POLÍCIA MINEIRA (AO VIVO)

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Man, have you ever thought about moving to this place? This tranquility, the woods, deep in Minas Gerais. .
. This god-forsaken land? You crazy?
Take the rest of the product to Luís in Uberlândia, I'll go to Belo Horizonte to meet João, then we head back to São Paulo. - Fuck! - The cops, fuck!
Howdy. . .
Yer all surrounded, c'mere with yer hands up! - Go to the back! - Go, go!
Don't bother goin' through the back, I reckon we have men there already! Damn, Minas' police have recon teams! Yo!
Nobody's gettin' out! - We have hostages! We'll kill the hostages!
- Hostages! Y'all. .
. We send our drone thing a while ago. .
. and we know you boys have nothin' on ya. .
. - Nobody's gettin' out of this shit! - Nobody's gettin' out!
- We'll open fire! - There'll be some dead cops if you come here. .
. Geez, what's this smell? We've just baked some cheese breads, don't you wanna come taste'em?
- Nobody's gettin' out! - I'm just getting some and I'll return! - Man, I've got some goddamn munchies.
. . - Of course, you're using product!
- Nobody's gettin' out of this shit! - Nobody's gettin' out! Here.
. . We've killed a pig yesterday.
. . We're fryin' some cracklings now, ya'll want some?
We won't. . .
stay put! - I want a lawyer and the press! - And I want it all in a Tupperware to take home!
It's so good, man! He just killed it! - Nobody's gettin' out!
Nobody's gettin' out! Somebody will die! We've got some freshly brewed coffee.
. . - Coffee is dope.
. . - We can't miss it.
. . - What's up, dawgs?
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