what can you do about me? Here's Trevor. Get your raid. Lookie lookie. Huh? Bunch of government [ __ ] bags and their favorite stoolie. What's he been telling you? Oh, he just said how you guys were happy to help the government in any way you can. Oh, really? Huh? Because I was told that if we helped out with that thing, which we did, then our past indiscretions would be forgotten in a haze of
patriotic fervor. Who told you that? Did I tell you that? I'm in charge here, Fruity. Me. You understand? Not quite. Well, can you explain that again? What I was saying? [laughter] Oh, you're good. Then we need help with something else. Some of the government, some of it is pretty corrupt. Not uh not your bit, right? Yes, but we're corrupt in a good way. But the agency, they want to encourage panic so they can guarantee their budgets. That's how they get paid. It's a major problem. And now they've secured some funds that we need to use
in our fight against crime as a way of bribing corrupt officials. Really? And where are they getting that from? Drugs. Those bastards love to sell drugs. Who doesn't? We [sighs] think they're going to use this money to finance a war on our streets, and we need you boys to requisition that money for us. The bonds are leaving the terminal in an armored car. Yeah, [ __ ] you, Dave. We don't have time to prepare the right way. It's not my concern. I cannot allocate any more resources to this. You'll be fine. [ __ ] you,
Dave. Nice work, Slick. We're going to be doing pat downs at the airport. Those [ __ ] clowns are done with us. Yeah. [ __ ] you. Hey. Hey, look, man. It is what it is. Now, how the [ __ ] we going to get this done? I don't know. I got it. Classic Blitz play. It's an industrial area, right? So, I'm thinking vehicles. Trash truck to block, tow truck to sack them. We get some disguises and we're golden. We just got to hope like hell these are the kind of agency men that don't carry
a panic button with them. They are, we deal with it if and when. If and [ __ ] when. I will keep my eyes peeled, General. Thank you, Michael. Hey, no problem. No, really. All right, guys. A few more details. We'll need boiler suits and masks for this job. The garbage truck. Let's get one from your park. Bring it back to the lot. And there's an auto repair place by the airport where we can get a tow truck. What else? Uh oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get away. That would be nice. Get something fast and discreet.
We park it off the road a good distance from the lot and make sure it ain't near something we'll crash into driving off. That's it. All right, man. I got you, dog. What? Huh? I missed that. Maybe shout a little louder. Bite me. Oh man, the smoke. Tow truck is at the lot. Heat. Heat. Come out. You got the day off, homie. Jesus Christ. Heat. Heat. That's the garbage truck. Tracy, baby, you called? Yeah. Look, Dad, we're worried. I'm worried, too. I really want to see you. Well, I don't want to see you. You need
help. Like serious, serious help. And if you don't get it, you're going to be killed. Tracy, I love you, but you don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about. I tried, Daddy. That's all I could do. Wow. Hell of a selection, isn't it? All right, boiler suits taken care of. I know Eat me. [ __ ] That's it. Let's do this then, [ __ ] Yeah, bring it. Oh my god. All right, I got some masks. We're all going to look real pretty. A heat. We got a getaway car stashed and ready to
go. Cool, dog. [ __ ] Where is it at? San Andreas. I need that fire. You ready to do this? Yep. Got everything we need. Okay, so move already. When you get the stuff, bring it to Devon Weston. You met him at our internal rendition site. He's a major player in the investment world, so treat him with respect. I'll show him as much respect as a friend of yours deserves. Hey, what's cracking? What's he at? Right there. So, we really going to do this [ __ ] We going to risk our lives to rob some
[ __ ] government killers again? Yeah. Hey. All right. So, listen up. Here's the plan. All right, Trevor. Yeah. I want you in this position up here. Okay. You're on lookout. Give me a heads up when the armored car comes by. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to be right here in the garbage truck blocking the roadway. Franklin, you're in the alley in a tow truck. Hope is they pull right up in front of you. When they do, you come at them hard. Bam. [ __ ] Here's hoping. Yeah. After the hit, we blast open the doors,
grab up all the cash, bonds, whatever it is. I take it to Hannes guy. It's all a little hopeful, homie. As long as I am not on the ground when the [ __ ] goes down. Okay. When the [ __ ] goes down, we'll handle it. You stay up here on your post, eyes peeled. Yeah. Okay. We'll take the risk. Sound cool. [ __ ] True to professional, dog. And at least we're not wearing clown outfits. There's a plus, right? The masks. What? Let's see what we got here, huh? Real professional. [laughter] Let's do this.
Let's go. Go. [ __ ] head. All right, T. I'm in position. What's the ETA? Just a second. There they are. Incoming. Get ready to do your thing. All right, Mike. Move it. Get moving, M. Across both lanes. Remember, just stop the truck and keep it stationary. All right, I'm pulled up. Get ready, Frank. Sanitation aren't meant to be here today. Hey man, I got these [ __ ] Boom. All right, make it happen. Plant sticky bombs. Okay. Okay. F. Get away from the door. Blow the doors. Everyone out. Let's go. On the ground now.
Move it for [ __ ] years. I'm [ __ ] deaf. You complete pricks. Clean out the van. I got the guards. The alarm's been tripped. The cops will be swarming here in 10 seconds. You better run. Shut the [ __ ] up. Come on. Good to go. Sounds like they coming in numbers, homie. They got a panic button. All right. Whole lot of cops on the way. [screaming] Getting covered by those barriers. I'm going up here. [ __ ] Fall back. We'll [screaming] never get out of here. We got to hold position. Hey, this
going to be a nasty [ __ ] man. [screaming] Yeah, I got your back. Let me know. I'm up here watching over you boys. Well, one of you more than the other. Look out behind. Cops coming from out the alley on the left. You don't plug that alley, you're going to get overrun. [groaning and screaming] D, I'm here to help. Hey, me, too. Clean up here. Hold your nerve. We put these guys down, we can clear the area. I'm up here with a rocket launcher, guys. Keep out of my way. [screaming] [ __ ] all
over the place. Be careful with that thing. Nobody. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. Hey, when these [ __ ] going to stand out, [groaning and screaming] don't mind me. All we got to do is ride this out. Just hold on. There's tons of these [ __ ] Hold them. Now [groaning] cops coming down the front. Look out. [screaming] You're going now. [ __ ] man. They here at the front. Hey, I got these dudes. Hey, when we bailing out of here, this one's out of it. No way out. Back down, [ __
] Screw you. There's more dudes in front of here. Back off. Suspect is back. [groaning and screaming] I got you. Hold them down. Catch them on the back of your foot. T, there's some snipers up on the opposite roof, dog. Over to the right, man. You got to take them out. down. Just hold on. Snipers are gone. We're clear. Cops on the left here. [screaming] I dropped that [ __ ] cop. [groaning] Hey, they got gunmen in that chopper. I'd get rid of him quick. Woo! Wee! Take out the heli, man. Dude went down. You
should have let us go. They're thinning out. This could be our chance to go. I'll deliver the bonds. F. You dump the trash truck. The government don't need me no more. This [ __ ] Hey, man. [ __ ] You look after yourself, dog. All right. Shoot that guy. Kill him. Hey, I think I'm going record. Jesus. Hey, what are you doing? Stay positive. You ain't [ __ ] looking for a job. Trying not to kill my piece of [ __ ] Let's go. Get back. You're [ __ ] dead. Hey, that's crazy, homie. [
__ ] Everything cool? Yeah, man. [ __ ] That trash truck is trash, dog. You good? Nice work. I'm about to meet this guy. I'll tell you how it goes. Got a package for Devon Weston. Package for Mr. Weston. Come on. Yeah. And I'm telling you that I don't give a flying [ __ ] There you go. There you go. Boom. So long, [ __ ] Devin Weston. I remember you. The weekend interrogator. Invest wisely. Hey, hey, hold on. Hold on. We're not done here yet. I got a job for you, bro. Five top quality
scores, big ticket cars, major payday, bro. Sounds great. I got just the guy for you. I'll put you in touch. No, no, no, no. I don't want just some dude. I want you. I want your crew. I want pros on this. Yeah, I don't give a [ __ ] what you want, Pencileneck. I'll let him know you're interested. I guess I just got you figured wrong, man. Hey, what's the figure? Tell me something. You like football? I got a stake in a sports investment venture. You like the market? I got some funds you can manage.
Name your poison, man. I just like sitting around watching old movies. Oh, there we go. How about I hook you up with Solomon Richards? [ __ ] Solomon Richards, the movie producer. Yeah, he's retiring, man. and I'm doing a finance deal for his studio. I will make the connect just as soon as you all right. Oh man, Solomon Richards, have a good one, boys. Hey, what up, Michael? Hey, man. Listen, I got an interesting opportunity for you. An acquaintance of Dave's. An FIB contact? Are you joking? Relax. It's the guy's private sector. Very wealthy. Could
be lucrative. Why don't you meet him and see what you think? All right. Yeah. Yeah. I'll think about it. All right. Me and Trevor will be there, too. I promise you it's a step up for you. A real opportunity. Well, you've made it in the end. Please take a seat. Hey, you mind if I don't, Doc? No, do as you like. Yeah, thanks. Oh, man. Man, Dan. You know what? Look, I'm just going to take off. I'm not in the mood for this [ __ ] This [ __ ] [ __ ] As you wish.
Michael, can I ask you something, Doc? I mean, you're a wise, kind, know-it-all kind of guy. [laughter] Go ahead. Do you believe in evil? No. No, I don't. I'm a man of science. Evil is a construct made by people who wish to indulge childish fantasies or by people who wish to judge others. It all comes back to the father mother syndrome, which is what we spent last year on. Yeah, well, you obviously never met my old buddy. We call him Tony. I thought he was called Trevor. Oh [ __ ] that's right. I forgot I
told you about him. God, don't worry. Hey, everything you tell me is in strict confidence. Didn't you tell me that if I turn things over, you'll start it again? That the universe would find some way to forgive me. Wasn't that you? And have you turned things over? Well, no. I mean, you know, not really. But that's not the point. I mean, I I wanted to. That is the point. What's been going on exactly, Michael? I think you'll call this a bad relapse. Relapse is a vital part of recovery. [laughter] Yeah, that's a hard one to
explain. [sighs] The FIB is making me, let's just say one man's patriotism is another man's atrocity. My old pal Trevor, he's got me stealing nukes or some [ __ ] off government contractors. My wife's left me. My kids, too. My [ __ ] son drugged me. I tried to kill a yoga teacher. You're giving me facts. You're not telling me how you feel. I worry about your emotional health. Michael H. Anything else you want to tell me? Not really. I mean, I've been working on myself. Just stole a couple cars, a few. There's nothing serious.
Good. Good. But I hope we're not back justifying the unjustifiable, my friend. I just don't like myself very much, Doc. That's the truth. What about your sexual problems, Michael? I've been well. I mean, I've had thoughts, but I've been good. Not a single problem. We all have thoughts, Michael. Not acting on them is real progress. If [sighs] I could just get all these people off my back, doc, I'd be doing a lot better. Fascinating. You may actually be a rare combination of a sociopath and a diluted psychopath. Either that or a more classic case of
a weak pup who was weaned too soon by an angry mother. What the hell does that mean? It means that's about all we have time for. I really want you to work on yourself. Think about the person you'd like to be and really obsess about it. Next week, I'll tell you how to become that person. And remember, brother, we're all rowing together now. Cross that ocean. Oh, by the way, your insurance ran out. Listen, I don't suppose you could pay cash from now on. If I'm hearing correctly, you've clearly got some. Yeah. Okay. Close the
door on your way out. And buddy, chin up. Okay. Hello, Slick. Oh, you must be Michael's boy. Oh, man. Sometimes enlightenment, it can be a real [ __ ] Good to meet you. Yeah, likewise, homie. Here. You're a competent repo guy. Yes. This is kind of like a little hobby of mine. Requisitioning the underappreciated possessions of my contemporaries for some wealthy communists in China who will value them much more. What? Robbing my so-called friends, slick. Why? Why? Because they have things nobody else has. Because they can afford it. Because frankly, I'm rich enough to do
whatever the [ __ ] I want. And you're poor enough not to ask me any goddamn stupid questions. Now, I mean that as a friend. Namaste. That's a nice [ __ ] speech about the value of friendship. Oh, of course. You must be the creepy one. That's coming from you, please. What's going on? You're going to dress up as traffic cops, and you're going to rob two trust fund kids that I know and dislike intensely. Why? We can get a good price for the vehicles in Asia. Look, complete the work. You'll all be well paid.
You're late, sugar tits. Yep. So, what's going on? Oh, you finally get to realize your childhood dream and dress up as a cop. Mr. Weston's research team suggests the two boys like to ride on the Sonora Freeway. Sounds manageable. Hey, you two get going. Let's go, T. Dog, I don't know if this [ __ ] is for me, homie. My life's already way the [ __ ] out of control. All right, look. I'm a Darwinist brother. All right. Some prosper and some struggle. Now, are you out of your goddamn mind? This is your lucky break.
Choose. Now, are you going to do this or have you simply found your level in life? I guess we'll find out. Yeah, I guess we will, homie. Hey, Frank. Hey, I'm nearly with these dudes, man. You guys comfortable on your end? Yeah, I guess. We look pretty ridiculous. All right, man. Look, I'll see you soon. Yeah, we'll pick you up coming through Grape Seed. Get the drivers there and get them going at speed. I'm telling you, 2.7 mm. We're going to [ __ ] those 2.7. How about we see which one of you two is
for real? So, get in your cars and let's see if they move as fast as your mouth. The fool wants to race us. We were just getting out of here anyway. All right. [music] Eat me. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [ __ ] Heat. Hey, we coming up now, man. Be there in a few seconds. Got it. Whatever. Here they come. I'll tell you about that later. They going to stop with us back here. We got to get right up behind them. This one's on the wrong side of the road. I'll stay on him.
Now come if you can handle it. I don't think they can hear the sirens. We've got to get close. Long as we can keep with them, we'll pull this off. when I catch these [ __ ] [screaming] And we got to stick with them. They got to stop sometime. Let's do this. Let's get them. We're driving into Pledo Bay. Traffic might slow them down. Our patience will be rewarded. Stay with them. How far are they taking us? I can swear we've circled half the state. Frank's at the back. I think they wanted to stop and
take the booking. Am I gaining on them or is that my imagination? Where is the police? Stop your car now. Time and safe place to stop and pull over. They're slowing down. This looks like our shot. Good. My ass is dead. side of the road. Now over to the side of the road. Pulling over now. Get out your stop on the bridge. They're pulling over. Okay. Whoa. Hey, stay in the car there, homeboy. I'll deal with you later. Yeah, [ __ ] you, too. You know how fast you were going? Yeah, I don't know, officer.
I uh try to keep it under the limit. Well, you and your boys look like you were drag racing from where we are sitting there. So, uh why don't you get yourself out of the car? Come on, officer. Officer. Officer. Entirely messy. Yes, it is. Get on. Come on. Hands on the car. Let's go. Come on. Get out of the [ __ ] car. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. What you doing? [ __ ] car. All right. We got to make sure. Get out of the [ __ ] car, you pintsized prick. You, you little [
__ ] Get the [ __ ] out of here. Go on. Hey man, you know how hard it was to drive slow enough to stay with these fools? Let's have a real race. Oh, you talk a good game. Okay, just don't scratch the cars. Speak. Ah, the lady from before. Devon's assistant. Good to be working with you. It's Molly Schultz, senior vice president and general counsel to Mr. Weston's [music] Holding Company. And if you think it's good to be working with Common Thieves, well, you're very mistaken. Have you got the cars? Wow, the whole resume.
Yeah, we got the cars. Bring them to Hayes Auto on Little Big Horn in South Los Santos. Mr. Weston [music] and I will meet you there. Hey, just spoke to Devon's man, woman, lawyer person. I'll be waiting at Hayes Auto in South LS for you idiots to show up. Yeah, right, fool. I'm way out in front, guys. I can still take you. You believe that? I'm just biting my time. The car got away from me. Hey, Frank. Yeah. What' I tell you, bro? These cars, this is an opportunity. Yeah, if you say so. You know
what? Right before I met you, I was boosting Rise and Racer. It feels like it come full circle to me. Come on. No, I'm serious. If you hadn't got me fired from my repo job, this exactly the kind of [ __ ] I'll be doing. So, thanks, dog. After all the crap we've been through, man, you got me right back where I'll be at anyway. Hey, look, Devin Weston. He ain't like anyone you worked for before, man. He runs his mouth, wants me to push cars, and most likely going to be paying me a fraction
of what they worth. He don't sound that different to be honest. You must know who this guy is. Look him up. He's the real deal. I've seen his house. He can make things happen. So he like to you what you were to me. I've seen your house. I think this dude can take me places. Yeah, maybe something like that. Did anyone see that? What's your angle, Mike? What do you mean? Like, how am I going to beat your ass in this race? Don't worry, I'm taking care of that. I mean, is it just a smell
of green or is there some other thing with this guy and you? You know, feels funky. Hey, I'm just trying to do what's best for Frank. you know, help him make the best of the chances he's given. Hey, if it's about the girl, I saw her first. Don't get too creepy. All right, she's a professional woman who's doing her job. And leave it at that. No sexual harassment in the workplace, T. Not on my watch. I'm serious. Both of you back off her. Gentlemen, I love you all. Oh god, this is going to be fantastic.
One kid and two old creeps. Who the [ __ ] would have thought of? Gentlemen, move the vehicles. Hey, give me five. Five and five. Oh, hey, chest kiss, homie. Boom, dog. Come on, man. You got the [ __ ] paper? Abso fuckingutely. Look, you finish the job, you get the paper. But the order was for five cars. If I'm not mistaken, that's only two. Just give me the [ __ ] money now. Oh, I'm so scared. I really, really am. But you know what? I'm a payment on completion of work type of guy. You
don't like the job, take a [ __ ] walk. Like, come on, man. Hold on. So, what's next, man? Well, it's the Z type Chad Mulligan. Lay it on him, kid. Mulligan's a record producer. He's going through a messy divorce. He's hiding his valuable assets, including the car. So, that makes it complicated. He'll clock any ground surveillance we run. All we've got to go on is that the cars in a lockup in Howick. So, we just go house to house. Not quite. We have access to an LSPD helicopter. The computer on board can ID pedestrians
from a chip in their driver's license. Find Mulligan and Howick. Follow him to the lockup. Someone on the ground collects the car. All right. So, who does what? You're not needed for this job. Phillips, you're in the chopper. Clinton, you're on the ground. Yeah, I don't understand the deal between you two. Yeah, well, I don't understand the deal between you two either. But you know what? Life, it's just one long mystery. Bye-bye, gentlemen, and stay spiritual. Oh, and Michael, I'll be in touch about your friend, Solomon. All right, good. Heat. Heat. Hello. Come in. Come
in. Thanks. You must be Michael. Yeah. You know, I used to have three secretaries. Now I have to make my own coffee and give myself a happy ending. See, the ships are coming in, but the walls will hold us. Nelson in Naples. Pluto. I said Mars, you [ __ ] Shoulder of Orion. Two. Deon Weston said you were a fan. Huge fan. Tell me, Michael. Devin Weston. Did he Does he want you to bump me off? No, not at all. He said you were retiring but might need some help on a movie. Only [ __
] retire, Michael. Him and my son, they want to put me out to pasture so they can turn this place into condos or a theme park or something. But this place is a dream factory. Well, maybe they have different dreams. Some days I don't blame them. You know, they always say never work with children or animals. Well, I want to add to that list. Never work with directors or actors. This picture is going to kill me. All right, so what's it about? It's perfect. Set in Liberty City, Meltdown. It's all being shot on green screen
right out back there. We take a look at the financial crisis and then we boil it all down into a really simplistic battle between two yuppies with lots of training montages. So, what's the problem? Milton Mroy. I cast him in the second lead because he's cheap. Zero talent. Incidentally, well, he's got this new agent, Roco Pelosi. He's been hassling us about renegotiating the deal. So now he's holding up shooting until he gets paid. That sounds problematic. It would be if the director wanted to shoot. Anton Bodlair. Ever heard of him? That doesn't surprise me. Now
he's having a mental breakdown, pissing all over himself. Who knows where? All right, looks like you got yourself that new assistant, but no happy endings. I love you already. [laughter] Hey, Solomon. I was just doing that thing. Good. Good. Now, I realized in my excitement I forgot some details. Yeah, it seemed obvious. You want this Pelosi guy clipped? No. God, no. Is that an option? No. No. No. Bad idea. Bad idea. No clipping anyone. Just teach him some manners. He's also in my director's ear as well, if you'd believe it. So, teach this punk a
lesson and bring the talent back to set. Ideally, in a more collaborative mood. I'll see what I can do. They all going to be at the club. I'm told it isn't a club so much as a rat pit. Anton and Milton are supposed to be there, and Pelosi's on the way to pick them up. He's taking them to his lawyer to sign the contracts. So, if he hears there's someone from the studio coming, he'll get him out fast. All right, I'll go in quiet. I'll see you on the set, boss. Gentlemen, how you like this
space? It's going to be an EDM paradise. There's going to be sparklers stuck in bottles, implants, [ __ ] stamps, all the real [ __ ] That's Pelosi Entertainment. Now, give me a minute here. Just a minute. Got to go grab something inside. Johnny, we nearly got the club. We're finally a go. Now you take care of these guys. No cold feet. Okay, let's go. We actually kind of scale they run Excuse me. God damn it. [ __ ] There you are. Mr. Richards has been worried sick. You get lost, wrinkles. Who's this jackass? Hey,
you. Oh, turns out these guys are in love with their contract. So, they'll be going back to the set with me. Can you believe this [ __ ] clown? No, this guy's all mine. [screaming] Who are we rooting for? The gray one or the All right, spray. We're going to make a new deal. You leave my people alone and I don't toss you off this roof. All right. Yeah. Okay. Sure, man. Sure. All right, let's get back to the lot. I don't know who you think you are. Look, you can bully him, but you can't
bully talent, buddy. We are not shooting until I get a new deal. Can't bully talent. Just watch me. You're going to be a good boy when I'm done. I don't know who you think you are. jumped up to studio security. I ain't security. I'm Solomon's assistant. If you give me a rock, I'll do any picture you want. Enough of this craziness. Can I just say I was just in this for the promise of strong drugs. I don't want a new deal. So much has to be off the show entirely. I've got a feeling you might
want to reconsider as well. I'll do anything but one last rock. We're low enough. Should we jump? We'd still die, wouldn't we? Look. Enough. Enough. All right, I'll do the shitty movie for the shitty money. I'll do anything you want. I'll blow you. It just stop. Okay, see that wasn't so hard. Now, let's get you back to work. Hey, Milton, watch. I think you owe an apology to Mr. Richards. Would I be in pain? No, you should apologize to me. A brutal honesty, bud. You're not that good. It feels phoned. You're lucky you're working at
all. You're kidding me, right? I am an artist, dude. I'm your apologizing when you see Solomon. You say sorry for the misunderstanding, sir. And you will always always appreciate the opportunity he's given you. Look, I just wanted a better deal. Everyone wants a better deal. Everyone serving coffee, selling cars, typing in spreadsheets wants a better deal. Now, where am I putting this thing down? When Devin Weston came to do a studio visit, he used the empty water tank. All right, then we'll do the same. Put it there. The water tank turn parking lot. Setting it
down. I know Solomon is anxious to see you. Look, I'm feeling a little beat up. How about I call my guy, go on a little jolly, and call Solomon from wherever I wake up in in a week. How about you see him right now and we go flying again? If you even look like you'll fail a piss test at any point on this shoot. What a wonderful surprise. Anton, my boy, you're an artist. I know that. And this story is the best kind of art. A simplistic, cliché ridden pile of dross that you will turn
into magic. Get a grip. I love you. So, Solomon Milton here has a little something he wants to say to you. Say it. Uh, I I just just want to say that I'm sorry for any misunderstanding, sir, and I I appreciate all the opportunities that that that you've given me. Of course. Of course. Michael, what can I say? You're a natural. I love you. You're too kind. No, no, I mean it. I don't mean to presume, but would it be okay if I gave you a shout? This shoot seems cursed for some reason or another.
I need an associate producer. I'd love that. We'll talk soon. I got to go. A hell yeah. Hell yeah. Ah, Brother O'Neal. [ __ ] you, man. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're the guy stealing contracts. You burnt the farm, killed my brothers. You had too many brothers. They needed culling. You're [ __ ] dead, aren't we all? We live and we die. That's our curse. Hey, you want to expedite the situation? Come [ __ ] find me. This Poochie Beach, Los Santos, you inbred hillbilly [ __ ] I'll be there, man. I don't know when, but
I'll be there. Devon Weston sent me. Oh. Oh, right. Uh, the helellipad is on the roof. I think I'm going to fix your attitude. No, you got the wrong guy, man. You pissed off the wrong cop, maggot. Please, please, just take it easy. You pissed off the rogue officer. What are you going to do to me? I'm putting your ass in the cage. Ride along. Get on board. Ride along. Sure. Let's go. Boot up the scanner thing. It can pick up those new ID cards. Right. When it's on, just fly where I point. Okay. Booting
up. You can use the sticks to move the camera. Zoom in and out. It'll pick up pedestrians carrying the 2012 SA state license. If you target them, the scanner accesses the database and pulls their record. Fine. I got a pal on the ground. We're going to go see. So, hey, you researching a movie or TV? You're a screenwriter, right? M. Not exactly. An actor? Kind of smells like you're researching a role. Hey, buddy. Look, I got a confession, okay? I'm not an actor or a writer or the son of a bigwick. I'm a criminal and
your boss has kind of sold you to me. Sold me? I'm afraid so. Like channels, huh? Now we got that clear. You need to know we're looking for a high value automobile. Once we find it, my guy in the ground will jack it and we're gra. So, um uh and then and then what's happening? And then ah spoiler alert, kid. We got over by the oil, Derek. My man, I'll give him a scan. Public exposure. What's the deal, Franklin? Man, [ __ ] that. I got a high ass, homie. One time I'll pick a brother
up with any old [ __ ] You want me to take it out on the LSPD representative sitting beside me? Man, just get to How dude we looking for is down that way. I'll follow the claw. How? You heard the man. Wherever you want to go. You arrested my Africanamean friend for a minor infraction. The LSPD disgusts me. It's not me. I mean, there's some bad apples in the department, but any accusation of a racist culture. Uh, you want to [ __ ] [screaming] me? You can [ __ ] the freeway. We do community outreach,
but we have minority quotas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your nice dick's got a minority quota. I should take Look, please. We come so far in the last two decades. You're lucky you can't use this thing with one hand and fly with the other. Come in, Franklin. We're in position over Howick Avenue. What's the name of the suspect? The dude's name is Chad Mulligan. All right, Chad Mulligan. Roger that. The stupid boxes. 10 years on the job and all they care about is the bottom line. Guess who's getting a work-related injury and suing your ass for six
figures? That's right. This guy, huh? Not our suspect. Two guys on a rooftop going at it. Lady downstairs in the bikini. Let's see if we can connect the dots. I got you, you creep. It's a free country. I know my rights. It's him. You got him. She's showing it off. She wanted me to look. You're a very sick man. Keep telling yourself that. She wanted it. If she wanted it, why are you sneaking around? Punch the creep. That's the buzz. You're both getting off on this. Don't try to deny it. I think you need help,
man. I ain't the pervert. You are. Swingers. Please hit him. [laughter] We ain't found him yet. This isn't the one. Come in, Franklin. Suspect's not in the area. I repeat, suspect not found in the area. All right. All right. He might be a couple blocks east of there. Roger that. Would you look at that couple? Finally, some normal, adjusted, healthy people in this horrible town. At the brothel, you can't be thinking about Tell me something nice about myself. Your eyes almost go together perfectly. Almost. That's all you got? I love you. But wait, make it
a little bit Say that with a smile. You look like my grandma did in 1920. I don't know what to make of that one, but I really appreciate the thought. Okay. All right. Come in, Franklin. We've got a positive ID on the suspects. I repeat, we have visual on Chad Mulligan. No vehicle in sight. All right, look. Cool. We looking for his lockup, dog. All right, stay on and look out. Roger that. Out of the way, you bag of worms. Control your dog, [ __ ] Easy, pal. He's in quite a fragile state emotionally. Nice.
Great. You've upset him. We have lost sight of the suspect. Might have to send pilot boy down to draw him out. Hold on. Wait. You should come out from behind that building. Suspects on foot. Okay, I see the chopper. I ain't far away. Suspect stopped walking. Appears to be accessing a small garage. All right. All right. This is it. I'mma get the call. Hey, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] [screaming] Oh, [ __ ] What happened? Hey, look. Just stay on him, man, and let me know where he is. Suspect cited
going south on Dutch Drive. Suspect going west down toward Alarancho. Hey, where this [ __ ] [ __ ] at? Cargo going north on El Rancho. All units be advised. We have a possible joy rider heading west on how in a black Zype. Hey man, you getting other cops on this [ __ ] Nah, homie. Now you'd appreciate the authenticity. Oh, okay. Well, I [ __ ] don't. Tell unit 3, we have reports of dangerous driving in your sector. Uh, well, this is dropper unit 3. Reports are greatly exaggerated. Over your boy Chad nearly total
the score. Oh, Chad, that was close. Okay, I see the [ __ ] man. I got this. Hey, [ __ ] me, man. You see him? Suspect back on Del Pero heading west. Frank, you got to speed this up. He's getting away. Hey, you my eyes, right? Reckless driver cited crossing Dorset Drive. Suspect cited near the life invader offices. He's turned into an alley off Delero. Where is lost sight of suspect near a parking garage? Request ground units to investigate. Hey buddy, lower our altitude so I can see in. Slow and steady. This camera's giving
me a little air sickness. I get violent when I'm queasy. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'll keep her steady. All garage exits clear. Suspect is in the building. I can't see him. Need some help here, fly boy. Where is he? Uh, you can toggle to thermal vision if you think that would help. Well, you might have just earned yourself a reprieve. You know, I think I'm developing feelings for you. All right. Oh, this might help. Hey, can y'all still see me? I'm in the middle of the garage, man. Right here. I've got you. Hey, you reading other
heat signatures on this level? Near side of the garage on my left, there's a man in a car. This better be him. This better be the guy. Hey, that's the [ __ ] Thank you, Trevor Phillips. I know you think this car might be worth something, but it ain't cuz he ain't got no resale. Zil. Whoa, whoa, whoa. My baby. No, baby. Mr. Clinton. Hey, Molly. Right. I got that car for y'all. The Zype. Mr. Weston will be glad you caught us. He wanted to see it before we took off. We're on the way to
his personal hanger at Los Santos International. I'll tell them to expect you at the gate. All right. Hey, I'm delivering the ride to Los Santos International. Hey, is the lady going to be there or just a dick who ain't paying us till we get all the cars? [ __ ] I think they both going to be there, dog. Devon and Molly. Say hello from me to Molly. Man, I ain't hitting on nobody for you, man. Least of all her. Come on. Why not? About time I settle down. [ __ ] man. You need like a
line tamer or some [ __ ] This girl, man, she got balls, dog. But she needs some serious stones to handle your ass. Just say hello. Man, I ain't going to be a part of that. After everything I've done for you, you are just like Michael. So, uh, the old hanging Chad has only gone and reported that car stolen. [ __ ] And I spared this [ __ ] Hey, you just turned this into a book. Go easy on the score, kid. Man, it's hard driving with you up there watching me, dog. I get self-conscious
and [ __ ] Hey, I'm supposed to meet Devon Weston here. Mr. Weston's hanger is up there on the left. Oh, there she is. You know, if this beauty was a woman, I'd have to break my 20 and under rule. Man, I'll just stick to driving. All right. Hey, tell me something. You know how many of these things they made? Uh [ __ ] Like 10. No, not like 10, man. Exactly 10. Oh wow, man. You one of them type of dudes, huh? Tell you something. How'd you like to drive a car like this one
day, man? For real. Like this or this? Oh, man. Right back at me, homie. Really nice. Hey, you know something? You're not like those uh Snowbird retirey pals of yours. You are sharp, man. Man, I'm just looking for a paycheck for my services. No, no, don't worry. It'll come. That'll come. But right now, it is life lesson time, pal. You have got to wake up to what's real in this situation. Bro, take me right. I am opportunity. I'm security. I'm fast cars, [ __ ] I got the world on a plate. Those two clowns. Oh,
man. They are the worst kind of disaster that can ever come down. They are a fullcore meltdown. And you're just standing there soaking up major radiation. You have got to take stock, man. Make that call or it's too late. Yeah. All right, man. I will. Before it's too late, man. Yeah. Yeah. Just take any car and go. What is this? It's a thing. You said you wanted work. This is work. Uh-huh. And who's the guy? You'll see. Yes. Hi. [laughter] Hello. We're looking for Mr. Madraso. Patricia, for [ __ ] sake. Just let him in.
Right this way, gentlemen. [laughter] Patricia, get us something to drink, would you? Quickly. Good to see you again, Michael. [laughter] Likewise. It's my friend Trevor. Uh, sit down. Sit. Sit. Sit. What did you tell him about me? About Martin Madraso? Martine's an old friend of mine, Trevor. The truth. Martin is a terrifying psychopath who tried to kill me. Exactly. But some people, they no longer fear me as much as they used to. People who wear clothes to me. My cousin, you married in Michael. Well, apparently he's thinking about testifying against me. So, I have him
killed. I'm going to by you. Our debt was settled. This is a favor for a friend. But does friendship mean nothing these days? Uh, hello. What's the deal? This is him, Javier. He's flying off to Liberty City this afternoon and he's taking some files of mine, innocent files that um I need back. There's a gun set up in the hills. I have a man watching at the airport. We'll let you know. And when he flies by, shoot him down and get the files back. A man, what's a pay? Huh? Trevor, come on. You still want
the drink? Not now. All right, you grab a vehicle, something versatile. I'll handle the gun. All right. You need anything? Get me on the headset. Heat. Heat. Mike. Mike, you there? I got some poor bastard's dirt bike. Yeah, okay. Well, I ain't at the observatory yet. Start heading that way. By the way, I know why you took me there. To that guy's house. Understood. understood what? That he's a terrifying psycho and that you might have that in common. What is it? We got to work for him. We don't got to work for anyone. But I
read you, man, loud and clear. What are you talking about? All that Aztec stuff, those weird little artifacts. What? The little fertility statues, whatever. The guy has trouble getting it up. We'll clear two, three million on those. Easy. Perverts will pay anything for hope. We weren't casing the joint. We didn't agree to a fee for this job, so what's it all about? Okay, the guy lives well. That don't mean we're robbing him, but it does mean he's got money to pay people who help him. When the time comes, he'll do the right thing. If he
don't, please let me handle it. You don't get a wife like that without being rich and an [ __ ] right? The [ __ ] All right. I see the van with the gun in it. You nearby? Not far out. Shoot the plane down and I'll be ready. T, if you could see this gun, it might convince you Martine Madrato ain't someone to be messing with. The fancier the gun, the bigger the [ __ ] who owns it. Now take down the jet. Keep looking for it. There it is. I'll pass downtown. Got to shoot
in front to compensate for the speed of the jet. That'll go down next time. Give me a first strike. Plane's coming down. You want it? [music] Plugged into the air traffic control channel. Keep me updated. Yokeie dokie. There you go. Got to take this off road if I'm staying with the plane. There's a small jump coming up. [music] [screaming] This is flight November niner Charlie Echo. Our engine number two is blown. Roger. November 9 Charlie Echo. Flying 240. Say your souls on board. Pilot's fighting it, but he's going down. Good. Stay on it. Be the
finals. Flight November 9 of Charlie get your souls on board. Souls on board. Engine two totally lost. All hydraulics lost. All hydraulic systems are gone. Roger 9 Charlie Echo. Where are you putting it down? We're not going to make the runway. Going to have to ditch this son of a [ __ ] and hope for the best. How you doing out there? You still got him? I'm on him. He's past the airfield. Landing ain't going to be pretty. Where are you putting it down? Can you make the LMOC airfield? Can't pull it around. Have to
put it down in the field somewhere. [music] [music] There's a small matter of having to jump the moving train. We have no hydraulic systems, no elevator control, very little aileron control. Serious doubts of making a landing strip. Needs a ditch. Roger. November 9 Charlie Echo. If you lost your manual flight control system, pull your flaps. [music] Run. You better be working. Okay, this guy is going down any minute. Good. Let's hope he'll take out some pro farmer while he's at it. Only thing they farm out here is methamphetamine. Ah, Trevor Phillips country. God, I missed
it out here. You got to come visit sometime. Yeah, you know what? I'm good. Losing altitude rapidly. I'm going to have to bring it down in dirt. God help us. Roger. November 9 Charlie. What is your status? God help us. They're in the dirt. Good. Get the files and if the cousin made it, take him out. Sure thing. But seriously, bro, coming all the way out here, we got to get paid. Just do the job. I'll get us paid. T, how'd it go? Fine. Just fine. I got the files. I'll take him to Madrezo and
explain the human cost of this errand. No, take it easy, man. Listen to me. We'll talk about that later. I want you to just drop off the files. I got to get rid of this rifle, then we'll talk. What? Jeez. Let's go in the water tomorrow for sure. [screaming] What? There's been a change of plans. You don't need to come to the ranch. Meet me at Stoner Cement Works. A little up Sonora Road from there. What are you doing, Trevor? Nothing you wouldn't do. Trevor. Trevor. I wouldn't do somehow. I don't believe that. Where is
he? The [ __ ] has happened? Why do you have his car, man? That piece of turd, huh? No wonder people are stabbing him in the back. What happened? Cheap bastard. You know, I really don't know why you mess around with people like that, Mikey. I mean, really, I answer a [ __ ] question. I asked for a fair day's pay after a fair day's work and he kind of got a little angry. So, I admit I kind of got a little angry. Did you kill him? What kind of [ __ ] animal do you
take me for? No, I didn't kill him. Oh, but I did kidnap his wife. Oh, no. Oh, [ __ ] What the [ __ ] did you do? Oh, I just told you what I just did now. [ __ ] Uh, unfortunately, I think that we're going to have to lay low for a little while while, you know, we discuss things with Martin. Oh, you think? Why don't you pop in the back? All right. Now, Patricia, she already called shotgun. Now, I know a nice little place we can hang out. You know, it's a a
very relaxing little spot. Getaway, if you will. Cabin in the woods. You know what I'm saying? Come on. Come on. Give me that car. Hey, Chop. Here we go. Just get [ __ ] [ __ ] you, [ __ ] Ever heard of Jackson Skinner? He's head of product development at Facade. Man, we must read different magazines. And the bastard made a fortune selling customer data to the highest bidder from Moscow to Tran. He's handing it to the cyber terrorist on a [ __ ] silver platter. Okay, dog. Chill. [ __ ] Chill. I got
you, man. What's the play? I am reliably informed that he has a weakness for working girls. There's a regular he likes to pick up in Laerta and stake her out and she should lead you to Skinner. I'll send you the location. Meanwhile, maybe I'll take another look at the fruit share price. All right, homie. I'll be in touch. Want to party with me? Not today, honey. I'm waiting for someone. Damn, that must be my girl. No browsing. It's bye now or bye-bye, honey. Yeah. Yeah, I hear you. Just get the [ __ ] out of
here, Nutless. How am I supposed to do any business with you creeping me? Girl, it's a [ __ ] free country. This ain't your sidewalk. Hey, what up, girl? You won't get down? Not today, honey. I'm waiting for someone. Whatever. You ain't nothing. I'm out of here. Hey, baby. What can I get for 10 bucks? You can get the bus home and jerk off thinking about me. Get the [ __ ] out of here. Hey, baby. You miss me? I was starting to think you weren't coming. Oh, I always come. A, you such a smooth
talker. What's this guy's problem? Ride my ass. No, seriously. Is that [ __ ] following us? Is he Vice? If you set me up, I will [ __ ] kill you. Usual spot, Peggy. works for me, you know. I don't even feel bad about it. Hey man, I'll wipe that software for you. Ah, excellent news. I'll speak to you soon. Wow, I feel great. So, who the [ __ ] don't you like today? Guys called Isaac Penny. ruthless vulture capitalist about to take a controlling interest in Vapid Motor Company and sell thousands of workers down
the river. Penny's uh one of those tightfisted billionaires rides the same bus to and from work every day. I was thinking you could take over the route and drop the ass off where he needs to go. I got it. Good. Oh, one thing. If I was you, I wouldn't buy any vapid stock until the acquisition falls through. Anything for you, dog. Hey, thanks for coming. [screaming] Hey, sorry I'm late. It's my first day on the job. I hope the traffic isn't too bad. Yesterday took me 3 hours to go half a mile. What happened to
the old bus driver? I really like that guy. Who farted? Come on. That's disgusting. Damn. Would it kill you people to crack a smile? Oh man, there's an up and Adam burger box under my seat filled with vomit. Did anyone see fame or shame last night? I can't watch that lazlo anymore. He's like a man in a woman's body or a woman in a man's body. I don't know. He just really weirds me out. Hey, get in. We running late. Hey, look out. We got no seat belts back here. Well, you're late. Late late. That'll
be 150. Mr. Penny ain't it? Fairhike. Forget about it. Spent thrifts. Hey, claim it on the city. Attention passengers. Please hold on to your [ __ ] seats. Stop the bus, you maniac. Hey, I thought you needed a ride, homie. Why you b Oh my god, we hit someone. Did you see that? That's quite helpful. I'm calling the police. Attention on you. What the [ __ ] Get stuck, prick. Damn this pile, bro. What's going on, my dude? Green light. Good to go. Where you at, man? Your house is empty. Oh, hey. I had to
kind of lay low for a while. Yeah, that nice Mexican we met. Me and T did that job for him and we fell out. You got to be joking. I wish I was. So, where you at now? [sighs] Desert out by Alamo Sea. All right. Well, I'll hit you if I find anything. Absolutely. Uh oh. Hey, Trevor's got his wife. Trevor's got a wife? No. No. The Mexican's wife? What? [ __ ] I don't know what to say about that one. Nothing. Nothing to say about that. Run. [screaming] Run. I'm [groaning] back. Coming, Trevor. Bring
me my coffee. I'm going to cut your arm off. Absolutely. Who the hell's that? Your maid. Business partner. Good guy. Very loyal. Ron. Ron. That is Michael. And this is Patricia. [sighs] Listen, beautiful. You know, I'm sorry about everything that's happened. And I, you know, I can't guarantee no harm's going to come to you. Might have to chop you up into little pieces before spraying your p mess down the drain, but I really hope it doesn't come to that. I appreciate your honesty. You are a good man. I can see that. You need your eyes
examined then. Run. You miss me? Yeah, Trevor. A bit. I mean, how's the [ __ ] business? I I tried. If you're going to give me a sob story, I'm going to rip your [ __ ] throat out and shove a turd down the hole. It's not a Saab story. It's just not quite come good yet. But I heard about something [clears throat] to do with Merryweather. Those [ __ ] Big cash of weapons they got coming in. So, I thought you might want to uh requisition it. Fantastic. Let's go, man. Whoa. No, no, no.
Not you. Sit down. You're a wanted man. Stay low. Now, watch her. Okay. She's good lady. Let's go, Ron. Good to meet you, Michael. [ __ ] Come on. Let's go. The weapons are coming in by air. We've got a plane over at the air strip, but Great. Let's go. What are you going to do? We're not going to take out a private army on the ground, Ron. We got to meet him in the air. Uh, well, okay. Well, I knew that you were pissed after the Merryweather heist. Giving back the hardware. That was [
__ ] Right. Right. So, I've been monitoring chatter, tapping into Merryweather networks. Feels good to be back in the company of a professional. I got to say, I got it. Now, I was expecting something a little more impressive. The late great Michael Townley. Not so late and not so great, right? And no longer called Townley. The years have not been terribly kind. What's the end game, man? We had a good thing going without him. If it's such a good thing, where's my money? Huh? Where's my consultancy fee and my big fat dividend? I want a
franchise network, Ron. I want reward cards and merchandise. I want to make gun violence and drug dependency accessible to every man and beast from Ho Beach to Vespoocci. I want country clubs and a depressed wife with blonde hair and a hot little secretary who bounces on my boy. Maybe if you'd buy into Oscar's business. I'm hearing there's a lot of bounce in the firearms sector. Well, I heard there's a lot of bounce in your head. Where's the TP Enterprise windfall? Huh? It takes time. Time [screaming] and money. Sure. And Michael Townley, the Santa the [
__ ] face is going to give that to me. It's on shop. Crop duster. That's the best we can do. Hey, call our guys south of the border. Tell them there's a fire sale. I'll get you on the radio. Come in. The Merryweather planes in a holding pattern over Mount Chiliad. Try and keep under the radar. Air traffic's being monitored from the military base. Descend Trevor. This is meant to be a restricted airspace. Cargo planes on M2. Got the weapons they're using to enslave us on board. If we could get a hold of them. Oh
my good. Are you planning on forcing them to land? Didn't I say we had to take him in the air if we're to have any kind of shot at this? I thought I said that. You did. It's just I don't see how you're going to [groaning and screaming] You'll see. Flying the high is going to draw attention. I'm plenty low enough, Braun. You're flying by the military base now. Avoid it, boss. Don't fly over. They're out and clear. You know, the cargo plane's got four jets, a 200t wingspan. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm in
a crop duster. This is something I'm acutely aware of. Enough. You're reading to send some. You got bad information, brother. I'm fine. You know, Ronald. Ronald, you there? Trevor, you're on the old boy. I never thought I'd say this, let alone think it, but it's good to be working together again. They'll start monitoring you at that altitude. You want me to put my nose into the dirt, dick? You got to do the same, man. The military will be all over you. Altitude corrected. You speak to Oscar, the Mexicans, this deal on. I'll let them know
it's in the works. The works? I'm not risking life and limb for a shimminate soul. Are you sure? It's just Oscar don't like getting messed with. Do the deal. The guns are good as ours. Okay. All right, we're out of military airspace. Clear to gain altitude. Here we go. Come in, light aircraft. Identify yourself and state your intent. This is Captain T in a 1989 crop duster. Just enjoying the beautiful San Andreas weather. Unidentified aircraft. Divert your course and we will be forced to shoot you down. Shoot me down. Now that's not very sociable. Final
warning. Divert or you will be grounded. I'm going to take my chances, pal. We are clear to engage. You're firing rockets at a crop duster. What's wrong with you? Raming me. Oh my good. Lay down fire. Oh my god. [screaming] Get out. [groaning and screaming] Get off my plane. Now, who's going to fly this thing? Come in, air traffic control. There's been a change of personnel and destination on the Merryweather jet. We are now landing in McKenzie Field. Swapping radio channels. Over. Ronnie, the cargo jet is now part of the GP Enterprise Fleet. You with
the Max? We're here, T. Awaiting your arrival. Looks like a problem. Attention, Merryweather Jet. We're under orders to escort you to base. Change course or we will engage. Oh, are you could yourself. Uh, Ron, I've got the [ __ ] air force on me. [ __ ] Gain some altitude. They might not tangle with you up there. Fly above them. All right, comply immediately. Maybe I'll give you 10% of what's in the hole. Then we're all happy. Takeown is authorized. Change bearing or we will engage. I don't think you understand the effort I've got to
be here, pal. This is your final warning. Divert now or be engaged. Hey, you wouldn't shoot me down anyway. Think of the ground casualties. Authorization process complete. Clear to engage. Eagle one, Fox 2. Eagle two, Fox 2. They shot me. This goose is cooked. Run. Run. Run. You hear me? T. [screaming] Get out of there, boss. I don't want to lose you. Controls are useless. That ain't for the dirt. If they got a shoot, I'll bail. Okay. [ __ ] [screaming] Heat. Heat. Trevor. [ __ ] Are you okay? I saw the plane go down.
I survived. And Lizard Army didn't do so well, so that's something. Thank God. The fuselage went into the Alamo Sea. You might be able to salvage the hardware with dive gear or something. Good idea, but it'll take time. Tell Oscar he ain't getting these guns. Okay, look, I got to ask. Are you in with the federal government? An agent Sanchez was around here saying you and Michael had to meet his supervisors at the garage, the cook site. [ __ ] I got to do this. Okay, but I'm using them. All right, they ain't using me.
Let's make that clear. Hey, come to the potluck supper tomorrow night. Hello, Dr. Isaiah Freedellander speaking. Hey Doc, it's me, Michael. How are you? Not good, Doc. Not good at all. Well, we spent a lot of time over the years discussing how negative actions lead to negative thoughts as much as the reverse because of the compounding of your classical low self-esteem with your assorted sexual hang-ups, the desperate search for the easy answer in life, and your profound narcissism. Reality will have a habit of handing you a repeated kicking. Anyway, what's up? Well, hell, Doc. When
you put it like that, I'm afraid I ain't got much hope. Have you been acting out again, Michael? Things are bad, Doc. Really bad. Tell me all about it. Sharing is winning. I'm out in the desert now, Doc. My wife left me, my kids. Ah, Christ. We upset some guy. But that wasn't enough. We stole his wife. Now we got to leave town. I'm living in a trailer with my psycho old buddy Trevor. He keeps killing people, Doc. You know, [ __ ] Me, too. But ah Christ, things are just really [ __ ] up
again. You've got to make more time for therapy, Michael. This is a major relapse. Any other violent outburst, Michael? I ain't been a good boy, Doc. I mean, you know, things just all of a sudden get up on top of right [ __ ] on top. And then I lose my [ __ ] and I hurt people and then I feel bad about it. I like I'm a [ __ ] prick. Remorse is good, but [snorts] not as good as taking control before you act out. There's a part of me, Doc, I just can't seem
to control. H What about your sexual problems, Michael? Well, you know, I've been a good boy in that regard. I'm making real progress, Doc. We are making progress, Michael. You're finally listening to me. Great. So, hey, you know, as you can see, I'm kind of doing better. You know, not perfect, mind you, but better. You know, therapy can really help you, Michael, which is why you should be really pleased with what you're doing. But I'm going to have to stop you there. Oh, and there is one thing. Phone sessions are a little more expensive, obviously.
Obviously, but so fulfilling. Let's speak again soon. Hey, officer. Give it up. This is getting way out of hand. [screaming] Heat. Heat. Woo! Venison stakes all around. Oh. Nice place you got here. Oh, yeah. It's easy to mock, isn't it? Huh? Cheap and [ __ ] easy, but uh this this here is my place, and my work paid for my place. All right, relax. I was just being sarcastic. Yeah, well, don't be all right because the world doesn't need any more sarcasm. It's the blight of the age. Yeah, I get the point. You You don't
get the point. You're like every other [ __ ] You made a bit of money and you became a turd. Got news for you. I was always a turd. No, you weren't, man. You were something. But now, man, you know, you're like this place. You're a shell. Go [ __ ] yourself. Are you some kind of pure, morally justifiable [ __ ] But because you're you're you're totally psychotic, somehow it's okay. I'm honest. All right. You're the hypocrite. Oh, yeah. You're a [ __ ] hero. So far above it all. Oh, yeah. Well, I'm not
above ripping open your [ __ ] chest to see what's replaced your heart. Rip it open. See what's there, baby. Cuz I'm ready. Hello. Oh, ladies, ladies, what's up? [ __ ] off. Listen, I'm sorry, but we've got a problem. Government funding thing. We need you to uh investigate a research lab upstate. It's about terrorism, the big one. Nerve gas, biological tear. Thank god I don't pay tax. Listen, you'll need some fairly standard gear. A boat, tandem rotor heavy lift helicopter, truck, weapons. You'll have to source all of that. Chopper alone will set you back
a couple of mil. Oh, no worries there. Trevor here, he just came into a lot of money. Is that sarcasm? Oh, you're [ __ ] a right at sarcasm. You [ __ ] A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made. Honest mistakes I made over a decade ago. We, our little posi, are flat [ __ ] broke. But hey, let's go out and spend $2 million on a tandem rotor [ __ ] chopper so
I can go steal nerve gas from [ __ ] terrorists. Forgive me, you ignorant [ __ ] but sarcasm is all I [ __ ] got. Sarcasm. Yes. Woo! Welcome back, man. It is the old you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we got to go. It's been great, but Dave here's got a Pilates class. Now remember ladies, you keep us way out of this thing. Bye-bye. Ah, Jesus [ __ ] Christ. All right, I'll give Lester a [ __ ] call. He said he knew about something. Now you tell him when we're driving towards Pledo Bay.
Get in the car. I'm calling Lester. What now? We got a funding problem. So, we need a job. Before the jewel store, you talked about a score, a a bank in the sticks. I need you to meet us there. Paleo Bay, right? That's the one. I'll get on a bus. All right, Lester's meeting us there. Don't start. I won't. No way. Good call. If you're taking down a bank for a few million, first thing you do is call the hospital. Tell them to get you a guy in a wheelchair. Oh, this Hey Seat Bank, you
going to be carrying that kind of change? Local law enforcement extort money from all the weed farms, whouses, meth kitchens in the area. They keep their cash in safe deposit boxes. Then there's all the normal small town payroll stuff. We should do well. You know, I've been thinking about you, Trevor. Your lifestyle. Oh, have you? Really? Yes, I have. People always try to label you. You know, maniac, psycho, friend, industry leader. Some ways you defy categorization. But then what? Think about it. Where you live, Sandy Shores, you precious ass. I'm sorry there ain't a place
nearby for you to get your colonics, right? But why are you out here? It's off the grid. We're away from it all. It's somewhere real and authentic. This is America, [screaming] and real people ain't been priced out yet. Yeah, well, what if it gets gentrified? Then I'll [ __ ] move. Okay. What about the way you dress? What about it? I don't give a [ __ ] what I wear. No, no, no. If you don't give a [ __ ] you wear clean clothes that fit. See, yours are all a little out there. You a
little wacky. Whatever's in the shop is what I get. Jesus. What? What is this? It's not an absence of taste, T. It's the opposite of taste. You should be a stylist. And then there's the tattoos, the hair, the weird music, the funny toys, the niche drugs, the everything. What the [ __ ] are we talking about? You are a hipster. What? You're a hipster. I hate hipsters. Classic hipster denial. I abhore hipsters. I eat them for fun. Hipsters love saying they hate hipsters. Well, I really [ __ ] do. Self-hatred. It's common hipster affliction. Well,
it'll be because I'm living out here away from the bean machines and the bankers. You're gentrifying. Soon the skinny jeans will show up, then the skinny lattes, and then the bankers, and you'll be somewhere else starting the cycle all over again. Maybe you're not a classic garden variety hipster, but you're what the hipsters aspire to be. You, Trevor, are the protohipster. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't agree with what you're saying. You're talking [ __ ] and you're trying to wind me up, but I'm very, very angry and I want this conversation
to stop right away. Hipster. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you, Michael. Say it again. That made my point. I'm not a sadist. The bus stops up here. All right. How long does it take us to get out here from LS? Come on, man. Knock it off. What? I'm going to break your [ __ ] fingers you don't knock that [ __ ] off. Well, please. All right. You'd alleviate the boredom. Ah, finally. Hey. Hey. Hey. Welcome to paradise. Come on. Car's this way. It's dry out here. Don't worry, brother. Mark will take care
of all your moisturizing needs. Shall we? Might as well get started. Okay, let's take a look at this bank. I will go to the front of the bank, clock the entrance. If the paperwork's correct, the alarm will be a relic. We should be in and out before the local PD knows what's happening. That's the entrance to the bank. Nothing special. Take us around back. Okay. There's an empty lot behind and no one should pay attention to us back there. I like it. Yeah, the place is remote. It's got the right amount of foot traffic. This
will do. Let's check out the alarm to be sure. It's not [snorts] ideal. It's going to cost more to break that system than the score is going to pay. Well, we're going to have to find the new score. No, no, no. Uh-uh. No. This is the [music] score, right? What are our options? It's a dumb idea, but we could trigger the alarm. See what kind of response they throw out. That is a dumb idea. Hey, you heard the man. All right. Shoot the sucker. Okay. I brought my police scanner. Now drive [music] over to the
gas station opposite the bank and we'll monitor chatter. All right. This is based security services frequency. We have a code 30 Adam. Alarm going off at Blaine County Savings Bank. All cars in the area. Please respond. Bledo cars 369 and one will be there in 50 seconds. Roger that. Four units. Backup team at station is available. They've dispatched four cars in 60 seconds and more on standby. And it isn't even 30 Victor shots fired. Oh, this is a real headache. What do you got on the clock? 40 seconds. This is Pledo Security. Any updates on
the code [music] 30 Adam backup ready to mobilize. This is not normal. The response is out of proportion. Cops in this county are dirty. The alarm just went off on their piggy bank. This is them. What is that? A 67 second response time. Yeah. Four cars. More in the wings. Bad cops guarding dirty money. [ __ ] how many? We can take this. Wait right here. We'll see if anything about their routine suggests [music] a weakness. Hey, this radio, this is Pledo car 3. We have a code 12. False alarm possibly triggered intentionally. [music] Roger
that. We're going to set up checkpoints on the Great Ocean Highway and the Sonora Freeway. Carto searches and record checks. Checkpoints. Searches. [ __ ] this. I ain't getting caught because Lester needs [music] a wheelchair. Hey, wheelchair or not? We're still faster than your ass. I'm not going to outrun a cop. We've got to go. We're going. And if we're in front of Trevor, he'll be the one running from the cops. This is Trevor Phillips country. They ain't beating me across it. Jesus. What took you so long? Had to let you win. I'll set up
a board over here. Oh, Michael. Man, your blood sugars are low. I'm making you some leftovers. I'm fine, T. Huh? No, I'm the host, man. You know, I don't want you get hungry and moody, right? Then you're going to be making the wrong decisions. Man, I've been making wrong decisions my whole life. That's how I ended up here. Yo, bone [snorts] appetito. Jesus Christ, Trevor. What is that? What's wrong with you? That's just a what? An eyelid. It's probably not even human. Unless that gas station job. Gentlemen, some plans for your attention. Good. I'm going
to stay here a minute longer than I have to. So, I think our little uh experiment showed that the response will be too quick to beat and too strong to walk through. That means you got to face the cops head on. Dirty cops. Uh the dirty cops head on. head on. Man, I don't know. Well, you'll be prepared. Convoys carrying militaryra hardware passed near here to get to Fort Zancudo. I propose hijacking one and using the equipment to get an edge on the locals. I can get you the exact details of the shipment as soon
as we're done here. Anyway, you won't be outside the bank too long. Pledo Bay is well, it's a bay, so you're a street away from the water where Franklin can be waiting in a boat to get you out of there. I know none of this is ideal, but it's the only way I can see of taking the score and providing for your FIB pay masters. Fine. We need personnel. Just a gunman. They'll be taking on the cops with you. So, my advice, choose someone good. Think about my buddy chef. Okay. Consate professional. This really the
guy you want? That should do. I'll get the equipment together. Michael, you reach out to Franklin. Trevor, you do what you do. Roger that. I'll call you when we're ready to move on this. You want a bunk with us? I mean, it's going to be tight, but you know, masa sucasa. I I'll get a motel. Thanks. Shoot yourself. What? I'll give you a ride. Okay. Adios, amigos. Oh, [groaning] [screaming] weird. [sighs and gasps] Franklin, buddy, what's up? Hey, look. There's these redneck dudes. Been looking for you, homie. Some angry [ __ ] I found where
they stay, man, and I've been following them. Okay, well, it's got to be the O'Neal brothers. What's left of them? I'll pick up Michael and we'll come to you. T Hey, man. Trevor Martin, you know, I've been thinking about it. I'm not quite sure if I'm ready to accept an apology. Where is my wife? Patricia doesn't want to speak to you and frankly neither do I. I will find you. Okay. Well, I'll put some coffee on then. I'll see you soon. Hey, Jimmy. It's your dad. Listen, if you get this, can you give me a
ring? Tell your mom, too, will you? And Tracy, please, son. Daddy's been a bad boy, please. You want a sniff? The [ __ ] is wrong with you? Now, see, the way I see it, this country was built by and for gasoline. So, I'm just trying to prove my patriotic duty by, you know, doing this stuff. [snorts] Oh, man. It's cheap, but it's good. Caselina. No. Wow. Sorry, Mrs. M. Jesus. Mikey, want a beer? Oh, [ __ ] I'm sorry. I don't have any low carb. A [ __ ] you. Where'd you two go when
you went out? You and your boyfriend. Why do you care? I don't care. Just trying to conversate. Well, I was out putting some people in their place. Ah, you know, there's more to this gig than just going crazy all the time, killing everyone in sight. Just because I like the life and you feel guilty about it doesn't make you more of a man than me. And you know what? Deep down, I know you believe the [ __ ] the picket fences, the [ __ ] happy endings and your street philosopher [ __ ] That's gotten
you real far. Oh yeah. You've achieved perfect balance. Balance. You've gone, man. 10 years in the sun. Your brain is melted. You You say words that have no meaning. What is balance? Huh? Huh? I [ __ ] kill only on the weekends. So Monday, Wednesdays, and Fridays I'm doing yoga and meditation. Tuesdays and Thursdays, hookers and sticking up joints. Huh? You call me mad? [ __ ] Compared to you, I'm the sest [ __ ] I know. Yeah. Sane. Sane. Sane. Sane. I am so [ __ ] sane that I should open a [ __
] mental health clinic. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] Now you're going to stop being an [ __ ] I don't know, but I'll try. Well, that I like your honesty on. [snorts] I uh spoke to Franklin. Why? Unlike you, he hears that his homie is having trouble, right? And he has no problem coming to help. So, you're ensuring that we lie alone out here by calling LS and inviting a known accomplice of ours to come out here? What? For a little visit? That is so [ __ ] typical of you. So typical you don't
even ask about the trouble. You instantly think about yourself. You're right. I did do that. Apologize. It's not good enough. I'm leaving. All right. I might die. Hope you're happy. All right. Hey, I'm coming with you. No. Yes, I am. No. If nothing else, then to get out of this [ __ ] dump. You're not going. Have fun, boys. I'm going. Make sure you don't stay out the lake. So, what is Franklin doing for you anyway? He's tailing some guys. Mikey tailing. If he's back in Sandy Shores, why didn't I hear about him? God damn
it. Damn. These redneck fools know we on them now. That's right, Chop. We going to [ __ ] him up as soon as Trevor get in. Hey man, me and Chop on these punks. We coming up to WH north of Chumas. All right. All right. The O'Neal brothers are coming to us. I think they was about to send one of them anti-tank rockets into your Vest Poochi condo when one of your roomies told them that you was gone. Okay. So, if you're on the WH, that means you'll be coming through Raten Canyon, right? [ __
] I guess. Good. Me and MT are going to take the company chopper and meet you there. Company chopper. Yes, Michael. It's a tax write off. Frank, you still there? Yeah, I'm just about holding on to the road. We're taking the chopper and we'll head you off. Deal with these business stealing pricks on the road. Hey dog, can you like get on it cuz these dudes is rolling hard. We're 5 minutes out from the chopper. All right. El [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] on me. I got your back,
homie. Find him. Oh [ __ ] Trevor, man. [ __ ] You there? There was a deer in the road, man. These [ __ ] crashed out. They crashed. They dead. No, they gone. They ran into the [ __ ] woods, man. I need air support like right [ __ ] now. Don't worry. Incoming. incoming. Man, you're all business. Yeah, well, this is kind of important. These men don't like me and they know we're back in the sandy shore. So, here she is. The Biz Ali. Remember, she ain't mine, she's the company's. Look, why do
these guys, the O'Neals, want you dead anyway? There was a deal. The contract to end all contracts. Serious multinational stuff. I was this close [screaming] and they stole it off me. Hold up. If they stole your business, why do they want you dead? What's [screaming] with all the questions? Can you just take my side for once? Hey, I'm coming along for the ride, ain't I? Yeah, but I sense your heart ain't in it. Yeah, I'm lucky my heart ain't in a pie on your kitchen table. Always with the quips. You're such a depressing cynic. Oh,
poor Trevor. I'm sorry. I'm a human being with thoughts and feelings and emotions. Wait a second. I remember this chopper. We use this to break into the IAA building. You stole it from the FIB. Not so. I took it in lie of payment. There was a rifle on board, too. So, if your panties aren't all in a twist over stolen office supplies, can you please use it to scan the forest for the O'Neals? Oh, I'm your hitman now. I'm not going to force you, Michael. You don't want to help, you can get out right now.
Hey, hey, we here on the ground. Them hick dudes in the woods. That model's fitted with a thermal scope. Look for their heat signatures. Out for a leisurely stroll in the woods, huh? Okay, I got a guy in the water. I got him. Moving target brought down. We ain't found him yet. Wouldn't you know it? Just one poor soul remaining. Mike, there's something. [ __ ] [ __ ] What is that? There's nothing to shoot at. He's behind a rock. Let's do this, little homie. Fight. Uh, Frank, you want to do me a favor here?
Find him before he blows me to pieces. We going to handle this. If you swimming, I am too. [ __ ] This water is cold as a [ __ ] Hear that boy? We closing in. What's wrong with these rockets? Get him. Ch, [ __ ] his ass up. He who ain't heard the last of the O'Neal. Don't worry, I got you. My brothers, you killed all of them. Last guy's done, homie. All right, stay there. We'll come down and pick you up. All right, now that the angry hillbillies with rockets are dead, is there
anyone else we should worry about trying to kill you? Oh, sure. Yeah, there's some bikers, the Chinese, Madrezos people, but whatever. Don't act like you're so popular. Next stop, airfield. You know the airfield's mine, don't you? Oh, yeah. You can afford a runway, but you can't afford to move out of that corrugated metal death shack. So, how you guys doing? Well, we're alive. Hey, good work down there. I'm the one who says thank you. He was helping me. Thank you, Franklin. Yeah, it's cool. And thank you, Chop. Hey, are you going to tell us exactly
what we were helping with? I know you said these guys stole some business, but that doesn't really explain why they wanted you dead. Didn't I say what happened after they stole the contract? Nope, you didn't. I went to their farm and I killed a lot of them and then I blew it up. Killed a lot of them? Yes. I think that was Elwood, Walton, and Wyn who we killed just then. I killed Ernie, Earl, Dale, Doyle, Daryl, Dalton, Dawn, and a few other guys when I blew up the farm. So maybe this is kind of
a revenge thing. I don't know. Let's not forget that I'm the wrong party here. Yeah, you are definitely the wrong party. Oh, for show. Don't feel good, huh? Helping a friend in need. Come on, Chop. Come on. Oh, yeah. Taking out some hillbilly crank dealers on a blood feud. That's what I live for. Hey, Trev man. We going to borrow this and head back to town. Sure. Come on, Michael man. I'll drop your ass off on the way back. Get in. See you back at Castle Phillips, Mike. Yeah, thanks for the warning. It's me, dog.
Where we at? We're at Enzo Benelli. Mafia guy turned real estate developer. He's bullied his way onto half the building contracts in Los Santos. Extortion, murder, labor racketeering, you name it. There's not a construction worker in town earning a livable wage right now. And Gold Coast development is about to go under. And let me guess, you got a personal interest in Gold Coast, right? Huh? Anyone think you'd done this before? According to Benelli's cell phone, he's at the construction site downtown. It's done. One small problem. My sore squealled. Benelli's expecting a hit. Watch yourself and
go equipped. You'll have a lot of muscle. Calm down. There's a [ __ ] price on me and you're telling me to calm down? I'm going to stay near the chopper. You dumb [ __ ] Do your job. Hey, where do you think you're going. This is crack. Any more of you [ __ ] want to get in my way? Take him out. He's got a gun. Where's Enzo? Where is everyone? Get the rest of them down here right now. Everyone down. Why are you waiting? Four. Shoot that son of a [ __ ] Where
the [ __ ] is he? I'll place all you fools if I have to. I'm putting you out of business, [ __ ] [screaming] You want to [ __ ] with me? I'll lay all y'all ass down. I ain't playing here. Where the [ __ ] is Banelli? He's here. Get that pump. Damn. How many of these [ __ ] are there? Edone's going to have so much balls for this. There he is. Trump. Oh [ __ ] there he is. Stay on endzone trap. Shoot that son of a [ __ ] You made me
work for that, homie. Oh my god, someone's been hit. What the [ __ ] am I doing? [screaming] Oh man, bad idea. [bell] It's taken care of. But man, that [ __ ] went south. I know. We better let this simmer now. Way too much heat. Very nice work, Franklin. Heat. Heat. Heat. [ __ ] Are we Oh, [groaning] I said it. All right. So, we did it. Last that military hardware we needed. It's parked out back of Trevor's office. All right, we might be ready to move on this thing. Meet me up in the
lab. It's It's It's not inappropriate. It's It's another one of your [ __ ] disasters. That's what it is. First, you take a hostage against my advice and then you start some kind of crazy high school romance with her. Are you nuts? She's She's a 60-year-old housewife. Wow. [screaming] She's 57 and she thinks that I'm mature. Yeah, well, let me tell you something. 30 years of marriage to the world's angriest mob boss would make anyone insane. You're not making my situation any easier. Oh, there's a [screaming] surprise. I knew it would become about you. I
miss my family. Oh, you're full of [ __ ] All you ever did was ignore them. And now that they're gone, you miss them. [ __ ] incredible. I'll tell you what's incredible. [ __ ] incredible. You mother. Hey, [screaming] why enough? You got me out here. You wrote me into your crazy world of [ __ ] If it was lies, new age [ __ ] and arguments about how good life used to be, I could have stayed my ass in Los Santos. Hello, Franklin. What's up? All right, here's the shot. We're going to Pedo
Bay. We're going to do this thing. Any questions, comments? Yeah, I miss Brad. That crazy [ __ ] was with us now. He would have loved this. Instead, he's got to enjoy himself molesting white collar criminals in a federal penitentiary. Thanks for sharing. Anybody else? What about me? You'll be waiting for them by the river handling the getaway. All right. Now, these three go in, you grab the tape, they rendevous with you, you get out of there. Is that uh work for everyone? Great. Let's go. Pledo Bay. Let's hit this [ __ ] You ever
hit a bank before, Franklin? Yeah, I was the driver on the job my boy Lamar pulled. Guess it's the same kind of [ __ ] we doing now, right? Nice, bro. What was the take? [ __ ] I don't know, man. I can't remember. Come on. Everyone remembers their first score? Ah, [ __ ] And not me, huh? Mikey, bro, what was your first bank score? 88. Outskirts of Carer City. Took a small franchise for 10G. Yeah, things were easier back then. 25 years ago. Jesus. Jeff, will you tell these gentlemen about your first job?
T man, you could just as easily. You tell them. I'll do a sanity check. Trevor, the ultimate judge of sanity. Well, it was uh part of the interview process, I guess, is how you call it. Trevor knew I could cook. Wanted to see if I could handle myself. This cash for gold guy comes through town. It's a good reason he had funds. Next thing, we're burying him and his bodyguard in the junkyard. Well, most of them anyhow. 50k. He did fine. He's better at all aspects of the job now. From killing to dismemberment. Your turn
to share, kid. I told you I don't remember the details, man. Leave him alone, Trevor. This is an important moment, Michael. Here we are on our way to almost certain death. Bonding, pouring our hearts out, and this guy is sitting here soaking it up and giving nothing in return. Hey, if he don't remember. If he don't remember. I'm supposed to trust this man with my life and he don't trust me with the details of his first bank job. Well, how about you? Why don't you share with the group? I'm here. I'll back the facts. The
checks cash place. I went in, took him for 8 grand, walked out. It was a bit more complicated than that though, wasn't it, T? Maybe I knew the guy. Maybe he IDed me. Maybe you did six months. Maybe I was out in four. And that children is why we don't leave witnesses. That children is why you don't rob people that you know. [laughter] Franklin share. Yeah. Come on, kid. It can't be worse than Trevor's. All right, man. [ __ ] Okay. The score was like two stacks, man. Two G take home on your first gig.
[ __ ] That ain't bad, man. Man, the whole score was two stacks. Only I didn't see none of that [ __ ] Die pack went off homie. Money was useless then. Dack. You amateur. I knew I shouldn't have told you [ __ ] Hey Franklin, we all got to start somewhere. Last time I tell your ass something. Come on. [laughter] Don't be so cold, man. Learn to laugh at yourself. You're in danger of turning into this man. Who? Me? Yeah. You wouldn't laugh. wouldn't hang out. I've got my work. I've got my life. And
never the truth shall meet. If we're risking our asses, we got to be family. How about that, Die? Man, [ __ ] you, [ __ ] human. Hey, let's just do this thing. All right. All right, Frank, we're going to drop you up here. Okay. When you hear it kick off, get ready because we're going to want to go ASAP. I'm a getaway, man. [music] I'll do it. All right. You know where you got to be. I got it down. I'll bring a die pack just for you. We ready for this? I could use a
restroom break and risk getting IDed. You're an idiot. I got to go. It's number two. You all ready? Let's go. We uh doing this? We want a few minutes of your time. Get down. Today's going one of two ways, friends. Everyone on the floor now. You and you. Out from behind the counter. That's it. Hands in the air. M. Keep an eye on our trusted employee. Okay. You got the crowd. Cops should be here soon, so keep an eye out. Door's ready to pop. Come kick it in. M on the floor. If I ever meet
this alarm guy, [ __ ] shoot him. Not if I get to him first. Yeah. Stay back. We got hostages. Tell the sheriff the 211 is confirmed. We're going to need everything we got down here. Sheriff's here. We never could have beaten that response. There's other ways of beating it. Move in. Follow procedure. You know, you're surrounded. So, you ain't getting the ride to the airport. I don't care if they surrender. I'm killing me some bad guys. Now, let the hostages go and uh we'll talk like gentlemen. Time to face the music. Ah, [groaning and
screaming] sweet mother of [ __ ] Back the [ __ ] off next time. And the price of gas keeps on rising. I got a minigun. You humorless prick down the bird. You think so? Look out. Coming down. Incoming. [screaming] Let's go. Move. I got you. Move back. Come on. Move. Go. Come on. I don't have time for your [ __ ] You know what? I think I would prefer the cops behind me. Why you want to have friends in the back? Here's a backup unit. I thought you had us surrounded. Hey, there's cops in
the bay. You ain't going to be able to get out this way. You hear that guy? [ __ ] We aren't getting out on the water. We got to see this through. They're out to kill, not capture. We're not going through this now. We're 50 pounds of gear. Blast it. defense, bro. Unleash hell on over there. Take down the fence, bro. Give yourselves a Hey, Frank. We need another escape room. Can you find a vehicle? Something that might stand up gunfire. There's some construction around the way. All right. Well, we have ruined someone's lovely home.
Yeah. The only thing your crib's missing is a pool with a burning helicopter in it. He's behind the car. We got to push through this block. They got a noose unit in [ __ ] Hope you got more of them. Cop incoming. Good. Come on. Keep going up here. Don't let me run into it. That'll do it. You have got to kill. Hey, we're taking this store to buy one of them unwieldy [ __ ] Ah [ __ ] it's too heavy. We won't be playing. Hey. Hey, through here. Right along. Fine. You want to
fight someone? Fight the Anunnaki. They got the army on us. I knew you break that connection to the military. That's just [ __ ] nuts. How much are those dirty cops paying you? War army. This is why our defense spending is as much as the rest of the world can find. The whole federal operation is screwed. How the [ __ ] is Uncle Sam involved? T ET man, they're fighting the tank. We got to move it like right now. If we all go, they'll get behind us. How about I push this way while you link
with Franklin? We get out separate. Man, you fools really been making a [ __ ] mess out here. You okay? I ain't dead yet. I'm on my way. How many dudes they got in this private army? Hey, what have I done? Out of the way. Look out. [screaming] Get out of the way. The bank robber is in the other direction. Are you almost here? Hear me? All right. Take cover. So, I guess we shooting our way out of here. How you doing, son? You hear that compar? That's how I'm doing. Hang in there. As I
reach secondary, [ __ ] off already. Where you at, kid? Listen to the shoot point. They ain't tough. We're holding here. Hey, I'm here. There's a ride. Good. Go, go, go, go, go. Sweet mother of me. Another tank on the right. Hang a left. Hey, quite a disturbance you call. A [ __ ] Well, you know me and Trevor. Wherever we go, I'mma follow. That's one way of putting it. Hey, hold on. You guys been making friends. [ __ ] That's that tank that flew over us. We got to duck into that factory. Come on.
The platform. What the [ __ ] They're all over us. We punch through, we get clear. Come on. Just [screaming] [ __ ] off already. Come on. Through the warehouse. Who else will be [ __ ] this up? Stay behind me, kid. I got the armor. I'm fine. Let's keep moving. Use me as cover, Frank. You don't want to get out front. I should have worn a suit, man. You're in the way. You holding on back. I'll be cool when we out of here. Someone give me die, you prick. Team, [screaming] come in. I'm trying
to hold these guys. Where are you? We got to do a chicken factory to get away from the tanks. Chicken factory. Oh, I see it. I'll try and head off anyway. Looks like they're going in. Kid, you still alive? I'm fool. Just keep moving. So, I guess we shoot our way out of here. Oh, more army showing up. We're coming through. Grenade. [ __ ] Train. It's our only shot. How you doing back there, Frank? Don't worry about me. Just keep moving. There's a ground team on the way to the factory. I might be able
to get the drop on them. All right. You do what you can do. Chef, I'm glad you got hired for the job. There's some guys trying to get in here. Chef's holding them off. Might give us the window we need to jump a train. Hey, let's get that train. I think they think there's more than one of me. They're pulling back. Okay. Hey, slip out of town and call Lester for instructions. I got news. You're wasted at Trevor Phillips, Inc., my friend. Chef caught us a break, people. Let's get our train. Let's hop the train.
Come on. Here we go. right here. Get on [screaming] [ __ ] Let's go. Easy, easy. I'm a friendly. Agent Sanchez, our very own corrupt Gman in training. You got to be careful, buddy. All right. because they are uh looking around these trains for illegals. And if you're mistaken, you'll be shot, amigo. Very amusing. Yeah, if you expecting them two to bring you up, you're going to be disappointed, homie. Right back at you. Got the money? Everything we got? Okay, here's your cut. Considering present scrutiny on public worker remuneration, this is a big win. Oh
yeah, it's a huge [ __ ] win. Woo! Master, I'm out. Agent Haynes will get in touch with you once Operation Save the World you go. Got your crew together. Okay, [ __ ] punk. All right, we should probably split up. They're going to be looking for a three. Oh, the blood we spill for the security of this country. Come on, Franklin. Man, I'll holl at you home. All right. [ __ ] Seat belt. serious. Martin. Hey, look. What have you done? What have you done? Where is she? She's safe. Look, I'm going to find
a way to make this right with you. That will take some doing. What a [ __ ] Trevor about? He's probably out somewhere drinking human blood or eating household pets. He's not that bad. Really? Well, okay. He is pretty bad, but he's got a sensitive side. Oh, yes. He's very sensitive. When he gets his feelings hurt, he's devastated. So, what's your story? I ain't got a story. I'm an independent thinker living out here away from the man. From what I can tell, you're like a high school athlete living off old glories. You used to be
able to manage heat and now you're worried if your loafers are getting scuffed. Any more [ __ ] comes out of your mouth, you're going to learn all about my past glories firsthand. You understand? Absolutely, sir. That came out wrong. All wrong. Tell Trevor the monthly train is coming through. What monthly train? The monthly train. Where have you two been? Getting some fresh air. Talking of beautiful things. Yes, I hear Stockholm syndrome is very nice this time of year. Hey, watch your mouth, boy. All right. It's always been a dream of ours. The train of
dreams. The hell are you talking about? I'm talking about gold. Enough to keep Ron in trailers and you in therapy. Enough so that we can pay off that Mexican and get you back in town, baby. Yeah. This better be [ __ ] good. Jesus. [ __ ] A man. We've talked about this hygiene thing before, bro. I invite you into my home. This is how you repay me. It's like living with a [ __ ] horny skunk. Get a boat and meet me under Raten Canyon Bridge. I'll be on the earpiece. All right. So, I'm
taking a car to steal a boat, stick up a train, and get some gold. That's about the size of it. Make it a fast boat. Ah, the logistical mind of Trevor Phillips. So, it's like gold bricks on board, right? Sometimes this is a high value courier service run by Merryweather. Oh, Merryweather. Tranquilo. Mike, this ain't a weapons train. It's goods too valuable to ensure for air travel. Train gold. Sometimes gold, sometimes artwork. Priceless antiquities. Sometimes enough for you, me, Ron, everyone. Fine. Like a mirage in the desert. Here's my train. I've got a ticket. Hold
up, Mike. Oh, yeah. Another thing for your shopping list. We'll need some bombs. Okay, I'll pick him up when I'm back in the trailer. Back in the trailer? Where are you? We got work to do. Yeah. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm getting changed. Wow. Getting changed. What have What have you turned into? [screaming] [ __ ] [screaming and groaning] [screaming and groaning] [ __ ] Howdy. Ah, there's a new conductor on this train. You on the water? Sure. Just caught a fish. Let me know when you need me. Cut it. Eat it. Be under
that [ __ ] bridge. When we go past Toledo station, whole of Merryweather's going to be on to us. We've been rrooted. Sorry. M. M. I ain't far out. You under the bridge? Approaching the inlet now. I'll power through to the bridge. How you doing? I'm living the life, my friend. This is quite a spot you picked. Enjoy it now because it's about to start raining fire. [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] [screaming] What we're after is in that orange car. Plant the bomb on the doors. Bow them. Now, if I was a speedfree
cannibal, what would I blow up a train to steal? Don't be smart. Find the loot. Our moment of judgment is fast approaching. Scar's getting wet, Mikey. Open up that freight car. Ah, let's get her. Mikey, I'll be as quick as I can be. I got to run a [ __ ] salvage operation in here. Merryweather fleet here, bro. Hurry it up, man. Keep me covered. This takes time. Stop looking for your teddler and find the loot. I can tell you I'm looking or I can actually look. Snipers on the bridge. Hey, your rifle's got a
thermos scope, right? Use it and blind those shooters before they find me. You beating off in there. Move it. There's a lot of boxes to open, man. No more snipers, so you can come out as soon as you find something. They're parachuting in now. Get the score and get out of there. I ain't found nothing good yet. Got something. Let's get the [ __ ] out of here. About [ __ ] time. Come on. Get in. Let's go down the rapids if you please. They got some boats after us. Nature, you're right. It's a beautiful
thing. There's nothing natural about this. Nada. Women and children first. Get these boats off of us. They got on land. [screaming] I forgot to say nice outfit. And by nice, I mean lame. We got a buzzard on our tail. dying way. You feeling alive? Juice pumping through your glands? My glands are just fine without the crashing trains, exploding helicopters, and sinking boats. There's somewhere we can pull up just down the coast. Whoa man, you work hard for your living. Pil it down for me. How much you think you make per senseless killing? Huh? A couple
nickels. Times are tough. Have been since we put you in the ground. Hey, you had your savings that I couldn't access because you blew the identities. You know, there was nothing for Brad's defense. Man didn't even get a trial. just popped up in supermax. Transports taken care of. Ron's dependable, you see. Oh, his and hers, huh? because of your independent spirit. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Before you go, show me the loot. I It's perfect. Perfect for [ __ ] what? For squaring things with that Mexican psycho. We give him this and you end your
relationship with that little lady. Maybe we won't be deadman in Los Santos. I don't [ __ ] see that Silicone City again. It'll be too soon. But this is my job, not your call to make. N your job [ __ ] things up with the Mexican to begin with. My job, my score. Guess your own. Wait. You give me that case, I'll give you something bigger. What? Union Depository. [ __ ] off. Can't be done. I never said impossible. Just very difficult. Virgin suicidal. That a line you're afraid to cross? Come on, T. You remember
the dreams? Couple kids pulling jobs. The big one. I know it sounded crazy back then, huh? But hey, you and me together again with Lester and Franklin on board, we can do this thing. T, this ain't no dream no more. You keep the case. [ __ ] me. Okay. Hey. All right. Here. Keep that silly [ __ ] thing. And you can keep Patricia as well. All right. Because I respect that lady and I ain't going to hold her back. Thank you. Just remember, I'm going to be keeping my eye on you every inch of
the way. All right, Cor. And if that bastard [ __ ] cheats on her one more time, I don't know what I'm going to do. You know, Trevor, we both know you're not the marrying kind. But hey, it's great to be back in business, huh? Let's bring it on. The big one. The big one. Hello. Townley's on the line, too. Hey, Trev. All right. I need your whole crew over at Cape Catfish. We're moving on the chemical weapons plant. No, no, no, no, no. I just gave something to Lester. I need to deal with some
stuff. Get back to Los Santos. Just uh give me a week. We got the equipment with your Pledo money. The gang banger's already on the way. The window's open, my friend, and you are jumping out of it. [ __ ] [ __ ] Los Santos ain't going anywhere, bud. Hey, what's up? Oh, hey, man. How you doing? I was wondering, have you heard from your family? Yeah, sure. No, that's a lie. Haven't heard a [ __ ] thing. Hey, that's [ __ ] up, man. Yeah, well, it's not going to matter. We're all going to
be dead in about a half hour anyway. What's going on, ladies? Hello, Trevor. What kept you? Business, Michael. Business. All right. I'm the CEO of a big international corporation. It's very time consuming. Nothing, of course, you'd understand being a gentleman of leisure. You know, you know, Franklin, if there's one thing that you're going to learn from being around us, please. [ __ ] insanity. Then they can't fry you. If you want something done, go to the busy man. This rich [ __ ] is useless. Ho ho, hold on, man. Can y'all knock this [ __
] off? Oh, look. Boys. Your boys. It's the feds. Hey, where's the other three? What other three? We told you to bring along six. This is a six-man job. No, you didn't. Dave did. No, Dave didn't. You said you do it. That is a freaking lie. I do not get things wrong. All right, great. Then we're out of here. [ __ ] it. Let's go. You three can do it alone and I [ __ ] you. You do your own dirty work. Hey, I do my dirty work every day. Keeping the country safe from scum
like you. And you're doing a great job, sir. Hey, you want this job done? Then come with us. Huh? Come on. Come on, Mr. Leisureware, Mr. Depressed Accountant. Let's go save America. Who the [ __ ] are we saving it from this time? This is the real deal. My sources are convinced there's a plot in international affairs, you know, the agency, and they're using this facility to make a serious nerve. [ __ ] Yeah. Which they plan in their mind-blowing insanity to let a major terrorist release on a metropolitan area so they can continue to
get funding. Nothing increases funding for fighting terrorism more than successful acts of terrorism. So, all right. So, let me get this straight then. No, no, no, no, no, no. There is no getting it straight. That's the point. Now, we're doing this. You two are on Getaway. [ __ ] off and make it happen. Michael, you're with us. What size flipper you wear? Agent Norton, it's been a while since you were in the field. The sight of you and Neoprene is something we say for our worst enemies. Shut up. I'll be fine. And you get in.
You're driving. Go down the coast. The facility's a few clicks south of us. Listen to me, Steve. No wise cracks. Got it? No [ __ ] cliches. We're fighting for the freedom of the people today. Don't lecture me on patriotism. You've been living outside the system too long. Social responsibilities a joke to you. So maybe I redeem myself, get killed in the process, huh? That old [ __ ] No one is dying on my watch. Not even the burnout bank robber with temper issues and nothing to live for. A hero's death is too good for
you. You'll die in the ignam mini you deserve. Oh, thank God. Fate shall carry me safe through these selfless acts of charity. This is the bay. We can get in through the discharge tunnel. Here it goes. There'll be a crate over the outlet. Townley, you've got the cutter. When we get there, go to work punching through. Roger that. I'm taking the oxyhydro cutter to the great that's burning at over 3 and 12,000°. Yeah, thanks for the science lesson. Can I keep this for the next vault I hit? You've got a limited supply of gas in
the cutter, so get this right. [sighs] So, you got any more little facts for me from the instruction manual? Thought you'd want some intel on the equipment we sourced using your hard one funds. I figured it was all going to go on a wardrobe full of windbreers. Oh, and maybe some nipple clamps. That should do it. Okay, we swim down the tunnel, gain access to the facility. You sure this thing comes out where you think it does? The intel is good. We're 100 yards out. Ah, I feel like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the statue
of happiness. Nice change from being up Trevor Phillips's ass all day. You feel that? Water's getting warmer. You wet your pants, Davey? This is a cooling tunnel. Of course it's getting warmer. No one urinated. Uh, I know for a fact that that ain't true. The problem with this job is I only get to know the criminals who are dumb enough to get themselves caught. Yeah, only I wasn't caught. Remember, I turned myself in. He makes a point. That makes you doubly dumb. [sighs] Final turbine. Nearly there. That's an air pocket. Take it up to the
surface, people. Come on. Get up the ladder. How are we? [groaning] Huh? We ready? I was born ready. Let's do this. Come on, Dave. What's the plan? Hey, hey, hey. We locate the toxin and action our escape strategy. That's what we got. Great. Lead the way. Bank. Your job is to keep this covert and non-lethal as long as you can. Against the wall quick. No. Wait. Hey. Defibrillate our friend here. Michael. Come on. Let's go. You don't be a hero. Drop your weapon. Identify yourself. Void his bow, bank robber. Okay, now hit the elevator. So,
what exactly does a neurotoxin look like? You're on a need to know basis. Bank robber, shut it. Elevator's coming down. Someone's on board. Out. Out. Out. Easy now. Easy now. Please don't. You got clearance. Give it up. Please don't hurt me. Give up your access card. Grab the card. All right, we go. How you feeling about this? I'm feeling pretty damn fine. Yeah, if only your camera crew was here. Eyes right. Stay on top of this. Clear. Let's go. Two lab geeks. Got to deal with them. We got to keep moving along here and to
the left. Don't sit there. Bring it to them. Behind the wall. Security detail about to make a pass. Team incoming. Make a call. I dare you. Clear. [screaming and groaning] We move forward. You got the access card. Swipe us in. There's a lab rat in with the toxin. Let's do this. Door. Now you won't get in here. Door can only be triggered internally. Wait. Someone's coming. I'm on it. You hands up. Back up. Back up. And freeze. We get collateral. You want to see his very large brain smid on the glass? Open up. Stickup guy.
You're expendable. Get the nerve agent. Move it. Move it. This will make me [sighs] the most dangerous man in the country. I'm also the most [ __ ] scared. Oh man. Thank you, federal government. These scientists have done enough good work for today. Put them to sleep. You Damn it. We need to get the nerve agent into a refrigeration unit. Warning, facility has been breached. The facility has been breached. You got the right weapon. This shit's about to get real. Sex detail there. Come on. Push through. Hurry. We got to go. Another [screaming] guard for
bastard. Left up here. Watch for the exit. Corridor goes around to the left. You [screaming] hit me in the wrong place and we're all [ __ ] [screaming] Let's go. Let's go. Take a step back. Let's get moving, people. Who's on? Hey, you work for the wrong branch of the government. Move to the door. Come on. Let's go. This ain't a rescue mission. Ape, you're on your own. Final search. Let's get that hot sauce from the fridge. A distress signal will have been sent out. Expect reinforcements. The military. Great. Don't shoot me. I'm carrying nerf
toxins here. Let's do this. Give me cover. This is for the greater good. Allegedly. Dick. Stay down. You chose the wrong line of work. Get the agent in the refrigeration unit. It's over in that container. Come on. Here we go. Get her on ice before the sell by. Okay. Steady. Easy does it, M. Just as I was getting used to having the apocalypse in my pocket. There you go. Phillips is on his way. Good. Get this thing ready to move. I'm just a couple clicks out. The package ready. Package is ready. Get over here, man.
I can't believe they spent the tank from the Pledo job on this chopper. It's a flying pig rig. Hey, we need a flying pig rig right now. Hover over the container and we'll hook it up. Bring her down. We missed the window. Agent response team's already in the building. It's never too late. We're going. Let's go. It's too risky, Bandido. That bird goes down and takes half the West Coast with it. You know what? If you're done puking up excuses, how about we come up with a solution? Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah, you go. I'll
stay cover. [ __ ] It's fine by me. And the dead bodies. I'm lucky I'm not one of them. Come on, let's go. [screaming] Oh, FIB special agent. I got discovered. Detain this man. [ __ ] you. I should detain you. I just took a bullet for my country. Time to go. Bring us up. What happened back there? Where's Agent Haynes? Don't tell me we suffered casualties. Only self-inflicted ones. [ __ ] guy shot himself so he could pass as a double agent. Maybe they'll debrief him with a 12-in aluminum flashlight. Ain't took the easy
way out. We're the ones hoping we'll outrun the agency response team. I think Franklin's the one taking the easy way. Guy's got his feet up in an aircraft hanger. Look, let's just get to the airport so we can finish this [ __ ] When you drop us, I'll take the nerve agent. Mr. Phillips, can I trust you to dispose of the chopper? I got more important things to worry about messing around with this stupid chopper. Like things that actually mean something. Not madeup wars with madeup enemies. Matters of the heart. Is he [ __ ]
with me? Probably not. Hey, Frank. It's cracking, man. So, the chemical weapon in there, right? If it even is a chemical weapon, hell, it could be shaving cream for all I know. By the way, next time you're getting wet. Oh, but there won't be a next time, will there, Davey? There never is. I'll do my best for you. I always try. Yeah, well, maybe this time we'll get lucky. Maybe this time Steve will succumb to the strains of enhanced interrogation techniques. Interrogate him? Are you insane? I'm probably decorating him right now. Hey, David, your boys
at the agency are on to you, remember? Huh? You and Stevie. Just try and keep your heads down. Yeah, but Who is this? Oh, [ __ ] a. Yes. What's up, man? My days in the wilderness are over. Lester, he settled up with that crazy Mexican [ __ ] Gave him the artifact. Now, as long as Trevor handles the wife, we're good. But what about him, man? [ __ ] him. He likes the desert. Besides, we do one big score, we're all going to have to go our own separate ways anyway. Oh, man. I can't
wait to get back to that movie studio. Yo. All right, man. Well, [ __ ] I'll holl at you later then. All right. What a [ __ ] show. I'll tell you what, you can take this desert and stick it. My life may be a world of pain, but from here on out, it's going to be cool, comfortable, airond conditioned pain. Take it easy. I had a wonderful time, Trevor, but we both know I made a vow to my husband. I know you have a great pain inside you, but you are a beautiful man. I've
never been so happy and so sad in my life. You have a beautiful way with words. I'm sorry. Everyone I love bad is me. I am not abandoning you. I am going home. You mistreat you. I know. I know. No, stay. You better treat her right, man. I will, amigo. Yeah. Otherwise the other ear. Of course, the way I see things, you and me and Michael, we we're friends now. Good friends. Such good friends that we will make a great effort to avoid one another. That's [ __ ] perfect. Thank for this statue. It is
exquisite. Yeah. Yeah, I will. I miss you already. What the f word are you doing here? That's a funny way to greet your cousin. You ain't my god damn cousin. Trevor, I thought we was family. Please just go and ruin somebody else's home furnishings. Who the f is that boy? No one, my sweet. Hey, by any chance did you catch crabs at that conference? Floyd, I heard that those conferences are regular little [ __ ] huh? Guy, come in. I'd like you to leave right now. Oh, yeah. Some serious corporate gang banging going on, right?
Yeah. With every executive and director of communications from here to Bangalore taking it left, right, and center in the name of team training, right? I mean, now that's what Floyd told me yesterday as he was staring at my uh my penis. I want you to leave now. Look, this is all I've got. All right. I had a tough upbringing. My daddy was not nice to me. Okay? And look, Deborah, I love you and I love you, too, Floyd. Why can't we all just be together? Huh? You can have Mondays through Thursdays. You can have the
weekends. All right. I know that's not normal, but in this crazy crazy world, is normal so good. Huh? Look, Deborah. Floyd, will you marry me? Get out of my condo. And you go, too. Floyd, I told you I've got a career. I [screaming] don't need this this this crap. Yes. There. You made me swear. You're crap, Floyd. Crap. You're not a man at all. Bob's right about you. Oh, who's Bob? I want both of you to go now. You and your weird friend. Whoa. Hey, my name is Trevor, sweetheart. I could give a [ __
] what your [ __ ] name is. I'm not afraid to use this. I'm not. Bob taught me. [ __ ] Bob. You people are not very [ __ ] nice. Oh, hey there Trevor. Hey there, Wade. Did you meet Gabbor? Interesting lady. I should probably go say hi. I wouldn't. Why not? Let's go get in the car. All right, let's go have the time of our lives. I know just the place. I could run in and get Floyd and Deborah. I know she seems kind of uptight, but she can have fun. M. No, I
don't think she can. Wade, just Floyd then? Floyd's going to meet us there. Floyd's trip. Exactly. Oh, Trevor, what have you got all over yourself? You're all red. You got You got syrup? Yeah. [screaming] Syrup. Accident. Accidents. We've all been there. We sure have. But But don't taste like carrot. Don't taste me. All right. Just no licking. Okay. Hey, you remember when we met? Sure. Last year I hooked on the lake of the gathering with Daisy Bell and Kush Cronic and and you stopped in Sandy Shores to get lit and you met a dealer and
he looked after you when your friends had abandoned you. That was weird, weren't it? The last time I saw him, it was with you driving out to the quarry and then they just disappeared. Right. I mean, they were gone. Some friends, right? And now cousin Deborah don't want you around. I mean, there's a pattern here. Chicago did get messy. The pattern is you can't rely on anyone. Anyone except me. Here we are. What do you think? So if you wear a flag going to meet up with your strip club. Oh yeah. Unlike him. He's a
real homebody. He loves that apartment. Interestingly, you and me, we got a new home. Where? Here. Right here. Amigo, prepare to meet your new partner. Hey, Lester. Hey. Uh, Trevor just called about the um the big one, the the UD. You know anything? Yeah. I told him we could hit it. You down? Of course I'm down. Look, I'll get my research together and meet you at Trevor's. He's taking over the vanilla unicorn gentleman's club. All right. Message Franklin. Hey, Molly. I'm outside the studio. All right. go over the wall and find the car on the
lot. And then what? Only the principal actors and stunt people are authorized to go near it. So you could get in wardrobe and play the part or try something else. All right. When you're out of there and clear of studio security, call me. This fruit salad has pineapple in it. I don't know how many times I have to tell you I'm allergic. Do you understand? Do you understand? Now listen to me. Just get the [ __ ] out of here. I'm sick of looking at your face, Tina. [screaming] Whoa, whoa, whoa. You need to get
on set. Where the hell is Brandon? Jesus. Are you going to find him? Someone's got to find him. What is the point of building all these sets? We got to put Brandon's head on the guy's body in post. At least get him a mask or makeup or something. Somebody do something. Excuse me. away from the car. Stop right there. Find him. I thought I had final approval on all stump performance. I haven't approved this guy. Get him out of the car. You idiot. What's Brandon doing? [screaming] Oh my god. This is an abduction. Pull over,
creepo. Get off the wheel. I need to get the [ __ ] out of here. Studio security are shutting your ass down, wacko. Oh [ __ ] We going to lose these guys. Oh my god. Is this an abduction? No. You cool? No, I'm not cool. Not at all. I mean, chill out. I'm just interested in the whip. This button say spikes. What do you mean the whip? I could buy this car with what I make in a morning. I think you [ __ ] Sorry about that. I think you underestimating the value of this
automobile or overest Oh, that's what's up. Are overestimating your own talent. Uh, I think [music] you're underestimating what I get paid. You get paid a couple million for a morning's work? [ __ ] I should sack my agent. Yeah, [ __ ] Damn. What's this button do? [screaming] If you have the car, bring it to Hayes Auto in South LS. Mr. Weston is marathon training, but he can reconfigure his route to meet you there. All right, cool. I got the car. No drum. That's good. Enough of a money sink without the costs [music] that that
drama can bring. What kind of shape is the car in? We plan on refitting the guns to take live ammunition. Do the traffic spikes and ejector seat need replacing, too? Uh, both of those is going to need replacing. All right, good. One more thing. Mr. Weston's security detail are concerned about a suspicious figure near the garage. Let us know if you see something. You're developing quite the rep there, Slick. Insurance companies hate these kinds of claims. They don't like cats with the inside edge. shorten them either. So, how'd it go? Smooth enough. You know, movie
people. You know what the irony is? I'm a major shareholder in that same studio. So, we just did practically legal. Practically. [ __ ] Look at this [ __ ] You doing it big, my [ __ ] On the set, Lamar. What the [ __ ] are you doing here? Oh, chirp your boy Trevor. It's [ __ ] up when you got to get your GPS location on your homeboys through a [ __ ] speed freak. True that. Devin Weston, master of the two-hour female orgasm. What it is, Holmes? Lamar Davies. He was just leaving.
Hey, not on my account. You're looking for gainful employment, homie. Hell yeah. I'm always trying to get some [ __ ] paper. Just the type of guy I like to work with. Predictable. Hey, we could bring your boy here in on the last part of the shipment. Oh yeah, [ __ ] That's exactly what you could do. That's exactly what if you want him in, then you get him to boost the rest of the [ __ ] you got. Give me my money and I can go on with my [ __ ] life. Oh no.
Am I sensing tension here, Slick? He's the spirit, but you're the brains. Am I wrong? I can see it. Look, I need you on point when we move this stuff out of town. Yeah, whatever, man. Call me when it's done. And after this, make sure we got our [ __ ] check. All right, ciao, baby. It is what it is. Yeah, whatever. Anyway, come here. I'm going to put you in touch with my legal counsel. Hey, hey, don't touch me, homie. I don't get down like that. Yeah, let me tell you how the world works,
Slim. Hey, before you ask, the fridge is broken. That's all right. I've had enough of your hospitality already. I have changed my ways. All right. Yeah, I'm done with that crazy [ __ ] All right. I want to square things away with Merryweather, make sure the agency ain't coming back after us, and then do one last big score, and then you get to go back with your family. Me, I'm just going to live here. I'm going to run this this good business, showing people a good time. Bust Brad out of prison, and then, you know,
happy. So, how'd you come by this place anyway? I've had it for ages. So, you must know Leon, the old manager. Leon? I didn't. No. Yeah, whatever, man. So, what's going on here? What's going on is the big one. A long, long time ago in a far away place, there were three guys. Michael, Trevor, and Lester. And Brad. Uh, yeah, sure. Brad was there sometimes as well. I mean there were other guys though too. So uh anyway we uh robbed and lied and we hurt people. Pretty much lived a low life kind of existence but
always dreaming of one thing and one thing only. The big one. The big one. The big one. What is the big one? [laughter] The Union Depository. Around 200 million in gold bricks. All taken from kindly Uncle Sam, who will spend the rest of our lives being hunted by government officials if we live through the attempt, but it'll be my uh our masterpiece. So, gentlemen, let's do our civic duty and get out there and find some gainful employment this way. Let's go. Big one. Come in. You there? All right, we're on a strict schedule. There's a
couple of armored cars on a dry run to the depository. Intel suggests they'll be going down Innocence Boulevard in East LS at approximately 15:30. Trevor and I need to map their route for a possible hijack point. So, we're going to his airfield in Blaine County and coming back in his chopper to intercept. Michael Franklin, all you got to do is take the temperature at the bank. See if there's anything that stands out. Hey, we uh taking the temperature? Yeah, you know, getting a feel for it. Security, exit routes, general vibe. All right. That doesn't look
like much, man. Security looks light. We send in a couple of sprung [ __ ] Clap clap. What are you talking about, Frank? Oh, I see it, man. Getting in the door is easy. It's a standard bank. It's getting underground is hard. Ain't that where the metal's kept? Right now we got to stop outside the Arcadia Center down on Alta Street. We can get a view of the back from there. Hey man, you might not notice it, but I picked up a few things rolling with you. I mean, there's times I think I got to
be the senior partner in the group from the way you and Trevor behave. Ah, sorry. There's history there. Yeah, it still ain't fully been explained to me, though. No. Well, remind me to go over with you again sometime, but not now. Whoa. Look, dog. Light again, man. Yeah. [ __ ] eerie, ain't it, man? You think they put more than one [ __ ] on our national [ __ ] reserves? Yeah. Huh. Maybe we really are broke. Trevor, how are you doing? Well, [groaning] like clockwork, Mikey. Like clockwork. You mentioned a uh job before. Something
I can help you with. I ain't even talk to Mike about it yet, but he's going to be on board. He's obligated. What is it? Ain't it obvious? Busting Brad out of the clink. Why don't you talk to Michael about it? Fine. [ __ ] I was going to pay you, man, when there ain't an obvious profit in something. You're a hard guy to motivate. 13:30. We're an hour down, two to go. You're the one who keeps talking about the schedule, Les. Come on. Mike's observations fit with your scheme. Be careful not to get too
close to the prison. We'll trip an alarm. Good point. Don't want them jumpy for the breakout. Ah, yeah. So far, yeah, the security is internal rather than external. It's quiet enough that any disturbance is going to get picked up immediately. What those two don't know is there's a special team of cops on standby 24/7 waiting on a signal from the UD. Won't go out on any other call. And it's never been hit. Man, those guys must get bored. They may be cops, but they work for the government. There's nothing government workers love more than to
accept tax dollars for doing nothing. Oh, yeah. that and spying on innocent people. Getting paid to do nothing and spying on innocent people. Now, who does that remind me of? Anyway, if we want to hit the vault in a way that people will notice, the key will be to divert the security team. Divert it? You said they hold out for calls from the UD and that's it. They do. So, we'd have to hit it twice. Once to distract them and once to get it done. You're going to find someone willing to get caught hitting a
super bank just as a distraction? I was thinking Michael. It might appeal to his ego. Oh, [groaning] what am I saying? We got the perfect guy for it. Come in, Michael. We have a visual on the convoy. Keep with them, T. Do whatever Les needs you to do. We're mapping the route and finding an ambush point. Stay with them. What kind of ambush spot are we looking for? I tend to wait in the john, catch them with their drawers down, but I guess that won't work here. No, it uh won't. We're looking for somewhere with
cover for us and no escape routes for them. Ah, the same principle as a men's room. Yeah, uh I guess. What about here for the job? Where? Under one of the bridges. It's on route and we'll have plenty of cover. It's too open. There's a number of get outs and we'd be compromised if they were driven off the road into the river. We could recover the cars. With the right equipment, we'd haul them up the side. A central station is monitoring the car's positions. If the GPS tracker reads it's down there in the channel, we'll
have red flags all over the place. Fine. What you thinking? I'm thinking I don't like being in close proximity to you for extended periods of time and the same for short periods of time. There's ways to make minutes go by. I've lost sight of them. Think they might be in the tunnel. Don't worry. It's a straight road. They'll come out the other side. Now go around. Meet them at the other end. I was hoping they'd come through here. This tunnel would work for a switch. They go in, you come out. There they are. Back out
in the open. It'll need to be a quick turnar around, but you can take them in there. I'm picking up the cars. Right on time. Hey, it uh it looks like we're going to need some IDs to get in the building this way. I'm assuming that's doable. Left IDs I can handle. Onion 86 in sight. Stand by. Hey, I was expecting you 30 seconds ago. Tell that to the traffic. All right. Onion 86 in the building. Now, if I remember from planning the tool store job, they're excavating the new LS Metro tunnel around here. Take
us around the building and find the construction site. Roger that. Looking for a big [ __ ] That's the excavation. I need you to hold the chopper above it while I take a look. Hover above so I can shoot down into it. Now just hover here. No hints at supporting structures for the vault walls. Okay, nearly done. Looks pretty feasible. No steel supports. Just a minute. I think I've got everything I need to make some plans. Hey, so how you feeling about this? Feeling pretty good. We got Lester plan in it. He'll get us options.
There's you, a guy I know I can depend on. And then there's Trevor. Ah, yeah. Trevor will get it done. Yeah. Will he? I hope so, man. I hope he holds it together. Hey, you ain't done too good of a job at that yourself. You feel me? Yeah. Well, I ain't pissed off hillbillies. bikers, a Mexican gang, some Chinese gangsters, and a private army. Okay, so there's that. Yeah, but you just pissed off the FIB and the IAA and your family, man. You know what? I met Amanda, and I know who scares me the most.
Point taken. So, you going to tell me about this Brad dude and the deal with the FIB? What happened in North Anken back in the day anyway? This ain't the time, man. We about to go in together on the biggest job ever being pulled. There ain't never going to be a better time to fill me in on this [ __ ] It's complicated. All right, [ __ ] it. I'm going to ask Trevor. Don't ask Trevor. [ __ ] man. You sound shady, dog. Real shady. We'll talk. All right. Just later. All right. Holl at
me. Hey, when he's got something, Lester will be in touch. Hey, man. [ __ ] What do you want? I'm your friend. I don't want anything, man. Come on. Your company's good enough, huh? Same as always. Yeah. Thanks. I really appreciate that. So, family ain't back yet, huh? Nope. Ah, she's a goddamn fool, man. Despite all the chaos of these last few weeks, I think I finally figured it out. I know. Sounds ridiculous. No, actually, it does not sound ridiculous. You know, because you you're a killer, you know. You are a man of action. You
do not sit on couches. You take scores. You're back, man. We are back. All right. All we got to go do is bust out Brad and then we're golden, man. Franklin, he makes us multicultural. Lester makes it cyber. We're like modern America. We just get ourselves a gay friend. Bam. No, it's not it. I got money. It just makes you miserable. I want to make movies. Great. It's great. And uh so where exactly does this leave me in the second act of your life? We're going to do this last big job and then we're going
to dissolve the partnership. This is not a game to me. All right. This is a [ __ ] way of life. I got a [ __ ] family. Yeah. Well, I got nothing. No one gives a [ __ ] about me. I do. Oh, [ __ ] you. I saw your grave. I mourned you. And then it turns out that everything I [ __ ] thought about you was wrong. Everything. You're not dead and you're not a man. Well, what the [ __ ] are you? I'm your [ __ ] [screaming] nightmare. Enough with your
goddamn threats. Let me let me just ask you something. All right. Something I've been I've been thinking about. Up in North Yankton, exactly who was buried in your place? I never gave it any thought. You know what I'm thinking? I had no clue. You treacherous piece of [ __ ] You're [ __ ] dead. You're [ __ ] dead. Oh, [ __ ] Trevor. Hey, T. Ah, great. [ __ ] you. Hey, come on. Where you going? You know where I'm going. [ __ ] you. You don't need to go all the way to North
Yankton to find out what I can tell you over a couple beers back at my house. Come on. We'll order pizza. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] your pizza. [ __ ] everything it stands for. This is insanity. Oh, no. No. It's clear and reason thought. Finally. Stop your car. Come on. Come back. We'll talk. Oh, I'm not going to listen to another one of your lies. Hey, I'll lay it all out for you. Everything. Just stop the car. Turn around. I'm going up there to see it for myself. You'll be disappointed. Oh, I'll
be something. It'll be an antilimax. The grave's empty. Just a bag of sand. Something like that. Just smoke and mirrors. [groaning and screaming] The lies. How do you do it, man? The game is up. I'm trying to save your trip. You've done me enough favors, buddy. All right, save your [ __ ] breath, Trevor. Come on. [ __ ] you, Michael. Soon enough, I will. Damn. Special Agent Norton. [ __ ] Davey. [ __ ] He knows. I think he knows. What? Who? Think. [ __ ] [ __ ] How? I don't know how. He
used his head. But does he know? Does he know at all? Hey, he's on his way up to Ludenorf to confirm his suspicions. [ __ ] Then what? Then who [ __ ] knows what? I don't know. I'm going to go see if I can reason with him. Well, I come. But I I I I Yeah, don't worry about it. This is between me and him. Besides, if it goes wrong up there, I'm sure you ain't far down his list. That's good to know. harder to do anything. Listen, Amanda, we we're going to move to
Los Santos. Start over. I made a deal. The slate will be totally wiped clean. Hey, everybody pays attention. No one gets hurt. Trust me, darling. Look at me, Amanda. It was the only thing I could do. Either everyone dies or one guy gets out. I'm that guy. Slow and steady, team. Slow and steady. His name is Dave Norton. Nice guy. Realist. He gets the glory. I get out. It's not even a decision, Amanda. I don't have a choice. Do you want to die here where it's always snowing, or do you want to go and live
where it's always sunny? All right. You want to live? Tell me you want to live. Work this out. This out. some depot out of town. You don't need to know. Trust me, nothing is going to [music] go wrong. Nothing. Yeah, I hear you. We got to follow the plan. Everything will work out. I did the deal, Amanda. It's over. Baby, we get out. Be happy. be normal. It ain't supposed to go down like this. Like this. We did it, baby. We are home free. It's over. This is [ __ ] man. The thing is blown.
Just this one job and everything is done. Everything is done. Everything is done. Hey, you're wasting your time. Is that why you flew out here? Huh? Tell me I'm wasting my time. Go ahead, dig it up. I don't give a [ __ ] Yeah, it's what you look like. A guy who doesn't give a [ __ ] That's ridiculous. How long are you going to keep lying for, Mikey? Huh? When's it going to stop? What happens in the dark? Comes out in the light. I'll give it a rest, Trevor. There's nothing there. [sighs] This is
it. Moment of truth. [gasps] [groaning] As if I didn't know, Brad, look, we do what we got to do to survive. this thing. It didn't work out the way it was supposed to. Oh, how was that? Huh? With Brad in the cannon? Me in the ground or or or both of us in the coffin? Brad got shot. You saw it. He didn't make it. I got shot. I did. That's That's it. I think the only thing that didn't go as planned was me showing up on your doorstep 10 years later. Mikey, I mourned you and
I missed you. But I got a [ __ ] family, Trevor. We were all going to die. He did die. You reptilian [ __ ] I didn't want it to come to this. Yes, you did. You just don't have the [ __ ] balls to do it. But I do. I got more to lose than you. Never a truer word has been spoken, brother. Now pull the [ __ ] trigger. [panting] You ain't got the guts. Take the [ __ ] shot. Who is that? [ __ ] [ __ ] Phillips. Mr. T has requested
a word. Hey. Ho ho. I'm not the guy you're looking for. Hey, get the boyfriend. Boyfriend, [ __ ] Get out. [groaning] Who are your friends? T Get out the vent. Find it. You should have gone after the other guy. [ __ ] off, you confused pieces of [ __ ] Trevor, you dick. You're [screaming] way off, [ __ ] You're screwed. Give it up. Ah, you want a boyfriend, huh? I ain't got anything against you people. You're on ice, prick. This is how many guys you send to kill Trevor Phillips? Now you die. Phillips
[screaming] went that away. Hey, go [ __ ] yourself. You started this. And another van. [laughter] Okay. Hi, Dad. You forgot to check the train schedule. Trevor, [ __ ] You got nowhere to go, boyfriend. All right. All right. Get out the [ __ ] car. Trevor Phillips Industries. Mr. Phillips, this is Way Chang. You know my eldest son, Tao? Yeah, the Xnut. Backed out of a contract we agreed on. How is he? Still learning the ropes. Thank you. My friends miss you in North Yankton. I was hoping we could talk. Ha. Was that your
people? Ah, of course. So, I had to cut out. Your operation causes problem for me. I want to expand into Blaine County, but your business and your temperament prevent me from making inroads. Huh? Well, too bad. I don't know what you can do about that. I've already done something. We have your lover. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. My lover Michael De Santa, you live in your trailer together with the maid and then you were alone in that big house. Well, you're clearly very close. You know how much will you give up for his safety, [laughter]
my lover? Yeah, right. That's a tough break. I'd never want to double cross a friend and put him in danger, but you got to do what you got to do. My business ain't going anywhere. I'm serious about this. He will die. Tell him I love him dearly. Oh [ __ ] Trust me, you don't want to carpool with me. Yeah. Hello. [sighs and panting] Who is this? It's me. I shouldn't have called. Patricia, Mrs. Madrezo. Hey, are you behaving, Trevor? Yeah. Yeah, sure. Patricia, I really miss you. The time together was very important. I have
to go. Lamar Davis, what's up? I'm part of the team. That's what's up. Team? I don't do teams. Uh Devin Weston's car stealing team. The one Frank's running. Oh. Oh yeah, that one. Hey, look. I boosted the ride. I'm about to meet your boy Franklin and I need your ass to pick up the packer. Meet us outside the garage and we taking these [ __ ] up to Pledo Bay. All right, buddy. Fine. That's a long trip. Gangsters move. He waiting at the garage. The boost, homie. How did it go? Any problems? You know me,
fool. Yeah, I do know you, fool. So, what you think? Smooth as silk. I'm thinking where the blood stains and the bullet holes and [ __ ] man. [ __ ] that amateur [ __ ] behind me. I'm a professional now, like you and them old dudes. So, tell me what happened. I saw the ride. I took the ride. No drama, no security, no one saying, "Who the [ __ ] is this gangly [ __ ] doing in my car?" Nothing. That's worrying, man. That's some shady ass [ __ ] man. Chill. Jesus. Be careful.
Line it up on the truck. Hello. The final piece of the puzzle. There she is, homie. We straight. The boss man's happy. Then we'll get moving. And this old bust ass [ __ ] ain't no boss. Enough, [ __ ] Get your ass in the truck. Let's go. Sonora Freeway, passo Bay. Hey, it's uh cozy in here. Scooch up, homie. Yeah, scooch over here. Scooching in that crazy dude. Oh, hell no. That [ __ ] stank. Get over here. I don't bite. That ain't what I heard. All cannibalistic and [ __ ] Frank, what you
been telling him? I say what I see, homie. You dig on man meat. Ah, rumor and hearsay. We got a long way to go. I'd get comfortable. All right, [ __ ] But don't try nothing. How far is it? And this thing? About 4 hours. [ __ ] It's your operation, Slick. [ __ ] If you all right, I'mma catch up on some sleep. Go for it. It's all right being the boss. Meant to be running things, but this fool's sleep. Yeah, I'll be asleep when your ass stop talking, [ __ ] Something boss. Hey,
man. Where that other dude? The dude that creeped on that dude. Michael, his creeping days are done. Well, what you mean? He stopped creeping. No more creeping for him. He like retired from from creeping from everything. That's funny cuz like the boy Frank didn't mention [ __ ] about [music] that. And as a matter of fact, I don't even know the dude. But considering the mutual acquaintances we got, I would have liked an invite to the retirement party. There weren't no party. No party. I use the term retirement euphemistically, homie. For a dude that kills
dudes and eats dudes and [ __ ] dudes, you talk fruit. It's unconfirmed. What's unconfirmed? The fact that you talk stupid or the fact that you do some messed up [ __ ] or where the other dudes at? Like maybe you just did. The last one. Oh [ __ ] man. [ __ ] Do Frank know about this? I don't know if Franklin knows, but let's just let him sleep. [ __ ] Yeah, it's a bummer. But you know, he wasn't the good guy he made out. Man, dude was a killer, a thief, a liar,
and irritable as [ __ ] Yeah, a liar above all else. A [ __ ] liar. Homie, you sound like some [ __ ] he ain't called. Like, uh, he lied to me. I am some [ __ ] he didn't call for 10 years. [ __ ] man. He [ __ ] you. The [ __ ] got [ __ ] Damn, he [ __ ] the [ __ ] himself. Shut up, man. The first time's always special. I hope he was gentle with you. Enough of that. And enough about me [ __ ] I don't
do that as a rule. Maybe when I got to LS, I was I was a little overwhelmed by the place. I got a little out of control, but that ain't who I am for the most part. But the Michael [ __ ] you. Yeah, the Michael [ __ ] me. And the Michael [ __ ] Brad. And the Michael ran off with the fib. Brad? Who? Who the [ __ ] is Brad? Brad is our boy back from the day. And Michael killed him. Michael got him killed. He died when Michael faked his death. I
thought Michael died and Brad was in the pen when actually Brad was in the ground and Michael was in hiding. And now Michael's dead and it's all okay. Michael's current condition is unconfirmed. I said that. But if he was dead, you'd be cool because of this Brad dude who died whenever. Yes, man. But I thought you and Michael were tight. So did I. Okay, that make a lot of [ __ ] sense. It's a lonely old road, ain't it? Lonely? Hey, I couldn't say. I mean, not really. A road's a road. It ain't got abandonment
issues. Truckers on the black top making do. I don't need to make do. I need to make snaps on these rides. Sure. Yeah. The time will come. It's what happens before we get paid. is what? Franklin's asleep. It's just me and you. What? What you trying to say? You want me to jack you off or something? Jesus, no. God, no. Of course not. Unless, man, you was a sick fiend. Just fiending for some friendship. Friendship. Right. Whatever, man. It's just truckers are a symbol of this country. No part of its mythology. Like cowboys, gangsters, hobos,
gangbangers. Truckers are about the unsexiest myth I ever heard. Apart from hobos. Uh maybe tied with hobo. Freedom. Loners in the night. You know what truckers do? Cut up women and get other dudes to jack them off. Come to think about it, aside from not looking freight around the country, you got to buy all the necessary prerequisites for a fine career in haulers. No shame in that. If you don't want to get paid or enjoy human contact. Money's [ __ ] So is friendship. All right. All right. All right. I see you still touching. How's
Franklin doing over there? A dude getting paid to sleep. Don't even worry about him. Ah, the sleep of innocence. So he like in charge on this one. You work for him? He's a kind of figurehead. A puppet if you like. With Deon Weston's hand up his ass. Right up to the elbow. That dude real shady. Ooh, it's repulsive. But well, once he's paid us, he can be whatever we want him to be. What you want him to be? I want him to be someone who understands that all the money in the world can't save him
from a nasty guy who thinks he's an [ __ ] Now that's something I want to see. So, uh, tell me, man, how y'all end up meeting? Michael introduced us. Me and Frank didn't exactly travel in similar circles. Nah, I mean the creeper. Michael? I don't know. Yeah, you know. Sorry if I don't want to reminisce. Your wounds ain't healed. Oh [ __ ] What's happening? Wake up, you dozy [ __ ] One time was on a ride. What you going to do, old fearless leader? Okay, [ __ ] I got an idea. Keep driving.
I'mma take the tricked out JB700 and get rid of the tail. Devon's lawyer said there'd be [music] some new hardware on board. Hey, don't forget the headset, homie. You are transporting stolen cars. Pull the packer to the side of the road. They must have waited till we was out of town. Yeah, it looks like it don't. We have reason to believe you were transporting stolen vehicles. Move to the side of the road. Perfect. How did you not see me? Get hurt. Oh, ain't nobody telling you more. Sure. The vehicle stolen. Pull it over. Man is
never easy. You've been caught with the merchandise. Get out of the truck. [screaming] [ __ ] Come here. Let me see if I can split them up. [screaming] [ __ ] [ __ ] We can't lose these rides. I thought you said the coast was clear when you boosted in the bar. It was. They sneaky [ __ ] Let's do police, homie. Get these rollers off us. [screaming] We need to save these, [ __ ] No, no, no. [screaming] [screaming] Man, dealing with these pigs is above my bank rate, homie. [screaming] If we don't lose
these cops soon, the drop off is blown. Come on, CEO. [screaming] Man, it look like we smoked all the one time. [music] [music] Hello. Hey, Miss Franklin. Franklin Clinton. Mr. Clinton. Sure. For the record, this falls under attorney client privilege. We got that shipment me. You know, cops was all over it, but we lost it. Where exactly you at? Proio truck stop. Get here soon. Hey, I'mma speak to the legal council woman. Get us paid. Yeah, I heard about that CEO pay [ __ ] Just make sure it's fair salary for the workforce, [ __
] Yeah, what he said. You taken care of. Head back to town. Hello England. Yeah. Where Devon at? somewhere meditating or ripping somebody off. In light of the drama your efforts caused, we felt it was not perhaps the best idea for you two to be seen together for a while. Where's the money? Mr. Weston is one of the most brilliant investors the world has ever known. He's obviously a maverick, but he's also rigorous in his research. Yeah, he may be brilliant. Look, let me be the first to tell you, he ain't going to fall in
love with your ass. Now, where the [ __ ] is my money? The best thing that could have happened to you in the situation has happened. He is going to hold your money, invest it in his alpha fund, and make the funds available to you at a time as the transfer will not induce any undue attention. Which is a polite way of saying I'm getting robbed. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? That is a short-sighted and frankly immature way of seeing things, Mr. Clinton. Let's go. I boost cars and pop [ __ ] Maturity
is not really my [ __ ] thing. Franklin, what's happening, Lester? Hey, look. You seen Michael, man? The contact he set me up with is holding out on the payment, dog. Huh? Um, let's see. His phone is offline. His credit cards aren't active. This is aberant behavior. H last usage is for a flight to North Yankton. There there was a signal from his cell back in Los Santos, but now nothing. Damn. Is he in the city, dog? [ __ ] he could be in trouble, huh? I don't know, but it's worth speaking to Trevor. Most
likely he was with him in the Midwest. I'll get him to come see you. [ __ ] All right, homie. Look, send him to my aunt's crib. All right. We are women. We are free. We're breathing end to the patriarchy. We are women. Hear our pain. We are women. Hear our shout. We are women. Have no doubt. We are women. We are free. Shut the [ __ ] up. Thank you. Oh my n word. Huh? What's up, homie? Huh? Oh, what a [laughter] Is that how you act, huh? When a When a friend makes a
mistake, huh? Really? Oh, oh, so what? It's just me getting hurt. Is that funny? No. Huh, man? Well, [ __ ] you. I'm going to put you in the [ __ ] ground. You laugh at me again, man. Calm down. I have met a lot of [ __ ] in my life, but you Oh, you're not long for this world if this is the way you [ __ ] act. You little jumped up [ __ ] Look, how about this, man? Calm down. It was funny at first, man. I made a mistake. Unfortunately, man, you
failed. It was funny. All right. I apologize. I accept your apology. Okay. All right. So, let's hug it out. Mhm. Right. You're [ __ ] gotcha. Oh, [ __ ] No, I'm not funny. [ __ ] [ __ ] [screaming] [groaning] [ __ ] I had a difficult childhood. Damn, [sighs] man. You all right? Just I'm just [ __ ] on edge, you know. Look, I love you, right? But I would have I would have [ __ ] Look, man. Lester said you had some information for us about Michael. Michael? [ __ ] Michael. I
hope he's dead, man. I know y'all two, man. Come on, man. You two had beef before, but what the [ __ ] happened in North Yankton? Somebody pinched him, man. Who? My friend Ron met these Chinese [ __ ] They're from Yang Shan and China. We had some problems. They mistakenly thought Michael was a human being and kidnapped him. Yeah. And now it looks like they holding him somewhere in the city. Yes. Come on, bro. Well, go [ __ ] yourself. You want that piece of [ __ ] That's your [ __ ] business. All
right. He's dead to me. All right. And chances are if and when I see him, he's going to be dead to everyone else as well. Hey, come on, bro. Don't do that. You're pushing your luck, pal. What was that? What? What was that? Uh, nothing. [groaning] [ __ ] [screaming] Everybody [ __ ] Hey, it's me. What did Trevor say, man? Michael's being held by a Chinese crew because of Trevor. The irony isn't lost. I'm sending you an app for your phone. Michael cell just came back online. This will track its signal. It'll work better
the closer you get. Be careful. Sure. Not lovers. He's laughing at you, you [ __ ] idiot. You're making a mistake. It cost a lot of money to track you down. I had to call in every favor I could in the Midwest and then you kill several good men. Good day, huh? Good day. Good [ __ ] day to you. Killer Phillips isn't coming. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, let me down. Let me [ __ ] down. free. Oh boy. [screaming] [screaming] Don't tell her. You got a whole white dude that don't
belong to you. Michael dog, where you at? Hey, where it got you, man? Hey, Michael. Where you at, bro? Michael, you in here, man? Michael, in case you ain't figured out, I ain't paying no risk. Hey. Hey, it's Frank. What he got? The machine stuck, man. Get here before he comes back and eats me. Come on. I'm coming, man. [screaming and groaning] about this [ __ ] You want two seconds? There's more guys coming from down there. Throw me a gun. Now [screaming] you strapped, man. You was right, my boy Tommy. They got you locked
down hard, homie. [ __ ] Yeah, it turns out they really want Trevor dead. Go figure. Hey, look out. Two dudes coming from the left. How many dudes they got in here? Hang in there, dog. What else am I going to do? What the hell, man? I'm going check around the corner. Can you get yourself down? There's no time to get me down. Clear the corridor first. Don't need me twice. Damn. How many of these [ __ ] are there? [screaming and groaning] Get up. Let's go. Come on, Mike. We the ones who should be
pissed with you. Hey yo, beef with Trevor Phillip. What the [ __ ] [screaming] That's the last [ __ ] time I get mistaken for Trevor's friend. woman. [screaming] Action over here, man. That's it, man. Let's go. Oh no. Come on. Come on. Let's go. This is my rescue mission, dog. We're going. I just want to get home. I'm going to get you there. Holster. Hey, we picked up the tail. [ __ ] I'll lose them. Okay. Turn around, you pricks. This the easy part, man. Sit tight. See what we did to your boys in
the slaughter house. Turn around, you pricks. [screaming] [ __ ] you. Is that it? We clear? Yeah, man. We clear. [ __ ] me, man. What a scene that was. That's about the size of his [ __ ] Yeahoo. Back there on that meat hook. I thought it was over when the dude had the knife on me, man. I thought the same thing. Frank, thank you, bro. You didn't have to. Yeah, bro. You [ __ ] Of course I did. If this [ __ ] means anything, [ __ ] The second I knew. Hey, how'd
you even find me? Lester sent me this app that track your sales signal. Ah, Lester. But how'd you even know I got snatched up? Trevor told me kind of. I asked him what he knew about you disappearing in North Yankton. Yeah, I bet he wasn't that forthcoming, was he? Well, he told me in the end. How'd they pinch you anyway? A [ __ ] We're up there and Trevor freaks the [ __ ] out. He was about to kill me, Franklin. And then these Chinese guys show up, they take me, he [ __ ] off.
For real? Too real. Okay. Well, if you don't want to talk about that, how about Devin Weston? Weston? What about him? We delivered the last of them cars. Only he ain't paid us yet. Says he going to invest the [ __ ] money. Well, he's a clever guy. You know, that might not be such a bad idea. Are you [ __ ] serious? Look, Franklin, you're going to get your money, okay? From the sounds of it, you'll even get some interest, too. And I got this other deal with Weston down at the film studio. So,
we got to wait for that to play out before I got any leverage over your deal. For real? Come on, Franklin. I had my feet chained to a meat hook for the last few hours. Give me some time. I'll figure it out. I promise. Yeah, whatever. I need to see others in the glass. All right, then. I'll see you for sure. Hey, sure you don't want to come in? What? Your big empty ass house, dog? I'm depressed enough already. All right. Well, listen. Thanks. Look, man. Before you go, what the [ __ ] happened up
there? I said Trevor went crazy, tried to kill me. I got jumped by the Chinese, man. Before all that, I'm talking about the feds. Trevor, this guy Brad. Man, I know what you meant. All right, look. I made a judgment call. I don't know if it's the right one. I did what I thought I had to do. I had a young family, Franklin. I was running with a crew of crazy [ __ ] with nothing to lose. I saw an out. A future for me, for my family. I took it. You took it, man. You
burned every [ __ ] you've ever known. It was that or die. Look, I know it sounds cold. I don't expect you to understand it. Not yet. But you will when you got ties of your own. Look, you wake up one day and and your legs, they just give. You just can't run anymore. All right, man. Look, you watch your back, all right? When Trevor finds out you still alive, I don't know what the [ __ ] he going to do. Don't worry about Trevor. He's not going to get near me. Hey, you watch your
back. You hear me, dog? It ain't me he coming for. We straight. It's you, dog. It's you. I'm just saying. Doc. Hey, it's me, Michael. Kasa, amigo. Not good. Things have been pretty [ __ ] up. You seem particularly confused, Mikey. Tell me why. You know, been a little up, a little down. Doc, what about the bad? Michael, tell me. I've been doing some thinking. I put my feet up and I reflected. My feet were literally up on a [ __ ] meat hook. You know, I think that did more for my mental health than
all these years of therapy combined. I know what I want now. Trevor, he's on to me. That's fine, though. You know, it was bound to happen sooner or later. What I want, what I want is I want my family back. I want to make something. I don't want nobody owning me. I'm paying the last of my debts, Doc, and I'm starting over again. That sounds like a breakthrough. Michael, you needed time to reflect on the work we've done together. Don't undervalue the benefit of these sessions. Have you acted out in any other ways? [sighs] Sometimes
I'm fine docking. Sometimes I'm a [ __ ] maniac. It's like I'm two different people and I don't like either one of them. I think split personality is the least of your problems. You're deranged. I really just want to be happy, Doc. Is that so bad? Okay. Okay. Anything else? What about sex, Michael? I'm doing well, Doc, in that regard. Nothing to report. Not one single thing. That's great, Michael. It's real progress. See, treatment works when you try. Ever since I pulled that [ __ ] house off that [ __ ] hill, my [ __
] life has been [ __ ] [ __ ] The thing is, Michael, you know me. I'm not a sugar coder or a script writer. I mean, we tried a full range of pharmaceutical solutions a couple of years ago, and that went nowhere we want to go back to. Agreed. Agreed. I ain't doing that again. Pissing myself, crying, sleeping in dinner, and howling in the middle of the night. [ __ ] that [ __ ] Mhm. Maybe we got the doses a little wrong. You're going to have to get yourself under [snorts] control. Listen, next
time we meet, perhaps we should meet back at my office. But uh I'm sorry. I'm afraid face tof face sessions have got a little more expensive. I thought you said phone sessions were more expensive. Well, they were, but I realized that wasn't fair. So, I raised the price on face to face. I'm sure you understand. And if you don't, maybe you should. Be well. What's going on? Oh, just enjoying a little labor dispute. See, we're about to do something really, really bad. So, I need to present myself as a proper textile magnet. So, so you
stop making anything? Nothing looks more suspicious in America than someone who's actually prepared to make something. Jesus. What about you? H pocket Trevor, we're having some problems. Brad. Yeah. What else? Anyway, the Union Depository is on hold for now. Can't do it without him. Especially now that he knows. Thank god you guys are here. You alone, Davey. Where's your boyfriend Steve? He's on his way up. Yeah, they're up here. Listen, this shit's about to hit the fan. Our entire lives together has been nothing but a series of fans and shits. sort this problem out for
me and I will get Mr. Leisure Wear off your back. And if we don't, then I will go to jail and you will get shot. Nah, [ __ ] you, Dave. I've heard it all before. Not like this you haven't. Has he briefed you? Oh, well, yes, he has. He told us that if we do what you say, then together we can take down the big bad wolf that is government corruption. Yeah. And if you don't, we're all going to fry because the agency's on to us. I've even got some fools in our own bureau
that are questioning my methods. They think I'm a liar, a cheater, some kind of a killer, and a thief. So So there's some uh evidence, and I need you guys to find out what they know. All right. So what? Want Lester here to hack into the system? Wipe it all clean. No, no, no. That will not work. The only way to access it is through your buildings. [ __ ] me, Michael. You'd be doing me a very big favor. And if you do this, I will make sure that all your files are deleted. I promise
you. Hey, it's the last thing we do and we're done. Period. Of course. I'm a man of my word. Dave, let's go. Come on, Lester. Let's go. Good luck, gentlemen. Take us to the bureau parking garage entrance. So, you got any idea how we'll do this? Scope it out? Not really, but I thought we'd start by finding a way into the building. We're going in through the parking lot? No, no, no. We're waiting for someone to come out of it. A janitor. All right. And how's that going to get us in? Well, the janitors are
all on temp contracts. They get replaced when their backs go or they ask for a day off. So, we find one of these guys. We turn him and that's our end. Okay. There a particular guy? I'm in the temp company's database right now. I found a guy about to clock off the file here. Let me see. Harvey Molina, license plate 83 QSL722. And we'll follow him and see what we think. Sounds good. Here we are. Let's wait for him. Here we go. Nope. So, what do you think about this whole messed up situation? I think
they'll either kill you after this is done or keep you doing these stupid jobs until they don't have to kill you because someone else has done it for them. Yeah, that sounds about right. Something's coming. That's not it. So, what do we do? What can we do? We do the job. Then maybe you can delete the files when you're inside doing whatever else you're doing. That might be a way out. Yeah, well, a way out is exactly what I need. That's it. This is not the car we're looking for. It's hard to get motivated on
a job without financial incentive. You can't put a price on freedom. Well, that spur won't be there for the crew. I'm going to ask Mr. Haynes for a budget. Maybe the leftover cash from [music] the Pledo score. We need something. Yeah. See what you can do. What's this? Another guy. That's the one. You know the drill. Couple of car links. So, what's going to happen when this guy gets wherever he's going? He's going to get his severance package. Huh. I can't tell if that's some creepy euphemism or a plain statement of facts. It's whatever you
want it to be. Okay. Hey, you mind put away the smartphone or pad or whatever the hell that is for a minute. I just spoke with Agent Haynes. We've got the budget to pull this off. Good. Come on. What do we do when he gets home? What do we need from him? We need cooperation and maybe his overalls and an ID. And if he don't cooperate, you know what it's like to clean up [ __ ] for Steve Haynes. He'll cooperate. Drive like a sane person for once, please. I appreciate the advice. He's pulling up.
Park down the block. Go in and have a word. Harvey Molina. Hey, Marilyn. How's that cable connection coming along? Fine. Fine. Sorry. Look, um, I'm busy. Only when she needs something. Jesus. You got another one of those, Harvey? Who are you? The guy with your best interest at heart. I fill your pockets with money and all you got to do is take a little vacation. Hey, I work two jobs, man. I'll take any break I can get. Good. Hey, you want the beer? No, I'll just take the overalls. Oh, and your ID. It's in there.
Oh, and Harvey, I probably don't need to say this, but you don't play ball. I'll be forced to do something I really don't want to do. Enjoy your beer. successful. Oh yeah. Take me back to the factory. That was easy. Guess you were right. Steve Haynes is a shitty boss. Hey, I called Frank while you were in there. He's coming to meet us. Yeah. Huh? What do we need him for? Grunt work. Information gathering. What information? The plans to the office. There aren't any digital copies. Or if there are, I'm not clever enough to find
them. The architect is LSB, so I thought Brian could tail him. Take a hard copy. Sounds complicated. You sure you need these plans? Yeah, I do. If I'm going to find a way to bypass a couple of hundred million dollar worth of government security. Millions? They blew that much? Government contracts licensed to steal. Wow. We are in the wrong business. No, we've just taken the wrong contracts. Ah, he's already here. [ __ ] Hey, what's the problem, dog? Steve [ __ ] Hannes. Of course, it's Steve [ __ ] Hayne. It's always Steve Haynes. That
is not strictly true. It's either Steve Haynes or it's Trevor. It's his family. It's always one of them. Yeah, that's true. It is always one of them. A fat old [ __ ] with a horrible family and even worse friends. I told you, Franklin, I ain't a good role model. Yeah, whatever, dog. It's either this or Dylan dime bags. The bullets come cracking at your ass either way. Yeah, thanks. We need to find out something about this FIB building. A weakness or a way in next time I meet a morally destitute, totally delusional, highly corrupt
government agent. I hope he's a nice one. Man, I'm not going in that [ __ ] by myself. No, no, no, no, no. We need to do some recon. We need a little more information. [ __ ] I need the architectural plans, but they're not online anywhere. So, I'm going to need paper copies. Now, the architect's name is Chip Peterson. This was his first big commission and the office is down in Backlot City. All right, Franklin, you go tail him for a little while and then we'll talk. All right, dog. I got you. Try not
to hurt yourself. Oh, good, good, good. Mike, it's Franklin, man. I'm following the architect. All right, don't [ __ ] it up. Bye. Hey, stupid. You can't be on here without a hat. Yeah, thanks a lot. Site inspection. Architect on site. Anything we need to be worried about? The only thing we're worried about is you changing the plans again. There's always scope for improvement. Always is. Those idiots drill the new quesons on the west side. You're kidding me. The bedrock ends there. We need quesons on the east side. Ah, no drama. It's a government contract.
We'll be paid until completion. I ain't taking a fall for this screw- up. It's a government contract. No one's taking a fall except the government. no matter how Oh, look. It's the great RT. Study him and study them hard. I was going to wipe my ass on them. That's the engineers plans. Mine you treat like a religious text, remember? Yeah, that's it. Who is it? Heat. Heat. Ah, it's cracking. Hey, you got him? Of course I do, homie. Here. Thank you. So, all good? Sure, homie. So, is this [ __ ] for real? We just
going to rob the FIB and be allowed to walk by your boys like that? Yeah, I don't [ __ ] know. Probably not. All right, Lester, what do you got? I don't quite know yet. Give me a minute. I'm not a [ __ ] computer. Oh. Oh. Oh, maybe I am. [laughter] Here's what I think. We have two options. The new security software goes into containment mode in case of emergency. You know, uh, earthquakes, mudslides, acts of God. So, we could plant some firebombs. They go bang. The emergency call goes out. We hijack it, show
up as firemen, and then we grab the containment drive. Or we could hack the system on site. We'll go in by uh by air. Hope we don't run into too much physical resistance. Sounds relaxing. Either bombing our office ran by a division of corrupt government psychos or defeating one of the world's most complex security system using our worthless ass ninja skills. Huh. Yeah. Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. If you favor the firebomb containment drive option, you'll go in with that janitor's ID you picked up. It'll be at night when most of the workers are off. You
mop the place and plant the bombs where we need them. Seriously, I got a mop. Yeah. Yeah, you really do. They'll clock you on the cameras if you're play acting. You also need a fire truck to show up in when the bombs go off and a getaway car stashed in a quiet place near the bureau so you could torch the truck and then get out. The car doesn't have to be anything special. Well, there shouldn't be any heat. What about the other way with the uh ninja skills? Now, you choose that route, you won't be
using the janitor's gear, but we had to cover all the bases. Your FIB pay masters will have to provide you with a chopper and a pilot. You fly way up above the building, parachute in, and gain access through the roof here. Now, you'll need to be armed to the teeth, mind you, just in case the uh [ __ ] goes down. Mopping or parachuting? Wow, you're making this choice really difficult. Hannes has given us the leftover money from the Paleo job to pull this mission and the crew will be paid out of that. We keep
the change. So, what's it going to be? Of course, you'll need a hacker, a gunman, and a driver. The hacker won't come in with you, but they'll help you break the system, talking you through the process from a remote location. Ricky, I know he didn't do so good at the jewelry store, but he's probably gotten better, and he's still the same price. I don't know how long it'll take you to get into the network. The gunman's there to buy you the time you need. Gus Moda, he's a pro. Not much else to say. The driver
will be waiting outside on getaway. They'll source a vehicle, so bear that in mind. They did good. Evangelico, remember? Okay, that all look good to you. You are robbing the FIB here. And we have a winner. I'll make the arrangements and call you when we're ready. All right. [ __ ] Here. You know, um, I'm still looking into that Union Depository gig. It's real interesting, but I don't know if we can do it without you know who. Well, as long as he can't do it without us. Okay. Hello, my friend. Hey, what are you looking
so cool, calm, and collected for? Guess cuz I'm not the one who's about to die based on some inappropriate decision I made a long time ago. Ah. Thanks for the moral support. I appreciate it. What the [ __ ] ever happened to bury in the past, huh? Any fool should be able to turn over a new leaf, right? Well, first, your new leaves aren't so very different from your previous leaves. Seems like they fell from a pretty similar tree. And second, this is the age of the internet, my ludite friend. Nothing is forgotten. There are
no new leaves. Everything you do and don't do is recorded forever and used to beat you. This is the age of judgment day every day. And in the revelation of that, I'd say that you got off pretty lightly. What with all the uh the murders and the and the thefts and all right, this straight talk and new uh tell it like it is reality guy act. Uhhuh. It ain't working so well for me. In that case, um don't worry about it. Everything is fine. You're a good man and a great father. Really? It's more like
it. Hey, what's up y'all? Hey. So, what y'all talking about? The internet age. The internet age? Oh, yeah. Man, ain't we got a hottie defended federal building to [ __ ] rob? Yes, we do. Let's get after it. I am going to miss this place. If we're going to do this thing and maybe take that score, well, I I guess this is all got to be gone. All right, with the sad goodbyes. Agent Stevie cleared the noose building in Palamino Highlands as a base for this op. All right, now let's roll on this thing. Why
are you so chipper? [ __ ] Why you so miserable? Must be an age thing. Great. Now there's something to look forward to. What's the plan again, man? And please let it involve someone shooting you for being so goddamn miserable. Oh, what is this? Pick on me day. Look, I know I'm a miserable old prick, but give me a break. You and Lester [ __ ] So, the plan was feeling sorry for your ass, right? I miss Lester saying that [ __ ] for sure. Let's feel sorry for Michael, rich white Michael. Poor Michael who
robbed banks for 10 years then got his slate wiped clean. Yeah. Yeah. Poor Michaels whose homies get into [ __ ] with the FIP out of the kindness of their own heart. Put their necks on the line. Man, where's my get out of jail free car, [ __ ] I'm sorry. Okay. You know what, Mike? You a real easy dude to identify with, man. Poor me. Poor me, man. Pour me a drink, [ __ ] Okay. Okay. I can see maybe I've been a little caught up in myself lately. a little. Hey, just give me
the plan. Okay. All right. Here's the shot. We're taking a chopper up to altitude, jumping out, and climbing in through the Bureau Skylight. We hit the computer system. That might take a while, so we got to hold off any resistance. Once we're in the system, we download the files. Chopper picks us up. Hey, that was real simple, wasn't it? I'm informed now, dog. So, you want to wallow in some more of your self-pity? Get another free therapy session. Actually, now that you mention it. Hey, [ __ ] you. Honest and angry. This is some of
the best mental health work I've done in years. Hello. All right, we're coming up. Chopper pilot, gunman, driver, and hacker should be ready. I'll radio in. Guys, you there? Always on time, bro. This place gives me the creeps, homes. Same with the Fed pilot. Okay, I need my engineer station outside the building. calling in updates. On it, bro. I'll get over there. Hi. Hey, here we go, man. This is on. You pilot. Take us to the chopper. If you want to pilot the first leg, I'll take over once you jump. I'm going to take us
up to the jump spot. Feels weird not having Trevor on the stick. Feels okay to me. He might be a better pilot, but I'm less inclined to kill you in your sleep. [ __ ] that ain't what he says. Okay, I'm less inclined to stab you in the face and then do funny things to your corpse. That sounds about right. Hey, everyone, quick pep talk. My friend Franklin here called me out for being an ungrateful prick on the way over here. I have to admit, I've been remiss. Everyone's being paid on this run except me.
But it ain't great money for the crazy target you're drawing on your back, and there's a good chance this thing won't work at all. I took the job. I knew it was going to be like that. So, in short, thank you for your efforts. It means a lot to me. I picked you guys out especially for this [ __ ] show. So, take something from that if you will. There'll be more scores down the road. Maybe a big one and sunnier days ahead. But this is where we are right now. So, let's try to survive
it and achieve our objectives. We stick together, we might not die. That's what's getting me through this. All right. When you say jump, I'll jump. Hey, come on. Grab the stick. You got it. You ready? Are you [ __ ] kidding me? I'm lucky I can even breathe at this altitude, let alone calculate the odds of surviving the jump, landing, [ __ ] firefight, whatever else blowback there might be. All right, I shouldn't have. Let's go. Come on. [ __ ] you waiting for? We out. They're going to change a plan. Come on. Ah, there.
Come on, Franklin. Let's go, buddy. Got it. Great. Better than an elevator. [ __ ] We're in. I'm getting the hang of this heist work. Server rooms in the bottom right of my plans here. Hey, here you go, dog. That's a nice weapon. Good people bring the right tools for an occasion. Let's get ready for the security team. It's locked. I'm setting a charge. The alarm appears to be active. Yeah, no [ __ ] An explosion will tend to do that. I'm looking at the terminal. The terminal? My bad. Connect your cell. Apps are on
there. They better be. Yeah, I done did my homework this time. Access my computer. Your cellular will show as an external device. Okay, now let's get some linkage. Give me hack connect in this [ __ ] This little puppy is going to locate your IP address in the network output. Now, let me school you. Your IP is a number. That number at the top. You're looking for it in the numbers in the middle. There's a lot of [ __ ] numbers, bro. To be honest, I must have skipped this class in school. This is like
way way above my skill level. Okay, I'm connected. Then you are ready to bring down a firewall. Brute force, [ __ ] Boot it up. Here's some knowledge for your ass. This program tries lots of different passwords and picks off a letter at a time. When that letter comes up, you got to get it. Real quick. So, like, yeah, you're trying to stop those red letters in in the middle. There might be a bit of laggage or something. Oh, the password might reset if you lock the wrong letter. Dude, I need security like this on
my tablet. Man, stop my lady scoping lab browser. I think I think I'm in now. Start down and out and let me go to work. Okay, people. We're rewriting history. Security is right on top of you. Hear that? We got to hold them up while this thing completes its process. Hey, we knew this was coming. Let's do this. I'm sticking here guarding the transfer. I don't want to wait on that chopper. Bring it down to the building. Be ready to go. Arrow confirmed. Approaching the tower. Got hers on the left. Let's switch back to my
hill computer. Check the entry points. Hey, Chopper here. The network ain't down yet. Holding over the FIB HQ. Hey, we'll be done here soon. FIV choppers, pick me up. Clear for take down. I'm taking fire. They got me. Get it. Round up. Don't need to die here. The chopper's been KO. [ __ ] Me out. Change of plan. Use the backup gear. Make our way down the building. Repel off the side. A [ __ ] They smoking us out. Smoke bomb. Be cool. Serious bad luck, Rose. What? Dude, that chopper crash ripped the ass out
of the building. A couple of floors, man. Devastation. Great. Thanks. What you hiding, [ __ ] You think there's enough of them? Hang on, guys. It's done, man. I'll grab your saddle. All right, man. Got it. All right, people. Let's get the hell out of here. Coming through. On your knee. Weapons free. Let's go. I got this door. Dude spotted. Let's move. Hold on. I hear something in the stairwell. Opening. Here we go. Following you. Hey, we got a problem up here. Sprinkler system. Can't see anything. Man, can a hacker shut it off? I should
know this, bro. Down. Don't beat yourself up. Just be better next time. Okay. Tell us if anything bad comes over the airwaves. He's getting out of here. No. [screaming] Stoolies, you [ __ ] penis. Moving. Moving on me. Jesus. [ __ ] Well, he didn't make it. You sure, man? Cuz he might be a No, he didn't make it. Oh, you funny, huh, [ __ ] Well, let's get the [ __ ] out of here. No, too high. The wind will tie us in a knot. We got to keep moving. Come on, let's go. Hey,
[ __ ] Oh, you stay with me. Let's do this. Back down, [ __ ] Come on. Come on, man. That's a good one. Oh, I'm glad my love. [screaming] This [groaning] way. Come on. Come on. [ __ ] Let's get out of here. Give me some. [screaming and groaning] Always moving on me. Come on. Hey, let's move. Hey, get lost. You got to go, Fed. Let's go. Hey, down east stair push people. [screaming] Public sector [ __ ] We low enough? Yeah, this will do. Set up the rigs. All right, come on. What's going
on on the outside? To be honest, the government's taking this kind of badly. Like getting emotional. They got mad dudes arriving in own momentito. Well, then we better get gone before they show up. Let's get the [ __ ] out of here. Okay, let's blow this joint. To the right, man. Look by every flash of light in the city. It don't look like they're for us. Not yet, at least. [screaming] If it's you dudes repelling down the building, I think the barrel choppers kind of spotted you. Ah crap, [screaming] they got a bird. [cheering] Go.
[screaming] [ __ ] [ __ ] Incoming. Put your head down. We got to take out that chopper. We're coming through. All right, he's out. Fix the rope there. Then we can get down to the street. Hey, set up the rope there and we'll drop to the street. That's it. Got to go. No [ __ ] Let's get cracking, man. Unless you feeling at home in this fed building. [screaming] Hey, you want to say with Trevor? Feel free, man. I was just [ __ ] with you, dog. Let's do this [ __ ] The driver
meant to be around front [screaming] over here, homie. You guys make an honest killer like me sick. [screaming] Ass. This is not good. Where's our getaway? Hey, I'm here. [screaming] Oh, it's the ambulance. Move. [screaming] [screaming] Don't use your weapons. They got to think we're a legit ambulance. All right. All right. We're clear. Frank, I told Les we could use your place for a postmortem. Hey, that was a good call on the ambulance, Eddie. I saw what was going on in the bureau, man. I wasn't going to drive up in something obvious. That's the thinking
we pay you to do. Whoa. Now we're clear. I can probably say I never expected to make it out of there. Yeah, sure, man. We had it covered. Oh, really? It was covered, was it? Uh, yeah. Lester had the plan. It was all set up. Yeah, we had a plan. Hold out the nastiest team of crooked FIB agents in the country while the last of the baby boomers pretends he's a hacker. Come on. It was hopeful. And then when the chopper crashed, oh man, I thought there was no [ __ ] way. Why do you
think Lester burned down the business? Hell, why do you think I'm doing it for nothing? And these clowns are getting paid. My cuts going to the kids' college fund, if that's any consolation. A couple more scores, they're taken care of, and I can think about getting out of the game. Yeah. Hey, good luck with that. Hey, man, tell them you messing with him, Mike. Hey, I was semisort of serious, but joking once you reacted like that. All right, chill out. Look, man. He was just messing with y'all. It's his great sense of humor. The FIB
people who put us up to this, they probably going to pop him anyway to clean up loose end. And if they don't, he got a homeboy named Trevor that probably will. That's a good point. I ain't going to have the time to spend it, so enjoy. Ah, yeah. Cool. We can joke about how screwed up your damn life is. Yeah. Well, what else are we going to do? Besides, Trevor ain't a problem. and Dave will look after me. I think I just wanted some sympathy. All right. I didn't mean anything by it. Nothing at all.
Hey, at least I'm getting paid for this job. I don't know what they got on you dudes, but that's some heavy [ __ ] to get into for free. Well, people, we did it. A raid on the bureau. It wasn't the biggest job or the smartest, but it was probably the ballsiest. Yeah. Here's to that. Yeah, boy. I'm still shaking. I'm still so [ __ ] tense, man. That could be the job. Or it could be you thinking about all the dudes who want to clap your ass. Yeah, probably a bit of both. Now, no
one's going to clap me. I just need to get my [ __ ] together. No, man. What you need is a damn drink. Oh, yeah. Eddie, the place is up here. Can you ditch the vehicle and drop this guy where he wants to go? I'll take care of it. Hey, come on in, man. But don't forget to take your shoes. Damn, Franklin. Jesus. Any longer I was going to torch this place, too. [laughter] Hey, you did it. We did it. Yeah. [ __ ] it. Hey, where's my liquor at, dog? I got it. It's right
here. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. Here it is, man. [ __ ] There you go, man. You may be a conflicting, hypocritical, self-loafing old bastard, dog, but there's no one else. I'd rather rob a federal building whipping. Amen to that. Thank you, boys. Cheers. Cheers. [laughter] So, you want another drink? I think I better stay at least a little bit sober. I got to deal with Davey and Dickwad yet. Put things to bed. Man, you want me to roll with you, dog? No. No. I probably better do this alone. I mean, we did everything.
We're all in this together, right? So, as long as we all are not together, there's nothing they can really do to us. All right. See you, dog. Take care. Then it's Trevor and I'm out. Oh, we're going to need Trevor. Maybe you should give him a call now. Oh, [ __ ] that. After I take care of this [ __ ] All right. All right. Well, take care of yourself. Frankie Lester Lester needs a drink. We hit the bureau for you, Dave. I'm done. Yes, I saw that. Meet me at the court center and I'll
debrief you. I'm out, Davey. From now on, done. I appreciate that. I'm trying my best for you, but but you and Trevor attacking Merryweather. repeatedly. It doesn't help. That's Trevor's thing. Whoever's thing it is, it's unauthorized and it's dumb. They've been sniffing around my office. We really need to talk. Really? All right. All right. I'll come to the court center. [ __ ] See, maybe that's why we're such great friends, huh? We're old school. Like oldfashioned things. Newspapers, celluloid, good guys, bad guys. We're friends. Well, I don't know. You tell me. We did what you
said, right? Got those people off your back. Now you're going to do like you said and cut me loose, right? Things are not going to work out quite that way. There's a bit of a problem. That's right, Davy boy. You could say that. Steve, I told you I would handle this. Oh, because you've handled everything so [ __ ] well so far, haven't you? All right. I admit things have been a little unorthodox. [ __ ] orthodox. You ruined my career. Agent Sanchez, arrest these men. Both of them. You [ __ ] kidding me? Arrest
me for what? For multiple counts of every [ __ ] crime under the [ __ ] sun. Oh, well then let me rephrase. Why? Why? Because you don't want me to testify in court about our various business dealings, right? Agent Sanchez, apprehend the suspect. Agent Sanchez, you'll do no such thing. Now, Steve, we agreed to speak to Michael to try and explain things to him, not this. This causes problems for us all. Okay. Okay. Then put your gun down and we'll talk after you, buddy. Come on. Where's the trust? You can do better than that.
They know or think they know that I'm the one that was behind the incident. Uh-huh. And now you want me to clean up your mess again, right, before I end up at the bottom of the ocean? [ __ ] good luck with that. Put the weapons down, boys. Fun time is over. We've got you. Anti-American activist. Put your weapons down, all of you. Who the [ __ ] are you whipped? With me. You [ __ ] rat. I knew you didn't have the balls for this. For the record, I'm a patriot. I love my country.
Put the weapons down. [ __ ] you. We all know you agency boys are ball deep in a plot to drive up your funding by any means necessary. Put the guns down, gentlemen. Who the [ __ ] are they? [ __ ] Merryweather. What are they doing here? Steve, put your gun down. Same goddamn lake. Go. [ __ ] [ __ ] The end of the walkway down those stairs. I ain't going anywhere, Davey, until some more of these guys kill each other. They hold our 12 R93 12y [ __ ] kill a bleeder ass.
What happened to Hanks? He get caught in the crossfire. Don't worry about Hannes went the other way. He's probably out. We got to think of ourselves. Am I wrong or did the Shadow War just step into the light? It's blocked. You got to head to the stairs at the other end of the complex. Okay, I'm going down. We made You're going to die, [ __ ] [screaming] The [ __ ] Hey, if anyone's going to kill you, old friend, it's going to be me. Oh, you here to finish the job, T? No, no, no, no.
I'm just here for the opportunity. Now run. Touching reunion and all, but I'm about to get jumped by a team of rogue agents. T, you got the vantage point. Give Dave a hand. This is the guy who iced Brad and would ice me. I'd be better off putting my sights on him. Hes made it out of here. And there's another group of agents looking into our [ __ ] right now. You're not in the position to let our only friend in the bureau get killed. It looks like there's a window. D. [screaming] Run for that
stone bench by the pool. I'll come join you. outon. Leave me alone. Okay. Up there. Jesus. Another Merryweather trap. How big is their budget? Fall back. Someone's got to bring down the buzzer before it blows us up. Don't mind me. So tell me, Davey, who are these bureau men trying to kill me? You're a corrupt division on road or on the IAA payroll. I thought you were the corrupt division. Corrupt? Only a little. Definitely below average. They didn't mention this [ __ ] in the guide book. How many paid soul soldiers these guys got? I'm
going to shut down your What happens to Haynes? Norton gonna pop him at the water cooler on Monday. I'm not popping Steve. Jesus. I'll get close to him and I'll try to control him. That's if we get out of here alive. [screaming] Christ. I'm between the fountain and the reflecting pool. Come on. What are Merryweather doing at this party? You tell me. You're the one hitting their planes, trains, and boats. Just trying to earn a dime. Well, your dime put us on their radar. And I don't know how we're going to get off it. I
always said I'd check out the court center. Never underestimate the spread of corruption. They're done. I got to get out before someone clocks my chopper. Hey, thanks T. This is our shot. I'm making a run for the parking lot. Get clear and we'll talk. down. The lot's this way. This many bodies, there'll be cars in the lot. Put as much dirt between you and this place as you can. And do not contact me until you're absolutely sure you're clear. This one's mine. Good luck. Stay safe, D. Mike, before you disappear, we need to have a
conversation. So conversate. Not here. Meet me behind the pawn shop in Morningwood. [ __ ] Chopper. Oh. [ __ ] Reload. Well, that was fun. What are you doing smoking? Huh? No, no, no. That's bad for you, don't you know? Huh? Yeah. Well, maybe it's got a little something to do with being caught in the middle of a three-way firefight between two government agencies and a private militia. You know, it gets me a little stressed out. Okay, but we still need you alive, Mikey boy. I mean, you know, at least for now. Unless, of course,
you have another surprise for me. Huh? Maybe something to do with another inappropriate friendship. Yeah, that wasn't exactly Dave's fault. No, no, no. He's just the friendly face of a corrupt government agency looking to further his career by dealing with an equally corrupt and full to the [ __ ] brim with [ __ ] low rent hood. Listen, Trevor, listen. I've been meaning, you know, I've been meaning I've been meaning to tell you, you know, I What, homie? What have you been meaning to tell me? Huh? that you stabbed me in the back or that
you were and always will be a worthless wretch who deserves to be put under. Yeah. When the [ __ ] did you come back for? Oh, you know why. Ah, no. None. One last score. Mhm. And if it goes good, guess what? I don't have to put a little bullet in your head. But if it goes bad, well, that's okay, too, because then you and I get to go to hell. And I get to spend the rest of eternity with you, tormenting you. Well, I guess it's on then. Yeah, I guess it is. Call Lester.
Let's go on speaker phone. Hey, it's me. I know. How'd it go? Just fabulous. Ran into an old friend. Matter of fact, you saved my ass. Oh, we're all friends now. Suppose a group hugs out of the question. He wants to uh still go on the final victory tour. All right. When it looks like it's a go, I'll contact you. And remember this, gentlemen. If we pull this off, we will be making history. Sorted, nasty, depraved history, but history nonetheless. All right. There. You happy? [ __ ] thrilled. Don't forget, amigo. Keeping my eye on
you. Yeah. Set some fat [ __ ] old jackass on me. Please, big man. We had a deal. We had paperwork. Hey, [ __ ] off, Johnny. Hey, you're a couple real bad asses. Put a beat down on an old man. We don't take that. We have a deal with them just about. Please get those millennial ass wipes. You [ __ ] what? Hey, here's an old man who might hit back. I tried to play nice. I'm about to retire you. This is what in opportunity. I thought you were a tough guy. How you like
me now? I'm only a paraplegic, but you can't feel anything. Ah, yeah. You're throwing me softballs. A rum runner. But, uh, speaking of accidents, those guys had one. Oh, if only we'd met 20 years ago, Michael, maybe I wouldn't be in this mess. Yeah, you and me both, brother. Look, it's a pain. I know. But could you come by the studio now? I got something I'd like to show you. Yeah, of course. I'll be right over. Come in. Come in. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, it turns out maybe I'm cut out for the
movie business after all, huh? My friend, you're a sentimental thug with zero artistic training and nothing interesting to say. I would say you're overqualified. Anyway, shut up and take a look at that. Oh. Oh, [ __ ] a. Feels good, doesn't it? Feels like I finally done something with my life. actually done something. A movie. Welcome to show business. Nothing but make believe will ever feel quite real again. All right, Michael. Come on. Let me show you some rushes. I think you're going to love it, but it'd be great to hear your notes. Hey, baby.
I just wanted to tell you I'm finally doing something with my life. I'm making a movie. A real one. Call me. Hey guys. Hey, I'm sorry I spiked you, okay? I just I get so mad and I can't control things and then, you know, [ __ ] just falls on top of me. My life sucks right now and I don't know what to do except I want to say I love you and hug it out, but all that wimpy [ __ ] is just well, I'd say gay, but I have some friends who are gay,
so that's not cool anymore. And the ones that I don't really like, it's not cuz they're gay. So lame. All right, you are just a lame and angry psycho. Sometimes you do bad [ __ ] and things. I don't know if I love you and I'm pretty sure I hate you a little bit, but I'm just so [ __ ] upset that we can't even see each other and you're just a drunk lame dad. You know what? That might just be the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me. So, will you buy me a car?
What I mean, not in this, so will you buy me a car kind of way. In a completely off-topic, can you buy me a car? I mean firstly I'm a a fat [ __ ] that you ruined and and secondly I will get a job and I will stop smoking pot in that sort of way. Okay. I love you too son. Now go get a job cuz I don't have the money to buy you a car. Besides which way I'm probably going to be dead in a couple weeks anyway. Please don't die. Okay. Yeah, it
was great catching up with you two, Dad. Yeah. Hey, how's your mother? Oh, she's great. No, [sighs] she's not. She's bored. I mean, all this mesmerizing tantric sex she's been having with a much younger, better built, caring, and compassionate man is great and all, but what's she going to do for the other six hours of the day? What the [ __ ] I I'm just winding you up, you miserable bastard. She's mad at you. She's scared that you're going to die. And she wants you to go over there and prove that you give a [
__ ] All right. All right. All right. I can take a [ __ ] hint. Let's go. We'll get Tracy on the way. Tracy, on the other hand, she's a star. Sort of. Mom said she was at Bean Machine. So, what's been happening? You know, I don't know stuff. No, I don't know. Well, what's been happening with you? Uh, thanks. It's been It's It's anyone's guess. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. You were out of the city. Sure. You guys were gone, so I thought I'd, you know, let's maybe not pretend it was anything to do
with us. Those beast Hispanic dudes with automatic weapons and blacked out windows. They kind of made me think it was an involuntary exodus. Yeah. Okay, that'll work. There they are outside. Fabian, too. Oh, what a treat. Let's walk up and be civil. No caffeine. Come on. Your curling has been sluggish for weeks. A little bit less lifestyle guru and a little bit more boy toy, please. Excuse me. I'm trying to write a screenshot. Shush woman. Hey, Amanda. Fabian. Michael. Hi, Mom. Hi, Jimmy. These two a picture of holistic well-being. I don't think maybe they [
__ ] once a year between them. Oh, that's my son. Amanda, come. I have a new unit card on hold. You must pay for it. Hey. Hey, buddy. I'm going to ask politely that you show my wife a little respect. Red meat has been blocking your chi as well as your digestive tract. I ain't even going to go there. I'm going to ask you one time nicely. Michael, just hit him, please. Shush, woman. Anything for you, sweetheart. What are you doing? A [screaming] I had some really good work there, you dick. There's a lot more
where that came from. Holmes, [laughter] is he alive? Yeah, he's fine. Listen, Amanda, I want it. I'm meaning to say to you, look, I just What he's trying to say, Mom, is that he is a pathetic old drunken mess and he needs you and you could do a lot better than a primadana yoga instructor with an anal fixation. Someone say shut up. I guess we could try. All I'm asking for is a shot. Neutral ground. Dr. Freedellander's office. It's perfect. All of us. I'll pick up Tracy and bring her there. Meet you. Fine. All right.
You come on. Get up, you idiot. Yoga. No. No yoga. All right. You know where your sister is, right? Yeah. Let's go. Wait, wait, wait. But what about that sugar, caffeine, and emulsified pig fat flavored beverage? I want another time. Come on. I want one, too. Later. Tracy's meant to be at the tattoo parlor. What? Tracy's getting another tattoo. No. Oh, god. No. That llo guy is there. Llo, that [ __ ] What's he want? It's Tracy that wants something. She wants to get back on Fame or Shame after you and Uncle T cut her
cameo short. Well, maybe we ought to help her out with that. Maybe we ought to. Hey, let me ask you. Back there with your mom. That went okay, didn't it? Anything that ends with Fabian's burst eardrum is more than okay with me. Yeah, I mean with me and your mom. I think it's an important first step in like the direction of okay, if you know what I mean. Yeah. Yeah, I know what you mean. Oh [ __ ] I think they're in here. Hey, gorgeous. We're getting drunk tonight. I'm looking for something hip that, you
know, says I'm capable of violence, but I'm awesome in the sack. So, listen, babe. If you want to make it in Vinewood, you got to do whatever it takes. Even if whatever it takes is a depressed, borderline alcoholic who hosts the third most popular talent show amongst the 40-year-old female demographic. So, you'll let me on the show if I blow you? Yes. And if you could wear some black lipstick, the little guy loves the goth vibe. Oh, whoa, llo. Dude, [laughter] that was entirely out of context, bro. Jim, you find the Inkslinger. Sit on him.
Llo here is going to have a little cosmetic work done. No, please. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stay put, you lame ass Mark. Sure, kid. What? Come on. My punk days are long behind me, man. Are you popping a [ __ ] tent over here? You [ __ ] psycho. How does it look? I mean, be honest. You made me a pouty [ __ ] hipster. [screaming] Oh, that looks pretty. Here, let's get rid of this. [groaning] My god, Papa Bear. What's daddy number two going to think about this? Let's not get him involved. Let's do
I always thought [ __ ] stamps could be classy. No, please. Not a [ __ ] [ __ ] stamp. Now hold it. How about I draw those three little pubic hairs on here, too? There we go. Oh, that's nice. You got like a camera phone or a mirror? Oh, yeah. I'll get you a mirror. Smash you upside in the head with it. [ __ ] this. Snip snip. Oh, this is a real one-stop shop. What are you doing? [panting] Oh, no. That's my It's my signature, my ponytail. Now I got to get extensions. No,
what you got to get is my daughter. Whatever she wants. Yeah, without sucking on your pin. Look. Okay, guys. That was a joke. I'm a clown. I'm a sad, lonely little clown. You're going to put her on your show and you're going to make sure she looks good. Look. Okay. I got a lot of juice in this town, but I mean I'm not a miracle. Just do it. Yeah. All right. All right, Trace. Let's go. We got to get to the therapist. What? So, I'll like call you or something. Okay. Bye. [laughter] There's ever a
family that needs therapy. My pony. How do I look? That's not good, is it? Who knew you could use a tattoo gun? It's one of those skills you pick up in prison. You know, inking your name on your Sully's ass. Ew. Are you serious? Come on. No. Not quite. I love it. Not to be difficult, but your therapist hasn't exactly been transformational to your mental health. So, I don't know why he'd be better positioned to help four dysfunctionals. Hey, this was your mother's idea. Well, I guess it beats yoga, huh? Now he beats yoga. Literally
like Fabian around the head with a laptop. Oh, yeah. Like pow. Our old man released the dude's inner tranquility all over the bean machine. to be honest. And I know it's karmically bad, but yeah, I [ __ ] hate that dude. Yeah, I know, right? He's so up his own ass. You're a [ __ ] contortionist. Whoopee. I contort my junk all day long, and I don't act all superior about it. Just a little ashamed and empty and stuff. Over, Sharer. Hey, guy was talking smack to your mother. Well, I applaud you, Pop. Here. Here.
You're like finally like using your powers of selfishness and rage for like good. Not an [clears throat] objective universal good, but like a subjective what's in our best interest kind of good. [ __ ] yeah. Awesome. Let's rob somebody. Do it, Dad. Yeah, do it. Do it. Enough. Okay. I love that we're getting along, but knock it off. Yeah. Don't like actually rob a liquor store. That might like kill the mood. [ __ ] therapy. Let's do that [ __ ] Hey, how about you just let your mom and me talk, okay? We got some
issues we got to iron out. And seeing as you two aren't into it, you could just sit there and be quiet. That's cool with me. I got all the prescriptions I need. At least for the meantime. Thank you, Michael. Kids, let's go inside. Okay. Amanda, hello. Good to see you again, Michael. I'm so glad. Isn't this great? Fantastic. Michael, be positive. I am being positive. This is me being [clears throat] positive. Give it up, Michael. The sarcasm. It's one of the reasons I moved out. It's beneath you. No, it's not, Amanda. Trust me, nothing's beneath
me. No, normally there's a [ __ ] beneath you. You know, for someone who spends every waking moment working on themselves inside and out, I got to tell you, the progress has been really [ __ ] slow. How would you know what progress is like, you stupid murdering [ __ ] Uh, gee, because all you do is whine at me. Oh, all I do is whine. Michael, could you please stop murdering people? Michael, could you please stop endangering me and the both of your children? You kill people and then you sit in the sun and
drink and feel guilty about it. That is not work. I don't see you complaining on the way to the [ __ ] bank. I mean, let's face it, Amanda. We're trailer trash, you and me. We were taught to do this. Get us center, Michael. You have no center. How about you suck my [ __ ] Huh? Oh, wait. We'll both get a center before that ever happens. You are such a [ __ ] animal. A deranged animal. You're [ __ ] ain't right. I'm deranged. How could I not be? I should have had you locked
up years ago, you stupid [ __ ] Do it. I'll put you in the [ __ ] ground with the rest of them. And that's really all the time we have. Oh, great. I think we made some real progress there. Oh, uh, Michael, I hope this goes without saying, but family work is a little more expensive. What? Double squared. [laughter] Of course. Take care now. Hey, so you going to come home with me or what? Guess we'll give it a try. All right, then. Kids, so will you drive us home? You know, there was a
moment there I thought, what? I don't know. Like maybe we still had a ways to go. You know, like maybe we need more time. Time for what? Time to move beyond screaming at each other. That was cathartic. Catharsis all over my face. Ooh, I got a warm fuzzy feeling. Probably just the meds you rated. Okay. Cathartic. All right. I just don't want it to be more of the same. Now you're the one making the demands. No, no, no, not demands. I I'm saying you're right. Something was broke and we got to work at fixing it.
We do. All of us. Yes, Mom. For real, peeps. Cuz I started to understand something in there. No one else gets this family. Not Dr. Freedellander or my yoga teacher or our tennis coach or the juice guy or the dog walker. Oh, hey. Hey. Oh, or Jimmy's third grade teacher, or the trash guy, or dad's proctologist, or the guy that thinks he's Jesus on Vispuchi Beach, or the hippie bum who thinks the world is ending. We're stuck with each other. I mean, how do you explain faking our deaths, changing our names, all the lying to
the FIB, that monster Trevor? There's no explaining, Uncle T. Hey, is he coming to the next therapy session? What? No. No. Jeez. Just one thing, Michael. Don't get us killed. And don't get killed. Can you do that? I'll give it my best shot. With every fiber of my being, I will do whatever it takes to make sure it doesn't happen. Promise. And no more hookers or other women. Yeah, Dad. Gross. You're better than that, Pop. Guys, I'm not really comfortable having this conversation. Just keep it in your pants, okay? Yeah. It's so demeaning how you
treat women. Here we are. Home sweet home. Remember this place? Kids rooms. If you find dead bodies, cheap women, or Trevor Phillips, we're checking into the Rockford Hills Hotel. Oh, last one standing again. Sorry kids, but I've got to run off. Enjoy it. It's a classic. Our bosses want us to actually work. It won't guarantee us 200%. This is like so linear. Tracy, that's going out of business. You made it. Good. I saved you again, Davey. Again. So, what are you going to do for me about Hannes, the rest of the FIB, the IAA, and
everyone else? Huh? History's written by the living. Okay, we can pin most of it on Agent Sanchez. I get that story right and the agency and bureau will back off. The problem we need to deal with is Trevor. Trevor? Why? Try Merryweather, Chinese gangsters, general insanity, and so on. I can spin Steve that you're controllable, but not Trevor. Steve? He's our wounded hero right now. I got to cozy up to him. Calm him down. Just get me out. Hello. Hello. Good to see you, Slick. Deon, what the hell are you doing here? It's over, Michael.
You done good, kid. You kept this [ __ ] up long enough to help me trigger a fantastic insurance payout when the plug is pulled. I love you. You're You're like my spirit brother. Now, [sighs] where's Solomon? He's out getting the negatives, the film, whatever the [ __ ] it is. The last dinosaur in town is about to get fossilized. What are you talking about? Look, the movie's nearly done. So, if the plug's pulled now, the investors, meaning us, get a massive insurance payout. Meanwhile, I can use that to get the other major shareholder, the
old bastard's idiot son, to agree to tear this relic down and let me redevelop the area for condos. In this economy, the city's going to let me build tax-free. I might even get some rebates. It is a brilliant thing and it is all thanks to you and Molly's eye for the details of the insurance policy. Michael, they're [ __ ] us. The suits. And they don't even wear suits. Wolves in turds clothing. Try not to take it too badly, Mr. Richards. Were you ever a human being? Look, people used to like films. Now they like
what? Videoing themselves beating off on their i Fruit phones. Don't blame me. I'm a very spiritual person. I feel badly about this, but evolution is evolution, gentlemen. Molly, namaste. Can I take the film [snorts] now, Mr. Richards? My plane leaves in 25 minutes. Can't we do something? At least let me finish the picture, then close the place down. I'm afraid our timet doesn't allow for that. Goodbye, Mr. Richards. Where the hell is she going with that movie? She is taking the only copy offshore somewhere nice and discreet. analog. God, it's certainly got its complications. Michael,
can you do something? No, he can't do anything, pal. It's an inevitability. [sighs and snorts] [gasps] My wife got screwed by a yogi and now I'm getting screwed by a yogi. [ __ ] that. I'm a producer. Nobody [ __ ] with my film. Get to the airport. Talk to her. That's it. Slow it down, Slick. You're not thinking. Hey, I'm a producer. I'm producing the goods. Don't do this, Slick. Think. She's got a police escort. She's on the way to my personal hanger. Secured at the airport. Work for me. I just want to get
the film back before she does anything rash with it. Molly's highly strong. She's not going to stop and talk it out with a deranged killer chasing after her. That ain't who I am today. Look, I don't want to hurt anyone. I just want to get my movie. Slow down and use your brain. Fun time is over. What's she up to? Michelle, there is no need to panic. The LSPD are here to escort you to the hanger. You do not need to go that fast. Please relax. You went past the hanger. Dispatch, we have visual yellow
car. You want to take a plane full of tourists with you? You're playing chicken. Stop your car. Pull it over already. Dispatch, I have a suspect. He wants to kill me. He wants to kill me. On the floor, lady on the [ __ ] floor. Clear the hanger. Just a white collar criminal, but he's a real one. Molly, save me from this murderer. Move. A madman's coming. Oh, stop. Look out. Hey, I'm just a witness, okay? All this mayhem, nothing to do with me. She's the one behind this. [screaming] [screaming] Officer 505 airport. at the
location, but I can't see any any up here. [screaming] No. Jesus Christ. I loved you once, Tony, but there's nothing between us. Now that I know you prefer dictation. Really? We're doing this now? I just watched Devon Weston's legal council get juiced in a jet engine. Oh, that Molly woman. Oh, Lord, that's horrible. You have no idea. She panicked, went crazy, and ran into it. But I saved the print, so we still got our movie. You believe that analog thing? It's all digital. We have backups everywhere. I mean, we're shooting on green screen. Well, you
could have told me. I'm sorry. Look, I thought you knew. The edit's nearly done, and we've got to get it out before they can screw us again. I've green lit a premiere. That will stop them from burying us. A premiere for Meltdown. Okay. Can you invite my family? They can finally have something to be proud of me for. Of course, it's already on its way by courier. All right. [ __ ] I'll get ready. It was an American divorce, by the way. The movie quote, obviously, me. Oh [ __ ] Oh. Hey. Hey. What you
doing here? I mean, I'm real glad you here. Come here. I can't stay. What's up, babe? It's Lamar. What that fool want now? It's your best friend. He's your best [ __ ] friend. For real. My best friend. My homeboy, right? My [ __ ] man. [ __ ] you. I mean, not like that, man. But no, he ain't. He just another [ __ ] from the hood. Him, Stretch, and all the [ __ ] clowns. All he want to do is drag a [ __ ] down and live in the past. And this is
the future. A big empty house with nobody who gives a [ __ ] about you. [ __ ] It works for me, it can work for you, babe. I'm getting married, Franklin, to a doctor, not a murderer. Then what the [ __ ] you doing here, Tanisha? I'm worried about Lamar. You got to help him, Franklin. Man, that [ __ ] is over. Oh, I'm a legitimate businessman now, sister. I'm a CEO, an investor. I'm an Illuminati. I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you a phony [ __ ] What? I
ain't saying you got to marry the fool. I'm saying he's about to get killed over that deal you went put on with stretcher set him up. [ __ ] man. My whole [ __ ] life I've been looking after this [ __ ] paying a price afterwards. [ __ ] Well, at least do it one more time, Franklin, for me. For you? For you and your doctor? I love you and Lamar. We grew up together, but this life ain't for me. And you knew that. You ain't changing. I don't care how many cars you own,
how many apartments you own. I don't care how many diamonds you put in your ear. It ain't for me. Not done bad or done good. Babe, look, I'll change. No, you won't. And that's fair enough. But at least respect what you do, who you are. If you let that idiot die, you a bigger [ __ ] than I thought. Look, he's going up to some sawmill near Pledo Bay. You do what you got to do. Stop. Franklin, what's up? Hey, man. I'm in a bit of a bad situation. My boy Lamar got set up. I
think he up near Pledo Bay has some saw me with some baller. Could you like do some computer magic and look into it? Is that possible at all? It should be. I've got a back door into the Paleo Bay Police Network left over from the score we did up there. Give me a second here. Uh, hold on. Uh, yes. So, what it say? Huh? Uh, this must be it. There are older reports of a weed operation being run by an African-Amean gang. The files got buried, so I'm guessing they paid off the cops. They growing
weed up there? Growing it in the hills most likely. But they might be packing and shipping it out of this sawmill. I'd expect a fair few of them up there. [ __ ] And I'm going to need some help. Can you tell Mike and Trevor to meet me up there? They still aren't getting along that well. Tell them it's for me. And it's serious. Thanks, man. Why'd you invite this stoolie? Huh? We want Lamar to be Rash skewed, not sold to the feds. Give it a rest, ass wipe. Damn, y'all two shut the [ __
] up. Now, let's take a look at this place, man. Lester said this was some type of big weed store spot. Place is crawling with balls, you know. Now, me and you, we don't mind the old dang warfare, but suede bucks over there. Tell driver I said fight me, man. I said shut up now. I see the weed, but where the [ __ ] is Lamar? Oh [ __ ] there you go. You know what? Tell Trevor I'm going to be up on this hill with my rifle. I don't want to be anywhere around him
when he [ __ ] this whole thing up. Classic. Classic. Huh? He's already planning his escape. Oh, [ __ ] He runs away from the fight. I run towards it. I saw a few possible entry points when I got here. One, the front entrance on the right there. It's the most direct way in and most likely the heaviest. Two, down the hill to my left. There's a bulldozer there. Might be able to use it in the assault. Here's where I'm making my play. I'm going right at him. Hey, I'm going to get in position. All
right, I'm at the spot. When the time comes, I'll do what I can from up here. We might stand a better chance if we come at him from two angles. Maybe Frank, we'll attack on your signal. Let's go find the dude. Laying down fire. I'm moving. You're getting high up real. Where's the tall dude? Where's my homie at? T Hey, you seen Lamar yet? No, just guy's wearing move. It's getting thick with him. Lamar, where's he at? Hey, that's a serious amount of weed. No wonder they got dudes here. Chamberlain gangster families for life, [
__ ] You got a friend of ours. No more Frank. [screaming] He better not be dead, [ __ ] Sniper fire. Oh, now you need me. Hold there. I'll take him out. Bring out Lamar. We'll go away. Lam more. Lam more. Hey, there's LD. Hey, Lamar. It's me. We getting out of here, dog. Oh, fancy seeing you here, [ __ ] Yeah. Huge coincidence, huh? Come on, man. Come on, guys. They're here in You got to move the [ __ ] up. Y'all better get out. We go out this way, we'll have some cover from
Michael's gun. Here come the rest of the [ __ ] Crazy dude here, too. Hey, all right, Lamar. Let's go. Let us go. More [ __ ] on the way. You got to be the hardest [ __ ] to kill in the city. That's only because of the company I keep, [ __ ] Poor gang, [ __ ] One last time. Hell yeah. The farm is going to keep on proving, [ __ ] Even if we ducify, that [ __ ] ain't for you. We're walking. All right. Down here, homie. My position's been compromised. I'mma
take Larore. All right. I'm going too. Damn, man. We going. I can take care of myself. Go. T, call me, dog. I'mma come up to the unicorn and get horny on your office supply. Y'all watch that [ __ ] homie. [ __ ] homie. You all right? I'm straight, homie. [ __ ] got the jump on me, though. How'd they get you to come all the way out here, man? I ain't going to let a little drive stand in the way of a money-making opportunity or a get killed opportunity, man. You always a pessimist. No,
[ __ ] A realist. Cuz in reality, all them fools want to clap your ass. Man, what a trust that dog. I peaked out that wood chopping place when we was up this way on that Devon Weston car lit which I still ain't been paid for incidentally all secluded and [ __ ] stretching me up. I'm like yeah that's the perfect place to buy cush by the biz [ __ ] Perfect place to clap some fool you beefing with man. I ain't even know what I didn't even know at the time. I just thought we
was going to parlay. Parlay [ __ ] please. Every time you leave the house fools try to clap you. Every meet you set up, homies there for the express purpose of clapping your ass. Man, you sure? Cuz I'm sure there's been a few times. No, I'm completely 100% sure. Every time, [ __ ] Whether you buying drugs, selling drugs, or discussing drugs, talking about the weather, whatever. Man, these streets is hard, dog. This the hood you talking about. Maybe you forgot. Since you've been uh bettering yourself, sitting in that house on the hill, looking down
on the animals of South Central and [ __ ] man, you know it ain't like that. Do I, my [ __ ] Because that's the way it looked to me. I'm making the best out of what I'm giving. Holy moly. You know what I'm talking about. I ain't in some type of mentorship program. The only mentor I got. And we going to do something about that, dog. Trust me, man. I ain't got people teaching me that white collar crime [ __ ] Ain't [ __ ] change for me. And you ain't helping. ain't helping. What
the [ __ ] you call this? Me, Michael, Trevor, we all came up here to help. The unholy [ __ ] Trinity. Ballers beware when these fools rolling together. You jealous of Michael and Trevor? What happened to me and you [ __ ] [ __ ] up? Form gangsters, [ __ ] So, I shouldn't have called him, right? Man, I was doing everything in my power to make sure you wasn't clapping. I can make sure I ain't clapping. Clearly, you can't. Next time, homie, don't come. And matter of fact, if you do come, don't bring
them dudes. Man, look, let's not talk next time. Next time don't get your ass in a situation. All right. It's the hood, Frank. That's what happens in the hood. No the [ __ ] don't. Not for everyone. I'm one of them dudes that it happens to, man. You going to tell me what was going on back there? Hood [ __ ] homie. That's the [ __ ] that's different from the country club [ __ ] your overpaid ass is presently accustomed to, man. Stress put us on this [ __ ] man. Man, we going to
get on his ass, man. [ __ ] that, homie. Look like I give a [ __ ] [ __ ] I give a [ __ ] Stress do what he do. [ __ ] want me dead, be dead themselves. I ain't going to overreact to [ __ ] Overreact, man. That [ __ ] Stress tried to get you killed, [ __ ] [ __ ] that's the hood. I'm still here, ain't it? Just You sure stress knew they was going to book me? Yeah, [ __ ] Stress knew. Everybody knew Stress knew. Tanisha knew. Stress
knew. And she don't even come around the [ __ ] hood no more. Damn. That [ __ ] Stress janky like that, man. You don't see this, man. Stress been screwing us from the start. Like from back in the day. from like the other day, dog. Since we went to the recycling place and D and them ballers try to take us down. But Stretch put in the work on D. Yeah, man. That's survival. Remember how angry his ass got? Especially with you bringing them into this [ __ ] All right. All right. But tell me
this though. If Stretch was [ __ ] with your boy LD, why he set us up with the deal for the brick in the first place? He go off and make peace with the ballers, come back, and then put us on the lick on Gro Street. Man, you remember Gro Street? That brick was drywall. Ripping us off was probably Stretch's ideal anyway. Damn. You think so? It makes sense, don't it? Man, I ain't knowing, man. Maybe, man. Stress got in with the ballers when he was inside. Played us as marks, dog. But a bunch of
them got booked. So now they got to come back at us. So Stress sends you out there where they doing the cush deal. Then you show up and save the day. Yeah. Thankfully, man, it wouldn't even be the same if your boy LD wasn't out here getting in the [ __ ] and FC wasn't getting him out of it. You know what I'm talking about, man? I don't know, man. [ __ ] was fun, [ __ ] Don't tell me you didn't enjoy scrapping like we did back in the day. It ain't back in the
day no more, dog. But it felt like it was. Okay, fool. It was fun saving your useless ass one more [ __ ] time. There you go. That wasn't too hard. You should have seen your face when I came in. You was like, "Shit, [ __ ] shit." Hey, [ __ ] man. Oh, [ __ ] [ __ ] You better check them drawers, homie. You probably [ __ ] yourself. [ __ ] you, man. I don't care if I die. It's a compliment if they sending an army after a [ __ ] They only
send like two of the little homies to get you. [ __ ] you didn't look like they was paying you no compliment, [ __ ] Must have just caught a glimpse of your ugly ass. [ __ ] you think I'm some angel come to take your ass somewhere you never going to. You pray to your white man. God, homie. I'm going to the great plane beyond where the buffalo keep on roaming and the little squad [ __ ] want me to nut on their face all day. [ __ ] please. [ __ ] so I
guess I guess what we learned is [ __ ] don't think it ain't no fun to be had [ __ ] with the homies, [ __ ] You feel me, my [ __ ] I guess you can look at it like that. Hey, but on some real [ __ ] my [ __ ] Uh, you know your [ __ ] out here doing BAD, man. Why don't you slide me a few dollars or something? You know what I'm talking about? It's hard out here in a second. Oh [ __ ] my [ __ ] That's
nothing. [ __ ] [ __ ] know you don't win all the Illuminati and [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? Leaving the street [ __ ] in the back. But damn, man. A way to keep a [ __ ] down, my [ __ ] I mean, thank you. I guess payment for all the work a [ __ ] put in for you getting them cars and [ __ ] You know what I'm talking about? Give a [ __ ] just enough money to get him a little 40 oz in the bucket of chicken
on the way to the pole house, huh? Man, don't be like that, dog. Cuz number one, I never got paid for them [ __ ] calls. Number two, I saved your [ __ ] ass. No matter how many times you and that tiny [ __ ] brain of yours tried to get us killed, I saved you, dog. You supposed to, my [ __ ] I thought we was homies for life. Me, too. But I thought we was trying to get out of this [ __ ] You living a fantasy, homie. The best thing you can
hope for is a big turn off of your [ __ ] funeral. [ __ ] ain't nobody coming to your funeral. What, man? What about all the [ __ ] times I saved your life, homie? What about that? Oh, thank you, homie. Thanks for leaving your [ __ ] in the back field. You know what, my [ __ ] If your ass can just act civilized, you will get some work. But instead, you want to be this gang banging mad dogging [ __ ] Oh, my bad, Mr. Gold card. Excuse me, sir. Thank you for
helping out a Post Street [ __ ] like me, sir. You can go now, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, [ __ ] Who you think I am, [ __ ] [ __ ] you, Lamar. No, [ __ ] you, F [ __ ] I thought we was homies, [ __ ] But that's some [ __ ] that just got past you, my [ __ ] You know what, dog? If something good comes up, I hit my dude, man. Chill out. All right. Yeah, whatever, [ __ ] You just hit me when you find
out what the true concept of friendship is, [ __ ] We came from the sandbox together. I know that. I got you, dog. If something good come up, I got you. Yeah, whatever, [ __ ] I'm in the turf, [ __ ] If you remember where that is. Oh, what's up, player? Hello, Franklin. Man, I don't know y'all. We done. Hey, we ain't done yet, homie. Not yet. Nearly, man. What the [ __ ] y'all want me to do? Kill the president, [ __ ] his wife or something, or invade some [ __ ] country.
No. No. Something more sensible. Something that's got to be done. Hey, when the timing is right, you're going to take old Trevor and put him out the pasture. Ow. Me? Michael will be sensible. But Trevor Trevor won't be. Trevor is a liability that none of us can afford, man. Trevor saved you. He saved both y'all asses. And it's unfortunate. Hey, when we give you the word, you're going to do this thing, man. Get Michael to do it. Me and Trevor cool, dog. Michael can't do it. Trevor won't let him near. That's why it's up to
you, homie. [ __ ] Hey, who was that? Nobody. Don't worry about it, [ __ ] Hey, flossing ass [ __ ] show last week, right? Three words, bad lust. I know. Two people cried themselves to death with joy. Welcome Get in the back, cop. A stretch limo. Oh, that's pure class, Jim. Vinewood Boulevard, the Oriental Theater. Open that champagne, Jimbo. Woohoo! Me and the big dog getting our drink on. Hey, hey, where you going with that? Woo! My dad's a movie producer. Jimmy, get back down here. Which makes me a movie producers's kid. Jimmy,
I'm going to ride out the next two recessions without ever having to work. And I'm going to get a sports car and a drug habit before appearing on reality rehab show. And then I'm going to sell my story and become really judgmental. And I'm going to use all the contacts I make in treatment programs to become a producer, too. And I'm going to make even shittier movies than my dad does. Cuz I don't care about movies like him. For me, it's just an opportunity thing. Woo! Yeah. You see the strange losers jizzel in the movie
Bizzle. Hear that Vinewood? You hear that Vinewood? Hey, I hear it and I don't like it. We're going to the Oriental Theater on Vinewood Boulevard. Get back down here. And not to like gawk at celebrities from behind a barrier. We're actually like properly invited. V to the I to the P. Jimmy, read my neck rolls. Entitled. E N T. Uh titled cuz I am Jimmy. Oh, Pop. Chill. I'm done spraying this shisel. Let's take a drink. Jimmy, shut up a second. Hey, Devin. Look, I need to say about Molly, man. I'm sorry, but I didn't
do it. I told you to slow it down, slick. It was an accident. I was there, but I had nothing to do with it. Sure. Yeah. Hey, you made a fool out of me, Michael, and that is something I'm not going to forget. Look, Devin, I said I'm sorry. I feel bad for you, but you don't threaten me cuz this movie is happening. All right, so let's just calm down and try to be friends again. Oh, absolutely, Slick. Forgive and forget. Namaste. Check it out. It's a premiere. You know, I'm really proud of you, even
though you did make a pretty shitty movie. Well, thank you, Jim. Where are the girls? Uh, they're at home. You know, they'll uh express their pride by showing up pretty late. Of course they will. And have you ever uh thought maybe I shouldn't shoot sex scenes in a green screen kind of environment? Yeah. Yeah, it's the thought has crossed my mind, I suppose. Thanks, Antonio. Give me nice and tight. Paige llo on the red carpet of Meltdown. Some big stars, some beautiful dresses. We're going to see some side boot tonight. Come on. We did it,
Solomon. We [ __ ] did it. [ __ ] a. [ __ ] you, fate. I may be a leerous old hasband, but I'm a hasband with a premiere at the Oriental Theater on Vinewood Boulevard. I'll see you in there, kid. Hey, thanks. There you go. Enjoy the picture, everyone. Mr. Richards. Mr. Richards. Hi. If I could just bother you for a second. Um, I'm lazlo from Fame or Shame. Um, but I do some acting on the side. I was wondering if uh Oh, yeah, of course. You should come see me, kid. I think I
got a project that would be perfect for you. Oh, that's fantastic. It's called The Closet. Really modern stuff. Pervert. No, no, no, no. Lying. Okay. I never had surgery. Come on, Milton. Milton, hi. Sorry to bother you. Quick question. Get in here tight. Um, love, love, loved the movie. Oh, thank you so much. I appreciate it. When when you were that polar bear and you had to eat your baby. I mean, that was All right. Jesus Christ. That was emotional. Can I just have a hug? That really affected me. All right, I got to go.
Thank you so much. Excuse me. Excuse me. Come on. Come on. Let's get in there. Ah, llo. Oh, [ __ ] Come on. [ __ ] dick. [laughter] Where the hell is she? Looks like she stood you up. Hey, hope I'm not too late. I wouldn't miss this for the world. Devon, the [ __ ] are you doing here? Hey, what a movie, huh? Meltdown. Congratulations, Mikey. We did it. Hey, let's get a picture. Huh? You, me, the proud producer. Such a pleasure working with you. You see, I was here unlike your wife. Seems to
be stuck at home. You twisted [ __ ] You're a dead man. Let's go, Jim. Come on. What's happening? Where's mom? Come on. The girls might be in trouble at the house. What happened? I don't know. This rich [ __ ] is pissed off at me cuz I didn't [ __ ] can the movie and then his lawyer died and and he just told me he's going to hurt your mom. You killed his lawyer and now he's going to kill mom and Tracy. He ain't going to do anything if I got a say in it.
But you [ __ ] killed his lawyer? No, I didn't. It was an accident. I would never do anything to put you in danger. [ __ ] All right. Okay. They'll be fine. They're tough. This is just a movie guy, right? He He's not a gangster or anything. No, he's not a gangster. He's just extremely rich. He says he's got all these connections. I'm sure it's just talk. Everything's going to be okay. Come on. Come [screaming] on. All right, Jimmy, you got to hide. I'm going to find the girls. You got to see them. Daddy's
home. You [ __ ] One of them's in with Tracy. We got to get in there, Michael. He's in [crying] there with our girl. Mom, [ __ ] animal. Do something. Help me, daddy. Stop it. [screaming] That's gross. Baby, are you okay? Are you all right, sweetie? We're inside. Find them. [ __ ] them up. Okay, you stay here. Keep your heads down. Be safe, baby. Don't you worry about me. Clear the building. No [screaming] one leaves. Fire in the hole. I need cover. Not yet. Stay put. Shut the [ __ ] up. I don't
like this. Come on. Neither do I. Just keep calm. Someone give me cover. I'm fine, Tracy. Just stay down, sweetie. [groaning and screaming] No one's going to kill you. Daddy's got this. Sweet. [screaming] Come on, [ __ ] Shoot me back. Give it up. [screaming] [groaning] I'm reloading. Yeah, I guess that's them, [ __ ] [screaming] I got you. You dick. It's going to be all right. No, [laughter] it's not. What was that? Someone there. I'm going to start shooting. [ __ ] [ __ ] Yeah. You like that, don't you? Huh? Take it off.
Get the [ __ ] off me. I I thought I was on that guy. Oh, so you sit on his face. It's called teaagging. I really [ __ ] him up good, though, huh? Hey, listen. I'm going to make a call. It's all going to be okay. Stay put. They came to my house, Lester. My house. So, I asked Amanda and the kids to move out for a few days. I hate to say it, but Merryweather isn't short on excuses to come and kill you, nor does Devon Weston. I ain't looking for perspective, Lester. They
came after my family. All right. All right. I don't know what to say. Does this change where you stand on the Union Depository? Hell no. We move on that right away. before it gets any hotter. That's smart. Meet me at the strip joint. I'll get word to Frank and Trevor. All right, Michael, did you find them? Who? The person who sent the mercenaries to our house. I'm working on it. Are we safe? You said we would be safe. He's not going to try that again. I'm on top of this, Amanda. Trust me. Really? You're sure?
I'm positive. Look, I love you, baby. I'm going to take care of this. Hey, sorry I'm late. Oh, we were just talking about you. Well, don't worry. Another few hours, you never have to talk about me again, Trevor. You're the one who likes to talk. Watch your back. You, too. That's all I'm saying. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. It's all right. Enough. Thank you. Okay. Uh, this is it. Well, we have two options. They're both a little uh out there, but then again, what do you expect? Okay. Option one, we hijack their
armored cars. We take the crews hostage, and then we infiltrate the depository. Now, once you're in there and you've got the score, we send in a team of modded cars. You load up, you get out, and we'll need to infiltrate the transportation grid and manipulate it to aid our escape. But option two, we cause a distraction out front. Make them think we're dumb. Well, we've never had a problem convincing people of that, have we? [laughter] The other guys will be drilling, taking what they can. You're going to be the distraction. Always the attention seeker. You
know, for a guy who's always stepping on his friends to get ahead, he has an unfortunately low sense of selfworth. Okay. Okay. Let me show you the board. To uh recap, these are our options. We try to make them give us the gold or we drill a big old hole in the side of the bank and we take it out. If you're drilling a big old hole, you'll need a big old drill, a tunnel bore machine. I'll locate it, but you have to steal it and store it near the bank. They're excavating a new part
of the metro network around there, so that's where you'll go in. We'll need choppers for the getaway, too. Trevor has one we can use. The other can be bought. The guys on the ground will need a getaway car, so get something fast and tough and then modify it as much as you can to increase your chances of getting away from the cops. It's got to be stored in a parking garage near the UD. Uh, there's going to be a lot of heat, so think about that. Um, I'm forgetting something. Uh, oh, that's it. We'll need
a train to land the gold on and take it to the warehouse. You'll have to steal it again. I'll send you the details. Now, if you're interested in the more um subtle approach, hijacking the armored cars and so on, uh you've got to get some police stingers. Only cops are liced to have them, so that's a headache of its own. What else? Um Oh, right. You'll need to get a hold of and mod some getaway cars. Normal suspension is going to give out under a couple of tons of gold. Whoa, man. A couple of tons.
Four tons in total. That's what I can get the system to divert into the cage we're hitting. [ __ ] me. Okay. Okay. Last thing. You remember that underpass we saw from the helicopter? Well, that's where I'll set up the smoke and mirrors to get the cops off your scent. I've heard that before, Michael. Subtle or obvious? What's it going to be? [laughter] Um, all right. Uh, we're going through the wall, so we'll just need a skeleton crew. [laughter] Okay. Um, two gunmen and two drivers. The first driver will pilot one of the choppers, getting
you out of there. Half the gold will be in that chopper, so these better be some safe effing hands. And the second driver is in charge of the train. I don't think we need to hire someone very expensive for this. Third time working together. Why not? Ah, okay. This one's new blood. I've seen him drive, but I haven't seen him under pressure. Gunman one is with Franklin burrowing in and pulling out the gold. Gunman two hits the bank lobby with you and makes it look like you're a couple of idiots trying your luck. Daryl, uh,
I'm not hearing great things to be honest, but you just might be able to do this with him. This is the big one. Is there anything you want to go over? Great. All right, we get the tunnel bore machine and we're good to go. [ __ ] glory seeker. Oh, you got any better ideas? Obviously not. Otherwise, you would already killed me and done the gig yourself. I mean, what kind of vain [ __ ] decides that the best way to rob the largest holding bank on the West Coast is for him and him personally
to come at the front door? The kind of vain [ __ ] who's stuck working with you, you douche. Okay. All right. All right, ladies. We got to move. Come on, man. Can we [ __ ] do this? I'll show you what you need. here. Bringing it out. What? You're one nasty [ __ ] This is total [ __ ] northbound. [screaming] Turn off your Michael. Yeah. So, we got one of these uh cutter things. What do you want me to do with it? I paid off a guard at the parking lot around from the
bank. He'll open the gates for you. Okay, if you trust him. I got an arrangement with your weirdo buddy. Dump the truck up there and I'll take care of it. All right, Lester, the drill's at the lot. Good work. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. There's a fair amount of prep work still to do. Last weekend, it's just an online persona. It was satire or parody or something. I didn't mean it. Jim, you're taking me up Bum Canyon in this charcoal color landstalker to punish me for trolling you. If only someone would save me.
Are you [screaming] kidding me? Stalin, kid. I'll be there soon. You know, you you really are funny and interesting guys. I mean, any attention is good attention, right? I'm going to drive your ass off the road. I recognize those neck rolls. Jimmy, who is that animal? That's my dad, you a-hole. Oh, he's going to [ __ ] you up properly. Oh, really? How big's this herd? Huh? The size of your herd? Don't matter when you're a total badass psycho, you dick. Daddy's boy. Read the tattoo, kid. What's it say? Entitled. Because I am. Horrible little
troll. Dad. Dad. You selfish prick. You got my son in there. Give me back my boy. Pull it over. You can have your idiot son. Let me take you home. Thank you. [ __ ] [ __ ] man. Do you think Do you think it's over? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's gone. Are you sure? Cuz the dude holds like a grudge and I'm like his nemesis. I wouldn't go that far. Look, he thought. Call me an idiot, but a troll. Jim, what's a troll? Like a joke on the internet. What sort of jokes? Sort of mean
jokes. Like what? Like someone posts something and you're all like, "That sucks. You suck, dick." Oh, so jokes that aren't funny. No, you don't get it. The humor comes with repetition. Like you say it once, big deal. Then you say it again and again and again and again. Okay. Like the other day he posts this picture of his newborn and I'm all like, "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly ass [ __ ] of a baby. And I'm all like, "My balls is prettier than that baby." And then I send him a picture of
my balls. I seen Rokill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby? And he's all like, "Actually, there's a problem with its chromosomes or something. And it's actually a miracle it survived." And I'm all like, "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its own." Enough. All right. Enough [ __ ] enough. I get it. Maybe that one was a little OTT, but it's generally really good times. Yeah, good times. Great times. The [ __ ] fun you have. Now stay off the internet for a while and don't wind
people up so much. I learned my lesson, Dad. I did. Yeah, sure. And I'm a tax account. Hey, I got something we can use for the getaway. I'll call you when it's in the parking garage. Okay, I'm not going anywhere. Hey, Les. Getaway cars is in the garage. So, if we can just get a hold of the train, we'll be ready to hit it. Hey Trevor, I need your help. I'm taking down that train we need for the UD and I'm short of pilot. Fine. I think Lester arranged for the chopper to be at my
airirst strip. I'll go get it. Cool. Let me know when you're there. I'll be on a headset. Heat. Heat. Hey, Chi, you there? I dealt with the guard. I'm about to flip the siding. And I'm still on the way to the chopper. Chill out. Siding split. Well, good for you. I still ain't at this heli. T, the train's coming to a stop. You in the chopper? Roger that. Ready for takeoff. I'll have a little word with the conductor and unhook the couplings for you. She's all yours. When you drop her off, come back and get
us one of these flatbed cars. Locomotive's been dropped. Coming back to the car. Okay, I'll put this on the truck next to the locomotive. You said you wanted a train. I got you a train, Lester. Excellent. I'll let the others know we have everything we need, but we'll meet at the strip club. Hey, so we really going to get this [ __ ] cracking, right? [ __ ] your ass. If you actually get dressed, then maybe you will. Ready for action, huh? Let's go. All right, I'm going to meet my guy at the bank. Gold
ain't ours yet, but we are this close. Get the crew. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, that's enough. We don't want I know it's late in the day to be questioning the logic of our plan, but why exactly is Lester with me in the chopper? Shouldn't we hire someone who's I don't know capable? I'm here. You can ask me. We need Lester in the air running comms and managing the link up with the train. Some renood ain't going to be able to handle logistics. T Rena Hood, that's out of line. Hey, I'm in the tunnel, man.
When you start your field of bag rebels routine, give me a word. You ready to do something profoundly stupid? Way to fill me with confidence. All right, man. I'm going through the vault wall. Get down. Get down on the floor. You're being robbed. There's your wall. Put a hole in it. We open the can. We take out the beans. Okay. What we waiting for? Hey, here we go. We're in the vault. The seismic activity detectors have locked down the vault's main door. Now, in a moment, there might be a security team in the tunnels behind
you, but you don't have to worry about anyone coming from inside the bank right now. Stay away from the back there. I'm pulling out. Hey, cops will be here soon. We got to blow these cages fast. How about setting these charges? All right, we got two cages to open. Hey, the charge is set. Let's open them up. Get out and we'll blow it. We got access. Cops coming for my six. I hold them off. Get the metal where we need it for pickup. [screaming] A bowl I'm going to smoke when I'm done. Out here for
the bullion and cough it up. Hey, keep it moving. I got this. Other side. Another in the cop. I got the other side. Just get the gold ready to go. What do you mean the gold is in the fault? This is a Union depository, ain't it? There's the first one. Hey, move the metal, man. Just keep them off me. Hey, T, the metal's ready to go. Where the choppers at? Helicopter inbound. See you in a second. Tell T the metal's ready. Hey, we got you. Lord went. Hey, I got this one. Get the next one.
I'm a [ __ ] I'm a [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Over there, dog. Look up. They're through the vault door. Check the hole. Oh [ __ ] Everything okay down there? Don't worry about us. Just get the bricks out. The bricks are gone. Right. Where are all the cops going? It's almost like you guys aren't taking this seriously. Cover now. [screaming] They got men repelling into the hall. I got to pull the chopper out a minute. Hey, the vault's empty already, punks. I'm bringing the chopper back around. No, man. Get Go, dog.
Get the metal out the city. They're fine. We head for the city limits. So, the topper's away. All right, we're coming out the back door. All right, man. Look, downtown's locked up tight. We should get out of here together, dog. Meet at the foot bridge to Arcadians. Four in the Getaway car with our ship. It won't work. I'll cover your run and get out another way. Really? Good luck, dog. I'm running. Push through. Set the bridge across Alter Street. [screaming] over here. My pockets are empty, officer. [ __ ] Officer, Back off. Back off. Damn
it. I'm pinned down. We're clean. Let us [screaming] walk away. It's this way. [ __ ] you. Perfect. A chopper. We got to go down these stairs. We ain't even got a die pack. Damn. made it. [screaming] Woo! After doing the walk in the Union Depository, man, it was a whole lot less successful than your lick. But we needed to divide attention. Woo! Got it. Don't be a hero down here. Let's get across the bridge. Back up. I'll put you down. Let's get to the other side. [screaming] Hey, don't die today. Seriously, I need ammo.
You really want to do this? [screaming] One of them. Holy [ __ ] You don't want to screw with me. Get down. Out the away. I ain't laying down. Chopper man, take care. Get out of here. Let's do this. This [ __ ] ends right now. [screaming] Go home to your wives. Too many cops on the ground. Stay up here on the foot path. Look left. Another jump. I'm picking up on the Merryweather channel. They know we hit the UD and they're planning some vigilantism. Public law enforcement is doing just fine trying to kill us.
So tell them not to bother. [screaming] Don't get it our way. You think I'm a joke? Up these stairs, man. Come on. Hey, they everywhere. Four dudes flying in. Take down the chopper on me. Y'all stupid. Move. Hey, on the right. [ __ ] They coming. Let's give up. Take cover. [screaming] [groaning] You take the flank. I got the front coming this [screaming] way. On the floor. Back up. Hey, through this passage this way on the left. Oh, get [screaming] in cover. Out the way. Woo. Dang. Merryweather's here. I'll put you down. Hey, over here
down east step. Hey, is the metal safe? Merryweather ain't going to jack your ass. We're outside town waiting on a train. No Merryweather on the horizon. All right, cool. Stand aside. Don't be a hero. Always [screaming] moving. Don't give him room. Watch your right, homie. More cops. Trevor is going to be one rich [ __ ] if we go down. Trevor's going to be one rich [ __ ] if we make it, man. We all this way, dog. Down the road. Push. Let's get out of here. Parking lots under the building. We got the cars
ass there. You really want to die for these [ __ ] [screaming] Hey, we got clear ground, bro. Drive out of here. Another big cop car. This is a [screaming] [ __ ] show. Don't get in our way. You really want to do this? Hey, we coming through. You don't want to screw with me. Eagle 10, take your name. There's no escape. Drive, dog. [ __ ] Come on. What you waiting for? Drive. Oh, we're clear. I'll check on the gold. Trevor Lester, come in. Mikey, Mike, how you doing? T, I think we're in the
clear. You doing all right? We got company. Looks like Merryweather. You sure you can handle an RPG? The noob tube? You hold us steady, get me an angle, they're gone. There they are. Three of them right there. This is it. This is it, [ __ ] [screaming] He's gone. You know how much these rockets cost? Steady. Steady. I'm firing. They're all over Eddie. Try again. Let's see if they can stay on us to the wind farm. Letting go. Hold it steady. It's going down. Rotate it. Get them in my firing line. All right, you pricks.
Here it comes. We got contact. Horizon's clear. We're out. All right, let's go for the train. There's two choppers coming toward my train. I'm guessing that's you. Set down the metal and I'll warehouse it. Package one is down. Package two is down. We're good. Take us to the airfield. The Merryweather Channel's dead. They're not sending anyone else. We're out. Mission accomplished. We did it. We nailed those [screaming] [ __ ] This is a score. This is a job. Suck on that, Merryweather. Good on Perso, Devin Weston, all the rest of you Illuminati sons of [
__ ] Suck on my fatty. [screaming] You're unstable, man. You know that? Don't go near the rockets again. Blow me. The others make it out. I don't know. I'll check. M F, you there? You make it out? No cops? No. Merryweather. We're out of town. Yeah. Looks like we made it. Put her down. We did it. We did it. We [ __ ] did it. We are good. All right. Wow. You are one serious [ __ ] buzz kill. Hey, look, man. I'm going to get the car up out of here. All right. All right.
Hey, you two, come with me. I'm going to need some help getting the metal in storage for a few days before I can sell it. Both of us? Yes, both of you. All right. It's been a pleasure working with you. You'll get paid when we get the cash, but until then, I want you to keep it on the down low. No new cars, no vacations, nothing. Now, come on, sugar. Oh, [ __ ] me. Hey, slick. It's me. [laughter] What the [ __ ] do you want? You got my money, punk? Hey, you got some
coconut water or something like that? I need some electrolytes. Damn, it's kind of warm, isn't it? Man, you got a death wish or something. Am I supposed to kill you now? Oh, no, bro. Not me. No. Oh, yeah. But that's my boy. Yeah, but that's my boy. He has betrayed everyone he's ever known. He's got you involved with the federal government, and he's messed up several business ventures of mine. He has got to go. And you know what? I'd like to say that this isn't personal, but it is personal. But the feds, man, the feds
have told me to kill Trevor, and I obviously can't kill them both. The Feds, Steve Haynes, Dave Norton, I own shopping malls. I would not employ those two clowns. And and I make one phone call, their careers, they are over. So, are you going to A listen to some 50 grand a year pension hunter or b a billionaire who even the president lets finger his wife or cry and be really stupid and save those two idiot mentors of yours and have everybody in the godamn state crawling up your ass? A, B, or C? Time's ticking,
pal. Beep beep beep. And your answer is, man. You know what, man? [ __ ] you. Genius answer, pal. Total genius. But time is running. You think about it. Me, I got a triathlon coming up and I am in deep training. Bye-bye, man. [ __ ] Franklin. Lester, dog. Man, we need to talk. I got a problem I need your help with, man. Actually, [ __ ] it. Man, we all got a problem you can help us with. Calm down. All right. Come to my house. All right. All right. I'm coming. What's the panic, bro?
What the [ __ ] do you think, man? Imagine a [ __ ] scenario that will [ __ ] things up the worst. Boy, my mind is just racing. But, you know, I don't want to say something that's really exciting and then you have to act all deflated and say, "No, no, it's just that somebody got the same tattoo I got. So, why don't you just go ahead and tell me?" Some [ __ ] wants me to kill Michael. Some other [ __ ] wants me to kill Trevor. I feel I can't kill both of
them. Man, I'm [ __ ] man. I don't know what the [ __ ] to do right now. Damn. I can see that. Who are the [ __ ] Steve Haynes. [snorts] This angry [ __ ] from the FIB. Um Devin Weston, man. You know the um Oh, that angry rich [ __ ] from whatever hole he hibernates in. Exactly. All right. All right. I say kill Michael then kill Trevor, man. Are you for real? You're [ __ ] You know, I I don't know. You know everything, dog. I know. Okay, but I I'm sorry.
I guess this is it. You know, I'm doing my best, man. I don't know how you can deal with both of them. I know, man. [ __ ] We're [ __ ] Every single one of us is [ __ ] Unless, okay, Steve Haynes is under a lot of heat because of the shootings at Court Center and Devon Weston is a known to be a major [ __ ] and b known to be friendly with Don Persal who runs Merryweather. I think actually Weston owns a piece of Merryweather, right? 11%. Pretty good for a pseudo
liberal owning a private army. So they would both love to be involved in capturing the bullion that we just lifted. If I tell them both that you boys are at the foundry and we had heights melting it down, then maybe maybe both of them will pay you a visit and bam, we turn it into a a bust. I ain't got no better ideas. All right, I'm going to get in touch with Michael and Trevor. You go to the foundry and get yourself set up. I got you. All right. Man, things are kind of [ __
] up right now, dog. Where we going? We uh heading to the foundry place. Hey girl. Good. Hey, look, hear me out, man. If it's too heavy for you, you can back out. No drama. Hit me with it, man. We got a real problem, dog. My boys, man. Well, we trying to save them. You actually doing something for your homies for a change? Hell yeah, I'm in. Who want to clap your homies? Who don't, [ __ ] These Chinese dudes, some FIB cast, the rich white [ __ ] who scammed us on them cars. Deon
Weston, that punk [ __ ] Why didn't you say we was creeping on him? We ain't creeping on him, [ __ ] At least I don't think he going to be there. We got to take all the heat he can throw at us before we worry about how we coming back on his ass. But you is coming back, right? Oh, hell yeah. We creeping on that fool. Oh, so you ain't the mercurial [ __ ] you fronting ass, huh? Man, I'm just trying to make something out myself, dog. That don't change who my homies are,
[ __ ] It don't change my family. [ __ ] [ __ ] You getting me all emotional now, [ __ ] Might have to stop me from sucking your dick, [ __ ] Please, [ __ ] [ __ ] off, man. Every fool in this town got somebody who want them clap. Yeah, but that applies to some fools more than others. I heard that, [ __ ] I'm talking about you. Everybody in this town want to take a pop at your ass. [ __ ] lining up camping and [ __ ] trying to take
a shot at the big chick. Ain't that the truth, but ain't nobody pissed off as many [ __ ] as Michael and Trevor, dog. [ __ ] [ __ ] You play big, you stand to lose. Yeah, ain't that the truth. Look, man. Michael and Trevor, they should be inside. Can you stay out here and let us know when the bad dudes is coming? I got it, man. I'll holler at you. This could be it. Our showdown with a private army. And you're bringing a rifle. Yeah, I'm bringing a rifle. It's a good gun. It'll
get the job done. That gun, it makes me think this is a setup. It is a setup. We're setting up Merryweather and the FIB. Making them think the metal's here. A setup for me. It's a weird gun and it's making me nervous. Put it down. It's a good gun, and you asking me to put it down is making me nervous. Hey, I ain't the guy with a past history of giving up his friends. You let the Chinese take me, didn't you? You might be about to pull that again with Merryweather. For all I know, I
was in an emotional state. I can't be blamed for my actions in Ludenorf. Oh, well, can't I blame you for every day you didn't come and get me after that? I ain't putting my gun away. Hey man, what the [ __ ] am I doing risking my ass trying to save y'all ass if you just going to kill each other? Hey, you're not saving me. You're saving him. Now you're saving this [ __ ] man. Y'all got to keep y'all [ __ ] heads right and end this [ __ ] If not, man, I'll put
bullets in both of you, [ __ ] Hey, they here. I know them when I see them, homie. They creeping. All right, good. Y'all hear that? Now we doing this [ __ ] man. It's either now or never. Come on, Trevor. [ __ ] it. [screaming] Where do you want me? All right, man. You go over there. All right. Where you want me? You hold your position right there. Okay. I'm going to go over there. Secure the building. Watch your sector. Jee, dog, you got to wait. Their reckoning is upon them. [screaming] We don't leave
until they're all dead. You got it. Crooked [screaming] [ __ ] Suck my I'm putting him down. Help me. [ __ ] He's mine. Merryweather's here. Upper can't walk. Far side. Oh my god. I got the drop on him. Can I kill him? We were waiting for you. Here comes some more. The FIB and Merryweather are doing us a favor. Taking each other out. I'm closing them out. Let's go, folks. [groaning and screaming] I'm reloading. Let's finish this. Hey. Hey. I think they see me, my [ __ ] They go run a boom. We got
this. Go help your friend. All right. All right. I'm coming, dog. What's happening? Holy [ __ ] I need some help, man. Quick. Hold tight, man. I'm on my way. An SOS, [ __ ] S O S. Hold tight, dog. Please hold tight. Hey, these the fools picking on you. There you go. It wouldn't be right if I didn't have to save your ass just once. Save me, [ __ ] I just wanted some company. [groaning and screaming] I got to reload. T, come in. Frank, I think T's in trouble. There's an FIB team where
I last saw him and he ain't responding. Man, I got to stay out here with Lamar. Can you get to him? [ __ ] [screaming] Trevor. All right, I'm looking for him. What the [ __ ] It's getting heavy to Can you stop being an [ __ ] please? This [ __ ] ends right now. [groaning] Trevor, stop being a prick. They keep on coming out here. There you are, man. You had me worried. I was a little winded. All right. I took the to. It's nice to see you so worked up. Next time I'll
leave you to it. Watch out. [screaming] Another FIB team on the way. What the hell? Take him. There's some serious [ __ ] going on down here where I'm at. You're nothing but a parasite on a skull. [screaming and groaning] Oh my god. It's war zone, homies. Do us a favor and get the [ __ ] up. [ __ ] [screaming and groaning] It's getting heavy out here, dudes. Are we clear? Yeah, all clear, Frank. We're clear inside. Moving to the access. I'm in the ship, man. I can't take too much more of this, man.
I'm really feeling it. This is a [ __ ] show. We keep putting them down until they stop pulling up. [screaming] [ __ ] Hey, we'll get through this. Dude, this is getting heavy. Gunship incoming. I got this guy. [screaming] Keep your heads. They coming for me. [screaming] Got a man down. This one's mine. I'm right here. I'm getting masked here. [screaming] Over here, you [ __ ] Come on. Come on. [screaming] [groaning] Looking okay. Let's regroup with the main set of doors. So, huh? Oh, what's up? Huh? What's next? Huh? We just going to
wait around for someone to kill us or are we going to wait till this [ __ ] gets turned again? Bite me. Ain't anybody getting turned again? And you know it. Hey, man. The way I see it, we only just begun to clean this [ __ ] up. We got a lot of old friends I think need to be re-educated. A lot of friends. I mean, things could get really messy. No, we just got to silence a few noisy people. Hell, [laughter] let me see. There's uh Steve Haynes. Dave Norton. No, we need him alive.
Why? So nobody [ __ ] with us afterwards. What about that triad [ __ ] The one that think you two boys is dating. [ __ ] You know he bound to come back. Yeah, there's that. Well, who's the uh the guy who set up Lamar Stretch? We want to throw him in. [ __ ] Trevor will throw anyone in just to satisfy his blood lust. Whoa. Hey, it's called a [ __ ] loose end. All right. And if we're going to be men of peace and tranquility, we tie up loose ends. Oh man. Stretch
ass being a liability. But then we're going to have to take care of our old pals, Devin Weston and Steve Haynes. [ __ ] What a mess, man. Well, let's get it cleaned up. How about you get Lester on the line? Who is this? Stop calling this number. Hey, it's me, dog. You're alive. I thought someone might have your phone. No, no, but look, I got you on speaker phone. Oh, did Mike make it? Yeah, I'm here. And the other one? See you putting the ground wheels. Uh-huh. You um just calling for a chat? No,
we got some work to do. Can you get us some whereabouts? Oh, I'll do my best. Who? Steve Haynes to start. And Devin Weston's ass and uh We Ching. We ei n way and Franklin's pal. Stretch. Huh? Stretch? Yeah, man. Look, his real name is Harold Joseph. Okay. Well, I can tell you that Agent Haynes is taping a show over on Delpero Pier. Shooting permit came up immediately. Check it. I [screaming] wanted to ice that [ __ ] since the moment I met him. All right. All right. Ah, I got a signal from Mr. Harold
Joseph's phone over at the BJ Smith Recreation Center. No, I got him. I got him. Let's keep him clear of known associates. All right. Thanks, dog. You got it. What you got for me? Towning's credit card just bought a Magnum at the Beach Club in Pacific Bluffs. Okay. I'll go ask his ass about his punk ass dad. When I find Mr. Weston, I'll send the coordinates. All right. Good. All right, we made our plans. Let's stick to them. We take out our assigned targets. Any deviation will lead to confusion and probably failure. We got one
shot at this, guys. All right, let's do it. Hey, Lamar. That was above and beyond, homie. Ain't nothing above and beyond when it comes to the homies, homie. A [ __ ] just want to be helpful. You heard me? I'm serious, dog. That's hood. Michael and Trevor, too. We grateful. You a real homie and I love you, dog. You, too, homie. You done with this [ __ ] now? Almost. A couple of loose ends. A [ __ ] I know that, boys. You creeping on some fools, huh? All right, [ __ ] We'll handle your
candle. Lay low, my [ __ ] Hey, the old man's here. He's leaving the beach club. I'mma do it now. You got this thing. [screaming] Hey, I got out clean. You dudes ain't going to have no more try coming after. We ain't going to have anyone to sell super weapons to either. But hey ho, who's up? We still got to do stretch and agent hates. I'm moving on Hanks. Let's see if you can patch me into his radio mic. I want a last reminder of what an annoying prick he is. Los Santos, a city of
saints, a city of sinners, and nothing in between but the FIB. Cut. This is crap. Who writes this [ __ ] anyway? Okay. All right. You got this framed, right? Yeah. You're looking great. Is it chin? How's the chin? Oh, sharp. All right. The audio is clean. Nice. Oh, well, say something. Uh, check, check, check. Yeah, it's great. Okay, fine. We're on. I'm ready. You ready? Speed. All right, let's do this people. I'm a professional. Let's go. Hi, I'm Steven. Santos. A city of celluloid. A city of scumbags. The last great American melting. Is the
result. Throw in a senior FIB. What? Yeah, I know. It's really good. Just do a cutaway. I'll pick it up. No, I'll pick it up. Oh my god. The guy, that's his name. He shot him. Jesus [ __ ] with proceed with caution. 98. Move. Hey, Lester. I dealt with Hannes. You got a location on Devon Weston yet? Yeah. Yeah, I do. The Merryweather team was dispatched to protect him at his house in the Tonga Hills. And I say house as four of us. Dang. Whatever. I'll go up there and get him. So, who we
got, man? Harold stretch. Joseph still outstanding. I'm taking care of him. Yo, we still going to meet up daily. Disrespectful ass [ __ ] trying to break the order of things. Please. Pair of [ __ ] Only pair of [ __ ] that stretch tolerate are the ones that worked this pole last night. Man, that's [ __ ] You want to see? I'll show you right here, [ __ ] Watch. All right, I'm at the courts. I think I know which one stretches. Damn, you need a wide lens for that [ __ ] Hey, is
that two [ __ ] or is it 15? Man, that's a lot of meat. Oh, that's some [ __ ] up [ __ ] money, [ __ ] Hey, man. He got stretch, man. Roll on his ass. your life, [ __ ] You feel me? I'm clear. Your pal Stretch? He ain't a problem no more, Frank. [ __ ] He wasn't my pal. He was a dude who ganked us, homie. Thanks. So, who we got, man? I'm picking up Devon Weston so we can have some fun with him. Now, don't worry. I won't get started
till we're all together. Not properly, at least. Hey, unless you got news from the foundry team, I don't want to be disturbed. [screaming] [screaming and groaning] I just put down half your outfit back in down. Receiving fire. I'm here for you. [screaming] You messed with the wrong man. We got to cops it. Protect DW ass. Devin, [screaming] DW pays our salaries, people. Come on. You're going down. [screaming] How much this [ __ ] paying you? I hope it was worth it. Get that son of a [ __ ] Get a job. [groaning and screaming] [screaming
and groaning] Mendez, where are you? Show's over, [screaming] clown. Lay down fire. DW is What do you mean all our operatives are dead? Wait, wait. Hear me out. No [groaning] more talking. I got Mr. Weston. Let's take him out of the city. Make him disappear. Meet me on the cliffs off the GO Chiliad Mountain State Wilderness. Where am I? What's happening? [ __ ] You You don't know what you're getting into, pal. I told them I wouldn't kill you. I didn't say anything about cutting your tongue out. You know, you're a you're a resourceful guy
getting past those train killers. I need someone like you in my organization. The CEO position's going to be vacant real soon, Slick. I've got nothing against you. Apart from the obvious hygiene issue, Michael caused me problems. So, Michael had to go. You're looking at it rationally. There are people who were useful to you, and people who ain't. And the people who ain't got to go. Me? I'm not rational. I don't care if you're useful or not. I feel like taking you out, DVO. So, that's what I'm doing. This is a serious offer. Work for me.
You'll have everything you'll ever wanted. All I've ever wanted is to watch you drift in and out of consciousness as you're slowly disembowled. Yes. Yes. That's the kind of creativity I need on my team. Come on. Come on. Let me out of here. Look, I got my own company, Trevor Phillips Industries. Oh, yeah. A fellow entrepreneur. Let me buy a steak to give you money to grow. I don't know if you heard, but I'm kind of gold rich right now. So, you got precisely nothing to offer. Prepare for the end, my friend. You creepy bum.
I got an army at my fingertips. This is why people want to kill you. You won't shut up. You can't do this to me. Find a happy place, you Zencock. You're making a mistake. Go meditate, you phony prick. Hey, you proof. Yeah. [ __ ] [ __ ] Pipe down. Here we are, Slick, with a few minutes for some one-on-one time. Franklin. Hey, what's up? I assume you got him. Ooh, safe and sound. Ain't that right, buddy? Hey, my bad, homie. I picked C. Ain't that a [ __ ] You know, Devin, the way I
see it, and hey, I'm no intelligent businessman like you. But the way I see it, there's two great evils that bedevil American capitalism of the type that you practice. Number one is outsourcing. You paid a private company to do your dirty work for you, and then you underpaid that company because you thought you were big enough and bad enough that you didn't have to play by the rules. Oh, number two, offshoring your profits. Offshoring? Oh, it's horrible. You wouldn't want to be sent offshore just to save a little money, would you, T? No, I wouldn't.
Oh, no. I ain't going nowhere. No. See, but we know your opinions on the matter. Devon, keep your problems the [ __ ] out of America. Huh? In this instance, when he puts it like that, it makes sense. Of course it does. Hey, Devon. Goodbye, my old friend. Thanks for all the advice. Bye-bye. [groaning and screaming] So now what? Now we keep a low profile and get on with our lives as friends. Well, do I have a choice? No, not really. All right, then. as uh flawed, awful, totally uncomfortable, and poorly matched friends. Absolutely. Oh,
that's perfect. Then we can get back to the kind of capitalism we practice. [ __ ] I don't know how much more better that is than Devon's con. Ooh, hypocrisy, Franklin. Civilization's greatest virtue. Jesus, your therapist has a lot to answer for. I know. I still hate myself. But hey, at least I know the words for it now. Yeah, but I hate you and I know the words for it. So, does that mean I don't have to go to therapy? Look, man. You two [ __ ] terrify me of that middle age. I'm good. You're
right to be afraid, Franklin. Yeah, be very afraid, Franklin. Tell you one thing, T, I'm getting too old for this nonsense. Hey, Listen, baby. That was great. I got to run now. Okay. All right. Bye, babe. Hold on. Well, Michael, I see you're back around and making time for your mental health. Yeah, I don't know why I came. What do you want, Michael? I don't know. I just I just want I want something that isn't this, you know, this caring about two things at once. I mean, I want to be a good dad, love my
family, you know, live the dream, but at the same time, I really want the other stuff, too. I suppose you haven't really considered the fact that by neglecting your therapy, you've guaranteed these behavioral relapses. [sighs] No, I hadn't considered that. So, pal, what's the source of conflict this time? Things are kind of on the uptick, Doc. There's no greater concern than optimism. You know what, Doc? I'm okay. Things have finally come together for me. I mean, I made a bunch of money. And most of those guys that wanted me gone, they don't want nothing no
more. [clears throat] Well, I'm not going to pretend that my life's not still a mess. I mean, I know I still got a long way to go, you know, with my family, my friends, my aspirations. I mean, I know I've done a lot of bad things, Doc. I told a lot of lies, but Doc, I'm hopeful. Oh, don't hide behind hope, Michael. Hope is the enemy of hard work. Any other acting out, friend? Tell me. Things have really been up and down, Doc. I mean, one minute I'm fine, the next the [ __ ] red
mist to sense. I can't seem to help myself. These are the classic symptoms of your condition, Michael. You're very ill. It was a [ __ ] Doc. I'm still a good guy underneath. H. Anything else? Anything sexual? I'm doing well, doc, in that regard. Nothing to report. Not one single thing. That's great, Michael. It's real progress. See, treatment works when you try. So, I feel like there's progress in some areas and, you know, none in others. That's incredible stuff. I don't think I've ever heard such a barrage of denial, self-justification, and outright horror. The thing
is, Michael, here, can we just get a quick photo together? Jeez, what is this? I really think I can't treat you anymore. The fact is, I'm in love with you. The [ __ ] you talking about? Okay, well, that's not true. Good. You're learning. Good. What's going on? Nothing. It just I think you need a new therapist and I'm leaving town. I've got a TV show. I'm going to be famous. I'm going to be famous. Think of the [ __ ] tail. All those [ __ ] [ __ ] who called me pube head. Oh,
they'll be lining up to suck it now. You got a TV show? You uh best not to think too closely about what I just said. It's not like I'll be using real names or anything. I'm [laughter] really discreet. Bye now. [ __ ] My lawyer says you can't prove defamation. [screaming] That's how you work through an issue. You're acting out, Michael. Don't act out. You [ __ ] head tricker. Hey, those ain't your secrets to sell. Stop and think about it. Deep breaths. Calm. Calm. I poured my heart out to you and my wallet. Isn't
this the attention you were looking for? I trust in you, you prick. You wanted me to listen to your problems. Now the whole country will listen to your problems. Come back here, [ __ ] This kind of exposure will push God. No way. [ __ ] [screaming] That's crazy. That [ __ ] ain't real. God [ __ ] Citizens report an explosion. I just Hey, I know we ain't chopped it up in a minute, but I got a homie that needs something, and y'all just might make a perfect partnership. Let me read this thing. Looking
for a professional operative to co-manage a private intelligence business catering to celebrities and high netw worth individuals. If that sound like you, [ __ ] you need to get your name on the lease over at Dynasty 8 Executive. And my boy going to holl at you. Peace. Okay. She's Yeah, just run me over. Sweet Jesus. Boss, your executive assistant here. These are exciting times for the company. If you want to [music] expand, Securo serves updated with an opportunity to source and resell high value [music] vehicles and some garage space in the buildings become available on
Dynasty 8. Stop by the office soon and I'll show you. Hey, can you just hold there for a second, please? Boss, you got to visit him. Oh, yeah. That's who it is. Okay. Sorry about that. I didn't know who you were. I won't make that mistake again. Justin here. Hey, what's cracking? So, what you think about all this [ __ ] We looking good, right? Look, this is our business. You feel me? You put the bread down. [ __ ] You the owner. I'm the manager. Franklin Clinton, dog. And that over there is my old
ass homie Chop. [ __ ] He don't get around too much no more, man. Everybody I asked about setting this thing up, they all pointed straight at you. A genuine real repable. Now me, [ __ ] I'm a hustler that made it big. Big house, nice cars, a family, and everything. But damn, man, I miss getting these [ __ ] hands dirty. And from what I hear, you ain't got that problem. You run your own [ __ ] and I like that. Hey, look, come walk with me. I want to show you something. Now the
streets I know real good cuz that's where I'm from. But now I work with rich folk who got rich folk problems and no [ __ ] idea how to deal with them. You know, like the kid might stole a car or they might owe money to the wrong [ __ ] people or they wife might be screwing the tennis coach. But guess what? My homies can help him with all that. Now this here, this is your office. I'm going to get all these jobs for us and they going to show up on this computer right
here. It'll be small at first, but one big client, man. one A-list name and we straight. Hey, that's our hacker right there, Emani. She works up on the operation floor where all the high-tech [ __ ] at. Oh [ __ ] Hey, Monty. Man, these kids, man. Knock knock my politically incorrect racial epithets. What that [ __ ] do? What are you doing here, Lamar? Now the question is what are you doing here? Is that who you bringing in with you? Why you didn't tell me? I'm the one who called that pimp. Put him up
on everything, dog. And you [ __ ] got the nerve to cut me out. Well, I got two words for y'all. Finders [ __ ] feet. That's right. I'mma sue y'all ass. Matter of fact, I'mma blast y'all asses out on Snapmatic. Where my phone, man? Hold on, dog. Man, I was going to look out for you. Chill out. All right. [ __ ] I got something here, dog. Come on. Nah. Nah. Put that [ __ ] away. I'm part of San Andreas's budding cannabis scene. I remember this dude when he was broke as [ __
] Could barely get a [ __ ] coach seat. Now all of the sudden eating grapes in the cockpit with the captain. Look at you. And you? I ain't even f to go in on your dog ass cuz you know what's happening. But I ain't tripping cuz now it's LD's turn to come up. How's that for a sample? Okay, I see you [ __ ] This some good [ __ ] You damn straight. That's that pow. All right. Hey, you get going on those. I'll be in my office. All right. Right. Who is that badass
little fist looking [ __ ] I mean, nice young lady with the profitable posterior right there. [ __ ] that's Immani. That's Pearly, [ __ ] The home girl's daughter. She handle all our hacker type [ __ ] Oh, that's Pearly daughter. I should have known. She hacking and [ __ ] too. I ain't even know they had a computer. Damn, I feel old. Tell me about it. You get going on those jobs. cuz I'm going to go work on this big client for us. All right. Wait, wait. You mean big big client like Tony
Money? Come on, man. Tell me you got Tony Money. A see if Tony Money will post my weed on this page, man. You got me, Frank. Come on, man. Whatever I got going, man. You got going. So, I'm going to look out for you. Hey, I'll be in my office. You keep doing what you doing, man. He be lying like a [ __ ] Anyway, though, now look at you. You feel like somebody now, huh? You OG now. Your nuts is almost big as mine, but they won't be. Not at all. Hey, what's up? I
got you on this communicator thing and I can see what your ass doing on the screen. So, no creepy [ __ ] All right. Now, like I said before, I'm a hustler who made it. I got in with a crew of dudes with some real experience. They taught me how to operate on a serious level. No more hood [ __ ] for me. You know what I'm saying? That's why we got a setup like this. Hey, look. Click on the security contract page and check that [ __ ] out. Hey, so look, these the jobs
we got right now. After the guy showed me how to make moves, we pulled a big ass scope and I cashed out. I was making investments, you know, other plays and doing real good. But none of that [ __ ] hit right. And then I figured I should use my [ __ ] street knowledge with these contacts. And that's the business right there. I'm a fixer to the rich and famous. But you can only go so far alone. You know what I'm saying? So I needed a grade A partner with grade A capital and gradeA
skills. Someone to help me turn my hustle into a major operation. And so here we are. These clients ain't exactly A-list, but now that we working together, [ __ ] it won't be long before we get some of those. But look, for now, the work is robberies, recoveries, assassinations, rescues, and all that [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? Once you find a job you like, select it here. Then me will start moving on our side. And hey, I appreciate you want to keep a low profile. That's why my name is on the door
and I'm the face of this [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? So, I'm working the contacts and you moving in the streets. Some of these can be real tricky, homie. But I'll let you know and I'll make sure the [ __ ] payout is worth it. Sounds good. All right. Well, I'll get working on the A-list catch. Somebody who will put us on the damn map. Hey, I wish I could get that girl on them billboards. Uh, Rosalia. But [ __ ] man. I don't think her ass in enough trouble right now to
need us. At least not yet. But we aiming high, homie. Hey, you know, sometimes you remind me of someone I used to roll with. [ __ ] I can't tell if that's a compliment or not. What's up, boss? I'll be here. Okay, look. This client, one of the city top judges, rich as hell, family man, church every Sunday. where this dumb ass left his watch for a tip for one of the girls at the Vanilla Unicorn. Some priceless family [ __ ] from his wife's side and now he's sobered up and he wants it back.
But don't worry though, this ain't no Aaron boy [ __ ] See our judge, he got some enemies from the Armenian mob. They heard about the watch from one of the girls and they straight up moved in, took the whole place over and told the dude to come begging. Kind of like a hostage situation, you know, except the hostage is some antique [ __ ] in a safe in one of the back rooms. Short work for your charming ass, right? Heat. Heat. Help him out. Oh [ __ ] You dumb. You ain't going [screaming] nowhere.
Look. [ __ ] You absolute [ __ ] idiot. [screaming] What a [ __ ] You [ __ ] We [screaming] got a man hit. [ __ ] Watch it. Get all ammo. You absolute [ __ ] idiot. What the [ __ ] Hide. You mother. [screaming] We need an ambulance. You're going down. You absolute [ __ ] idiot. [screaming] You [ __ ] You absolute [ __ ] idiot. You [ __ ] You absolute [ __ ] idiot. [screaming] [laughter] Please. It's on. Idiot. [ __ ] it down. No. Whoa. Whoa. I'mma kill your
[ __ ] ass [ __ ] Heat. Heat. Good work out there. Hey, what's up, partner? All right. [ __ ] See you soon. What's up, boss? All right, look. Suit up. We got some Merryweather mess to clean up. Seems like those fools got some new surveillance project running. Cameras snooping all over everywhere. And if there's one thing that the A-listers I know don't want in this town is a [ __ ] ton of video evidence. Hey, every client I got, they want this [ __ ] thing burned down. My phone been ringing off the
[ __ ] hook. Look, Imani's got the name of the guy running the project. So tell his ass back to the base, get in there, wipe out the whole surveillance equipment, and torch that [ __ ] place. Wat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. No. Get closer. W. One more. Hold chopper. No, no, no. [groaning] You're mine. God damn it. Withdraw. Chase them whole. [screaming] Oh, I love this part. I'm empty. Say good night. Chase them home. Solar sucker bastard. Hold tab to the floor. [groaning and screaming] I'm going to drop you. [screaming and groaning] Jerk off.
Close in [ __ ] Stay frosty. [screaming] [groaning] Oh, so fast. Fire. Now we're gone now. Wow. Wow. my car and stuff. Okay. Hey partner, what's up? Listen, I got some news for us. [ __ ] some great news. I don't want to say too much over the phone, but remember that big client I was fishing for? The kind of A-lister that'll give us that junk? Well, check this out. We got a meeting over at the [music] golf club. Yeah, that's right. It's all set. Hey, they playing that boring ass game all day. So, just
head over there when you ain't handling [ __ ] for the office. All right. Oh, yeah. And someone in the clubhouse, they going to help you get dress code compliant. Hey, I'll see you soon. All right. Whoa. Oh, I know it's not my swing, doc. Problems in my noggin. Okay, so I'm doing that thing where I imagine the hole is a is a vagina. Hey, you made it. Nice threads. [laughter] Hey, how do I look? Let's roll. Hey, you know in Vinewood this is where all the deals get done. But if you really want in
on it, you got to play the game. All right, look. Follow my lead cuz these dudes straight mogul. You see that skinny one right there? That's DJ Poo. That's our plug, homie. Nah, I'm going again. Come on. Really? I can do better. Is this what we got all dressed up for? Mhm. Yeah. I knew I was going to hate this. I don't like sports that you can snack when you play. Next time we're going roller skating. Hey, good to see you, bro. Hey, what's up, Pooh? Man, who the [ __ ] is this? [ __
] it's my business associate. Associate? [ __ ] getting real. Hell yeah. Come on now. You sure about this? Hell yeah, I'm sure. [ __ ] we ready. We set up. We ready to go, dog? All right, but y'all better deliver. [ __ ] my [ __ ] up, too. Yo, Dre, this is Franklin Clinton. This is his associate. They going to help us get that thing done, man. What's up, dog? I appreciate you for having us. Not a problem. Just give me a sec. Ah, you know what? I'll take a mulligan. That was a
perfect shot. You could sneeze and blow that in. Nah, nah, hold up. I got this. This is a stupid [ __ ] game. The things I do for a hit record. So wait, you're the one that's going to find the phone, right? Excuse me, Mr. uh Young. Is it? Look, we're going to play through, okay? Give you plenty of time to finish up whatever this is. You're going to what? Come on. We'll just be a second, right, Dre? Play through. We're going to play through. Listen, you ain't playing through [ __ ] [ __ ]
Oh, very nice. That's very nice. This place is going to crap. What did you just say? You heard what I said. How are we supposed to play around with this [ __ ] This used to be a club for pros. Hey man, back the [ __ ] up and shut your [ __ ] ass up. No, screw this. I still have friends on the board. My wife's having an affair with the owner. Every single one of you is going to be black ballalled before you reach the ninth T. Is that right? Yeah, that's right. Come
on, Eugene. Me and you going to make some calls and see what's what. What the [ __ ] was that about, man? The [ __ ] have I know? With everything that's going on in my life right now, this is the last [ __ ] thing I need. She's having an affair with the owner. I got to call this guy. Nah, nah, no, no. [ __ ] that. And [ __ ] this. If these two guys have what it takes to find my property, then they can definitely take care of this [ __ ] We
got you, homie. Good, cuz I'm done with swinging these [ __ ] clubs, man. What are you doing? Listen, take care of these [ __ ] [ __ ] before they make trouble for me. And if you do, you can handle my business. My phone wasn't lost, man. It was stolen. And there's material on that [ __ ] phone that I really care about. Unreleased material. You know what I'm saying? If you know anything about me, you know that I don't put anything out before it's ready. And I'm dead ass serious about that. We got
you, homie. Come on, guys. Let's get the [ __ ] out of here. I'm getting agitated. You were kind of pissed off before they said anything. You really need to try something for your mood. I am. It's called golf. Well, golf ain't working. Next time we're going to go skate at the rink. Hey, you two [ __ ] can't wait for the legend to shoot his shot. Oh, where you going? I thought you'd like to talk. Come on, man. Hey, this ain't driving, dude. Hey, get after him, man. Let's go. Hey, we ain't got to
kill no one here. We just got to get them to stop and put a beating on they ass now. Ram them [ __ ] again. Eugene, what do I do? Hey, play through this. You're hitting me, Eugene. Man, can this piece of [ __ ] go any faster? Go, Eugene. Save yourself. Hey, I beat on these [ __ ] even if it wasn't a job at the end of it. You with me, homie? You hear compliments of Mr. Young, [ __ ] Help. Is this [ __ ] going through the movie studio? Hell, man. Man,
[ __ ] I know one of the producers around here. I hope his ass ain't at work today. Just couldn't keep your [ __ ] mouth shut. You're insane. Ram it again. Let's go. He's heading that way. Man, what you waiting for? Come on, man. [ __ ] this [ __ ] up. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's one down. Now we got to get his little [ __ ] friend. You You made your point. You can You can stop now. Oh yeah, you [ __ ] up today. Ram it again. Let's go. Hey,
come on, business partner. Let's show these fools we hungry. There he goes. Look. Look. No [ __ ] way. Again. Hey, look. Lay off a little bit. We need this [ __ ] in one piece so we can have a little talk. All right. Follow him and let's see where he ends up. Hey, now this the day they going to be talking about when F. Clinton and partner is listed on the ball sack 500. Come on, we need to find this [ __ ] Hey, try to peer. What's shaking, buddy? I'm walking here. There he
is. He got his ass. [ __ ] All right, partner. Hey, get your swing warmed up. Now, let's play. Hey, come on. Let's [ __ ] his ass up a little bit. Hey, hey, come on. Calm down. Hey, come on. Let's explain some [ __ ] to this little [ __ ] now. Good. Let's just be reasonable. What's your price? Nah, [ __ ] It's only one language your ass going to understand. Take it easy. I apologize. You hear that? I apologize, man. Come on. Let's beat this [ __ ] ass. Boom. [screaming] [groaning] Yeah.
How that [ __ ] feel, [ __ ] That's right. Uh-uh. Make sure you understand. Okay. Okay. [laughter] Yeah. Call Mr. Young. Tell him I I'll resign my membership today. All right. All right. I think he done some thinking. Now, let me call Dre right quick. Hey, Dre. We took care of that thing. Nah, you won't be hearing from them no more. But what about that other thing? All right, cool. Look, send it over. We'll get right on it, my man. Holy [ __ ] Hey, partner. [ __ ] Good work out there. We in
business now. Look, head back to the office when you get a sec. All right. I want you to meet the team so we can plan this thing out. [music] Man, if the old me can see how I operate now, I don't know what he'll think. We're about to do some high-tech problem solving. When you learn that [ __ ] you can't unlearn it, right? [ __ ] Guess I got to thank my old crew for that. Hey, right on time. Come here. Check this out. Hey, Drayson over the number to that missing phone. Immani's tracking
it right now. That was like 20 minutes ago. This is a browser game. Wow. No, no, no, no, no. [ __ ] You want to know what I found? Yeah. Okay. So, it's pretty bad. The phone has a bunch of extra security to prevent remote access, which is cool until you [ __ ] lose it. And it's a huge pain in the ass. It's firewalled. No way in, no way to track it. So, you saying we got nothing then? We got one thing, but it's like highkey radical. Girl, I was being radical when your ass
was still in kindergarten. What is it? You break into the FIB, find the server stacks for their mass surveillance program, stick a thumb drive in one of them to give me remote access, and don't get caught. Then I can get a full data signature and track any copies that got made. I thought this [ __ ] was going to be hard. I made the FIB my [ __ ] a long time ago. We got this, right? I just want to know why is it that every time I turn my back, y'all in here doing some
slicing and dead icing and backroom dealings without me? Lamar, what the [ __ ] are you doing here? Same thing you is, homie. Business. I need that sample I gave you, dog. This is a supply and demand situation going on. LD Organics is going viral, baby. I'm supplying the green community. The whole revolution, man. And every ounce count. So, I need you to kick that up, man. Whatever, dog. Look, it's downstairs on my desk in my office. All right. No dillio. I went down there already. You just going to go through my [ __ ]
desk? My bad, Mr. Mogul. I didn't know us lowly employees weren't allowed in your office. I wouldn't have drank your coffee. Wait, wait, hold on. Wait a [ __ ] second. You ain't my [ __ ] staff. Hey, what's wrong with your dog? Oh, he just Chop. Come here, boy. He old, man. Come here. See dog, come here, boy. You all over the place, man. What's happening, Chop? Man, I don't like the look of this. Wait a minute. Chop, you worrying us, dog. Man, that dog high as [ __ ] I can tell it's all
in the eyes, man. 100% purebred satisfied LD Organics customer right there. Cha, what the [ __ ] I tell you about eating weed? You going to have to get the little homie some snacks cuz he going to have some major munchies in a minute. Get him like a little burrito. Like a monster burrito. The wet one. Sorry to interrupt, [clears throat] but the client, if we're going after this phone, client, what client? What the [ __ ] man? You weren't supposed to see that, [ __ ] We done lost cabin pressure up in this [
__ ] Dre lost his phone. Dre lost his phone. That man's a physician. You know how important that is, man. I bet it's all kinds of [ __ ] in that phone. I wonder what's in that phone. Dude been making beats for years. A legend, man. Look, if that Mythical Lost album is up in that [ __ ] you playing it for me first, dog. Trip, it ain't like that. If I did find something in the [ __ ] phone, man, I'm giving it back to him. You repeatedly disappoint me, man. You owe me anyway,
dog. Your dog made my reup into an edible. What's so him, [ __ ] Come on, man. We going to get Chop up out of here. Y'all take point on this. All right. Hey, I get on the line as soon as I can cuz I got history with these FIB [ __ ] Dog, come on. You think you could put in a good word with Dre for me? I mean, to get him to endorse LD Organics, man, we'll be on. I'm talking about Green Giant Buku retirement paper. Man, do you [ __ ] ever listen
to yourself? I listen to me all the time. You should listen to me, baby. Then we'll know where Dre phone at, [ __ ] Okay. Uh, get on to the network in your office. You know where your office is, right? Good. And we'll get started. What you carrying lately? Now trying for his prime. Scary ass [ __ ] Even when I saw his ass coming down the block, I was straighten up. Me and the army are through, but I still got plenty of old friends who give me trade prices. That's why you hired me though,
right? Yeah, I don't [ __ ] with weed. Makes me anxious. But every time Lamar walks in smiling like that, I want to try it again. That'll light them up. So, by the time they realize it's not aliens, they'll already be dead. Keep your eyes open. See you. Hey boss, it's Immani. So, you know your way around this app from the contracts you and the other boss were looking at, right? We're going to run this Dre phone up from here, too. First step, you got to break into the FIB server stacks. Throw a thumb drive
in the right hole. Then, either you escape with everything we need or they catch you and throw you in supermax for a couple hundred years. Your partner says it's pretty simple. Just hit the button right there on screen and we'll get moving. In the meantime, one of Dre's people are going to bring around the car the phone got stolen from. We can do some forensics on it. See if we can get a lead that way. The more angles we try, the greater chance we got of succeeding. Hey, it's me. Your headset working? Okay. I ain't
got to tell you this, but you need both hands for this kind of work. You know, not many big- time real estate investors come through with the money for a lease and handle this kind of action, too. [ __ ] You the perfect partner. Believe that. I mean, I never thought my dumb ass would be doing business from a [ __ ] skyrise. Okay, [ __ ] Enough of the thank yous. So, what we doing again? Oh, yeah, man. Nothing to make a player feel like he's got back in the game more than [ __
] with the FIB. All right, so I got you all the right tools, homie. Everything you need to get inside. Just get that chopper over to headquarter and Emani will tell us how we can track down Dre's phone. It don't get more A-list than Dre, homie. So, stay sharp. All right. Hey, Monty, what's the plan again? We're looking for Dre's phone, right? So, this is the one time we can be grateful the FIB is tracking absolutely everything. We get access to their system. We'll know it all. Yeah, but how? Okay, their HQ is totally secure.
They won't let you pass a security unless they want you to get past it for like an emergency or something. I'm going to fake a fire drill. They use smart systems these days. Totally hackable. Okay. Once that's happening, they land onto the roof and go down through the skylight with the glass cutter you set them up with. Nice. Hey, you got that [ __ ] We'll speak again when you inside. Okay, you're looking for the communications room. It'll be a security door. [ __ ] If I got this right, it's in the corner over on
the east side. [ __ ] They updated the security protocol. I can't hack the door until the fire drill's over. All right, look. Don't worry. That's what I packed the bombs for. Look. Blast that [ __ ] Sometimes you got to do it old school. Yeah. Thing about old school is it's kind of loud. We'll deal with it. Get to a terminal and plug in the thumb drive. Sweet. I'm in. I just need a little time. Okay. How long before the fire drill's done? Yeah. It's not so much the fire drill, more like the squad
of armed guards coming to investigate the explosion. All right, partner. You got that [ __ ] I heard big talk about your shooting. Now, let's see what the [ __ ] you got. Take cover is down. Give back on the floor. Don't give him a target. You're a [ __ ] dick. Back up. Reform. End of the rope, punk. [screaming] You [ __ ] You're done. You're [screaming] finished. Get out of there. Drop your [ __ ] and give it up. We need a medic. Fib [screaming] you. We have a man down. Got something. They
got Thompson. [ __ ] [ __ ] Okay, slight change of plan. This data pattern is weird. Problem means the phone's been copied a few times. A [ __ ] It's cool. I can track them all down, but I'm going to need time with one of the drives in there. I marked the rack on your GPS. Grab the drive and get back to the roof. Hey, [ __ ] It's over. Sweet back. Cops sucker. [ __ ] I'll kill you. Heat. Heat. No [ __ ] Heat. Okay, you're clear. Bring the drive back to the
agency and I'll get to work on it. Man, good work, y'all. This the start of something beautiful. I can feel it. All right. Nice. Hey, boss. Hey, other boss. I'm done with the analysis on that data we pulled from the FIB. So, what we looking at? I'm seeing three data signatures in three different places, all matching up with Dre's phone. Damn. So, three people got copies of this thing, right? Yep. And they all went dark a while ago. I have a last known location, but that's all. [ __ ] Hey, man. We got to find
them all. Yeah, I got the deeds on your computer back at the office. I'll go through it when you're back. So, three copies, three locations, three owners. And the only way we can plug the leak is tracking down all of them. We'll do it one by one. I've got some basic intel and the last known location of each, but we're going to need to do some leg work to find out where they are now. Up to you where we start. Okay, this copy of Dre's phone last popped up at a nightclub that looks like it's
owned by the Triads. That doesn't mean it's still there, but it's all we got. We'll call you when you're on your way. Hey, so who's ready to go see some triads? They opened up a new club in town, but that [ __ ] probably a front. I don't give a [ __ ] about that. What I do give a [ __ ] about is that we know a copy of Dre's phone was in there not too long ago. Now, let's go take a look around. see what the [ __ ] we can find. Okay, who's
up for some good news? [ __ ] What's up? According to their records, the club owners had CCTV installed a while back. We can just check the footage at the time when we know the phone was on site and see who was there. It sound like a plan to me. But this system is an antique. It's not even online, so we'll need the actual security tape from their office. [ __ ] I thought this was going to be difficult. You should go home. Die. [screaming] Where you going to go now? [screaming] They got done. Look
out. [groaning] [screaming] [groaning] Lang. again. Piana. Oh, [ __ ] Start yonder. [screaming] [ __ ] One guy. One guy. [screaming] Come on. [screaming] [ __ ] Hey, you did good. Hey, bosses. Got the guy with this copy of Dre's phone. Head back to the office when you're ready, partner. Hey, what's up, Emani? [ __ ] What we got? Young dude, snappy dresser. Took me like two seconds to find his Life Invader profile. He's a club promoter. Now, you sure he's the one with Dre's phone? Well, his status is 1,000 likes, and this god is
leaking the most exclusive tracks you've ever heard to 100 exclusive ticket holders. So, damn. So, where do we find him? According to the ride app, he went from the club to the marina. [ __ ] I guess we'll start there. Hey, what's up y'all? Hey, so here's the deal. The promoter leaves the club, gets a car to the marina, then the marina's CCTV shows him getting onto a green Toro speedboat. Oh, okay. So, we start with the boat, right? Right. The GPS system on board will have a record of what he's been using it for.
Okay. So, it's got to be something there to lead us to the party where he's going to play that music at. That shook me up. Heat. Heat. I can't wait to put my feet up and watch Oh my. Okay. When you find the Toro, start it up. Get the onboard GPS working. And if we're lucky, it'll have a recent destination or way point or something. [sighs and gasps] All right. Look, don't tell me he got a [ __ ] super yacht offshore, right? You see them dudes coming on short tours all the [ __ ]
time. Get out there and take a look around it. Maybe we'll find a clue. And look, watch out for security. All right, there's always security. Anti-aircraft is live. Cool. A good [groaning and screaming] Stop. Crocky. [laughter] [crying] Okay, we're looking for anything that'll help us work out where he's holding the party. If you see anything, just snap a pick and send it to me. [screaming] Oh my god. Come on. [screaming] Come on. [screaming] [crying] No, please. [crying] Not good. I nearly crapped myself. Hi Madre. [screaming] [screaming] Oh no. No. [crying] SOS. [screaming] Help me. [screaming]
[laughter] Help me. [crying] Bingo. [crying] That's Dre. That's the Diamond Casino. So that's where you going to leak Dre's tracks, huh? Yeah, bet. I'll check it out. All right. [ __ ] Job done. Hey, partner. Get off the boat. [screaming] Heat. Heat. Boss, your executive assistant here. These are exciting times for the company. If you want to expand. Hey bosses. Hey, what's up? Hey, how's it looking down at the din? Well, our promoter is renting a penthouse for some hyper exclusive party, and his bleeder is all about the leak coming tonight. All right, look, we
going to crash that [ __ ] Now, get back to the office so we can move on this [ __ ] Okay, the party is on and we know Dre's data is the main attraction. Hey y'all, let's get our heads together. Look, I'm on my way to Dre's place right now. How we looking, Emani? Good. I have the promoter in the penthouse at the Diamond as of right now. Got all the schematics and building plans ready to roll. All right, that's cool. And this dude right here still got copies of Dre's phone, right? Mhm. It's
even switched on again, which means I can track it. Guess he's doing the big reveal. All right, [ __ ] This should be easy to snatch in and out. Jeez, this promoter guy is annoying AF. His bleeder feed is just non-stop hype for himself. There's like 10 emojis for every word. Immi, I don't understand half the [ __ ] you text me either. Yeah. Okay. [screaming] Hey, the parking garage is open. Head inside and park up. There's an elevator in there that'll take you right up to the penthouse floor. So, how we doing? Good. Just
coming up on the penthouse. Cords are on your GPS. All right, look. Act natural. No guns. Trust me, crazy approach ain't worth it. What are you doing? You stands crazy. Hands up. Freeze. Phone's on the move. Fast. Did he bail? Oh [ __ ] Get out. Don't leave nothing behind. Grab every [ __ ] thing. All of his equipment. Hey, our cover is blown. Hey, start blasting. Don't move them up. They hit [screaming] him. Get behind something. [screaming] Damn, man. It sound like this the messy way. the medic. Hey, how the [ __ ] a
park like this got an army of security. You piece of [ __ ] No. [screaming] Get behind something. I'm going to kill you. Don't shoot. [screaming] Yeah. [screaming] [groaning] In [ __ ] please don't stop. Take cover. You piece of [ __ ] Hey, don't get stuck in the shootout. Keep moving. Cover. Violent infred [ __ ] [screaming] Here I [screaming] man. Don't lose him. [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't get it. [screaming] [ __ ] Don't [ __ ] with me. Dick. Come on. Hurry up. Come on. Why aren't they dead yet?
[screaming] You piece of [ __ ] [screaming] Inbred [ __ ] [ __ ] I need a medic. You piece of [ __ ] Move back. Hey, can you see the kid, man? Get [screaming] through these fools and get after him. Hey, how the [ __ ] a park like this got an army of security? Piece of [ __ ] They hit him. [screaming] Hey, you got to put these [ __ ] down fast. All right, [ __ ] Stay focused. Holy [ __ ] The elevator's going down. It's heading to the nightclub. You know,
the music locker. Hey, look. Get down there. Let's go. Let's go. [screaming] You piece of [ __ ] Okay, look. When you get down in the club, man, stay cool. Last thing we want is a [ __ ] panic. [screaming] gloves off, man. Make it happen. I'm a [ __ ] Marine, dick. [screaming] [screaming] Stop blaming this and save me protection. [screaming] The MP passes to whoever kills them. Ow. [screaming] Stop. I surrender. Please. Please don't kill me. Please take the phone. Take my laptop. They're in my backpack. All the files are on there. I
don't [screaming] have another copy. I swear. The seller, he didn't even tell me his name. He's like a big scary guy for real. And he just wanted to split the door. Not even a big cut. Like, I don't know. [ __ ] It wasn't even really about the money for him. That's all I know. Are you going to kill me? All I see. We got the track. Oh, I can't let you kill me. Yes. You got it. All right. Time to get out of there. Okay, options. Go back via the elevator to the garage or
just walk right through the main gate. Up to you. Hey, the finish line right there. Let's move. If these guards stay on you, don't bring them back here. Okay. Don't do this. All right, sh get it back to the office. I'll meet you there. Hey, so Dre want a word. Hold on. Here he is. Hey, good [ __ ] One down. Keep it up. All right, here you go, Franklin. All right, let's get back to the office. We going to keep this [ __ ] on file till it's all wrapped up. Then we going to
hand it all over. Hey, Monty. So, what's next? Up to other boss. And hey, Dre's paycheck is clearing now. See you back here. So, the last active trace we have on this copy of Dre's phone is at that preppy country club up in the bluffs. This trail's pretty hot, so get over there quick and we might find the way too rich [ __ ] who got it. Franklin's going to call you on the way there. All right, look. Let's go. Start heading over to the Pacific Bluff Country [music] Club. We'll be in touch. All right.
Hey, Monty, tell them what's going on. All right. Right. So, when you get there, find the surveillance room. Break into it. Then you're going to use the USB I gave you to hack into the security footage and upload it to our network so I can scan for leads. Oh, heat. [ __ ] Hands where I can see him. I'll kill you. [ __ ] Franco just got hit. Hey, ass face. My [screaming] partner got hit. Oh [ __ ] Okay, I got it. We're only a few hours behind the data left in a limousine. I
just ran the limo's registration through every database I can get to. It's registered to some shell company. No address, no employee list. Damn, sounds like a dead end to me. Yeah, except it got flagged speeding on the traffic camera network. Here's the last known location. All right, I got it. [ __ ] Let's go. Okay, you just want to follow it. Looks like it's down a passenger since it got flagged. So, we have to assume the data is not on board. Just keep your distance and see where it goes. Hey, look. If they see you
and get spooked, do what you got to do to get some intel on that driver. Take his ass out. Get his ID and bring it back to you. What? Why do you keep pulling? When it gets wherever it's going, make sure you get the pick. All right. Just the entrance will do. Send it to me. Hey girl. What you doing? I'll investigate the owner, but I say maybe back off for now. Yeah. All right. But [ __ ] we going to need to find a real good reason to come back here. And the access code
for that gate for sure. Look, let's find out who owned this [ __ ] and regroup. All right. We'll be in touch. Come in and look around. Get back to the office whenever you're ready. See you soon. Hey, what you got for us on that mansion? So, it belongs to Ben Brooks, crypto investor, billionaire, of course. What the hell he want with Dre Music? Yeah, it's weird, right? So, I did a little digging and it looks like he wants to use it as an NFT. Hey, you think he going to sell this thing or what?
Yeah, he's setting up some hyper exclusive gathering at his place to do a world premiere and put it up for auction. Oh [ __ ] Okay, well, look, let's get our associate on that guest list. Okay, look. Ben [ __ ] Brooks, if he's the kind of dude to run some crypto billionaire auction and sell Dre's music, we going to need to get creative if we want to get you on that guest list. In my experience, these type of [ __ ] always got a weak spot. They lawyers. Mani's already got his address. Now, let's
pay his ass a visit and see if he can get us in. Okay, look. I dealt with enough of these big shot lawyers to know this [ __ ] is going to have a whole lot of [ __ ] security. And we need him alive if we're going to get the access codes and some intel on the party. Might as well get his car, too. With any luck, we can just drive into the mansion with it. Yeah, I like that. When you find him, break out the stun gun I set you up with. Knock his
ass out cold. Get this [ __ ] back to the office. I'll take care of the interview. Damn, man. welfare trash. I got four brothers. I know how to fight, man. [ __ ] ain't [ __ ] Oh, damn it. Vent, [ __ ] Come on. You want to [ __ ] with me? [ __ ] Reload. [screaming] Get your hands out. Say goodbye. [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] I ain't seeing nothing. No, I'm just [screaming] [screaming] I'm hurt. Okay, [screaming] fire. God Jesus [ __ ] way. [screaming] You get it? Look. Head back to the office.
I got to talk to him about those access codes. And remember to take his car to the auction. We'll be there in the garage for you. Jesus. [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. Hey. Hey. What's up, y'all? Hey. Hey, check this out. So me and the lawyer spent some good oldfashioned quality time together. Please, it only took him like 5 minutes to give up the code. Hey, I said quality, not quantity. Look, man, we got to stop this auction from happening. And now we got a clean way in. [ __ ]
Just head back and log in when you ready. Okay, so who wants to go crash some crypto douches cocktails? So, who's ready to go high society? I don't care how rich he is. This ain't his [ __ ] music to be selling. Look, I'mma head over to Dre's crib cuz he going to want a live update on this one. Hey ladies. Hey gents. Hey ladies. Again. Thank you for coming to my little suare. Let me apologize for the unusual arrangement this evening. I have a little business matter to attend to inside, but don't worry. All
good. They let you in. All quiet on the security channel. Woohoo. All right. Look, just be cool. Blend in. Like, drink some cocktails or some [ __ ] Just keep your phone on. I'll use it to track where the music is. Hey, look. Don't let them see you harmed. All right. Just have a few drinks. Listen to the world exclusive debut of some incredible new music. And I'll be making a special appearance later on this evening once this is all wrapped up. Huh? You're by the DJ, right? You go. Hey, I think they over there.
What's up? This DJ isn't even doing anything. The equipment is streaming music from somewhere else. A So, he [ __ ] faking it, huh? Looks like it. I'm going to try to track down the real source now. All right. I did a little snooping around this guy's home network. He's sitting tight inside with the music. Okay. [ __ ] What you think, Trey? You know what I think? I think we should tell this [ __ ] that my demos are not for sale. [ __ ] everybody. I want to send a message. All right. You
heard the man. Hey, start trashing all that [ __ ] That ought to bring their ass out in the open. Well, this should be good. Two words, everyone. Creative disruption. It's how I work. It's how I play. It's how I take a [ __ ] show. Let's make it happen. I don't care whatever the [ __ ] you got to do. Break equipment, pop a few guards. Dre wants a message sent and we going to send it. What's going on out here? This is crazy. Everyone calm down. Hey, don't forget that car bomb you had
installed. [ __ ] Almost like you [ __ ] was going to go down. Call me. [groaning and screaming] Hey everyone, I know I said be disruptive, but it's too [ __ ] disruptive. Okay. [ __ ] You're trying to get shot behind some [ __ ] Looks like just his private to do. I've lost visual follow security. Do I have any security still alive out there? Can we [ __ ] kill these people? I've got a cover, sucker. I'm hearing some radio chatter about prepping a helicopter. Get ready to go after him. Got your
back. I will find you. God, he's airborne. Hey, job well done. Now get after his ass. Uh-oh. Uh, I don't see him. occupied. Okay, this is it. Just bring down that chopper and be home and drive. Take cover. mess with me. Not to be a buzz kill, but FYI, some more private military just arrived. I've got access to his comms in the chopper. He's freaking the [ __ ] out up there. What the [ __ ] What are you doing? [ __ ] He got out over the ocean. There's still a chance. He must be
going to his yacht. Looks like he just got on board a boat called Huddle Huddle. That's H O D L. Damn, this dude is [ __ ] annoying. Hey, get on board and grab that damn phone. [music] Heat. Heat. Put yourselves in the line of fire. I will absolutely cover your medical expenses. Shitad prick. Hey, he's got a beat. Hey, ass face. [ __ ] Let's get out of here. Hey, ass [ __ ] Hey, ass face. Protect your ass. [groaning and screaming] [ __ ] Cover. Hey, how's it going? Is he dead yet? Just
need to get that [ __ ] phone back to the office. H. Looks like the private military didn't get the memo about their dead employer yet. Hey, they don't even know they ain't getting paid for this [ __ ] Just try to lose them. Okay, update just came through to the military. The billionaire has been confirmed as KIA. [ __ ] Watch how fast they bounce when they find out all the money's out of the picture. Hey, Dre wants to say something. I hear you go, dog. All right, listen. Franklin here tells me we've got
two copies down. Good work, but we still have one more to go. All right, Franklin. Here's your phone. Hey, good looking, dog. Hey, look. Bring this back to the base and let's get the rest of this [ __ ] done. All right, cool. See you soon. Money for this clearing now. Should be in your account when you get back. The last lock we have on this copy is over in Davis, like 5 minutes from where I grew up. No place like home, right? Franklin's got some contacts that might help. Hey, so the last lock we
had on this copy of Dre's phone was in Davis. I set you up with someone who can help. Dude you're looking for, his name is Vernon. I'll explain on the way. Let's roll. Hey, we going back to the hood for this one. [ __ ] I don't know who in South LS going to be stupid enough to [ __ ] with somebody who stole something from Drake. But if anybody can find out, [ __ ] it's Vernon. He's a Davis neighborhood family OG for real. Now, he going to want something from us first. So, start
there. But he will come through. Trust me. Just do not mention Lamar, please. Hey, looking for me? I'm repping DNF. You with Franklin, right? I hope we told you what's going down cuz you're going to need to bring it. Head over to this spot. We busting up a deal. You show up for us, we show up for you, cuz I got some leads on this phone you after. Hey, so you know Franklin, do you know Lamar Davis? He ain't anywhere near this Dre [ __ ] you working on, is he? Take it from me. You
want to keep that fool clear. I'll fight your arm. I'll fight your arm. Okay, my people. Ready? Let's start this [ __ ] up. [screaming] [groaning] [screaming] Somebody cover you. Get the [ __ ] away from me. the van. Grab it. Damn, [ __ ] Dead. Gotcha. Go. I got a place ready. Hey, blast. You want to [ __ ] with me? [screaming] Piece of [ __ ] Two snacks. [screaming] He in there for life. [screaming] What the hell? [screaming] [groaning] [screaming] [crying] Oh, you going to war with the families, huh? Piece of [ __
] Oh [ __ ] You can't [ __ ] drive. [screaming] Ain't no punk ass like you going to shoot Pete. Holy [ __ ] [screaming] [ __ ] [screaming] You're still You did good. Can't no one keep something like this on the download for long around here. Okay, nice. We're here. I'll call Franklin when I know what's up. Hey, let's blow your executive assistant here. Hey, Vernon just called. Word on the street is the ballers had something to do with this [ __ ] He say he got a plan, but he needs you there.
Head back to the office when you want to get started on this. Hello. Who is Okay, back to Davis. Our family's contact has a lead on the balls. Franklin's going to call when you're on the way. I'd be ready for this to get messy. Hey, so Vernon came back with a lead. He say the ones that got this copy of Dre's phone, [ __ ] with the ballers. I got to say, this seemed like a dumbass move even for them. But it's all we got right now. Hey, so go meet with Vernon and see what
he got. I don't give a [ __ ] Vista spot. So, did Franklin tell you we going after the ballers today? Everyone I asked, one name kept coming up for these Drake tracks. Dude called P. A real baller OG. go back as far as I do with DNF. We're going to need to talk to him a lot. And that'll probably mean killing a whole bunch of his dudes. Nothing you can't handle, right? I got some boys meet us over there. Oh my [ __ ] Should have known [ __ ] was going to go south.
Time to do what you do. Ain't no pork ass like you going to shoot me. [screaming] [screaming] Yo. [groaning and screaming] coming [screaming] down. Hey [screaming] [groaning and screaming] [screaming] Where to go down? Yo, get up. I'm going to pop back. Come on. See that? He bleeding now. Must be in there. Come on. [screaming] Hey, [ __ ] you. Y'all clip me. You ain't got a day left. breathing. [ __ ] prove me wrong and shoot. If you wasn't some crosseyed OCB [ __ ] I might like you, but you ought to know this [
__ ] There's lines you don't cross. What lines the [ __ ] is this about? The [ __ ] you think, Dre? The phone where it is the buck stops with you. That [ __ ] I heard about all that and ain't got nothing to do with us. Vernon, I swear. You got to give me something better than your word, Pink. But Drake, of course, it's Vos. That's who got it. Some punk looking for clout. Blasting tracks all over the project out some low. Okay y'all, I'm going to make some calls here. See if this
stacks up. I'll give Franklin a call when we know. Hey buddy. Hi. You come to my Mario. Hey Oh no, my car. Boss. Hey, we got something on this copy. We after P story kind of check out, man. And Low Riders Cruising Rancho blasting Dre's demo. And ain't nobody heard it before. And get this, Vernon and P, they both want in on this lick. Families and ballers on the same side. Man, I ain't never think I see the day. Hey, look. Get back to the office whenever you're ready. Oh, god. Okay, endgame. Nothing like a
war with the Vagos to bring the families and balls together. We'll call when you're on your way. Hey, look. Y'all ready to make some history, man? Families and ballers unite. DNF, OCB, FDF2 [ __ ] That's some crazy [ __ ] Look, we meeting up with Vernon and P first, then take us to the last place the VO's been seen with the [ __ ] music. Do you want Vernon and P on this call? Hell yeah, that's a good plan. Look, I'm just pulling up to Dre's house cuz he want a course I see for
this one. Hey, Vernon. What's up, P? Hey, what's up? [ __ ] Y'all both at the mall, right? Yeah, we going car, boy. All right, for sure. I'll see you in a second. Piece of [ __ ] that comes out of my dirty [ __ ] Is that you pulled up? Yeah, that's my associate. Okay, let's do this. Head over to Rancho. Stay close. You stay close, [ __ ] I was talking to Franklin's associate. Man, y'all need to [ __ ] chill for real. At least long enough to get this thing done. You hear
that? Hey Trey, is this it? [screaming] That [ __ ] get in the way. You get in the wheels. Get after him. We'll hold these [ __ ] Hey, look. If this [ __ ] look okay, bring that [ __ ] back, too. Ain't nothing wrong with making a lie. Jesus. What? How many of y'all reload? [screaming] All right, look. It sounds like we done. That was some heavy [ __ ] But look, get the car back to the office. Now, let me tell Drake what's happened. No way. Hey, Dre. Want to holler for a
second here? That was the last copy, right? Bravo. I guess you're as good as they say you are. Here you go. Okay, look. Now we just got to track down the original phone that was stolen. Hey, Monty, you on it? Yep. Just as soon as other boss gets the last copy back here, I'll get to work. Payment for this one's coming through soon. Is this really happening? Hey partner, what's up? You doing good out there. That's all three copies of Dre's phone taken care of, man. But guess what? We still don't have a lock on
the [ __ ] original. Imani's working on that right now. Some kind of triangulation [ __ ] Back to the source, you know. Hey, get back to the office when you can. This the home stretch, baby. Oh [ __ ] Right on time. Hey, get over here. Hey, figured I'd stop by, see how we're doing. This is my friend. Hey. And this [ __ ] right here. Get [ __ ] done. Hey, Frizle, man. Look what I found. That [ __ ] chop went halfway through the stash before he got too hot to eat the
rest, man. Oh, drooy. My [ __ ] got my [ __ ] all wet and [ __ ] Oh snap. What's What's happening, dog? I'm Lamar Davis. I'm sure my colleagues and told you about me. You know what I'm saying? Hold the [ __ ] up, [ __ ] Okay. Well, let me explain. You see this? I'm bringing San Andreas's economy back one blunt at a time or something. [ __ ] Lamar, can't this [ __ ] wait? Okay, my bad, dog. I mean, work first. You know how I get I don't know. Hey, look.
[ __ ] man. Emani found some copies of [ __ ] or something and um she trying to trace them back to square one. It looks like it all starts with this guy, Jonathan Henderson. You know him? Johnny [ __ ] Guns. I should have [ __ ] known. He looks like a [ __ ] Yeah, a real [ __ ] But Dre, this isn't bomb right here, man. And I wanted to introduce. So, you mean all this [ __ ] right here was over that West Lost Record blowup deal? This [ __ ] right
here has been pissed off at me over some stupid royalty [ __ ] since the '9s. But I promise you, he'll be back over here with his hand out real soon. We ready as a [ __ ] on the set. I got you. Hey, you know what? Hey, baby. Let's get the [ __ ] out of here. I got to make a call, man. I guess this [ __ ] ain't over, huh, man? Why you keep [ __ ] blocking me, man? I'm trying to win, man. You need to [ __ ] chill. Shut up.
The [ __ ] you mean? What up? You know, and I know what the [ __ ] this is. Where's my [ __ ] music? Don't [ __ ] deny it, [ __ ] Hold up. Hey, man. We going to look, dude. When we find out that Johnny [ __ ] man, we going to get back to you. All right, we got you. If you got any [ __ ] sense of self-preservation, you get my [ __ ] back to me today. Today, [ __ ] You know what? I need to calm down. My blood
pressure's going up. Let's go, baby. Man, you know who the [ __ ] that is. Your [ __ ] hater. You always coming in [ __ ] with your crazy ass. You know who I am. No, man. Chill the [ __ ] out, Lamar. I swear to God, man. You've been doing that [ __ ] since preschool, [ __ ] Man, shut the [ __ ] up. Hey, what's up? It's me. So, look, we know we after Johnny Guns, but we still don't know where this punk [ __ ] is at. But Emani's on it.
So, for now, man, let's get Dre's car back. All right. You cool to drive it to the studio? Stay safe, boss. Okay, Dre's looking out for you at the studio. And this [ __ ] goes without saying, man. Don't be [ __ ] up his car. All right. Hey, listen up. I just got a text from Timmy. Sounds like Johnny Gun sent his boys to the studio. They shooting the whole place to [ __ ] Hey, get over there right now. Hey, think fast. All right, let's go. Hey, we got to move. [ __ ]
You got to get in here. [screaming] Hey, how many guys did this [ __ ] see? Hey [ __ ] man. Johnny ain't playing. [groaning and screaming] Hey, we don't got time to waste. Hey, keep dropping these [ __ ] Hey, do you see Trey? Get inside and find him. What the [ __ ] are you waiting for? Start shooting, [ __ ] [groaning] Good kill. [ __ ] that. Get out. Ow. [ __ ] Now that's what the [ __ ] I'm talking about. Yeah. Is anyone still breathing? Don't worry. These guys ain't getting
back up. Hey, you know what? I got to thank you for coming through. Okay, I get it. Can we go now? Yeah, calm down. Listen, I don't care how many shooters he sends. Johnny Guns will never run me out of my own [ __ ] studio. Johnny Guns. Weslost Records. Johnny Guns. I thought he was dead. Oh, he's about to be. Dre, did you see what just happened? Let's get the [ __ ] out of here. Nah, no, no, no. Let's call Pooh and clean this place up. Girls, pour yourselves a drink, chill out, and
you you stick around. We're going to show Johnny Guns that we don't back down for no [ __ ] body. Hey P. What's up, bro? How you doing? I'm good, bro. Thanks for coming out, bro. Yo, I heard what went down over here, bro. What the [ __ ] That [ __ ] ain't right. Yeah. Yeah. Don't worry about that, man. I got some I got some new people that I can trust now. Okay. What you trying to do now? What I'm always trying to do? I'm trying to work. You with me? Yes, Lord. Hey,
look. We got his ass. Immani's got a lead on Johnny Guns. Yeah, this the [ __ ] who took Dreon and started all this [ __ ] Get back here and let's get ready to [ __ ] this [ __ ] up. Stay safe, boss. Okay, look. I'm heading over to see Dre. Let him know where we at. You got a lock on Johnny Guns yet? So, I've got a rough area based on a couple cell towers, but I can't be more precise than that. Here's the GPS for the closest tower. You'll need to track
him down from there. All right, [ __ ] Good enough. Hey, get down here, buddy. That's why [bell] Oh, you're kidding me. Okay, the signal just picked up. You're close by. Hey, eyes open. This [ __ ] don't play. Better be ready for anything. They're here. Take them [ __ ] out and let's go. Damn. All right. Sounds like you got some [ __ ] to deal with. Monty, can you track Johnny's position while our friend concentrate on not getting shot? On it. [ __ ] Oh, [screaming and groaning] heat. Okay, FYI, Johnny is making
some serious calls. Private pilot, private kill squad, you know the kind of thing. Oh no, this [ __ ] ain't going to fly away from [ __ ] Hey, get down to the airport. Sweet Jesus. Oh, that ain't good. No way. Hey, I'm at the studio. I was just for Trey. He want to speak to guns face to face. He head down to meet you now. Y'all got to keep Johnny Guns alive. All right. Don't get me wrong. You see this [ __ ] you start shooting. Just don't put the final bullet in him yet.
Sweet. Jeez. Looks like Johnny's pulled up. You're coming up on him now. Hey, this is it. I'm tired of chasing this [ __ ] Hey, get in there. [groaning] [screaming and groaning] I got all [ __ ] dead. Incoming. Take him down. You [ __ ] really coming after me? Hey, sounds like some heavy [ __ ] One way or another, this ending right here. You're on my turf now, [ __ ] Fall down. [screaming] [screaming] Oh god. [screaming and groaning] Ah! [screaming and groaning] Huh? You going to die for your or you going to
run away like a little [ __ ] Hey, is that it? Cuz I don't hear nothing. But if that [ __ ] still alive, go get his ass. I [groaning] ain't [ __ ] done. I ain't [ __ ] done. Get the [ __ ] hands off. Yo, Dre. Johnny, hold up, man. You took something that belongs to me. That's some [ __ ] Got mad respect for you. Respect? What the [ __ ] do you know about respect? Come on, man. You know me. You just tried to blackmail me. Ah, I had to hustle
hard to get that thing, man. I was just trying to get paid. Listen, I'm sorry. I can wipe the files, track them down, drag and make this [ __ ] right on God. You just tried to kill me. But you know what? Let's forget about that for a minute. The tracks in my phone, that [ __ ] leaked, my [ __ ] The [ __ ] is out there. There's no putting that genie back in the bottle. Johnny, do you think I'm a [ __ ] dummy or something? Let me keep it real. [ __
] you. And [ __ ] you, too. Then watch your [ __ ] mouth. Take your ass back to the golf course, [ __ ] This the streets. Way out your element, man. It's funny that you should say that because uh I got my clubs right here. And by the way, I like the nine iron. That's my favorite. Never fails me. You know, it feels so sweet, so nice, and you can really get a hold of it. You know what I mean? Now, that's a great club. And I tell you what, man. [ __ ]
ass [ __ ] I don't even feel bad anymore. The demos are out there and there's nothing I can do about it. And you know what? Turns out, hey, golf does put me in a better mood. All right, can you give me a ride home? I got something I want you to hear. Let's ride. Hey, listen. I feel like we've been through a lot together. Yeah, but this [ __ ] this [ __ ] right here, it's put a lot of stuff in perspective for me. Jimmy was right. I've got to stop holding on too
tight. I've got to start putting some of these demos out that I've been working on for so many years. You have no idea how much [ __ ] I've got. But you want to hear something? Okay, this is a world premiere right here, right now. Hey man, you know what? Let's get the [ __ ] out of here. Let's bounce. All right, then. Take it easy. All right. Wait a minute. Okay. Let's head to the chopper. Hey. Hey. So, listen. I just wanted to say you and Franklin came through for me in a big way.
And that's something that I will never ever forget. And I guess you saw some of the demos I put out there, right? Just remember, you heard it first. Anyway, I'll see you at the studio. And just know that you've got my respect for life. Hey, so uh I know you've been there already, but Pu just called and said I can come through and get a tour of Dre's studio as a thank you for what we did for him. Lamar crazy ass herd, so you know that fool going to be there, too. But it's going to
be cool. We'll do it whenever it's good for you. Man, I'm excited for this. Look, bring a friend if you like. This one going to hit different. All right. Peace, homie. Heat. Heat. Hey, what's going on y'all? Is this it? Nobody else? Oo, [ __ ] I'm hype is fitting up and the little homie here. We on denim, homie. What's adding? All right. Hey, good looking, homie. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come this way. I'mma let y'all up in here, but we got some ground rules. No touching the equipment. No pictures. Definitely no burning
holes in the new couch. Hey, but can we smoke though? What kind of place you think this is, bro? Of course you can smoke, man. What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? That's the [ __ ] I'm talking about. And don't be passing around mids up in this piece. Hey man, don't disrespect my respiratory fortitude like that. I got gas. Straight LD organics. Hey man, can we just get on with the tour? Voila. This is where all the magic happens. Damn, this spit not fly as [ __ ] man. This probably worth more
than my whole crib, [ __ ] That's worth more than your whole [ __ ] life. Hey, man. Is this his [ __ ] desk, Yiggy? Yes, that's the desk. Oh [ __ ] I know how to work one of these [ __ ] bro. That's not the button. Hold up. Hey, count me in, my [ __ ] I f to rip the mic, man. Come on. Count me in. Is this [ __ ] for real, man? He's as real as it get, dog. Watch this. Hey, I got you, homie. Come on, man. Give me
a beat, [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn Frank. What the [ __ ] is you doing? I said don't touch nothing. God [ __ ] Oh, community college ass [ __ ] Man, y'all some goofy [ __ ] I'mma put a beat on for you, man. I got you right here. I see y'all found the smoking room, huh? Somebody say smoking. Hey, hey, hand that [ __ ] here. Show some respect to the house, bro. Hey, y'all forgot about me. Hell no. You didn't get no trip slip sign. Tanisha
ain't going for that [ __ ] man. She cool, man. Hand that [ __ ] over, man. Cool my ass. That big will be shoulder woman ain't f to whoop my ass cuz I'm babysitting you and getting you high. Hey dog, if my eyes go red, y'all going to tell me, right? I mean, Tanisha cool, but [ __ ] she don't need to like No, no. You know, hey, what the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] going on? Damn, they high as [ __ ] Look at them. Flame broiled and fried off that
LD super strain. I told you it was some bomb, man. What's in this [ __ ] That's that PA, man. It look like nobody there. Oh [ __ ] They having an out of body experience. Experience dog. Man, them [ __ ] All right. Come on. Get up, man. I need y'all to do something with me. Lamar, them my [ __ ] business partners. Poo, can you please watch the sleeping beauties while I take this dude out on the gangster [ __ ] refresher course? They bet not, Earl. And I ain't about to clean [
__ ] up. Get them some snacks for when they wake up. All right, dog. Man, what the [ __ ] y'all think this is? A hotel? Hell no, bro. Hey dog, you know that bud that you and your business partner smoked? That was the last one my stash. So, we got to run by the warehouse so I can re up before this uh big meat. Yeah, I'm with you, dog. But you got to be quick about it. My dude. Hey, man. Wait. What the [ __ ] Lamar, what the hell is in this weed, [
__ ] [cough] Quality quality effort. But yeah, this pretty [ __ ] weird, dog. Hell, you can't be lacing this [ __ ] anymore. I got a business to [ __ ] run. I'm a [ __ ] CEO. Cold CEO. And my weed ain't never laced. This LD Organics, dog, that shit's offensive as a [ __ ] man. Besides, your partner doing all the work, man. Just tell me what the [ __ ] we doing, Lamar. Man, you didn't [ __ ] tell me Chop was going to be here. Where else would he be, fool?
Hey, you got your headset on you? Yeah. Why, man? What do you need a new business partner for anyway? You know I'm a talented ass [ __ ] man. The only thing your ass is telling us for is getting high. I get it. I get it. I feel y'all over there doubting me and [ __ ] Throwing out all that negative energy. Okay, man. I ain't doubting [ __ ] All right. Damn straight. Cuz they ain't nothing to doubt. Just wait until you see my factory flow powd hot in a [ __ ] with the
finest bud ever created. Herbalogical innovation like a [ __ ] [ __ ] All boxed up and ready to ship out to honest marijuana lovers up and down the country. Then we'll see who's doubting. [ __ ] They better hope it ain't whatever we just smoking. Okay. Okay. We almost there. It's right up ahead. Wait, hold on. That's some [ __ ] Who the [ __ ] is these [ __ ] man? Sorry, ass. Hey, [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you. We got to hit Wait, hold on. That's some [ __ ] Who
the [ __ ] is these [ __ ] man? I don't know, but it look like a [ __ ] raid to me. Oh, hell no. We got to pull up on dog. Would you [ __ ] come on? I ain't got nothing but this little ass strap. A grab and element, [ __ ] That's all we need. Get the [ __ ] out of here. I got your back. L. Come on, Frank. Keep up. This my house, [ __ ] Hey, you about to have a bad day, [ __ ] Damn it. [ __
] Hey man, be careful of my B. I got half my business in that [ __ ] and it don't need no bullet holes. You vo [ __ ] think you going to raid me? Hey, I got something for y'all ass. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] bullet in that ass. Hey, I think that's the last of them, man. Why these [ __ ] dudes got beef with you, Lamar? Hey, man. We ain't got no beef, dog. Just turns out when they made selling weed legal, they didn't check in with all the illegal dealers
first. And now it's a bunch of scary [ __ ] pissed at the LD. Yeah, but the amount of dudes they sent, they must be real [ __ ] pissed. Yeah, Chop. You got it, boy. Woo! Look at that old boy. Move. Get that [ __ ] Damn. He still got it. Hey, come on, Chop. We got to get inside. Mother is yours. [ __ ] are you doing? [ __ ] There's more of these [ __ ] inside the [ __ ] out. [ __ ] real soon, [ __ ] Damn. Hey, dog. You
think they left all the [ __ ] in your truck outside? They better or I'mma head down to Rancho and tell they [ __ ] spot down on gangster. All right. [ __ ] Well, let's go check it out. All right, chop. [ __ ] Stay here, boy. Hey, they Hey, taking the [ __ ] truck, man. Well, let's go get the [ __ ] then. Come on. Oh, hell no. This [ __ ] done stopped at the [ __ ] light. Come on. Hey, hey, better yet, let's jump on the back of this [
__ ] and bust out on their ass when they get to where they going, [ __ ] Are you [ __ ] for real? You like surprise parties, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ] Come on. Surprise, huh? Yeah, [ __ ] Man, more like a delivery service, man. This [ __ ] truck stink, man. Man, we going to be faded out by the time we get to wherever the [ __ ] we going. Salvador somewhere. Look, I don't know about you, but I do this [ __ ] I can handle mine. Matter of fact,
I want to fire one up right now. Man, fire one up. So, we just going to take a short break in the middle of being shot at. Huh? You know what? You have really changed, man. You got to relax, man. You got to relax. You're too uptight, too highrung. You know, hypertension and high blood pressure, the number one killer of black men nowadays. Quit being a negative Nancy, man. Smoke some of this weed. I got just a thing for you, man. I got this Sativa dominant LD Organics original. Let me find this sativa. Man, Sativa
ain't what I need, dog. What I need is a new friend. Oh, and some friend you don't even support my horicultural creativity or endeavor. You don't do nothing for me, fools. We got company in the back. Pull up on the side and light these punks up. [ __ ] Hey [ __ ] grab your burner, [ __ ] Get your ass up and hold on to something. Okay. One, three. Surprise, [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Hey, [ __ ] I can't believe that work, man. Let's [ __ ] these clowns up. Hey, [
__ ] Damn, homie. Guess those guys outside. Okay, they better be out there when I pull up. This some kind of reup. Okay. Okay, I see you marksman. You know I plan for this [ __ ] right, [ __ ] You plan to get stuck in the back of your own [ __ ] truck, huh? Stash full with automatic weapons, my [ __ ] Your boss going to be slipping. They won't expect this [ __ ] Huh? [ __ ] Hey, you back to your old self yet, homie. Hey, don't you dare shoot my weed.
What the [ __ ] is wrong with you? You fools didn't think this through, huh? I'm driving your asses straight to heaven. Hold still while I shoot your [ __ ] ass. Y'all had enough? You lucky son of a [ __ ] You're dead. Y'all bust ass [ __ ] Is this your first drive by or something? Come on, let's smoke these [ __ ] Smoke the homie out. Hey, over there. There's the [ __ ] driver. Hey, get that [ __ ] ass fool. We need our keys back if we going to drive out
of here. Hey, you mind if I [ __ ] shoot all these dudes with the gun first? Nah, be my guest, man. How many dudes y'all got? Damn. Come on, dog. We got to finish this. Hey, Frank, you hit somebody yet, man. How you always getting me into [ __ ] Give me those [ __ ] keys. Hey, if you ain't had beef with these fools, you sure will after this. Hey, thanks for looking out. Hey, you see that one right there? Sorry, loser. [screaming] Ain't y'all got something better to do? Keep on fact. You
going to catch a bullet in that ass three times, man. Just a little [ __ ] trip to the warehouse, right? Lamar, don't [ __ ] play with me. Nowhere to go, [ __ ] [ __ ] Got him. You see that? Yeah. All these years I still got to babysit you, Lamar. All right. Well, drive us home then, Grandpa. Damn, homie. Your truck don't look so good, dog. Nah, it's all right. Long as all the blood in there, we straight. We can get high, man. But I got to get back home. Come on, man.
You got time for one blunt, man. It's on me, man. You don't want to pass this up. Let's jump back here and get high. [ __ ] [ __ ] Damn, that's [ __ ] up, man. Well, I guess we smoking later, man. Let's roll. That's some [ __ ] What's going on? Hey, listen. You having fun? See you later. [cough] Oh [ __ ] here we go again. That's that LD Organics, [ __ ] That's that bomb, man. This [ __ ] fire. Work like a charm every time, [ __ ] Come on, man.
[ __ ] Hey, dog. So, we just going to leave them like that every time they pass out? Look, man. Getting faded out like that once is an accident. Now you go back for seconds, it's kind of like a choice, man. They in a happy place. Yeah. Okay, but what the [ __ ] we doing now? Look, man, the SAS hit my supply the other day. Now we going back and taking their [ __ ] out, [ __ ] Simple as that. But why? Weed's legal. Ain't Popo supposed to handle [ __ ] like that,
man? You sounded more and more like a sneeze I itch every day, man. The [ __ ] wrong with you, man? [ __ ] you, dude. When you started depending on the police to do anything for us, man. Now we going to go in there and take these [ __ ] out and free this beautiful new industry from the shackles of gangsterism and corruption, man. We need that. It's a brand new dawn for the Leaf, man. I'm kind of like a superhero for cannabis, [ __ ] Kind of like impotent rage. You know, the one
that can't. You know who I'm talking about. Yeah, man. Enough of that [ __ ] You know what? When I'm on top, I won't forget the little people. I won't forget your [ __ ] ass. Employee of the month. Hey, hit me on the speaker phone. I'm moving. Oh, it's like that, huh, homie? Hey, you had that [ __ ] tuned up or something? I keep telling you, [ __ ] Bitty goddamn magic, [ __ ] Let's see you keep up with this [ __ ] I'll meet you up at the first ass house I
told you about. Yeah. All right. We see how I show you the way. Queen. Hey. And this is a fair race, [ __ ] Don't be doing none of that supernatural freaky driving and [ __ ] you be doing, man. What you mean? Man, you know what I mean when you go all crosseyed like you constipated or some [ __ ] Man, [ __ ] you. I don't look like that. Yeah, you do. And you know what I'm talking about. [ __ ] I know I'll beat you no matter how much [ __ ] you
do to that [ __ ] car. All these years later, you still ain't even testing me. I went nice and slow for your [ __ ] ass then, and I'll go nice and slow for your [ __ ] ass now. Please, please, homie, stop. Man, ain't you tired of that [ __ ] bagger yet? Ain't you tired of being [ __ ] annoying yet? I'm just saying, dog. You had that [ __ ] ever since we took it from that other Vos [ __ ] [ __ ] What's the old name? Uh, Esther Easter. No,
[ __ ] Estabbon. Yeah. Estabbon. Yeah, that's it, man. That was years ago. We still doing this [ __ ] huh? We Man, I'm out here because of you, Lamar. I got my own [ __ ] problem. And they all start with your whack ass wet. You're not a progressive thinker, [ __ ] And they all start with your whack ass wset. You not a progressive thinker, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] real. Ah, yeah. Hey, man. You talk a lot of [ __ ] homie. Get your little bagger back where it
belongs. [ __ ] hell. [ __ ] Where you think you going? [ __ ] Whoa. What the Get back in line, [ __ ] Man, I don't know what Benny did to that emperor, but your ass cheating, [ __ ] Maybe you should save that bike for Strawberry Ab on the Sundays with the rest of the senior citizens and let a real lo drive, [ __ ] Yeah, that's funny as a [ __ ] But once I get it tuned, yeah, we going to see. That's the place over there. All right. [ __ ]
So, what's the plan? [ __ ] Why you always got to have a plan? Does a big cat need a plan when he heads into the jungle looking for some dinner? Hell no. He got something better than a plan. Pure instinct, baby. [ __ ] Well, why don't you walk your instinct ass over there and we'll take a look. Too easy. Protect yourself. What I tell you? They seen your rickety ass. Now we got to get to it. Get out of here. You should have ran. That's right, [ __ ] You dumb man. Hey, you
ain't down, homie. Get the [ __ ] out my bario. You're a boring [ __ ] A [screaming] who's next? You ain't creative piece of [ __ ] [groaning] Yeah, let's go, [ __ ] You're a boring [ __ ] You a creative piece of [ __ ] Okay. Okay. I see you, marksman. Let's do it. Come on, fool. Yeah, you're [ __ ] dead now. Hey, the [ __ ] God damn. Look at all this weed, dog, man. Control yourself. Hey, look. We can torch all this and burn the whole [ __ ] place
down, but how we going to get it going? [ __ ] [ __ ] We in a house of Lou. This my element. crop this big, they got to have a fertilizer can. And shit's flammable as hell, dog. All right. [ __ ] Hey, let's look around. All right. Get the [ __ ] out of here. [ __ ] pump. Hey All right, look. So, we pulled a fertilizer all over this weed, hit it with one bullet, and we [ __ ] lit all that weed, dog. Man, this [ __ ] [ __ ] up.
Oh [ __ ] Done. Merry Christmas, [ __ ] Enjoy this u tide cheer. Woo! [ __ ] One down. Damn, these boss got some real skanky ditch weed up in here. [ __ ] is nasty. Did we get it all? I think so. Come on, homie. Let's go to the next place before I start getting emotional and [ __ ] Yeah, looks like they almost Hey, quick. Let's get that pick up with that [ __ ] 50 cal in the back of that [ __ ] Oh, hell yeah. I could [ __ ] with
that. I shoot you [ __ ] drive. [ __ ] Where was this [ __ ] thing at when I was being held up at the sawmill? Damn, homie. Hey. Hey, this ain't driving. Oh yeah, this more light or what? Man, why didn't I think of this [ __ ] before? Hey dog, is that what I think it is? [ __ ] No, [ __ ] How these gang bangers get the plug on the helicopter? Hey, thanks for looking out. [ __ ] Get off. Sorry. [ __ ] pump. Oh [ __ ] Y'all got
to get me one of these. Hey, you ready? The second spot just up ahead. All right, let's get this [ __ ] done. Where you from? Here we go. Same deal as before. All right, [ __ ] You got it. But this look like a new crop cuz this [ __ ] barely growing. Yeah, man. Never going to get a chance to get smoke. That's some [ __ ] man. It don't feel right, homie. Oh [ __ ] look at that. Another can. Hey, don't get soft on me. Look for some more [ __ ]
fertilizer, [ __ ] You soft, [ __ ] All right. [ __ ] Job done, man. This going to get heavy. Done. Hey, this is like that [ __ ] that went down over in Flint County back in the day. Oh [ __ ] Not again. [ __ ] you for real? Pull your [ __ ] together, homie. Damn. All right, we done. Hey, man. Don't forget, man. We going to take their supplies before we go, too. Hey, it look like it's all still in the van. Perfect. Come on, let's move. Man, they just keep
[ __ ] coming, dog. Hey, you even hitting anybody, L? We done, right? Hell yeah. Eyes crossed, tees dotted, boggos dead. Hey, you good to drop me off at home? Yeah. Okay. Wouldn't want your little [ __ ] ass to be out at curfew. Hey, if you driving with your eyes closed or what? Oh, hell no. Oh, hell No them old [ __ ] boss. How many of these fools we got to smoke before they back off and let an honest pin describe [ __ ] man? [ __ ] I don't know dog. This [
__ ] getting [ __ ] ridiculous though. What the suck my dick three times, [ __ ] Keep on you in that ass. Heat. Heat. Y'all pull up in a clown court. Damn, looks like these [ __ ] finally done. Man, don't [ __ ] jinx it, man. I'm going to be shooting these Boss clowns in my dreams. I swear. [ __ ] I feel that, dog. Hey, man. Watch it. Every time I'm with you, even if I don't smoke, I end up stinking like a [ __ ] hot box. Man, you just wait, homie.
Once LD Organics goes international, first thing I'mma do is bottle his signature fragrance. I'mma call it. You got to say it like that like you French. Oh yeah. Not air the dumb ass. You see this your problem, dog? You don't know [ __ ] about marketing. All right. You know what, Lamar? I think I spent enough time with your ass today. Hey, man. Take me home. All right. Almost there. Hey, that [ __ ] was fun, homie. Yeah, whatever. Hey man, don't be all falling back on your weary ass half comments. Acting all melancholy with
me. You know you had fun out there. Don't even deny it. Yeah, I guess homie. Man, it ain't even nothing to guess about. You need this [ __ ] to stop you from reaching for that mobility scooter. You old ass. I fallen and I can't gang bang. Whatever you say, [ __ ] Yeah. Hey, what's up? Can a low come up in your crib? Man, [ __ ] you, man. My kids up in there. I want your ass up in my house, [ __ ] A [ __ ] don't hate me cuz your kids love
me more than they love you. Maybe if you quit being so uptight and let Uncle Lamar give him some game, you'll have some harmony in your household. Nah, I just wanted to get in the hot tub. But now I don't even want to get an old funky ass [ __ ] bucket. [ __ ] [ __ ] around and get pink eye cuz you was a dirty ass be ech what What's up? That [ __ ] down at the airport sounded fun. Oh [ __ ] Once more into the breach. [ __ ] right. Damn.
Come on, [ __ ] [ __ ] Check out the new ride, homie. Man, what the [ __ ] is this? This is the new delivery van. The last one I filled it up with weed, right? Them fools tried to jack my [ __ ] but this time it ain't nothing in there to jack because I made it a weed. H, you made this a weed, man. The whole thing is LD Organics patented marijuana bioplastic. You try to get up there and steal some [ __ ] out of there now, it ain't Nathan in there,
baby. Yeah, dog. But how the [ __ ] you going to put all of this [ __ ] in a blunt? You know what? You are such a glasses half empty type of [ __ ] these days, Franklin. Don't worry about that kind of stuff no more, man. This your boy Lamar, man. I got this. I'm out here innovating [ __ ] I got a real big play with a genuine celebrity. You know the type of [ __ ] you like to be around these days since you all highowered and bougie and like to feel
special and important and [ __ ] and don't really give a [ __ ] about your day ones who was running plays and taking fades and shooting at [ __ ] and caring about you in these streets caring about your emotional health and [ __ ] You all crying. I'm holding your hair so you don't puke all over your auntie rug and [ __ ] That was me. But you don't give a [ __ ] about that kind of [ __ ] these days, man. [ __ ] you, man. Come on, Frank. Man, ride with
you boy, man. I need you on this, man. Come on, man. You my [ __ ] man. Come on, man. Well, who's the celebrity? Ah, now you biting. Go on, get in there, man. Go on, get in. Don't worry about that, man. LD Organics got some seed money. A real certified investor, man. We going to win. All right, Big Shot. So, where's this deal at? Let's head over to the track in Blaine County. The dirt bike track? Why? You have reached the office of the OG, CEO, and undisputed pimp daddy of Los Santos. I'm no
longer taking dumbass questions at this time. Please leave a message. All right. All right, man. Look, I get it. [ __ ] clown. Hey, this ain't dry, sucker. All right, Frank, I need you upstairs. get a bird's eye view of this whole transaction upstairs. Yeah. What the hell you talking about, dude? It's a crane overlooking the meat, man. I'mma drop you off there, dog. Wait, why? Why the hell I got to climb a [ __ ] crane, Lamar? And what the [ __ ] are you complaining about, dog? Your ass going to be nice and
safe up there while me, my ass going to be down here doing all the work. Besides, I know your big groupy ass all still hype on meeting celebrities and all, but this guy got to go through me. All right, dog. Is you going to tell me who the [ __ ] this guy is? Because it better be a real [ __ ] somebody to have my ass climbing up on a [ __ ] crane. Okay. Okay, don't get all star struck and acting like a groupy want to suck [ __ ] dick and [ __
] It's Jimmy Boston. Jimmy Boston. Jimmy [ __ ] Boston, my [ __ ] America's lifeguard. He about to save some mole lives by bringing the celebrity power to endorse LD's patented herbal remedies. You know they patented, right? Yeah. You got just the van for all our helmets, right? Actor, philanthropist, magician, and a big- time epsilonist, right? Hey, dog. We'll discriminate religious grounds. Everyone in Vinewood's an epsilonist or flatearther or on keto or at LD's Organics. Don't judge, man. The money's good from all over. All right, look. Just don't get too [ __ ] deep
with them Keflon freaks, homie. Hell yeah, dog. You know what? You could use some Keflam in your life. Your attitude all kinds of [ __ ] up sometime. Hey, you been following me on Snapmatic? Seen my viral brand hype? Hell yeah. I seen you spam all kind of crazy ass [ __ ] man. That was some gorilla marketing tactics, dog. Took a selfie scouting out the perfect spot for the deal, too. [ __ ] are you [ __ ] for real? Hell yeah, for real. Capture was fire. Listen to this. Out here posted up at
a top secret location, prepping some A-list money moves. # LDO #youb broke # topsecret location Oh god, dog. I don't even know what the [ __ ] to say, man. Boom. Speechless, [ __ ] Job well done. This the spin knot. Damn. All the way to the top. Yeah, dog. Look, man. I don't need nobody [ __ ] this deal up. F, you the only [ __ ] I trust, man. I need you to go up there and keep an eye out for me, man. I'm trying to be a businessman. I got to come off
as profession. Man, I don't know what the [ __ ] your ass be up to, dog. But I got you. All right, homie. Hey, when we get back to the hood, vegan chitlins on me. Man, [ __ ] you, Lamar. Lamar. Jimmy, what's popping, big dog? Yeah, you remember my assistant, Marty? No, maybe on the phone, but what's happening, girl? Great to meet you in person. I got an assistant, too. His name is Franklin, but he has somewhere to be. [ __ ] I do for this [ __ ] Yeah, well, let's get down to
it. Do it. LD Organics. It is some business, my friend. And you are a clever man. Very effing clever. I mean, once I saw the product, I had my people run the numbers. It's exactly what we've been looking for. You tithe, you thrive. You got to speculate to articulate. Yeah. Once you sign the paperwork, it's all go. Hammer down. World domination. Kflum. Kflam. Kflum. Klum. What the [ __ ] We're going to reach a new paradigm of freedom. Kflum. Success and understanding. Bless the tools. Hey, can I show you something that's going to blow your
mind? Hell [ __ ] yeah. Marne, you ready? Okay, look at your van. This is where you are right now. Stuck in the present, but with Jimmy on board. Whoa. You enter a world of limitless possibility. You [ __ ] with me, right? And nothing's final. It also has to get signed off by marketing and go through legal. But what we end up with is going to be pretty close. Come on, man. I'm the LD and LD Organics. I am the brand. Without me, all you got is weed and some epsilon alien looking fake ass
lifeguard. Come on. Look. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. That sounds objectionable. Back it up there, buddy. I mean, without my name recognition, this business is dead in the water. I mean, whose face do you think these kids want to see on the side of their bongs? Hey, Lamar. Lamar, I got to highlight you real quick. Hey, look, Jimmy, let me get a minute. Give me a minute, man. I can handle this business. Big deals going on. I hope he's not an unsavable. Keflam. Keflam. Keflam. Keflam. Man, what the [ __ ] man? I'm in the
middle of this plate, man. What's happening? Hey, man. What you think a vineyard with [ __ ] like that going to do with your business? Look, man, you either got to eat [ __ ] from these people or you got to tell them what the [ __ ] is sticky, man. Why you trying to come at me like you my daddy or something, man? I don't even know that fool. You can't have it all. And why I can't have it all? I want it all, man. Big dog, big nuts, big dreams, man. Don't I deserve
this [ __ ] after all the [ __ ] I've been through, [ __ ] [ __ ] Not really. Oh [ __ ] Hold on. Hey, [ __ ] It's a whole bunch of Hispanic dudes coming your way. The SA's here. They here. Hey, I'mma cover you from up here, bro. Hey, Jimmy, get your [ __ ] ass out the way before you get your noodles blown, man. It's about to go down. Hey dog, it's the [ __ ] essays again. How the [ __ ] they find out about this place? [ __ ]
I don't know. Hey man, wait. Did you tag your location in that stupid ass selfie? I don't know, homie. I ain't no [ __ ] hacker. Yeah, you not no [ __ ] hacker, but your ass a [ __ ] idiot. Yeah, getting back into it. [ __ ] you now, [ __ ] Lay down. Hey, your number one client just hard ass up out of here. And I don't [ __ ] blame him with your dumb ass, man. [ __ ] this kid ass. I ain't trying to rebrand his [ __ ] Let's just
deal with these fools and see what happens. Hey, L. You see that [ __ ] Hey man, reload. There's more [ __ ] pulling up. Hey Lamar, check that [ __ ] out. Oh [ __ ] Is that a 50 cal? Hell yeah, I think so. This [ __ ] homie. Where the [ __ ] they getting this big budget at? More [ __ ] dudes. Lamar. Hey dog. [ __ ] We got a chopper coming in. Nah man. What the [ __ ] These fools selling weed or they selling crypto. Is that it? They
all go, man. I [ __ ] hope so, dog. Now I'm getting the [ __ ] down off this raggedy ass crane and getting the [ __ ] up out of here. And if you don't pull up in that van, I'mma show you K flying for real. All right. All right. I get it, homies. Relax, man. I'll be right over. Jeez. Hey, man. Look, let me drive back cuz I'm done getting in [ __ ] trouble over your dumb ass. Chill, dog. It's over. And this is my [ __ ] super van. I'm driving this
[ __ ] back. Man, if you don't hop your portly ass in this [ __ ] van. Hey, are we going to talk about what the [ __ ] just happened? Man, shut that [ __ ] up, man. That was a good idea. We got to get the word out, homie. Tell me I'm seeing [ __ ] Those Moos. Oh [ __ ] Hell yeah, they [ __ ] are. Wait, man. You smell that? Hell yeah. Somebody out there hitting that lizard out on the street. Hey, you trying to get your eyes closed or what?
Sorry ass loser. Damn, I really smell that [ __ ] Los Santos sure picked up a deep herbal aroma since it was illegal. I mean [ __ ] everywhere. Hell no. What the [ __ ] man? It's us, dog. The van is on fire. [ __ ] I knew I was feeling high as [ __ ] Well, I tell you, homie. Genius. Deep breath. Deep breath. Bro, [ __ ] punk. Frank, I know this got a little out of hand and [ __ ] but I just got an idea. Oh my hell, dog. Man, look,
we going home, right? No. Nah, dog. Nah, dog. Listen to me, though. It's real talk. We ain't going to make it back to the warehouse before all this [ __ ] burn up, right? So, let's pull up to Tequila Law in a blaze of glory and get all them freaks and weirdos on Eclipse Boulevard high as [ __ ] Damn. Why? Why? Because homie, I don't [ __ ] know, man. I'm high as a [ __ ] right now and everybody need to be high. Hey, is this the first time Lamar Davis ain't know what
the [ __ ] to say? On fire, dog. Hey, is it hot boxing if the whole [ __ ] box is on fire? Oh [ __ ] I think they gone, [cough] Frank. I know this got a little out of hand and [ __ ] but I got an idea. God damn. Do me a favor, homie. Turn down the music, man. I can't see [ __ ] Hey, [clears throat] you hear yourself? What the [ __ ] the music got to do with your eye? Is it even on? Damn, man. I'm [ __ ] up.
I'm pretty sure it's over there. Ah, I think it's over there. Yeah, just get there before I [ __ ] pass out, dog. [ __ ] man. What the [ __ ] There's been an accident. God damn. Oh [ __ ] There's a van crashed out here, man. Hey, [ __ ] You all right? I'm good. I'm good. Oo, I'm real good. Hey, hey, get some water, man. They choking out here. Hell yeah, man. That's some good [ __ ] I am blazed. What's that van made of, bro? That right there, my good man, that's
LD Organics, the best marijuana company in Los Santos. Holy [ __ ] Hey. Hey, look. This [ __ ] here, go to your nearest dispensary and get you. Matter of fact, [ __ ] that. We going to dispenserize that [ __ ] oursel. We going nationwide, baby. All you can smoke right now. Smoke mine, y'all. Oh, free weed for everybody. Get that [ __ ] camera out, man. Let's make this [ __ ] go viral. Come on. Smile. Smile, [ __ ] Back to back. Back to back. Back to back back. Let's do a pin
pose. Pin pose. Hey, LD Organics. We going to make it live. We going to make it big. LD Organics. LD Organics. LD Organics. LD Organics. I got it wrong, dog. Tanisha. Yeah, you know, family [ __ ] Family for life. You already know. But hey, look, I told you this [ __ ] was going to crack. Didn't I tell you it was going to crack, [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm a [ __ ] marketing chief, [ __ ] Man, hey Frank, I know you doing your business. If you ever need internship, though, you
got a home in LG Organic. Talk to your secretary, [ __ ]
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