I Built a HEART Factory in Minecraft

this is a heart Factory producing an infinite amount of Hearts unlimited ores and of course child labor okay see this server has been stealing my hearts for years and every time I craft one back well so I needed a way to outs Supply their demand and fast now I think 100 Hearts is a pretty good starting goal because it'll only take 100 totems and thousands of diamonds ancient debris and Redstone so we're basically building four factories all at once but first things first I need a good spot to build it and I figure since factories

are slowly killing our real planet what better place than a mutating island of fungus and Decay even the cows look like they're about to sprout a tentacle I hope not but we'll start off with just a touch of terraforming oh well look who it is ow lucky it's not a glue factory then we'll plop down a little building platform and now we can start building up the factory and the first block on our list is deep slate but unfortunately we're going to need a lot more than I thought luckily there's a pretty easy way to

get it without even digging because over the last few months my YouTube feed has been flooded with tunnel boards which provide tons of useless ores and deep slate so like any self-respecting YouTuber I made a fake Discord account joined a random server and stole the first tunnel Bo schematic I could find but uh okay I'm going to need some help and there is only one person I could turn to dearest WBA it is with a somber heart I must confess that I have your under your most to tell me why the heck does this thing

explode every time I turn it on thank you oh Bry what else could I expect from such a nefarious individual such as thy I humbly accept your transgression and as such will answer and hopefully fulfill your quest yeah the machine broke in 1.20 XD luckily after two more days of scouring YouTube I found an eerily similar board design which solves that very issue now I just need to build it without blowing up there's no way this goes wrong okay so I think it's done it's going to work I have faith I have so much Faith

it's going to work and not blow up oh please work there only one way to know yes oh yes beautiful beautiful th slate it gets like almost two stacks every time I press a button it's so cool I just going to blow some stuff up and squeal like a child for the next like hour oh look trash that's [Music] better well I think that should be just about enough deep slate for this project so let's go build ourselves a foundation stop spitting I am trying to save you all right we're looking pretty good the foundation

is almost completely done I don't think I've ever worked so hard to not work so hard in my life but on to the next item copper but since this thing takes almost 45,000 copper ingots to build I'm going to scam the other players out of it instead and all good scams start with a commercial Hello friends and welcome to times running out retirement home where our research shows that companions are the best way to delay your favorite old person's inevitable death and what better companion for an aging player than a block that can actually age

with them and by donating your useless copper to our facility you'll be helping our elderly slip into that seemingly endless abyss of death with a smile on their face so please log on and donate your copper oh no where's Harold You'll Never Take Me Alive Harold has been neutralized over oh God what a I done well let's just send it to the rest of the server build a little donation center and hopefully by the end of the weekend every single one of these chests will be completely full of copper okay it's been a couple days

let's take a look at what we got oh see this is exactly what good marketing wait the rest of these are just freaking empty so that means in total we got about 8,600 ingots out of like 50,000 that is uh that is not great but on the bright side I also learned over the weekend that falsifying Charities can land you 10 years in prison so subscribe and who knows you may even get to be a witness in my trial okay I'm just going to go find a copper vein or like 20 6 hours later that

took so much freaking longer than I thought it would but still not nearly as long as crafting an entire thing charity or it's jail time anyways let's get all this smelted up throw down a few thousand copper blocks and what did you do with the other one you're welcome and just like that uh wait hold on a second whoos now that is what I call a factory which is also floating above an empty pit but not for long because no Factory is complete without a moat of toxic sludge surrounding it luckily I still have about

three double chest worth of sand from The Giant Egg Vault we built in my last video um whoo whoa whoo whoo whoo whoo where's all my freaking sand uh what what what what your sand what what is your sand what forc said I could have your sand sorry I took it jumper that's right my own teammate is a Thief oh fory oo you gelatinous slimy Little Blue Devil and there's only one way to deal with traitors on life steel dig say it again say it I shall not steal from brzy he is weak and poor

and very kind very good get to digging I'm dying Grandpa last two d B you keep digging is this legal well now that we've got all this sand I just need to build a little smeltery smelt all 20,000 pieces into glass and with a little baa we have ourselves a disgusting pool of toxic sludge surrounding our beautiful Factory and look at this thing with shaders it actually glows green dude it's looks so freaking cool oh my gosh clutch I did it anyways now that the structure is officially done it's time to get this thing pumping

out those hearts but to do that we're going to need loads of diamonds ancient debris red stone and totems and the fastest way to get totems is a RAID Farm but life steal has a very strict rule against afking at raid Farms so this design by en x04 is pretty much perfect as long as I skip the whole make it afkable part of the video remember always ask for forgiveness not permission but here's the issue every time I want to use this thing I have to start a raid which means coming all the way over

to this Outpost and waiting like an entire minute for one of these captains to spawn to get the bat Omen effect and that's just ridiculous so I built this instead which is a super overpowered Pillager Farm by Nico is lost and although this bad boy doesn't give us totems it does give us the bad Omen effect in drobes and if you're wondering if it's so efficient then why are you down 700 levels and a heart well let's just say you have to spend Hearts to make hearts oh no oh no oh no b b b

what's H what just happened anyways so now I can get the bad Omen effect in about 10 seconds head back over to the raid farm and with a few meaty slices we have ourselves a totem so I'm going to spend the next couple hours not afking and getting as many totems as possible at least that's what I thought well folks um I have to be honest with you about something there is a big problem going on and I'm really not sure how to address it or what to say so I'm just going to rip it

off like a Band-Aid and that is that the raid Farm is absolutely killing it someone should these for sure so I think we can cross totems off our list next up diamonds and Redstone the problem is strip mining for that much ore would probably take me weeks I'm sort of regretting burning those diamonds earlier lucky for us I've already built the solution to our problem well a miniature version so let's give it an upgrade stupid thing God now that is what I call a solution and I named it the mega boore uh and it's a

little excessive but uh okay this is for all the marbles baby please don't blow yourself up okay here we go oh it worked oh I think it worked oh it definitely worked okay we are about to get so many diamonds so I'm just going to run this thing until we get every single diamond we need or blows itself up [Music] again okay that one doesn't count dude check out this tunnel I mean this thing is over 1,000 blocks long it's actually insane but what's even more insane that got us every single diamond and Redstone Dust

we needed to craft 100 hearts and just look at the factory I mean this puppy is aging it's it's aging well though it's aging very well but regardless 100 Hearts requires 1,600 pieces of both gold and ancient debris which most people would just patiently Place thousands of beds in TNT to get but since we're building a heart Factory I don't need to mine the nether I need to decimate it and this design by Ray Works can do just that because with the flick of a lever we can create our own little nuclear catastrophe and now

that we've replicated the Canyon down here I can fill it with the most OP ancient debris minor in existence all right it may not look like much but this thing is basically the Death Star see a couple months ago I came across an interesting video by dark showing a little machine they call the mining Cannon and the way it works is basically by hurling hordes of active TNT into unloaded chunks blasting tunnels thousands of blocks long in under 20 minutes Expos exposing all the ancient debris in its path meaning we can get ourselves a whole

stack and 19 in under an hour that is actually crazy but we can make it even Crazier by building two of them side by side oh my God not now please oh my God this game terrifies me so I'm just going to turn this nether into swiss cheese and get as much ancient debris as possible all right right so it's been about a day and I've learned quite a bit about this machine like not to go anywhere near it while it's running uh I think it blew up again and if I put just a few

more items in this dropper we can blast tunnels over 7,000 blocks long which bumped our average output to over two stacks of ancient debris an hour and that's without being able to use elytras on This Server which would have definitely been helpful in those lava Pockets a a birds but on the bright side I think we should have just about enough ancient debris this thing makes me feel like I'm living inside a meme that means that we officially have all of the ingredients to make our hearts so it's time to put our Factory to work

and I don't know if I've actually mentioned this yet but hold on what is that come H how do I get you out of here anyways like I was saying but this place is actually huge huge huge huge huge huge sorry so I'm going to need to divvy this place up into a few different sections and first up is the smeltery because if I'm going to use this place to smelt an entire shulker box of ancient debris then it's going to look good while it doesn't check it out we've got lava vaated ceilings Advanced blacksmith

benches death spikes and an infinite fuel source but it is missing one very important element patches oh my friend my dearest dearest old F no hey don't run away patches the boat is that way we're leaving I'll be back for all your friends later I think I just saw an oay I hear it aha aha look at you here oh take Patch's sword take no no no no no no no no no come here there you go now you have a deadly weapon oh don't poke me with that thing holy that is weird let's go

come on ah back together again just like the good old days a patches ah a perfect fit for a perfect pal speaking of which why don't you make like a good little Smurf and just hang out in the mushroom now we just got to smelt up all the gold in ancient debris plop them into our smeltery load chests and we are one step closer to getting a 100 freaking Hearts but just to make sure that nobody gets in or out without my permission I kind of think this place needs a front door but not just

any front door a jumbo door so this is mumbo's world of doors honestly it's probably more of a Multiverse at this point but I really like this last door over here the problem is this door opens downward and I'm looking for more of a castle gate style but with a little literal reverse engineering I think I can make those dreams come true in no time thousands of Tears later so that was supposed to be a cheeky little quick cut Montage of success but instead I have left a trail of failure in my P path on

the bright side I think I finally have a working version of this door C boom I mean it's always been a dream of mine to collaborate on a redstone Contraption with the great mumbo jumbo even if he has no idea it's happening anyways now I just need to slap that bad boy on the server and perform one final test okay patches this is it if you can make it all the way to that door before it closes is you will be free to roam the world once again okay patches are you ready 3 2 1

go oh here he goes I hope you make it [Music] patches I hope you make it that's going to be close oh Jes he made it he made it through what God I didn't think you he sprinted in a straight line oh you're absolutely right I was never going to let you go free but you did great patches really congratulations welcome back oh my gosh that was a riot now it's time to get serious because this place is still not looking very Factory esque and when people walk through this door I want to wow them

I want them to be inspired I want to tell them a story with blocks I want them to involuntarily exclaim things out loud like holy cow that is way too much copper and they're completely correct but let me give you the tour we've got state-of-the-art reinforced walkways a working conveyor belt system toxic w waste storage bins Vats and overflow it's also a glowing radioactive Hazard and it looks so freaking cool dude look at this and the most important element of all sponsor signage yes I'm sponsoring my own Factory because this has taken me well over

100 hours at this point but over here I've also added a little section I call the Wall of Shame listing every player on This Server who has unjustifiably or not Killed Me In Cold Blood and the different armor sets are to indicate player threat levels now you're probably wondering who will be operating all this heavy equipment in such dire working conditions and I feel the only logical answer is a child labor force who can easily fit into small spaces and is far less likely to strike than their adult counterparts that is a real thing people

did Google it so first let's make a few villager breeders give them some food to set the mood oh there he is oh my God he's adorable and like the Fountain of Youth itself we have our first little underpaid worker but I also can't afford to allow adult workers with an understanding of selfworth running a muck in my facility so I've implemented not one but two retirement centers it's kind of like an HR department but the r stands for recycling see observe as one of our eldest workers decides on their own fruition to hang it

up one final time they get shot up a water stream or sent on one final tour of the whole facility and are transported to a nice Farm far away where they can live out the rest of their days so there's two more actually important elements I need to add to this Factory the heart ingredient retrieval system and the Heart Storage Bank now really we could just simplify both of these things with a single block but I have two gaping holes on each side of the factory that I kind of need to fill and I think

I actually have a pretty fun way of accomplishing that the inreda launcher 6000 basically anytime this dropper gets an item it gets shot out straight into the honey block and when we give it a signal it launches the items across the factory right into the crafting area but since the ingredients themselves are going to be stored so far away I need a way to know how much we actually have in the system which I can do with a little lamp Tower some comparators and a whole lot of Hoppers so now when we put something in

the system it flows down our little Hopper chain and indicates just how full each ingredient line is but I also need this thing to shoot out various amounts of each ingredient for every heart like one totem four diamond blocks 32 redstone blocks and 16 pieces of gold and netherite scraps and I think I can do this pretty easily with a semi sticky Etho Hopper clock I don't know if that's an actual thing but it is today but now if I want four items I just hit this note block ah it fires it back and we

get exactly four items that's so sick dude and with a little our ingredient launcher is complete so now if I press our not block we should start seeing a totem diamonds gold and ancient debris and uh an adult and Redstone okay did it give me let's see if let's see if we got all the right numbers hold on hold on let's not celebrate yet 16 16 32 3 and one oh my goodness it okay A little bit of a problem with the diamonds but wherever will I get a diamond block I don't know found one

and with that we can officially craft our very first heart boom back to 10 woo I have never been so happy to be completely average in my life now we could use this thing to get all the way up to 20 Hearts but even still we're going to have like 90 extra Hearts which is where a heart Bank comes in handy now this thing pretty much uses the same Concepts as the ingredient launcher but with one very adorable difference yes and bring your little friend too there's unpaid labor to do I would like you to

take take that and you to take that basically instead of using input chests I can have these Little Cuties do the dirty work for me and observe I throw a heart they come and grab it and they take it straight into the system where it gets processed and counted and if I want to get a heart back out all I have to do is hit this note block and after a couple seconds a heart gets launched out jumps across the toxic radiation right into my hands so with that I think it's time to finally see

exactly what 100 Hearts looks like on live [Music] steel and here we go ladies and gentle gentlemen this is it heart 100 baby check that out holy dude it's beautiful and I don't just mean having a 100 Hearts all to myself minus the ones that the allo have stolen from me but just take a look at this place I mean between the terraforming the resource Gathering building more resource Gathering designing Contraptions and even more building this might honestly be my proudest accomplishment in Minecraft of all freaking time because a view like this makes it all

worth it isn't that right patches well that was rather rude and after putting so much work into this Factory I had to show someone oh my goodness wa it aged a lot this is so cool thank you oh my God my mom always told me to avoid touching G green toxic waste this is about to be oh dude wait wait wait a second frzy wait a second what are the child labor laws like on this island don't worry about child labor laws see when they grow up there's actually a uh retirement center as you can

see oh really so like he drops down here and then like there's water at the bottom and he falls through and it's like this really oh no never mind okay no he's just dead okay why do you do the things that this is such a cool place what oh my God wait look there's armor up there oh there's names too wait what that's the Wall of Shame and it has a light on for everyone that's killed me have I killed you I'm just going to put my stuff away real quick okay but the armor shows

different threat levels so like you and pangy are both mid tier I've got to be more than a threat from that see Bry you've made a big mistake okay okay okay Diamond you get diamond you get full diamond all right as soon as I get more diamonds no I've got to be more than a thre it's a scale it's a oh and there it [Laughter] goes so what do you think I should do with 99 Hearts don't try to undercut the Pirates Bry craft you'll end up um hurt you'll end up heartbroken wow my bad