All the Funniest Scenes from Kung Fu Panda 1 2 3 🐼🥊

Only there were no radishes. Just a very hungry baby panda. There was no note.

Of course, you could have eaten it. I waited for someone to come looking for you, but no one did. I brought you inside.

Fed you. Gave you a bath. And fed you again.

And again. And tried to put some pants on you. And then I made a decision that would change my life forever.

To make my soup without radishes. And to raise you as my own son. Xiao Po, my little panda.

And from that moment on, both my soup and my life have been that much sweeter. And, little Po, that's the end of the story. Look at me.

No, don't look at me. Let me in! Citizens of the Valley of Peace, it is my great honour to present to you, Tigress!

Viper! Crane! Monkey!

Mantis! The Furious Five! Yeah, the Furious Five!

Warriors, prepare! Wait. No.

Oh, peeky-hole. - Ready for battle! - Yeah.

The Thousand Tongues of Fire. Look at that. Hey!

Get out of the way! And finally, Master Tigress! Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet.

I know! Master Tigress! Face Iron Ox and his Blades of Death.

I sense the Drgon Warrior is among us. Citizens of the Valley of Peace, Master Oogway will now choose the Drgon Warrior! Oh, no!

No, no, wait! Yeah. Po!

What are you doing? What does it look like I'm doing? Stop!

I'm going to see the Drgon Warrior! But I don't understand. You finally had the noodle dream!

I lied. I don't dream about noodles, Dad. I love kung fu!

Come on, son. Let's get back to work. Okay.

Come back! What's going on? Where.

. . What are you pointing.

. . Okay.

Sorry. I just wanted to see who the Drgon Warrior was. How interesting.

Master, are you pointing at me? - Him. - Who?

- You. - Me? The universe has brought us the Drgon Warrior!

- What? - What? - What?

- What? Stop, wait! Who told you to.

. . Master Oogway, wait.

That flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem. You were about to point at Tigress and that thing fell in front of her! That was just an accident!

There are no accidents. The Wuxi Finger Hold. Not the Wuxi Finger Hold!

Oh, you know this hold? Developed by Master Wuxi in the Third Dynasty. Yes.

Then you know what happens when I flex my pinky. - No, no! - You know the hardest part of this?

The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards. Okay, okay, take it easy. Now listen closely, panda.

Oogway may have picked you, but when I'm through with you, I promise you, you're going to wish he hadn't! Are we clear? Yeah, we're clear.

We're so clear. Good. I can't wait to get started.

- Let's begin. - Wait, wait, wait. What?

- Now? - Yes, now. Unless the great Oogway was wrong and you are not the Drgon Warrior.

Oh, okay, well. . .

I don't know if I can do all of those moves. Well, if we don't try, we'll never know, will we? Yeah, it's just, maybe we can find something more suited to my level.

What level is that? Well, I'm not a master, but let's just start at zero. Level zero.

No. There is no such thing as level zero. - Maybe I can start with that.

- That? We use that for training children and propping the door open when it's hot. But if you insist.

. . The Furious Five!

You're so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis. You're about the same.

Go ahead, panda. Show us what you can do. Are they gonna watch, or should I wait till they get back to work or something?

Hit it. Okay, yeah. I mean, I just ate.

So I'm still digesting. So my kung fu might not be as good as later on. Just hit it.

All right. What you got? You got nothing, ‘cause I got it right here.

You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. I'm coming at you with crazy feet.

What you gonna do about crazy feet? Come on. I'm a blur.

You've never seen bear style. You've only seen praying mantis. Or monkey style.

Or I could come at you snickety-snake. Would you hit it! All right.

All right. Why don't you try again? A little harder.

How's that? That hurts. This will be easier than I thought.

I'm feeling a little nauseous! Those are hard! My tenders.

How did I do? There is now a level zero. Who's eating my dumplings?

And who's paying for them? ALL: 101! 102!

(CROWD GASPING) (ALL CHEERING) LI: 103! (LAUGHING) (MUFFLED) Yeah! Is that a new record?

Who are you? I am Li Shan. What?

I'm Li Shan. I'm looking for my son. (ALL GASPING) (GASPING) (GASPS) You lost your son?

Yes. Many years ago. I lost my father.

I'm very sorry. Thank you. Well, good luck to you.

You, too. I hope you find your son. And I hope you find your father.

(ALL GROANING) Son? (GASPS) Oh, my gosh, it is you! (GASPING) Well, don't just stand there.

Give your old man a hug! (ALL CHEERING) I can't believe you're alive! (CHEERING CONTINUES) Oh, I thought I lost you forever, Little Lotus.

Uh. . .

Okay. Uh, this is very embarrassing, but I think you've got me confused with a panda named Lotus. My name is Po.

Oh, right, you wouldn't know. Oh. Okay.

See, Little Lotus was the name you were given at birth. Really? Really!

(LAUGHS) I can't believe it! After all these years, you're really here? This is amazing!

Oh, Dad! Come! Say hi to, um.

. . (CHUCKLES) I don't know what I'm supposed to call you.

I'm pretty sure he said his name is Li. You. Come here.

Oh. . .

(GROANS) Thank you, thank you for taking such good care of my son. Your son? Now, hold on just a minute.

How do we know this stranger is even related to you? Look at that. (BOTH LAUGHING) Our bellies could be brothers!

That is so cool. Hey, son, let me teach you how to belly gong. All right.

Belly gong. PO: They jiggle the same! (LI LAUGHING) LI: It's like looking in a fat mirror.

I can't believe we're taking a picture together. (LI LAUGHING) LI: Huh? Hello.

I couldn't help but. . .

Yeah, OK. Anyway, where was I? - Where's Po?

- How can we lose a guy that big? OK. Guys!

Guys? - Hey, Po. - What?

Sorry. So that was stealth mode, huh? To be honest, not one of my stronger modes.

. . .

gold in there, come on! This rice is raw! You stole all my metal pots for Lord Shen!

Either you cook my rice, or I cook you! - My apologies, but. .

. - Po, do something. How am I supposed to help her cook rice without getting caught?

- Wait, I have a better idea. - . .

. two. .

. . .

. one. - Hey.

- Hey. We're here to liberate the city and bring Shen to justice. - You will need help.

- Thank you, brave sheep, but it's too dangerous. I can't let you. Oh, no, not me.

It's not safe to speak here. Right. I'm talking about Masters Ox and Croc.

They're in Gongmen Jail on Black Drgon Alley. What? They're still alive?

They must be in that jail gathering intelligence, hatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the weapon! OK, let's go! - Thanks, sheep.

- Hey! Stop that costume! - Hold it right there!

- Get them! - Get them! - Sorry!

Take that! - Keep going! - Faster!

Hey, stop! - Look out! Watch it!

- Sorry! Surround him. Now!

Gotchal What? Where'd he go? - Spread out!

Search everywhere! - What about over there? - Is "there" a part of "everywhere"?

- I. . .

l guess. Then search there! They must be close.

I wonder what this does. I should pull it. (GASPING) I think I just peed a little.

Anything else we should try in here, son? Hmm? (LI CHUCKLES) Charge!

(LAUGHING) Faster, faster, faster! (LI GRUNTING) Thumb war! Reinforcements!

Ooh. Ooh. (LAUGHS) No fair.

No fair. (BOTH LAUGHING) Yeah! This is so much fu.

. . (YELLING) LI: Here we go!

Go, go, go! PO: Awesome! Faster, faster, faster.

(VOMITING) There, there. I'm fine, I'm fine. (VOMITING) There you go.

Dolphin-Style Attack! (IMITATING DOLPHIN) You got me. Dolphin-Style Retreat!

(IMITATING DOLPHIN) Go long, son! Whoa! I wasn't ready!

(LAUGHING) Coming back at you. I got it. I'm going high!

There you go. Come on, throw it! (GRUNTS) (LAUGHING) I'm coming for you.

Bring it on, Master Rhino. Here I come! (LAUGHING) Oh!

LI: I'm gonna get you. I am gonna get you! I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you!

Psst. Psst. Psst I'm gonna get you.

Who's got you? Who's gonna get you? Who's gonna get you?

Yeah. Who's gonna get you? (WHISTLING) (BLOWS RASPBERRY) Master Rhino.

(LAUGHING) What? What's wrong? (LI CLEARS THROAT) You!

You're mine! I'll tell you what's gonna be yours! My fist in your plush, cuddly, super-soft face!

Get him! - Get me out of here! - Yes, sir!

Stop him! Faster! Yeah!

Go, go! - Lose him! - Yes, sir!

- Viper! - Hang on! - What?

- Watch out! Uncool! Very uncool!

Try this! Guys, guys, guys! Maybe something smaller!

No, no! Oh, no, no. Cute bunnies, off the face.

Excuse me! OK, pardon me! Fire!

We've lost them. Again! Again!

Crane, catch! Gotchal Guys, guys, guys, guys, give me a shovel Mantis, now! Is that all you got?

It feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud! Well, this cloud is about to bring the thunder! Your turn!

Why. . .

are. . .

there. . .

SO. . .

many. . .

signs? ! Come here!

Alaka-squasho! Yes! Taste the defeat!

Let me tell you something. Next time you mess with a panda, you better bring a whole a. .

. Guess nobody told you, if you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs. I've hit you twice.

What are you going to do now? We surrender! (ALL CHEERING) PO: What the.

. . Pandas don't walk.

We roll! Have you ever seen anyone look so ridiculous? (LAUGHS) Po, what are you doing?

Po! (GRUNTING) (CHUCKLES) (GROANING) Ohh! Ow!

(GRUNTS) You're right, that is better than walking. (ALL LAUGHING) ALL: Mmm! Yeah, that's the good stuff.

PANDA: Have some dumplings. What kind of panda doesn't know how to roll? Well, I'm kind of new at this whole "being a panda" thing.

Hey, what kind of panda are you? You have a funny neck. I'm not a panda at all.

What's that? What's that? My hat.

My beak. What's that? My wing.

What's that? My dumplings. No more questions!

Go away, kid. Here, son. I packed your chopsticks.

Thanks, Dad. ALL: Wow. GRANDMA PANDA: Oh, my.

What? What are those for? These?

These are chopsticks. They're for picking up dumplings. You mean you only eat one at a time?

Yummy. Yeah, yummy. (GASPS) I knew I wasn't eating up to my potential!

Po? Po? How many times do I have to Kill the same stinking panda?

Shen! A panda stands between you and your destiny. What?

Prepare yourself for a hot serving of justice. Your reign of terror comes to an end. - What?

- And now, free the Five! Disc of Destruction! OK.

Take aim! Oh, you wanna spare me? How about you spare me the chit-chat?

All right? Let's do this. I'm going to take your chi, then the chi of every panda in the.

. . Oh!

Chit-chat! In this. .

. Chitty-chitty chat-chat. In.

. . Chat, chat, chat.

In the. . .

Chit-chat! Oh, you pudgy little. .

. (GROWLS) Round them all up. (GASPS) Oh, no.

It's true. You guys have all been turned green! Except for you, Mantis.

You were already green. Now? Wait for the signal.

(YELLS) Here we go! (SNORTS) Dumpling Squad! Ready?

Go time! Belly! Gong!

BOTH: Whoo! Seriously? Yeah!

Whoo! We did it! Whoo-hoo!

Sorry, Crane. (CLUCKS) (LAUGHS) (GRUNTS) (YELPS) Spring Roll Squad! Time for some takeout!

(ALL GRUNTING) (CLUCKS) (ALL CHEERING) PO: Yoo-hoo! Over here, Mr Jombie! (LAUGHING) I don't know who you are, either.

Noodle Squad! Get ready to dance with danger! (YELLS) Oh, sweet!

(EXCLAIMING IN DISBELIEF) Stripy Baby! (GASPS) Oh. Whee!

(GRUNTING) (GIGGLING) Do it. You're mean! BAO: Fire!

(GROWLING) BAO: Fire in the hole! Oh! Yes!

All right, kids! You got it, guys! Oh, no!

Master Shifu! I can't hit Shifu! I can!

And so can I. BOTH: Double-Dad Defense! Left, Dad!

Right, Dad! Thanks, Dad! Back at you, Dad.

We've got this, son! (LAUGHS) Go, Dads! LI: Yeah!

Yeah! (LAUGHS) We got them now. (SNORTS) Stop.

Stop! Enough! Get out.

. . (LAUGHING) (GASPS) Let's finish this.

BOTH: That's our boy! (GRUNTS) Sorry, buddy. Gotta send you back to the Spirit Realm.

Skadoosh!