Pointlessly Gendered

Gender, unisex, women, boys, girls, men, stainless steel. Oh, okay. That's Optimus [music] Prime's gender.

Girls pockets, half a phone, fipptophology, lockpicking kit, for boating and crystals, [music] Wesley Willis tickets, Maurice, boys pockets, three [music] quarts of beans. Yeah, that's a lot of beans. I'll take it.

This isn't a joke. I'm about to crap my pants. Which one am I?

Oh, wait. I never figured this out as a kid. I can't stop laughing at this gotcha [music] game ad.

Why do the male designs have to be so lame? Mansized bag. I can't believe that I [music] couldn't hold this chip bag with my little women hands.

Ah, yes. The three genders, hungry man, hungry woman, hungry waffle. And that's the best one, too.

Company [music] creates world's manliest soap that looks like a bunch of nuts and bolts. Feel like that would just hurt the scrub, though. I don't understand what straight people think babies are.

[music] >> Will it be a cupcake or a stat muffin? >> Touchdowns [music] or tutus? tractors or tiaras, pistols or pearls?

And people will try to tell you it's not a social construct. This is how Christian couples take baths together. I don't understand why it needs the gender [music] colored lighting.

Straight people need reassurance at every step of [music] their lives. You guys don't understand. If I'm in the pink one, it makes me not a man anymore.

The [music] pocket guide to girl stuff. The pocket guide to boy stuff. The pocket guide to mischief.

Ah, yes. The three genders. Girl, boy, [music] and mischief.

That's too accurate. Colgate max white for men. I forgot that men and women didn't have the same kind of teeth.

Select your gender. Male or male with long hair. There they are.

The two genders. Only a cyst deals and absolutes. All of life in history aligned for that one joke.

We're done. Everyone go home. This advert is freaking me out.

See, the cat has lipstick [music] because you can only put a girl cat in there. Otherwise, um, something bad will happen. me when I [music] was younger.

I want to be an astronaut or a paleontologist or a chef or toy company's [music] marketing to girls. Best I can do is princess. And that's [music] why Barbie's important for career stuff.

Real men don't make selfies, they make self trees. I have absolutely no idea what this means. Man bowl.

The dog bowl for men. This is truly the most bizarre thing I've ever seen. Like, despite the fact that they are literally marketing a dog bowl for humans, specifically men to eat out of, they have to [music] put the word man on the side of the bowl, like in the rainbow font, so that your masculinity cannot be challenged [music] while you're eating out of this dog bowl for men.

Gifts for men starter pack. Yo, I want to shave with the axe. Rain can happen to men, too.

Hey, the hand holding this is nail polish and a bracelet. You bought it when you're not a man. Guys, girls.

Oh, frick. I forgot I don't have arms. How am I [music] recording this?

Have you noticed how female armor is so revealing compared to male ones? Outfits for female players. Outfits for male players.

Chewbacca is a guy, not a woman. How disturbing. This man sees a Lego butt of a fictional bipeedal [music] animal, and his first thought is, "Bro, I'm not gay.

What the freak? " Also, dudes have butts. Learn for him.

For her. Apparently, men don't deserve bright colored macaroons. Gender specific eggs for children.

It'd be one thing if it was that on its own, but you also misspelled princess. When your masculinity is too fragile, but you want a bath bomb. Man grenade bath blaster.

[music] I think I might have to get this. Genderneutral bathrooms have always been a thing. I don't know what the big deal is.

So, it was you, the guy who made this meme. [music] How to eat bananas in a room full of men. Yeah, you cannot be sticking nothing in your throat without getting laughed at.

Girls, I like your writing. Yours is better. [music] Me and bro.

Yo, bro. What did you write? I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know if we got the best handwriting. Ah, yes. The two genders.

What the I guess gendered batteries are a thing now. Battery girls. Uh, I get it for outlets, but batteries really black dishwasher liquid for men.

Uh, okay. Women changing station. Men.

Okay. So, I guess women listen to music and men play the guitar. But uh I'm just going to imagine that the kid is playing the keyboard.

Straight people are so freaking wild. Uh today my coworker informed me that cafes are for women and bars are for men. And her husband refuses to enter Starbucks in case they think he's gay.

What's up next in [music] incredibly unnecessary gendering? So the bar he goes to has only guys in it. That doesn't sound very straight.

BMW is a man's car. Mercedes is for women. Cars are made for whoever the freak can afford them.

>> Pretty flower for a girl's room. >> And my nephew wanted one of these. He likes the colors, but I told him he can't.

They're for a girl's room. Do you have any that he would be allowed to have? I'm willing to repaint the bedroom blue if that helps.

Dude, what is your deal? [music] Me to a new mother. A How old is she?

The mom. She's 3 weeks. How did you know she was a girl?

The baby. Yeah, well, that would explain it. The boss.

Lady boss. Why is it Why does that one have to specify? What the heck?

>> How to be gorgeous. Smart ways to look and feel fabulous. How to be clever.

Smart [music] ways to get smarter. Is it safe to feed this to my male dog? Peanut butter pie for a good girl.

For you. Shampoo for men. For you.

Shampoo. Apricot. Are you a boy or an apricot?

Gender reveal party uses 80 lbs of explosives. Sets off earthquake. Reports.

New Hampshire man turns himself into police after detonating explosives [music] as part of a gender reveal party held in the quarry. Americans be like, "It's a boy. " Do you think he really wanted a girl and then he decided he didn't want to be a dad?

So when it blew up blue, he that's why he turned himself in. I don't know. That was too long.

[music] The beauty industry for men. This can be used as a shampoo, body wash, face wash, lotion, mouthwash, toothpaste, [music] engine degreaser, spackle, or sunscreen. For women, we've specifically formulated this moisture for your left elbow.

Can someone please tell me how math for boys is different to math for girls? Is it like just [music] the cover art or what? Real men don't say splendid.

A lexicon of unmanliness. Prayers for girls. Prayers for boys.

What on earth, dude? Girl dreams. [music] Oh my god.

I had the best dream about marrying my future husband. It was so cute. Boys dreams.

We must save the child before [music] the next blood moon. Today in the unnecessarily gendered [music] products the earth. What?

Just cuz the side is pink. [music] What is your gender? Girly girl or North American?

Girly girl binoculars and North American. [music] Okay, man. What are we doing?

Ah, the classic gender binary. Men and shoes. What the freak do I do?

Shut up, bro. Yes, [music] girl. Wait, but if you're a gay man who says yes girl, do you do you go in the right one or entry?

Men, women. Dang, that's powerful. One of my favorite posts here.

This freaking pressure for men to be square shaped really pisses me off sometimes. I'm glad that you all understand. [music] Masculinity is so fragile that they have to call an eye concealer [music] war paint.

Dab a nice little bit of that on. >> There's no need for him to steal yours with skinny cow for him. [music] Get it for a limited time.

You know what? That might actually work. There are only two genders.

Shark lava and boy girl. Wo! Girls giving presents.

Here's a beautiful present that I spent hours wrapping. Oh my god. Thank you.

Boys giving presents. Here's your presents in their shipping boxes. I was uh too lazy to wrap them.

Bro, I didn't even expect a present. Thank you, King. Guy one.

Okay. Uh nail polish on the hand means it's a woman. Guy two.

You can't see the other hand's nails. How do we make it clear that it's a man? Oh, we just put a Yeah, okay.

We put a tie there, I guess. at Amazon HQ. Designer.

Uh, guys, what do men want as gifts? Guy number one, box. Guy two, sheet.

Guy three, egg. Gift guide for him. Amazon exclusives.

My sponge didn't feel motherly enough. Scrub daddy or scrub mommy. It's like Mr.

Pac-Man. Gender roles. Uh, cake rolls.

Oh, now we're talking. High protection earplugs. [music] Extreme.

Silky soft foam earplugs. Women's pink. Hey, why is it cheaper for them?

My dad's tape measure. Serious tools for girls. Introducing [music] masks for men.

Our mask is non-medical grade and breathable. also known as masks. Well, wait.

If it's not medical grade, then what are we doing? Women, shampoo for dry, [music] damaged hair. Men, six [music] in one shampoo for face, hair, body, floor, car, and dishwasher.

Society then blue is for boys and pink is for girls. Definitely >> society now. A that's a lovely sweater you have there.

>> Thanks. Your dress is awesome, too. See guys, we're slowly beating out the bigotry.

Anyway, guys, I love you all. Subscribe to the channel and I will see [music] you in the next one. Peace.

Peace.