The Most Badass Driver of All Time

is it the slot Sid from Ice Age probably one of the stinkiest characters I've ever seen but take this sloth right here drag him into the Pinnacle of Motorsports and you get one of the most badass drivers of all time ladies and gentlemen Max amelon Vesta yep that's that's that's him right there now despite how much I love to mention that Max looks exactly like Sid he is definitely one of the coldest F1 drivers out there now of course the competition is just as Fierce with drivers like Michael schumacker Lewis Hamilton my personal goat Fernando

and 2021 world champion Nicholas latifi but the reason why Max stands out so much in terms of being one of the most badass drivers of all time is because this man has been batshit insane in both impressive a late takes the race and also heart stopping ways D the and sudden they have crashed they've g into each other and [ __ ] this [ __ ] I'm jerking and what stands out the most about Max is that he's always been like this since day one of his career in his debut with Red Bull in 2016

he won his first race with them yes yes unbelievable M then in the same season he overtook niik rosberg beautifully in sou poo the boy just goes and finds grip everywhere else he okay you're going there I'll just go somewhere else then pulled off miraculous saves in the [Music] wet and was performing just as well compared to his more experienced teammate Daniel Ricardo and it gets even better when you realize that Max did all of that before even getting his driver's license my guy was breaking ankles in an F1 car before even being allowed to

drive a [ __ ] Honda Civic however during this time Max still had weaknesses such as being overly aggressive on track and defending like he's being held at gunpoint which pissed off one of the cleanest drivers on the grid Kimmy reenan well I don't want to be sandwiched that's about kimm me I don't want to be hit but as Max matured over the years he started to cook heck he started to bake roast and toast Death Wish oh I think I just [ __ ] myself in 2022 and 2023 Max was such a fast driver

and paired with the RB 18 and rb19 he scored enough points each year which would allow him to win both constructor's championships by himself but fast forward to 2024 Red Bull has not been so good the team is in shambles one of their drivers are busy doing donuts and most importantly the rb20 went from a fighter jet in the first 10 races to a [ __ ] Airbus but despite that Red Bull is still a competitive team and the reason why is because Max ven is driving one of their cars whenever the team has a

bad weekend where the car isn't at its best Max would always make up for its deficit by doing something called overdriving for example Miami 20124 in the race Max did not have the best setup then he got heavy floor damage where his top speed dropped to the gates of hell and then gets ass [ __ ] by the safety car but still he managed to secure P2 Max was such a good driver that he even has team principles acting up there tidy around here well balanced for but and I don't even blame Toto here because

Max could put a sober in the top 10 and that car is so bad that if you replaced it with a steamroller it would probably score the exact same amount of points and just to give you an even clearer picture of just how fast Max really is his overdriving can be so good that it's actually capable of blinding Red Bull from their own flaws from all the way back in 2020 Red Bull admitted that Max drove the rb16 like it was a turbocharged Honda that the team ignored the car's flaws for almost the entire season

and in this year again Christian Herer admitted that Red Bull's issues in 2024 stemmed all the way back from Barcelona 2023 but they ignored it because Max kept winning races thinking about some underwear change am I right [Music] [Applause] ladies I cannot believe that Max was so fast that he's actually partially responsible for for making Red Bull slower you cannot make that [ __ ] up but not going to lie it's more of the team's fault because if you know your driver is capable of blinding you from your problems why would you choose to do

nothing about it like Red Bull actually doesn't deserve Max man these guys can genuinely be so [ __ ] brain dead that they don't want to double check their [ __ ] cars just because one of their drivers are winning but Peter why would they make you president well maybe it's because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second and thanks to the ignorance from Red Bull in 2024 the rb20 can sometimes be so bad on a race weekend that Max can't overdrive to save it which is a very big problem

but instead what Max does is that if someone's right behind him in a race and he can't extract any more Pace from the car he decides to drive to the absolute limit of not just the rb20 but also the rules which can sometimes go like this St it over the hill comes wheel tohe with Lis Hamilton round the outside of turn one he goes or this oh they make contact he's got to puncher he's damaged his front Wing the leading contenders for the world championship what the [ __ ] is that what the [ __

] was that Max is a driver that if he doesn't have any more options he tries to find loopholes in the F1 rule book that's what makes him the driver that he is today he loves to gamble on these sort of things and sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't for example it worked in Brazil 2021 he's trying to take the lead from B stappord but he is FSE and most recently Austin 2024 where Max placed his car beautifully on every corner defending against Lando and using the rules to his Advantage where he defended going off

which was perfectly Allowed by the F1 rule book I don't know what the FIA was doing when they made this rule I think they were smoking a [ __ ] ton of [ __ ] pot but it is what it is and since Lando overtook Max off track he got a 5-second penalty securing Max a Podium but an example for when it doesn't was in Mexico where Max scared the [ __ ] out of Lando Norris twice and got sent to penalty heaven now at first you guys might think that these are stupid and desperate

moves by Max but if you think about it it really isn't you see in Mexico if Max crashes with Lando and they're both out of the race no one scores points and the championship Gap stays the same and if they don't crash Max defending that aggressively actually stopped Lando from winning that race it's bad [ __ ] insane but genius at the same time and this is what makes Max Max he's a driver who's willing to do whatever it takes to win whether you like it or not he's going to keep driving like that probably

because he doesn't want to get the the belt treatment from his dad but you know we don't talk about that other than overdriving and using the rules to his Advantage what makes Max one hell of a driver is that he can also pull off amazing performances from all the way back on the grid in 2022 Spa he charged from p14 to P1 not even halfway through the race and in Miami 2023 he went from P9 to P1 and while he was at it shattered czecho hopes and dreams that That season and career I'm about to

end this man's whole career boom bam boom but one that stands out the most is Brazil 2024 arguably one of the most beautiful Max vapen drives I think we've ever seen and it's mainly because it was one of the biggest [ __ ] shows of a race weekend ever the weather was so bad in sou poo that qual got delayed to race day and when it eventually began was raining so hard that almost every single driver kissed the wall and thanks to none other than Lance stolovich he brought out a yellow flag compromising both Red

Bull drivers knocking them out in Q2 and Max also had a five grid Place penalty to serve for switching engines in that race weekend so he's going to have to start in p17 while Lando Norris was on pole and as the race went on it was just as chaotic this is all the goofy [ __ ] that happened L stroll went off at the formation lap the absolute baboon just had to do it so the formation lap went on twice after an aborted start Sergio purz spun on the first lap Alpine and VC carb were

fighting for the podium Oscar piastri went ass kissing so did Oliver bman Louis Hamilton looked like he was driving a boat someone said to me you change your mind like the weather and I just thought to myself what I never changed my [ __ ] mind then Franco kapino pulled a Logan Sergeant Oliver bman went off again and so did Carlos SS but despite all the the Carnage that was going on Max was just cruising through the field by lap four he was up to P10 and while everyone was being mauled by the weather he

was just climbing up and up and up he pulled the same move he did on Nico in 2016 overtaking three cars in one corner overtook Lewis Hamilton overtook Pierre gazley then Alonzo pastri and Lawson and after Nico hulkenberg spun out Lando and George pitted but then there was a red flag and as all the cars went went back to the pit Lane changed their tires and recharged what do you know Max was all the way up in P2 now this guy by the halfway point of the race was up in second place just behind A's

Alpine which I'm pretty sure made it up there because the Alpine a524 is such a boat that it does well in wet weather but as the race continued Max took the lead of the race and while he did that Lando no chances into turn one pulled a Lou Hamilton 2021 as Lando Norris has gone off the road getting get the lead Le Hamilton takes it away but he locks over and after Max took the lead he just pumped out fastest lap after fastest lap this dude was shooting gold every time and by lap 69 Max

won the race crushed Lando's Championship hopes and secured his fourth title what a drive and as the cherry on top is that Max was literally against everyone coming into this race weekend I made a video Back Then explaining how Max was at every disadvantage in the the later stages of the 2024 season being against McLaren Ferrari the FIA Red Bull themselves and yet in just this one race after starting in p7 Max schooled Lando Norris schooled his teammate schooled the FIA by having a zero penalty race and well Ferrari just kind of schooled themselves typical

stuff but you guys remember when Lando said this when he won the Dutch Grand Prix uh-huh simply lovely huh well Max wasn't let that slide so he hit back saying this what an unbelievable race guys you know what that is simply lovely you don't have to be a Max fan to know that that [ __ ] goes so [ __ ] hard but anyways despite Max's amazing performances obviously there will always be doubters like Lando Norris himself he said after the race that Max's win was not Talent it's just luck that's life sometimes um you

take a gamble that it's paid off for them um it's not Talent or you know it's just luck now I'm sorry Lando but I'm not with you on this one Max did a phenomenal drive while you were driving off to the [ __ ] Amazon rainforest and honestly can someone please get this man a PR team like I am genuinely concerned for Lando he keeps on saying things he'll end up regretting and it's happened way too many times now for it to not be concerning like I get at Lando you might be frustrated but what

you pretty much just said was that your win in Miami was all luck and not talent and Max defended you on that you feel Lando could have won a race without a free pit stop given how quick he was on the hard Tire it would have been tough uh I would have I would have had to over would take two Ferraris Red Bull osar yeah I mean it's always if if if right if my if my mom had balls she would be my dad so like come on little Lando Norris you are better than this

just please stop talking out of your [ __ ] for the sake of your own fans as well but anyways while all of that was happening Alpine got a double Podium finish that actually fixed aan and gazi's relationship for once racing Bulls got a decent result and Sergio perz couldn't finish in the top 10 this man has had his confidence so destroyed that he hasn't had a top five finish from Miami all the way to Brazil That's 16 [ __ ] races how I am 90% sure Christian hoer is definitely enjoying that Mexican G because

if he can't go for his female co-workers anymore he might as well be going for the male ones at this point change my mind but now since we've covered Max having Amazing Race weekends what if he has a bad one how is Max supposed to be a badass driver if things are clearly going to [ __ ] for him in both qual and the race well obviously he isn't going to be badass no driver getting a dnf is going to look cool apart from Logan sergeant of course but what Max does is that he becomes

Mad Max a driver ready to cause the death of 20 kids if it means winning a race in Hungary 2024 he crashed into Lewis shat on his team that their strategist looked like she was going to swim in tears in 2018 he shoved Aon and called him a [ __ ] on live television I don't really have a lot to comment on that except that he was being a [ __ ] called out the FIA for having their [ __ ] rule of banning swearing in other sports you don't run around with a mic attached

to you I think a lot of people say a lot of bad things when they are full of adrenaline raged in a game of Among Us it's Max it's Max Johnny what he did it right in front of me [ __ ] [ __ ] he did it right in front of me I'm I'm going to Nuke irand you [ __ ] liar and funniest part is Max has been like this since the day he was born whenever this dude gets pissed he gets real [Music] pissed that was hisun though but despite most of that

being funny some people still don't like Max because of his temper I personally like it but obviously some people don't but what still makes Max such a badass and likable driver at the same time is the fact that he doesn't give a [ __ ] every time Max is asked a question that he doesn't want to know about he gives the most I don't give a [ __ ] reaction when he was asked if he cares about his legacy in F1 he said not really when he was asked about his $50,000 fine for touching Lewis's

rear wing he said uh it's quite a big fine so I hope they uh have a nice dinner and a lot of wine when asked about the FIA penalizing him for swearing he said this FIA situation you had to go you've got some sort of no worse and then my personal favorite after Max was booed for winning in Miami this is how he responded absolutely fine as long I stand on the top that's for me the most important I take the trophy home and they go back to their houses and uh they can uh have

a nice evening and when Lando said simply lovely after winning in Max's home race NASCAR driver Kyle Larson saying that he's better than Max the media asking him if he would change his driving style after getting penalized in races Max responded to all of these saying I don't care what a Chad so in conclusion Max vapen in his time in F1 has carried Red Bull made his car seem so fast his own team ignored its flaws destroyed his teammates confidence made comeback drives from bum [ __ ] nowhere gave us entertaining battles made not a

single mistake in a heavily unpredictable wet track numerous times in his career and doesn't give a [ __ ] now I have never been a Max fan but he is easily what I'd say the most badass driver of all time Max Sten is one of a kind and there's never going to be another one like it except maybe for Kim reiken and's kid Robin reenan who went from 22nd to second in his first ever carding Championship only time will tell what this version of Max vapen would look like in the future but this time minus

the the beatings and the gas stations of course yes yes unbelievable mix unbelievable Max you are a race winner fantastic what a Dre Day thank you very much Christian what a week it has been for Max ven