Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham (from "Inside" -- ALBUM OUT NOW)

welcome to the internet have a look around anything that brain of yours can think of can be found we've got mountains of content some better some worse if none of it's of interest to you you'd be the first welcome to the internet come and take a seat would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet there's no need to panic this isn't a test just not or shake your head and we'll do the rest welcome to the internet what would you prefer would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a

racial slur be happy be horny be bursting with rage we got a million different ways to engage welcome to the internet put your cares aside here's a tip for straining pasta here's a nine-year-old who died we got movies and doctors and fantasy sports and a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the different characters in harry potter [ __ ] each other welcome to the internet hold on to your socks cause the random guy just kindly sent you photos of his [ __ ] they are grainy and up-putting he just sent you more don't act

surprised you know you like it you [ __ ] see him at the head it'd get offended see a shrink show us pictures of your children tell us every thought you think start a rumor buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer or dm a girl and groomer do a zoomer find a tumor and you're here's a healthy breakfast option you should kill your mom here's why women never [ __ ] you here's how you can build a bomb which power ranger are you take this quirky quiz obama sent the immigrants to

vaccinate your kids could i interest you in everything all of the time a little bit of everything all of the time apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime anything and everything all of the time good i interest you in everything all of the time a little bit of everything all at the time apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime anything and everything all of the time you know it wasn't always like this not very long ago just before your time right before the towers fell circa 99 this was catalogued travel blogs a chat

room or two we set our sights and spent our nights waiting for you you insatiable you mommy let you use her ipad you were barely two and it did all the things we designed it to do now look at you oh look at you you you unstoppable watchable your time is now your insides out honey how you grew and if we stick together who knows what we'll do it was always the plan to put the world in your hands could i interest you in everything all of the time a bit of everything all of the

time apathy is a tragedy and boredom is a crime anything and everything all of the time could i interest you in everything all at the time a little bit of everything all of the time and all of the time