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we're going to be yapping about our first consoles and some of our most unhinged and some of my best memories is about that that doesn't make much sense there are hundreds of possibilities but depending on your age or even when you got into video games I'm sure you probably got one console that has a special place in your heart forever a that ways is probably like the Xbox 6 or something all the consoles for me it was the one and only Wii I love the Wii I love the Wii so much Wii Sports one of

the best games for wi okay am I am I right I love the Wii Sports I was going to talk about the Wii as well I was too okay I was going to literally talk about Wii Sports as well does everyone here had a Wii before yes dude Wei was the best starting console ever Wii Sports one of the best games for the Wii okay it hits harder than the first man landing on the moon a stride forward for society so large it shook the world to its core I love coming home and then playing

every single sport ever inside and not going outside that's like one my best memories ever the Wii Sports became the bestselling game of all time in the 2000s believe it or not okay it was the number one game and the reason was is because you had to buy the whole console to play the game you couldn't buy it separately you had to buy the whole console in order to play the game I think you have it other way around the the Wii the Wii Sports came with the console M no okay that being said the

Wii was amazing if you could even get your hands on a Wii okay I remember being as a kid begging my parents to let me spend 4 of my save pocket money on this extremely expensive and rare console I had to do so many chores around the house before they let me even think of getting one how much was a Wei $300 that was not that expensive it was not that expensive here's the thing if you got it from Craigs this was like 50 bucks man just saying I don't I don't want to know what

people did to those wi I don't want to buy a secondhand one and don't even get me started on the black Wii it was just so much better for no reason why were the black Wiis so much more expensive they were double the amount okay I remembered a regular Wii was cool you know and I looked around oh my God the the Wii one so cool but then I went to my rich friend's house and I saw that cool jet black Wii and I realized I was just a lonely peasant compared to this man I

didn't even know like know the black we existed that's how rare they were this game was so good on the Wii what is that Carol game dude I have never seen this game before you yeah you know juicy literally went to Walmart went to the $5 Bargain Bin and picked that up at the bottom what you have to do is you're in a carnival and you play carnival games and you earn tickets and you can spend them one this looks like a bad mobile game okay but finally after weeks of child labor I was able

to grind up for a solid $7 W yeah and that's minus taxes minus tip minus corporate tax minus country tax dad tax you have a dad tax and uh you're left with two whole dollars here you go sir I think you Me 2 cents I remember first loading up this glorious machine preparing to make my own very own character I think I spent at least 100 hours trying to make my Wii look like something cool like Darth Vader or something but it always ended up being like an absolute monstrosity it turned out ugly you're just

not very artistic you're saying that your guys' characters were cool my gu's character looks like Peter Griffin from Peter Griffin I literally recreated God on my me like with the long gray hair and the beard and everything after hours of character sign it didn't even matter cuz I I I didn't really care much because the theme music went so insanely hard yeah whoever made the wi team okay they need like an Oscar or something okay this song is still part of my playlist I still put it in our YouTube videos to this day I would

be squatting 6,000 lbs in the gym with this little tune just bum in my ears it's a banger it's a banger nless I was dying to test house some games but the thing is when I tried to do anything with the Wii it was difficult to do anything cuz the on the remote was always so shaky the the pointer was never still it would like violently Shake across the screen I think you're just not locked in enough yeah I think you just have carpal tunnel syndrome I think you got to go see the doctor about

that oh so it's not normal for my arm to shake violently constantly the first game I loaded up was tennis little did I know this was the start of my tennis addiction my gaming addiction before you play tennis this what got me hooked oh my god I've never heard of that before a video game making someone wed to go be athletic that's crazy well I wouldn't say I was athletic butts it put me on put me on all this game requires you is to swing your arm as fast as possible and the ball would always

cross the net you know like you could go up to the net and just swing violently like left and right left and right left and right and you just the ball would just just go back and forth like a million times the best part was when they flung themselves all over the court I must have spent like days straight just Spam swinging my little remote like a lunatic okay cuz my mom felt so proud of me but she was only going to be happy for a couple of days little did I know that one game

would end my Wii Journey no I love that wi so much no I never played with my Wii strap okay which goes you know around your wrist because in quotations I thought I was too cool for it you're a monster mine went around my neck you swung it around and just when I thought it couldn't get better than tennis okay there's a bunch of other games that are amazing like boxing I can't tell you guys how long I waited to be able to beat up grandma in boxing and now I can do it in game

it's like a win-win nothing's better than loading up a quick match on a Saturday morning and just obliterating some nice old woman I love beating my grandma but the the one game that I try to stay away from okay it was baseball it was way too hard every time I would play like some NPC some guy he would hit a home run after home run or pull off the craziest catch and you would see him like smirk at you it was always this guy this this guy named Matt I hate the final boss M did

the controller ever like slip out your hand and like hit like your mom or your dad in the face or something oh wow it's like you're foreshadowing what's about to happen ju see like you're foring what's about to happen no what is happening the thing was Matt he was always the Final Bosses in these games and he put some emotional bruises on me okay he made me competitive so he beat me in baseball he beat me in boxing luckily there was still plenty of Grandma looking for a beating in tennis so that's where I kept

on bouncing back to about a weekend you know I decided to invite one my friends over to do some doubles in tennis wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you invited your friend to play doubles tennis on the Wii yeah there was no like multiplayer online system no there wasn't are you serious you had to be joint you had to be together you had to like hold hands and go yipp that's so cute since we were playing against each other if Wii sports taught me one thing it's not about having fun it's about winning okay

okay at least like it's not that deep yeah it's just a game bro it's pix it wasn't a game this was real life this was happening okay just like in real tennis the faster you swing the harder the ball goes and most people's scenarios okay they end up throwing their remote you know their Wii remote into the TV no I'm a very special child I have very special thinking as I'm swinging my friend is right next to me okay I'm swinging violently left right left right left right and I get like sweaty hands you know

like when you get like into it and it's like I didn't even have the grips for the Wii remote it was just like that sweaty plastic all that sweat was on it as I'm swinging it doesn't go into the TV the Wii remote slips out of my hand and flings right into my friend boom aiming at him that's what you get for not subscribing to the channel moral of the story Russell is a little snitch cuz he told my mom and I lost my we privileges for a week scre this was just the start of

my tennis addiction though so as soon as I dropped out to home school I could play tennis for multiple hours a day so thank you wi Sports I love wi Sports man I feel like it was such a great game other than other than socks though my favorite game was actually bowling bowling bowling our basic over here when I first got the Wii that was the game I was completely addicted to actually it was one of those games where you don't have to be athletic which I wasn't I I'm a gamer I play I play

games sitting down even while you're playing bowling you can sit down and just you just flick your wrist how lazy can you be to sit down for bowling hey we we we'll get there we'll get to that I got so into bowling that I started to actually stand up crazy oh my God he's got to into it when you're a little kid you really like really get into the game especially when there's motion controls so I started using my whole body when I played bowling I know I used my whole body I pulled my full

swing into it hoping that it would get a strike now I got really good at bowling so good at bowling that I was one day going for the full strike across the board so every I I wanted to try and get a strike every single time I threw the bowling ball and I was getting really close I have had times where at the last three sets I would accidentally Miss once but one day I got my First Strike of the last three sets I got another strike ooh on a roll and I was on my

final strike I went to go for it nice full body swing and everything and here's the thing I was super sweaty I was very sweaty from top to bottom you were sweaty from this yes I was full body sweaty if I went down a slide I'd be slipping down that I wouldn't I wouldn't mind being at the bottom of that slide now I'm taking your shirt and like squeezing it into my mouth you didn't me to say that that's e that's oh it's too late it's being animated don't don't animate that yeah yeah please don't

but anyways I was going for that full swing as I reached the top the peak of my throat my hand slips with the Wii Remote and it flings out luckily I'm a good boy I stay strapped I always stay strapped but here's the thing again I'm fully sweaty my feet sliit as the the We R flings forward and I fall and land straight on the back of my head and I was like a little bit concussed I was a little bit dizzy I had to slowly get up I look up at the scoreboard I got

the final strike no way we are the champions my friend my friend thank you even though I slipped and hurt my head I still got that final strike and complete across the board got all strikes and that tells you to always stay strapped when you play the Wii but you still don't have no no no woman though okay we don't have to talk about that we're talking about video games not women okay you don't have to call me out like that well these guys are you these guys are playing some silly Wii sports game whatever

some stupid Wii Sports I had the better version I had wi Sports Resort wait so your first console was the Wii to the updated version the one with the extra attachment on the back and this one was like literally a billion times better than Wii Sports you had like wakeboarding you had archery you had like table T there was basketball can you believe that there was basketball oh basketball was a fire game yeah had like sword fighting you had frisbe like who like who's the one to First be in the Wii what doesn't it have

my absolute favorite one on the Wii Sports Resort was flying an airplane yes yes now way would have loved this one thank God they thank God he's not he would have been going crazy but basically the whole premise of the air sport game is you have to go around to these different monuments and then you got to find like different balloons to pop where like like you're playing like little blasters on it whatever and you got to go to these different monuments and you just got to like pop all the all the landmark balloons and

what I did is I didn't even do this I didn't even care about flying to the landmarks and popping the balloons all I did was I did barar Rolls the entire time little barar rolls everywhere around the map and I would just fly around and I would go into the volcano like yes and then i' go down and I would fly all the way down and out the Lava Rock and it' just be the best time ever and I'd be on this game for like literally 3 hours just flying around the second best game and

this is literally there's no other no other argument about this was the sword fighting game yeah I love the sword fighting game that's the good one especially the real life one with my uncle wait do you want to explain that sock what do you mean by that yeah no no sword fighting sword fighting oh fighting but I'm sure you guys can remember once I start saying this you had the guys wearing the green armor and the guys wearing the red armor and the gold armor but then whenever you got to the final guy he was

in full black W like the black Wii console it always comes back and this started my hate joke I'm not I think has probably been the most favorite game I've ever played in my entire life just because it's so nostalgic it's so awesome and it just brings back so many memories the we number one console can anyone beat the Wii console I don't think anyone can you think I cannot beat the wi console you don't I can beat the wi console you think you have a better one J see you're opinion doesn't matter cuz your

favorite game on the Wii was the carnival game who plays the carnival game who plays that best game it's the best game you guys want to know of the best console ever it's called the Mega Drive what is that what kind a Chinese knockoff boole oh my God how old are you ever heard of the Mega Drive retro Electro retro Electro that is the most British console I've ever heard you don't understand this console right this you oh my God the controller dude shut up is it 16bit console is released in 1989 okay how old

are you was this black and white it was passed down from my brother your grandpa and his father before him and his father before him and his father before him D dude the console like look at it it's like perfect like shape even the controller was like a boomerang but let me demonstrate the games of this bad boy you see this you see this okay I kind of like the Retro Electro now dud that's a nice Ferrari oh my gosh yeah get this woman off the screen already holy crap I'm trying to see the car

oh my God look at all those polygons I bet this was 2D no it's not this is the this is the game you're are whate that's sick I was not expecting that all and then and then when you're driving right you have a woman in your passenger seat not relatable so you have your own personal passenger princess oo I want to be your passenger princess you would basically have to deliver this woman she is the EM most important package you have to deliver okay ah so she's an object she's a package okay I see one

problem with this image already juicy 250 km yeah kilm I don't even know what that means what is a kilometer but you know what also the Retro Electro could run you guys are going to see it real power Sonic the HED Sonic the Hedgehog 2 was the best game and used to be able to fight man as well the bald guy yeah the bald guy used to have to like bounce on top of him and then like kill him wait what bounce wait excuse me but that is my favorite console oh dude I might be

on the reto electro uh guy now no Su don't fall for this I had some consoles like the PS1 PS2 right but my most memorable one was everyone in the comments can agree it was the GameCube my most favorite game on this was Super Mario Sunshine oh that is a banger let me explain to you the lore first off you and Princess Peach are flying to Hawaii for a vacation and oh my God bro Princess Peach is bad but then as we're flying once we land the stupid woman I'm talking the stupid character gets kidnapped

does she like getting kidnapped she disappears every single game think about it I don't think she likes Mario that's why she keeps on getting kidnapped yep either way you got to start looking for Princess Peach and luckily you have a water power jetpack so now you can fly you can spray water at people and you can slide this game M was fluid the graphics were ahead of his time and Princess Peach was I don't know if this is being in the Retro Electro bro either way I was addicted to this game but there was a

problem at home dad didn't bring back milk is that why you were gaming so much we only had one TV like the old box ones like this thing you would go and like touch it and give you like a static shock yes it was Fuzzy wait did you guys ever just like stick your tongue on the on the fuzzies and just like felt it on your tongue no what what am I talking about here what do you mean yeah yeah I would never do that either what anyways my mom wanted to watch her Indian soap

operas all the time and I wanted to play Super Mario Sunshine so we would have this like tug of war she was like SAS and I was like Super Mario Sunshine sasbo sasbo is the the name of the TV show this is sasbo this is sasbo yeah I've seen this a couple times yeah my favorite part was where the thing and the thing happened yeah I love that character either way I wasn't going to give up and that's when I remembered what sunu once said the Supreme Art of War is to subdue the enemy without

fighting by the way if you haven't subscribed you're a piece of like whispered that in your ear here to put my Indian jeans to the test and figure out how to play Super Mario Sunshine right now every Indian household by the way this is a fact for anyone who wants to Rob something has this cabinet a pile of random wires old electronics and wedding photos wait wedding photos with the wires yeah that's a weird spot to place everything and that's when I found this old DVD player I don't have a photo of it but it

looked something like this it had like a little laptop screen type thing you played the GameCube on that listen what happened next was actually my first ever YouTube video this is how I shorted my channel what what this is still live unfortunately I I got fully so much because of it because the video the video went viral kind of no way and got 4,000 views and old people commented on saying you're stupid and then my friends made F of me I deleted it 5 years ago it's my biggest regret oh no you know was ad

Revenue you could have made you were just trying to be tech support on YouTube and got shunn for it no I was pulling you Mimi cuz I was jealous of you instead of playing tug of war with the TV again I go downstairs I look at my mom in the eyes she looks at me I look at her and you make out no what I looked at her and I took my GameCube upstairs and I took out my screw and drivers and I cracked my Knuckles two hours later as a 9-year-old idiot I figured out

somehow to play the GameCube on this broken DVD player yeah the bloodline in put into use there je AC that's crazy and I was seeing Princess Peach in 560p pristine resolution dude that's pretty good for that time I'm not going to lie that's not that bad I had beaten browser and whatever was name is and Princess Beach was all mine hooray proud of you man Bo this is a story about true great determination and admiration the GameCube brought you your first video yeah the GameCube is responsible for everything that I am today I don't think

any could TP that that was the best story so 2006 that's the PlayStation 1 that's the PlayStation 1 I know spoilers I am a little little Plaza and I don't have any money oh little Plaza no money oh my friends have the freaking we they got the PlayStation 2 by now and I went to my mama to the Z Mom this is the European dollar store okay by the way I don't know why but recently they've been selling like Roblox clothes oh yeah W are those the zebon Gucci slides so I was walking in the

store with my mommy we were looking for like clothes or something I was walking around I was looking left and right and then I saw it I he like a fortnite chest sound back okay and I look at it and it's like oh my God it's the the original the one and only this is that a zon gaming console for $1.99 oh my God 320x 240 pixels 2.4 in I was like no way 150 game I need to get this that's so good this is better than the PS2 way better dude I P at my

mom's leg I'm like Mommy Mommy can I have this please can I have it and she's like oh no this pretty expensive I'm like it's $12.99 she's like are you really going to play with it I'm like yes yes I'm going to play with it all day and all night going play it in school oh I'm going have so much fun he's like okay but you have to actually make use of it otherwise it's a waste of money I'm like shaking my head aggressively yes and we go check outs and I and I go drive

home with the Box on my lap and I was so excited he's shaking violently in excitement and I go home and I rip the Box open and it's like it comes with batteries cuz that's what they did back in the day they don't do that no more dude I plug them in and I started up and I was like holy crap let me screen share this this is big wait this is a unboxing video now this is bl's video yeah I was like this super fast it's color oh my God that looks so cute Hey

brother can can I get one of these please dude I was looking at all these games and I was like what the heck this is not a PlayStation 2 this is all like 2D pixel trash trash and it has like these these weird knockoff like Mario games this is a knockoff version of bomber man and I don't know what I was doing and I I was expecting like we results like we games like PlayStation 2 games like Modern Warfare 1 that's what I was expecting and this is what I got and it just wi screen

you wanted Elden R in 4k it literally just wi screen in his video he took out the batteries he's trying to fix it it's already it's already broken no no nak what is that I what is he doing so this is basically what happened to me it it like I played free games and then it just stopped working and then I never played it again and it was so sad I went to my mommy like Mommy it broke and he said I told you we shouldn't buy that thing go to your room and subscribe to

the channel we lost 12.99 and then I haven't had a console in like a couple years after that oh so it actually broke like a wi screen for real yes the 1151 was too good to be true we have one final person Ally present yourself to the class aren't you like a billion years old Ally how did you have a console back in your day called a rock and stick oh my dad would like like all kinds of consoles and the first console that I played on was the Nintendo 64 Nintendo 64 I've never played

the Nintendo 64 you have to tell me do you know the Star Wars game on the N64 no but I would play Smash with my brother wait what did I hear that right what my first game was it was conquer bad for day it's about a little cute orange squirrel but he's a cute little greedy orange squirrel who has to get home to his smoking hot girlfriend oh oh yeah I have this problem a lot this is her by the way holy crap what is this like Looney TS what is this forget all other consoles

this is the console he has to get home to a smoking hot girlfriend after binge drinking with his friends somehow he has to save the world along the way and he ends up fighting a lot of funny and vulgar people are you reading this the game is definitely not meant for children this is one of my favorite Parts um I'm just going to put this here for a sec what is this I've never heard of this game there's a part where there's like rock people uh you would have to uh get really drunk and you

have to pee on them to move them it's this game Al what type of thi game are you playing so you like this as a child we're getting a visual representation oh my God what what is that what is this game they they're all like dancing and like booking that's this girl friend for some reason she's locked up and he goes to this tap and he starts drinking it and he's like ooh I'm drunk this is scary you play this as a kid yes it's like a fever dream go over to these the guys not

the girls you don't pee on the girls you pee on the guys shot there's no chance this is a real game Nintendo approved this game how have I never heard of this game one of my favorite Parts was this one this little dinosaur you have a favorite part so little dinosaur cracks open and it's like Mama peepi Luigi he h he hatches and he starts going down this hill and he starts eating people that's scary oh my God oh my God he does oh my God and then I one part I hated this part I

hated this part you crush him I hated it hold on hold on wait so so he helped you eat people and now you got to betray him yeah I don't know why I didn't know it was going to happen no are you st dude and there's blood that is so sad he's not even sad about that he's so happy he's a sociopath but yeah that's it that's it that that is more than it there's also a giant poop monster fight but yeah well let us know what was your first console and uh if you guys

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