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wait so you're telling me that tiny thing could actually kill Commander KX like for real zix tall leaned closer to the containment field their four crystallin eyes reflecting the Shimmer of the force barrier as they studied the minuscule arachnid within Professor Helena Chen suppressed a smile maintaining her professional demeanor despite the urge to laugh at the alien students incredulity that's correct the Brazilian wandering spider specifically this female phoneutria nigriventer is considered one of Earth most venomous spiders size isn't everything in nature especially on our planet the classroom of 15 arxan exchange students buzzed with a

mixture of chittering and crystallin vibrations their species equivalent of excited Whispers their towering crystallin forms ranging from 8 to 10 ft tall made the standard-sized classroom feel rather cramped the fact that they were all trying to crowd around a tiny spider in a 6-in containment Cube only added to the comical scene but Commander KAC survived Direct plas fire in the Riel campaign another student mixor protested their crystalline structure flickered with bands of Deep Purple a sign of distress in arxan physiology he once lifted a small shuttle with his bare manifestation Fields ah yes your famous

Commander Helena nodded pulling up a hollow screen with kx's impressive military record the Arian Warrior was indeed legendary even by human standards while I don't doubt his incredible achievements you're making a common mistake in xenobiology assuming that physical strength correlates with resistance to toxins she tapped the containment field causing the spider to shift slightly the entire class flinched backward in perfect Unison their crystalline bodies chiming like a startled Windchime Orchestra Helena bit her lip to keep from chuckling you see the furius Venom is a complex cocktail of neurotoxins it doesn't care how strong your crystalline

Matrix is or how many manifestation Fields you can generate once it enters your system she paused for dramatic effect it begins attacking your nerve cells directly but but we don't even have nerve cells like yours zix tall protested we have crystallin neural Pathways exactly Helena's eyes lit up and that's where it gets fascinating your crystallin neural pathways are actually more susceptible to certain components of the Venom than human nerve cells our research team discovered this completely by accident last year when she was interrupted by the classroom door sliding open a massive crystallin figure ducked through

the entrance his form ra radiating an aura of authority that immediately silenced the room Commander CarX himself decorated war hero of the arxan Defense Force had arrived for his scheduled observation of the xenobiology class Commander the students snapped to attention their bodies resonating in Perfect Harmony a sign of deep respect in arxan culture kx's crystalline form shifted through various shades of blue as he surveyed the room at ease students Professor Chen I trust today's lesson is proceeding well oh perfectly timed Commander Helena smiled warmly we were just discussing how this little one here could theoretically

be lethal to an arxan of your impressive stature KX approached the containment field his massive form dwarfing everything around him he studied the spider with what Helena had learned to recognize as Arian Amusement rapid flickering of pale yellow throughout his Crystal Matrix Professor Chen while I respect Earth's remarkable biodiversity surely you're exaggerating for educational impact fact this creature is barely visible to our Optical sensors would you care to review the chemical analysis Commander Helena's smile turned slightly mischievous as she pulled up another hollow screen we've done extensive testing on the Venom's interaction with crystalline neural

Pathways the results are quite conclusive What followed was 15 minutes of increasingly animated discussion as KX reviewed the data his crystalline form cycling through various colors of disbelief shock and finally grudging acceptance the student watched in amazed silence as their legendary Commander was systematically convinced that yes this tiny Earth arachnid could indeed end his illustrious military career in under 30 minutes remarkable KX finally admitted his form settling into a thoughtful shade of green simply remarkable and you say this isn't even your most dangerous spider oh not even close Helena grinned wait until you hear about

the Sydney funnel web spider or better yet let me tell you about some of our cone snails professor zix interrupted their Crystal Matrix pulsing with curiosity is this why the unified species Council classified Earth as a death World death World Helena blinked is that what they're calling us now indeed KX confirmed Earth was officially classified as a class 13 death World shortly after first Contact it's one of the reasons why this Exchange program is considered an Extreme Survival course in our education system Helena couldn't help but laugh out loud this time a death world because

of some spiders and snails oh wait until you see what we have planned for next week's lesson on Australian Wildlife the entire class's Crystal matrices flickered with alarm patterns speaking of which Helena continued reaching for another containment field who would like to meet a box jellyfish the sound of 15 arxan students simultaneously backing away from her desk created a harmonic resonance that nearly shattered the classroom Windows Professor Chen kx's voice carried a note of Newfound respect I'm beginning to understand why humans have such a formidable reputation in the galaxy to evolve on a planet with

such lethal life forms oh these aren't even the scary ones Helena waved dismissively these are just the ones we can safely keep in a classroom remind me to tell you about our bacteria sometime or viruses or you know what's really interesting prons the class spent the next hour in a fascinating discussion about Earth's most lethal small organisms with CX taking extensive notes and occasionally radiating patterns of disbelief by the end of the lesson the legendary Commander had requested permission to audit future classes for tactical research purposes as the students filed out still chattering about the

deadly spider Helena overheard zix tall whisper to mixv no wonder humans aren't afraid of anything in space their entire planet is trying to kill them I heard they keep some of these creatures as pets mixor responded their Crystal Matrix showing patterns of horror actually Helena called after them unable to resist many humans consider spiders to be beneficial household guests they help control pest populations the crystalline chiming of shocked arxan students echoed down the hallway followed by kx's Deep resonant laugh Professor Chen I believe you enjoy terrorizing my students a bit too much Commander Helena grinned

carefully securing the spider containment field would you believe me if I told you that this isn't even the most dangerous thing in this classroom kx's form shifted to a questioning purple what could possibly be more dangerous than that spider Helena tapped her Temple the human brain Commander after all we're the species crazy enough to study these creatures extract their Venoms and figure out how to use them did you know we're actually developing new medicines based on spider venom the Commander's crystalin form briefly displayed patterns that Helena's xenobiology training suggested meant humans are insane but his

voice carried only admiration Professor I believe I speak for all Arians when I say we are both terrified and impressed by your species that's probably the wisest reaction Helena agreed then added with a wink just wait until next semester when I teach the course on human microbiomes did you know the average human body contains about 39 trillion bacteria the pattern of color that rippled through kx's form at that Revelation would become legendary among future generations of arxan Xeno biologists studying human Arian first Contact footage it was later described in academic papers as the exact moment

when the arxan Defense Force realized that every human was technically a walking biological weapon as KX left the classroom still processing this new information Helena began preparing for her next lesson she smiled to herself remembering the old saying about how the most dangerous thing on Earth was human Ingenuity the Arians were about to learn that humans hadn't just survived their death world they'd learned to understand it study it and even harness its most lethal aspects for their own purposes and that perhaps was the scariest thing of all the next day enrollment in the earth Sciences

program at the arxan military academy tripled the official reason given was critical tactical Research into potential biological warfare vectors The Unofficial reason whispered in crystalline vibrations among the students was much simpler Know Thy Neighbor especially if they evolved on a planet where everything is trying to kill them and they somehow turned it into an advantage meanwhile in her office Helena was already planning next week's lesson on platypus Venom box jellyfish neurotoxins and the blue ringed octopus she had a feeling the commander would particularly enjoy learning about how these creatures had influenced human medical research after

all what better way to demonstrate Humanity's unique approach to survival than by showing how they turned their planet's deadliest weapons into tools for healing it was she mused a perfectly human solution to living on a death world if you can't beat them study them until you figure out how to use their weapons for your own purposes the small spider in its containment field seemed to wave one of its legs almost as if agreeing with her thoughts Helena smiled and made a mental note to request more containment Fields she had a feeling she'd be getting a

lot more visitors to her classroom in the coming weeks in the end it wasn't the size of Earth's creatures that impressed the galactic Community it was Humanity's ability to not just survive among them but to thrive study and even benefit from their deadliest aspects it was a lesson the Arians would never forget especially after Commander kurac submitted his revised threat assessment of Earth to the unified species Council the classification was upgraded from class 13 death world to class 13 death world with extremely resourceful inhabitants it was the first time in Galactic history that a planet's

classification had needed a subtitle and somewhere in her classroom Helen aen smiled knowing that her next lesson would only reinforce that classification after all she hadn't even started on the topic of Australian Wildlife yet today class we're going to discuss something that makes that spider look like a friendly pet Professor Helena Chen's voice carried a note of mischievous anticipation as she addressed her now expanded class of 30 Arian students Commander KAC sat in the back his crystallin form already showing ripples of concern what could possibly be worse than the tiny deathbringer zix tal asked their

Crystal Matrix flickering with what Helena had learned to recognize as nervous curiosity oh you're going to love this Helena grinned pulling up a holographic display today we're talking about something so dangerous that even humans treat it with Extreme Caution something invisible Relentless and absolutely fascinating from a scientific perspective the image materialized in the center of the classroom a microscopic view of a twisted protein structure this my dear students is a prion kx's form shifted to deep indigo a color Helena had never seen before Professor according to my briefing materials that's that's just a protein exactly

Helena's enthusiasm made several students lean back just a protein A misfolded protein that can trigger other proteins to misfold in the same way no DNA no RNA no cellular structure it's not even technically alive and yet she paused for effect it's practically indestructible and invariably fatal once symptoms appear the classroom erupted in crystallin harmonics of disbelief but how can something that's not alive be fatal mix for's voice carried genuine confusion that's the beauty of it Helena began pacing her excitement evident imagine a template that corrupts everything it touches turning normal proteins into copies of itself

you can't kill it because it was never alive traditional sterilization methods useless these things can survive autoclave temperatures some can even withstand radiation that would kill any living thing the students Crystal matrices were showing increasingly distressed color patterns CarX raised what passed for an arxan hand Professor Chen are you suggesting that Earth Harbors non-living particles that can convert other molecules into more of themselves exactly and here's the really interesting part they're species specific some prion diseases can jump between species While others are locked to a single species we still don't fully understand why wait Z

T interrupted their form flickering rapidly you said still don't fully understand you mean humans know about these things and continue to study them Helena's grin widened of course we have entire research facilities dedicated to understanding prons in fact we've made remarkable progress in recent years toward potential treatments for prion diseases the classroom fell silent enough to hear the subtle harmonic Resonance of the arxan crystal matrices let me make sure I understand this correctly KX spoke slowly his form cycling through various shades of blue and purple your species discovered proteins that can corrupt other proteins are

virtually indestructible and cause inevitable death and your response was to build Laboratories to study them more closely well how else would we figure out how to fight them Helena Shrugged that's kind of our thing you know find something dangerous study it learn to deal with it and hopefully find a way to use use it to help people help people mixv for's Crystal Matrix was showing patterns of utter confusion how could you possibly help people with something like this oh you'd be surprised understanding Pyon Behavior has given us incredible insights into protein folding and misfolding this

research is crucial for treating various neurodegenerative diseases we're even exploring applications in Material Science after all a self-propagating protein configuration has some interesting potential applications if we can control the class stared at her in unified crystallin horror Professor kx's voice carried a note of resigned acceptance I believe I Now understand why the unified species Council recently added a notation to Earth's classification the new addendum reads warning local sentients have evolved unprecedented risk tolerance and scientific curiosity approach with Extreme Caution Helena laughed risk tolerance oh Commander you haven't seen anything yet next week we're covering super

saturated oxygen environments and why humans are basically walking chemical fires waiting to happen did you know we one of the few species that can survive in an oxygen-rich atmosphere most species would spontaneously combust the sound of 30 Arian students simultaneously realizing they were in a classroom with what they now understood to be a naturally occurring oxidation Hazard was something Helena would treasure forever but before we get to that she continued cheerfully let's talk about another fascinating Earth phenomenon autoimmune diseases you see sometimes our own immune systems decide to attack our bodies and we figured out

how to turn that into Medical Treatments the rest of the class was spent in a fascinating discussion about how humans had taken their body's own potentially lethal quirks and transformed them into therapeutic tools by the end even CX was showing color patterns that suggested a mixture of horror and admiration as the students filed out still vibrating with nervous energy ax remained behind Professor Chen he began his form settling into a thoughtful shade of green I've LED armies against some of the most dangerous species in the Galaxy I've faced plasma storms and gravitational anomalies but I

must admit your planet's hazards and your species approach to them are uniquely unsettling Helena smiled you know what's really interesting Commander everything we've discussed so far exists only on the macro scale wait until we get to Quantum biology and how Earth life might be utilizing Quantum effects did you know some scientists think our sense of smell might involve Quantum tunneling kac's form briefly flickered to pure white a color Helena had never seen in arxan physiology before Professor he said with what she recognized as carefully controlled calm I believe I Now understand why humans were so

quick to master faster than light travel your entire existance is a Quantum uncertainty event that's probably the nicest thing anyone's ever said about our species Helena beamed now about next week's lesson on extremophile bacteria kx's departure from the classroom was notably hastier than usual Helena could have sworn she heard him muttering something about updating the arxan defense Force's first Contact protocols to include the warning caution species has evolved to weaponize everything including their own biological failures she made a mental note to send him some reading material about how humans had learned to use viral vectors

for gene therapy after all what better way to demonstrate Humanity's adaptability than explaining how they turned their own pathogens into medical tools as she packed up her materials Helena reflected on how the Arian perspective of humanity had evolved over the course of her classes they'd started the semester thinking of humans as fragile beings from a dangerous world now they understood the truth humans weren't despite their deadly environment they were because of it the next day the unified species Council received a formal request from the arxan science acad Academy to establish a permanent research Exchange program

with Earth's universities the justification simply read they make death work for them we need to understand how Helena couldn't wait to show them how humans had learned to use neurotoxins as local anesthetics but perhaps she'd save the lecture on how they'd weaponized capsacin the thing that makes Peppers spicy into both a defensive spray and a food additive for another day after all you had to pace yourself when teaching aliens about the Wonder ful absurdity of human Innovation Professor Chen is it true that humans intentionally eat poisons for pleasure the question came from a new student

nxra whose crystalline form sparkled with genuine confusion Helena was in the middle of setting up for today's class when the question stopped her in her tracks she turned to face the now packed classroom of 40 Arian students plus Commander KX and two other military observers who had started attending after word of her lessons spread through the arxan Defense Force that's an interesting way to phrase it Helena grinned but yes we do in fact that's exactly what we're discussing today capin and other chemical compounds humans consume for fun kx's form shifted to what Helena now recognized

as his humans are insane color pattern a sort of shimmering mauve with gold Flex today's lesson Helena continued pulling up a holographic display of a chili pepper is about how humans turned plant defense mechanisms into recreational activities and Military applications who here knows what this is according to our xenobot database zix offered that's a plant that produces capsacin a chemical irritant designed to prevent consumption by mammals excellent and can anyone guess what humans did when we discovered a plant that literally evolved chemical warfare to stop mammals from eating it the classroom was silent for a

moment before mixor ventured hesitantly based on previous lessons you studied it and found a way to weaponize it oh better than that Helena beamed we turned it into a competitive sport the crystalline harmonics of confused Arians filled the room you see Helena continued pulling up more images humans not only eat these Peppers despite their defensive chemicals we deliberately breed them to be stronger we've created varieties so potent they can cause physical injury and then we hold contest to see who can eat the most Professor one of the new military observers interrupted their form showing clear

distress patterns are you saying humans engage in chemical warfare against themselves Mayas for entertainment absolutely and that's not even the best part we also turned capin into both a defensive weapon pepper spray and a food additive that millions of humans consume daily we basically said to the plant oh you evolved a chemical weapon to stop mammals from eating you that's cute we're going to eat you specifically because of that weapon breed you to make the weapon stronger and then use your weapon to season other Foods the classroom erupted in a cacophony of crystalline vibrations but

why KX asked his form cycling through various shades of disbelief well why not Helena Shrugged it turns out Capas in triggers pain receptors without causing actual damage Some Humans enjoy that sensation plus it has some interesting medical applications we've developed topical analgesics using capsacin essentially using the pain-causing chemical to treat pain she pulled up another display showing various hot sauces and pepper sprays and here's where it gets really interesting the same compound can be found in these commercial food products and these law enforcement grade weapons the only real difference is concentration and delivery method Professor

Chen nix's voice wavered slightly are you telling us that humans carry weapons that are essentially concentrated food seasonings now you're getting it Helena's enthusiasm made several students lean back and wait until you hear about tear gas and its relationship to Wasabi the rest of the class was spent exploring Humanity's peculiar relationship with chemical irritants from their culinary uses to their medical applications Helena particularly enjoyed explaining how the Scoville scale worked and watching the Arians try to process the concept of humans creating an objective measurement system for how much they could hurt themselves with food and

remember she concluded this is just one example of how humans take things that should kill or harm us and turn them into something useful or fun or both next week we'll be discussing alcohol fermentation and how humans discovered that controlled poisoning could be entertaining kx's form briefly displayed a pattern that the xenolinguistics department would later spend months trying to translate the closest they could come was evolutionary survival Instinct has left the chat as the students filed out still vibrating with a mixture of horror and Fascination Helena overheard one of the military observers muttering no wonder

they survived first contct act how do you intimidate a species that turns chemical weapons into hot sauce the next day the Arian diplomatic Corp sent an urgent update to all their field agents when dealing with humans do not assume that their consumption or use of seemingly harmful substances indicates hostile intent they appear to have evolved Beyond normal survival instincts and may actually be enjoying themselves meanwhile in her office Helena Was preparing next week's lesson on fermentation distillation and how humans had turned poison into a global industry worth trillions she had a feeling the commander would

particularly enjoy learning about how different human cultures had independently discovered that nearly anything containing sugar could be turned into alcohol she glanced at the small spider in its containment field still the star of her first lesson you know she told it maybe we should do a special class on how humans turned Venoms into medicines after all nothing says Humanity quite like looking at something that could kill us and thinking I bet I could use that to cure diseases the spider seemed to wave one of its legs in agreement or perhaps it was just repositioning itself

either way Helena knew one thing for certain her class was changing how the Arians viewed Humanity they'd arrived thinking of humans as surprisingly resilient for soft squishy beings they were leaving with the understanding that humans weren't just survivors they were Alchemists who turn deadly things into tools weapons medicines and entertainments as she finalized her lesson plans Helena received a notification that the unified species Council had added another amendment to Earth's classification warning local sentients demonstrate concerning ability to derive enjoyment from potentially lethal substances and situations cultural exchange programs should include comprehensive safety protocols for both

visitors to Earth and Earth substances being introduced to other worlds she couldn't help but laugh wait until they heard about humans in extreme sports after all nothing said Humanity quite like jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft for fun but that would be a lesson for another day for now she had to figure out how to explain to a room full of crystalline aliens why humans had looked at toxic fungus growing on grain and thought I bet if we refined this it would make great medicine the story of Ero and the development of modern Pharmaceuticals

would either Fascinate them or convince them that humans were entirely insane probably both today Professor Helena Chen announced to her now legendary xenobiology class we're going to discuss something something that makes everything else we've covered seem perfectly reasonable by comparison she paused enjoying the nervous crystalline harmonics that rippled through the classroom we're going to talk about human Sports and recreational activities Commander KX now a regular fixture in the back of the room along with a growing number of military observers and xenobiologist shifted to his characteristic preparing for human Insanity color pattern Professor zix ventured how

could human recreational activities be more concerning than your relationship with toxic substances Helena's grin widened tell me what would you call a species that invented something called base jumping she pulled up a holographic display showing humans leaping off various tall structures with nothing but fabric packs on their backs the entire classroom resonated with horror but that's not even the best part Helena continued cheerfully sometimes we do it in specialized suits that let us glide through the air like flying squirrels we call it Wings suit flying the fatality rate is well let's just say it's significant

Professor Chen one of the new military observers interrupted their crystallin form showing clear distress patterns are you suggesting humans willingly jump from lethal Heights for entertainment oh absolutely and that's just the beginning let me tell you about free solo climbing she switched the display to show Alex hanold scaling El Capitan this human is climbing a 3,000 ft vertical rock face without any safety equipment just his hands feet feet and an incredibly Calm Mind the classroom erupted in a Cascade of crystalline vibrations that nearly shattered the windows but why CX asked his form cycling through colors

Helena had never seen before for fun for the challenge because it's there Helena gestured enthusiastically humans have this fascinating drive to push boundaries even or especially when those boundaries involve potential death we see something dangerous and think I wonder if I could do that she switched the display again this time showing various extreme sports cave diving volcano boarding big wave surfing and proximity wing suit flying the class spent the next hour discussing various extreme sports and their technological spin-offs Helena particularly enjoyed explaining how the development of safety equipment for dangerous activities had led to advances

in Material Science and medical treatment protocols as the students filed out still vibrating with a mixture of awe and disbelief kthx remained behind professor Chen he began his form settling into what Helena now recognized as his philosophical contemplation color pattern I believe I finally understand why humans have been so successful in Galactic Society oh you're all insane he stated matter of factly but it's a highly productive form of insanity you see something that should kill you and instead of avoiding it you study it challenge it and ultimately Master it it's terrifying and impressive in equal

measure Helena beamed thank you Commander that's probably the most accurate description of humanity I've ever heard just wait until next week's lesson on extreme environment Sports wait until you hear about free diving kx's Hasty departure was accompanied by Crystal harmonics that the xenolinguistics department would later translate as oh God there's more the next day the unified species Council received another update to Earth's classification note human recreational activities often exceed survival probability calculations do not attempt to prevent humans from engaging in apparently suicidal behaviors they are probably doing it on purpose and have likely developed safety

protocols that while insufficient by any reasonable standard satisfy their peculiar risk assessment metrics in her office Helena smiled as she prepared her next lesson she had a feeling the commander would particularly enjoy learning about how humans had turned the simple Act of sliding down Frozen mountains on pieces of wood into an Olympic sport after all nothing said Humanity quite like looking at a snow covered cliff and thinking I bet I could ski down that the end