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Keep selling it, we'll figure it out later. That's right. One second.
-Hello. . .
-"Hello" my ass, you son of a bitch! I kidnapped your mom and I want money. -And no police in this.
-Alright. Relax. -How much do you want?
-$ 50,000 and I'll release her. One moment, let me check. Rui, what's the price for moms today?
-Price? What price? -How much today?
One second, buddy. Alright. Elderly, 70 years old.
She's had thrombosis and has heart issues. It makes a difference? Okay, Rui.
Alright, I saw here that moms are operating low and with little liquidity. I can get you $ 10K. Da fuck?
You think we're negotiating a car, fucker? I've got your mom. -It's $ 50K.
-$ 50K is impossible. I understand your attempted trade, but the market shifted abroad. S&P is dropping, hold on.
Hi, Rui. Go. Alright.
I just talked to Rui. He said it dropped to $ 9,5K. Let's close it to avoid losses?
-You nuts, idiot? -No, you are. Charging that much on a short-term asset.
The curve is widening. Come on, pal! Are we closing?
Yes, Rui? It's at $ 8,200. I'd close it if I were you.
I'll cut her finger off and send it. Will you find it funny? Then the price drops further.
I'll write the finger off. You'll only zero in on the fraction. No finger it's at $ 5,200.
How many fingers, so I can add up? Do you understand the situation? You think I'm joking, fucker?
You know moms aren't as valued in the market, right? There's a mom bubble. In China, there are 500 million.
"But it's your mom. " So? The market is at a bear.
Moms from China are under the consensus. I had an idea. Thinking of the benchmark for you, check your custody so I can help you.
I don't understand that lingo. I have your mom here. The woman who gave you life.
You know? Your mom, fuck! See what you have around in your home broker.
Grandmas are high in value. Daughters as well. Husbands, fathers, cousins and brothers-in-law I won't take, -they're too volatile.
-I'm pissed at you. Just pay the $ 50K or you'll see. Alright, you're open to negotiate.
You got the spirit. Forget the aggressiveness and say it. -I'm gonna off her.
-But are you paying for the funeral? Me, pay for the funeral? Rui said that if you keep the organs, you owe me $ 8K.
-No, no. -She's a donor. There's breach of contract.
Can you transfer today? Tell Rui I'm broke. I can't spend that money.
I'll give your mom back. At no cost. What will you give back?
Without anything? Taking the same asset without added value is not worth it. What if I put a 20 in her pocket and the takeout I got her?
Alright then. -But you take care of the Uber. -Uber?
She only gets Uber Black. Whoa! Hi, Sargent.
How are you? You got Juca? How many grams?
Any blow? Okay. Hold on, Rui.
They caught my kid with 10g of pot. No, just pressed. How much is the change?
Ok. Hi, Sargent. The change is on a high.
Do you take blow? We can get you 10g of pure Bolivian in exchange for my son. You can reprimand him.
It won't alter our deal. Yes, let's close it?
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