English Conversation 39 | Funny English | Everyday English

That is so cute. Thank you. I love that color.

Bob, what do you think of our new clothes for the party tomorrow? There's a party tomorrow? It's MrEvans birthday.

Remember? Oh, right. Am I going?

Yes, you are. Ok. So tell us what you think of our new clothes.

All those clothes are for one party? No. We have to decide what to wear.

What do you think of these blouses? They're very flattering. Which one do you like more?

What do you mean? Which one do you prefer? I like them both the same.

No, you don't. You're just saying that. You need to have an opinion.

You have to choose. No, no, no. I'm not doing that.

Bob, please. Help us decide what to wear. Ok.

Which skirt do you like? The red one. Great.

That's not so hard, is it? Which shoes look better? Those.

Which sweater do you prefer? I like the purple one. Bob, you like Marie's clothes more than mine.

No, I don't. That's not true! Then which dress do you prefer?

That one. This is Marie's dress, too! What's wrong with my clothes?

Nothing! Nothing. I like your clothes.

I like Marie's clothes. I like everything I like all dresses and all sweaters and all skirts and all shoes! Who asked you anyway?

You did. So what are you going to wear to the party tomorrow night? A T-shirt and jeans.

A T-shirt and jeans? No way. You have to wear something nicer.

I don't have anything nicer You do now. All that's for me? What do you think of these?

Do you have anything looser? Yep. Too wild for me.

Anything else? Here you go. I don't know.

Those look pretty warm. Something cooler would be good. Why don't we look at shirts?

Not bad. But it's pretty conservative, isn't it? I love this one.

That doesn't look very comfortable. Try this. That looks a little cheap.

Do you have anything more expensive? That's it. I'm taking it all back to the store.

But what am I wearing tomorrow? Just wear a T-shirt and jeans. Hello Mr Rashi!

Hi. How are you? Fine, thank you.

How was your vacation? It was wonderful. I'm so happy to hear that.

Was your flight, Ok? No, pretty bad, actually. It was so bumpy.

It was very scary. That's too bad. Did you have nice weather after you arrived?

No. The weather was terrible. Very rainy.

I actually never saw the sun. That's awful! so what did you do?

I stayed inside the hotel. Was the hotel room nice? The room was fine but it was right next to the cafe', and the music was very loud.

I didn't sleep much. I'll bet the food was great No. It was too salty for me.

and the waiters were very unfriendly. Did you go shopping at all? A little bit.

Until someone stole my wallet. After that I stayed in the hotel and read a book. Was the flight home ok?

Actually, they cancelled my flight. I had to stay for two more days. That's terrible!

But Mr Rashid, You said that your vacation was wonderful. Ah, Yes, I did. And it was wonderful.

I met a very nice person a woman actually. Her name is Basma. She's from Lebanon.

Just like me but she lives here. I'm seeing her tonight. So, yes, it was a wonderful vacation.

That's great, Mr Rashid. Yes. Mr Rashid!

Welcome back. Come tell me about your vacation. What a terrible vacation MrRashid had!

Oh! You know, on my vacation last year someone stole my car. That was a horrible vacation.

I went on a cruise and there was an outbreak of illness. I was in my room for a week. That was a really bad vacation.

I went to Disney World and someone stole my map. That's your worst vacation. It took 10 minutes to get another map.

All right, what was your favorite vacation? I spent 2 weeks in the Caribbean last year. diving, snorkeling and swimming with dolphins.

It was amazing. I went to China a few years ago. It was incredible.

The people there were so friendly and everyone wanted to practice their English with me. I went to the beach and eat shrimp. That's your best vacation?

I really like shrimp. Bob, You need to go on more exciting vacations I don't like exciting vacations. In fact, I don't like to travel very much.

Then why do you work in a travel agency? It's across the street from my apartment, so I don't have to travel far to go to work. So Mr.

Batty. We should talk about your Safari trip to Botswana. I'm so excited.

My first time in Africa! You're going to be flying into Johannesburg, South Africa. Would you like a window or an aisle?

A window, I want to see everything! In Johannesburg, you should take a taxi or a limo to your hotel. The next day you could fly or you could take a train to Francis Town in Botswana.

Is it an express train? Yes. I'll take the train.

I'd like to see the country. Great. Then after you see Frances Town, you can take a small plane or a bus to the Okavanga Delta.

How small is the airplane? It's pretty small. I'll take the bus.

Is it an express bus? I think so. When you get to Gumare, you're going to be taking a boat to your hotel.

A boat? The hotel is on an island. When you get to the island.

A man with a donkey can take your luggage to the hotel. A donkey? There are no cars on the island.

Is it an express donkey? I think it's probably a local donkey. Of course, if you don't want the donkey you could take a small plane.

It goes straight to the hotel. I think I should take the donkey. Donkeys never have mechanical problems, right?

Right.