Joe Rogan Experience #2090 - Bobby Lee

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day is there a theme song or what happens no just it's going I made it I'm here and it's just like what a blessing no just let me let me finish this what a blessing over the years people on the internet were like why don't you do Rogan I was like I don't even know how and I'm here now and I just feel so present and I feel mindful it is going to be a great one anyway

thanks for having here you too man yeah we talked about doing it [ __ ] a thousand times thousand times yeah and it never happened people thought they like we had a problem with each other or something no we know in fact here's the deal Joe okay Bobby not only do we not have a problem with each other right right you've been a very really big asset to me over the years on the phone like when I'm in trouble you call and you're so helpful and you've got me through a lot of like difficult situations

I love you so we're the opposite of trouble we're in a like family yes that's how I feel yeah but you know people but I just didn't know how to do it well I always said anytime you want to do it you would like okay and that would be like there no number I don't know who who do I call you called me oh I didn't know who to call this whole thing is literally booked on my phone oh it is yeah well now I know I have a guy um shout out to my man

Matt who I uh contct when I want someone to get like if I want to reach out like to Cat Williams or something like that like reach out to this guy try to get him on and that's it and then it get it all gets booked on my phone wow well now I know and knowing's half the battle you know what they said gi. Joe just said that what yeah yeah yeah it's that way it's like the whole thing it's cuz like I go to Tom's have you been to Tom's oh yeah it's like they

have a real uction staff there's all these people running around with clipboards and it's like I went to Bert's house the other day he had eight people behind computers yeah just typing a w what the [ __ ] they're doing emailing what social media going crazy promoting Arena shows everyone's going nuts me no I don't want that in my life why would you don't need it I don't want it you have white guy yeah just some average white guy not no offense but you're not you know with all due respect Jamie does take the place

of like at least two regular people if not three he's great D how many people I don't know you tell me I say at least two maybe three it might jimie might take the place of three people wow what do you got there what are those these are pouches they're called Copenhagen oh okay I got these little Rogues I like these is it is it Tobacco it's just nicotine it's the pouch those are tobacco these are tobacco spit yeah and and when when I get blisters I stop okay but it burns through your cheek money

was telling me that it made his gums recede yeah chewing yeah but then when you take a break they grow back it's like oh it's like a plant your gums like a little plant yeah yeah you're trimming it yeah trim yeah yeah yeah like a bonsai so when it yeah like a bonsai you get better gums that way yeah but I quit smoking two years ago so it's like you know that was tough was it cigarettes yeah well I did I quit drugs and um cigarettes well you went clean you were clean for a long

time 17 years and then what was the first thing you did well I relapsed twice so after the 17 years my dad died and you know he you know I he died and then my mom goes selfie so I took a selfie with my mom and the family and my dad was dead and I decided that was so weird that I took a gummy I brought one just in case how many milligrams at the time it was like 10 milligrams okay but then I had other stuff in my mom's house you know what I mean

and I took the rest and then I I I relapsed for like four months then I got sober again and then when um things got crazy in my life I did it again mhm what did you go with again did you go with just weed weed and drinking and um it's fine at first like I remember like taking edible going to Hawaii cuz I was shooting Magnum PI or something and it's fun for like a couple of months but then I just I overdo it m and it's like 24 hours a day and I'm drinking

24 hours a day and then like people are like Andrew you know Santino was concerned like one time he knocked on my hotel room and I walked on I poo all over my body whoa yeah and I was in a blackout drunk and he goes you had poo all over your body that's a good friend yeah yeah did he clean you up yeah he cleaned me up you know what I mean he's like the best he's the best well he was mad you know he gets mad of course you're covered in [ __ ] [

__ ] bastard you know I mean you're covered in [ __ ] you didn't abandon you like I would have I don't think you would have I probably wouldn't you would have cleaned it but you would have said clean up and then 10 minutes I'll have chucked you into the tub yeah like a cold plunge yeah hose you down so it got bad and then what happened was um um Bob sacket died and then Louie died and for some reason I was drinking and doing and also when I was I was coughing up blood oh

I had these chunks chunks of curdled blood oh right like a ball and I I had convinced myself that I had [ __ ] cancer oh and I and I always I go comes in threee not that I'm that big like those guys but in my mind it's like I'm next oh [ __ ] and I couldn't sleep I couldn't eat was [ __ ] terrible oh [ __ ] but then I got sober and things are fine what was the blood did you ever find out then I got an X-O done and it's like

it's fine I just when I I smoke so much weed and cigarettes at the same time oh my God made your lungs bleed that's so crazy TR of blood would come out oh my God that's I remember I would cough into it like a um like a towel or something and I would send it to my ex Kila just the photo or the actual okay okay photo yeah and I'd be like I'm I have cancer cuz if you send her the whole thing that's like bio terorism oh really I don't think so no I mean

if you thought you had like some crazy disease like e oh my god did you see these ladies in in Denver today they took a live Ebola vaccine there's not even Ebola cases here it's only like it's in Africa right but this doctor was encouraging people to take this Ebola vaccine just in case Ebola hits why does everybody want to freak me out I know why does this lady want to freak me out by taking this thing like who knows what the [ __ ] is going to happen to you now and why does everybody

want to freak me out at the [ __ ] possibility of some new disease coming along and killing everybody but aba's old school it's a scary Hot Zone it liquefies your organs right Denver Health medical team receives Ebola vaccine the team became some of the first people to receive the live Eola vaccine for preventative measures in case of a future outbreak the first people oh my God wait a minute is it a new is the Eola vaccine new did they not have a vaccine before and now they do I don't I don't know what the

[ __ ] people but back in the day when they had it they just bomb a village right or that's a good question what did they what did they do I don't know what they did I don't think it's that easy to spread I think Eola has to be spread by bodily fluids if airor right yeah yeah but they can fix that get that lab Chinese guys a little bit of this a little bit of that and look now it flies through the air oh man if if it was like Co like that easy we're

[ __ ] but that's that's what scares the [ __ ] out of me man they keep talking about it these [ __ ] creeps at the world economic Forum they all get together and take talk about preparation for disease X they're calling it virus X or disease X they're scaring the [ __ ] out of me but do you think it's I me cuz I don't know can I just ask you something I don't know you know me I don't know much about nothing right but do you believe that it was like uh man-made

well it was definitely man-made okay yeah I wouldn't say definitely because I'm not really an expert yeah but every expert that I have talked to that examined the virus itself the the cleavage sites the way it it skipped all like animal forms like you can't find that virus out in the wild and then all a sudden it made a leap to person it apparently has all of the ear marks of being engineered wow this is but this is something that they do this is not like science fiction like so when we say that it's not

like we're just making up some story about some lab where they're making viruses no no they [ __ ] 100% absolutely do it and they lied about funding it that was the big thing with fouchy and the ni they lied about funding gain of function research and Rand Paul grilled them you could watch it on YouTube and then they lied about whether or not they F this first of all was happening whether or not they were doing gain of function research and whether or not they funded it it's they funded it through another organization so

they funded another organization another organization funds thean lab and there's a bunch of labs that's not the only lab there's a [ __ ] ton of them I visited one with Duncan we went down to uh one in Galveston Texas it's [ __ ] terrifying and I don't know if they're doing gain of function research there but I know they have some of the most deadly viruses and diseases known to man all with these crazy ventilation tubes and everyone's walking around these hmat suits and [ __ ] and they let Duncan and I there why

oh and by the way we hadn't slept so Duncan and I this is when we were doing Joe Rogan questions everything for sci-fi Duncan and I we uh flew together so we had to fly together to go to Texas and both of us got barbecued I mean we took like like 500 Mig Edibles and totally missed our flight in the airport we were just talking for like hours like oh my God what time is it like that bad and they're like this flight's gone the flight's gone like oh no so the next flight we had

to take place was like 5: in the morning and it got us there right before we're supposed to film so we literally stayed up all night flew in I think we got a hotel for 1 hour I think we actually got a hotel for 1 hour yeah and then we flew uh woke up in the morning and I mean just got up got in the car rather and just went straight to this lab so we're Delirious we're still probably high and we're in this crazy biolab where they have Ebola they have everything they if you

name it they've got it everything that kills everybody and it's it's all like these big thick plexiglass walls like oh my God it was freaking me out wow and me and dunk were both like oh my god dude are you in a suit too are you in a suit no no no no no we only went into like the administrative offices we did they did not let us onto the floor we didn't go anywhere near any diseases they just let us through the but the doctor scared the [ __ ] out of me because what

he was saying to me is he cuz our our spe our piece was all on bioweapons and one of the things that I in interviewed this guy who was formerly from the Soviet Union I believe it's sovet it might have been Ukraine I think it was Soviet Union and uh when he left he was saying that they at one point in time had literal Vats of Anthrax just like like a a giant [ __ ] swimming pool filled with Anthrax he said they had so much of it they had so the like bioweapons were a

big part of the strategy like if everything goes [ __ ] if we just decide to start killing each other if we decid to start nuking each other that was one of the things they were going to do did they use Anthrax and Nom I don't believe so what's agent orange the same thing no no agent orange is a def defoliation it's uh agent orange they would spray on the plants so they could find the people in the jungle is is is it Orange it's a good question like if I saw it right that's a

good question why Orange right yellow I don't know what it looks like there was another word for it right what was the other word for Agent Orange what's there's like a technical term cuz if they use it in Vietnam they should just call it agent Yellow no cut cut that cut that out I've always said that like Asian people take jokes better than anybody you know why why all emojis yellow no one complains it's true they don't complain yeah yellow thumbs up yellow smiley face guy yellow girl everyone's yellow ask people get mad at me

because I I allow Comics to do Asian Accents in front of me and I laugh at it because I think it's funny but then people think that I'm like a you know um you know like an uncle Chang you know what I mean right right right right no listen first of all those people are all your friends and Friends mock each other all the time my my friends mock me for being short they mock me for being bald they mock me for being old it's fun it's fun if they mock me from being see the

thing is mocking me for being Italian it doesn't work like no one cares it's not a bad one that's why you can call Italians guies and nobody gives a [ __ ] they they'll call each other guins you can call them guins no one cares because people don't really hate Italians yeah they find them annoying like little gold chain ones [ __ ] Gaba those guys they some of them are a little but that's also part of the flavor of that culture it's fun you know but with but Asian hate is a different kind of

hate because Asian hate like legitimately people will walk up to Asian people and punch them after Co I've you've it's [ __ ] wild wild just I mean that's just strict racist hate walking right up to someone and punching them just old man old men old ladies yeah it's wild and you don't even they don't even know what kind of Asian is it could be some for the Philippines it could be someone from China they have no [ __ ] idea they're just just hitting people it was [ __ ] terrible yeah terrifying that shit's

real yeah but when it comes to like comedy like back in the day like you're backstage with a bunch of comics we say all kinds of [ __ ] up [ __ ] we try to make each other laugh and it's hard to make us laugh or shock yeah or shock yeah well shock to make you laugh the shocking thing is just so you what the [ __ ] is wrong with you how many times are we in the green room and Joey Diaz will say something like what the [ __ ] is wrong with

you we're on the ground laughing yeah but that's what he's trying to do he's not a bad person he's trying to make you laugh and then we do it you know publicly around you know on podcast and stuff and people just get [ __ ] crazy you well you know what it's like it's it's like being around any person that's used to a certain thing like if you've ever been around soldiers like especially like like special operator guys like Navy SEAL type dudes they they got a couple of drinks in them they start talking War

Stories holy [ __ ] they're funny the they're funny stories about people getting blown up like they have funny stories about it and you guess what you can't bring that up at the [ __ ] PTA meeting you know you you going where you going to you have to be around like-minded people that understand those kind of experiences to be able to talk about them cops some of the cops I know have the most [ __ ] up senses of humor they've seen so much they need a release valve man they need [ __ ]

something to let out all the gunshot victims and all the deaths and Highway act all the things they see man they see so much yeah and also these port cities back in the day right you'd have different races and stuff and they didn't speak the language and the way they would connect is make fun of each other and people's accents and it was a it was a you bonded that way but that was the nicest thing they could do to each other back then those poort cities were just filled with violence yeah probably yeah violence

it's all gangs in New York yeah that's what it was like man that's real that's when people came here from other countries like uh my ancestors came here or my grandparents came here in the 1920s wow they came from Italy and uh on my father's side they came from Ireland one one from irel he was from Ireland the mother's from Italy they're all immigrants everybody was an immigrant those people that came to that place they all were so wild they were willing to get on a boat with their kids and travel across the ocean you

didn't know if you had a job you didn't know what it looked like you had to look at a drawing of it yeah yeah I mean you had to somebody had to tell you you had to get a letter from Uncle Pete yeah that you know I made it to America I got a job in the shipyard it's great I'm making you know 50 bucks a month and then they're like oh 50 bucks a month and then they get in their boat with their babies yeah those those were wild people a lot like the Chinese

right back in there they had three options I could do laundry right Dynamite detail railroad right Opium Den Restaurant oh restaurant I'm Opium Den yeah back in the day yeah you yeah you right i' laid them down on a nice like you know I mean felt mattress you have cool lighting you have great lighting yeah yeah ride the dragon I would stick it in their mouth light it for them yeah and then touch their head as they're going under right like right right w wow yeah like in that movie Once Upon a Time in America

yeah where daero was like [ __ ] up on uh o obiit but um everybody got [ __ ] up on it once you did it yeah they get [ __ ] up that's what's wild about social media social media is addictive and it doesn't even feel good opium at least you feel great you feel great look at all those dudes in opium den oh my God mine would look so much better than that I had Peter Burg on you know Peter Berg did that you know he's amazing he's done a million things he's that

guy's the [ __ ] but he did uh that Netflix series painkiller the one on the Sackler family didn't see it and holy [ __ ] dude I see okay I'll see the opor crisis but he said he told me that he tried it once he said I tried I tried oxycotton once recreationally he was like oh my god get this the [ __ ] away from me he goes it was great yeah it just makes you feel so good that's the problem that's the problem those goddamn things well when I was on Matt TV

and I re I relapsed cuz I had 13 years I got on Matt TV all I I got todi to the vicad in and I was taking 30 or 40 a day Jesus and when I got off of that [ __ ] dude right it was the worst detox I've ever [ __ ] felt and then I had to do a Connie Chung sketch on Mad two days into [ __ ] detoxing and I [ __ ] my pants on on camera and they didn't air it because you [ __ ] your pants yeah I

went good evening I'm play Connie Chong right right I'm shaking oh boy good evening I'm Connie as I said Connie I fed and I had stockings and then I had a wardrobe WIP it oh it was [ __ ] terrible it was [ __ ] terrible oh boy and I got sober then but it's like yeah I can OPI is the worst what other job can you do that and they're like just clean him up I know he good and McDonald's you're out you're out you're gone yeah yeah you know we tried to finish you're

working for Apple that's a WAP that's a wrap yeah yeah yeah yeah but even on stage you're in the Genius Bar you shake your pants that's it Bobby yeah no more even on stage like you can go to a guy and go [ __ ] you yeah like in comedy like you don't get fired for that it's [ __ ] amazing it's amazing if you did that at like Jamba Juice you're done right but the the the I remember you I remember you telling me a story how you had been up all night and you

you got back to Mad TV had to get there for something for some like was it a table read or what and you had a giant knife on you and you're super power and tweaking oh yeah you had a you said you were carrying like a Bowie knife yeah and sometimes a Kling on one of those CL got love Star Trek yeah so I had a Klingon knife when the curve P was it it was like this long I still have it by my bed right that was stick it right here right and an open

Hawaiian shirt and I I was breaking out and they yeah that's what it looks like that's what it looked like yeah pretty dope yeah that is actually pretty dope that's what Klingons would carry out and then they would uh is that crazy they have spaces ships so they still need knives it seems so like you a better well first of all they didn't even have the [ __ ] internet it's the dumbest show ever and they had walkie talkies they hadn't even figured out phones yet I never thought of that Kirk out click you'd have

to hang out right you think they would have like a nothing yeah something yeah but yet they could beam you up they literally take your body and Rec it's still a good show it's a great show it's a it's still a good SciFi show I love Star Trek next Generation no first one the real one old one I'm sorry I Sor I'll back up I'm sorry you're wrong I'm not wrong yeah yeah yeah can I just say something I can't be wrong for liking something I understand that I think that you're misinformed how so because

and and do me a favor season five no all right can I right now I know but can I just just open your heart it's open okay may I say what I'm going to say right may I yes please all right season 5 okay second to the last episode okay episodes called Inner Light I'm not going to watch it I I'm not asking you to but I'm ask I'm not asking you to but I'm I'm not but I'm asking your fans okay watch to check it out yell at me it that episode is the greatest

piece of sci-fi ever filmed and Adam eot hated Star Trek I forced him to watch this episode he watched every episode after that really yeah okay I'll watch it's a great episode okay I will watch it now I changed my mind I will watch it see your heart was open it looks interesting It looks interesting cuz he's walking around okay see what he's got to say maybe he's on like a Vision Quest no the concept is great okay yeah yeah yeah I believe you okay good thank you I like the old one just for nostalgic

purposes because I'm old and because when I was a kid that was on television I remember watching Star Trek Captain Kirk like oh my God he's the coolest yeah was the best you know and and it was also it's so corny like if you watch it today it's gone to this point where it becomes funny it's parody there's a there's a scene where Captain Kirk has a fight with a like a lizard man on a on a planet yeah I remember remember it's the dumbest fight scene ever it's right up there with the S $6

Million Man versus Bigfoot that's the dumbest one this one but this one's pretty dumb look how handsome he was so handsome first of all this lizard is so goddamn slow I would [ __ ] this lizard up I would [ __ ] look at I would [ __ ] him up dude I would [ __ ] look how slow is bro I would [ __ ] him up I would be leg kicking him right now w w i' take them knees out oh that what a shitty body kick wow he fight he fights like Brendan

shab a little bit but all he did is throw him Brenan shab was a good fighter sh your mou he knocked out merco C I'm kidding I'm kidding I'm kidding I love him so look at this he's right next to you and he's not even biting you this this is the biggest [ __ ] lizard of all time he's not even biting yeah he's not biting the neck is right there he's got a giant mouth full with teeth easily he could bite there's no restraint keeping him from biting yeah oh that a Captain Kirk he

he hit him with the ears now he's oh he hurt him with the ears so what does he do he runs away like a [ __ ] now he's going to throw rocks at him yeah you got to hit him in the ear bro get close the guy's slow as [ __ ] look at him this is so dumb this is so dumb this is so dumb it hurts my feelings but but imagine shooting that that day it's so hot that guy in the lizard suit oh my God God oh he's sweating his dick off

yeah he's having it rough cuz that's probably Burbank or somewhere those Stone like that totally looks like it could be California doesn't it yeah they they must have shot it oh he's going to pick up the rock look how fake that rock looks watch she going to throw that rock all you have to do is just get out of the way now don't stand there wait for get out of the [ __ ] way bro oh Jesus Christ what how casual did he get out of the way cuz he knew it wasn't a real rock

yeah it reminds when remember that guy threw the shoe at Bush This is Picture Perfect terrible acting yeah picture perfect terrible choreography everything about it is hilarious does it end that was it yeah he doesn't kill him he ran away no he ran away yeah yeah yeah how dumb throw Boulders at him you get that I love that show yeah it reminds me of old Godzillas you remember when uh Captain Kirk hooked up with that green lady it was a big deal would you have yeah so I would have [ __ ] the Avatar Le

so if you and I had a like us the Avatar ladies that lady's hot on Pandora I don't know it looks blue the one I gives a [ __ ] the one that he eventually winds up with she's hot but you know how like the creatures connect with the Tails or whatever then they communicate yeah does that come out of the vagina too I don't know I don't think they have a oh I think you just link up like that come in your mind you come oh yeah I'd love to come in my mind who

knows how the babies even there I can't you know can I ask they don't have I mean they they have things over their dicks so they must have dicks right they all had loin cloths yeah but I'm 52 Joe and I I can't I can't I can't come you can't come I come every other time every other time that's good but you know I like I like edging but how much are you [ __ ] are you trying to [ __ ] every day or jerk off every day maybe you're running out of jizz maybe

you just have a small Factory you know and you're just demanding too much alcoh no my factory is pretty big dude your balls are big for my size yeah yeah but like for normal humans when you hit 52 like how often are you coming every other day that's reasonable that's reasonable but when I'm in the sack with a woman psychologically I can't do it so do you just fake it I I pull on her no I make it I dim the lights yeah and I do it back I go back you go back so there's

yeah so I go ah and I go back the back to the wall good move in the dark oh and act it out a good actor right Epsy right right and I go straight to the bathroom like I'm washing it who so they can't see the come that's a good move thank you it's a good move you want to be deceptive yeah yeah I guess that's a not a terrible thing to deceive people about whether or not you come yeah I mean but I girls are all guilty of it yeah but I don't want them

to feel bad like they're not hot it has nothing to do with them I get it right I'm just being like a nice guy person yeah that's so sweet you I'm super sensitive but it's like cuz I was in a 10-year thing and now I'm like single so I'm just experimenting you know I get it yeah I get it you do yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's still fun though yeah you're having a good time Bobby yeah I am as long as you're enjoying life that's what you should be doing you should be enjoying life

you know Joe may may I say yes I am that's beautiful cuz when you weren't enjoying life it bothered me it bothered me because I love you and like you're such a nice guy and you get weirded out by so many different things what you you were just always paranoid that people didn't like you and you're you know you were always weirded out by stuff even me and you like we hadn't seen each other for 6 months like do you still like me I'm like I love you what are you talking about give me a

hug because we have history yeah but our history is all beautiful it's a beautiful history we have history of we've never been in an argument no we never yelled at each other no we've always had good times we've had a lot of laughs we have oh my God some laugh oh my God if we had laughs oh my God we've had we've had moments where I even recall that you probably don't even remember like one time you and I were at The Comedy Store we're in the patio and Eddie Griffin bumped us right and we

were talking [ __ ] so this must be early days early days back in the day 0 right 90s right and then I remember there was a black guy near us listening and he told Eddie Griffin that we were talking [ __ ] about him and he confronted us yeah I remember that and we were like [ __ ] off you know what I mean but it was like cuz you remember he used to do hours yeah well he would do three hours he would go on at 9:00 and your spot would be at 9:15

and he would do three hours it was him dice would do it sometimes menia would do it all oh my God oh my God yeah but it was the thing is it was the kind of the culture of The Comedy Store in Eddie's defense is that if you reached a certain level of Fame and at the time Eddie was definitely more famous than us and he was when I still to this day maintain that Eddie Griffin set on Death Jam was one of the best [ __ ] I don't know was it 10 minutes 15

minutes whatever he did it was one of the best sets I've ever seen he had shorts on remember and he has so much energy man I I remember w i I'm pretty sure I was in New York at the time when I watched it I was like God damn this [ __ ] dude is talented yeah I'm not questioning his skill set but it's a the culture thing this is what I was going to say there was a thing at the store when you reached a certain level of prominence you were allowed to just do

whatever the [ __ ] you wanted and people would show up and apparently Kennison used to do that and a lot of guys used to do that but do ours I get it man I don't I don't agree with it you wouldn't do it no but there's certain guys did certain guys that are really good did Chappelle did it there's a bunch of guys who did it it was a thing that you allowed to do there you know what I'm saying and it was like I don't I think we probably all should have talked about

it yeah and said hey this is kind of crazy but I still to this day went to Emily and I go give me a list right now of who the people that are allowed to bump me right right and she goes I'll get back to you right nobody should be allowed to bump you if someone wants to do a set if a like a famous person is in town they should ask you if it's okay yeah that's I feel I never bump anybody no I know but it's I don't I don't it's a also it's

a thing that was the comedy stores like Mark that you had made it to a certain level if you could show up and some guys would try to get it they would try to bump people and like you're nobody some people are crazy crazy delusional yeah they're like a YouTube person or someone who's on some show literally like someone who's on that some show that you've never heard of that was on like the WB or something like that what are you talking about yeah there's a few guys that like wanted to try that juice before

because it was that thing like when someone would show up whoever it was some Chris Rock would show up he would just go on stage that's it Chris Rock goes on stage he's on the list I have a list of people that are all yeah you're on the list okay you wouldn't do it but you're on it yeah I don't do it yeah Chris Rock's on the list Chappelle's on the list Bill bur on the list sense right but then there are people you know what I mean that aren't and they do it and it

drives me [ __ ] crazy well it's a weird thing it's like you're trying to appease the talent you don't you never know who's really going to make it big and you don't want to piss him off now I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that I know I always told people be nice to comedy club Owners because you don't want to be one that was my advice always to Comics CU they always get mad at Comic club Owners I go listen man you do not want to be one of these people and

we [ __ ] need them this is a crazy job you're dealing with Maniacs that may or may not take their flight might show up drunk might might get arrested Friday night after the first show like you don't like imagine you you're feeding your family based on these [ __ ] maniacs that come in every week I know I know I mean these people are regular people with I would go to comedy clubs and I I would look at go to the office and see the calendar and it always say it would always say Pablo

Francisco with a question mark oh yeah Pablo was a rough yeah yeah so it's like I get it yeah look Pablo is [ __ ] insanely talented he's so tal oh my God Pablo goes to the basement he gets in there he goes and looks around those dark Corners son you know I I I he goes out there he goes into the tunnel and I've I've you know I I just feel so sad about it but he could have been the biggest thing he should have been yeah he should have been that's how Talent he

should have been huge in the '90s oh my God Crusher destroyer and so fun to be around like a sweetheart of a guy like a just nobody hated Pablo sweetheart of a guy sweetheart every time people were around him you wanted to hug him yeah but he had a skill set on stage that was like a combination between Impressions and act outs and he had everything and funny jokes yeah funny jokes yeah he had all of it all of it together and just so likable such a great guy such a nice guy yeah yeah but

yeah it's I see that still to the I was really lucky that the thing that I was into was weed and that the thing I was into made me terrified it gave me it made me paranoid it was the opposite of Mak giving me courage it gave me no courage like marijuana marijuana was a courage killer like it made me feel like courage was foolish you're so vulnerable life is vulnerable you and and it made me appreciate people more like legitimately when you when you're do you perform when you're high sometimes all the time right

do you ever lose your place or no no that's what I found I take a lot of neut Tropics that's one of the keys can I have one yeah take take four of those that's alphab Brain Black Label that stuff is the [ __ ] I've always when I ever see a show on on your online I always want to try your little things that's a good one to try and this is you know I'm affiliated with this company obviously but this is not the only one that I try I'll tell people about some stuff

that I've have no affiliation with neurog gum is one of them we have we always keep neurog gum in the studio can I have a packet of neurog gum when I leave yeah we can have one right now yeah yeah give on the mic I'm not going to do it have plenty we should get some more we'll probably run and dry we we go through four or five [ __ ] boxes of that stuff you really neural gum really works oh yeah 100% oh wow it's got theanine in it and caffeine and a couple other

things and what it does is it enhances your memory it enhances your your brain's ability to form sentences and wow yeah well with Alpha Brain we did two double blind Placebo controlled studies at the Boston Center for memor memory and it showed increase in Alpha Flow State it showed uh increase in verbal memory increase in I think it was a reaction time but it does something and it and we did it at a dose that's half of what I take I take four I sometimes I take six I'm feeling keep the like if I'm talking

to a scien right away or no no no take a while if I'm talking to a scientist I I'll take a shitload of them I'll take six or like Lex Lex mhm yeah yeah I love that guy he's awesome he's awesome but I mean any scientist like any anytime I'm talking to someone who's like explaining to me some very complicated things about the universe yeah like I don't want any fogginess I want to be like locked in see that was one of my fears of doing your show is sign sence and the things that you

guys talk about I'm talking about science I know I'm just saying I I was like I don't know nothing about anything you don't have to okay no no no no no this is is I know film I know some film you you and my friend and we have had conversations thousands of times that's all this is just you and I having a conver do you remember when we first met remember we first met the strip club in San Diego you can I say can I say say something but can I just say something about it

yeah I think I might be wrong the way you're saying it maybe how so well I don't let's let's go but so okay I you were headlining La Hoya yes I was a door man yes right and I think Diaz was Diaz was there I believe so yeah I think he was there right I knew Diaz right so he goes hey let's go to the strip club with Joe and I I was like I was trying to be a host was this 95 yeah 95 96 okay right wow and I was a kid right I

was enamored by you you know what I mean not enamored but I was doubt it I wasn't even famous back then no but still you were a headliner I was an MC right right so then we go to the strip club okay right and it's deja vu okay okay okay and I wanted to go like I'm from San Diego I know the ropes I know the people I didn't okay of course I didn't that's not really what happened no but we sat there okay and then there were gang members there right right and then we

I don't know what the problem was but there was a problem between I'll tell you the problem okay okay there's one of the gang members was dating one of thep rppers okay and when he was over there talking to the stripper you went over and tried to get the stripper to give you a lap dance and when you did that I saw the look in his eyes and he had I'll never forget he had long straight black hair this Mexican dude with tattoos on his face in 95 only two two teardrops that's fine okay that's

only two people he killed okay and this is 95 okay and um you went over and I said Bobby what the [ __ ] are you doing what the [ __ ] are you doing I go did you take a look at that guy's eyes yeah I go Bobby these are like dangerous real people and you're like oh shut the [ __ ] up this nothing's going to happen they ain't going to do [ __ ] okay I'm out of here so I said I'm leaving you can either come with me or not and I

got up and left I saw where this was going they were getting up Bobby they were moving around they were thinking about coming over to you and I got us right out the door and you barely got in my car you barely got in my car in time you were Dailly Ding and someone had to yell at you and then we got you in the car and we took off I hey Bobby you were going to get a shot like for real you saved my life I don't know if I saved your life but I

definitely saved you an but but also if she's working there she's on the clock no just hear me out no you're if I'm at McDonald's right and some woman technically correct I'm technically correct technically you're correct ethically correct but she was over there talking to her gang member boyfriend and you went over asking for a lap dance and you you just like stormed your way into their conversation you were going to die can I just say something yes please I want to say something okay at the time I found this out later I thought the

teardrop men he was emotional or something I didn't know about death okay even if he didn't have Teardrops on his face yeah the look in that guy's eyes like the the whole group of them they were serious people I want to make assumptions about people okay do you have any self-preservation instincts whatsoever what do you mean did you have any self-preservation instincts were you suburbs we don't we don't know danger that way we had no homeless we had Surfers you should be just inherently like a child sees a dog's teeth and scared of him you

should see that guy growling and go okay this is real Joe I'm 52 now I've never had anything happen to me so I feel like my instincts right are on the on point you're also very likable people decide not to kill you I smile yeah so what what the [ __ ] dog I go yeah yeah that's a good move that's a good move that's a good move yeah yeah but that that was our introduction that's how we became friends okay it didn't [ __ ] up our relationship stay friends yeah know and like I

came to LA and then I think that would it grew what year did you come to La 97 or '98 like in that time period was it what a weird time at the store that was huh the Dark Ages it was weird but it was really good for us cuz you would go on stage in the O and it'd be half full and it was it was like a real good place to [ __ ] around and practice oh so the people that did it really did it because there was no like light at the

end of the tunnel not anymore I think the store goes through eras and it had gone through the Kennison era and when Kennison died I think there was a big drop off it was terrible at times d a Saturday night in the O they couldn't start the show without four people being in the audience and there would be sometimes no show yeah on a Saturday [ __ ] night yeah it was crazy it was crazy dude but then it came back it came back when the internet came around it came back in like in the

early 2000s yeah yeah it came back and we I reaped the rewards I'm so glad didn't quit yeah I'm so glad you didn't quit too yeah I saw saw dude I saw some C I saw one time at 2: in the morning I was working the door there yeah and I saw people in purple robes ooh go up into the belly room uh-oh with candles oh Jesus right so now how you know you can sneak up to the belly room through the Green Room those offices and stuff right were they supposed to be up there

yeah oh I'm not lying this the '90s yeah okay right I pee through they formed a circle and that candles up what no no no no no baby eating okay you I'd have to report that okay okay and they were doing seances The Comedy Store if any place is Haunted The Comedy Store is haunted they were trying to Seance Andy Kaufman's ghost oh and when I went back downstairs the people that went with the robes they came back down and they were in their regular clothes Lily Tomlin Bob zuda whoa I saw it with my

own eyes whoa it was [ __ ] crazy whoa yeah well why not you know yeah you get a little high someone come an idea yeah yeah why do we have to wear the robes because it' be fun and then you get the candles right right right it sounds like something me and dunca would do yeah nice robes probably too yeah ly Tom she's not going to wear some [ __ ] robe yeah yeah but have some respect speaking of Duncan when I got sober when I had that 17 years chunk and anyone out there

listening right I needed to get all my drugs out of my house so he was the only one I wanted to he's the only one that could do it so when I called him he came out of my house in 5 minutes he cleaned out my apartment in like 20 minutes and then he made me a fish dinner a and then he took all my drugs and went away but I wanted dunan if you're listening thank you for that Duncan's the man he's the best yeah we lived together once for a while he where in

my house for 6 months in California really yeah wow he got kicked out of his apartment he was or the house he was dating this lady and she got tired of him playing video games all day really and he he calls me he goes dude I don't know what to do I'm in a hotel she kicked me out I go come live with me yeah I got this big ass house yeah so Duncan lived with me for like six months and that was I had a sensory deprivation tank in the basement I I saw that

I your Duncan would go down in the basement trip trip balls and sort his life out was he messy no no dunan was a great roommate really he was awesome yeah did you have to kick him out or no no no no he eventually got back on his feet again right and you know we had a great time like he had have stayed there for years we had a wonderful time it was a lot of fun wow it's like Duncan's one of my best friends so like having one of my best friend in my house

and the house is big so it's not like we're on top of each other I could be way the [ __ ] the phone didn't even work in the whole house I'd have to transfer phones to go to other parts of the house it's a big ass house so if Duncan's over in that side I'm on over in this side like we're not even in each other's hair yeah didn't even bother each other so it was really cool man it was cool like having meals with them hanging out with them so for like six months

we were roommates and to think that he was not even a standup at one point he was a the talent coordinator well he was a standup he was trying to do stand up when he was the talent Court we became friends because I would call up and give my veils and then we would have crazy conversations like you know he was like did you see this thing with ROM dos and you and we would talk about like you foes Bigfoot and [ __ ] that's why when that Joe Rogan questions everything show that's why I

did it with him like he's the perfect guy to do this with and Ari too Ari did some of the episodes as well wow but like you know Duncan was always trying to do standup he was just you know he just unorthodox you know in his approach but then he got good like the [ __ ] doll oh my God little hobo is one of the best sets one of the best bits I've ever seen it was so good it's so good he did it the other night at the at the mother show oh did

he really yeah yeah it's incredible little he's got a new little hobo too somebody stole little hobo no yeah some piece of [ __ ] St little hobo was like an antique doll too right yeah so how what do you f I don't know I don't remember how someone stole it yeah but where do you get another little hobo oh you go on eBay oh you can get little hobos on oh yeah the new one he's got his creepy as [ __ ] oh really I want to I want to get a little hobo you

can get one yeah you can go online and get antique puppets they have them really yeah thousands of dollars puppet I don't know like there's there it is is that the new little hobo new little hobo oh my God he's cute he's [ __ ] creepy he lives here now right yeah dun Duncan lives here everyone's asking me to come you should come I know you're talking [ __ ] about moving to Austin but listen no I didn't yeah you did I watched the video no I didn't don't lie you did you did I've not

[ __ ] moved to Austin I don't leave my neighborhood I don't go to Compton I stay right here could I say something what you know what man no no you know you know what man no you know what man what listen you have to understand what you guys did what did we do you guys took half of the talent out yeah so I was just butt hurt we brought another bunch in too like Shane Gillis lives here I know I know he does doing great I know you guys are killing it I went to

the club last night come move here you're more than Paulie's thinking about it Paulie's here a lot I know Paul was just here think about it Theo's thinking about it yeah they all just worried that like people oh you move there suck on Rogan's nuts I would never suck your nuts I don't ask I wouldn't do it if you did it would be a problem yeah I'd be like why are you doing this I'd have to be asleep would you hurt me no if you okay we were camping if I woke up and you were

sucking my ass I wouldn't hurt you what I would yell at you hurt you yeah be like what the [ __ ] dude that felt good I was in the middle of a dream what if I was in the middle of a sex and you suck my be so mindful too that would be a real problem for the rest of my life like the hardest I ever came I would I was sleeping sex dream and Bobby Lee was sucking my nuts I don't know why he was doing it it was just for fun he didn't

know I've suck nuts before but like you know I get it yeah but um yeah I'm me and Santino will maybe think talk about it though listen man it's a great place to live it's a great place taxwise it's a great place traffic-wise it's a great place the most important thing is people wise the people here are so friendly Austin people are great people they're really nice they're nice they're not [ __ ] they're not Hollywood people they're not lost in this fake world of leftist ideology that everybody's trapped in they're just people they're just

regular people man and those people exist outside of these these blue bubbles where everyone's gone insane well I used to be a part of the blue bubble I I was 100% a left leaning person who lived in Los Angeles I was 100% I never voted Republican my whole life I was very left-leaning especially with like any social issues when it comes to financial things I'm a little bit more conservative but at the end of the day I'm way more left than I am right but California went nuts man it's gone like full communist it's out

of its [ __ ] mind and their approach to law enforcement is so insane it's so insane the no cash bail the letting people out for committing violent crimes the [ __ ] not stopping people for stealing up to whatever money it is what is it $900 now I think they raised it I think they made it a little higher San Francisco is non-existent San Francisco most of San Francisco is emptied out of like big chain stores and big department stores I I would't even do stand up there anymore it's crazy they ruined it they

ruined the city I mean you can bring it back the structure still there but youd have to have some hardcore Rudy Giuliani type [ __ ] to come in there and knock heads no wants that nobody wants that they're peace love and granola and [ __ ] wear a mask I'm in the middle now I'm in the middle I'm in I never I never thought I would ever say that never never it only happened this last year right exactly I just went I can't do it anymore you know I mean people that you thought were

aligned with you are like now now like mad at you about [ __ ] they're in a cult they're in a cult it's it's got all I mean Mark Andre who's a brilliant venture capitalist guy explained it to me in in in very clear terms like what the definition of a cult is how you can get excommunicated how you get shamed for having differing opinions the group think the whole he's like it's a cult and he's right he's 100% right yeah yeah it's just hard to say because then people in the cult will attack you

but they're not attacking you for a reasonable it's not logical like the way they're attacking you they're attacking like someone attacks religious beliefs yeah and some of these relig just believe so it get it gets into these weird gray areas like like trans people in women's bathrooms like says who says who how do you know that's a real trans person how do you not know that's a [ __ ] creep that don't wants to pull his dick out in front of kids cuz those are real yeah and if all you that guy was a convicted

uh sex offender yeah and he was doing that look those guys are real it doesn't mean trans people aren't real also but those guys are [ __ ] real and to even say those guys are real you get excommunicated you get treated like you're a Nazi I never even cared about it didn't care at all yeah I mean whatever you are I don't give a [ __ ] you know what I mean but it's like I can't do it anymore I think it's engineered I really do by who by China and by Russia oh no

Chinese yeah I think uh what they're doing by manipulating social media manipulating algorithms I think some of it is natural don't don't get me wrong I think some of it would have happened either way it happened during the 70s with the hippie movement there's always like there's always these people that are they want to live completely outside of the norm of Conformity of society and there's always people like that but what's going on now is very different and it's accentuated by social media and I think it's accentuated by algorithms naturally because people are inclined to

go towards things that upset them but also it's it's done purposely and I think it's done if you have enough stuff about like whatever the thing is whether it's black lives matter or whether it's Ukraine or whether it's pal free Palestine from The River To The Sea if you have enough of that online it moves the needle and the way I described it the other day it's like if two ships are going a certain direction this is a ship where people logically work through things and this is a ship that's adjusted by the algorithm affected

by the algorithm it just moves that much over time this is what we're seeing so over time you and I who used to be on the left are now like where's the left where are you guys you guys are so far away I can't even see you you're out of your mind you're you're you're [ __ ] chopping dicks off and and giving little kids hormone blockers you have no idea what the long-term consequences are you're ignoring the health risks you won't even talk about the health risks you you use things like gender affirming care

what are you saying what are you saying when you're talking about children why you just accepting this cuz it's it's a noble thing to blurt out so everybody goes you're on the right team that's what it is it's not like oh my God what are we doing to kids it's not like oh my God what are we doing to San Francisco it's not like oh my God why are we letting these violent criminals out of jail it's oh my God why we defunding the [ __ ] police what are you doing yeah you can't say

any of those things you say any of those things you're announcing yeah I you get nervous no okay I live here right this is Texas in Texas 99% of the people agree with me even the left leaning people here are way more reasonable even last night there's a joke that I tell that if I say it in a liberal City it dies you know I mean and it's it's a joke about you know I mean Down syndrome people making love and they make up their own moves right and they have they know traditional moves and

I did it last night it crushed both shows and I felt like oh this is you know what I mean what I've been I think maybe looking for well that club is specifically designed and nurtured just for what's funny that's it there is no message here unless you have a message and it's funny and it's in there you want to do it that's fine but what's valued is comedy just like if you go to a music show you don't want those in between the music speeches about climate change shut the [ __ ] up shut

the [ __ ] up and play the song entertain me we want to develop standup comedy like real standup comedy cuz I think it's a worthy art form I think it's very valuable to people in terms of enjoyment and in terms of mental health and in terms of society it's it's a it's an important part of society like the Lakota had a person in their tribe that was called the hyoka and hiyoko was the sacred clown and this is the person that made fun of everything because if you couldn't make fun of something it was

[ __ ] like if this is one guy you can't make fun of him well that's probably [ __ ] he probably has a an dis appro amount or an inappropriate amount of power a disproportionate amount of influence it's like probably some ego going on here too if you can't make fun of something because if you can make fun of something and it's not funny then you're not funny but if you can make fun of something and it's funny and people laugh and someone gets mad they're the problem yeah they're the problem and I want

to say something I never said this before I going to say it now right is I just for my personal life some of the bullying that I received was necessary for me to get to where I am now well you don't want it I don't want it no I didn't ever want it but I I wouldn't like go back in my past and change anything right I wouldn't either yeah yeah because I feel like everything like my dad was [ __ ] violent as [ __ ] dude like he would knock my mom's tooth out

she had a missing tooth right here you know what I mean and we witnessed all this trauma yeah right and he was like dude it was like he was [ __ ] terrible I've done EMDR on just him trauma therapy right and it's like and then you know I you know I was a little guy in in an American High School and people would bully me I lived in Minnesota they thought I was an Eskimo they thr ice chunks at my head crows would anyway my point is is that all those little things and even

in comedy it was hard being me this little guy you know what I mean doing it People You Comics would black Comics would sometimes come Asians aren't funny you know what I mean well there was always that knock on Asians let's be honest like Henry Cho was like the first guy that went mainam I love him he was the first guy that went mainstream I love him wasn't he yes Ronnie Chang's [ __ ] hilarious I love Ronnie that dude is so so funny he's so funny he's got so much attitude on stage Johnny Yun

was before him that's right Johnny Yun he's funny too yeah he's very funny there's but there was a knock you know but dude nobody thought that when you saw you on stage like you're you're a really funny guy you're very good very good comic thank you you're a very good comic yeah and also want to tell you the reason why I didn't want to do this now is because I'm doing a special and I want to promote it okay and I thought maybe I could only do it once every 5 years but then your people

said that I could do it when I you could do this anytime you want okay yeah yeah yeah yeah I feel I feel that now you have my number I'm going to call you I'm going to text you I'm going to I'm going to do it's it's going to be great listen I love you I'm this yeah I get it all right yeah yeah yeah I get it now I know now how it works yeah yeah yeah yeah but yeah I was like um I have to do one I have to do a special and

the reason should cuz it'll also force you to write more and [ __ ] around more but you need a place to do that and that's why you should move here well that's why I'm going there's so much stage time here dude that's why in March I talked to Adam I'm go I'm going to do shows here in the little room to do Bobby Lee new joke night let's go Bobby Lee let's go and then me and Adam are going to do a um Star Trek podcast oh boy yeah and at that point you're going

to watch the Inner Light that's a big ask a lot of ask it's 40 minutes you really think that's the best science fiction ever better than alien the first alien movie with sorny Weaver but you have to think though that it the you know because obviously the budget is an alien budget right so it's cheesy Television right but the concept you know what I mean was mind-blowing at the time when I saw that in my early 20s it blew my [ __ ] mind yeah okay yeah yeah and it's like I don't want to give

it away now you know what I mean maybe I could can I try to sell it to you real quick or no no why not I'm sure it's okay yeah all right I won't bet you're going to watch it I'll watch that one episode that you told me to watch thank you thank you thank you and then make fun of me about it I will yeah most certainly but you also that's not the best science fiction ever that's crazy if you Google if you Google the best television sci-fi episode The Interac is in the top

three you know it's a super underrated television Sci-Fi show what Battle Star Galactica the new version so good so good I've seen it twice already all the way through it's incredible it's a really good show like you think of it as a science fiction show but it's a really good like psychology show it's a like the way they had it set up it's [ __ ] terrifying I just got gooseb when you said it D it's so good and it's so appropriate to watch today and they kept jumping every hour because they're so scared oh

my God it was so good and also the combination of artificial people and real people oh my God it's really diff because that's something that we're going to have to to navigate they didn't have ai then they didn't have that aspect of it worked out you know there wasn't like a terrifying force that they were dealing with as well but the syons were awesome the the the robot murderers yeah oh my God and they also kept some of the old school syons there too but yeah but the new school ones were like you couldn't tell

yeah yeah yeah there was new school syons and old school syons that's a great [ __ ] show I can't believe I'll C and you know I love it what's it the pop pot face guy with is it oh the head guy yeah [ __ ] almost Ed James Edward James he's amazing yeah yeah so good in that D he's amazing it's a great [ __ ] show like great acting great stories great special effects it really flew on the radar I think it was on like FX or something like that Sci-fi channel sci-fi what

it was so like not enough people were on that channel but now you know that I saw it right I'm telling you the Inner Light Rivals it Rivals okay that's you'll watch it and go okay that's like the same kind of feel R Rivals is reasonable yeah what's your favorite sci-fi movie oh [ __ ] um in terms of like entertainment yeah what loved my favorite sci-fi um aliens is one of the original was good yeah because you know Harry Dean Stanton was great and oh my the cat here's what I loved about it the

cast was so believable oh yeah yeah and that was also the first time there was like a female action star that you didn't feel like they were shoehorning it in your face that she's female she was stuck in that role that's not the role she wanted you know she wasn't some like badass she was someone rising to the occasion becoming a badass in the face of this horrific thing that had killed everybody else on her spaceship spoiler alert 1979 yeah yeah they also felt like real truckers almost like you know the ship Liv lived in

right oily Oso yeah it was [ __ ] amazing it's a great it's a great movie movie but aliens too not as good not as good but still entertaining different kind of movie that was like the aliens were easy to kill all of a sudden and there was like a lot of them all right well they're Marines though yeah but it doesn't matter the the aliens were so the alien the first one was so clever and so fast and so sneaky and then all a sudden they're not all a sudden they're just [ __ ]

idiots they're just running at you like like the the British with the [ __ ] white cross on their chest Target Mark didn't make any sense like their characteristics were completely different they were the dumb aliens yeah and then the big one the big female the mama the the the queen that was fun she should have [ __ ] Sigourney Weaver up like that it didn't make any sense oh okay with that stupid you [ __ ] with the robot thing like your whole body's exposed poke now you're dead what are you talking about okay

okay then why is it moving so slow all the all the above it should have been she she has babies in her belly you ever see a pray mantis kill a hummingbird I don't watch stuff like that man you should watch that cuz the pray mantis is like the human or the earthlike equivalent of what one of those alien things are alien think an enormous praying mantis probably even more violent and more deadly and I just don't buy Sigourney Weaver with a stupid [ __ ] robot crane suiton kicking its ass does it make me

a [ __ ] when I watch planet Earth and I see a lion chase a gazelle or whatever and I fast forward no you just don't want to see the suffering I don't want to see it but does that make me weak though no no it's not weak you just don't want to experience it yeah I don't want to experience it you know what it is you've seen it before I've seen it happen you don't have to see a lion eating a [ __ ] gazelle guts first over and over and over again yeah or

hyenas the the hyenas ones are the the Wild dog ones those are the ruthless ones they're pulling the guts out while the thing is trying to stand up it's good it's good [ __ ] man at least the Lions kill you first lion the cats always kill you they don't just eat you cats grab you by the neck and they [ __ ] kill you wow but dogs wild dogs and hyenas and bears they just start eating you an alligator you have to do a twirl with them yeah you might not do a little dance

you might not die for an hour you might an alligator with a lot of different creatures oh really depends on what well alligators will take you underwater they'll drown you cuz they want to they want to stuff you under a log so you can rot so you're easier to consume what what animal could I think I I could survive you think a mouse maybe a m maybe no a really angry Mouse you'd probably you you'd probably run into a wall well with a bear maybe you don't think so a bear yeah but I would just

not freeze I don't think that works freezing doesn't work depends on why they're there all right if they're there to eat you no that's not going to work if they're there to scare you away from their children maybe maybe it but do you know what to do no there's know what to do there's not a lot to do cuz when you go to Hawaii and you swim with the shark they give you rules did you hear about that kid that was just in the Shark Tank was in the Bahamas you got bit they they they

had some Shark Tank experience and some kid got bit by a shark some kid I think from Maryland really yeah don't [ __ ] around man they don't know that it's a shark tank they just they're sharks they're sharks yeah and a bear is like to think you know what to do maybe maybe if you spray it with pepper spray to run away maybe maybe it won't maybe if you shoot it you'll stop in tracks or maybe you only have like a 9mm and you could Pump It full four five six holes and it still

tears you apart wow yeah you you if you're going to shoot it with a gun you want a large caliber rifle you want like a 300 wi mag you want something big something boom boom you want to put large holes in that gigantic monster Predator what have a sword no no you're [ __ ] going to knock okay one swing okay you won't even you'll [ __ ] bounce it off its nose and it'll just get mad at you yeah yeah you'll miss you'll Panic it's just hard the the speed that it moves that will

Astound all your senses you'll you'll panic because you'll realize you don't have the reaction time you you don't have the physical movement time capable of dealing with how fast it's coming at you you your body doesn't work good enough to do that you know I would go I would run toward it and just get it over with that might work I'll just run and I'll just jump right into the head maybe it depends on where it bites you the thing about those things is they don't necessarily kill they just hold down and eat they just

hold you down and start okay you know Grizzly Man that documentary saw yeah yeah wow that that video where the lens cap was on but they have an audio of him dying it's like it's so horrifying I know it's like 5 minutes long yeah five minutes of that thing eating him Alive 5 minutes is so long before you're dead yeah you got to think of how long it is that something just weighs a th000 lbs putting its paw on your chest and just pulling your guts out screaming eating you dick bombed for 5 minutes and

that seems like 20 minutes right imagine getting eating oh my God forever yeah oh my god do you bomb anymore bomb a Joo bomb yeah yeah we we also do bottom of the barrel you know bottom of the barrel is like one of those shows where the audience has suggestions and you reach into the barrel and pull out the suggestions and then you just riff I bombed on those shows oh really yeah you can sometimes the there's no suggestion sometimes it's like green sneakers oh my God so hard the [ __ ] am I going

to do with this yeah cuz sometimes people are trying to trip you up sometimes people have good suggestions some of them are actually like almost in the form of jokes like some of them are really funny wow yeah so they you you just randomly pull out top and the audience fills it out exactly wow and it's like sometimes it's an amazing premise Factory because sometimes CU you're on the spot like that every now and then an idea will pop into your head you're like oh [ __ ] that's a bit Yeah and then that bit

you get home and you listen to it you write it down like there's three or four bits that I've gotten that are actual bits now because of that show I I want to admit to something to you right now if I may I do I want to admit something to you right now if I may Okay the reason why I haven't done a special is because the fear of doing new [ __ ] yeah of course of course it's shameful I get yeah but this idea that you have of a Bobby Lee new joke night

I'm forcing myself to do it perfect perfect perfect because you know when you guys left the store and I don't want to make fun of I and I I love all the comics dude but it's like you know sometimes when the headliners like the guys with names leave town for the weekends you look some of the lineups there you know what I mean and so when I'm they're not as strong so when I'm in town I'm in the main room I have the prime spot it's packed I have this [ __ ] pressure to crush

of course you know because I just know that they're there to see me and I want to give them a good show well you could do sets other places too you know do sets other places go to the haha [ __ ] around at the ice house go to Flappers go [ __ ] around in other spots Flappers yeah I know you're saying that but it's like yeah go up there it's a it's a crowd they're hum you know [ __ ] bur [ __ ] around there oh wow yeah yeah bur likes to do

that he likes to go to the ice house and [ __ ] around there you got to kind of [ __ ] around you got to you got to like come up with ideas and and sit down like like last night I was I told myself I'm going to go to bed ear early uh I was in front of the computer at 10:00 and I was like I'll I'll stop at 12: and I'll go to bed but then I got an idea I C an idea and I wrote it out till like 3:30 in the

morning I was just writing wow and when I do that I'm like okay that was productive even though I'm tired and I woke up late today even though I'm tired I'm like but that was productive wow and if I can force myself to do that that three four times a week and sometimes dude I'll just sit in front of that [ __ ] computer and it's just nonsense it's just nonsense it's nothing it's embarrassing it's terrible there nothing to this I'm trying to work it out you know I'll [ __ ] take a little of

that go over it again H sometimes nothing sometimes I got nothing but when you write something though and you look at it right do you go okay this is like a 60% like do you do that it totally depends it depends sometimes it's like 100% some some bits like as I write them that's exactly how I perform them it's not not nor not normal but it happens yeah and then some bits are just seeds it's just a seed and I got to throw that [ __ ] on stage and see where it goes and sometimes

it doesn't go anywhere sometimes I think it's like Ron White was telling the story the other day about this joke that he had that he thought was really funny and he had planned I had it planned in my mind when it was going to be Applause break he goes he got [ __ ] nothing yeah yeah it happens yeah it does yeah but that's the beauty of creation because every now and then like I have I have this new bit that's killing and it's so exciting to get to it because it's like this is like

this bit is alive it's like it just it was just born it's just flexing you know it's fun yeah yeah yeah it's fun but it's it's also it's hard but you gota you know you got to pay Devotion to the Muse to sit down and and try to like let the ideas come to you if you don't have a moment where you're just sitting down and just letting the ideas come to you you're going to miss those ideas and some people say oh I only write on stage I only write with my friends that's great

you should do that too but there's nothing wrong with like sitting it's not going to hurt you to sit in front of a computer and go over your ideas and every now and then maybe every two times or every five times every 10 times you sit in front of that computer or that notebook something pops up that wouldn't have popped up without it yeah and you got to like suffer through the ones that suck that drudge of not being able to come up with anything my problem is I do I have these second addictions I

have like video games right in your front of the computer you start playing video games yeah and I'll just start playing Starfield or something and 16 hours later I'm on a planet and I'm making an outpost right and I feel guilt right or I'll play stardew Valley I'll create a farm yeah right and it's but it's a haunting thing like what the [ __ ] are you doing what the [ __ ] are you doing what the [ __ ] are you doing right you're wasting your time I'm wasting my time I know this but

for reason I can convince myself well here's the thing if you do the work first like say if you sit down you say I can only play computer games if I write a thousand words so when you get to a thousand on a Word document you look at the bottom it'll tell you how many words you've written and then you can stop that's what I'm going to do yeah just earn it earn it that way you'll actually enjoy it that way when you're playing the games it won't be in your head oh my God I

should be writing oh my God I should be doing something else and by by the way it doesn't have to be you write something funny you could just write something about something and then try to extract funny things out of it like you could just write a story about like how violent your dad was like that what you just told me which is horrific right yeah you if you wrote that out I guarantee you there's going to be a seed of something in there something it might even not even be about your dad being violent

it' be maybe it be about how you react to violence or maybe how you react to you know angry people I just want everybody to be nice you could find like a premise in there so just write an essay just write an essay and write an essay with no expectation of whether or not it's going to be funny yeah I used to do morning Pages you ever do that no just get up in the morning and write write when you wake up apparently when you just it just start writing that's supposed to be the best

time to write yeah well you don't have those like filters and stuff like this sucks just freely write it and then just pages of it couple maybe a couple you know what I mean and then later you look at it you know what I mean maybe I'll start doing that again I don't [ __ ] know that's how most writers do when they write they write in the morning and then they go for a walk a lot of them do and they listen to uh some of their notes and they'll they'll go over the idea

that they wrote down and they'll take voice notes while they're walking there's something about walking they say because it's like a very mild aerobic exercise so it stimulates your circulation it gets everything flowing you actually think a little bit better when you're walking oh okay it's real it's a it's you're not tired it's a mild thing so you're just out there walking and your heart is pumping and you're not sitting there sedentary just trying to think you're actually walking around okay I'll try hiking then yeah hiking is good hiking is good yeah hike after you

uh then you really have earned your video games right write and then hike and think think about what you're write and then you when you play you'll be playing for fun you'll be so from this day forth from this day forth I'm gonna wake up I'm make an announcement I'm going to wake up I'm going to write for an hour okay right hike and then I'm going to play video games I'm going to see you four months from now you're going to be cracked out with a cling on knife you went off the rails there

was too much pressure I was getting up every morning I was riding and I was hiking and it was just too much yeah no I my fish died I have to do it because now it's it's incredible like you know when I do shows with saguro or me and Andrew you know cuz I'm on a a podcast called bad friends it's a funny podcast thank you you guys are good together I want to talk to you about an episode that I saw about uh you you having to go to Israel was that on that or

was that somewhere else yeah was that what was that like tell me what happened God do you not want to talk about it I can do it because I I'm not saying anything that's like wrong it's just something that happened I get a call from Steve Burn okay and Steve goes you want to go to Israel how long ago is this 14 years ago maybe oh oh oh okay yeah okay 12 14 I don't know and I go why I don't want to do a show there and he goes no you know I got a

call and they're flying out a bunch of Comedians and actors and it's a free trip and I go why I don't know they just want to show us the country and their culture and you get nice hotels free meals and you get a tour of like are you not performing nothing okay so I went there with Jamie Chong Brian Greenberg they're actors and Steve Lopez went out George Lopez okay and we went out there and then when we got there they were like welcome we're like thanks and they were like but every day you have

to tweet how great Israel is every day yeah like put out a tweet they told you you have to and they didn't say anything about that before you left I don't remember them saying it before but they might have they could have right maybe they said it to Steve and Steve conveniently left it out I don't know but I I just I do know that I I I feel like if they did say it that I would have questioned it right you know what I mean yeah so I you're aware so this is the early

days of Twitter right so when was TW Twitter's only like 12 years old it was 10 years ago then I don't know how long how old Twitter there it is 2006 Israel unfiltered so 2006 yeah yeah look at that so 2006 when was that look at your face yeah like I like I have to tweet yeah yeah but here's what happened as soon as I tweeted the first thing mhm I already knew like oh my god I think I'm in trouble why what' you say I just said Israel is great they're beautiful people you know

what I mean okay and then like it was just like and they flew us out here for free and then you would just get a thousand like you know what I mean that that were like you know Palestinian you know oh and going you mother you know and just it was like negative negative negative and there was these gigantic Wars that would go on in the comment section it just got really uncomfortable and then I just remember you know yeah there I am get you nice hat you used should wear that all the time I

I look cute with it is that the famous wall That's the wall yeah would it feel like to be around that wall that Wall's old as [ __ ] right how old's that wall I put a note in it wow you could write little letters you know what I mean letters to Jesus yeah yeah and I just you put it in there Jesus when you come I think mine was like let me get more [ __ ] or whatever but but like that wall how old is that wall 19 BC 19 BC yeah wow but

then toward the end I was just like I got to get the [ __ ] out of here I think I was like how many tweets did you make and did you kept going after they were attacking you yeah I think so yeah you have to otherwise you don't get your hotel yeah it was like a free thing and I didn't know the significance of it until later almost like you know what I mean or the significance but like what the impact of it you know because I I you know obviously you know um I

mean obviously I have my opinions about it you know what I mean that I I'm keeping to myself but it's like you know it's not fully aligned you know I mean with what people think that I should be you know you have to be careful because I live in LA and you know oh I hear you look it's a complicated issue it's so complicated and it's terrifying it's ter when you look at the video of uh when they do an overhead of what Gaza used to look like and what it looks like now I just

I mean just I know just it's insane it's [ __ ] insane saw yesterday it's going to take over a year to clean up just the rebel oh my God but it's like 25,000 now at least at least they don't know how many people are dead they have no idea and half of the population is women and children and the trauma uhhuh and the [ __ ] you know famine it's just it's just I just can't even comprehend it really yeah and the Israelis tell you that it's necessary and then they they have to get

rid of Hamas and this is the way to do it but just I I believe that I believe I believe that I believe that maybe that that should be but I think the approach could be different yeah right or I don't have any expertise in war but I'm horrified that they can just shoot missiles into buildings and they tell people to get out but then they bomb the areas where they're going to I mean the whole thing's nuts man it's nuts and it's so Danger it's so dangerous these free Palestine marches that are happening all

over the world those are all organized too by the way when you get on social media and you see the free Palestine people and the pro-israel people what percentage of those people are Bots right it's not zero it's not zero there's a lot of what's getting stirred up a lot of the hateful things that are being said a lot of the crazy things that are being said I guarantee you a lot of that's being instigated by foreign countries and that's what's scary about about social media and the influence it has on people and the way

they feel about a particular issue and that's on top of the horrific nature of the issue itself both of October 7th which is undeniably horrific horrific and then this and then on top of that you have this open anti-Semitism that we never saw before where it's just open everywhere it's wild it's [ __ ] terrible it's so scary man but it's also an issue that will never be resolved but it's not just that it'll never be resolved like I never thought it was going to be an issue where the presidents of like major universities were

standing in front of Congress and they were justifying people saying death to the Jews that it wasn't harassment unless it was actionable I tell you that's insane yeah like what like what and then when when the congresswoman was trying to get them to expand on that do you mean actual genocide then it's harassment when they commit actual what the [ __ ] are you saying but it's the same thing we were talking about it's the cult they're in in that leftist cult and it's not reasonable it doesn't make any sense it's all crazy oh and

when they were like Osama bin lad and could have been Riot or whatever that do you remember that [ __ ] Trend oh yeah it's [ __ ] insane mhm what are you talking about and these are people right that weren't I was there that's a Tik Tok thing too by the way Osama bin l in 2000 right or when 20 2001 I was on Matt TV 911 happened I went to work the next day Andrew Daly one of the actors his cousin was on one of the flights oh Jesus right and I I could

feel the pain right and you know we were inundated with the the [ __ ] footage yeah and just in the moment it was [ __ ] horrifying yeah it it changed America 100% 100% And now people that weren't even around then kids which is fine but now they have these Grand ideas about it's insane well it's also what where did Osama bin Laden come from well he came from the CIA funding them the muah hadin to fight against the Soviet Union they're trained they're trained by Americans look there's a certain reality to American imperialism

it doesn't do anybody any good to deny it we have military bases everywhere you're right if you were a foreign country and a nationalistic foreign country of course you'd hate America of course you'd hate what we do I mean look at what's going on right now with this Ukraine Russia thing look at how much money being funneled through that how insane amounts of money yeah and most of it's like embezzled right who [ __ ] knows but again it's not zero it's not 0% it's getting embezzled and the fact that all of a sudden no

one wanted to admit that Ukraine had always been a very corrupt country there's a crazy Twitter exchange between Candace Owens and the New York Times where Candace Owens was talking about how corrupt Ukraine is and then the New York Times says to her like what evidence do you have that Ukraine is corrupt she goes Oh you mean the links from your [ __ ] newspaper and just from like 2016 and before that there's all these [ __ ] stories about how corrupt Ukraine is in the New York Times they didn't even bother looking it up

because when you're in the cult the cult says you support Ukraine do you want Ukraine to win or do you want Russia to win like what the [ __ ] are you even saying how much do you know about why this thing was instigated in the first place how much do you know about NATO about how much they're moving arms closer to the Soviet Union about how Ukraine joining NATO was always a red flag do you do you know I don't know I don't know nothing most people that are talking about don't know either that

was the red line that you could not cross Ukraine joining Russia or joining NATO rather the whole thing's [ __ ] terrifying because we're dealing with nuclear superpowers when Xi Jinping tells Biden that Taiwan will join China again like that means they're going to take Taiwan what are we going to do if they take Taiwan are we going to f and then Biden says we're not going to do anything like okay first he said we're going to stop them now he says we're not going to do anything like oh my God and he's only saying

whatever the [ __ ] they write down for him the whole thing's nuts it's like who's deciding what happens and doesn't happen it's not that guy right so if it's not him who the [ __ ] is it is it the secretary of state is it is it the press secretary who's who's is it the military-industrial complex are they completely at the helm will they ever let control of that wheel to anybody else now they have it is it the is this the [ __ ] you think about when you lay in bed at night

mhm yeah how the [ __ ] do you sleep sometimes I don't that's that's a real problem at night yeah at night I have my most anxiety filled moments about this stuff I I've talked about it openly wow but I'll really freak out at night because I I legitimately think we are one or two events away from living in the Stone Age again and I think it could happen in our lifetime and it could happen to you and I like I'm I'm really convinced that the fabric of society is way more fragile than anyone appreciates

yeah that most people appreciate rather I mean I feel it in the air yeah what you saw during the Geor Floyd Times in la oh yeah I felt it yeah that was Mad Max times right when they were burning those cop cars on the highway and I I remember seeing that going I got to get the [ __ ] out of here this ain't going to get better was it that or Co that made both and the money probably like taxes no that was not even in consideration it was but it was the freedom it

was these [ __ ] [ __ ] like the mayor of Los Angeles telling everybody what businesses they can and can't have open what's essential and non-essential like says who yeah and after a while when a bunch of people had had covid and then gotten over it and they were fine I was like well wait a minute like how how scary is this and why are we closing everything down why aren't we giving people choice when it never open I bought into it I didn't leave the house for two [ __ ] years I didn't

even go to the grocery store and I had to spray I had to spray everything down Doritos spraying it with it was insane well my whole family got it early on before there was anything before there was a vaccine before was anything and I didn't get it and I didn't do anything different I hugged my kids I [ __ ] my wife I hung out with them I just took care of myself you you've had a CO though right yeah I got it eventually yeah I got it to I got it when the Delta variant

was around I got it when I was doing Arenas in Florida and I was G got it because I was hanging out with my friend John showman my friend John showman is a buddy of mine who makes pool cues and he lives right there and I got to see him after the show and we played pool till like 3:30 in the morning and I was exhausted I had like [ __ ] five margaritas and then I got sick but even then it wasn't that bad but my point is like my whole family got it and

I didn't get it they they weren't vaccinated no no there was no vaccine back then okay so yeah and I didn't do anything different man I I remember I worked out two days where I was tired and I realized I was fighting something off like there was two days where I was in the gym I was like you know what I'm just going to go through the motions here I'm just going to lift light weights and just like let my body like break a little bit of a sweat but no exertion just get some circulation

going so I did like some some kettle bell exercis was like 35 lbs nothing strenuous like just nice and light and just get the body moving and then the next day I went back in the gym feel the same same thing today same thing did some push-ups did some chinups nothing crazy like five reps of five chinups not just a little bit of exercise nothing strenuous and then the next day I felt great the next day I had a full regular workout so whatever it was I fought it off and so then I was like

well what what is at play here how much of it how much of can your immune system stop this or is it something that you 100% get no it seems very infectious but also think seems like if you have a healthy immune system this isn't a death sentence this isn't Ebola this isn't so what the [ __ ] is going on and then the vaccine came out and I signed up to get vaccinated the UFC had this whole allotment of vaccines but I was there on a Friday for the UFC and they said you have

to go to the clinic and I said I can't I don't have the time um they said can you come back Monday I said no but'll be back in two weeks so I was going to get vaccinated in two weeks and in the two weeks they pulled it they pulled the Johnson and Johnson for blood clots and two people I knew got Strokes two people oh my God two people wow within the 10 days of taking that vaccine two people I knew had Strokes yeah like healthy people like weird blood clots people were getting blood

clots weird people I mean it is true that if you were older though like 70 and you had some sort of like you know what I mean comorbidity what's the word comorbidities comorbidity right that they could die right I mean that's a true thing right like at Herman Kane he died oh yeah yeah yeah they die the flu too I mean it's a bad cold it's not dismissing what what it is but it's dismissing this control that all of a sudden the meel the medical industrial complex and the government has over you and your job

and your choices in your life for something that now they admit they could have never contained that it was never going to stop transmission that it was never going to stop infection it was all just lies they lied about the efficacy they lied about the protection in Parts they they put it out on MSNBC Rachel mat the virus stops with you you can't get it it's not true it was not true there was no there was no evidence that it did that Not only was there no evidence they never even tested it for transmission they

just tested it try to see if it makes antibodies W but what scared me was when Michael yo you know Michael Yo oh yeah when he was in the ICU because of Co in my mind I don't know why cuz I know that Michael Yo is athletic yeah and I thought to myself oh if if he's in the I I would have died you know I mean like I [ __ ] meanwhile his mom got it she was fine it's Michael Yo he's weak I don't know what it is man he it could have caught

him absolutely exhausted maybe yeah that's what I've heard of people getting it really bad it catches them when they go on a bender and that's what happened with me I was I was drinking till 3:30 in the morning I think when drinking first of all is absolutely terrible for your body and terrible for your immune system and if you're drinking like I was drinking these five super sweet super potent Margaritas we were hammered you know and then I was actually I came from a show too so I did a show that night I probably had

a couple drinks at the show so it's like you're not in a good place to fight off anything like that you're exhausted and drunk and then I've been sick that way many times the times in my past when I've caught a cold or caught the flu it's almost always when I'm run down almost always so I don't know maybe Michael Yo was really run down when he got it I know a guy who got Co really bad because him and his buddies were drinking they were drinking and they were partying and he was really [

__ ] up and then the next day Co hit him bad but he was weak like his his body was weakened by a bender like they were drunk all night and then in the morning started feeling like [ __ ] and then it caught them bad yeah but when I got I was really bad but I I lived through it it was fine yeah yeah there's a lot of different things that were play there first of all there was just general metabolic Health that was completely ignored people told you all you have to do is

get vaccinated that's horeshit your your immune system is complex and it relies on a bunch of different things to keep it effective relies on good nutrition it relies on sleep it relies on low stress it relies on vitamins and nutrients healthy diet exercise all those things were huge factors and they ignored every single one of them when you look at the number of people that died of covid something like 90 plus% had four plus comorbidities four plus cancer diabetes heart attack risk fill in the blank four comorbidities 90 plus% of them yeah it's not that

it's not bad of course it's bad but it's you know what's worse you [ __ ] telling everybody what they have to do and not have to do you you [ __ ] telling people they could shut their businesses down and they have to take this experimental medication regardless of whether or not they have natural immunity dude it was gestapo [ __ ] I'm with you but I'm with you it was it was [ __ ] mind control it was totalitarian authoritarian tactics they were limiting people's livelihood limiting people's ability to travel shaming people the

[ __ ] government released during Omicron which is nothing but a cold they released this thing for the people that have been vaccinated you did your job for those unvaccinated you experience a winter what is it severe illness and death you're looking towards a winter of severe illness and death when when Biden's on TV our patience is wearing thin we've been patient but our patience is wearing hey [ __ ] our patience is wearing thin with you you can't even form a god damn sentence you [ __ ] zombie what are you talking about your

patience is wearing thin you're not even looking at data you're not talking about reality you're talking to the cult can I ask you why are they so reluctant to not give us a different option there because it's control cuz the whenever there's anything that happens in the world whether it's 911 and through 9/11 they passed the Patriot Act and there was a devastating blow to free speech and control and just your ability to have privacy the government had full reain to listen to all your phone calls listen to read all your emails and they're doing

it right now and the the NSA is doing it right now they can listen to any anytime you make a phone call to someone it's all getting recorded yeah but when we complain like I Biden's a little too old maybe can we find a different option they're just not even they're not even open to the idea of it it's just like no he's the guy because he's not in control right now right so if the people were in control are in control right now why would they want to swap out a new person deep State

well for is it deep State listen yeah you could put whatever words you want but if you don't think that these corporations that donate insane amounts of money to political campaigns have an influence on what happens in the world you're naive that's a silly way to think of things now if you've got a guy who basically has no mind and he is your figurehead if you can keep him alive for four years you just run it the way you're running it right now wow all you have to do is get that other guy arrested a

ton of times just keep keep arresting them keep trumping up new trumping up new charges yeah put him out there in the [ __ ] news every day terrible things he's done and he's an authoritarian he's going to lock all the gays up if you just say that enough the the people that are uninformed and aren't paying attention they're going to listen and then if you have mail-in ballots and if you have a voter machine Shenanigans if you can [ __ ] sway things one way or another then you stay in power do you you

stay in power so you believe same person stays as the figurehead the same people run it now do you believe the election was stolen then no okay I believe that there are without a doubt in every election there's election fraud sure it's like what's the number so that's what I say I don't know what the number is I know Trump apparently released a whole bunch of documents showing irregularity showing that the mail and ballots were incorrect the mail and ballots is something Putin talked about recently he said the 2020 elections were stolen and they Ed

mail and balance but who knows why he's saying but these things happen every cyc right every election these things happen there's irregularities Hillary claimed that she won you know I mean John KY claimed that he won Al Gore claimed that he won remember the dangling Chads in Florida in Florida yeah yeah yeah the the idea of the difference is but the difference is that the AL though went okay I'm going to concede and sort of took a long time you know the the Al Gore um George Bush won how long did that go on before

he conceded I want to say it was a a few months I don't think it was as simp as just conceding okay I think the Al Gore uh George Bush one went on for quite a while if I remember correctly cuz I remember being confused like wow this never happened before a month or so a month a month or so okay 13th so think of that think of like a whole month where they're trying to decide if it's true right it's [ __ ] weird and there was a documentary that HBO did back when Bush

was president during these times well this was when it was okay to deny the election because it was a republican that was in office uh and there was a documentary called hacking democracy and in that documentary they were using I think they were using diebold machines and diebold they also make a lot of ATM machines they make various machines but what they had found in this documentary was that there was the ability to have a third-party input so first party input is you you're the voter second party is me I collect the vote third party

input was also there and so they used that on the documentary to change the vote so they used it to change the numbers wow and they show that they can do it wow I'll send you something Jamie I don't know if this is true but someone said that someone had just done this uh recently here I'll send you this because this is just something that someone tweeted um I don't I don't know if it's true but I wanted to send it to Jamie So Jamie could research it um but what this says is that in

federal court in Atlanta Georgia computer scientists and engineering Professor J Alex halderman was able to hack a Dominion voting tabulator in front of us District Judge Amy totenberg using only a pen to change the vote totals that happened this time supposedly wow now this is a this is a tweet from just a couple of days ago wow oh was a tweet from actually a tweet from when was it anyway I don't know if that's true uh but that's crazy if it is yeah this is this is actually from two days ago wow this person tweeted

this now we'll we'll look see if that's hores [ __ ] and see what but here's the thing when you have computers if you have a phone like with Pegasus Pegasus was the first one that by the way the Israelis created Pegasus and Pegasus was a software that that's what they used to get Jeff basos when they got his dick piics and all that [ __ ] oh yeah good good ones good ones good he got a solid when uh did that with him what they did was someone sent him a link in WhatsApp I

think it was uh the head of Saudi Arabia sent him allegedly send him a link in WhatsApp he clicked the link and then Pegasus was downloaded on his phone now you don't even have to click a link anymore now they can get Pegasus on your phone all they need is your phone number I could have Pegasus now they probably do you probably do you have it I'm sure oh no how can we detect it is there an app I don't believe so okay I don't I I think according to Gavin debecker who's a Securities expert

these things are constantly evolving and they get better all the time they don't tell you when they're better yeah they just they just have better technology yeah and but but he's aware of Pegasus 2 and he said with Pegasus 2 all they need is your phone number yeah hey but Joe but Joe can I ask you something mhm what can you just shut it off and not I mean there's so many people in this country just walk around and they just don't all these things that we're talking about right now they don't think about it

they just live their lives don't you think that that's a happier life or now um depends on whether or not your voice actually matters so if you can change the way people think and you can change the way people look at things and then those people vote in such Mass numbers that you can't make stealing the vote possible because enough people realize it's horseshit to the point where the overwhelming majority you would have to like have fraud that's so apparent that no one would buy into it it' be a national Scandal we we need whistleblowers

we have them we put in jail and look at Edward Snowden he said he has to live in Russia now look at Julian Assan she's [ __ ] yeah they've been Prosecuting that guy forever and if you ask what the crime is it's nothing yeah he's a journalist I just feel so stressed out right now why cuz that's the reality stressing me out that's the reality that we live in we live in a very dangerous complicated world yeah halderman a University of Michigan computer scientist change results of a hypothetical referendum on Sunday alcohol sales he

flipped the winner in a theoretical election between President George Washington and Benedict Arnold the Revolutionary War General who defected to the British he rigged the machine to print out as many ballots as he wanted wow as he needed all he needed excuse me was a pen to reach a button inside the touchscreen a fake $10 voter card that he had programmed or a $100 USB device that he plugged into a cord connected to a printer reting rewriting the touchscreens code halderman delivered his presentation during an election security trial evaluating whether georg's voting system is vulnerable

to manipulation or programming errors all in-person voters in Georgia make their choices on touch screens that print out paper ballots I believe Georgia was supposed to update their uh machines and then there was talk of when they were going to do it and uh I think it's a it's it's also take into consideration other than just corruption it might also be a budget issue the headline says election officials say these vulnerabilities are merely speculative oh merely speculative it's safe and effective our election is safe and effective these people dropping dead 40% increase in all cause

mortalities yeah ages 18 to 34 there's nothing to concern yourself with that's normal yeah but it's merely spec these people all have your best interest in mind is that a cigar these are little baby cigars can I have one yeah sure okay you're okay with nicotine cigar I I'm not going to inhale it you want a real cigar a big one no the little ones you want like a a real cigar I like them yeah once you have one of these Cuban yeah no these are um they're from Nicaragua these are JRE cigars oh [

__ ] they're actually really good yeah here I'll open it for you um this is what I think man okay I think Evil's real and I think evil exists in many forms and exists in callous disregard for loss of life for profit that's evil right and that's a real thing like you could say evil is the devil here's a little lighter here buddy you could say evil is Satan and evil is demons and evil is you know exorcisms and [ __ ] there you go look at that baby but also evil is profit over human

life which is real evil is Cobalt Minds in in the Congo when you watch pregnant women women mining for Cobalt getting toxic fumes in their lungs while they some of them have babies on their back that's evil that's evil they're living in dirt floors with no sanitation it's horrific conditions and that is in everybody's cell phone in everyone's cell phone is the labor of essentially people so poor they don't have to choose whether they're slaves or not they just have there's no other option for them to work but there's a power powerlessness that one feels

like what is little Bobby Lee gonna do about any of this so it's like a lot of times I'm just like you know everything that you said I'm with you but I'm just saying that like it stresses me out it should yeah and I walk and and I want to walk around a little bit more free and you know hey you deserve that yeah you're comedian man you you provide laughter and you help people and if if it's [ __ ] you up knowing about all this [ __ ] that's happening in the world that

can get in the way of your job yeah yeah you it's it's not an obligation to pay attention to everything okay but it is something that I think would help people break out of the cult cuz that call it's like you think you're a good person if you buy hookline and sinker everything that the left says that's crazy these are the same people that want war these are the same people that are encouraging censorship these are the same people that are trying to silence descent that's that's all totalitarian [ __ ] and just because it's

done for Trans kids or for black lives matter or for any social cause that you think is like undeniably worthy it's still the same thing at the end of the day the Patriot Act still controlled people in a way that was never allowed before and it did it under the guys we have to stop a terrorist attack yeah so even if they don't do evil [ __ ] to make these things happen once these things happen they take advantage by doing evil [ __ ] and they enact control over the people that they never had

before that's what they did during covid and the redistribution of wealth was insane yeah the we redistribution of wealth to Big corporations profited back oh my God so many people did billions of dollars was moved yeah wow it just stresses me out you want to talk about the movie yeah can we talk can we talk about the movie I'm promoting yeah yeah yeah yeah what's your movie Bobby oh I I'm I'm barely in it they're making me you know mean but it's like but they're making you do promo and you're barely in it well I

have four scenes what's it called it's called Uh drugstore June what's it about uh it's about um a girl Esther right and she was she she works at a pharmacy I play a far the main pharmacist and it's basically she plays sort of like a gen Z you know I mean girl that's kind of out of touch it's kind of like a Juno you mean but it's more modern and it's what I like about a Joe is this okay is is that you know I um can I talk about Hollywood real quick sure there's still

Gatekeepers right and for me it's like I think I'm perceived as dangerous I don't know why because I'm on a podcast I say [ __ ] Yeah right right and it's like I'm always the fourth option it goes Ronnie Jimmy Ken Jung right and I like acting right so it's like I think this is cool because it's like everyone that's involved in it are dear friends of mine you know what I mean pretty much everyone in the movie are people like Miss Pat and people that I know oh cool and it's cool to like have

yeah let's watch the trailer okay if you were going to give me a consultation for plastic surgery it's not what I do here but just if you were what do you think you would do to my face I'd probably start with your mouth like lip filler no I would sew that sucker shut with the lights down low would die knew de crazy I'm a loser your Facebook group is right I have no life what did you ever see in this psycho two oh I messed it up I need a coffee break you Haven even clocked

in yet I haven't been getting paid for any of this oh give me a double macchiato I brought you some hot chocolate oh you're interrupting my stream well thank you CH what E I heard the pharmacy got robbed Miss what the hell happened in here what's your name @ forever June on everything except snap Jun forever no honey your real life actual name June Jun this is not Queen June's private Castle June the almighty oh June oh I got the poor man that ends up with her I think I'm going to start doing some investigatory

work y'all heard anything about a pharmacy I don't watch the news all I do is smoke do you feel safe here I'm looking for information hey baby boo June squad has a lot of time on their hands take it easy I'll tell you what you want what are you doing here I'm collecting evidence you watch too many movies you are not a police officer help us out here God mugshots are so sexy can I take this home no not did you watch it no so that's the first time you've seen the clip yeah well Abby

you know Abby levo my manager she saw she was like it's pretty good and when she said that I was just like I don't want to watch yeah yeah yeah but you know no I got to promote it I got to sure you're it I'm sure you're Gren it you're hilarious but I I want to say though that it's like you know it's our our friends it's like you know you and your friends got together and we made a movie and I heard it's great and it's going to go into theaters all all these things

you I'm going to see it I'm going to eventually see it yeah I can't watch myself let say something I've been in movies I get invited to premieres I leave yeah I don't want to watch me this was pretty good oh that's me and uh death and Raman yeah I'm pretty good in this that just came out on YouTube it's like 15 minutes long okay yeah but I I'm okay in that yeah so you want to get into acting you're enjoying it can I ask you you don't like it no I don't like the process

I love movies you're a g great in news radio thank you very much huge laughs it's fun yeah stand Up's more fun it is but why can't you do all of it because I don't want to deal with all those people yeah yeah yeah that's why I did Fear Factor I didn't want to deal with actors anymore when Fear Factor came along I was like oh this is perfect not there's anything wrong with that and the the cast on news radio are amazing incredible it's just you you deal with a certain kind of person that

is 60% insane 60% of them are insane yeah 40% of them are cool as [ __ ] but it's just like I don't they can't they're not fun to joke around with they're shitty they backstab they [ __ ] they undermine you they go to producers and you know try to rewrite your words and say conflicts with my lines there like weird ego [ __ ] goes on with them they're weird man they're weird people they are weird but what the jobs I have now like I did reservation dogs I did um I'm on Sex

In The City the new one oh how's that it's I I said no to it the first couple of times they were like you want to do it because I just didn't think that it was like the right fit I had never seen it I know it's this big cultural thing yeah but I just basically say all I want to do is feel comfortable dude I said that to mpk the showrunner because I don't want to go in there and feel like like people mean and I'm stressed out like I don't need it yeah and

he he he was he comforted me he was like no we want you on the show and I you know I would go to New York and everyone was super sweet like I'm I put myself in situations that aren't that I've had [ __ ] directors call me a panac [ __ ] what yeah I had a director call me that once was he also no he was a white what yeah how long ago in the 90s wow I don't want to call the director he's a big director holy [ __ ] dude and he

called the other actors a [ __ ] oh my God he's like get on your mark you panas go waa yeah yeah this is back you know when it wasn't wo is he alive yeah so he's doing movies still I I want to so badly tell you who it is but what's his name rhyme with I'm not playing this game I know the internet tell me later oh yeah okay oh yeah yeah they're going to go through your IMDb and they're going to find some likely candidates maybe we should do that yeah let the internet

do it maybe we could play warmer warmer yeah warmer no no no one time this director same I work for thisor Italian no I'm not playing this game [ __ ] you okay one time I [ __ ] up on a line and he he made the whole uh everyone like the cameraman everyone in the wardrobe former Circle they put me in the middle of the circle and he goes Point your finger and they all pointed their finger at me and he goes repeat after me you're the worst actor on planet Earth oh my God

and they all did that and tears wed up in my eyes and I remember a wardrobe lady looked at me she goes I'm so sorry oh my God yeah I mean I had I've had I had Michael ba do something to me what did Michael ba do to you he grabbed my face aggressively whoa why what did you do to him did you grab his balls did you wake up with you sucking I do I don't do that I do that for Comics okay okay yeah I don't do it when I'm like on a no

I did this so I booked this commercial with Eric Stone Street right you know Eric Eric he's a modern family okay he plays the fat gay guy sure sure so we play Tower boys with um Kim catrell so it was a i for it was a Pepsi commercial I think and she was in this bathtub and I had never acted before you know Joe like I'm a stand I come from the same place you come which is open mics and stand up yeah I didn't learn how to act I don't know the [ __ ]

that right I didn't know what a jib camera is or a Mark or any of that [ __ ] right so I had this scene where I had to bring these oh [ __ ] I had to bring these towels into a [ __ ] you it like stacked that was a joke and he would go your face needs to be in the light and I go oh I don't I don't know so I try to tilt every take the light the light right and then like by the eighth one he came from behind the

thing and he grabbed my face like this he goes here here and I like tears well will no don't feel bad for me poor I'm a Survivor that's your Holocaust that was your movie Michael B tells you to put your face towards the yeah but in the 9s I experienced that [ __ ] right well that seems like you really weren't putting your face towards the light and he was freaking out because they could only do that take so many times I'm kind of on team Bay on that you are really yeah he just turned

your face oh you're right you're making it sound like you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right you're right beat your ass you're Absolut but but also when you when you come when you come from a background like me yes with your dad [ __ ] acting crazy when people scream it [ __ ] you feel it you got triggered yeah like ter what's it RoboCop what's his name the original RoboCop Peter Peter we we yeah he's a screamer screams yeah so yeah so I was on M you yeah I was on Magnum

he does it to everyone right oh yeah back in the day we wouldn't have sides you can't remember one line he would like yell like that right really and every time he would do it I would like tense up I'm not a [ __ ] dude I get it I'm a warrior okay wow yeah and then and then right I just went to the show I go I just next time I'm on the side maybe not him so they just did it you know but anyway now I do [ __ ] that's like where I

feel like I'm wanted right and I'll do it right so it's not like that crazy [ __ ] where I need back then I needed it right when someone would say something horrible to you you just have you absorb it but there was also no recourse back then I mean that's how you get to like a Harvey Weinstein right a guy who has just ultimate control can do whatever the [ __ ] he wants and does ruins people's lives and careers if they don't accept his advances that's where I mean that whole business has always

been about powerful people abusing the people that they that had to listen to them from casting directors all the way up to producers different yeah it look Tarantino was in here and he was talking about this old Old School director who had his office had a bedroom where he take the starlets all the starlets had to [ __ ] them oh my God had a bedroom in his [ __ ] office so everyone just assumed if a casting you know thing was going on and a girl came into his office he [ __ ] her

and 20 years ago I would have done it I think you think so I I think that if I know I think that if it was a huge director right [ __ ] no I would suck his dick maybe really I think I wouldn't say I wouldn't tell you well there's definitely I would just cry you could have fed some offers if that was out there what you could have gotten some offers if that was out there maybe you weren't like open enough with your desire to make it yeah I just think that back then

I was like so like I had no money right and then in my mind i' would be like oh this is the way it's supposed to happen right yeah yeah I mean if imagine if you're an actress right and you you come out to Hollywood from [ __ ] Kansas you're 20 years old and you you are all of a sudden in this producer's office and he's 50 and he's been banging stars for 20 [ __ ] years and you don't know how it all works and he explains to you listen honey this is how

it works in this business you're like well I mean okay do you want to be an actress and you're kind of mentally ill anyway oh right and you're like yeah I do so much like no one has to know about this oh okay you won't tell anybody terrible it's [ __ ] terrible and that's probably what they did forever it's so [ __ ] terrible yeah and I mean I mean I know you know we have problems with the word woke but you know I think in many ways Hollywood wz is also good yeah that

way I think now in a stopping the abuse way but the problem is there's like in Hollywood particular there was an overcorrection and crazy people like Amber herd got involved started manipulating the truth to sort of gain sympathy you you you've got a lot of those cases too the Chris Hardwick case there's there's a lot of those where the the reality is so different than the truth and everybody just assumes that the woman's not insane and she's she's telling the truth so but you're going to have to have a few of those if you're going

to have to have real change like a real correction of actual abuse you're going to it's just like if you're going to like accept trans people you're going to have a bunch of instances of perverts pretending to be trans if you're going to say hey we have to stop abuse you're going to get fake abuse you're going to get people that come out and say they're Abed know man and the way Hollywood is like it's the way humans are yeah but in the sense of like a show like beef getting green lit which a mostly

all Korean or Asian cast I think in that way it's good right but there is an overcorrection in terms of like it's good because that show is good right that's why it's good yeah you're right it's good when the show's good even if the show was good back then 20 years ago they would never that's true they better about acceptance but it's still I think art has to be a particularly standup is the best example I can speak about that has to be a meritocracy it has to be what is actually funny at the mothership

we have a [ __ ] very clear mandate no one gives a [ __ ] if you are gay if you are straight if you are trans if you are black if you are Asian if you're a white they don't give a [ __ ] are you funny that's all it is are you funny and that's our goal the goal is and that's what comedy used to be I had this conversation with Ali Wong once and she was like do you think comedy is a meritocracy I was like ultimately it has to be because at

the end of the day the the what's funny is what people going to come see again you know and you could Pander and you can get away you can kind of like be half-ass and be treated like you're better than you are you see that all the time when they make those lists of the best standup specials of the year and some of them like what the [ __ ] are you saying I know I know you're so crazy if you think this is good and they're only saying it because it's the right demographic yeah

and you can say that if it's they're talking about the right points even if the standup is clunky and awful and unoriginal and just garbage they still they'll tell you it's amazing and I don't want to kiss your ass may I for a second though just accept it okay all right I feel like here we go I love it I love it I love just just hear me out okay I'm hear you out I just feel like you know in a in a way you carved the way for me specifically because before I did Tiger

belly and bad friends I mean Joe I'll be honest with you I mean I would do half rooms you know what I mean even though the eight years of Mad TV and all the things I had done right and I couldn't get an audience right and now I mean it's just like it's night and day I mean it's you you I mean the the path that you laid down and even back then when you used to do remember you used to do at the ice house and it used to pop in back in the day

right it sort of like I think it just kind of like subconsciously absorbed it and it became a path for me and it changed my life because now Beau to hear what that's beautiful to hear and when I go on the road now it's like I get people that are like really they're fans they know me they're they love me and I love them as well you know and it's it's a different [ __ ] deal dude you are a creature of the internet I am yeah and you should be and the internet changed the

game the internet also made it instead of a famine thing people had an abundance mentality because when we first started in the 90s there was only a few shows you could get on you got on Matt TV I got on news radio there's only a few shows and you were really lucky if you were on a show I remember we would talk about it all the time oh my God I'm so lucky Miracle crazy we're on TV oh my God we're so lucky but there was other people that didn't get your spot and they hated

it and they were mad at you like like if you cast for matad TV and other comics at the club you know I know you experienced that oh yeah and they were [ __ ] jealous and bitter and they would talk [ __ ] about you he [ __ ] sucks on that show he doesn't do anything and they just angry that it didn't happen to them because it could have happened to them yeah now instead of that now we're valuable to each other CU now we're a community of podcasters and Comedians and instead of

us being like in competition with each other we all feed off of each other and we all support each other it's a much better environment for standup it's a much better environment for comedy clubs it's like everything's better now it's also the connection with East Coast too it's like before I felt that there was like a rivalry almost right and now it's like when I go to New York and I as soon as I land I don't even call the the um the seller will call me and go what spots do you want yeah and

then like all the comics will come by let's pod you know mean it's like a family it's It's [ __ ] amazing yeah that happened during the podcast Revolution that's what changed everything down now going down the podcast Revolution yeah are we still happening I know are we in a downswing or upswing no it's not in a downswing at all it's if you pay attention to the numbers more people are listening now than ever all the podcasts yeah it's awesome and it's it's awesome because you get to see people for who they really are no

[ __ ] no filter No Nonsense you can't nonsense people for three hours you know at a certain point in time your [ __ ] demons will show their ugly face it's really who you are and it also shapes who you are because you get to kind of like experience feedback and examine how you think about things and why you say the things you say and how much of the in the early days like how much of what we used to say was just for shock value like you were you would go on a morning

radio show you try yeah I know we would try to say as shocking things as we could because that was the way to get attention especially like Opie and Anthony I know I I know I know we don't have to talk about it I we don't it's no I I I could vaguely go around it I'm just like at the time we all did it yeah I was a Survivor yeah and I'm like oh this is the culture yeah this is the culture and also I'm like a la comic I an open with beasts MH

Petri Norton all those guys were [ __ ] beasts and it's like you know and then you know at the time you know and then later and then now you know it's but it's like but now it's a much more honest thing because now you you do your own thing right and if people want to see Bobby they know how to find Bobby and they go they seek you out so it's not like some random person's tuning in like who's this guy and then you have to say something crazy to get attention yeah now it's

just you could be yourself you know that's the difference like if you got a million views on tiger belly that's a million people that really want to watch your show that's not random you know if you get a million people that are on like some Comedy Central show a million people watching that they're flipping channels yeah they they like how many of them are looking forward to it how many of them just stumbled upon it it's probably quite a bit most shows don't have like loyal dedicated viewers unless they like streaming shows yeah most like

if you're watching stranger things that's what you want to watch but there's a lot of things that are just not that popular and the numbers are like still not as good the you know the podcast thing is a wild thing I drive down the street in LA and I see a show I'm like who the [ __ ] who's on that no one's going to watch that I mean maybe maybe yeah yeah I mean I like that they're still doing them I don't want them to go away they tried to kill that man this [

__ ] last strike dude had so many friends that stopped doing standup and just been writing that went into a panic because they had mortgages and they just started started doing standup again right wow it was hard he hadn't done standup in seven years wow and uh I know Owen Smith was getting back on the road again we had him at the Mother Ship but he's a guy that I was always saying like that guy that's a velvet prison for that guy he's too good yeah he's too good at standup to not be huge yeah

I love him he's one of the best comics in the country he's top 20 in the country without a doubt no question at all Owen Smith yeah yeah if I'm making a list of top 20 in the country Owen Smith's on that he he shouldn't wear sweatpants on stage though who gives a [ __ ] I don't wear sweat he got a big ass dick he's big dick let him let him see he's funny man he's so funny that guy so big dick too that's a good thing he was in town just a couple weeks

ago we all we all sat in the balcony watched his set he did my show and then he he did my show on Thursday and then he did uh the weekend he headlined and he said it was awesome I just also want to tell you fans I have a pretty mediumsized dick it's regular thank you I've seen it a gang of times I know but online they're like it's like like a minion no it's normal it's a regular day it works it's great squirts the whole thing thank you so much every other day it squirts

yeah every other day it it works it's great yeah yeah D I got that out there you know what I mean are rude judging you by something you can't control yeah but it's been uh a real blessing man it really has and I the podcast thing is a blessing for all of us obviously yeah it's and it and it changed standup it really did it it it created way more theater acts there's so many more theater acts and Arena acts guys like Schultz and all these guys and they just releasing their stuff on the internet

doing podcast becoming popular through podcast yeah it's an amazing way to live I mean I was in Hawaii with sigur was in town I was just there vacationing and sigur goes I'm doing a show do it so they didn't announce me oh that's great right it was like 6,000 States or whatever right and when they I'm and I don't want it's not a bragging thing but when they said my name yeah and then walked up there I had never felt that before in my life it how you in town for I leave tomorrow morning [

__ ] I know what change your flight do do my show tomorrow night at 700 really yeah yeah yeah okay okay okay okay beautiful yeah yeah yeah yeah I'll change Bert's going to do it too oh he is in town crush is in town oh I'll do it it'll be fun it'll be fun oh my God they're going to go bananas okay good that'll be great the the beautiful thing about those show Shane will be on the show too oh it's going to be awesome okay you before hard hitters man no I'm dude here's the

thing dude yeah and this is what's great about it I'm Not Afraid no you shouldn't be afraid I'll follow you I it would be hard very difficult you don't have to do that yeah yeah yeah but I would try I wouldn't be afraid of doing it listen the show's going to be amazing it's going to be amazing hinch Cliff's on the show it's going to be amazing Brian Simpson's here I love him oh he's the best he's so good dude it was good to see also old friends last night it was great yeah like I

missed them yeah man we took all the good people you [ __ ] I didn't I made life better for these folks it's a better place to be man it really is it's a better place to live there's less traffic and so many people last night after the show were like move here when you moving here and I'm like I'm going to talk to Andrew about it you should we have to move together yeah but look we could have him be like a house that we come every once in a while you should you should

look Santina would love it here he would love it here he likes doing TV shows too though that [ __ ] idiot yeah but I know but it's a different craft and it's you know I'll tell you something guys like no but guys like Schultz and these young guys right it's not a part of their dream but when I came to La I was like I want to do movies I love movies get I love watching it but here's the thing Bobby you can always still do movies I still get offers for movies you can

still do them yeah I know I am doing them yeah 100% could go back and do them you you're a free man I know and you've got some cash I know but coms make fun of me about it you should see hch Cliff's apartment oh my God HFF has his [ __ ] insane apartment with this giant balcony what you can get here in Austin would cost you $20 million in New York wow oh my God it's incredible the life there is amazing the life in in downtown Austin yeah there's so many great restaurants people

are cool as go to the pasta bar it's going to be great oh that place is great great dude it's incredible here I know it is dude and there's so much live music here I mean Gary Clark Jr has a club he has antones he's one of the owners there he's there all the time last night after the show this tall blonde that would never talk to me in La came up to me gave me a side hug ooh side hug we had we connected eyeballs yeah and I if I lived here I think I

could right and I'm like that also is an incentive yeah you know what I mean cuz I'm girls I love Texas women they're so nice I know they're so womanly I love womenly womanly yeah that's what I like yeah I love it too like Anyway really good to be here great to have you leave you can bail if you want you going to do you going to keep going yeah keep going why what we can stop I yeah it doesn't matter it doesn't no we're talking two and a half hours is that's good enough that's

huge that's plenty yeah yeah yeah but if I leave you're going to keep going no no stop all let's just stop now so the next time I have other things I want to talk about Perfect all right perfect thanks for having me on beautiful podcast it was beautiful thank you so much my pleasure brother watch the drug store June so now that we cracked our our ice and we did this we'll do them more often right yeah 100% 100% And please consider moving here man you awesome it's it's a thing like I said Theo's considerate

Paulie's considerate Paulie Shore is a different human being now is so loose and so friendly and so silly on stage oh I love him and he's killing I love him he went up in the in the little in the little boy the little room and I hadn't seen him in years and I go dude that was so funny you were so loose yeah and he was like at The Comedy Store I was always tense yeah it's like it's hard for me to be free he's he's a different person I would also I wouldn't be in

this business with got him and that family her oh her I mean that's why she's here she said two things to me as a young comic okay she's it's a sin to support mediocrity right I still don't know what it means but I still have it in my heart but then one day I was at bully restaurant you I mean in la Hoya with her I was when Freddy soda used to drive her down he to go come eat with us I miss Freddy so much I do too yeah yeah and so one day we

were sitting there at Bully's restaurant in La Hoya and she goes do you know what makes a star I go what she goes 50% of the people have to love you but it's okay with that other the other half hates you it's all in the same right and it's like when I read bad comments now on you know cuz I get some because I'm like I've risen right I just take that into the thing that it's like it's a tension right it's not personal you know what I would tell you to do don't read them

yeah I haven't don't read anything yeah yeah yeah you don't read no no I don't read articles about me I don't read [ __ ] but if you read it would hurt your feelings it could yeah it could it could bother you all right you're a human being you someone says something especially if it's not true and it's and it's influencing people in a [ __ ] up way or it Paints the least charitable version of you people also don't realize that I'm a sensitive guy we're all sensitive they're sensitive too that's why they're lashing

out the reason why they're writing mean [ __ ] is because they know what hurts them a kind person a happy person wouldn't be writing shitty things about you they're doing it because they're it's that old expression hurt people hurt people but when they make [ __ ] up dude the other day I read I'm sorry I read this this is what I read I heard Bobby Lee abuses his animals okay like why the because they want to hurt your feelings they want you to get angry catou I believe you she dude yeah I get

them the best I go what's the most expensive [ __ ] the healthiest [ __ ] should they have all those oils and stuff on this it's not everyday event like you know every other month yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what I mean like isn't it weird that cats hate water but they love fish I know it's kind of crazy right it's crazy yeah it's we they love fish they love fish they don't want to go nowhere near that [ __ ] water yeah yeah yeah yeah anyway I don't abuse my animals I love

animals more yeah I know but it's like insane of course you don't of course you yeah yeah so I don't read it and um yeah just don't read it because even if you read a hundred things that are awesome one that sucks is going to like stick in your head because that's how a human mind is designed it's designed to find danger and conflict and look out for it because it could hurt you and so when you see that one thing that's the thing you're going to concentrate on it's the one person that hates you

why do they hate me oh my God what if they're near me that feeling of hate is the same feeling that you would get if there's someone that's dangerous that's from another tribe that's looking at you over the hill and you think they might want to kill you like ah [ __ ] and you have to think about them you don't think about your friends that love you you think about the danger and that's natural it's a natural inclination of the human mind so you do that with social media too you don't seek out the

danger then no don't do it and don't spread it either the people that spread it you you don't realize what you're doing but you're also affecting yourself CU you know that what you're doing unless is like the person you're going after some legitimate Nazi or something you know I mean like most of the time when people are attacking they're they're they're attacking someone to try to hurt them because they know that they can be hurt too it's like a lot of the people that are doing this [ __ ] on social media all day long

they're we know them they're mentally ill people I don't need to name any names but K but there some of our severely mentally ill people that are just liars they're insane they're full of [ __ ] they're they're they're on medication and in therapy and then just lashing out at other people's behavior and it's like they don't realize that like to be a good person also means to be nice to everybody it doesn't just because someone has a differing view on something you can't demonize them and turn them into a non-human but people do that

because they're terrified of that happening to them yeah and I also don't like when people try to do things like that I'm not mad at them either I don't have like a thoughts of Revenge or you you know I mean I you know I just you know I just feel bummed that like they feel that way or whatever you know what I mean but I have no I have I I have love for people I know you do yeah I do yeah I have love for you Bobby okay anyway thank you bye everybody bye bye

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