PRECONCEITO

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Video Transcript:
- So, what's the problem? - I'm feeling prejudice. - Against who?
- No, I'm suffering prejudice. - You're suffering prejudice? - Yes.
- Let's go to the stretcher, take off your shirt. - Okay. - Let's take a look.
Where do you feel it the most? - Everywhere. - Everywhere?
- Yes. - Your name is Felipe. .
. - Costa. If there was a Goldenberg or a Muhammad in the middle.
. . - Could it be the skin color, doctor?
- I think it's unlikely. . .
No, you're still white. . .
If you're white, it's impossible. - Dou you like people of the same sex? - No.
- Have you thought about it? - Yes. - You sure?
- Positive. - Does it bother you, handsome? - A little.
Take a deep breath and say this: I was eating jerimum. . .
- What? - I was eating jerimum. .
. - What is that? - Okay.
- Do you have tatoos? - No. - Where do you live?
- At Condomínio das Flores. . .
- Private condominium. - Yes. - What's your health plan?
- Private. Private. .
. Are you sure it's prejudice? Yes!
Last monday. . .
- Go ahead. - It's Clóvis! Hey, dork!
I left it downloading back home, don't worry! See ya! - That's Star Wars, right?
- Darth Vader's theme! So you're a nerd! Nerd!
- Nerd! Nerdo! - Cut it out, man!
- Look at those glasses! - Give my glasses back! - So you suffer from nerdism!
- So I suffer prejudice! Not really, you have a mild condition, it's also rare. - It can be trated.
- I thought prejudice was erradicated. No, prejudice is still one of the leading causes of death in the world. Not only in Brazil.
- Prejudice kills? - Damn right! But you have a mild case, just avoid MMORPG and four-sided dice, - you can return in 6 months.
- Thanks, doctor. - Can you call the next one for me? - Sure!
Thanks. Come in! - Paulo, my man!
Have a seat. - Thanks. - How's your throat?
- I've been avoiding air conditioners. . .
- For the record, you're a pagode singer, right? - I play tambourine too.
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