Bridge Kids - Free Strokes

I didn't know he had a girlfriend do I uh do I know her does she go to our school no no she's um uh she actually lives Upstate but uh you know sometimes she'll she'll drive in and visit and uh I'll I'll sneak her in my house at night wow yeah we gotta be real quiet uh so much so I don't wake my parents up while we're while we're making out well next time she's around maybe we could all hang out I'd like to meet her you know she seems uh uh well important to you

you can't actually because um we uh we just broke up uh recently I'm sorry yeah I mean it was a mutual thing if anything it was it was a happy ending we got together for like one last uh goodbye hookup uh we got the third base together oh hey guys oh my gosh you look so hot in that jacket you could use a stroke what oh you haven't heard of stroke you guys are so cute yeah stroke is the coolest drink right now you know all the hottest guys are drinking it so uh I don't

normally do this but I saw you guys walking and you two must be really tired so here's two on the house well that's pretty cool you know we don't we don't have to go to Mecca Mart anymore just got you know free drinks yeah you can have mine actually oh cool thanks yeah I don't really uh like drinking uh things with that many uh chemicals in it I saw it has like a yellow number five oh what's what's that do yeah as opposed to like uh lower your sperm count uh you're counting your sperm well

I'm trying to keep my virility intact you know because I I I'm a bachelor again you know so I'm out on the prowl every night well you know if you're if you're looking for people to uh to prowl on you know she's pretty uh oh her well I guess she's conventionally attractive but she's breathtaking I don't know I I like to value things like intellect in a woman I I consider myself like a sapiosexual she looks pretty smart to me I don't know you wouldn't know until you talk to her well yeah I know that

I can't really judge a book you know a book by its cover yeah I know I I wasn't saying this just to because I I didn't want to talk to her like I can go talk to her in fact I'll go right now I'll I'll get her number I'm going right now I'll I'll go get her number right now all right hey uh oh you're back do you not like it uh you know what between you and me that's not really the best flavor let me get you something special hey Joey can you take care

of him oh wait hey what's up man uh wait you wanted a different flavor right yeah but actually she she was gonna oh yeah no she's a little busy right now but don't worry man I I got you oh oh okay foreign check it out uh she she gave me black cherry oh cool that sounds like yeah uh black cherry is supposed to be like an aphrodisiac in most cultures uh plus her like her body language was like completely indicating that that she was totally into me oh well yeah that's that's pretty serious dude her

pelvis was facing me get her number or anything oh well uh uh and no actually because um yeah if you see that guy over there he was uh he was kind of harshing the vibe oh yeah he looks pretty cool yeah he's uh he was getting in the way he was kind of making her uncomfortable it was kind of like ruining like the the intimacy they might be you know he might be like her her boyfriend you know they're pretty close standing well close together well no that can't be possible because that would be uh

they work together so that would be like uh an HR violation uh so yeah I I can't I can't picture that being the case he he's just kind of like a like a weird weirdo guy like I need you to like go like maybe talk to him like maybe distract him well okay yeah I can you know I can talk to him you know I got the uh I got the gift to give you know yeah he ain't here and take this too oh cool hey can I have another straw uh hey hey again oh

hey back again hey yeah wow you must really like these yeah you guys do a good job um uh you know what are you saying and sell it I mean I know you don't make them but they're uh they're still like you know you do a good job um everything you know sorry I can't hear you oh sorry I I I I was just saying um I really like a a stroke and I was wondering if oh just give me one second looks like we have some more people coming through not these guys bro I

am [ __ ] pumped dude I can't wait to [ __ ] pump some Iron Dog yeah me too man I think it's gonna be like an upper body day you know yeah bro I'm trying to work out my chest I'm trying to get those pectorals popping you know what I'm saying oh yo [ __ ] yo speaking of chest oh damn hey guys you thirsty you guys look thirsty no what's good bro how you how you living man hey hey pal hey how you guys doing ah no man you you gotta do none of

that pal stuff with me bro I'm a real one I know I know what it is I know what it's about yeah I'm a real one too oh uh for sure man no worries uh here I'm actually dishing out these uh stroke energy drinks uh if you're interested in some I can go ahead and grab you a can oh I'll have one nah man no I'm soda and stuff I mostly I just wanted to come see like like what's up what's good with you like what for sure man hey don't worry these are sugar-free naturally

sourced uh we got all sorts of good stuff in here for you guys all right dog yeah I mean that's cool I mean you like uh you like music and stuff like I mean I I'm a I'm a big G Unit head I've been listening to some D-Block lately you know like uh Eminem just like good stuff you know right the the good stuff um I mean what what do you what do you listen to oh you know I'm a big fan of uh Ska music so yeah bro for real for real me too yeah

I [ __ ] with Scott heavy man he's got like the best bars right now he's uh he's on that grind more than like anybody for sure for sure um great well I don't know if there's anything else I can help you with but uh so uh do you like do you dance at all hey can you like chug this real quick oh all right yeah I think she might be catching on that I'm not actually drinking them so I want to come back with like an empty can to prove that uh that I like

them I don't I don't want to be like rude or anything you know these are like energy drinks but uh-huh I don't really feel like you know that are energized I just kind of feel like yeah yeah I don't know like a pain in my chest I can't give me those you know my heart's beating really fast I don't all right yeah yeah thanks all right so I'm I'm gonna just be straight up with you for a minute like and you can say no if you don't feel comfortable with this but like can I like

feel your bicep you wanna you wanna touch my muscles yeah man it just looks like you got like a big [ __ ] meaty Mound on your arm bro I'm just trying to grab that like I want to know like what does it feel like to have an arm that big yeah I mean that [ __ ] look gargantuan yeah I mean a little field couldn't hurt I guess God damn bro you bro you gotta come over here and feel this [ __ ] bro this is this is the hardest thing I've ever felt in

my life bro oh my goodness oh my God I'm trembling bro bro like seriously you gotta feel this [ __ ] dog oh my God I am bro I I am no I don't think you're really feeling it dog like feeling like this feel like this when you when you grab it like this you can feel all the veins pulsating with each touch I could feel his heartbeat broke it's not bad right hey so if you don't mind me asking how could someone let me get to you know like look like you oh man it's

all about dedication all right you gotta hit that gym four times a week man a month yeah man you spend you spent a couple months in the gym man you and I are gonna look exactly alike you really think so hey I mean uh me and my associate over here we're uh you know we're we're trying to we're trying to pump out a few real quick I mean [ __ ] out if you want to join oh you're gonna go ahead and lift some weights yeah you don't have to but I mean you're more than

welcome to I mean if you if you like hell yeah man we're trying to pump some iron I mean you know Count Me In Yo for real dog that's what's up that's what's up bro I'm [ __ ] hyped let's go let's [ __ ] hit it I'm a really good spot Joey where are you going we're in the middle of our shift yeah so anyways like I was saying before um none of those guys what are you even saying I can't understand you yeah sorry I I just wanted to ask um you don't have

to but like maybe if you would like to oh my God what the [ __ ] God damn it hey are you okay uh oh okay cool yeah so anyway we were we were hitting it out pretty well until you had your little episode there I was about to like make a move and everything yeah you kind of put a damper on things you're they really ruined the mood so I'm probably gonna have to uh wait it out until she feels safe again yeah sorry could you just give us a minute I'm trying to talk

to my friend right now yeah I think the black cherry was the uh yeah so anyways uh it does seem like she doesn't want to be another notch on my belt uh which I understand but like really she doesn't know what she's missing out on hey uh can I get your name and number here thank you thank you bye uh feel better oh wow okay bye [Music] Shake It Off [Music]