The Cheesecake Bandits | Friends

[Music] oh [Music] hi hey you have got to try this cheesecake oh you know i'm not that much of a sweet tooth wow my god so creamy oh my god that is the best cheesecake i've ever had where did you get this it was at the front door when i got home somebody sent it to us taylor this is not addressed to you this is addressed to mrs braverman downstairs thief no i didn't read the box before i opened it and you can't return a box after you've opened the box what why not because it's

too delicious chandler you stole this cheesecake that is wrong no no no it is going to be okay because mrs braverman is going to send away for a free one and that way we all win the only losers are the big cheesecake conglomerate mama's little bakery i feel terrible i'm a horrible horrible horrible person well i'm sorry what i yeah the cheesecake came they delivered at the wrong address again so just bring it back downstairs what's the problem i can't seem to say goodbye are you serious chandler we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago

and you want more well i've forgotten what it tastes like okay it was cheesecake it was fine it had a buttery crumbly graham cracker crust with a very rich yet light cream cheese filling wow my whole mouth just filled with saliva you know what forget it we are just hungry we have not had lunch we are just lightheaded so let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake yeah we'll drop it off downstairs so that we're not tempted good idea where do you want to go to like mama's little bakery chicago illinois

well thank you for lunch wait a minute i didn't pay i thought you paid so apparently we just don't pay for food anymore do you see what i see it's still there mrs braverman must be out she could be out of town maybe she'll be gone for months by then the cheesecake may have gone bad we don't want her to come back to bad cheesecake no that could kill her well we don't want that no so we're protecting her oh we should take it yeah but we should move quick why because i think i just

heard her moving around in there go go go are you eating the cheesecake without me mm-hmm i will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now how can you eat the cheesecake without me what are you gonna do you're gonna go run tell monica you're gonna tell joey no because then you're gonna have to tell them what we did we are dessert steelers we are living outside the law you know what i don't trust you with this cake anymore and i got it first and i'm taking it back what what's up no no you

don't no yeah oh yes i trust you with it no we're gonna split it you take half and i take half well that's not fair you've already had some well oh though not you know what i think monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy what do we use to split it okay all right pick a half okay well this side looks bigger uh there's more crust on this side yeah so maybe if i measure oh for god's sake just pick a piece all right pick that sew the

smaller piece okay there you go enjoy your half my friend but that is it no sharing no switching and don't come crying to me if you eat your piece too fast oh all right you gotta give me some of your piece no switching no sharing don't come crying to me i may just sit here and have my cake all day just sit here in the hallway and eat my [Music] oh hey look there's a piece that doesn't have floor on it stick to your side all right what are we having [Music]