IMITOSIS Next.  - Good evening.  - Good evening. 
- How are you doing?  - Not so good.  What's the problem? 
Him.  - What's with him?  - He's imitating me. 
- Who's him?  - Him!  No, but who's imitating who? 
Him!  Not me, him!  It's simple, doc, this guy started to imitate me and never stopped since! 
- "This guy"?  You mean you don't know each other?  - No. 
So how did "he" started to imitate you?  I was at a party, he approached me and started to imitate me!  - Were it gestures, sentences, or all at once? 
- All at once.  - All of it?  - All of it. 
Sorry.  - Name?  - Luís. 
- You're both named Luís?  - No, I don't know his name or where he lives. .
.  I mean, now he lives with me.  - But have you tried to ask him his name? 
- Yeah, you wanna see?  What's your name?  See? 
He doesn't answer!  Well, I'll have to run a test now.  - It's a quick and painless test, with high technology, okay? 
- Okay.  High five.  Told ya. 
This means he's imitating. . . 
- This means he's imitating you.  - Yes.  Is he mirroring you or is he doing exactly the same thing? 
Sometimes he mirrors, sometimes it's the same thing.  I see.  Well, this is clearly a case of imitosis. 
- Is it bad, doctor?  - It depends, there's two kinds of imitosis.  Simple and multiple imitosis. 
Multiple imitosis has an enormous epidemic potential.  - But it's extremely rare.  - Is there a way to know the difference? 
They are very similar, but I can only remember one case of multiple imitosis there was a time in Japan, when. . . 
- Doctor, what's happening?  - I guess this is a case of multiple imitosis. .
.  - Oh my God, what now?  - Calm down, you need to be calm! 
I know, but you said it could become epidemic!  - I know what I said!  - So, he's starting to imitate you! 
But we can still stop it. . . 
It hasn't reached the advanced stage yet.  - And what's the advanced stage?  - The parasite multiplies and we don't know who's imitating who. 
- I'm not following you!  - You idiot, how long have you been with him?  - About five days. 
- Five days?  Why didn't you come here before?  - I had to respect the waiting period.
. .  - Oh, my God.
. .  Jinx! 
Close the window!  Hurry!  Close the window! 
It will spread throughout the planet!  Close the window!  I'll close it myself.
. .  Oh, my God! 
There's just a few!  It's increasing!  - I'd like salmon, please. 
- Salt, hand.  Cast stones, rocks. .
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