Jon Stewart On Vaccine Science And The Wuhan Lab Theory

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♪♪♪ ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK! LOOK AT THAT! LOOK AT THAT OVER THERE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! FOLKS! MY GUEST TONIGHT IS JOHN STEWART. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪♪ ♪ LIVING IN AMERICA ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ LIVING IN AMERICA ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ LIVING IN AMERICA ♪ ♪♪♪ ♪ LIVING IN AMERICA ♪ ♪ ♪ >> I GUESS THIS IS IT! >> Stephen: IT'S A DELIGHT TO HAVE YOU HERE, MY FRIEND. >> OH, MY GOD THERE'S NOTHING I WANTED TO DO MORE THAN -- BREATHE EVERYONE'S AIR. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: THIS IS WHAT I KNOW ABOUT YOU, WE ARE TRULY DEAR FRIENDS, AND YET THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN YOU IN THE FLESH IN 15 MONTHS. >> THAT IS CORRECT. >> Stephen: RIGHT. AND I AM SO REALLY HAPPY! AND I KNOW WE'RE ALL EXCITED AND I'M NOT GOING TO GET COVID, BUT I'M GOING TO GET SOMETHING. ( LAUGHTER ) HONESTLY, THESE PEOPLE DID NOT TAKE GOOD CARE OF THEMSELVES DURING THE PANDEMIC. >> Stephen: LAST TIME, ACTUALLY THE FIRST TIME WE TALKED DURING COVID, I WAS STILL IN SOUTH CAROLINA -- >> THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WERE LOCKED DOWN. >> Stephen: I WAS LOCKED DOWN, DOWN THERE, AND THE FAMILY, EVIE AND CAN KIDS WERE THE ACTUAL CREW. >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Stephen: THAT'S HOW WE WERE DOING IT, IN A LITTLE UNUSED BEDROOM WITH CABLES THROUGH THE WINDOW AND A SATELLITE TRUCK ON OUR LAWN. >> FANTASTIC. >> Stephen: THE ROOM WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF THE DESK, REALLY TINY, BUT THE POINT WAS TO GET SOMETHING OUT THERE, WE REALLY WANTED TO DO THE SHOW. >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> Stephen: WHEN I WAS INTERVIEWING YOU FOR IT, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW LITTLE PROGRESS WE'VE MADE IN SCIENCE IN COMBATING PANDEMICS. IN 1918, THE ADVICE WAS WEAR A MASK, WATCH YOUR HANDS, SAME A HUNDRED YEARS LATER. >> I THOUGHT IN 1918 THEY WOULD BE, LIKE, DRINK A I THINK THETURE OF MERCURY AND BUTTERFLY JUICE. IT'S THE EXACT SAME THING. >> Stephen: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE SCIENCE NOW? >> SO, I WILL SAY THIS -- AND I HONESTLY MEAN THIS -- I THINK WE OWE A GREAT DEBT OF GRATITUDE TO SCIENCE. SCIENCE HAS, IN MANY WAYS, HELPED EASE THE SUFFERING OF THIS PANDEMIC WHICH WAS MORE THAN LIKELY CAUSED BY SCIENCE. ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) AND THAT'S KIND OF -- NO, NO, NO, NO. LISTEN. >> Stephen: IT'S COFFEE. I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? DO YOU MEAN PERHAPS THERE'S A CHANCE THAT THIS WAS CREATED IN A LAB, THERE'S AN INVESTIGATION -- >> A CHANCE? OH, MY GOD! >> Stephen: IF THERE'S EVIDENCE, I'D LOVE TO HEAR. >> THERE'S A NOVEL RESPIRATORY CORONAVIRUS OVERTAKING WUHAN CHINA. WHAT DO WE DO? OH, YOU KNOW WHO WE COULD ASK? THE WUHAN NOVEL RESPIRATORY CORONAVIRUS LAB. THE DISEASE IS THE SAME NAME AS THE LAB. ( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S JUST -- THAT'S JUST A LITTLE TOO WEIRD, DON'T YOU THINK? AND THEN THE ACTUAL SCIENTISTS ARE, LIKE, HOW DID THIS -- SO, WAIT A MINUTE, YOU WORK AT THE WUHAN RESPIRATORY CORONAVIRUS LAB, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? THEY'RE LIKE, OOOH, A PENGUIN KISSED A TURTLE? NO! LOOK AT THE NAME! LET ME SEE YOUR BUSINESS CARD! SHOW ME YOUR BUSINESS CARD! OH, I WORK AT THE CORONAVIRUS LAB IN WUHAN! OH! BECAUSE THERE'S A CORONAVIRUS LOOSE IN WUHAN. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? MAYBE A BAT FLEW INTO THE CHLOE OF A TURKEY AND SNEEZED INTO MY CHILI AND NOW WE ALL HAVE CORONAVIRUS. >> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND, JON - OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! THERE'S BEEN AN OUTBREAK OF CHOCOLATY GOODNESS NEAR HERSHEY, PENNSYLVANIA, WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED? I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE A STEAM SHOVEL MADE IT WITH A COCOA BEAN, OR MAYBE IT'S THE ( BLEEP ) CHOCOLATE FACTORY! BEAN, OR MAYBE IT'S THE ( BLEEP ) CHOCOLATE FACTORY! ANTHONY FAUCI AND FRANCISICLE LINS, THEY SHOULD DEFINITELY BE INVESTIGATED. >> STOP WITH THE LODGESSIC AND PEOPLE AND THINGS. >> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND. IT COULD BE POSSIBLE, YOU COULD BE RIGHT. IT COULD BE POSSIBLE THAT THEY HAVE THE LAB IN WIT WUHAN TO STU THE NOVEL CORONAVIRUS DISEASES BECAUSE IN WUHAN THERE ARE A LOT OF CORONAVIRUS DISEASES BECAUSE TO HAVE THE BAT POPULATION THERE. >> IT'S A LOCAL SPECIALTY AND THE ONLY PLACE TO FIND BATS. YOU WON'T FIND BATS ANYWHERE ELSE. US A THIN, TEXAS, HAVE THOUSANDS OF THEM THAT FLY OUT OF A CAVE EVERY NIGHT AT DUSK! IS THERE A CORONAVIRUS IN AUS AUSTIN, A AN AUSTIN CORONAVIRUS? NO, DOESN'T SEEM TO BE AN AUSTIN CORONAVIRUS. THE ONLY CORONAVIRUS IS IN WUHAN WHERE THEY HAVE A LAB CALLED -- WHAT'S THE LAB CALLED AGAIN, STEPHEN? >> Stephen: THE WUHAN NOVEL CORONAVIRUS LAB. >> I BELIEVE THAT'S THE KAY CASE. -- IBELIEVE THAT'S THE CASE. >> Stephen: AND HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED FOR SENATOR RON JOHNSON ( LAUGHTER ) >> LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THIS IS NOT A CONSPIRACY. >> Stephen: YOU COULD BE RIGHT. >> BUT THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH SCIENCE. SCIENCE IS INCREDIBLE. BUT THEY DON'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP AND NO ONE IN THE ROOM WITH THOSE CATS GOES, I DON'T KNOW IF WE SHOULD DO THAT. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I AGREE WITH YOU. IF SCIENCE CAN DO IT, THEY WILL DO IT. >> THEY'RE LIKE CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. THEY'RE, LIKE, LET'S KILL 10,000 CATS TO FIND OUT WHY. THAT'S WHAT SCIENCE DOES, THEY PUSH THINGS. >> Stephen: YOU KNOW WE STOPPED FILMING A LONG TIME BACK. >> I UNDERSTAND. ( LAUGHTER ) THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I HAVE BEEN ALONE FOR SO LONG... ( LAUGHTER ) AND WHEN I REALIZED THAT THE LABORATORY WAS HAVING THE SAME NAME -- FIRST NAME AND LAST NAME ( LAUGHTER ) -- OF THE EVIL THAT HAD BEEN PLAGUING US, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, THAT'S ( BLEEP ) UP. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LISTEN TO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU -- >> Stephen: JON, I TELL YOU WHAT I'M SUSPICIOUS OF. I'M SUSPICIOUS OF THE DAYTONA BEACH SPRING BREAK HERPES LAB THAT MAY BE WHERE THE HERPES COMES FROM. >> I HAVE BEEN TO THAT LAB. >> Stephen: I KNOW. WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK. 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IF YOU CUT THE ATOM THIS WAY, IT CAN POWER THE WAY WITH ELECTRICITY, IF YOU CUT IT THAT WAY, IT CAN BLOW EVERYTHING UP. GUESS WHICH ONE WE TRIED FIRST. THAT'S WHO WE ARE. REMEMBER THE 1918 PANDEMIC -- >> Stephen: I'VE READ. I WAS THERE. LOOK AT MY BEARD. 1918, THEY HAD A SAMPLE THAT I GUESS HAD BEEN IN THE WHATEVER PERMAFROST LAB IN 1918, SO THE IDEA WAS THEY WERE GOING TO REANIMATE IT, SO THAT THEY COULD STUDY IT. THE 1918 PANDEMIC FLU. THEY HAD A LITTLE SAMPLE OF IT AND IT HADN'T BEEN A SCORNLG IN THE EARTH IN 100 YEARS AND THEY THOUGHT TO THEMSELVES, WHAT IF WE JUST, I DON'T KNOW, WOKE IT UP. AND NOBODY IN THE ROOM WAS, LIKE, NO, LET'S NOT DO THAT. BUT THEY DID THAT. HERE'S HOW I BELIEVE THE WORLD ENDS, AND I SAY THIS TO YOU IN SINCERITY. >> Stephen: OKAY. WE ARE A SCREWED-UP WORLD. RACISM, INEQUALITY, FASCISM, AUTHORITARIANISM, ALL THESE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE THINGS, NATURAL RESOURCES ARE RUN DOWN, THAT WILL ALL BE FINE. ( LAUGHTER ) THE WORLD ENDS, THE LAST WORDS MAN UTTERS ARE SOMEWHERE IN A LAB, A GUY GOES, HUH HUH, IT WORKED! ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: JOHN STEWART, WHAT AN EXTRAORDINARY DELIGHT TO SEE YOU. >> I JUST WANT TO SAY, THIS HUMAN CONTACT -- NOW, YOU KNOW I DON'T CARE FOR IT. >> Stephen: I KNOW. ( LAUGHTER ) >> BUT TONIGHT, YOU AND DAVE CHAPPELLE, I BELIEVE, SUSTAINED ME DURING THIS PERIOD, AND MY FAMILY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) MY FAMILY AND MY SON IS HERE WITH ME. MY DAUGHTER IS HOME BECAUSE SHE JUST GOT HER FIFTH VACCINE. >> Stephen: WOW. WE ARE SO CAREFUL. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: BEFORE WE GO, I JUST WANT TO LEAVE EVERYBODY WITH ONE THING. >> WHAT'S THAT. >> Stephen: THAT IS, I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE 17-YEAR CICADAS. DO YOU HAVE THEM WHERE YOU ARE? >> I JUST ASSUMED THAT WAS SMOG WITH GOD, THE PLAGUE, THE PANDEMIC AND THE I CICADAS. >> Stephen: I HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU 17 YEARS AGO AND HAVING YOU ON. I HAD OUR PRODUCERS PULL A SHOT OF YOU AND ME 17 YEARS AGO. >> OH, MY GOD. >> Stephen: LAST TIME THE CICADAS WERE HERE, WE LOOKED LIKE THIS. ( APPLAUSE ) >> WAIT, IF I MAY, AND I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS VERY QUICKLY, TIME APPEARS TO HAVE RAVAGED ONE OF US UNEQUALLY. ( LAUGHTER ) THERE IS A SAYING -- AND I SAY THIS WITH ALL DUE RESPECT -- >> Stephen: YES. THERE'S A SAYING BLACK DON'T CRACK, IMPLYING BLACK PEOPLE AGE VERY GRACEFULLY. JEWS AGE LIKE AVOCADO. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EXPOSE A JEW TO AIR. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU OXIDIZE HIM. RIGHT. JUST A LITTLE BIT. BUT YOU TAKE A KNIFE, SCRAPE IT OFF, AND I'M FINE. >> Stephen: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. >> I LOVE YOU! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I LOVE YOU! >> Stephen: PLEASE! JOHN STEWART, EVERYBODY! BACK WITH A SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY JON BATISTE! ♪♪♪ When you buy this tea at re tea from Milo's. Milo's can create new jobs, jobs for people like James and Lacey and me. Me, I love my work family. Family here and home, is my life. 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( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ WHEN I MOVE MY BODY JUST LIKE THIS ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I FEEL LIKE ♪ FREEDOM (FREEDOM) I HEAR A SONG THAT TAKES ME BACK ♪ AND I LET GO WITH SO MUCH FREEDOM (FREEDOM) ♪ FREE TO LIVE (HOW I WANNA LIVE) ♪ I'M GON GET (WHAT I'M GONNA GET) ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S MY FREEDOM (FREEDOM) ♪ ♪ ♪ I LOVE HOW YOU TALK ♪ YOU SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE THE WAY THAT YOU WALK ♪ YOU CAN'T CONTAIN IT IS IT THE SHOES ♪ JUMPED UP, KANGAROO WE'RE OVERDUE ♪ FOR A LITTLE MORE PRANCING ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ NOW IT'S YOUR TIME (IT'S YOUR RIGHT) ♪ YOU CAN SHINE (IT'S ALRIGHT) ♪ IF YOU DO I'MA DO TOO ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ WHEN I MOVE MY BODY JUST LIKE THIS ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I FEEL LIKE ♪ FREEDOM (FREEDOM) I HEAR A SONG THAT TAKES ME BACK ♪ AND I LET GO WITH SO MUCH ♪ FREEDOM (FREEDOM) FREE TO LIVE ♪ (HOW I WANNA LIVE) I'M GON GET (WHAT I'M GONNA GET) ♪ 'CAUSE IT'S MY FREEDOM (FREEDOM) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ THE REASON WE GET DOWN, IS TO GET BACK UP ♪ IF SOMEONE'S AROUND, GO ON LET THEM LOOK ♪ YOU CAN'T STAND STILL THIS AIN'T NO DRILL ♪ MORE THAN CHEAP THRILLS, (FEELS LIKE MONEY MONEY MONEY) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ NOW IT'S YOUR TIME (IT'S YOUR RIGHT) ♪ YOU CAN SHINE (IT'S ALRIGHT) ♪ IF YOU DO I'MA DO TOO ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE WHEN I LOOK UP TO THE STARS (STARS) ♪ I KNOW EXACTLY WHO WE ARE (OOH) ♪ 'CAUSE THEN I SEE YOU SHININ' YOU SHININ' ♪ YOU SHININ' OH! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ FREE TO BE! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (LET ME SEE YOU WOBBLE) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (LET ME SEE YOU WOBBLE) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (LET ME SEE YOU WOBBLE) (LET ME SEE YOU WOBBLE) (LET ME SEE YOU SHAKE) ♪ (CAN YOU MAKE IT BREAK?) ♪ (LET ME SEE YOU WOBBLE) ♪ WHEN I MOVE MY BODY JUST LIKE THIS ♪ FREEDOM (FREEDOM) I HEAR A SONG THAT TAKES ME BACK ♪ AND I LET GO WITH SO MUCH FREEDOM (FREEDOM) ♪ ♪ ♪ FREEDOM (FREEDOM) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) (VETERAN) When COVID-19 hit, I lost my housing and didn't know what to do. Without help from VA, I might be homeless. (NARRATOR) If you or a member of your household served in The military and are facing financial hardship caused by COVID-19, VA has resources that can help you stay in or obtain housing. Call the National Call Center for Homeless Veterans. Due to COVID-19, calling is the best and fastest way to get help. Veterans without access to a phone should visit their closest VA Medical Center. should visit their closest VA Medical Center. "DonorsChoose! Support a classroom, build a future!" At donorschoose.org we want students in every community to have the tools they need for a great education. And now more than ever, students and teachers need your help to get books, art supplies, science kits and so much more. Here's what to do: Go to donorschoose.org, find a request to support and we'll make sure they get exactly what they need. Learn more at donorschoose.org. "DonorsChoose! Support a classroom, build a future!" ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! THAT'S IT FOR A "LATE SHOW." TUNE IN TOMORROW WHEN MY GUESTS WILL BE DR SANJAY GUPTA AND RITA MORENO. JAMES CORDEN IS NEXT, GOODNIGHT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ♪♪♪ <font color="#FFFF00"> Captioning sponsored by CBS Captioned by</font> <font color="#00FFFF"> Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org</font> <font color="#FFFF00"> Captioning sponsored by CBS ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH</font> THE LATE LATE SHOW, OOH ♪ THE LATE LAT SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ OH, OH IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ >> Reggie: ♪ IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪ >> Reggie: ♪ >> James: WHAT HAPPENED THERE? WHAT HAPPENED?

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