Stellaris Is A PERFECTLY BALANCED Family Friendly Game WITH NO EXPLOITS!!
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The Spiffing Brit
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hello there ladies and gentlemen I'm the spiffing Brit and today we're back playing the wonderful game of Stellaris this is a 4X game meaning you expand you exploit you exterminate and you explore or in my case it's exploit exploit exploit and exploit again as I am the spiffing Brit a professional breaker of video games and today will be no different if you see I intend to go for a very silly Stellaris build that no one else has ever done because it just doesn't make sense however by using video game exploits and bugs left in by the developers we are going to take it from being one of the suboptimal ways of playing the game to absolutely shattering the laws of reality so without further Ado let's begin a new game but first our sponsor Opera GX is here and wants me to remind you the default browsers are boring and stinky instead you can be a certified gamer with the gamer browser that lets you limit resource usage to keep that FPS high and that rare usage low take that Chrome or if 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to attempt this yourself you would would get pummeled into the ground I however love the challenge welcome into the game ladies and gentlemen we are a progenitor Hive not quite like a normal hive mind we are a hive mind that is able to delegate our responsibilities this is very good for us indeed but our goal is very simple to spread our control across the entire known universe we start down here in the bottom of the map in the wonderful triner star system of ball uh we have ball a ball b and ball C our capital is relatively basic the planetary governor of Austin Powers is going to look over this system and The Wider sectors to ensure that our population grows now in Stellaris there are two ways to grow your population you either grow them naturally using the vanilla birds and the bees method or you can simply assemble your population if you're a robot you basically just build yourself or in the case of this lovely hive mind you're effectively biologically made a little bit like a clone now it cost us 100 progress to make a Chad and as we have plus three to our growth that means it will take 33 months to summon a new Chad into existence now in this game one population roughly represents a billion people meaning our planet starts with 33 billion people or 33 billion Chads on it most of whom are mining making us food producing us Alloys all of that standard civilization stuff but this is just the beginning and we are going to grow and expand now of course this is a strategy game meaning we need to grow our borders but also unlock technology most technology are a few standard bonuses like powered exoskeleton so that our armies punch harder and our menial worker drones are able to scoop up more rocks but when it comes to our society research oh we're able to grab something good the Glorious genome mapping which will lead us on a biological path of improvement however technology takes ages to actually research it's 114 months to research genome mapping yeah that's kind of crazy still our population is looking good now when it comes to expanding we're going to we needing science ships that will simply run around and Survey systems for us in those systems we might be able to find ourselves planets that can be colonized and if we're lucky those planets might contain living beings on them already as we're a hive mind we can't make friends with them but we can eat them and our people are very hungry our first year is gone and we have one new dude in our Empire after we dug him out of some Rubble but most importantly we've got a second science ship out there that's going to start discovering a bunch of stuff oh and also I forget Lord shag m IUS stands as the single pillar of the chadan government he's able to direct our Grand Vision in our case he's going to try and find the voice and in doing so generate us Unity he's doing a great job and the more he governs us the more experience he gets and the more ridiculous upgrades he can exert upon us oh and the iene system has been fully surveyed meaning we can spend some influence and Alloys to build a star base there and whack it inside of our borders and then we can get colonizing ah we need to pick our first tradition this is all very fun and there's a whole bunch of things we can do however the most important thing to grab is Discovery as this allows us to research and Survey faster which is something we desperately need to do at the start ah the first Chad's Colony that's right our Colony ship is gently touched down at the mouth of a large river Delta and here we go it's a wonderful Planet it's a great day for the chadan it will take us a little while to colonize but once we have done that we can start constructing and growing population on this planet which is very important for us of course because it takes us so long to grow a population it's been 3 years and we've only got 38 billion people on the planet that's hardly much of an improvement right and fantastic the beta Planet Colony has been established there is one individual chat on this planet but unfortunately we don't really get any population outside of other Chads moving from our Capital to our Colony we can of course improve this by building an offspring Nest this is going to effectively create a job and a system by which we can assemble new population theoretically doubling our output of Manpower right 10 years have passed and we're able to pick off first Ascension perk as we have completed the discovery tree this gives us not only a 10% boost to research speed but also the ability to pick our first Ascension perk some of these are pretty funny like the ability to raid enemy planets and steal their population but one is much better than the rest technological ascendency this not only gives us 10% extra research speed but also increases the chance you get rare Technologies and rare Technologies are incredible we've also managed to get our third planet up and running this is the colony of benador which is where all Chads want to go and we've discovered our first precursor civilization basically we've discovered some kind of Fallen Empire that is long since died uh in this case they are the Arians and they died of a disease quite a shame indeed but we will learn more about them and hopefully steal their technology as time goes on in terms of our exploration we found a few new habitable planets love to go for like say this wonderful guia world here oh and we've discovered our first rival alien Empire we don't quite know what they look like but they've been building some space stations and mines and a system bordering us so we're keeping our eyes on them to make sure they don't encroach on my lovely land welcome back ladies and gentlemen the year is 2236 and we're actually starting to colonize what is going to be the ultimate way for me to break this game this guia world over here has now been renamed to Chad spawner fire ,000 it is an incredible planet and what we're going to do with it is use it to break the game thanks to some very cheesy exploits now these exploits all relate to the vassel system which is what we're going to be messing about with and one of the best ways to mess about of it is to make your own vassals now to the left of me is the mirov vanian unity a fellow hive mind however their Fleet strength in comparison to US is pathetic so what we are going to do is declare war to subjugate them yes it's a little bit mean and evil but I am British that's kind of my Vibe so we're going to build up a huge planetary Invasion Army and then we're going to sail our absolutely massive Fleet into their systems right we've arrived in the first enemy system the system of chigas all they have defending against my mighty Fleet is a prophetic space station with 220 Fleet power against my Corvettes and battleships goodbye you have been destroyed a glorious success but we must conquer more if we intend to defeat our opponents right I think it's time that we actually get this exploited begin you see we grow population at 3. 54 per month which just isn't good enough in comparison if we go to the capital city of the Empire that we're conquering they are also growing population at 3. 54 per month and we can't be on par with a rival Empire that's a terrible idea also please ignore the orbital bombardments there are definitely no war crimes happening here so how are we able to increase our population growth well it's actually surprisingly simple firstly we need to make sure we have at least 25 population on the planet we intend to exploit this means Chad spawn of 5,000 has now gone up to 25 people the second step is very simple we need to create a brand new sector and then shrink this sector down so that it only encompasses the one planet of Chad spawner fantastic now before I could begin my tri exploit I did have to actually finish off this war which I have now done meaning the mirror vanian Unity is now our vassel and under our control there we go splendid did but now that we're at peace we can actually begin the TR exploit you see by going over to our planet and sectors we can release the Chad spawn of 5,000 and we're bam we can create a vassel now when it comes to actually designing this vassel very simply we need to enable integration and allow the construction of one holding when it comes to resources we genuinely don't care so we're bam just like that we're going to create our first little vassel the Chad spawner 5000 now the reason we want to have vassels is because in our vassels we're able to construct Holdings these Holdings can be pretty good and generally designed for you to better exploit your little minions however as a special little hive mind we're able to build the Splinter Hive this creates something quite wonderful as it adds two pop assembly to our Capital planet now remember we are currently getting almost four pop assembly so by building this building here we're going to be getting an extra 50% construction speed of population that's pretty good and here we go we finally built the Splinter Hive now if we go over to our Capital we're able to then see the we get this little modifier the Splinter hiive symbiotic link that grants us plus two pop assembly meaning we can now build at plus 6.
65 population per month which is pretty darn good now the year is 2256 and we've begun massively colonizing even more and more planets thanks to terraforming alongside that we've also discovered the very spooky devouring swarm to our right and the evil raiding Marauders in the center both of whom will try and kill us at some point in the near future however our Focus Fus on population growth is getting better and better if we take a look at Earth we are growing at 9. 52 a month however we can make this better you see I've started spamming out industrial districts in my capital and the reasoning is very simple I'm allowed to reform my national government and include something very cheeky the permutation pools this gives us the ability to build mutagenic permutation pools which provide us with a percentage modifier to population construction based on the amount of industri zones we have so quite simply we hop back into our capital and swap out one of our research districts with the mutogenic permutation pool which at this moment in time will'll be offering us a plus 16% population assembly speed that is really really good but we can actually go even further you see we can modify our vassel agreement here and say hey friend I would like more Holdings in your territories they of course going to say yes due to the relative power difference between the two of us and as soon as they agree to that deal we can then begin the construction of even more glorious bonuses so we'll hop on over to the planet of caronia here and build ourself another Splinter Hive this is going to give us plus six organic pop assembly in our Capital this is absolutely incredible the only other major thing that we're researching at this point in time are orbital habitats now in a normal game of Stellaris habitats can be pretty cool however for us they are going to be ridiculously broken because we can put a whole bunch of independent habitats on these terrible tiny systems here and release all of them as independent vassals once we've done that we can then construct our Splinter hives and directly translate each vassel into organic pop growth anyway our permutation pool is about to be constructed that's taking our pop growth from 9. 5 all the way to 10.