7 Signs Your Cat Thinks You Are an Idiot (But They Put Up with It Because They Love You)

hello humans It's Me Whiskers I've temporarily taken over the feline Fanatics office after the human staff were mysteriously locked out apparently somebody blocked up the keyhole with pieces of loose kibble anyway it's come to my attention and the attention of several of my feline friends that a lot of you humans are under the impression that we cats think of you as idiots who are only good for opening cans of cat food let me assure you now that nothing could be further from the truth we also think you're good for offering pets and emptying the litter

box don't worry it's not your fault not everybody can be as intelligent as a cat and it's not all bad your hilarious fails have been the inspiration for countless funny human videos on the secret cat version of the internet that we all browse while you're asleep to help you understand in this video we're going to be sharing the titles of the seven most popular funny human videos on music yoube and explaining why exactly we cats find these so hilarious but before we dive in why not subscribe and join our feline loving Community after all who

doesn't love us felines number one insane human Falls unconscious for eight full hours you guys might not get why this is funny but if you've ever woken up to find your cat peering at you with a kind of confused expression then you'll know that that a lot of us find your sleep habits very entertaining us cats need a lot more sleep than you do which makes sense given how much harder our brains work so why is it that you guys are the ones who seem to spend half your lives in the Land of Nod we

managed to split our required 16 hours into shorter hour long chunks throughout the day and night which ensures that we're just as likely to be up at 4:00 a.m. as 400 p.m. you guys meanwhile only have to sleep 8 hours a night and most of you barely reach that goal and you do it all in one massive block what's wrong with you you miss out on the best hours of the night it's no wonder that your night vision skills are so poor which brings me to number two humans falling over in the dark half hour

compilation okay okay I know that it's probably not too fun for the humans in this video but look at them you all trip over things so easily your night sight is so bad it's like you guys can't see in the dark at all wait what really right I feel kind of bad now about all those times I tried weaving my way in and out of my humans legs while they were walking through a dark room us cats are famous for our night vision although we can't see in total Blackness our eyes are very good at

seeing in very dim light we have about seven times the number of Rod cells in our eyes that you guys have making us very good at sensing light and motion plus our eyes have a layer of reflective tissue called the tapetum at the back which helps us gather the maximum amount of light as well as giving our eyes that Charming nighttime glow your pathetic human eyes don't have this which I suppose is why your eyes creepily don't seem to glow in the dark at all number three crazy human Wash's own scent off clothes again how

can you guys not see how hilarious this is what do you mean it's just some person doing laundry you humans have the worst senses of humor look everybody knows that if you want people to know that an object belongs to you you need to mark it with your scent us cats do this by rubbing our heads against things although we'd be able to do it a lot more effectively if you'd quit it with your weird thing about not peeing on the curtains how else are people supposed to know whose curtains they are you humans are

kind of bad at scent marking in general but even if you slack off when it comes to marking most of the things in your life you do tend to get your scent onto your clothing eventually but what do you crazy humans do once you've finally got your clothes nice and scented with your sweat and pheromones you put them in the magic spinning machine that makes them soaking wet and smell of soap why and what's weirder is that when we cats notice your mistake and try sitting on the stuff after it's dried off of course so

that someone's scent will be on it at least you guys freak out and start going on about cat hair humans are crazy number four human stares blankly at screen for hours look believe it or not we do understand the obsession with Blinky lights you think I don't indulge in a bit of laser pointer chasing every now and again one day I'll catch that red dot but you guys take it to the next level from the flat box you hold in your hand to the big one on the wall that you stare at to the folding

one with a keyboard you guys are obsessed with glowing screens it's weird and let me tell you nothing confirms the stereotype about humans being dumb than when a well-meaning cat tries to give you something more interesting to look at by standing in front of the screen so that you end up staring at them of course and you guys freak out and tell them to get out of the way what could be better to look at than a cat I ask you number five human bathing fail you guys may think that you run the world but

when it comes to something as simple as bathing yourselves suddenly you're worse than a six week old kitten how did you ever survive without us that's what I'd like to know I have never seen a human attempt to lick themselves or any other human clean I get that you're all in sanely inflexible human yoga and gymnastics compilations are another popular mewtube staple but you really need to make more of an effort it is funny to watch you all trying to find other ways to wash yourselves however those magic indoor rain showers are hilarious as are

those massive tubs of water that you dunk yourselves in you all make everything so complicated a lot of us have gotten fed up with watching you fail so miserably at such a basic task and have taken to trying to wash you ourselves but you guys make such a fuss when we try it's so annoying but also kind of adorable in a way number six this cat scratched their human what happened next was hilarious humans are wusses when it comes to getting scratched there I said it you guys get even the tiniest scratch not even from

being attacked just from playing together and you freak out the kind of scratch that a kitten would walk off is enough to send you into fish it's kind of funny but also annoying frankly you need to toughen up just because we've got a protective layer of fur and you've just got bare skin that's no excuse to make an unnecessary fuss number seven human freaks out over dead mouse this is one of my favorites look the human is bad at hunting like most humans are and so the cat has kindly brought them a dead mouse to

keep them going until they learn to do better but the human oh this is so funny the human just throws it in the big metal box it's like they don't even know how to eat look here's another one this time the cat has brought the human a live mouse that has been injured so that the human can get some practice at killing things but the human won't even go near it look at them standing on that high surface and screaming it's like they don't even enjoy the taste of mouse and yet the cat will keep

bringing them more and more because the thing is humans even though you're weird you don't need to worry you haven't been blessed with feline sensibility but you have been blessed with the love and affection of us cats and we'll always look out for you when we're not secretly filming you from mewtube that is and just as we protect you we trust you to protect us for some signs of this trust check out this video to learn how to re recognize when your cat feels safe with you