People Doing Stupid Things - Part 3

so you might not understand quantum physics you might not grasp the complex intricacies of political history and maybe you don't know how to use an Oxford comma but none of that matters because coming up I've got some of the most terminally stupid people in the world whose unintelligent Antics are sure to make you feel a whole lot smarter from DIY disasters and culinary catastrophes to not so cunning criminals and cosmetic mishaps stay tuned because this is people doing stupid things part [Music] three there are many reasons why a person might turn to Crime though often

times it's due to a severe deficiency of brain cells thanks to this terminal stupidity criminals far and wide often find themselves in hilarious sticky situations case in point one burglar in Maryland attempted to do the Old Saint Nick by breaking in via the chimney his Grand Heist was thwarted when the fire brigade had to excavate the coal covered criminal from the chimney after he became thoroughly stuck dumb burglar zero Instant Karma one elsewhere in Liverpool England in 2023 another dimwitted delinquent otherwise known as Edmund Leica was wanted by police for possession and distribution of a

controlled substance as the cops raided his house Edmond had what seemed to him the genius idea to hide on the roof and sure this evaded one police officer though his roof rambling ways were no match for the police helicopter when it captured this hilarious mug shot as a result Edmund was ultimately jailed for 2 years and 4 months but the wonderful Captured Moment will last forever now everyone knows that rule number one of crime is to always cover Your Tracks it's like the first thing they teach you in Criminal criminal school still when this criminal

dumped tons of his trash in the countryside of Cambridge Shire in the UK he foolishly left some of his mail complete with his address amongst the junk with the litterbug easily located he was rightfully find a hefty 300 bucks but if that sounds a lot just consider that this next Airhead was responsible for damages worth $42,000 when she visited an art exhibition in Miami having come AC across one of Jeff Coon's iconic balloon dog sculptures made from porcelain the bemused woman audaciously prodded at the Priceless work to determine whether it was a real balloon or

not and considering that real balloons don't typically smash into Smither like this it's safe to say that the woman certainly got her answer now growing up my mom always said you break it you bought it though incredibly this bozo got away scott-free on the plus side this seems like the perfect opportunity for the Japanese art of kin sui aka the concept of repairing broken pottery by joining the pieces with a gold dusted lacquer to make the original thing more beautiful and unique than before sadly though no amount of gold can fix stupid just ask the

businessman who spent $240,000 on a solid gold shirt does that seem like a Savvy investment to you now let's move on to some folks whose dumb decisions got them into some very dirty situations indeed now allow me to paint you a picture back in 2017 Liam Smith brought home a date who for reasons that'll soon become clear will remain anonymous for the sake of Simplicity we'll call her Debbie as the pair chatted over a romantic bottle of wine Debbie excused herself to go powder her nose or in not so polite terms take a big old

now here's where things took an extrem dream turn the Smooth Criminal dropped a deuce but to her horror the toilet wouldn't flush panicked Debby quite literally took feal matters into her own hands as she hurled the turd through the window but this I'm afraid isn't even the half of it you see Liam's house is pretty unconventional in the sense that the bathroom window consists of two windows with a big gap in between meaning that when Debbie yeed her back door brownie it got stuck down in the gap between the two windows now I'd just like

to clarify that this was a first date so you can't imagine Liam shock when his date returned from the little girl's room bearing the news that her Captain's Log was trapped between his bathroom Windows nevertheless Liam ventured forth into the bathroom and upon seeing how deeply wedge to the smelly Intruder had gotten he suggested They smash the window to retrieve it ever having done amateur gymnastics Debbie assured him that she could shimmy her way down and retrieve her droppings only in doing so she became too stuck and after a lot of struggling eventually had to

be hoisted out by firemen this was fun we should do this again sometime said neither of them now while Debbie was bold enough to drop her logs on a first date Irish teen Cara Clark was extremely shy of even farting in front of her boyfriend of 2 years so much so she foolishly bottled up her butt burps to the point of giving herself appendicitis which can sometimes be triggered by longlasting bodily blockages of this kind having suffered the painful consequences of her stupidity Cara has now vowed to always let it rip which is not exactly

great news for those around her now as a Taco Bell con seur I can assure you that I've clogged a fair few toilets in my time now typically typically I'll whip out my trusty plunger but the Texas woman Gracie Henderson wasn't fortunate enough to have one on hand when she needed one so as any Texan would she used her bare hand to try unblocking the toilet Home Alone Gracie intended her turd twiddling to be brief and confidential but having forgotten to take off her watch her hand became stuck a prisoner to the toilet gross Gracie

was left no option but to call in the fire brigade though when they had to remove the whole system and escort Gracie and her toilet into the yard in order to free her uh things only became all the more humiliating still I guess the toilet's unclogged now right and for that matter while we're still on the riveting topic of bogged up poop shoots using a compressed air cannon isn't an advisable toilet unclogging instrument either as I'm sure you'll agree after seeing this next to [Music] clip I mean I think it worked perhaps a little too

well though the use of a flimsy towel as a poop guard is inadvisable but as the old saying goes play stupid games Win stupid prizes moving on to something a little less filthy these days makeup and cosmetics are a great way for people to express themselves though when in the wrong hands stupid people's hands that is Cosmetics can quickly become disastrous not least hazardous take for example tick tocker muok who wanted to incorporate vampire fangs into a makeup look but actually stuck them to her teeth with nail glue okay okay okay um oh my God

panicking upon realizing they wouldn't come off because you know she used freaking glue she posted a follow-up video explaining how she doesn't even have dental or health insurance it seemed like she would be forever stuck with these comical Kines however just a few hours later after chowing down on some cereal the teeth miraculously fell out now she may have gotten lucky this time but it's only a matter of time before she does something ill-advised that's actually permanent like I don't know getting a face tattoo oh wait never mind speaking of which mirror mirror on the

wall who has the worst face tattoo of them all well that I'm afraid goes to this next woman who made the fatal error of having her boyfriend's name tattooed on her forehead after they broke up up she was now ready to cover up the Tad and put her ex Derek in the past once and for all having presumably learned her lesson about relationship tattoos well not so much demonstrating her extraordinary levels of stupidity she made the inconceivable choice to cover up her ex's name with her new love Timothy and should her new relationship fail well

she's left with two options either get it covered up again or only date Timothy's the only redeeming factor of the tattoo if any at all is that it's at least spelled correctly the same unfortunately cannot be said for this next one after going in for a tattoo of the word Scorpio as in her zodiac sign tick tocker Kaa McAn was left with an embarrassing typo as the tattoo actually read score I pyo now you might be quick to assume that this was a blunder of some PE brained tattoo artist however I wouldn't be so sure

after all numerous times on her Tik Tok prior to the tattoo Kaa misspelt Scorpio as scorpo uh seems likely to me that it was in fact she who misspelled the word when requesting it to the tattoo artist still that is neither confirmed nor denied either way according to Loveton know.com Scorpios are the unluckiest zodiac sign due to being ruled by Pluto a representation of tragedy and a tragedy this certainly is now something that rarely goes well is a self-d done haircut it's always best to go to a professional but if you're still not convinced then

just use this next clip as a cautionary tale courtesy of tick tocker Emily weev the video shows her attempting to give herself bangs though what ensued might only be described as the mother of all bad Hair [Music] Days safe to assume Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys wasn't the look Emily had in mind the that unfortunately was the consequence of her stupidity air fails are a plentiful crop of the internet and Elsewhere on Tik Tok user roony also attempted to cut herself some bangs with somehow even less success than the previous clip check it [Music]

out [Music] yikes I didn't invest in a hat or a paper bag if I were her not only did she gather too few strands of hair but she was pulling her curly hair tot and didn't compensate for the loss of length when it bounced back into place it REM reminds me of Courtney Cox's bangs from Scream but impressively worse moving on one of the saddest things about growing up is that they don't make toys for adults uh well you know what I mean still some adults have foolishly tried their luck at squeezing themselves into child-sized

toys only to wind up stuck take for example this girl who got jammed in this playground equipment it's unclear why or how she exactly got there though it looks like aie Osborne is doing a really great job at rescuing her I'm stuck I'm stuck similarly this guy also tried his luck in the same kind of playground grown-up trap would you believe it to the same effect these things are like mouse traps but for idiots likewise one girl had to be rescued by the fire brigade after attempting to slam dunk herself through a basketball hoop seems

like she forgot the Nets get narrower towards the bottom hey two points regardless our journey of ill-fitting Tom Foolery doesn't stop there in fact two brainless women's dumb decisions led to them being caught up in a Macy's children's grocery cart terminally sandwiched in there they're now left to wander the Earth like Siamese crabs pathetically scuttling their legs to propel their wheels sadly though this fatal condition affects dumb people all around the world as can be seen here when this drunken Rascal from Yorkshire England also stumbled his way into a child's car I know how to

do it I know how to do it right you grab me from behind is no you I reckon if they pull it from one second one second can you get your arm i' help but I can't stop arm gra arms it for Jesus Christ and this kids is why you should never drink and drive truth be told though we all do stupid things when we've had a few shirle temples though I must say despite my many many drunken disasters this next one beats them all back in 2022 Lindsay Clark and Pals were enjoying a boozy

bottomless brunch in North Shields England when one of their jackets fell behind the booth it was then that Lindsay made the fatal error of attempting to retrieve the jacket and this is what [Applause] ensued [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] talk about Bottoms Up right it's Times Like These you really are grateful for phone camera that said I certainly wasn't grateful for phone cameras at last year's work Christmas party yikes let's not pull on that thread moving on though it takes a special kind of stupid to lock yourself in a dog crate by uh accident unbelievably

this genuinely happened to a California couple Stephanie Ferrari and her husband Jared the pair were filming a video for Stephanie's Tik Tok account where she shares dog training tips but as you'll soon see what was captured on their home security cameras certainly isn't a dog care technique you should aim to repeat good boy good boy wait I get out I'm not recording okay K I know I know I'm sorry bud oh my God why didn't we think of that all I can say is that if two people are both dumb enough to hop inside dog

crates that don't open from the inside then they're clearly made for each other but well while Stephanie and her husband weren't exactly fans of being in the doghouse one Japanese man's life goal is to in fact become a dog himself so much so he spent a staggering $144,000 on a hyperrealistic dog suit which he now strolls around the park in and while at a glance he may look like a real dog I can't help but feel like spending that obscene amount of money to be able to crawl around the park trying to convince folks your

dog is all a little creepy onto the culinary world now and cooking granted isn't for everyone that said there are some num skulls out there who can't even cook the simplest of dishes for example frozen pizza you take it out of the box and put it in the oven what could be simpler one guy even screwed that up after cooking his pizza on a plastic chopping board why well his little Noggin thought that this would be an effective way to catch any cheese that melts off might I suggest oh I don't know a pizza tray

in a similar catastrophic food fail one family opted for a more exotic evening meal when they decided to cook eels however clearly not having the culinary prowess to boot they failed to realize that eels must be unived before cooking safe to say they well and truly cooked up a storm yikes I mean does the 5-second rule apply when your food is still alive or uh anyway if eel isn't wetting your appetite and I wouldn't blame you then how about a nice big pot of yogurt oh wait no I mean paint yep when Alex Stein visited

her 90-year-old Granddad Bobby she discovered that he had consumed half a liter of paint having mistaken it for y yogurt I mean I think after one spoonful I might have realized I was eating paint never mind half a liter but hey that's just me even so Alex confirmed that her Granddad was actually completely fine despite having fluorescent mint green lips all in all a tasty meal and a stylish look now Coke and Mentos is perhaps one of the oldest party tricks in the book trust me I've been pranked enough times to know even still one

online adult willingly popped some Mentos into a bottle of coke and attempted to drink it the reasoning behind this Choice remains something of a mystery though I can tell you it went about as well as you can imagine right here we going to open how many supposed to put in there I don't know so we going to put two in there how about there oh de all right here we go you ready for this here okay we're got to put three okay um I don't know what to do here that's some serious that's the face

of a man who hopefully just learned a valuable lesson as Mentos react with Coke carbon dioxide molecules attach to the candies and Bubbles form in huge quantities which float up rapidly to blast their way into the face of anyone dumb enough to stand in their way a very practical science lesson indeed boy we've seen some pretty stupid people so far huh but do you know it's even stupider if you're not already subscribed to be amazed now I'm a forgiving man so I'll give you a moment to fix that and while you're at it why not

like and comment too hey cool now let's get back to more mind blowingly dumb people when it comes to the ladies trust me I know what I'm doing slow and steady so slow in fact that the dates never happen at all genius right see the last thing you want to do is Rush in like Alysa Thomas and Terrence green did or as I call them Dumb and Dumber the pair met on a popular dating app hinge and fell madly in love only problem being Alyssa lived in Canada and Terren in Michigan their cyber romance blossomed

for a few weeks and eventually Isa visited Terren in Michigan now it was around this time that Terren made the stupid and strange decision to tattoo Alyssa's name on his neck you know the girl he'd just met but for Terrence that didn't matter as he knew Alysa was the one so much so that in fact within a matter of weeks he had moved his entire life to Canada and while I'd like to tell you that they lived happily ever after after just 13 days terissa AK a Terren and Alyssa were no more they broke up

after Terrence found himself unable to get along with Alyssa's friends but hey at least Terrence has Alysa tattooed on his neck so he can remember her forever and ever and ever and ever but move on we must and here we have yet another Michigan resident demonstrating a remarkable degree of stupidity when he decided to charge at a wasp's nest with a hockey stick he shoots he scores though what the video doesn't show you is the part where an angry swarm of wasps chase after him yep according to Stacy Huntley the man's fiance who captured the

moment she had to stop recording as they fled into the house to escape the vengeful wasps sadly all we got a peek at was the initial butt sting before the footage cut off but the sense of impending doom off camera is still pretty hilarious from one dur brain to another this next guy was attempting to knock down huge icicles suspended from his roof but uh for reasons you'll see it seems he didn't quite think it through properly let mean for what it's worth that roof looked like it was hanging on by a bread stick so

it was only a matter of time still I don't think the guy's intention was to decapitate it so for that he has certainly earned his place here in my stupid people encyclopedia these days it can be difficult to be Street Smart though here are the basics that everyone knows don't walk alone in sketchy parts of town after dark don't run aggressively towards large intimidating gangs and certain certainly don't buy a dog from a mysterious stranger in the middle of the night still one Airhead from Kenya did just that though the decision as you can imagine

proved regrettable when it turned out the dog wasn't a German Shepherd puppy as he'd been led to believe but a literal hyena he only realized his mistake later the next day when his new pet began acting dangerously and the police in turn confiscated the animal and after what the hyenas did to scar I don't think I'd want one as a pet either speaking of individuals reaching the end of the road visiting the cemetery isn't exactly anyone's idea of fun though put yourself in Sylvia ross' shoes and imagine being told that the grave of your late

father that you've been visiting for the past 43 years is actually the grave of a complete stranger called Frederick Brown this reality came to light after an internal investigation of records at the cemetery in Northeast England discovered that the grave had been labeled with the wrong person's plaque for all those years yep thanks to some outrageous incompetency this gravestone mixup meant Sylvia and her family had been paying their respects in completely the wrong place for decades on the bright side I bet the ghost of the fellow who's actually buried there has been feeling a lot

of love all this time moving on we all face technical difficulties at some point or another though one group of people who are a especially allergic to technology is old people that said their lack of technological fluency can make for some great entertainment case in point when Twitter user Chris Arnold's dad attempted online shopping for reading glasses he ironically misread the quantity and wound up with 60 pairs of glasses with a blunder like that perhaps he did need all those glasses after all in another oap computer faux PA this Italian priest endearingly attempted to live

stream a mass during lockdown though as you'll soon see there were shall we say a few wardrobe malfunctions I mean it was a valiant effort even if space a headgear and fedoras activated via accidental video filter usage aren't part of the traditional regalia nevertheless being divinely in touch with God and technology is a lot to ask of one person in a similar webcam catastrophe one individual's work from home regime or lack thereof was fully exposed to their entire team after making the rookie error of sharing the webcam feed instead of just the audio besides the

FBI watching ing your every move this is why you should always tape over your webcam if you tuned into the previous episode of this series you might recall a little segment I introduced called DIY news a newscast dedicated to the DIY fails carried out by the dim Wits of our world well back by popular demand here's episode 2 of DIY news welcome back to DIY news in today's headline local idiotville teen Parker panel and his girlfriend became Shipwrecked after a failed DIY date using an inflatable pool blankets snacks and a Macbook the pair attempted to

create a floating Cinema and while it may have worked in Parker's home pool it didn't do so well in the ocean here's footage from the scene oh my God Parker oh my God oh my God crazy oh my God oh my God fortunately both Parker and his girlfriend are fine though their laptop remains in intensive care at the Apple Genius Bar my tech support team are also now advising me to state that as ingenious as combining Water and Electric El it might seem like in the case of these guys running an outlet extension cable into

a pool it might not be the smartest Choice due to the risk of something experts are referring to as zappy zappy ouchy ouchy more on this as it develops breaking news I am just being made aware of an ongoing incident outside a local store we're now live at the scene and it appears that a local man has painted himself into a corner landlocked by wet paint eyewitness is claim he has been stranded there since this morning authorities have cordoned off the scene to prevent any further casualties and a rescue squad has been deployed though First

Responders claim nothing can be done while the paint remains wet we will leave a correspondent at the scene to watch as the paint dries updates to follow now is your home one of the many an idiots Ville affected by completely ineffective toilet Outlet disorder well new evidence shows that similar to switches Outlets must be fitted to walls and connected to the main electrical source and not toilet seats in order to actually be effective this will undoubtedly prove lifechanging for idiotville residents who for years up to now have been stumped by this more heads scratching Home

Improvement moments now as shared online by idiotville residents first up we have one DIY who attempted to fit their own baseboard evidently not having the Carpenters touch they conjured up a jangle likee configuration of off-cut wood I mean if you squint it kind of looks less Dreadful coming in next one DIY was confused as to why his door wouldn't close it soon became apparent that he had fitted the door handles the wrong way happens to the best of us but speaking of disastrous DIY doors check out this makeshift car door lock made from a chain

and padlock a perfect example of if it works It Works paint job be damned moving on another DIY was so hard at work that he unwittingly got his ladder Tangled Up in the wood he was assembling just so many questions perhaps next time he could use the same method as these two stooges perfectly safe right and finally take a look at this picture captured in an idiotville public restroom what's more concerning is that I would assume this was done by a professional one whom clearly interpreted the term public restroom quite literally at this level of

exposure what's the point of even bothering with doors either way that ladies and gents is all from me and the team here at DIY news good night so that brings our journey through this stupid verse to an end let me know down in the comments what's the stupidest thing you've ever done and hey you might even feature in the next episode for now be amazed over and out [Music]