IMITOSE (AO VIVO)

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Imitose é uma doença pouco conhecida no mundo e tem um poder de epidemia devastador. A cada ano, mai...
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IMITOSIS Next. - Good evening. - Good evening.
- How are you doing? - Not so good. What's the problem?
Him. - What's with him? - He's imitating me.
- Who's him? - Him! No, but who's imitating who?
Him! Not me, him! It's simple, doc, this guy started to imitate me and never stopped since!
- "This guy"? You mean you don't know each other? - No.
So how did "he" started to imitate you? I was at a party, he approached me and started to imitate me! - Were it gestures, sentences, or all at once?
- All at once. - All of it? - All of it.
Sorry. - Name? - Luís.
- You're both named Luís? - No, I don't know his name or where he lives. .
. I mean, now he lives with me. - But have you tried to ask him his name?
- Yeah, you wanna see? What's your name? See?
He doesn't answer! Well, I'll have to run a test now. - It's a quick and painless test, with high technology, okay?
- Okay. High five. Told ya.
This means he's imitating. . .
- This means he's imitating you. - Yes. Is he mirroring you or is he doing exactly the same thing?
Sometimes he mirrors, sometimes it's the same thing. I see. Well, this is clearly a case of imitosis.
- Is it bad, doctor? - It depends, there's two kinds of imitosis. Simple and multiple imitosis.
Multiple imitosis has an enormous epidemic potential. - But it's extremely rare. - Is there a way to know the difference?
They are very similar, but I can only remember one case of multiple imitosis there was a time in Japan, when. . .
- Doctor, what's happening? - I guess this is a case of multiple imitosis. .
. - Oh my God, what now? - Calm down, you need to be calm!
I know, but you said it could become epidemic! - I know what I said! - So, he's starting to imitate you!
But we can still stop it. . .
It hasn't reached the advanced stage yet. - And what's the advanced stage? - The parasite multiplies and we don't know who's imitating who.
- I'm not following you! - You idiot, how long have you been with him? - About five days.
- Five days? Why didn't you come here before? - I had to respect the waiting period.
. . - Oh, my God.
. . Jinx!
Close the window! Hurry! Close the window!
It will spread throughout the planet! Close the window! I'll close it myself.
. . Oh, my God!
There's just a few! It's increasing! - I'd like salmon, please.
- Salt, hand. Cast stones, rocks. .
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