Kat Timpf: Losing track of billions is not OK

[Applause] hi happy Tuesday everyone I'm cat Tim welcome to a special edition of gutfeld's all right cold temperatures have finally come to New York City it's so cold New Yorkers are actually going indoors to urinate Facebook and Instagram's parent company meta admits that they overdid it a bit when it came to moderating pandemic related content that's the weakest apology since the Titanic's captain said whoops an LA landlord claims that Hunter Biden tried to pay off $300,000 in back rent with paintings he made from his own poop gross I know although one man said he's interested

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hearing a lot if you watch this channel I agree with Bernie Sanders and not because we're always freezing um a few days ago a few days ago he suggested that Elon musk's Department of government efficiency AKA Doge might actually be great if the cuts include defense spending Elon Musk is right the Pentagon with a budget of 886 billion just failed its seventh audit in a row it's lost track of billions last year only 13 Senators voted against the military industrial complex and a defense budget full of waste and fraud that must change yeah yep thank

you then Elon replied cool now just saying cool may seem flippant but it's hard to impress a guy who's awesome at launching rockets and getting people pregnant but it's a big deal because the Pentagon does waste a ton of money and one of the main ways it gets away with it is by successfully smearing hearing people who dare to talk about this is somehow not caring about National Security or Worse not caring about the troops but it's something I've been talking about forever and I love the troops I love them so much I let a

troop get me pregnant thank you yes yes don't don't feel bad he got combat pay it's not the 86.5 million spent on Dei programs when studies show that those kind of programs don't even work or maybe even make things worse it's not just that report from a few years ago that found that the dod spent nearly $5 million on crab and lobster within a single month and $99,000 on one chair a chair that costs n Grand it's crazy that's almost as much as Greg spins on his daily shoe inserts I keep telling him you can

reuse them it's not just the absurd amount of money that we spend on foreign Wars insisting on being the world's policeman even though we're repeatedly failing to even be a good one it's all of it just losing track of billions of dollars is not okay and failing your seventh audit is not okay either especially because the Pentagon has only been audited seven times for those of you keeping score at home that is all of the audits if your kid failed 12th grade seven times you wouldn't give him money for college let alone nukes but yeah

Doge has its limits it doesn't have any formal Government powers and although it can recommend things for Trump to do anything massive in terms of savings or reorganization would need bipartisan Congressional support but one thing it's already done is get people talking about spending and not just any people or just any talking it's got Bernie Sanders and Elon Musk agreeing in the words of Greg Gutfeld when that street orphan dropped his last $5 I'll take it let's welcome tonight's guest you can call him to gab or schedule rehab host of ask Dr drewan Rumble Dr

Drew Pinsky one Christmas he gave his ex-wife his house actor writer comedian Jamie lissow everyone gets an adrenaline Spike when she's on the mic actress and comedian jaia Ying summer and he has to sit down to put the star on the top of the tree cuz he's big New York Times bestselling author comedian and former champ P okay Drew what do you think about about Doge I love it you love Doge my god I've been praying for something like this for 20 years I always wonder what would happen if people just downsize federal government by

20% it's so gone so far beyond its original intent yeah I I I got to tell you a quick story remember about 10 years ago when Chelsea Handler had that talk show on Netflix of course she goes you know I don't really anything about education so I because I'm I'm not educated so I'm going to bring in the Secretary of Education and learn something about education this was our President Obama's Secretary of Education and this nice young young man comes and she goes what is education what do you do as Secretary of Education goes what

do I do I protect the civil liberties of every student in this country and I thought oh my God they're it's not about education they're not doing anything related to education it must go yeah it must go period done I agree with that I agree with that Jamie I did not write this question okay I would never say this but it says Jamie had Trump and Elon formed Doge a long time ago do you think it could have saved your marriage and your sad excuse for life I don't know that seem that seems impossible um

I feel bad for laughing at that that's the question that was prepared it's funny cuz it's true um I don't think I needed Bernie Sanders to tell me that Elon was right you know what I mean like I feel like whenever Elon says something he's so smart I don't even need his reasonings behind it like he'll be like oh we should go to Mars because I go nah well let's just go I believe you like you're smarter than everyone else I believe it reminds me I was at a bookstore once and they had a book

and it was called the benefits of taking fish oils right it was like 500 pages and I just go you know what I'll just take them I'm not going to read the book like I trust you and the spending out of control you know they have because a lot of it they claim it's the use it or lose it situation where like if they don't spend these bill that's why they say they're like wasting money and I'm very familiar with us it or lose it I was told that uh by urologist at the end of

my marriage um he actually said my penis look like up like someone went out of town and forgot to tell their friend to water the [Laughter] [Applause] plants that sure paints a picture but $99,000 for a chair though people are up and up but I I remember when Clinton was President he offered to pay what $100,000 for one dress [Applause] oh m never over is it it's never over it's a nice chair though it's one of those ones that uh so Biden doesn't have to put his feet on the stairs it just goes up oh

nice yeah it's it's like a stair Force One xiaoying welcome to the show yes yes welcome to the show what would you what would you cut from the government if you could uh I would call a c the Dei because I'm an immigrant I'm a woman and after my uh last date I'm not gay so I'm I'm a walking Dei I'm already here I made it just to build a great wall I don't want no more younger PR Chinese woman coming in here to steal my man I'm good just build a wall cat I never

would have imagined she was an immigrant what gave it away doc Tyrus you know I to your point they don't the the Doge doesn't have any actual power but I think the power will lie in in the American people when we see who goes against the spending oo for a long time with politicians are like ah you get one in there it doesn't matter and we've had these career politicians who've been in for de like a Bernie Sanders who like serve with Jesus Christ so it's like we have to start getting these people out and

what a better way to see because here's the thing you can give the money back so if the tax money is not spent that's paid for by the American people at the end of the year then they get tax refund instead of oh we're going to get 9,000 chair or how can we spread this out or the fact that everyone who goes into government broke comes out with three Mansions how is that well I know how that is yeah exactly it's with all the ridiculous spending and bonus and this and missing money I mean it's

like a deadbeat dad's Treasure Trove to be in there like where's child support I don't know we we misappropriate it we'll get it next year I spent $10,000 on a daytime stripper it's the same thing as what they're it's the same argument so I think it's good because now when you vote you'll be like oh that person was against me and was against the country cutting our funding and stuff because we shouldn't be spending money on the Pentagon with dii stuff all that stuff is great it's just it's going to be up to the American

people to vote these clowns out there's another layer to that I I interviewed a guy who was in the um the HHS and he went over to State and he looks like somebody that should be an ally of the left he just got a he's a Trinidad man he's a brilliant scientist and they brought him in as one of them and said don't worry about these elected officials they don't have anything to do with the running of government we run the government that was one of the most disgusting comments I ever heard from a government

official they are unwilling to admit their job is to do the will of the people that's their job it is disgusting that they are so bureaucratically bloated and we spend so much money on them that they believe they are the government they are not they are there to do our will of the people period right and if they're soed that they can hide behind just thear side of bureaucracy we need to cut all that it's got to go and dude just for the record $10,000 is way too much for a daytime stripper you could have

bought a chair you don't know who Ty tyus whoa whoa whoa whoa okay first of all you you didn't know she was borign and now you're just assuming that I'm in daytime stripping I'm I'm past that that's behind me I'm very insulted I'm a I'm a nail lady I don't do my own nail but I am yeah you're a nail lady and I bounce the clubs I check IDs every night anything else do we are very offended by you yes thank you I'm leaving I love this no we need a doctor for what we're going

to do later you're deler a baby yeah we're going to do it also keep spending stats cat like just like where you can see how much each politician agreed to spending and how much was not spent to where just like every since we've become so polarized with politics now we can have stats like Bernie Sanders has six votes but 12.6 billion dollar in misappropriate funds that that'll that'll motivate some people to vote him out that's good yeah yeah I think like Bernie never had a job the only only time he had a job is when

he was working for CH Ma you know speaking of which if she's not an agent for Chinese Liberation why why isn't she why isn't she what's wrong with them just saying before we go how's that for a transition that's why I'm sitting in this chair several times a year if you want to see me on tour I'm going to be in Spokane Washington this Sunday December 8th everything else is sold out so that's your one chance get your tickets now at the real cat.com click here to subscribe to the Fox News YouTube page to catch

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