Cocodrilo - Cortometraje

"CROCODILE" "LIVE NOW" <i>. . .

and our mana's on the right. </i> <i>Mana is a sort of stamina you consume to attack. </i> <i>So far these guys are pretty lame, right?

</i> "You missed a Vaal orb" <i>Indy 95 says I missed a Vaal orb. </i> Nah, not worth it. <i>Well, I have loads.

It's not worth going back for them. </i> <i>Alright, let's activate the mini-boss. .

. </i> <i>and. .

. gotcha! </i> Good.

<i>I'll take the essences. </i> <i>But, really, we're pretty OP right now. </i> <i>Victor do you have a girlfriend.

</i> <i>Well. . .

no, no, I don't. </i> <i>Why, Pati M? You interested?

</i> <i>You must be new to the channel, otherwise you'd know I'm not into girls. </i> <i>So. .

. </i> <i>Sorry! </i> <i>We're leaving the cave; now let's go for the boss.

</i> <i>What's your favorite game? </i> What happened? My glasses.

Have you seen them? No. <i>So I'm not a huge fan of the franchise, but the last one was awesome.

. . </i> Alicia!

<i>One of the best movies I've seen this year. </i> Have you seen my glasses? Have you checked the jackets?

<i>Thanks, I know. </i> <i>What else. .

. Where are you from, Victor? </i> <i>I live in Madrid.

</i> <i>But if you're asking where I was born,</i> <i>I was actually born and raised in Barcelona. </i> <i>Hi from Argentina. Hello Argentina.

</i> <i>Why did you move? </i> <i>Well, I've always loved Madrid. </i> <i>Yeah, well, and because I don't really get along with my parents.

</i> <i>The hardest game? Dark Souls. .

. </i> Alright, found them! Okay!

<i>Do you parents know you're a YouTuber? </i> <i>You guys are nosy, this is what I get for saying you can ask me anything. </i> <i>Uh.

. . no.

They don't know. </i> <i>They don't know I'm a gamer. </i> <i>Actually, we're not talking anymore, so I doubt they'd know.

</i> <i>Why don't you make peace with your parents? </i> <i>I mean. .

. sure, I want to make peace with my parents,</i> <i>but. .

. </i> <i>Well, it's not that easy. </i> <i>I mean,</i> <i>it's not as simple as picking up the phone and calling my mom and saying:</i> <i>hey mom, sorry we haven't spoken in two years, right?

</i> <i>But how about we grab a cup of coffee one day. . .

</i> "Say something. . .

" <i>I mean, what do you think my mom would say? </i> <i>Sure son, whenever you want! </i> <i>No.

</i> <i>You're the best. Thanks. </i> "Say something.

. . " <i>Upload Fortnite.

Man, you guys are so pushy. </i> <i>Don't like that game. Sorry.

</i> "whenever. . .

" <i>How did you get the wings? </i> "whenever you want darl. .

. " <i>I got the wings for finishing 36 challenges in the breach league. </i> "whenever you want.

. . " <i>What's your favorite meal?

</i> <i>Good question, it used to be pizza. </i> <i>I'd have pizza for lunch, pizza for supper, pizza for breakfast. .

. </i> <i>But now. .

. </i> "whenever you want. .

. crocodile" <i>Now I'm more into Japanese food. </i> <i>So sushi, ramen, also noodles.

. . </i> <i>Okay, guys.

</i> <i>Let's move on with the campaign. Alright? </i> <i>Hold on tight, there's a boss fight now and he's a real asshole.