The Movie That Was A Forgotten Phenomenon | Rio

2011 was truly a goofy year for animated films on one hand we had Classics like Rango Puss and Boots and Arthur Christmas Christmas 1941 World War II I did the whole thing with six reindeer and a drunken out but we also had Mars Needs Moms and noo and Juliet oh yeah and Cars 2 is somewhere in between all that imposs but throughout everything there's one movie that I've seen nobody talk about for years on end a film that was once a Powerhouse of the animation industry being up there in popularity with whatever DreamWorks in Disney

were releasing whose Legacy seems to have faded away and been left in the sands of time that movie being 2011's Rio a film which did pretty well at the box office and got an equally successful sequel yet since then it's been left dormant even up to the closure of Blue Sky in 2021 and nowadays it seems like nobody ever talks about these little Jesse Eisen Birds but I'm here to change all that this is my look at 2011's Rio so after the 20th Century Fox intro our adventure starts with a beautiful shot of what appears

to be don't don't tell me don't tell me and with like no music or anything like the title just fades in I mean like Christ take me to dinner first but as this one bird heads on over to the Rio and jungle we find a bunch of other birds who all start this very pleasant musical number and I mean that only kind of as a joke because it's honestly probably one of the film strong suits almost every song in this movie has this grandio vibe to it and it makes them all feel like they're being

sung in those parades from the one Mickey Mouse short Where Minnie almost [ __ ] dies but we find this little blue bird all alone in his goon cave who sees the commotion outside with the other baby birds jump jumping out of their nest and beginning to fly and as he's just about to do the same we get this beautiful heart-wrenching scene a bunch of [ __ ] coming and steal all the damn birds and as they're all caught in the sky our little blue friend falls out of his nest until he's stuck in one

of the cages you break in Angry Birds Rio and with that he shipped to n but on his way they make a pit stop to Moose Lake Minnesota where we find this one bird who's warming himself up with a traffic light I mean like isn't he supposed to be south for the winter though did he get left behind or was he stupid doesn't matter cuz he gets run over by a truck anyway but during the commotion our little tiny Bluebird gets knocked out of the moving truck as he winds up in the snow and then

starves to death cut to credits but this little girl comes in and finds our boy in his little shipping crate and just kind of on a whim decides I'm going to take care of you I mean kind of a commitment you stupid child but okay and we find out she's one of those people who makes their entire personality the Redundant pet and she grows up her entire life with this damn bird and I was going to make a joke here about how the bird was probably die before she ever gets to drive a car cuz

I thought that like birds had like nothing burger lifespans and then I looked it up and these [ __ ] live to like 30 to 45 years which I found insane is there even that much bird seed on the damn Planet there's a nonzero chance one of these guys will live longer than Chris Chan will the one and only Prime of the S species from our sister Dimension that's literally right NE you hey you've been hanging out next to Iron Man but as the human lady wakes up whose name is Linda by the way and

she's voiced by the same lady who voices Penny's mom and Mr Peabody and Sherman her web connects them all and her and blue go through her morning routine doing everything together because they're just so hashtag adorable also they can open their bum ass bookstore books are gay do something more respectable with your time like like playing OverWatch Bruce don't search Tracer and gifts and as Linda gives blue some hot chocolate and cookies we get to hear his lovely voice done by the one and only Jesse Eisenberg the perfect marshmallow to Coco ratio 1 2 3

4 5 six okay now like like roll like 50 clips of Lex Luther from Batman v Superman why did you say that and then the Ops come in AKA these swans who just hate blue which to be fair I would his voice is annoying and I hate him and after some light taunting well well if it isn't my favorite nerd bird we get what was definitely at least one kid's Awakening this Brazilian guy find blue and has a pretty average standard reaction I found him I found I but as he comes in he starts having

an aneurysm over the bird and he tries performing a mating call on Blue to vill's wildest fantasy but he informs Linda that blue might just be the very last male blue maau in the entire world and how they have one female blue Macau left and they're arranging for them to jump start the repopulation process and then he drops the bombshell that he wants blue to come all the way to Rio deero you will be with him every step of the way and I will be with you Belinda shuts him down and is all like like

no random guy I just met I don't want to get on a plane with you and supposedly go to Rio just kind of cuz and says that he doesn't even fly to which he just kind of UHS him resulting in Linda asking him to leave which is very Justified response no I don't want to get a plane with you and stop throwing my damn bird and from Beyond the Door he pleads to reconsider reiterating how if they don't have blue in the female get it on their species will be plunged into Oblivion and as we

cut to the next night Jess the Eisen bird I I already made that joke damn it blue is attempting to fly using a homemade Runway and it goes just about as well as you can imagine and as we cuts down the next day blue and Linder are having a serious debate on whether he should be shipped to another continent in order to tap some and they decide it's the right thing to do and then we cut to them immediately Landing in Brazil and getting right in a car on the way to the bird lab all

in a matter of like 10 seconds I mean I kind of wanted to see blue go through customs but okay and we learned that Carnaval is rapidly approaching is she a performer No in fact she's my dentist Dr Bara don't forget to FL Tulio I'm not seeing enough movement and as tulio's down bad for his pediatrician we meet two Central characters to the plot Pedro and Nico AKA Will I Am bird and Jamie foxb bird my birthday now it's time for me to light my candle and they find out that blue is about to go

meet a girl and give him some dating advice and we head on over to the bird sanctuary lab place as we get a nostalgic tune let me take you to Rio which brings back so many memories of this movie and it's just so catchy it's so upbeat I like it and as we enter the Aviary we see the directors poorly disguised fed as we head on over to the lab in the back of the building we find this old [ __ ] and as blue wishes him well we get the old puppy dog eyes turning

into I'm going to [ __ ] kill you toight eyes and we find out that juel is being held in a special facility and that she's kind of a crazy [ __ ] I'm going to make you look irresistible and as blue looks around his new enclosure he sees the silhouette of a pure Angel everything in his life has led up to this moment he feels nothing but pure Bliss an angel who's getting really really close up so blue introduces himself to the female MAA Jewel who is that bird that I always find pictures of

on the internet this is what you people are down bad for Jesus Christ this is disgusting I have never been attracted to a fictional character unless it's any of these you people are sick you twisted but as blue follows her he's under the impression that they're about to have a slabby Patty and he goes in for the kill but gets turned down as it turns out juel just wants to escape and as she calls him out for trying to post in zoo pride month the humans try to give him a little push I mean I

know how my feathers look but I'm not that kind of [Music] bird yeah sing it Lion now and as Jew is trying to assassinate blue the humans assume that they're just trying to have a sporking session and as Linda leaves whatever his name is like lucious or something lucious want to break from the ads okay his name is Tulio I interest big blah here in order to guard Blue and Jewel all night then this happens and as our Star Spangled man checks out a disturbance in the other room he finds Nigel sitting there all alone

and as he picks him up Nigel just performs the MF allowing him to unlock the door for his evil friends and as blue and jeel argue about the state of the human race and whether you can trust them or not blue is adamant that the humans are compassionate and mean no harm to birds and one day they will live in peace and Harmony strained from the shackles of evolution and God's will hi there the SC is falling catula and what's her name she kind of looked like the lady from the grandma game on the App

Store in Game Theory and as they eat they discuss what they find most attractive about birds I'm not joking this is just in the [ __ ] movie my favorite bird is spotted out I've always been mesmerized by those big round well this explains quite a and then Tulio gets a call finding out his wife died or something or other I don't give a [ __ ] but even worse the birds have been taken and Linda starts crying because quick to your crying maggot I said I want to or two cheeseburgers and that's the bottom

line hey Linda what's your favorite character from Rainbow Friends Blue okay thanks it's your fault EXC and as Blue and Jewel are taken to a second location they play dead in order not to be crucified and we find out it's nothing but a little child who's brought them as they've entered the bird trafficking ring Jesus Christ nothing's even sacred anymore this will be America if Kanye wins this November you've been hanging out next to Iron Man and as the kid presents his findings to the Head hun guy who by the way reminds me of the

cheese dude from A Goofy Movie and he stiffs my boy here only paying him half of what was agreed upon not very nice of you illegal animal trafficker guy but he gets pissed when he sees that the birds are deceased however it was nothing but a ruse they were just pulling his leg and as juel tries to escape she gets pinned down by Nigel that's a really good sentence you should look up where's Lionel when you need him then Nigel who by the way is voiced by the bad guy from Harold in the purple cray

I'm just I just that that thought I should L that out there a boy got standards the world has GameStop it's a secret door it's a secret door holy [ __ ] Secret Door send that's real good bastard he sticks her back in her cage as the little boy puts him into the storage room which like dear God how the hell do we not hear any of this earlier this would be like the loudest room known to man I really like how they got this one MF hung up and we get this really funny bit

where there's a bat locked up I was framed they got the wrong guy and by the way this bat's voiced by Jeffrey Garcia also known as hey Jimmy you see my new Ultra Lord I don't care Sheen I'm about to turn a Tesla cyberbot into a working goon bot Jimm's m' but as they're locked up Rio and Je I just called them Rio as Blue and Jewel are locked into their padded cell our little criminal in training has a look of remorse almost like illegally trafficking endangered animals across International borders is gulp Gul Gul illegal

but the kid says he's got no parents and nowhere to go but our leader of the pack doesn't give a crap and he shuns him away as the kid over hears that the birds are probably going to be stuffed or eaten or given to people who need to be admitted and heads on over to his quote unquote house which is just like one little tiny bit above Wreck-It Ralph's house like just just very slightly better and he finds a blue Macau feather wondering what his place is in all this cut back to the HQ and

the boss is on the phone with the buyer who they fully plan to sell Blue and Jewel to and as he heads out he TS the goons with feeding Nigel which goes perfectly well and has zero issues aha funny buddy and as Blue and Jewel argue Nel comes in taunting the other birds while zeroing in on the blumac cause as he starts explaining his backstory in song which has such crazy bars like I poop on people and blame it on seagulls and like an abandoned school I got no principles Christ now Drake got to look

out for Nigel and the feds and as Nigel heads out juel attempts to break out of the cage and it alerts Nigel who comes into the rescue but just as she's getting zero progress on breaking down the cage blue points out that she can just open it baffling jeel as she flies on out while blue grabs the bars and she tries to get him to let go and he hesitates to tell her the truth until Nigel swoops in making him blurred out that he can't fly the night shin and as the two Plum It To

The Ground she hates blue twice as much as she already did and the two have to escape on foot while the goons and Nigel are on their tail feathers and we get this honestly pretty cool scene where blue shows juel that he's learned a few things from everyday life in Minnesota that actually does Aid them in their current predicament and it's a pretty nice character moment All Things Considered but it doesn't matter because Nigel's right behind them isn't he and we get this gonia ass scene where they're ducking and weaving throughout the rooftops going through

buildings and sliding down on a sheet of metal and at the last second they jump out of the way and Nigel lands directly into a power box shutting down power all across Rio right at the critical point where Taylor Swift was going to win the Super Bowl and just as Nigel wakes up cluck Norris is about to eat him alive no K noris what the hell's going on in there and as Blue and Jewel are moving along on foot blue is scared of literally everything in the forest because he's never been out of his air

conditioned comfort zone and as the two bicker we get this one line hey hey don't talk to me about nature I watch Animal Planet which confirms that Finding Bigfoot does take place in this continuity we're headed to a meadow where we know there's going to be a lot of deer around and it's got all the ingredients for squatches to be in here also can you do a deer distress call [Music] Temp and then two find this abandoned Watchtower to spend the night as blue once again proves that he's gotten around just fine without flying and

that jewel is nothing but a filthy aist cut to Lindo has been passing out flyers asking anyone if they've ever seen blue which normally I'd say is stupid because of how many exotic birds there are in Rio but then I remember they're the last of their kind so you get you get a pass here Linda [ __ ] bro nah she put herself on her Lost Pet poster okay she's totally one of those people but as the criminal child from earlier sees the poster he comes over and wakes up the Americano and then we get

the doctor when I tell him there's something wrong with me down there you're right but the little boy tells them that he knows where they're keeping blue and they're hesitant to trust this little boy which is a again fair but we cut back to the evil air we're Tweedle D and Tweedle Dum here try to fool a big man so he demotes the two and puts Nigel in charge and the big boss man says that if they can't go through the parade they'll have to be in the parade in order to get to the air

strip with maaz and toe and wacky High Jinx shall and Su and as blue and juwel fail to break out of their chains they're ambushed by a group of baby toucans who begin physically assaulting our dynamic duo until their dad George Lopez 2C can swoops in to save the day hey he's not a Mara stop shaking him and as they ask George Lopez for help he tells them that he can get their chains off as long as he brings them to this boy named Louise that is until his wife comes in and accuses him of

just wanting to go to Carnival but he Smooty poos her in order to let him go that is until he finds out the blue can't fly and as he's about to turn back he sees the ensuing chaos back home then there's a bunch of monkeys who steal [ __ ] from tourists and bring it back to base camp where they find Nigel who request their assistance in tracking down the blue MAA and when their leader asks what's in it for them you don't you don't ask that that's rule number one you don't ask what's in

it for you cut to juel and George Lopez who are trying to start flying lesses with George Lopez juel go fry birdie birdie go go Jesse Eisenberg go go woo after a pep talk from George Lopez the two of them are about ready to lift off as they're going to have to lock their wings together and fly as one until blue [ __ ] out at the last second God damn it and they fall millions of feet miraculously being saved by an incoming paraglider and as they celebrate still being alive just like the crudes still

alive shut up they fly by a statue of that guy with the big arms I I I think he'd be Christ the redber dude and we get this really cool scene where we have all these aerial shots of Rio and it does a really good job visualizing just how huge and vast the whole city really is and plus it acts as a good character moment for blue as he finds out what could be in store for him if he ever actually wants to fly overall pretty good scene you done good movie until blue opens his

wings and kills them all no I mean like he actually just Falls onto this guy's paraglider and tears a hole in it like he's dead I joke about this in no he is actually no he is dead there is no way tell this guy lived blue officially has a body count and then he hits the face of another person and Rams 15,000 people on the beach as they run into a surfboard and avoid Global Extinction and they hop in a melon cart and get a move on as they pass right by Tulio and Linda like

Jesus Christ I hate when movies do this like they're right there movie could have been ended right now and as our human gang go to find the secret hideout and like okay this kid assumes that they're still holding the birds in The Hideout but he also doesn't know if the guys will be in there or not so is his plan just to like sneak in the back and then just like make all the birds just not make any noise or whatever this is a stupid plan just call the damn cops too they'll just disband the

whole operation in 2 seconds I mean hell they're outnumbered by simply body mass you got two standard dudes and one jacked big boy and then he got a twink a girl and a child was he stupid but the kid trades to Leo's Jeep for a bike and makes his way up the road ducking and weaving through little alleys and such to make their way to the treacherous Hideout and our melon boys arrive at the destination and they find Jamie Fox and Will i Am birds as they reunite with blue and assume that his little love

Adventure went swimmingly oh no no it's not what you think we're just uh chained together hey I'm not judging you keep his assing and as they take the love birds to party Rio style the monkeys find our friends and give the signal to swoop in and as our main Heroes enter the bird party heaven we get the iconic scene where the bird starts singing I want a party and everybody in the room starts breaking it down even blue who just likes to move it move it impressing the other birds and after some motivation from George

Lopez he has the confidence to dance with juel in the scene that's animated way too damn well like it's all done with this masterful lighting and has these bright red and blue lights that reflect off of stuff like the Maracas and jamy Fox's batttle cap hat plus the sound of blue and Jewel's chain moving alongside the whole song it's such a cool setup it makes sense this is probably the most remembered scene in the movie and as we're about to have the Epic climax of blue and jewes relationship the [ __ ] monkeys come in

and tear the whole goddamn place to Smither and the boss [ __ ] monkey demands that the blue Maca come with him that is until juel Haw Tu is on the little bastard and as George Lopez tries to become a peace broker the monkey tosses him aside and starts beef with every bird in the ring and after tensions rise and all out brawl breaks out between birds and monkey and it's pretty much your standard slapstick animated movie fight scene but I mean hell I'll take anything after this [ __ ] that's for sure and as

the train is about to pass our boys blue and juel need to get on so if Flamingo decides to help him out but not until barrel of monkeys breaks out and Jamie Fox throws his bottle cap hat Mario Odyssey Toy Story 2 Mr Potato Head style allowing Blue and Jewel to make their escape and then we come back to the humans who at this point I kind of forgot we're in the damn movie I mean they had screen time no doubt but like every time they do something it's just pretty tame compared to the allout

bird War but they sneak into the bird keeping room and a piss the birds are gone and Fernando's forced to come clean about how he's the one who took the birds but there's no time to argue as Dumb and Dumber enter the room and as Tulio and Linda hide Fernando has to stall and ask them what they're up to and he learns that they're about to go and have a parade float in carnival in order to secure the birds once more and as they all walk away Fernando must leave his brother in behind as Tulio

and Linda make their way over to save Rio or whatever but Tulio can't drive because he's not bofy it's not boofy season it's not boofy season why 71 so lind's got to put on the pants and get a move on cut an Nigel who finds the wreckage of the monkey's failure as he interrogates the dingo bird as to where the hell the blue Maca went and after promptly disposing of it he makes a vow to find the birds himself as blue and juwel are now sitting on a trolley watching the sunset on a peaceful day

as George Lopez watches from behind wanting them to get it on but as Blue's dying out there he has absolutely no pull so the other birds decide to give him a hand making a beautiful mood and music to help blue smash tonight and just as he's about to tell her his feelings he chokes on a leaf and they have to save his ass oh she totally pegs you doesn't she that's to tonight where we arrive at Louis's garage and after looking for him he jumps out of the moving car and disembowels our main Heroes and

I got to say he's a he's a looker yeah this is that time where corporate Executives thought this was the best way to Market to young boys just make everything gross and foul and disgusting and while yes it did give us the Masterpiece known as the Trash Pack it also gave us [ __ ] this the more he I mean I guess it's not super bad because his drool is kind of cartoony but like yuckers but he conducts a plan in order to get them out of a sticky situation and that being to tear them

apart with a saw and as it gets turned on the Bulldog from hell just kind of pushes them into it and flies up into the air barely saving Blue's ass and he gets knocked into Lewis who drools all over the legs and slips them right out of their chains finally freeing them from the shackles of capitalism and as blue rejoices she sees juel not give a crap as she's boarded elon's new Norm rocket and shot up into the guy so blue is forced to watch in the ground with Louise watching them up there makes you

want to chase them and grab them in your mouth and bite the heads or what the [ __ ] but blue walks away as juel asks him what's wrong and he says he can't just live his life watching her fly and following from the ground and juel just goes Savage mode hey it's not my fault you can't fly resulting in the iconic end of Act 2 breakup scene we did it boys let's do it and as juel flies off and leaves blue behind making him nothing more than a distant memory the climax of The movie

needs to happen so 3 2 yep like how the hell did he find her and not blue she was just flying in the air doing nothing like barely far away and like using dingo Bird's instructions there's no way he would have went on this route and not also seen blue I don't get it bad movie stinky movie and then as Blue's walking back to Linda HQ he asks George toucan why he's following him T replies that he's not going to Carnaval because he loves his family more than Galaxy gas but blue doesn't have time to

think about his past remorseful actions because red and Chuck comeing fast and tell him that Jewel's been taken by the white devil so they put everything behind and rush into Carnival to save Jewel and as the Gman is waiting for his goons to arrive he sees their amazing float as they've modeled their pride off of the world's greatest Avary creation Chicken Little and the Linda Brigade pulls into town and in order to get backstage access to konoval they need to dress up like our title Heroes so Tulio dresses up and performs his mating call alerting

Linda and uh look all I'm going to say this [ __ ] means something to me man also spill SP in the milk thumbnail you ever realize that sometimes I'll make a video and then like exactly 2 weeks later there's a spilling the milk video I'm just just pointing that out but Tulio and Linda make their way past the gate and into Carnival and as this random stranger just abducts Linda she sent out into the centerpiece of the entire float in front of millions of bystanders and as the chicken Brigade holds strong containing Jewel within

she soaks into her own sadness as blue and the Gang make it over to Carnival and as Linda's up on the float Tulio tells her to shake her booty ice spice fortnite balloon style and as she refuses she sees blue on Louis and tries to make your way over but gets stuck in the carnival and we get this really nice moment where blue has to decide to go with Linda which was his goal the entire movie or to risk it all to save juel and of course blue being the G he is goes for that

brusi leading to Lis getting sidetracked and blue having to make his way on own hopping on the skateboard and doing a sick Ollie to get into the back of the chicken but as he goes to save Jewel she tries to warn him but it's too late I got three of the roughest meanest craziest birds in all of Rio right behind me woohoo you that guy and as the goons make their getaway that little idiot child strikes again leaving a trail of breadcrumbs for Our Heroes to track so Linda and Tulio just up and get a

move on with the float itself catch of the birds being loaded into the plane for transportation to Iraq and the kid just walks up to Blue and Jewel and says I'm going to get you guys out of here why the hell did you announce it they bird stupid idiot dumb idiot stupid really stupid child but he bites the owner guy and gets away as the birds are loaded up well tulo and Linda break an enter and by that I mean they enter the railway and just pull a Jurassic Park 3 in this [ __ ]

what did you expect that happened they're already curdling down the runway you're just going to kill everybody but the plane manages to clear the float and that's it Blue's gone and Linda's devastated as she'll never see her best friend again oh shut up you'll get another pet and make your personality again you fat [ __ ] but as we're inside blue 1,000 IQs his way out of his cage andem really helps out all the other birds blocking the door for the humans and opening up the gates to heaven and as the birds fly out blue

can't go and as they pause to think n just swoops in on our boy and as Joel tries to save him he knocks into her cage injuring her Wing rendering her flightless and as Nigel's about to get the killing blow blue grabs the cord to the fire extinguisher or used to escape any bad piggies Nigel right out this [ __ ] and into a propeller syndrome style and then the three gentlemen see one parachute and while the goons try to rock paper scissors for it the big boss man just grabs it and leaves the other

two to die and then they just jump out of the plane like oh Dono yippee and juul's about to fall out the back of the plane and with no other option blue needs to jump and as he imagined himself falling out of that tree those many years ago he's now falling thousands of feet into the Brazilian ocean and as he grabs Jewel they're both falling to their deaths and as they're chained together once more to The Bitter End the two share a loving kiss just like I wrote it and this Rush of energy gives blue

the courage nay the might to open his wings one final time and with it all coming crashing down he grabs juel and takes flight soaring across Rio's beautiful mountains finally finding his true purpose in life and they go past the gondolas which the passengers also get to see the remains of our bird smuggling crew but Blue and Jewel it back to Linda who finally sees him alongside his woman who's given to Tulio and after a few months let's juel fly once more and we get to see that Linda moved to Brazil and started the bluebird

sanctuary and as she sees blue and juel fly into the sky our film ends but not before we get a nice little musical number with blue and jeel and now they're three brand new children damn bro did not wait busy and our crew flies off into the sunset of Rio De Janeiro then Nigel's only fans gets leaked and there you go there's Rio man what a nice little movie this was this has got to be one of the most sound and nicely executed stories I've ever seen for a movie I reviewed like everything just flows

so well throughout this movie on paper it seems like it'd be one of those movies where they just kind of go from point A to B to C to D winding up in like e or something and a bunch of stops along the way that you could just replace with anything else but everything just fits so perfectly and seamlessly together introducing new characters left and right that all feel equally as important speaking of all the characters are just very memorable blue is just such a great protagonist that's so clearly out of his league and it

shows he's just such a nice dude you can't help but root for him and I remember as a kid thinking juel was a lot more generic but she got a pretty clear motive and a nice relationship with blue that evolves over the course of the film and all the other characters are very epic and swell and cool and epic plus the cast just excels in this movie given out the only thing I remember from Jesse Eisenberg before rewatching this movie for this video was him being the most bat insane bald MF I've ever seen I

was pleasantly surprised at how well he acted here he does a very good job having this very outspoken to himself voice in the beginning to more outgoing and eccentric towards the end it's very nice L done oh yeah and he also doesn't talk to [ __ ] Deathstroke or whatever Plus Nigel's just iconic you can't hate my boy Nigel his entire motive in this movie is just that [ __ ] bird that I hate I think the only characters in this movie I don't really like are the monkeys boring ass industry plant ass monkeys we

hate those monkeys Ops and besides that I just absolutely adore the designs and environments from this film for coming out almost 15 years ago this movie is still extremely pretty to this day so many cool lighting effects throughout and amazing aerial shots of Rio that just really bring it to life and there's so many shots to just let you take it all in as I said in the Peabody video I feel like this ARA was kind of the peak of CG animation everything is perfectly cartoony but still Whimsical and brightly colored but at the same

time it's realistic enough to be pretty and pure eye candy plus I also just adore the designs of the birds in this movie they clearly put a lot of effort into getting this sort of template down I mean these guys look good in pretty much every angle which for Birds is surprising and they have so many cool little quirky design elements that aren't realistic but just add to the amount of different Expressions they can do like I adore the fact that sometimes their feathers will just kind of separate great to simulate fingers it's such a

cool and unique design element that just skyrockets the amount of cool expressions and poses you can get these guys in I still hate those generic ass stupid monkeys though [ __ ] them going past the movie itself though I think it's only fair that I bring up easily the most iconic Legacy of this entire film that of course being the one and only Angry Birds Rio see out of all the crossover Angry Birds games that existed like you know Star Wars and Transformers yeah we got bird movie and I'm going to be so real when

I was a child I thought that blue sky just made Angry birds I mean like you put up the game and their logos there I a little bit come on but we have this amazing trailer from The Angry Birds YouTube channel in 2011 where Jesus Christ why do they look so [ __ ] ass but Nel catches The Angry Birds and puts them in a cage and it's going to turn them in for a sweet Bounty he's a bird what does he what does he do with money but he underestimates our boys and they're hell

bent on saving their kind thus the plot of Angry Birds Rio as for the game itself it's [ __ ] Angry Birds I mean I don't know what you guys really want me to say it's a game where instead of fighting the evil Bad Piggy Leonard you fight Nigel rescuing and freeing the birds from their cages it's a pretty average Affair just with a Rio skin sort of on it I mean I don't really think I need to look at this too much you can kill the dirty Apes what's going on guys big Rio gamer

here back at again with another Rio game review last week I looked at Rio the game on the Wii this game [ __ ] sucks besides the game though they did have some plushes made of the Rio cast but in the Angry Birds art style and honestly I really enjoyed these as a kid I still have my Jewel plush to this day I don't know why I just got Jewel like she she's I don't know she's not even like my favorite I [ __ ] with blue I keep all of my Angry Birds pluses in

this Wolverine and Deadpool popcorn bucket that I found in the parking lot of an AMC theater one time there was also some other generic plushes of a film that ranged in quality like Blue and Jewel here I mean they're all right some of them talk some have open Wings some have closed wings but overall pretty good what the hell am I looking at Jesus Jesus Christ it's loose Christ put the boy down I also need to mention this promotion they did with Oreos where they'd have like blue cookies and they didn't call them or Ros

you're fraud Rio 2011 Oreos promotion yeah you could have won the Rio Wei and like okay so we're at the point where I was just going to end this but I'm going to bend the rules of bit on this one because there are things that need to be discussed those being the many products and promotions for Rio 2 and I mean there are a lot for Rio 2 and some of these are so nutty I will jump out of a moving by plane if I'm not able to discuss these like for example the Rio 2

Kids Choice Awards commercial where blue and juwel show up backstage and juwel gets covered in green oo I see you put that thing back where it came from or so help me your favorite female singer is California girl Katie Perry I found a Rio 2 Pirates Booty and this man's absolutely buod deliciously happy about this what privileged [ __ ] is selling the Rio 2 promotional t-shirt for 100 bucks there are starving children out there you [ __ ] other than that though there's a bunch of random little figures here and there as well as

the McDonald's promotion and overall a good amount of promotional merchandise for the movie and like my God it just makes me sad looking at all this all this merchandise and all this hype for a movie that did live up to it a solid film that was a Cornerstone of the time and should be honored as such but it's just like movies nowadays never get any promotional stuff like this it's genuinely depressing unless it's something that's already part of an established franchise it ain't getting dick if this movie came out nowadays we would have never gotten

this photo of a guy holding real birds and a blue plush we live in the dark timeline where there are zero wild robot toys on Walmart shelves no I don't want a Funko Pop I want a barely articulated piece of crap that doesn't even look like the character that's just a Funko Pop but still maybe it's the fact that movies now just don't the touch or the power or maybe it's just Studios getting cold feet but just let it sink in that you can get skibby toilet and haw Tu merch on store shelves but not

pussing boots The Last Wish how does that make you feel but beyond that I've saved my personal favorite thing for last that being the one and only Kid Cuisine which had their staple of making their nuggets shaped like a certain character or thing from the tiin franchise this time being one of the birds whose name I forgot I think it's like one of his kids or something as well as the sprinkles being added to the pudding being changed to a special blue and pink concoction and and that was just for the chicken nugget meal we

got stuff like Jewel shaped mac and cheese even more stuff like pizza and drumsticks custom fitted with the Rio 2 cast and every single one of these meals came with special Rio 2 3D glasses cuz you know 3D it's going to be the hip new thing it's going to come back I swear and honestly you don't get a more wholesome experience than this one also going on a bit of a side tangent does anyone remember the Shrek Forever After kid Cuisines where only a few of them would be given a green tray and if you

pulled it out you get a bajillion zillion quadrillion dollars into like me Shrek or something and I swear to God every time I opened that tray and I saw the blue I lost a bit of my heart that's why I'm a soulless husk of a man nothing can quench my boo chicken nuggets boo chicken nugget boo chicken nugget ah boo chicken nugget boo chicken nugget ah they redesigned the Kid Cuisine the world's gone to [ __ ] ever since but anyway I think that's the end of our little Adventure through the city of Rio if

you've enjoyed this one feel free to let me know down below and I thank you very much for watching me ramble about birds I've got one more video planned for 2024 and this one's been a long time coming and who knows maybe even by then a certain pink bastard's going to finally want to show her face but we're just going to have to wait and see but with that being said subscribe right now where I'm calling Nigel on y'all's asses I found this [ __ ] video where's Tik Tok why she's green why is she

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