>> A STORY IN FIVE WORDS. >> FORBIDDEN ITEMS IN A CARRY-ON BAG. AN X-RAY FOUND NEARLY 90 PROHIBITED ITEMS IN A WOMAN'S CARRY-ON AT LAX INCLUDING 82 FIREWORKS, THREE KNIVES, TWO REPLICA FIREARMS AND PEPPER SPRAY.
YOU'VE GOT BEEF WITH THE TSA WERE THEY WRITE TO FLAG HER? DO YOU HAVE BEEF WITH THE TSA. >> I THINK THEY HAVE A BEEF WITH ME AND I WOULD LIKE TO SAY OF COURSE THEY FOUND A SUITCASE WITH A 90 FOR BID AND ITEMS EVENT -- AND IT.
IF THERE WEREN'T 90 THEY NEVER WOULD'VE FOUND IT. THEY ARE NOT REALLY THAT GOOD AT THEIR JOBS. LITERALLY GOOGLE IT.
STUDY AFTER STUDY THEY ARE ASTOUNDINGLY BAD AT THEIR JOBS. THEY MISS STUFF. IT'S ACTUALLY ABSURD THAT WE STILL PAY FOR THEM.
IF THEY WERE NOT GOVERNMENT EMPLOYEES THEY WOULD ALL BE FIRED FOR BEING TERRIBLE AT THEIR JOBS. GOOGLE IT AND THEN VERBALLY ABUSE ME AFTERWARD IF YOU SEE THEM WRONG, NO ONE WILL DO THAT. THE ONLY FOUND IT BECAUSE THERE'S 90 OF THEM.
>> THEY SEARCH EVERY BAG I HAVE EVERY TIME I GO THROUGH. THEY ARE VERY THOROUGH. >> THEY'VE GIVEN ME PATDOWNS RUBBING MY STOMACH WHILE I'VE BEEN PREGNANT AND UNLIKE IT'S A BABY.
>> I HOPE SOMEONE DID A WELLNESS CHECK ON WHOMEVER WAS PICKING HER UP AT THE AIRPORT. BECAUSE I FELT LIKE THE FIREWORKS. .
. AND THE KNIVES WERE FOR MURDER. THE BEAR SPRAY CAN SO HE COULDN'T SEE.
IT SEEMED LIKE A WELL PLAYED PLAN EXCEPT HE WAS IN ANOTHER STATE. >> SOUNDS LIKE A VERY FUN DATE. I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU BRING ALL THE STUFF THROUGH UNLESS YOU MEANT TO CHECK IT AND WERE STUPID.
SOMEONE. . .
THEY FORGET THEY HAVE A GUN. THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT IT WAS. YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING IT IS TO HAVE TWO BAGS OF HEROIN PULLED OUT?
>> I ACTUALLY MARVEL AT HER COMMITMENT. THAT'S PRETTY EXTRAORDINARY. THAT'S A LOT TO FIT IN A CARRY-ON BAG SO SHE'S LIKE THE GEORGE CLOONEY MOVIE WHERE.
. . WHERE IT'S LIKE THE PACKING IS AN ART FORM AND TO FIT THAT MUCH IN A BAG I WAS TREMENDOUSLY IMPRESSED BY THAT.
ALSO IF YOU HAVE THAT MUCH AND THEN TSA FINDS OUT THAT'S WHEN YOU GO ALL RIGHT I'M PART OF THE SQUAD THAT IS TESTING YOU AND YOU GUYS PAST, GOOD JOB. I'M GOING TO GO REPORT THIS BACK TO THE BOYS AND HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND. LET'S HIT THE SHOWERS.
>> YOU AS ONE OF THE FOUNDING MEMBERS AND LEGENDS FROM ECW WHICH IS VERY EXTREME AND YOU HAD SOME INCREDIBLE MATCHES. WAS THERE EVER A TIME WERE YOU TRAVEL TO WHERE YOU FORGOT. >> BARBED WIRE IN MY CARRY-ON.
COMPLETELY FORGOT IT WAS THERE. TO THE POINT ABOUT TSA NOT GETTING IT RIGHT, I DISCOVER THAT I'D BEEN TRAVELLING WITH THE SAME PAIR OF SCISSORS IN ONE OF THE CASES OF MY CARRY-ON FOR THE PAST TEN YEARS. THE SAME PAIR OF SCISSORS AND THEY HAVE NOT DETECTED THEM.
>> THEY'RE LOOKING FOR WATER BOTTLES. >> WHEN I HEARD THIS STORY I WAS THOROUGHLY PREPARED FOR 90 DIFFERENT OR SOMETHING ELSE. WHEN I READ FIREWORKS I WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED BY THE STORY BUT WHAT A COMMITMENT BY THIS LADY.
>> IT'S VERY EASY TO GET CAUGHT UP IN THE FIREWORKS. IT'S THE THREE SHARPENED KNIVES KIND OF THROWS OFF THE PARTY FEEL. >> MAYBE SHE WAS COOKING.
SHOPS ALWAYS TRAVEL WITH THEIR OWN CUTLERY. >> RAMBO DIDN'T HAVE KNIVES LIKE THAT. >> IT'S A GOOD WAY TO GET A FLIGHT ATTENDANT'S ATTENTION YOU WANT TO DRINK.
THROW ONE IN THE AIR AND THEY WILL BRING A BEVERAGE. >> AS EVERYONE TALKS SCREAMING BOMB. >> SPRAYED.
>> I WOULD LOVE FOR HER TO HAVE BEEN LIKE WHAT IS IT, WHAT'S IN THERE, WHAT THE PROBLEM. YOU KNOW THAT TSA WORK ONE HOUR AT A TIME -- TOOK ONE OUT AT A TIME. >> SHE'S LIKE MY FLIGHT LEAVES AND 35 MINUTES.
>> IS THERE A PROBLEM? >> YOU'RE SHAMPOO IS 4 OUNCES. >> THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT IT WAS IS SHE THREW A FIT ABOUT THE SHAMPOO AND THEN PULLED OUT A KNIFE AND THEN IT GOT WEIRD.
