Friends: Ross Meets His Student Secret Admirer (Season 6 Clip) | TBS

Hey. . .

I just got my, uh, teacher evaluations. Check out what this one student wrote. "I loved Dr Geller's class.

"Mind blowing lectures. "Dr Geller, you are definitely the hottie of the paleontology department. " Ah, hotties of the Paleontology Department there's a big selling calendar, eh?

- Who wrote it? - Oh, I wish I knew. But the evaluations are all anonymous.

Oh, hey, do you still have their final exams? 'Oh, 'cause you can just match the evaluation to the exam with the same handwritin' and boom, there's your admirer. A hot girl's at stake and all of the sudden he's Rain Man.

Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute. W-why are we so sure that this is a girl?

It's a girl. Anyway, i-it wouldn't matter. Okay?

Because I'm, I'm a teacher, she's a student. - Oh, is that against the rules? - No, but it is frowned upon.

Besides, there's a big age difference. Oh, well think of it like this, when you're 90-- I know when I'm 90, she'll be like 80 and it won't seem like such a big difference. No.

That's not what I was gonna say at all. No, what I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old. Wow!

Looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester. - Professor Geller? - Yeah, well.

I wanted to say how much I enjoyed your class. Oh, thank you. Thanks very much.

Ow! Uh, I'm a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation. - That was you?

- Yeah. I felt a little weird about it. You're a teacher.

I'm a student. But would you maybe wanna go out with me sometime? Oh, I, I don't-I don't think that would be the best idea.

Oh, 'cause I was thinking, um. . .

. . the semester's over.

You're not my teacher anymore. What time? Oh.

. . you know what?

Forget it. I see you already gave me an A. - Gotcha.

- I'm kidding. Oh. So, so seriously, what time?

Coming through! Oh! Coming through!

Oh! Hello! Hi!

No! Right! Coming through!

Oh, okay, well, it's not so bad. Yeah, most of the damage is pretty mostly contained in the bedrooms. Hey, buddy, do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday?

- Excuse me? - Joey, he's working. You would look good in that.

- Oh, how bad is it? - Oh, it's bad. It's really bad.

The only thing in there that isn't burned is an axe. Which I do not remember buying! - How's your room, Rach?

- Everything's ruined. My bed. My clothes.

Look at my favorite blue sweater. Isn't that mine? Fine.

I'm sorry for your loss. So, uh, you're not gonna be able to live here for a while. You ladies have a place to stay?

[scoffing] Wow! Okay. Look, pal.

. . I am not in the mood to be hit on right now.

But if you give me your number, I will call you some other time. Yes. .

. they can stay with us. Have you figured out what started the fire, Mr Fireman?

Well, uh, do either of you smoke? No, not usually. But, yeah, I could use one right now.

No, no, no. Do you light candles? Burn incense?

Yes! I do! All the time!

I love them! [gasping] Oh, my God! I did it!

It's me! It's me! I burned down the house!

I burned down the house! Okay, Phoebe, calm down, there's no need to place blame. Okay?

I warned her about those candles.