The Only Difference Between This Dog and an Actual Wolf

[Applause] you sure it's dead what if it's a trick it could be faking yeah he's dead you kill it no the cold got him I think he was Ill well good either way good well yeah whether you got him or the cold it don't really matter now either way it's one less wolf we got to worry about snapping us up in the night vicious monster I hope it suffered yep that's just what it deserves vicious monster huh for wanting to live what if they don't hunt they don't eat and if they don't eat they die

so are they vicious for wanting to live well I guess they can't help but be vicious cruelty is in their nature so it's only fitting the diet cruel death eh dogs are akin to wolves you know they ain't much different than me don't be ridiculous you're nothing like them not at all no far as I can tell the only real difference between them and I is I don't got to hunt for my food if my master didn't feed me I'd have to kill to keep living too then maybe I'd be the one snapping you up

in the night if seeing this poor fella lay dead in the snow gives any of you some sense of pleasure do me a favor keep it to yourself