I thought Dark Souls would be easy for an Elden Ring Pro...

so like a lot of people the first Souls game I ever played was Elden ring and I recently completed the DLC which had the hardest boss I've ever fought but now that I've had a bit of a break I've been itching for more so I'm going to go on a little adventure and play every single Souls game starting at the very beginning okay maybe not the very beginning we're playing Dark Souls the Dark Souls series is regarded as one of the best gaming trilogies of all time so grab a seat and get comfy because I

want to see what this is all about and if you enjoy don't forget to subscribe oh it's making me scroll all the way to the bottom this game sucks okay we're done another one why do the terms and conditions have a second phase with the strength of Lords hey the dexterity of Lords please I'm a DEX enjoyer have a little bit of respect where they are locked away to await the end of the world yeah this is what they do to you in England if you watch TV without a TV license I'm not really sure

what to expect of this game I finished bloodborne and Elden ring as well as the DLCs so this should be easy in comparison but I'm kind of worried it won't be ooh my first bonfire how exciting and I get a trophy for it I'm so good at this game oh I hear someone stomping back here hello I'm warning you I have a broken sword and I'm not afraid to use it oh you're big and ugly but I'm willing to bet you ain't so tough the last boss I thought was Redan I can beat this guy

let's see how much damage I I do okay okay it's decent all right let's try a heavy attack oh the heavy attack does two damage as W okay now we're going to look for other options right now oh ha you [ __ ] suck dude get your fat ass through this door how about that get my shield I don't use Shields Shields are for cowards who needs a shield not me okay come back where you going come back oh that's good I could use that yeah you keep shooting that wall oh that Asylum Demon he's

going to get what's coming to him here take this an Estus flask oh that Asylum Demon does not know what's about to hit him all right bud you ready for round two oh no I should have refilled my Estus first oh God what am I doing all the way up here what am I supposed to do stop looking at me like that a that's [ __ ] that was bad get up we're we're going no it's locked okay I guess I'm just going to have to do this then oh this is nothing I actually do

crazy damage to this guy this ain't going to be a problem for a guy like me I am going to pop a quick heal though it's nice of him to not turn around to be honest I got to say I do enjoy that he was an ugly bugger but it's not exactly the tree Sentinel is it good job go straight ahead no I'm going to go down here I'm going to go straight ahead but not because you told me to uh hello oh here we go yo that's a big [ __ ] bird yeah you

know next time just take an Uber Lorden oh here we are okay so there's some stats that I'm not so sure what they do Attunement resistance Humanity those are fake stats those don't exist 10 Esters flask yo I'm chilling who's this guy is he taking his [ __ ] there are actually two bells of Awakening Two Bells okay could you write it down for me I don't remember these kind of things is Far Far Below in the ruins at the base of Blight Town oh no I've heard about Blight Town I know that I'm not

going to enjoy that who's this thick boy hello there I believe we are not acquainted um what they didn't have this in Elden ring but not sure okay don't know what that did I think I may have joined a cult though okay this looks promising I think I'm going the right way yeah we got enemies this is definitely the right way I hope you've had fun throwing your little fire bombs from up there I'm coming for you now [ __ ] son of a [ __ ] oh that was close that was too close no

this son of a [ __ ] almost ruined my deathless run go on you fool see how you like it o you see this this is what I don't like there's always some nasty surprises here what's up a sister rat why are you turning away from me face me yeah oh god oh no oh my God that was the toughest enemy in the game so far who we got waiting for us Undead BG so I guess that makes you guys the undead Burgers oh this son of a [ __ ] God God damn it could

you just why does he make that noise when he gets hit I don't like it it makes me uncomfortable I can see you I can see all of you I know what you're planning okay you going to do it one at a time oh go no this guy's the Keen one all right you first and now you guys are coming up okay you didn't really manage to time that pretty well did you you might want to work on your choreography a bit before the next rubbish has no value right well uh thanks for that game

I'll hold it close to my heart okay the next boss this one's going to be easy as well don't worry about it what you can't have a fog gate with no boss who's running this Mickey Mouse operation can't believe they faked me out like that whoa no no no I'm not doing that I I thought they I don't need to fight any other dragons no thanks Jesus man what was that about didn't know you had moves like that dude you have got to stop you got to stop enjoying getting hit so so much it's really

weird okay I underestimated these skeletons they are some funky moves going on I haven't died yet though I'm not planning to die in this game I don't like it what are you two up to could you come here one at a time this guy's pretty good with his shield we just need to wait for our opening and there it is thank you very much now his friend has seen what's just happened and he's going to learn from it he won't make the same mistake or he'll make the exact same mistake hey bonfire who who is

this why is there always people around what do you do he gone what the [ __ ] hello okay guys where did The Disappearing man go dude why did he kick down the door like that we've got us a crucible Knight over here okay Crucible Knight I haven't died yet so let's uh let's not change that can I sneak up on him he has no idea I'm here watch this no no sorry I can do this I haven't died yet I'm not dying now stop it stop making that sound don't do this to me drink

drink drink quicker you [ __ ] I can't I can't see anything what's happening well there goes my deathless run brilliant thank you yeah I ain't going through there bonfire please where's the bonfire right I guess I'm going through there [Music] is there not a boss here this is the second time I've gone through a fog gate and there's no boss sorry the white light the [ __ ] who's shooting do you mind what were these guys guarding up here there's actually nothing here what a waste of time what's that one next to my health

bar that was Zero before I should probably look it up it seems like it's important but I'm not going to oh oh there actually is a boss here okay uh this is this is not a great area to fight in uh okay I do I do all right damage to him I think I can take this guy oh he's staggered this guy's a joke I can take him easy I just don't have a lot of room to maneuver mate wait I've got a plan actually I've got an idea watch this this is genius ow no

get back up get back up get get up get back up maybe it was a bad plan it seemed better in my head okay wait let me lead him away from the ladder I just want to see if this plan will work nope so far it's not really working out now observe the master plan uh I'm having second thoughts this seems like a really bad idea now oh [ __ ] okay how have I made the same mistake twice oh this dude has no idea what he got himself into does he know that I beat

promis consult Ron once again I find myself in a boss fight with no flasks left sometimes you just don't have a choice you just need to cook oh okay let's not mess around let's avoid any unfortunate accidents here shall we uh how about we just end this right here oh okay thank you very much uh not my greatest performance a bit sloppier than I would have liked give give me a bonfire please things aren't looking great for me right now hey mate do you know where I can find a bonfire is this the guy who

disappeared earlier ah hello you don't look Hollow far from it lift up your helmet I can barely hear you well then take this soap does he think I stink okay now do I need to go across here to get to the bonfire cuz it's not looking good for me is it I don't like my chances to be honest oh no oh oh no that is the wrong kind of fire I'm not doing this I am absolutely not doing this I know what it sounds like guys but I promise nothing weirds going on here wait I

see stairs I'm going in I'm in a new area I didn't realize I was done with the last area oh my God there's another one of them I didn't kill the last one H I feel like I have to do it though they've got good loot surely let me just uh pop this never mind let me just pop this okay okay we're good now we can fight what the [ __ ] is that back there yeah okay they can be backstabbed right up the anus that didn't do any damage to him what I stabbed him

in the ass and it does no damage 43 I'm just running I'm going back he's following me but this gives me an idea come on big guy how would you like to fight a dragon okay he's picked up the pace a bit what the [ __ ] I'm dead why did my character just fall over like that what did he trip on come on we're doing it again I should probably just move on but I need to at least try to get the sword is he coming where is he where where the [ __ ]

did he go ah we take those a wins win they're kind of stingy with the bonfires in the older games aren't they I don't know if I'm going the right way I don't know if I've missed stuff I don't know why there's random fog Gates I don't know who this guy is don't turn around don't just face that way just take it calmly please oh this dude's a tank no don't heal I didn't say heal give me the armor give me something useless what you got I don't use Shields come on Shields are for cowards

look coward hence the shield oh no the Bull's coming oh no oh no oh no this this wasn't supposed to happen right the bull can't fit in here this is much worse this is actually just I shouldn't have come here yeah this was terrible okay guys I see you're not who the [ __ ] is that I made a mistake I made a terrible mistake and I'm paying for it now come here oh my God oh my God no please please what do I do where's the bonfire where is it oh no I've just ended

up back inside oh [ __ ] this game was supposed to be easy I beat Ron Let's uh take a break from all that and do something a bit more relaxing like explore down here who knows where we'll end up oh okay we've ended up in bloodborne we're in yarum everyone okay guys just put the Torches down no one has to get hurt Jesus Christ I hate this I actually don't like this yam [ __ ] sucks actually I shouldn't be here now we've got another boss down here why have I done this why have

I done this to myself this was silly CAA demon hello oh he's got dogs with him this uh this hardly seems fair why do you get ads oh and there's another one I really don't like these dogs could you just not I don't want to get trapped in here I don't oh you see why I don't like those dogs and now I have to run all the way back through oh this [ __ ] sucks this is bad actually this this is not good yeah it's not it's not looking great let me heal please nope

good thank you right what I'm going to do is never come back here again in my entire life let's do this one at a time this time guys please it'll be a lot more pleasant for everyone involved there's no more of a there okay we're good come on then big guy let's do it let's have a little dance this might be a bad idea what is that great there's a [ __ ] sorcerer here oh that's a mean swing no backstabs on you of course not that would be too easy wouldn't it we wouldn't want

to accidentally have fun in this game would we when exactly do I get to upgrade my weapon because I'm doing like no damage to this guy oh no no not like this not like this this this is ridiculous how how is this not a boss that was harder than either boss I thought so far can I just grab this ooh I don't know what that is but it seems exciting the hell is that noise please don't be an enemy please don't be an enemy oh oh thank God it's just another disappearing man and we got

a bonfire Just What We Needed No Rest [ __ ] [ __ ] no no please please you get away from from here don't do it you're [ __ ] kidding oh I hate this game so much a blacksmith oh thank God well look at this guy he's [ __ ] Hench I'm Andre of a St we got Andre the Giant over here I I do need smithing please oh yes finally thank God this means I can actually do some damage let's go deal with this filthy Mage whoa holy [ __ ] how many how

many of these guys are there what the [ __ ] oh my Lord I've made another terrible mistake yet again what hell has this guy Unleashed upon me deep breaths just stay calm this guy's got a melash helmet please tell me I'll get it okay I'm actually going to jump on him this time boom no hesitation give me the helmet does he drop it oh no oh no I've pissed the knights off oh they're just going to keep chasing me now aren't they I can't catch a break man come on and there's one on this

side as well please tell me there's somewhere safe up here oh my goodness they're all coming for me and it's the dead end I am so [ __ ] okay I'm not going to lie butd it's not a good time for me I've kind of got my hands full at the moment could you help me you're [ __ ] useless mate okay last boss didn't go so great but I've got an upgraded weapon now oh we got a cut scene okay not a dragon please oh not the Gargoyles okay it better just be one this

better not be an Elden ring double gargoyle fight okay it's just one that's fine I can do that do you mind Landing there you go I'm just going to scooch around behind you I first tried every boss so far I'm warning you well except for one but that doesn't count I was underleveled ow just absolutely pancake me no I'm not doing damage to this guy I swear I upgraded the weapons I wasn't lying there you go come on he didn't like that did he okay this is bad he's comboing me I'm starting to realize that

I may not have bought enough Esther flasks to this fight I locked in against the last two bosses I can lock in against this guy oh no are you are you kidding are you kidding and this one breathes fire great I I don't have the heals for this Lads I I'm sorry I wasn't prepared wait the other one's on half Health not that it matters now wait is there a closer bonfire where do this elevator go oh [ __ ] I'm back I guess this is a bit closer oh I've got 10 Esther flasks again

so resting at the Firelink Shrine gives me 10 flasks okay that's cool I might actually be able to kill these gargoyles now he can attack with his tail why did no one tell me this just settle down in one place just stay still before your friend gets here I need to do more damage to you oh holy [ __ ] did I just cut his tail off what that's insane I didn't know you could do that okay one at a time please um I'm not ready for a Twan job right now no I don't want

to be near the edge bad really bad that is a f you [ __ ] little bastard which one's lower on health I I don't know they look the same and they both breathe fire what is it with the double go whe fights someone needs to tell me exactly that they [ __ ] suck man come on ah he's so low he's so low but I got to back away I can't get greedy no no could you could you stop no please God damn it God [ __ ] damn it [Music] you see this run

back might seem like a bit of a pain in the ass but you have to understand that technology hadn't evolved to the point where we could have Stakes of America I really don't like these boys they've got no respect for me at all they don't realize I'm Elden Lord okay this guy's almost down if if they wouldn't just combo me I'm dead I'm so dead there's no way I survive this mad teers absolutely mad techers that was an unsurvivable situation but I did it anyway this guy just needs one or two more hits and then

he's down but uh if his buddy has anything to say about it he's he's not going to let me get that is he you suck ass oh he's dead oh my God just there you go there you go just want to focus on now okay here we go bam bam bam yeah this guy a so top now don't have your little boyfriend to back you up do you oh you're stupid you're an idiot bro what were you thinking 2v one ain't no problem for me oh gargoyle Helm that looks sick oh yeah the drips coming

together it's looking good I think we're here to ring a bell right that is what that guy said earlier and those were called Bell gar coils and there's the Bell okay one bell wrong this game's easy but before I pack it in for the day I do have someone who I need to get some revenge on H how do you like it you son of a [ __ ] not so tough now if you enjoyed this video I'd really appreciate if you dropped a like and don't forget to subscribe for more videos coming soon [Music]