did you see the new minivans that came out oh my gosh they're so beautiful the leather in those seats oh my God you could just mop up a juice spill so [Music] easy ladies did you know we're going to get a new yoga instructor soon oh did Karen scare away the last one I think she did because she kept wanting to sleep with him and he said no well he's gay she always thinks she can get the gay men don't doesn't she know that all yoga instructors are usually gay ah [Music] a she was absolutely
oh my gosh look at that fine piece of meat over there he is definitely divorced W it's like a good day to apply for a credit card oh he definitely looks like he has the kids every other week and all major holidays yeah that's good that's going to look good hey newly divorce I just got some Groupons for coup's therapy if you wanted to try some of that out can a divorce man not always get cat called by wonderful women is your car dirty did you just go on a road trip you didn't stop once
to pee divorce women divorce man I might have a chance or you're just going to come and take out take my house and my kids again don't wor yeah what a shame if I needed one more person on my Costco card oh yeah I guess we just need proof of residence and it has to be the same as mine oh wouldn't it be nice to have him living with us you can build all the shelves I need lots of shelves to be built cigarettes not even lit oh no looks like I dropped three gift cards
for Home Depot who is going to use them I need a big big man that will help me build stuff to use them whoops I guess that was all of my two for20 Applebees coupons need a second person cuz it doesn't work with just one sorry ladies I'm a little Sophie hey baby I can get you more soap at Trader Joe's I see you're all soapy over there you might need some more there's enough of me to go around or not cuz uh my wife owned 50% alimon and I have to pay alimony and child
support I don't have much I love when a big man can fish look at all these fish daddies I found on the internet is that a trout it's a salmon we know lots about fish we could probably name like five eight fish you know bass shrimp Lobster dolphin gold goldfish oh no your vest looks wet you definitely have a pair of khakis you can switch into o I think my car's a little dirty at home if you want to take a spin on my car it looks like you're washing it really good I bet that
you could hit the golf ball way over the net at Top Golf it looks like you can hit a home running golf Melissa that's not golf oh I really need lessons as you can see I really need your help when you see my boss I tell him I did a good job right and telling me I did the whole car not just the front hey where are you going we're not done with you yet is it because we said we didn't know Sports I have a flat screen TV I you can watch all the NFL
you want on there I know at least three Sports I get pay-per-view I swear we know more about fish than we let on this is because you said the thing about the home run no it's because of the thing you said about the dolphin being a fish dolphin are fish this is why Jefferson left you this is why I don't go to Pilates with you anymore I thought it was because of Karen Karen is a [ __ ] I hate Karen oh my god did you see what she brought to the PTA meeting so much
sugar it said sugar-free on the flyer can you believe it she and you know she's pretending she made those cookies we all know you got them from Costco oh my God you look like you're using that environmentally friendly soap so when it goes into the ocean it doesn't [ __ ] up the turtles