English Conversation 16 | Everyday English | Funny English

john wake up i thought i heard a sound did you bring the cat in the house last night no i didn't i told you i put the cat outside did you put the dog out too yes i did honey i didn't sleep very much last night i'm very tired did we lock all the doors yes we did they were all locked before i came upstairs to bed maybe the wind blew a window open maybe it did i will go and check good idea good luck good night police department how can i help you hello a thief broke into my house did he take anything yes he did he took my jewelry did he steal anything else yes he did he stole many things did you see the thief yes i did i saw him as he jumped out the window what did he look like he looked tall and older oh what did you say your name and address was oh sorry i didn't tell you my name it's kathy baker my address is 777 waterford street look at my house he took so many things did your husband see the thief no he didn't he slept the whole time he didn't wake up were these here when you went to bed no they weren't i didn't put them there he ate cookies and drank a glass of milk too but it's a good thing he did why because he gave us a great set of fingerprints sorry i ring your doorbell did you hear me no i didn't i was in the back of the house i came to tell you that one of your neighbors saw the thief well that's great did you catch him we're not sure but we did bring a man to the jail my wife kathy just got home from shopping she can go with you to see if that's the man cathy cathy i hope we caught the correct man where did you find him we found him near your neighborhood on elm street did he tell you that he was the thief no he did not but when you see him you can tell us if he is the thief or not yes that's him did you find our things yes we did we found them under his very house moment for me he's allergic to everything don't worry about it did you go to work today no i didn't i had the day off did you cut the grass and water the plants no i didn't it rained too much today did you wash the dishes no i didn't i thought you wanted to do that you were wrong go wash the dishes now i only wanted to be a good husband timmy did you finish your homework uh no i didn't i i just started it a few minutes ago what it's after midnight did you set your alarm clock for tomorrow morning uh no i i didn't tomorrow i want to sleep late you didn't do your homework you didn't set your alarm clock what's wrong with you timmy did you forget that tomorrow's a holiday oh yes i did i forgot sorry timmy oh hi honey you finished work early today yeah my secretary helped me a lot well i'm sure you were very busy no i wasn't very busy my secretary was much busier than i was i hope she wasn't too busy she typed all the letters phoned all the clients and she completed all of the reports and what about you i'm sure you worked at something no mostly i just watched my secretary work all day john where were you it's so late i'm sorry i missed the bus i cooked all your favorite foods for dinner and i waited for two hours i know i'm sorry i walked from my office all the way here i was so worried about you i tried to call here but nobody answered the phone oh sorry i was in the shower hi tom hi susan come in was there a lot of traffic no there wasn't but it started to rain about 10 minutes ago well i'm happy you're here i fixed lots of delicious food we're happy you invited us for dinner my pleasure but i burned the chicken i smelled it when we walked in tom don't complain it was very nice of her to invite us for dinner hey i remember you we were in the same school no we weren't i didn't go to school here no i meant in japan my parents sent me there when i was young i'm sorry i forgot how long did you stay in japan oh about 10 years after i finished school there i taught english wow that's great every time i spoke english to the japanese people they didn't understand me did you come back to america after you finished school yes i did i came back here as soon as i graduated down great game you played really well today thanks i'm surprised i scored that many points were you on the tennis team at your university no i wasn't i wanted to play but i was too busy with my studies well you moved really fast on the court today you weren't so bad yourself okay bye congratulations tom i hear you opened your own business was it difficult yes it was i saved my money for five years and invested it all it looks like you succeeded i always believed you could do it that's so nice of you to say hey i hear you move to this part of town yes and the last time we talked i asked you for a job are you still interested i sure am well welcome to the company mark why were you so quiet in the meeting i wasn't in a very good mood this morning why what happened the bank called me this morning and told me they blocked my credit card what were you deep in debt with them no i wasn't the manager said they accidentally billed me twice for the same month was he impolite to you no he wasn't he was very nice but they corrected the problem right yes finally they blamed it on a computer error hurry up all of the other passengers have boarded the plane already i can't find the tickets or i think maybe i packed them in the blue suitcase you mean the suitcase that we checked in at the counter i'm sure they weren't in that one wait a minute were they in this carry-on yes they were i hope you still have them here they are they were pushed down to the bottom great come on let's go dill i loved the cookies you baked thanks i wasn't sure if anybody liked them what do you mean they were delicious i added extra chocolate chips everybody liked them were they difficult to make no they weren't it was an old recipe from my grandmother hey what was wrong with bill yesterday he acted so strangely all day oh his boss was angry at him why a customer contacted bill's boss and complained about bill really was it about something important no it wasn't important was the problem cleared up yes it was bill apologized and the customer calmed down what happened to you i crashed my car into a tree oh were you hurt badly no i wasn't was it your fault no it wasn't there was a problem with the tires on my car well i hope you claimed it with your insurance company yes i did they accepted all of the responsibility ow did i tell you what i did yesterday no you didn't what'd you do yesterday i had lunch at a new restaurant how was it i never found out what do you mean you never found out well i ordered my food and then and then i remembered i forgot my money no way so what'd you do i told the waitress to cancel my order was she angry not at all in fact she offered to buy me lunch that's nice you accepted her offer no i felt embarrassed so i left honey i want you to go to the supermarket and get some things what right now yes now write it down so you don't forget anything okay what do you want get a couple of carrots some tomatoes and a kill of potatoes fine is there anything else you want yes get a quarter kilo of cheese okay i'll get those things for you do you have any money yes here you are oh before i forget do we have any milk yeah there's a little bit in the fridge okay you may go now um excuse me where can i find the tomatoes oh they're over there oh thanks by the way i also need carrots green beans peas and an onion they're all next to the tomatoes thanks hello is there anything i can do for you yes i need a carrot an onion and a tomato here you are anything else yes i also need a cucumber and a head of lettuce i'll get this so what else do we need we need a kingdom of green beans two kilos of peas several onions and many chilies i know where we can get the peas beans and onions but i'm not sure about the chilis that's okay i'll get the chilies later how many chilies do you need exactly uh about 20 to 30. wow that's going to be hot no i'm not going to use them all what can i get you today i need some milk how much milk do you need um i need about two liters anything else yes i also want a half kilo of cheese okay anything else yes i also need a carton of yogurt and a kilo of strawberry ice cream i'll get those for you hello mr bradberry what will it be today hi neal um let's see i need a loaf of french bread and a slice of pizza to go do you need anything else um my wife wants some roast beef and some cheese we have many different kinds of cheese what kind of cheese does she want uh she likes swiss cheese fine how much do you want a lot she said get about four kilograms no problem does she want anything else a kilo of coleslaw a half kilo of potato salad and a third kilo of macaroni salad wait a minute i'll get those for you i'm going to the supermarket to get some fruit for our picnic what should i get well let's see get some apples some oranges pears and bananas okay i'll do that anything else um yeah you might want to get a watermelon or some cantaloupes if they have any do we need some grapes yeah that's an excellent idea please get some grapes maybe about a kilo see you soon bye bye let's make some seafood soup do we have any clams or shrimp clams or shrimp no we don't have any we used it for seafood pizza yesterday oh that's right what about lobster or fish do we have any how much do you need well let's see i need about one kilo of lobster and two kilos of snapper oh we don't have any lobster or snapper let's have a barbecue instead nope we don't have any steaks what about hot dogs sure we have lots of hot dogs oh good i love hot dogs hey this is cool now we can order food from the supermarket over the internet really wow let's try this what do you want how about a loaf of bread okay do we have any milk or cheese here no we don't have any okay i'll order a liter of milk and half kilo of cheese i also want a container of coleslaw okay let's see press enter to send alright wow that was fast what can i get for you today george um i would like some fruit i'm making a fruit salad what kind of fruit would you like uh can you give me a kilo of grapes and two kilos of oranges sure can i get you anything else we have some apples on sale today no i don't want any apples thank you i think this will be all for today okay could i have some carrots and green beans please sure how much of each a half a kilo of each okay do you want any peas um no thanks we have onions they're on sale for half price hmm that sounds good i'll take a kilo of onions there you are have a great day how much is that oh 512. let's call it five dollars thanks how are you i'm fine what's on sale today today we have men's pants on sale for only 24.

99 wow that's a great bargain are these them yes do you have anything in a smaller size this is too big yeah we have some here right and do you have anything more casual than these i'm sure we do let me go check in the back okay may i help you sir yes i was wondering do you have any long sleeve shirts yes we do right here how much does this cost it's 14. 99 what about this one it's a smaller size the bigger ones and the smaller ones are the same price what about these pants how much are they they're 33. 50 what about these darker ones they are cheaper they're on sale this week at only 24.

99 we also have suits for sale this week what's the price of this dress it's 42. 50 do you have any that are more colorful take a look at these but they are more expensive they're 55. that's not too much more expensive i like this one do you have something a little less formal how about this one yes that is lovely i'll try this do you want anything from the shop yes toothpaste get me some old gate toothpaste but old gate is more expensive than oral c how much more it's 50 cents more than oral see how much is herby white it's a dollar 45.

that's cheaper than oral c oral c is heavier than herby white okay just get some toothpaste whatever kind you like up to you hey look at these shirts they are on sale yeah what are they going for uh let's see oh yeah 19.