Joe Rogan Experience #2179 - Bridget Phetasy

Joe Rogan podcast check it out The Joe Rogan Experience Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day do you have a new phone what what your that one this one is like one of the rehabbed ones oh those are still good though like which number which number is it 13 I think oh those are still good I have an 11 that's still good yeah I keep an 11 for one of my numbers okay one of my [ __ ] numbers for what there's certain people you can't give the real number to oh yeah

why would you even give them a number though you're like a straightforward guy I guess you have to sometimes sometimes you have to communicate with people but you want a phone that you just stick in a [ __ ] drawer somewhere yeah and check like once a month if that yeah it just gets crazy where so many relationships become like completely transactional and you know like every time someone texts you they want something and it's just so frustrating I can see it even being your friend I can see it from a [ __ ] mile

away now people will be like hey bridge I'm like I'm not introducing you to Joe leave me alone all my friends have a story somebody who has a business idea no I mean think I'm going to help them sell skateboards if someone's like hey let's get coffee it's been too long I'm like nope not doing it that's hilar ious I had a friend from high school reach out randomly hey Bridge nope I see it I see it from a mile away now I'm like what is it like to be you it's odd cuz I'm just

the like you know like an outer asteroid in the in the universe but imagine being like the planet itself um I've managed to stay myself which is shocking yeah you have but I have really good friends you know my friends are really good friends and I and I think you have friends who take the piss out of you like yes and I've had they've been my friends for 20 30 years yeah like Joey and I've been friends for almost 30 years yeah 27 years or 28 years it might be 30 now [ __ ] I

might have met him in 94 it helps to have like I was asking my husband right before I left about a tweet I was going to send out and he's like me and I was CU I was like is this too much and then I was like fine he's like oh what do you just want me to like clap for you it's like I'm so glad you're my husband yeah you definitely need someone who's not impressed no not impressed at all the very least maybe not impressed but also not bullshitting you no he will not

[ __ ] he won't [ __ ] anyone he like suffers no fools at all that's great that that ensures that you won't live in a world of compromise no you know some people are okay they just [ __ ] up every now and then you have to tell them hey man don't lie to me you know you don't have to lie don't do that yeah you know but it's just this weird thing that people fall back on bullshitting and lying they just fall back on it and they don't even know they're doing it to

themselves you you you will have less respect for yourself you'll yeah just not worth it no it's not worth it cuz you you just create these things that aren't real in your life these relationships these friendships that aren't based on reality you know if a person can't handle the truth you you can't tell them hey that sucks like you got to work on this you got to change this you got to do that yeah if you don't that it's not going to get any better you're like what I thought it was the best book ever

written no no I I mean I've had all my favorite editors have been so hard on me I want I want honest criticism yeah you want like you write write jokes for your haters you know write jokes to turn them over like a that was a pretty good one [ __ ] her you know you Stan hope told me once that he writes jokes like a defense attorney oh interesting yeah he uh examines his jokes as if he was like them it's great it's a great M it's it's very similar to mine what I said

I write jokes for haters yeah you got to look at it like a hater sometimes because you can get too in love with your stuff it's too easy it's too easy to get in love with your stuff the audience will tell you too well that's the difference between comedy and other things right yeah it's hard if you're just a journalist you know you're just writing you you you kind of believe your opinion makes sense and all of them are doing the same thing thing like almost all of them except for the independent ones they're almost

all doing the same things they're saying they're they're expressing their thoughts to a very particular group of people and they're also lying about another group of people almost always yeah like the right does it and the left does it yeah it's all fanfiction yeah it is fanfiction like the right does it with liberals because liberals aren't antifa liberals aren't the people that are lighting Starbucks on fire and shooting cops that's not liberals that is just a thing that has existed in a team where you allow anyone to join a team so if you have something

where anybody can join the team right which is basically what being a liberal or a conservative is anyone can join the team they don't like the [ __ ] Joe everybody live [ __ ] they publicly listen I know a lot of those ladies [ __ ] part Jes to they do it for Jesus I'm just saying publicly yeah yeah yeah keep those [ __ ] out of our party it's the same thing though man I'm telling you it's the same thing if you are an antifa or if you are Patriot front you're you I

could have got either one of you [ __ ] you just got to get them early get them when they're vulnerable talk them into a very specific ideology you know who's your problem the Jews and next thing you know they think the Jews really all their problems all problem on that they get together with the Jews with now which is odd right because of pin in Gaza it's that's where it's kind of come around like that moment in time it's like everybody's mad at the Jews now it's like [ __ ] I mean that's the

ancient conspiracy theory of all conspiracy theories that it's the Jews fault this is like one of the oldest conspiracy theories of mankind well the Jews make it real tough to join they're one of more interesting religions like if you want to join it my uncle uh joined my uncle converted to Judaism he married a nice Jewish kind of want to convert go for it I kind of do it's a lot of work's see what's up let's see what new information you get you'll tell me right you'll get the new memos you get up part of

that protown mail list but um he had to work really hard at it I and I met a lady who was converting too I was doing a show Once for uh sci-fi where I just talk I I was like trying to get people to maybe it was for the mancho I don't remember what it was for wait were you on the mancho yeah yeah I was an extra on the Mano I was in the second generation really wasn't very good oh right okay I was in the fir I was an extra in the first but

what we were trying to do is I was trying to get people to convert me so I'd go to all these different religious groups and say like try pretty easy well what it's just like I want to know who's get the best deal like what sounds the best and everyone got me it made it opened my eyes it did because I I got to see what I I believe are genuinely kind people who want uh a good result for human human beings they really do and they a lot of them really genuinely believe that their

structure their ideology and way of thinking is really the path to happiness which is ultimately like the path to God you know without you know breaking it down to cult-like thinking and how people get absorbed in ideas that are untenable that just don't make any sense they're completely ridiculous but they like scientifically minded people attach themselves to that if it's a part of their religion without that what everybody wants is something good and they think that the way to have something good for the people that join is to like sort of demonize the people that

aren't joining or demonize the other ones and it's a tribal thing but it's just like all these little patterns of human thinking that we have people have it with everything mean you see with cell phones you know you see with Android people versus iPhone people it's just a normal human tribal characteristic that's embedded in our DNA that if we don't address and recognize we're not going to overcome the hurdle because we're going to pretending as if it doesn't exist and as if your side is right and the other side is wrong and and not just

looking at it like oh we're stuck in a a blue versus red white versus black one versus zero it's just a tribal thing that exists in the way we operate and we have to be aware of it and not get mad at people for falling into it because it's normal to fall into it it's literally a pattern that's embedded in the code that makes you a human being it's how we created cities it's why we're here today it's interesting because I've been reading that rereading my favorite book trickster makes this world and how the trickster

what was that who wrote that uh Lewis Hyde it's all about trick oh it's so good but it's um I it saved me at a point because I didn't really I I had a hard time and I think this is this is where like Jordan Peterson is so good talking about archetypes knowing kind of the archetypes and I didn't really know my role and I read this book and I was like oh you tell me the name of it again I'm G to get it trickster makes this world tricker makes this world it's so brilliant

but there sounds cool actually one of the quotes that I put in your card is from that book and it's my favorite one of my favorite quotes ever it's all about he who dupes others and who has also duped himself he's Creator nor Destroyer it's like this is the people I've noticed who have stayed the most I mean sane is a term I'm using Loosely the people I've noticed it's like comedians people who are kind of like tricksters they've managed to kind of ride the waves of the past eight years because I think they're not

too attached and in this book he talks about how it was there was all this trick trickster mythology like coyote and Hermes and then it got kind of turned into the devil and it became Evil versus good and when that happened when when the loss of that mythology in the culture happened it became much more black and white and like this kind of you know dualistic like you said tribal thinking without all of this gray area that I do feel like I look around like malice and all the PE there most of the people who

I've been hanging out with a no have been kind of having a blast for like eight years you know like everyone first I watched everyone on the left Los their mind then people on the right lost it was like I was having the same conversations for four years with the left then it was like all the people on the right I it's going to be fine it's not the end of the world and then here we are again here we are again here we are again and the only people that make any sense are the

ones who areen on either team the the the people that say things like you know as a conservative I you're a [ __ ] human being don't say it that way don't think it that way there's a there's a bunch of things that you believe but don't put yourself in a [ __ ] group cuz there's probably a bunch of stuff that the left agrees with that you would probably agree with with too yeah and you can't be you can't be resistant to those ideas simply because they're attached to people you've decided or the enemy

because you might they might be right they might be right about welfare right they might be right about hey maybe kids shouldn't ever be [ __ ] starving you know as a group as a group of humans that live together on this one little patch of dirt called North America maybe we should agree that since we have this gigantic amount of money that no kids should be hungry yeah how about that and then since we got that done hey how about regular people how about no people should [ __ ] starve regardless of whether or

not you think people are lazy or this and that how much would we solve if no one could possibly starve we set up free restaurants or free kitchens in every city but we have we should have really good ones and massive ones yeah like for real like food should be free for a lot of people yeah I think if we're this rich as a country we're pretty rich so let's have nobody no babies starve no babies be malnourished nobody starve to death I mean Health too Health Care would be 100% you shouldn't you have to

revamp the whole thing you'd have to you would have to get to the real Nitty Gritty like why are you prescribing this like who's making money off of this how did this happen how many ads did you guys run what did the ads say you know like what what are the studies what are all the studies not just the ones you submitted what's the actual data instead of the data that's reviewed by the pharmaceutical company and then given to the scientists in their report when they do their peerreview when that was explained to me I

was like you guys are making too much money you're getting crazy this is what it is you went you went above and beyond the rules because you have too much power and influence but also you do great stuff like also they make life saving drugs also they stop a lot of diseases also see like there's a lot of good there you can't say the pharmaceutical drug are all evil [ __ ] they Keep Us Alive in a lot of respects yeah they do they keep people healthy they've saved people from depression there's like a lot

of good that pharmaceutical drugs and the drunk companies have done they've saved people who have diabetes there's a lot of good a lot of good so let's say that they're all evil no it's [ __ ] money people it's easier to do that though too because you don't have to really come up with a solution if everyone's just at each other's throats well there's not enough oversight if there was real oversight objective oversight by people actually knew what they were doing they would never let them get away with prescribing a bunch of stuff that they

knew was going to have a negative effect like like the Vio Scandal like that's part of the whole Scandal was that they knew that people were going to have these effects these side effects that were very bad they knew it they talked about it in emails these Knuckleheads they're [ __ ] so stupid they said they we're gonna have some problems but we also think we're going to do well they're explaining all the like this you know cardiopulmonary cardiovascular all these different blood clotting problems I have a friend who had a [ __ ] stroke

when he took that stuff no he's in his 30s oh wow yeah he's in his 30s a martial arts Champion yeah I don't I I'm glad I'm kind of stupid and I just am like a clown yeah I don't I'm not like smart enough to fix these problems I can I can observe them and experience them on my own and see that it does behoove these people to just have everybody fighting so that they don't actually have to come up with like Po politicians in particular they don't have to come up with real solutions they

can just be like that's the other guy forever have you ever lived in a house that has black mold no thank God because that [ __ ] will um destroy you you'll destroy you yeah um I I've had a couple friends who have had problems with black mold and it's really interesting and usually what happens is they get sick and they're sick all the time and they can't figure out why they're sick and they're tired tired they're just worn out all the time and then finally they get their house examined and and somebody probably suggests

it to them and then oh Jesus Christ your walls are filled with black mold and a lot of times it's like a leaky pipe or something a leaky pipe and there's water in the walls and all the moisture and in Texas it gets crazy they get it they get it bad out here but when you have that you have to burn the [ __ ] house down essentially you have to like cut out all the walls like it's a very invasive process you remember that guy Tom leus you remember Tom leus who's a radio DJ

in La yeah oh yeah yeah yeah he had like flash Fridays or girls would pull their tits out would tell people they're useless on the phone uh you remember that guy um he had that that happened to him and uh he was explaining it to me he said it was horrific that like he's just sick all the time couldn't figure out what was up and it's hard to get out of your system yep hard to get out of your system it wrecks your health and it takes a long time to recover just from the fact

but it's essentially you're breathing Poison every day and who knows what it actually does overall that you're not going to recover from like it might it might actually take like years off your life like who knows but the point was it's really hard to get rid of it you got to it's so invasive and I think that's where money is today money is with pharmaceutical drugs money is with politics it's like we could all agree I think we could all agree that the way the pharmaceutical Drug Company should work is they should be very careful

about what they prescribe and they should be very careful about side effects and they should be very careful about what is addictive and not addictive and what should be prescribed openly and regularly and what should not be and for the greater good of humanity and if even if they did that even if they did that they would still make ungodly amounts of money that's what's so crazy about all this but it wouldn't be the maximum amount of money and when you have a publicly shared company it's your responsibility to the shareholders to make the most

money and you make more money every quarter you you want to keep going let's go let's go let's [ __ ] go let's go planes are falling out of the sky it's also why you get a private jet you got to let's [ __ ] go like and the thing is private jet that's been attached unfortunately to our health and then you get people that you know they [ __ ] advocate for public health and they look super unhealthy and they're telling you that the only solution is bang bang bang and the only solution is

generally tied to something they have invested in yeah [ __ ] crazy but it's black mold it's black mold that's what it is and it's should exist the like the resistance to getting stock trading out of potic you know like you shouldn't be able to affect the stock and trade on it the policy about a company and then be able to make it's like millions and millions of money have you seen the Nancy Pelosi one with they question her you never it I feel maybe I have seen it find it it's [ __ ] amazing

cuz she's all stammering she looks like she's a little drunk already and then they they hit her with it and she's like what I think we should be able to participate but it's just oh I think she I have seen this it's amazing how badly she handles it they they're they're so rich it's crazy crazy [ __ ] how are you hundred millionaires you get paid like $170,000 a year and you're worth hundreds of millions of dollars that is so wild it is very Roes you know it's amazing it's amazing they do it right in

front of you like I'm not jerking off I'm not jerking off it's raining out they come right in your face and they're like is so crazy it's so crazy it's so crazy because there's so many of them and then nobody talks about it the other ones don't talk about it because then you look at the list and it's like black bipartisan it's yeah it's both here we go it's blue it's red some of the Republicans are making the most oh yeah Congress and their spouses be banned from Trading individual stocks while serving in Congress no

I don't no the second one um any we have a responsibility to report in the stock on the stock but I don't I'm not familiar with that five month review but if the people aren't reporting they should be because this is a free market and people we have a free market economy they should be able to participate in that [ __ ] like saying that it's a free market it's not when you're when you know you're going to pass laws and those laws are going to affect a company it's going to make the stock go

up like that's crazy okay yeah that is a free market I guess for you it's free for you well that's crazy if if you could [ __ ] go to jail for insider trading like what is that what come on what is that you know Martha Stewart's watching this like these [ __ ] well we figured that out the other day Martha Stewart did not go to jail for insider trading she went to jail for lying to uh an investigator she was lying under oath they all lie though she's she was she lying under oath

or was she just lying when questioned something like that yeah something like that so that's why she went to jail for but that's like a little trick they do you know they get you to start talking and then you know you don't tell the truth about something Have you ever talked to Doug do you know Doug Doug who's Doug right away you're lying right away you're lying and I for her I don't even think it was a lot of money which is really crazy she would have only lost like a certain amount of money she's

super duper Rich Doug yeah like H who the [ __ ] is Doug [ __ ] what I lying we see you texting Doug right here oh no and then you think like signal is really enced his name was Douglas they're showing you the [ __ ] things from signal why were you doing on an encrypted app how did you read it wait a minute just ridiculous do you believe any of these apps are really truly encrypted no none of them are encrypted all CIA honey pods they're all honeypots I think they are encrypted but

I don't think that matters to the [ __ ] CIA or the NSA or whoever wants to read sh [ __ ] shooter I was like give me whatever phone that we can't get into it yeah we can't get into his phone like what the [ __ ] are you talking about [ __ ] you get into Elon musk's phone they got into it they couldn't get into it on the field but they went back to quanico and got the software update and then they got into it like an hour oh the software update the

old software update that's what they're calling it these days the software software upate they crashed all the planes the other day or whatever like they were like oh it was a software update like that it took one software update to like stop all Global flights I read like The Ultimate of ultimate conspiracy oh I want to hear that the company please please let America know I've done zero Research into this and I just saw a tweet and the Tweet was essentially saying that it it was uh that this company was owned by Ukrainian billionaire oh

here we go it's salinski that this company that what's it called crowd strike crowd strike that crashed the entire internet for all the [ __ ] Airlines was owned by some rich Ukrainian guy this was like this gr Grand conspirac there's so many good conspiracies going on if you're any conspiracies it's like murder mystery podcasts no it's like that Meme with the guy from where it's like there's so many and by the way so many of them have become so I had how about the phone call which phone call the phone call with KLA Harris

and and he's on speaker phone but they found him now allegedly no there there's video yeah that's what I'm saying listen I'm not saying I'm not saying that he's he's not really that's not really Joe Biden that's a guy in a CIA makeup suit walking up the stairs I'm not saying that but they can do that wait so what's about crowd strike that I don't understand that I don't know I didn't read into it owned by some Ukrainian billionaire it's like did you know there ties to B I love how it's like telephone Hunter B

and and gla Maxwell in the plains it's like Jesus Christ I can't keep up with the season I can't the season every night when the episode ends I sit in my couch I go what are going to do next you're like I'm afraid to turn it off I was talking to my sister on the way and I was like and she was going off about something and she's like I was like oh did you see that this kid might have had ties to the FBI she's like he did I'm like I don't know I saw

a tweet but I'm just going to tell you that let's send it to Jamie for further investigation so the allegation is that this kid had been visited multiple times see they got cell phone data so they got geot tracking data and some phone call had some phone had been visiting him and going back to Washington DC on multiple times and that this this they got him thing had been happening near the uh FBI location where I know I have it here somewhere I know I have it saved but God damn it so many people are

sending me this [ __ ] today that I can't keep up sure I'm sure oh it's Tim Tim sent it here sent it to you me and Tim Dylan are going back and forth all day on conspiracies that's like landow and I Dave landow all day long we're just like he's a fun dude oh my God my favorite human one of my favorite humans he's just a good like he when I got back into comedy he started letting me open for him and his crowds are amazing first of all the guy's been on the road

for like 20 years but watching him it's like he's good at everything I don't understand he's good at act outs he's good at crowd work he's good at like coming up with [ __ ] that day from the news cycle like the guy is like it it's actually he's one of the most underrated Comics well I think there's a lot of comics that for for whatever reason they never caught a break they never caught a thing that got them out there that people get to see him but they're really good yeah he's he's doing Mothership

though I'm excit he's doing it um the weekend A friend of mine was gone she she was telling me that that's in October it's the end of the of August oh yeah right right right September 1st is the when my friend's going yeah it's going to be fun he he's just like a joy to watch and his humor is so dark well he's a good dude to hang out with too he's so good good person oh my God this needs to be shared everywhere immediately the Heritage Foundation First of all red flags all over the

place first of all who the [ __ ] is it what's the Heritage Foundation they're like the you know project 2025 people I think oh I love it they got Jesus on speed dial The Heritage Foundation just released cell phone data of a mysterious figure who made frequent trips between Trump shooter Thomas Matthew Crook's home and a building in DC near an FBI office well you know what my house is uh fairly close to a Taco Deli but there's really no connection what does that mean you know what I'm saying I nine devices were identified

of the analysis linking to both his home and work oh how does that data get out well noie so here's the thing when they I had this guy on my podcast Walkins welome back during the BLM stuff and he said all of it Jam get back to open the link there's no link on it there's no link no I I went to this oversight committee's plate I was looking for their original tweets about it do they have um The Heritage Foundation has a a post about it on their website I never saw from heris Foundation

I can you go there without catching races oh you know the guy I had Coach T oh okay so I had him on my podcast and he said all the guys who were marching in BLM were either homosexuals or actors he's like there are no black men who are Marching In this and he was like not like like heterosexual black men he said this I lost a sponsor for it WAOW cuz Coach T said that you lost a sponsor yeah cuz they were like you supposed to edit that out I don't know people have opinions

well he's a black man he can't say what he also he's funny saying something funny he's also hilarious laughed when he said it right then the cell phone data came out because they can track all of us all the time and it turned out it was like he was deadly accurate it was like misinformation or you know what they call said people confused about their identity that's what he said he said people people in entertainment homosexuals are people confused about their identity that's hilarious what is this Jamie Heritage Foundation tweeted this oversight project thing that

says assassination in info drop so it says four hours of congressional testimony later and we still have more information about the assassination attempt on former president Trump from X and oversight PR than the Secret Service DHS or the FBI we found the Assassin's connections to our in-depth analysis of mobile ad dat data tracker to track the movements of krooks and his associates what to do this we tracked devices that regularly visited both Crook's home and place of work and followed them so you're think about what they're saying here though analysis of mobile ad data so

the ads are tracking you every step of the way wherever you are when my husb open about it when my husband was SE I the ads like outed my husband looking for a ring for me I started getting ads for Rings no no it's creepy [ __ ] well we were talking about the other day Jamie what was oh purses so someone was explaining to me my wife is explaining to me like like what purses and why people like certain purses and some purses are like BR exclusive like you have to develop a relationship with

yeah you have to develop a relationship with the person selling the purse in order to get one of those purses you can't even get the ones that are on the show I can't go buy that no like it's like Rolex is like that if you go into a Rolex store you can't just buy a Rolex like no no no sir we don't have anything to sale you have a giant store what the [ __ ] is this so I was talking about it with her and then all of a sudden I started getting these purse

ads on my my she knows what she do so it's listen but it's just listening yeah and you know we just accept that but it also knows who's in the same room together so it knew my husband was looking for rings for me and then I started getting ads for the ring dirty rat it's a [ __ ] rat but the thing is like how do they get that I think that's like the publicly available yeah a lot of it I think or you pay I I think you pay so you can pay and then

plug in a phone number I've thought about asking you if we can do an investigation like this just for funsies to see like what data can we get yeah let's do that let's track Jamie all day long let's see which massage Jamie's going to to get that we could pick someone some willing participant if you did I mean for real like but that's creepy because then they just have to find your phone number Jamie and they'll know what your your route is based on ad tracking data which is crazy that seems like a a huge

security liability I brought up to I was talking to someone out in the lobby uh the new journal app on the iPhone phone which is like I probably iOS 17 or 18 it keeps giving me prompts oh [ __ ] that like right you know write in your Journal like I was looking through it yesterday it's broken down by like where I go what I was doing there and then it knows it's like do you want to write about your golf day at this place from Monday dirty out to lunch here like how about your

day at work with Marshall and the dogs it's like what the f dirty little spy that work dirty little spy I wrote a whole piece about those menstrual tracking apps because I had one back when I was dating my husband and then I was like hey can I sign you up just to see how weird this is and he's like this is [ __ ] creepy I don't want to know that you're like in your ludal phase or whatever and I have to be nice to you and it it like gives him tips like shoot

like oh no not tips you know what would be great though if you had like a real female heavy government and uh you know they would all have coinciding menstrual cycles if they all work together all the time and then you could like get all their data and figure out exactly this [ __ ] is about to hit the fan and you could like run the stock market that way you could like make bets because when the shit's going to hit the fan they're going to be [ __ ] angry things going to go sideways

you're going to have a dip in productivity you going to have people resigning something's going to go wrong this is all the stuff the left is very worried about with like JD Vance because allegedly he's like big and I don't know if this is true America I don't know if this is true he's allegedly into like the menstrual tracking and you know these billionaires are getting behind these apps so that they can like and there's a lot of fear what do they want from that there's a lot of fear with like the states that don't

allow abortion because now they want to like pull up your you know records and see if you might I don't [ __ ] know I read these things and I'm like I never I don't know what's true or not or what's just being like you you know just a just hyperbolic so that people freak out about this stuff but there's there's um yeah there's a whole industry in this now like a whole whole menstrual tracking Jesus Christ I was listening to a podcast the other day and I never knew why women's Cycles synced up but

here's my question what do they want from it what do they want from that data what what are these guys that are tracking C generally presented as something that's good for the women because then you can like eat and work out with your cycle because if you are in per menopause or premenopause or you're like like in the prime of your life you want to do different things at different times and your cycle and different foods are better and like hormones for women are nuts dudes just have like what you've got one women have like

three that are constantly interacting and and all it's so depending on what they just haven't done as many studies so now they're trying to say like oh it's good to know where you are so that you can support yourself allegedly all these guys want this for like handmaid's tail I don't know this is what I'm asking like what are the guys want for this is a conspiracy the the article I'm reading says that there was a new regulation HHS finalized a new regulation under Hippa to limit law enforcement access to medical records tied to reproductive

health so they're they go all the way down to saying local police agencies might simply take it upon themselves to pull the records to see who had unexplained disruptions in their menstrual cycles to find out if someone cross state borders to to go get an abortion okay it's nut o yeah mhm oh my God imagine you your your own menstrual cycle isn't private information nothing's private but imagine that yeah imagine like someone can sneak in and say what happened and you have to explain you had a [ __ ] miscarriage to some [ __ ]

who's accusing you of driving to Ohio or wherever the [ __ ] you got to go imagine I mean that's just imagine those conversations if you're a person who had a miscarriage oh yeah I mean imagine if imagine you're married and happy you were trying to have a kid and you had a miscarriage and some [ __ ] [ __ ] is at your front door accusing you of getting an abortion you have to deal with this Christian [ __ ] cult member with a clipboard you know aggressively accusing you of killing your baby yeah

it stems from the what they call the Dos decision which changes the rights of States so Do's decision tore away the constitutional right to privacy and bodily autonomy by giving States increased rights to limit and even Outlaw abortions fortunately the decision did not ban abortions Nationwide so then the other were saying that some of these new regulations could allow them to go even further and check like do whatever they have to do to check kind of they're trying to stop that isn't it crazy that one of our biggest arguments as a country is whether or

not you should be allowed to kill a baby isn't that crazy I love you yeah I just is what it is yeah you know and I'm not a I'm not a pro-life person I'm not I'm not a I don't think it's my decision I don't think I have the right it's too weird especially if it's not I'm not involved like I'm a politician I'm looking at like a person and deciding whether or not they should have to have that baby or not it's like it seems crazy because it seems like it's one of those weird

human things where are you saying the moment of conception it's a baby like if it's three cells and you know for fact that's when you can't shut that down like you what but then if you ever go to the Bodies exhibit that [ __ ] creepy exhibit that I talk about yeah and they have the babies they have babies at every stage and they you see them at six weeks eight weeks 10 weeks first of all how'd you get those right don't want to know yeah second of all it it re it really like puts

it in perspective and it changes like this idea and you just putting it in a box a woman's right to choose right yeah definitely not my not place but look at that look what we're saying look what we're saying the choices like what look what we're like advocating for I think most American like when you poll Americans it's very much I think where I end up Landing they're squishy on it and it's like prif in the sheet like pro-choice in the streets pro-life in the sheets like a lot of women are like I wouldn't get

an abortion but I'm I don't want to stop someone else from doing that hear and then there's a slippery slope of allowing people to tell you you can't get an abortion right especially allowing men to tell women that they're don't even remotely connected to that they can't have an abortion it's like a weird body autonomy thing and it's like that's what I mean and a lot of them want to disclude crazy things like a child that is like never going to live like unviable or it could be a threat to the woman there's some sort

of a medical issue it could be a threat to the woman's life unless they abort the baby and even then they're like no like God sort of out like hey well they'll they'll make exceptions for this allegedly but the doctors are worried often about losing their license in states where it's highly regulated so you end up skety it's sketchy and I don't I don't think like you know it's a slippery slope to like get the jab too you know you you I don't think you have to have some kind of bodily autonomy but I understand

the argument too from the moral perspective I had this woman in stepman on my podcast and she's brilliant and she was like you know it's a hard conversation because it is a moral like if you're not conflicted about it you're not thinking deeply about it because it is a life and as someone like Ben Shapiro would say left untouched that would be a baby yep and I think was it Burr who had that like brilliant fit brilliant bit brilliant bit Yeah Louis has a brilliant bit on it too it's um it's complicated complicated there's no

I understand the fight for it you know I if if that is where you lie yeah but this thing of having people track your [ __ ] cycle seeing a regular and having like crazy like bow tie wearing Christian guys do it you know what I'm saying I just love that in your mind they're like these like hello pray the gay away type dudes PR the gay away you know there's there's you know they can they mask themselves in a blanket of virtue through religion the same way a lot of woke people do by being

mean [ __ ] and thinking they're doing it to be like Progressive or well they have their own version of pray the gay away it's the same yeah they do but they're doing what they're doing by wrapp themselves up in these ideas of Christianity it's just allowing like people's worst instincts to be able to be justified you the instincts to control people and dominate people and Destroy people people have weird instincts to just destroy people y and people do have weird things about women like there is just a very it is very strange to think

I I I don't know are there other than like the jab when people were like you got to get the jab I can't think of a I don't know and maybe I'm wrong is there like a comparable scenario where men's bodies are kind of like this battlefield none nothing nothing remotely close yeah nothing's remotely close and again there no one has any control over men's bodies there I mean the only thing they can tell you is don't take steroids which they do you know so like but who's going to jail for that yeah and also

there's testosterone therapy that people get and that's it's not steroids but that's no one no one's stopping you from doing that because it's beneficial and helps people awesome it's great it's great stuff it it it helps people it gives it it helps your body retain its vitality and you don't want a broken down old [ __ ] shitty body it's really that simple and everybody attaches to Stone to douche baggish and I totally get I totally get where that coming from douchebaggery shitty Behavior unnecessary aggression yes 100% but not always and it's like all things

it's like Yeah The Cars people drive recklessly and they drive drunk and they cause accidents right but not always right so let's not ban cars let's not let's not like automatically assume that all things masculine are bad no this is a stupid thing it's so it's so unhealthy too it's just also ladies that's what you like that is what you like ladies I know you don't want to admit it but that's what you like you just like it when it's nice that's all it is kind of yeah yeah you just don't want it mean you

know and you don't want it ruining civilization and that's what it does cuz it ruins civilization like if wars were all women there'd be no fights there'd be it' be very few there' be a few brawls and like Wendy's at 2:00 in the morning but there would be no real War it's not the same thing you know I'm saying but I'm saying if there was Wars if entire populations were all women I mean no men men don't exist so women exist only in the form that they exist today right let's pretend they don't need men

and they just exist like this there'd be [ __ ] zero War what do you think about this argument though that the other thing that's destroying civilization right now is not having enough men dying in Wars like you have all these men who generally would be kind of sacrificed in these wars historically who are and now they're all just like keyboard Warriors who hate you know their incels basically like there's an argument that people make about like we need to put them back in the coal mines they need to like get back to I've got

a much easier solution Jiu-Jitsu yeah or that it should be mandatory you know how you learn how to read you should learn how to Triangle people both both both sexes yes definitely well Jiu-Jitsu is the absolute best self-defense for 100% there are women that are 130b that can put you to [ __ ] sleep if you're a big grown man they will [ __ ] strangle you they will take your back you won't be able to stop it and they will get their hooks in and they'll put you to sleep yeah that's a one 100%

fact you just need a fighting chance to get away yeah but you you also need to be able to defend yourself and like one of the best things about Jiu-Jitsu is the guard and learning how to fight off of your back now if you're a woman and some guy takes you down and tackles you learning how to effectively defend yourself off your back is [ __ ] huge it's absolutely huge because technique can overcome physical strength it really can especially in that position because they learn how to shield with their shins they learn how to

grab at the biceps and the shoulders and prevent you from using your strength they learn how to get underhooks and to go behind you they they learn how to defend themselves do you know if there's a place Austin that does like women self-defense okay CU I well you don't want women self-defense I this is all I'm I'm not disparaging women self-defense classes but what my feeling is is that you should learn how to actually fight okay I think there's I used to to I used to teach tawan do at Boston University and then they had

this women's self-defense class that they were going to do there too and I got a chance to watch it and I was like none of this is going to work none of this is going to work one I was taking a Gracie and Beverly Hills it was jiujitsu but it was specifically like you get grabbed from behind oh yeah the Gracies do a different thing though yeah so you you were learning how to fight but it was specifically like generally how you're in a car you're this is my this is the reason why I'm saying

this knowing how to do something is not enough it's just not enough you have to train it and you have to train it all it has to be automatic yes you have to train it all the time if you don't train it all the time when the thing happens you'll have to think you don't want to have to think right one it has to be like muscle memory yes one of the best things about Jiu-Jitsu is when you're rolling in the class the person who you are sparring against is generally going close to 100% of

their strength when there's certain positions like there's certain things that they're doing to you where they are using all their might to try to achieve uh a dominant position a passing of a guard uh you know finishing up of a submission they closing up a submission that is a you're accustomed to that so it's a normal thing and so you're you're not like when you do sparring and karate class you kind of touch each other so when somebody really [ __ ] blasts you you're not it's not you're not used to that and you you

might freak out right Jiu-Jitsu it becomes automatic is the absolute best martial art for people because if you're in a physical struggle with someone if some guy grabs you at a bar and the bar table behind you Falls over and you're on your back you you know exactly what to do you don't you don't think you're in the middle of chaos and it's as easy as tying your shoe you know exactly what to do but it's because you've done it a thousand this is like shooting though too it's why you've got to train you should

train everything everything you do that's important to you everything everything it's standup comedy you have to do a lot of sets if you don't do a lot of sets you don't feel sharp y you have to feel sharp yep it's it's like been so fun to get back because I was I kind of convinced myself maybe I just had a 10year face of comedy no and then my friend Ariel Isaac Norman who runs like a it's a gay enough show she's she's amazing and she was like just come do one set and see how you

feel and I was like I don't know I'm a mom now like maybe that was just like my lesbian summer that I had or whatever and she was like just try it and see she's like you can't like you can lie to yourself about this but you're once you're a comedian like good luck getting that out and once I got up I was like God damn it I got to do this now and it's not something you can just like do you know it's not a you've got to do it well also like you feel

the puzzle again like I love the puzzle you feel the puzzle you go on stage you're working the puzzle out and you're like okay I'm in it's so humbling too I just love eating [ __ ] and being like I don't know was it was funny someone was like why are you doing that I'm like well I can either be a successful pundit or a failed comedian and I'd rather be a failed comedian well even the successful pundit is not mutual exclusive no look at Jimmy door he does both Jimmy's great though Jimmy jimy smart

though such a funny standup too he did stand up at the club when he was in town doing my podcast I haven't seen him live in Forever he was really funny yeah really sharp yep yeah it's been such a nice guy too yeah i' I've always wanted to I don't know him I've always wanted to meet he's a sweetheart yeah he's a really nice guy um every interaction I've had with him has been pleasant but I never goes hard he goes so hard like he knows a lot though he does he's const well he's him

and he's ruined Kurt meker Kurt meker is like so far down the conspiracy Rabbit Hole now know every [ __ ] conspiracy Kurt metkar balls in oh yeah and he just freaked out by everything because he didn't know all this stuff till he started working with Jimmy and he started working with Jim he's like Jesus Christ and now he's just like he's just in every time I have I find any anything that's [ __ ] up I send it to him to get him worked up Kurt yes and he sends me like these walls of

text you want to see these walls of text have you ever seen them have you ever been texting with Kurt let me show let me show you Kurt M wall of text when they were here doing their show these walls of text look at these look at these walls of texts watch these I'll get you a good one here here we go here's a good one look at this wall oh wow he just [ __ ] here's another good one there's another good wall he just he'll like just go at you that guy's like a

joke writing machine though he's a genius no he's a genius I mean his mind just he has a like you know when they open danam that's what it's like do you sleep he just goes so hard yeah he's such a great joke writer it's such a fun dude to hang out with but the Tweet walls are [ __ ] insane their thing that they did at Mothership that he yeah I was that that [ __ ] is genius too it's so like again is one of those guys where you want to talk about someone who's

like not appreciated for how good he is and a true genius his face swaps of trump did you ever see the one with Trump and Caitlyn Jenner they're having sex no I I think that was the one that they wouldn't let on Comedy Central cuz you know briefly he was going to do a thing on Comedy Central with the face swaps but it's they're too good on Instagram they're too good like he's too free yeah and the the craziness is the freedom yeah you know like did you ever see the one where Caitlyn Jenner uh

was explaining about her new Vagina that she got to the girls and how she masturbates with it with a weed whacker it's like just the whole thing is so it's so horrible it's so crazy and the girls are like what like have you seen it he's got the Kardashians in the background F find that please Jamie he's baby he does the best kayin Jenner it's [ __ ] insane he does the best Trump they were when they did the landing knowledgement it was like a picture of you kicking like [Applause] a like the audience had

no idea what to make of this they're like what is happening right now they're like we need to do a land acknowledgement I was like watching NPR at Mothership it was so good do you remember when they used to announce what color the clothes they're wearing and then my pronouns are shehawk her and I'm in a blue dress didn't kamla do that yes yes yes yes but they only did it for like a few weeks and they're like too much much everybody back out back out that that one was so stupid that even people in

their party were like what the [ __ ] are you doing what the [ __ ] are you doing that's like if like right Wingers started going my name is Bob I'm a patriot and I believe in Jesus Christ like everybody like hey hey hey hey hey Bob we're just talking about the infrastructure we just we just going to fix the road Bob calm down Bob my name is Bob yeah here Bob doesn't believe they just just resist resist resist you know B with Benjo told me what that like you should just not do it

and that it's like one of those things like you you might want to murder someone but you shouldn't because it's a sin like yo I think it's you met any gay guys you know any gay guys just clench that bee hole and pray but first of all what are they supposed to do pretend they like girls have you met gay guys like actual gay guys they actually they they're real okay it's like thinking that a bear is a [ __ ] teddy bear an actual gay guys is a real thing leave them the [ __

] alone let them [ __ ] guys you weirdo you bow tie wearing clipboard having [ __ ] weirdo what do you care what do you care they want to [ __ ] each other who I feel like we're surrounded by Pearl clutchers you know everywhere I turn it's Pearl clutchers it's also why is that pleasure so forbidden okay if it's this the for a lot of people that are like Pro lifers sex should be your favorite sex cuz nobody's going to have a baby there's going to be no abortions you know how many abortions

the gay community has [ __ ] zero all if everyone's going to hell for sure they should get a pass at least they haven't killed any [ __ ] babies right so is it okay if gay guys massage each other is that okay oh that's fine oh yeah yeah you can give each other back rubs and foot rubs and butt rubs fine but just don't touch the dick like that's crazy absolutely crazy if you can get a job if you're a gay dude you get a job rubbing backs and butts and feet for $50 an

hour or you could rub dicks for 150 like it seems like it's quicker you know get to the point make your money who cares what do you care do you want to touch his feet you don't right you're doing it for money you don't want to touch his dick either the argument I guess would be it was like a slippery slope to all the prostitution gender stuff well it's it's a slippery soap to here it is I don't know if I found on the right one let's just try it let's just try well that was

[Music] it was a [ __ ] I forgot we forgot hey k d you need new tennis shorts why said everyone could see your H Nani today oh maybe because I put too much of Kylie's lip puffer on my lips yeah that goes on the lips on your face are you serious well I paid 80 grand for that cooch so maybe everyone should see it yeah baby so embarrassing oh you're embarrassed let me give you your name real quick hey look a picture of the inside of your [ __ ] shut the [ __ ]

up cam [Laughter] hello it's Kim K I'm at the side door okay I'll push you in the door is closed yeah you got to push it it's locked yeah wait until I buz you okay push [Laughter] it why did you open it there was a weird buzzing noise yeah that means that means open the door it's a lock you have to you have to wait until I buzz you Jesus Christ I love him so much I love him it's just not right this is better than anything that Comedy Central has in South Park no yeah

and they [ __ ] it up and the thing is when they were doing it over there here's the problem first of all they were using better technology so and I think that's what one of the things that makes it fun is how shitty it looks you know because you don't really think it's Kim kardashan you don't really think it's Caitlyn Jenner the stuff he does is perfect and they were doing it with like high-end stuff and it kind of look creepy right right and I think the one with Caitlyn Jenner having sex with trump

it might not it might be one of those like lost recordings maybe he has I don't yeah I don't think he's ever even released it it's hilarious I should ask it is hilarious I bet my friend has it and I'm pretty sure Trump's on the bottom yeah if I remember correctly there I I don't know these networks are done like how yeah unfortunately they're they're they're hamstrung right they're hamstrung by their format they're hamstrung by the fact the investors they have to have commercials every five to seven minutes they're hamstrung by that then they're hamstrung

by the fact they're on Commercial television so there there's language restrictions and content you're not going to take a risk the people that are the producers and the executives they're the ones who get a CH they they get to make the decisions as to whether or not you should take a risk and generally speaking unless a show is really successful like South Park South Park they stay out of the the conversation like leave those [ __ ] guys alone they're Geniuses let them do what they're going to do and it's going to be amazing but

if you're a beginner they're not going to do that no they're not going to take that chance and because they're not going to take that chance because they have this weird relationship with their advertisers and they can't be free they're never going to be able to compete with someone like Kyle no and why would he you would have to offer him a lot of money to even make that worth it yeah but even if you did you'd have to let him do that yeah like the thing is about Kyle it's like if Kyle was on

the staff of a regular Comedy Central show you know as a writer or a producer he would not be able to shine you got to leave him alone well this is why I think Shane dodged a huge bullet yes because man how hamstring he would have been working I he would have still done his [ __ ] of course he would have gotten heat and people got mad at him but he would have been the same guy he's yeah but I still think like you get rained even the one that he did when he was

a guest the funniest sketch of his they didn't yeah yeah but that's just they don't want to there's there's like no there's like real internal [ __ ] fighting on that show that people explained about like whose sketches get picked and who's not get picked and and there's been a lot of accusations of like certain writers taking premises from younger writers that's what Jim Brewer said like they have a database of stuff they were working on and someone would just see what you're working on and then steal it write something oh yeah yeah yeah Phil

Hartman told me about that too yeah told me there's all these like it's weirdly competitive and backstabby it was a harsh like when when Phil first came over to news radio it took him a while to just relax and be friends with us yeah because he almost thought of us as being like fellow cast members on SNL so there's like this combative sort of distance relationship interesting and the cast of news radio wasn't like that at all we were all getting drunk together and having fun and laughing it seems like it's competitive SNL oh yeah

it's very it's not just competitive it's like backstabby competitive According to Jim Brewer he he hated it he just could not deal with the the way that things were done it's like high pressure too and very stressful it's also a prestigious position that people are fighting for you're a writer on SNL you're a producer on SNL you want you know you're this is like you're in that hungry part of your career where you're making things happen and you're competing with all these other people and when it was good it was great oh but it's only

great when you have wild people who you let do funny things and you can't do a lot of the things that they used to do it like Chevy Chase and Richard PRI when they were like I'm going to say a word and tell me what you think yeah what's the first word that comes out of your mou it's like you couldn't there's not a chance gen ignorant [ __ ] you couldn't do any of that no you might be able to do Lark you know but like even the [ __ ] Samurai thing that John

Baloo used to do you couldn't do that because it's cultural appropriation you can't pretend to be a Japanese guy they they're broken but do you think Hollywood is I like with AI and all this do you think that it it stands a chance yeah it'll make awesome movies they're still going to make movies but they're going to make movies entirely on a computer the the people that are going to be [ __ ] are the actors and the writers they're [ __ ] and then the animators they're [ __ ] they're [ __ ] everybody's

[ __ ] all these special effects houses you're [ __ ] yeah everybody's [ __ ] there's you don't have a there's not a chance in hell that you survive they won't just like use the technology to they don't need you improve if a if a studio is making films like all they're going to need is algorithms they all kind of look like they're made by algorithms already what's going to happen is they're going to do that and then the number one movie in the world is going to be a movie that a kid made

on his cell phone he's going to make it with editing it on [ __ ] iMovie on his phone or whatever it is and he's going to make it off of his cell phone and it's going to be like The Blair Witch Project it's so real yeah yeah yeah there but special effects and all that [ __ ] that's out the window yeah I I don't know it seems like my friends who are still in Hollywood in La they've been we've been talking and they're like this the wheels are coming off the bus out here

like that they had a strike and they're like and we never recovered really and now the work is drying up because they are just using AI it's not just that they are going to be able to to make real films real quick for real cheap and they're going to do it and it's going to [ __ ] that business and if those films make any money if they're any good if people like them it's going to be so strange man so many jobs are going to be useless we are literally giving birth to our successor

and we're all like oh meta's got an AI now let me ask you some questions have you do you use AI at all zero zero I I have a Samsung Galaxy s24 Ultra that has some AI features that I thought were interesting yeah um one of them was um you can go to a website and it'll um summarize the website for you like all important that's kind of cool and there's some other things that does summarizes notes for you transcribes notes but other than that there's good things like for transcription stuff like that I think

that it's it is useful I can do it in no time at all I probably should ask it questions but it is about things if I have questions about a subject I asked I was sending Tony a screenshot because I was asking it about the I asked it about the top comedy podcast and kill Tony wasn't on there and I was like it's it's Shadow Banning you AI is doing that I asked this AI search engine that I've used you.com well for sure some of them are curated some of the results are curated just like

Google results are curated it's very difficult to get uh certain stories now if you try to Google certain stories things that have happened in the past very hard to find and it seems like Duck Duck Go has been compromised too oh no yeah I used to think that it was really go but it just seems to mirror the results of Google Now didn't used to for any weird stuff um there's brave brave has a a search engine that I think is with no algorithm um it's not I don't think it's curated I think there's a

few other ones that you can go to that are like small and uh search engines like they're all tied into the same thing right they're all tied into this great database in the world I just don't know I don't know what's going on behind the scenes that if you Google certain things it will only give you positive things about uh a person and if you Google other people it'll only give you negative things yeah doesn't doesn't that doesn't it seem though like Tech is shifting a little more rightward no only X but I mean didn't

freaking Zuckerberg the other day come out and be like that was the most badass or was that Ai No no it was real he said that but how much how much of a say do you really think Zuckerberg has over the entire business of meta right yeah he's the owner the CEO the big dog but he's also one human being hunting people in Maui but yeah he uh he's doing Jiu-Jitsu he's really into a lot of fun things you know's having a good time right yeah how I mean he's not there every day for sure

people are getting Shadow banned and it's not like he's behind the scenes pulling the triggers there's there's it's a company and it's a giant huge company that is like all these companies heavily influenced by Advertiser dollars yeah dumpster fire we get that a lot from people we get emails constantly that they that they've been unsubscribed like I get one a day and we've reached out to YouTube and been like hey why does this happen they're like well if you can get a screen recording of that happening I'm like so someone's supposed to record themselves being

unsubscribe like this is impossible then maybe they'll investigate it and dumpster fire is you know we we're we're kind of like like my friend the other day was like the [ __ ] you say on that show like I'm like we're fine flying under the radar yeah but you're not no one is you know even people that aren't F that are kind of flying under the radar they not there's they know the the algorithm is picking up things you say they know they know what you're talking about and they don't like when people are questioning

certain narratives no no no and we it's funny our like our slogan for dumpster fire is we make burgers out your sacred cows and it is so funny back to like our tribalism thing everyone has like their thing yeah where you'll say something they're like haha we love you in the minute you're like and then blah blah blah and they're like man like how dare you and that's all they here that was your thing I'm sorry I stepped on your third rail yeah yeah you you need rubber shoes [ __ ] yeah the whole thing

is stupid it's and it's um very unfortunate there's no real competitors like a Twitter that's just a video thing like YouTube is cuz yeah I mean maybe he'll be able to do it it's possible he can if anybody's going to do it Twitter's going to do it he's going to do I thank God we would not know the Pres wasn't dead no I'm just kidding I'm just spreading do you think that that's a guy in a suit let's watch the video are you okay Biden no I got something in my eye you want to get

it out no no no no it's nothing you want to put some water in there I think it's actually just a cigar Ash you have ey drops no don't worry about it I'm fine um find a video of I know thanks Mom uh I want to show the video of uh Biden uh walking up the stairs of Air Force One walked a little too spritey for my my but can we talk about just how objectively insane this is right now yeah we're arguing whether or not the president is really alive but also like everything that's

happened in the past what is it 10 11 days and this is there's a large we were all talking about this before he started recording there's a large population of people who are acting like this is all just normal like oh what's the big deal all the like people who were probably still wearing masks they're all like oh what's the big deal this is I'm like if this was Trump and he was install like if just reverse parties and this was happening with Republicans it would be literally Hitler going on the end of democracy it's

[ __ ] banana Town zoom in this this fake Biden real quick just kidding Go full screen how are you feeling not R not him he has no idea where he is how are you feeling since you dropped out of the racer this is sad can beat Trump it's walking pretty good I don't know this is sad or that's a 40-year-old guy in a suit but Trump nearly got assassinated has there been those hands those are young hands he dropped out of the race with a notes apology like I want to analyze this like the

Patterson gimin Bigfoot footage see his gate compared to other yeah I want to see his gate I want to study his gate with [ __ ] AI software hey chat GPT tell me if this is the real Joe Biden based on how he walks I did see someone put it also could be fake they put the audio of his phone of the phone call in to like 11 labs and it said it was like 98% chance it wasn't real yes yeah ient that was real I to you yeah um let me send that to you

too Jamie because when I texted you about trump it was like I was like is this the fir it's [ __ ] up that we even live in a time where all of our first reaction which rightfully is is this real like when I heard about Trump I was like is this AI yeah everything seems fake people were thinking that I mean wasn't didn't that one lady um tweet that she thought that uh Trump only got shot in the head so he doesn't go to jail wait oh so it was him she trying I'll tell

you right in a second after I sent that thing to Jamie um this is I I mean the world's Gone Bananas I get kind of turned on by all the chaos cuz I come from it like I do I'm like please stop I'm going to start masturbating to Twitter it's too much it's just too hot it it's so crazy it's just like every day it's crazier okay who it is um Gail HT she said uh so it says Donald this is like um Aaron roer said Nancy mace apparently said this I guess it was on

one of those news channels Donald Trump literally took a bullet for our country and this lady posts no he didn't he was hit with a bullet because he's desperate to stay out of prison now supposedly these are deleted tweets so this might be [ __ ] so we have to find out that because the Russians are always trying to keep us at each other's throats ladies and gentlemen and then there's the foran trolls and so that might not even be a real tweet so let's find out if that's a real tweet because otherwise I'm gonna

make you cut that out so we don't get sued I'm not sure how to find out if it's real um who is Gail hate first of all H Gail H HLT why would you get sued by who oh people Su you if you read a fake tweet with their name on Twitter account which Twitter account should I look up um the Twitter account hold on sorry this is amazing I know hilarious come up it's g h l t oh that's just that's but it feels like the Trump thing's already out of the news cycle oh

yeah what's the big deal you just got shot in the head yeah no press did she get rid of her account that's the lady yeah so that's that's the that's the claim CIA analyst CIA analyst Honeypot don't click on it what his account does exist so she killed her account after this this is weird yeah and do you know that Biden when he announced that he was not going to seek re-election it was National Ice Cream Day [Music] [Laughter] I was like we live in a simulation look at okay context morons the point was that

no he didn't take a bullet for his country the point was that he's running to stay out of prison and thus is why he took a bullet No One Believes he set himself up and you're a fool for trying to twist this into that uh Gaslight that's you didn't say it very well if that's what you meant what what gu she must have deleted her account cuz yeah you did not say it very well if that's what you meant if that is what you were trying to say well you did a bad job of expressing

yourself you can't call people morons because you literally said that he was hit with a bullet because he's desperate to stay out of prison like that can be interpreted in a lot of ways this is end of days so here's the thing about the uh AI voice thing so play this I know yesterday's news Wasing and uh it's hard for you to hear but it was the right thing to do it's I know it's hard because you poured your heart and soul into me okay now listen let's just go on Old 11 labs and see

if that's really all they probably used for this so lo I love it nerds cannot be stopped very likely probability 98 uh they didn't even really try but but he's he's speak tomorrow to like soon [ __ ] makeup is going to speak that 40-year-old guy with them 40-year-old hands that guy had young man hands he didn't have dead man hands oh I don't know I don't know but here's the thing if you have a letter like that okay and this is how he resigns he resigns or says he's not going to run again with

a letter the letter does not have a presidential seal on it and the letter has a digital signature on it right that's what it was right okay maybe but before that before he got Co didn't he say that he wasn't going to quit he did right so so they killed him well there's been a lot of weird stuff we haven't seen him since then right and then he gets Co and then all of a sudden he says he can't and they also said that they gave him 10 doses of pax loid is that true Google

that because I read that on my that might might be some Russian troll [ __ ] because they might be saying like they're waiting for doctors to go that would kill him why you give them 10 doses that's [ __ ] insane they're like well we couldn't kill Trump so he might have been exposing a glitch where every few times that app says that it anything was created by it oh well here's one way to find out why don't we take a segment of us talking right now upload it and see if it thinks that

we're AI can we do that I can't do that come cuz we're recording it right now and I'd have to stop recording it can we stop recording for just 5 seconds and then do that that would take no no can I record something on your phone and then maybe you upload it to that I'm just curious I could get a like imagine I could get an older podcast and do it oh yeah do that yeah put a little chunk up there let's see what's up would that how funny would that be% people would be like

then here's the new conspiracy Joe Rogan is AI the government created him that's the whole reason why that show became popular there is no [ __ ] way they would allow that show to say the crazy [ __ ] they did it's all ops it's all undercovered deep Ops everything's an not controlled opposition that was what they all said about me when I came on the scene when I started writing and talking they were like she's a deep state plant sent to undermine conservatism are you no here's the thing if you were on the outside

looking in you probably would think that that's the case but if you want to pay attention to the way this whole Administration going pay attention to Green same whatever the [ __ ] her name is the White House Press Secretary accidentally tweeting uh Trump's post from her account wrong account remember that remember she did that yeah this is incompetence if you look at like the crew of people that's responsible for the press in the white house they're all like young kids they're all young kids first job and she's her B their boss okay and then

you look at that guy that was the [ __ ] Sam Britton that was stealing women's clothes and he was in charge of nuclear energy everywhere you look Pete Buddha Jud all these people it's incompetence it's massive incompetence glued together I don't think Secret Service I don't think there's a grand plan I think there's this is why my husband always says a bunch of really incompetent people scheming and Clump and banging heads and not knowing what to do and arguing with each other and and afraid to lose their jobs chaos and dude who's 40 years

old in a Biden suit and that's and also the Deep State conspiring behind all of it to make it look like it's just these incompetent dummies they think that everybody's somehow or another like some sort of a plant but wish I could tell you where you would understand me and believe me I think most of the things that you think are like deep state are not I think this whole thing is way more chaotic than we give it credit for it's not as easy as like they're manipulating us they're controlling us yeah they're [ __

] trying for sure but it's not working anymore and that's part of the problem right it's not like before in the past no one had internet search access to how much money Nancy Pelosi was making yeah you'd be like all right they just did it they were doing it forever they just did it that way and no one knew right except the people that also did it because they were doing it too which is why they never call each other out right they're all a bunch of criminals so now that we all know that like

this is all everything's been exposed to the point where they want to keep justifying the way they're doing things they got to be very clever about it so I can't wait to find out the results whether or not I'm AI you are AI imagine if the world is a simulation I might be AI I was uh talking to a family member about like just the incompetence and and the Secret Service stuff and hiring these people and they're at a at a in like a they're firemen basically and they were telling me that they had to

hire like an an actual he's he's like none of these are lies they had to hire an autistic kid and he's like this kid hides in the bathroom and takes naps during the day but once you kind of hire these you know neuro Divergent people or whatever you can't really fire them so they they had to like track it and like keep and he said another guy they hired who was like something wasn't right got into a minor fender bender in one of the trucks and like froze up and he's like this is a first

responder who froze up when they got into and wouldn't get out of the truck and he's like I'm not making any of this stuff he's like how am I supposed to [ __ ] work with this [ __ ] that's crazy and he he was saying the same thing about the Secret Service and all that he's like this is a woman who like she wor you know she was like buds with Jill and she was like from Pepsi before and instead of putting like some Marine in charge okay look they ran the sample very unlikely

so it was right probability of 2.0% it's very unlikely this audio was generated with 11 Labs or the AIO a few times and see if it keeps doing it or few times but now we also need to do an AI gen hold on a second that that makes sense like that means it's accurate well that so what I was say the this guy said this is the guy who made the original tweet right uh this is the guy who posted the goofy little glitch that makes 11 Labs say his voice was AI generated once every

few tests okay this is the guy who posted the goofy little glitch okay so this was a funny shower thought which yourselves and the entire internet placed a near infinite more about of thought what this person is drwn this person is out of their [ __ ] mind into than I did please carry about your business saing even about being did [ __ ] AI write this maybe you could you're truly the guy whose cringey jokes often go way too far in the internet scares me please help okay I think he was just [ __

] around maybe um but the point is that we can't listen to anything he's saying that and take it seriously the other thing though sounded like AI to me it sounded like there's a weird if you could play it again well no there's a weird fake expression there's a there's a smell like when you you hear it there's a smell like there's a bunch I know yester's newsing and hard to but it was the right thing to do it's I know it's hard because you poured your heart and soul into me there's it just seems

there's something the heart and soul into me it's something into me it's like it's a robot talking it's it's exmachina it's not a person yeah it's like triggering your uncanny valley 100% it's triggering my [ __ ] meter now I 100% am only saying this because he's missing I he's not missing if I had not seen except for the guy in the suit if he's if if there was a time where there was no question about whether Joe Biden was alive and I heard that I would go oh that's probably Joe Biden just in you

know just for full disclosure do you think that some accident will H or like oh a medical emergency before the speech well that's what um Alex Jones was saying Alex Jones is saying they failed to kill Trump so now they're going to kill Biden because they can't have him run against Trump because he can't beat Trump but if Trump got shot Biden would win in a landslide I was playing something that I think it was you sent me about it was Alex think and my husband's like turn that off he's like Bridget I can send

you a 17th tweet thread debunking the first two minutes of that from a guy in the Army I'm like okay my husband's like your husband needs to get red pilled he's he's just a skeptic he thinks he doesn't attribute to malice what he can attribute top to incompetence he think well that's smart but also malice is real so you have to look it both and you can't be biased in one side or another well I think that's why we make a good balance cuz I'm like no it's it's a conspiracy well I don't think everything's

a conspiracy because I know that some conspiracies that I've personally been accused of being involved in aren't real so I'm like okay so people are just suspicious I think there's a lot of Suspicion and also rightly so there's a lot of conspiracies are 100% real by the way I can probably think of Three episodes that you and I have done where we talked about how Biden was too old and we got called conspiracy theorists for saying that dude I had a twe a text message from a friend who's saying don't you know that Biden has

a stutter I go when did he get this stutter because if you go and listen to him when he was running for president in 1988 he SPO spoke smooth yeah smooth as silk we could check this out this person says they recreated the phone call using Ai and it's I it's apparently it sounds a lot like it if you want to nomination and then go on to win they went and I've been honored and that's not him so that's somebody else's voice all right so mind that wasn't Joe Biden okay I mean maybe they're trying

to prove a point but either way we know for sure that AI is real AI can make you say basically anything they want it to say we've done it with me oh you know who does it all the time Duncan Duncan will have like Tony hinchcliff apologizing for things that he never did and admitting that he's a rainy Street assass and I love Duncan I love I love his stand up too I love it's just like I love his long like I want to be in his brain I want to crawl into his brain you

can't get in there I want to crawl into his brain and look around you you get a contact high just smell in his brain but he he did a thing with Johnny pton where uh Johnny pton pretended to be like a CIA undercover agent or something like that they changed his voice they changed his appearance they changed everything W in video in real time so he's Tau so it's you know what Johnny looks like so it's Johnny pton he looks like a 12-year-old kid and he looks like a completely different person he's saying absolutely ridiculous

[ __ ] and it sounds like this other person's voice and this is all like you could be you know Morgan Freeman you could start talking and they could have ai take your voice convert it to Morgan Freeman's voice take your image take every expression you make opening your mouth every smile you make and convert into Morgan Freeman doing the exact same things this is why there's no pictures of my kid on the internet yeah I there was this creepy video going around and they took all these pictures of this 9-year-old and it was like

in Norway somewhere and they grew her up had her talking had her and because the parents had posted all this stuff and she was like asking for them to come right it I my most judgy mom opinion and I don't have many is like we know too much to be doing to put our kids online like before they're able to like whatever on there because it you're it's it's not they can't understand what you're doing first of all but with AI like you can't know how there's have you heard about the [ __ ] they

do in Japan they're having like a huge problem with like turning these images people are putting of their kids into child porn of course it's like a huge [ __ ] problem of course they're doing that with uh everybody I guarantee with every [ __ ] human being that is out there on Facebook and Instagram Twitter someone's turned you into a porno film yeah I don't know I'm just I it's crazy I it scar it's crazy I mean they that was a big problem with celebrities right they were taking celebrities and face swapping them and

and turning them into porn stars yeah and there's no I mean there was like a whole thing in Beverly Hills about all these they were these teenagers were doing it to each other as like you know they were all just being mean teens and it's crazy I don't know how you even there and there aren't laws against it which there should be but I don't even know how you litigate it well they would have to get ahead of it and they can't it's too late no they can't all the technology out there and then there's

also not enough people that understand it that are in the government and it's like whack-a-mole like you just you get rid of one and it pops up 10 other places right and how you going to get rid of the ones that are in other countries you're not going to no you're not going to it's not you just use a [ __ ] VPN log into that other country yeah download it no it's bad it's wild no it's wild and it's only going to get Wilder yeah this is like I mean Elon talks about this all

the time like how it's just the dawn of this yeah this is the ding of the age of Aquarius did you see this video yesterday about the with Jordan which one where he was talking about what happened to his kid and how Elon Elon yeah yeah yeah I did see that yeah it was emotional it's horrible I yeah I think a lot of people have become kind of I mean for lack of a better word redpilled by that kind of stuff and they should be the new California thing oh didn't you explain to people what

it is it's so it's so nuts you hear it and you go there's no way they did this there's no way they they took away power from the parents no there's no way they don't inform the parents that I mean that had kind of been going on but now they've they've just put it into law that you essentially don't have to you know the the people who would fight against it would say oh they're outing these kids to their parents but basically a kid can go in and call them Jack if they're Jill and at

home and school doesn't have to tell the parents that they're identifying as a boy that they're they're doing that they're dressing that they're being called by a completely different name there's no requirement it's just so crazy to me and I'm sure Scott weiner is behind us because he's behind every creepy ass bill in that state it's crazy to me that you are telling adults to keep secrets about the kids from the parents like that's generally something that's a huge red flag it's a huge red flag and you're you're also you have activists who are teachers

that's a fact yeah that's a fact a lot of the teachers are teachers specifically because they want to be able to influence young kids that's a fact yeah and some of them are really good teachers and they have this idea they going to help these kids and influence these kids in a positive way and some of them are [ __ ] crazy people that are locked into an ideology and they want to convert these kids into that ideology when you have 5 years old and six-year-old kids you shouldn't have [ __ ] Pride Flags in

the school that's ridiculous if you have this big Pride display in the school and everyone's wearing rainbows you're you are incentivizing kids to think that going in one direction or the other is better you're you're pushing them you're you're influencing them in a weird way and you might be a [ __ ] crazy person well it's also like Helen Joyce said she had this brilliant clip she she was talking about how IM the there's no way out if you're a parent who's supported this like every time you hear about somebody who's advocating for this legislating

it legislating you know kids being able to get puberty blockers or whatever it's somebody who has a kid of their own and she was saying such a brilliant clip um she was basically saying like you they're doubling down because it's that or admit that they've done a horrific thing to their child right yeah that's what it is it's no it's the same thing with people that got covid and got vaccine injured and didn't want to tell people dides that happen a lot a lot yeah oh I know people that got vaccine injured look Chris Cuomo

chriso got vaccine injured and didn't talk about it until CNN fired you know he's like guess what I'm one of you he's like fer is not paying for my checks anymore yeah the whole thing is just a again a normal pattern of human behavior and thinking and this this whole queer trans 2 a b t plus thing it's it's all attached to an ideology and the crazy thing for a lot lot of gay people is they are looking at this trans thing a lot of gay people that I talk to they think it's homophobic they

think a lot of these guys who think that they're girls will eventually just be gay men yeah and that a lot of them go through it during puberty and when you are telling them that they really are going to live their authentic self and you're saying things like this these the gay away these AF it is a very similar thing it's the same thing that is the same thing right it's conversion therapy right I mean there I did a whole piece how Pride lost the public and it was I interviewed like Douglas Murray all these

brilliant I wish I could have just posted every interview I did with all these individuals because they're all so brilliant but it was they're all these guys have all been sound and women have all been sounding the alarm and lesbians are really getting erased you know you go on a lesbian app and it's like I joked on dumpster fire in like 2019 that we're on our way to like suck my dick bigot and now we're here like we've been there for years it's a lot of men who identifies being a woman who say they're a

lesbian yeah which is crazy they're not even but my lesbian friends are like they're not even identifying they're just straight up men on the lesbian apps saying like I'm Les I'm a lesbian yeah they're not even trying to look like and you go on a date with them and they just have lipstick on hi like what I like girls I'm a girl what are you trying to say you [ __ ] bigot I'll [ __ ] you in your ass like wait what are you saying it's not good it's so nuts and it's also like

these some of these people who identify as women they think that because they're women it's okay to punch other women and I've seen a lot of that I've seen a lot of that y yep like trans women getting in fist fights with biological women like what is going on here this is so crazy it's it it's I think it's lost a lot of support though don't you think do you feel like it has or yeah it's lost a giant chunk but there's still a lot of really confused people that don't know what's going on they

read mainstream newspapers and rarely they work in a bubble generally it's like a liberal bubble they work in a bubble that's also influenced by Dei it's Al also influenced by you know the culture of the workforce in general and then these people they don't hear everything they don't get all the data they don't have time to research these catch that a lot of this is is mentally ill people that are trying to infiltrate into women's spaces that's that's a lot of it so there's you have people that have legitimate gender dysphoria that really want to

be identifying as a woman and then you have creeps yeah and to not identify the creeps and to pretend the creeps don't exist you're not [ __ ] helping anybody by the way you should be protecting these women in prisons you should it's like rape shelters and women shelter is you just have these guys who are like to think that someone who's a predator and has committed crimes wouldn't try and manipulate the system yeah it's like a I don't understand that willful after we get off there I'll tell you my bit about it cuz it's

so stupid the whole thing is so nuts it's just so nuts that it's so pervasive that it's actually made its way into prisons well it made its way into remember the Supreme Court lady when they asked her keni Brown Jackson uhhuh oh yeah and couldn't answer like what a woman is yeah yeah that but all these people should be on record when you when the problem that we're having is that people need to push anyone who's saying oh this is just gender affirming care so what exactly is that I want you on record explaining what

that is yeah so you you're okay with giving kids puberty blockers so that they may not be able to have children or orgasms or x amount of thing have you had any D the mo I've talked to a lot of people in the past however many years that I've done my podcast and the ones that sat with me the most and the most upsetting are all the D the like kid D transitioners I've had on the podcast they're those interviews are so hard and upsetting and it is [ __ ] criminal that there's even more

than like 10 and they're churning them out yeah and there's the number of gender affirmation care clinics that exist in this country but by the way Europe is like pushing back against it and we're not and a lot of it is because Europe does have the you know like Universal yeah so they actually have to follow science because otherwise they're all paying for it exactly yeah and here it's just like a we're captured money grab like to start well you and not not just that but what you alluded to earlier that you have to take

all those people that had done this now they're in trouble yeah like now people can get sued the lawsuits canile well that's the literally in this country that feeds off of money it's the only way that's going to stop it yeah listen listen you have to recognize folks that this is a country that did lobotomies yeah until what 1965 or something like that something crazy like that when did they start it might have been like 68 I think it was 1968 Google Jamie when did they end labotomy they did who knows how many thousands of

labotomy well that's like all women who got put in mental Wards for hysteria mhm 67 67 yeah that's not that long ago that's not that long ago no no so they it had to end with the death of the person it was performed on that was it they were like enough don't scramble brains like listen we [ __ ] up one person we made a few really cool people Walter Jackson Freeman thei what that's the guy did what portal of hell does that guy find himself into today he when did he die he died in

72 how did he die so it was his idea so he died shortly after it was made illegal he [ __ ] missed it he missed prosecution the the idea that he he performed 3,500 laies he scrambled the brains of 3,500 people and 490 of them died as a result of the treatment do they still do electroshock therapy yep yep 49 people died and the rest of them just got turned into vegetables so 310 just got turned into [ __ ] squash oh my God so crazy how many people were lobotomized in the 50s almost

20,000 oh my God perform in the United States and proportionately more in the United Kingdom a large number of patients were gay men oh my God they scrambled their brain to get the gay out of there that's worse than pray the gay away yeah scramble the gay away Jesus Christ scalpel the gay away Jesus Christ yikes oh man oh and you stayed awake during it oh my God no o what was that movie pie where he gives himself a labotomy or whatever at the spoiler alert did you see that PO pie that movie he gave

himself a I feel like at the end of that movie I don't want to spoil it for anyone I might have just spoiled it yeah I'm thinking of some guy that invented something insane somewhere in the UK and eventually he was tried for being gay God I wish I could remember what it was it's like on the tip in the back of my brain I'm like that guy remember that guy remember that story some guy this like incredible Allan Turing that's it test Allan Turing that's it that's the robot thing yeah yeah yeah so has

Le pass that yet no Lex is robot pull that up pull that up like what happened to him okay so here it is there are number of high-profile arrests and trials including that of scientist mathematician and wartime codebreaker Alan Turing convicted in 1952 of gross indecency he accepted treatment with female hormones chemical castration as an alternative to prison Turan committed suicide in 54 what oh my God how crazy again not that long ago not that long not that long ago and that sounds today insane guess what you [ __ ] that's what it's going to

sound like 50 years from now when people start talking about what you did to kids yeah no and growing up yep homosexuality remained illegal until 1967 in England and Wales and until 1980 in Scotland holy [ __ ] Scotland when 1866 marriage was defined as between um a man and a woman preventing future same-sex marriages so they put a law in the books in 1866 in Scotland over 100 years ler about here though when did it become that's a good question well I remember in 2013 in the United States 2013 Democrats were saying that it

should be between a man and a woman that's what marriage is marriage but it was illegal in the states wasn't it yeah yeah but imagine that imagine Democrats saying that marriage should be between a man and woman 2003 yeah that's I guess wow okay we were Scotland sorry Scotland sorry for giving you your hard time you guys were so far ahead of us I was feeling like we were we were pretty behind us 2003 I was on Fear Factor 200 okay 2003 gay right proponents had another bit of happy news un Supreme Court in Lawrence

versus Texas struck down the states anti-sodomy law oh okay so it wasn't like illegal to be gay was illegal to do gay stuff well I mean same thing I mean isn't it you have to do the Ben Shiro method you could be gay you just don't do it oh my God yeah but so it's was never illegal to be gay in the United States of course it was it had to been absolutely illegal but no just joking aside sodomy laws are that makes it being gay illegal aren't there still some on the books there's still

like weird sodomy and profanity laws that are on the books and Massachusetts andd it wouldn't be massach no they have weird stuff on the books like I remember reading about this I don't know if they still have it but it was like you could the reason you couldn't have sorority is in certain places is cuz like lesbian seven no it was considered like a a coven like too many women living in a house witches they're smart they probably want to track their menstrual cycles [ __ ] dirty witches oh so I this podcast I was

listening to she was saying that I've never known this I've always wondered but her I guess she's some like neuroscientist woman and I can't remember her name right now she was saying that it's because men would have to impregnate as many people as they could because if they went out and hunted sometimes they wouldn't even come back they'd go like find another similar tribe and just stay with them Jesus and so they had to in order to like keep up the you know population they had to make sure that they could impregnate as many women

at at the same time and that's why women's Cycles sank up hm I always thought it was just like people being competitive like one woman's like if I'm going to bleed you're all going to [ __ ] bleed that's it's all interesting theories because you know so many the things uh that people did back in the day were based on this fact that human beings didn't live very long right and that infant mortality was really high you know like they had a lot of um fertility rituals that they would do back then yeah yeah I

think my name is the Irish goddess of fertility which explains how I got pregnant at 43 you want a fun law for Texas yes prohibited possession of more than six dildos is prohibited yeah you're greedy it's the obscene device you don't even have six holes you greedy [ __ ] obscene device laws declares it a crime to possess six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles so you can have like six butt [ __ ] magazines but I think you can still get married as cousins in certain states too go back these

Infernal Devices include dildos so in Texas you can legally own more guns this is an article Mental Floss and it's like top 10 weird sex laws that are still in place let me finish the sentence so in Texas you can legally own more guns and display them in public than you can sex toys as some dildo wielding campaigners pointed out I I don't want to know what that dildo can't get married in Nebraska if your partner is a sexually transmitted disease if you got the from get the hers that's a rap you can't cohabitate in

North Carolina you can't with a person hold on with a person with with a partner if the couple is unmarried what yeah it's illegal to live with a partner if the couple's unmarried so you can't live in North Carolina with uh a boyfriend or a girlfriend for real you can't have sex with them in Six States six which states Utah Idaho Illinois Massachusetts Mississippi and South Carolina hilarious in South Carolina a false promise of marriage can land you in jail this this is how I hear this still in fornication laws with basically decree all forms

of non-marital sex illegal but these laws are rarely enforced right [ __ ] get rid of them why you got laws on whether or not people could jerk each other off don't flant your booby pillows in Kern County California oh what's up in Kern County it's indecent oh booby pillow pillows th feet of a highway what does that mean flashing your ti is on the side of the road like I think literal like tit pillow like a boob pillow like a pillow look like a boob boob pillows boobs might have been a thing at some

point public articles boobs hold on public sale of Articles depicting female breast no it is a Bo pillow pillow is like a dumb sale of stuffed objects stuffed objects known as booby pillows I've seen booty pillows so you can't so those are illegal so they the problem is uh passerbys can't talk about polygamy in Mississippi you can't sell them by the side of the road that's what the law is what the [ __ ] were booby pillows for I've never heard of them until 13 seconds ago just a I don't know I mean I guess

it's just stupid it's just look got some tits like guys who have rubber nuts hanging from their [ __ ] Trail hitch it's also just north of La apparently hey is it legal to have rubber nuts hanging from your Trail hitch is that legal in Texas let's find out that don't even count as a dildo that's just your sa you want to have those big things in Texas on the side of your wheels that like come out have you seen these oh I don't know if you're allowed to they're everywhere yeah yeah I found out

about those those are crazy Paul Wall has those on his Cadillac they're CRA I saw a car with them I'm like what the [ __ ] yeah that doesn't seem like it's aerodynamic it's not good for your neighbors either I saw them on a truck well you definitely could scratch someone next to you yeah or pop their Tire 100% yeah yeah that seems like some Texas [ __ ] I've been here ridiculous I've been here now oh have we talked since I've been I've been here since almost a year like a little over a year

I don't think you've been on the podcast in the last year oh it's been since you moved here oh yeah I think you were California dwelling back then planning your Escape oh yeah this is I love it correctly I love it it's great out here yeah I love it but I also love like all the friends I have and the friends that are here and everybody's coming here and um making friends out in the BBS like people are moving out though there said that uh in 2023 more people for the first time left Austin than

moved here that's good the rents will go down and stuff they won't go down no they're going down Doom spiral no no no they did they did they passed the housing thing and they're actually going down they passed a bill to like open up for building more housing and the rents are going down in Austin every time you hear about people getting a lot of my friends have gotten rent like deductions in the past year really and a lot of people are leaving I had two people in my little base [ __ ] suburb they

were like on in the Facebook Community which I love just I love it it's like the drama I love just watching it um they were like we're getting the [ __ ] out of here I'm going back to California and I was like where are you going than they're like it's too hot and they're like Sacramento like what like Sacramento I thought it'd be like the beach or something but how different is Sacramento from it's pretty hot but it's a dry heat it's a different kind of heat no it is and people I don't know

a lot of California came here and are leaving just cuz the heat yeah hilarious I know [ __ ] I know it's nothing it's really not that bad my husband loves it we're out there we we are become became really good friends with the S surfs you know they make the C yeah the cake people and they're they're like our they're our good homies and we celebrate we're just we like are living such a it's such a like weirdly per American life like we go to the we go have like barbecues and you know our

kids play like it's it's so I'm not looking over my shoulder for like crazy people every second reason why people move to the suburbs no the suburbs are great yeah like when you have kids especially if you want quiet so quiet out there that's what you want yeah you you're better off with a little bit of quiet and you can see the stars like my my daughter is just like obsessed with space she's like that is that sat she knows all the planet she's just like she's thriving which is all I can ask for as

eventually I'm want to live about an hour outside of Austin yeah me too but I one hour out and then drive in for shows and that's it yeah I can't I can't yet I mean this was B we got cuz my husband was like let's go further and I was like that will be prohibitive to everything I want to do and so we had to kind of split the difference he would he would be further good spots to live out here though it's good it's you know you can live a half hour outside and still

be cool like where uh Red Band lives it's real quiet that's I'm out by them yeah it's great it's great it's beautiful out there too and there's lots of great restaurants it's like it's a nice place to live it's also like a really amazing place to do comedy now I mean oh the scene is so it's the First Time In Our Lifetime where a scene has emerged I wonder why um so weird crazy who's behind that no it's it is actually doing it and like being around all the young hungry like it's I've fallen in

love with it in a way that I did when I first started it you know it's just seeing how and it's also just so diverse actually ideologically diverse Austin is a weird place you just don't with all of the like your audiences they're all tourists and then the local audiences you never really know it's not like when I was in LA I kind of knew what I was dealing with or if you were outside of you know in Valencia you knew also what you were dealing with here you're like it's a smatter it's truly like

a purple kind of of town it's an interesting place yeah it's exciting it's just way better than California where we were living we're living also in a place that was captured by the entertainment industry and that you realize like that has a toxic radioactive glow that affects everything it touches it does whether you think you're in the music business or you think you're in the entertainment business or you I'm not I'm not a performer I'm not trying to get famous you're everyone's affected by what you're trying to accomplish all the people on the outside that

work in other supportive Industries like that place is defined by the the main goal of people that move there is to somehow or another make it right right here it feels very art devoted you know it has that Austin kind of like keep it weird and the people seem very that's the other thing I've noticed everyone's very supportive it's not so like Cutthroat and it felt I don't know it doesn't feel well comedy's like that now you know comedy's like it's not what it used to be it used to very Cutthroat but we realized somewhere

along the the line that we became we're assets we're not like competitors and the competitors are good the people that are like rising up they they give you inspiration to do better it's all good for you but there's like room that's the thing that feels like you go to all these different shows you know homeless pimp he's doing he's doing a whole documentary on the scene it's really cool he's like going out to open mics with like young people who moved here people who have been in 20 years who are moving here it's really cool

yeah well a lot of people that like weren't getting the attention that they deserve somewhere else came here and now they're thriving like Brian Holman perfect example Brian Holzman was just not getting the love he deserved and now he's got sold out shows yeah and people come to see him because he's crazy it's like they want to see and there's a lot of Tyler fiser is another one it's like these guys weren't getting any attention where they were and they're really good you know and there's more of those there's a lot more out there meder

medar is another one medar yeah that's I'm like land out here mear moved here oh he is yeah he's here now no he told me when I saw him we went out to dinner when they were in town and I he said that they were thinking about it he's here now oh nice yeah I'm so happy Kim's here now too nice yeah she just did a show uh kill Tony last night oh yeah announced it she's the newest Austin resident yeah Kim has a real chance she has a real chance Kim went up in front

of me in um she's from Orlando and I was doing a gig in Orlando and she's going to be there uh visiting her family she asked to do a that I'm like yeah for sure I'm like and I sat and watched she [ __ ] murdered I mean murdered I would have thought she was going to be way further ahead in career you know I think it was like eight years ago like eight years later but sometimes people they just they just they're not quite focused the right way and nothing kind of catches and she

moved to New York for a while and but now she's out here yeah she's got a real chance yeah she's I love her we were just in the green room together like funny dying laughing very funny yep I'm excited it's just like it feels when I first moved to LA and was in the scene and it was uh I had Troy Conrad on my podcast and we were talking about when we were like when uh it was like Tuesday nights and roast battle was starting and kill Tony was starting and you were back and it

was like this electric time at The Comedy Store and he was saying you know you were aware like this is special you're C capturing something special yeah and I feel that way about now too there's something special you know happening in in Austin with comedy and seeing it feels that was the thing about La I'm like I feel like I'm driving around a city on hospice it just feels like a city that's like not doing well and here it's vibrant and there's growth and there's all kinds of different scenes and there's Tech and there's like

music so much live music it feels very vibrant and Alive well it's a lot of it is because people were just fed up with California and they moved out here and they all came together and it's all these similarly minded people that wanted to be free to do the fun thing and then really also extra appreciated it now that it was taken away from them for a while and then now they have the best place to do it ever yeah and it feels very it's probably more libertarian than anything else yeah you know it's more

libertarian there's very few conservatives in comedy and even the Liberals they're not if you want to be good like you can't you can't be like full leftist can't do it it's you're handcuffing yourself it's like running with weights on like what are you doing what are you trying to do you try like you can talk about stuff that you believe in on podcasts right but you're doing a specific art form standup comedy is a very specific art form and the goal is to make people laugh they're there for comedy yeah it's not standup prizz it's

you know it's not it's not standup virtue clapter I did a joke by T once and I got like clapped around I was like I'm never doing that joke again that joke's done yeah it's funny I don't want I don't ever want clapter oh God some people love it they just lean towards it and like their punch lines are like spaced out for clapter like yeah but that's like you're you're evangelizing yeah they're just not good that's all it is they're just not good at comedy I don't want to evangelize I don't want they're only

evangelizing because they're not good at comedy right they're not evangelizing because they have the really unique perspective is like that people listen to like Bill Hicks or something you go wow oh my God I never thought about it that way no it's clunky dog [ __ ] idea from a lazy person that's not good at comedy and the reason why you suck at this whole virtue signaling thing is the same reason why you suck at comedy like you don't have unique thoughts you haven't examined your mind enough you haven't really tried to figure out what's

actually funny versus what you want the audience to think of you which is a lot of what people are doing yeah my good faith inter interpretation I guess would be that they are believers like they're actually Believers in their ideology or whatever and they don't really realize they're prz they think that they're they're making jokes about sort of informative right but you have to always run that you got to always run that through this filter and the filter is if you're not good at comedy and you don't have a career in comedy and you're struggling

in comedy trying to get better at comedy you are constantly trying to get positive reactions from the audience and if you can't get positive reactions through humor you will get it through saying something that you think everybody believes in right right I see so it's a trick yeah yeah yeah it's just a shitty trick it's like a shortcut it's a shitty trick that works yeah yeah it's like wearing lipstick and [ __ ] in the women's room it's a shitty trick that works it doesn't mean that everybody doesn't know what the [ __ ] is

going on you know so there's one like there's also kind of a just goofy alt scene that I love and there's ryer cameraman she works I think she works in Mothership but I've seen her at Creek in the cave she has a Thursday night and she does this bit I am obsessed with it about how she's like a deer it give away the bit I'm not going to give it away it's so you no one could do this bit it's only her but she is like she's so original so adorable I'm like we must protect

her at all costs she's just I I I every time she gets up and the audience never knows what cuz they just don't know like what to do all the time with her which is the I'll be in the back just dying laughing and the audience is like what is happening right now but she is I mean she's so special she's so special that's awesome yeah yeah there's a lot of different kind of Comedy that's what I love yeah it's it's a real meritocracy you know and one of the things that Adam when Adam came

over from The Comedy Store he was dealing with with a lot of pressure people were saying why don't you have X amount of blank on the lineup x amount of women x amount of gay people x amount of trans people are like giving them a hard time about everything and he was worried that he was going to get in trouble like people were going to attack him and write articles about him and you know he when he came here specifically I said dude everybody's welcome but they have to be funny yeah it's really that simple

it's a complete meritocracy we're not going to say let's get more women no we're going to give all the women that want a chance to go on open mic everybody has a chance you go up you if you get better you get asked to do showcas shows there's a whole there's a real genuine system and having a genuine Talent coordinator like Adam who really watches he sits down on the he was there last night he was there last night watching say he watches people progress he watches the door people progress he watches all the new

people coming from great feedback when you get off he'll be like I love that premise like it's so helpful you know this is someone who watches this [ __ ] all day long someone his best friends at nor McDonald's he really understands com oh yeah he and also he's hilarious when I sit there back there with him he'll make these comments that are funnier than anything that like people are saying on stage very funny he can hang but the point is like he really cares about his job and his job is free of all the

mandates all he has to do is find funny people and look at what happens when you do that the lineup is so diverse if you look at all the different people on like showcase nights and different people like you're going to see every type of gay straight black white asian tall short fat skinny everything whatever the [ __ ] from different parts of the world all you have to do is be good at this thing we're all trying to do we don't care you're you're one of the family no matter what you are as long

as you can do this thing we're doing and if you can't do this thing we're doing like either figure it out or I don't know what to tell you and there's so much opportunity there are so many shows now it is crazy it's like it's it's yeah it's amazing there's like black rabbit and there that room is amazing there five rooms on one street it's nuts y y yeah it's beautiful and people can walk from and do set to set and guys are doing four five sets a night yeah it's like New York it is

it is it's a it's a unique thing and it's only just begun I mean it's only existed for a couple years you have to realize there was a small scene here there's a few good Comics that were here and you know they just didn't have the same push and they also didn't have the same group of killers they didn't have Shane Gill move into town D yeah he lives here too Tim Dylan's got a place here it's like Tony's here Brian Simpson's here Ron White is here it's like there's so Tom seur is here Christina

Christina p is here there's so many [ __ ] people I'm trying to talk B to mooving here we're were trying to lure Whitney to come here yeah Whitney's a tough tough cookie to crack I'm trying she did do a joke the other day on Instagram though about how she's like this is why I'm leaving and it was like a saw I was like are there no straight men left yeah she'll come eventually there's we're we've got more and more that are coming and it's there's plenty room for everybody there's a lot of sets we

do two shows a night in each room it's a lot of fun it's so much fun and the staff at that place is amazing I mean Carrie I am obsessed with Carrie she is like a woman so close to my heart I would go to war for her and all the whole staff is so like they seem so they're like happy to be there they're so lovely they're so cool I don't know it's like a nice it's a good vibe it's not yeah we stole the heart of The Comedy Store we still we sto all

the best people well we didn't steal them though they were all unemployed it was really perfect timing it wasn't like we poached them from The Comedy Store when The Comedy Store needed a job they needed a job and The Comedy Store wasn't going to be open for another year and a half like those people all came over here when there was nothing going on and they were all now they're employed yeah and the way we did it it was almost like the universe wanted it to happen like the universe wanted all these little things to

fall into place to motivate people to get the [ __ ] out of there all these things have fall into place where all of a sudden you're in this town and there's buildings that are available there's like all these buildings available I know but you we I remember so vividly doing your podcast in 2020 I think it was May of 2020 because it was like the in the height of another crazy cycle like right now and you were like I have a vision you you had a vision as much as like oh it all kind

of lined up and like you said on that podcast I have a vision you just knew yeah I shouldn't have visions like that I I shouldn't even believe in that not like a vision like I saw God I mean like no no no no no I mean I'm saying like even like yeah I had an idea yeah I had an idea yeah I mean is that but I probably should have just done it and not told anybody [Laughter] told everybody I had a vision I wonder like how much of that like because people believe in

that right they believe in vision boards and manifesting things this was this podcast I was listening to she's all about this like like it's the mirror neurons and like you you put it into the world but also I think you have to like you have to get people excited about an idea so whether it's an idea or a vision or whatever you want to call it people need to be it helps to have people kind of excited but I don't think you I think you said that and and then just went and did it I

don't think you were like on every podcast talking about your vision no but here's the other thing I'm saying is like the number one thing that I've been most successful at I had zero vision for that's this yeah zero vision when people are like did you anticipate it was ever going to be the way it is like no no no never thought about it never dreamed never tried wasn't just kept doing it that's it some of it too is just like consistency and right place right time there's a lot of those things that's why like

I should believe in fate I really should and you don't I don't what do you believe in I don't know I'm not sure I'm not sure uh if it's there's like uh I don't know what it is I don't I don't think it's as simple as fate because I don't think it's truly determined I think there's uh possibilities and the these possibilities they open up and your energy and your thoughts sort of synchronize with these possibilities and that's what excites you and it expands and then you follow up on your your instincts and your like

like what's the the correct way to approach this and then it you you put more energy and more intensity into it and then it all accelerates and other people sort of join in and you collect like-minded people that also have their thoughts and their energy and they push towards this thing and when you're doing it right good things happen and that's what I think it is and so I should think it's fate but I also think it's a man not a man manipulation is not the right word it's a synchronization with your whoever you really

are like whatever your real thoughts are whatever your real intention is what are you're trying to do I it's like this synchron with all of it as much as it is like a a vision of like we're GNA we're going to have the best comedy club in the world like we didn't really think that no we thought we were going to just open up a club and let's hope it works my goal was like let's not go broke like I don't want to lose any money that's all my goal was right I no it's really

like stated like we talk about it like I'm not trying to make money I'm 100% trying to not lose money and that's it yeah and everything else is gravy and then set it up right for the comedians like the most important thing is to look if I care about comedy which I clearly do let's set up the best possible environment for comedy to thrive yeah and it would be great for everybody yeah I remember like I I I I understand that I feel like so much of it is like getting out of your own way

too when I first started comedy I would get these opportunities that I would say no to because I told myself I wasn't ready I didn't etc etc and this time I'm like I'm just saying yes I'm going to say yes and not get get get out of here and just say yes like yes thank you and Colin asked me to Colin Quinn asked me to open for him and I was like uh yes thank you and I was terrified and I was like I I have such bad stage fight as it is just ever since

I got sober it's something I deal with cuz I used to be drunk all the time and I didn't know until I got you drunk on stage I would be drunk before I even got up but I I got sober and was like [ __ ] I have stage fright and it's so bad Joe it's so bad that I'll be like maybe my dog will die you know like maybe there will be like when the planes were all getting grounded I'm like maybe Colin was stuck in New York like terrified so you're like trying to

avoid the show I have to just put that aside put it all aside I truly just had to like I got pray turn it over and it's like it's not about me it's about just like getting out of my way my job is to like it's it's you're an antenna and it's to just like these people want to have fun and and someone sent me the clip of because I they KN my like audience knew I was nervous I didn't announce it or anything but I did in like my little subscriber community and someone sent

me a the clip of you and Sam talking about stand up and how you still got nervous you were saying I stretch and breathe and I was but Sam said he has that tattoo this is fun yeah and I was like I wrote it on my set list I'm like the it [ __ ] saved me like it was like two days before I'm like I'm just going to have fun have fun yeah and I had so much fun like you can see it on my face in the pictures I love them and Troy was

was there and it was like much it makes sense to have stage fight if you used to get drunk all the time and it also makes sense to have stage fight if you haven't done a lot of Comedy so it was a long time before you did comedy again like how much time did you take off I mean four three years three years yeah it's a long time [ __ ] baby a long time but then I did I have been grinding again just quietly working towards you know more and more and more and and

it's it's like uh it's been 10 months you know so it was like not like I just got back and was like all right yes if that was the case I would have said no you know I I have too much respect for you and Adam and all of these other ComEd every other comedian that I know to not be ready yeah to to to know that like okay I can probably handle this well you know even like Chris Rock like one of the all-time greats took years off yeah and then when he came back

he had to kind of find his thing you got to I mean I'm a different person so I also had to write completely all new material it wasn't like I could just rely on old stuff it doesn't even connect right I've had I've moved I've I'm a married woman I'm I'm not can't be like back when I was giv blow jobs um yeah so it's been and it's very humbling to it was weird too I can see why people who do it take a break start doing something else get a name doing something else and

then come back to Comedy it's like you're I'm a beginner I'm I I feel like a beginner I'm not a beginner I know what I do wrong the difference is I know when I'm doing something wrong I know what I'm doing wrong well we used to always see that at The Comedy Store we used to always see people like sitcom Stars yeah who would come in and they like I'm going to try to start doing comedy again and you know they'd get stacked in there against a bunch of Assassins and it would be rough yeah

like um Kramer uh Michael Richardson he was doing that like after he went a little crazy I think I think that had something to do with that but um he was at the comedy store and he it was weird you know cuz he would go on after like real comics and then he would like be like falling around on stage and it was like improvised and it wasn't really it wasn't you know it's not 1978 no no and it's like the world's a different place man yeah and just having like that's the it again it

was just like a ego like having to put aside like okay like whatever I'll take three minutes I'll take five minutes I'll take I'll drive however long like that beginner's mind was so necessary and and um even like opening for Killers like land out just being able to like have you know it's a confidence thing too you have to just like get hit with that over and over and over again yeah you have to do the numbers you have to you have to get back in shape again if you haven't ran in 5 years you

can't run a marathon you have to start doing runs around the I love it it's like been so yeah I love it I didn't I was I was like [ __ ] yeah what's a fun time for comedy too cuz the world's on fire yeah well it's so much crazy [ __ ] and that's the thing I H I did it because it's like the only time I feel sane you know I I mean I feel sane a lot but when I get on stage and I'm talking it's like my mind is like Zen there's

just the a calm you know that's interesting I feel very present in in that like conversation you're having it's just I don't know there's nothing yeah I think it's just I I think I fought it for a long time like I just didn't I was like I don't have I don't have what it takes I don't have the chops I don't have the tal all this [ __ ] but it's like just get it out it's garbage it's a hard thing to do you know people don't like hard things they come with reasons why they

don't do hard things is funny Francis enanu uh who's a former UFC heavyweight champion he was talking about people going to school because they're trying to avoid a job and he he the way he said it was like sometimes they just avoiding working oh yeah so they're they're staying in school you're getting like your P second PhD that's exactly what it is it's true and you're still doing something but you are avoiding and those are the people that wind up teaching which is even crazier because they've never really experienced the real world yet they're shaping

Young young people to prepare them for the real world yeahoo and just that it's going to be really interesting to see what happens if Trump gets into office how much gets changed how much the society shifts because it does seem like Society is Shifting away from all the woke stuff and the left wi and even people that were like former lifelong Democrats like Bill Amman and all these people that are talking about voting for Trump Elon all these people they're talking about like this what we have to fight against but then they're going to realize

like they're right-wing they're trying to track your periods like well and they're trying to bring Jesus back into the schools I've learned from being very wrong on this podcast many times and having the entire world tell me about it um that like she raised a100 million in a day comma right how much of it came from Satan you mean Hillary Clinton no I mean Satan Satan maybe it is Hillary Satan Satan like how where's that money coming from allegedly a lot of first-time donors and maybe maybe maybe maybe people are that dumb maybe they never

heard her talk maybe they don't care maybe it's blue no matter who last time we were talking I think it was like there was going to be a red wave and then I was like that that one wasn't true it's interesting well also because I underestimated how much the abortion thing would would play into it yeah that plays into it a lot but it all it's almost feels like that's all engineered to keep us like out each other's throats like nothing ever got resolved like there's one of the things that they were thinking when they

were Banning abortions was gay marriage was going to be next and some people have openly stated that gay marriage should be next and that that's the thing that they do want to stop next and I'm like this is like seems fake it seems like if you really care about that that seems crazy I think what you care about is consistently keeping people at each other's throats right I I wrote this like piece that went crazy viral it was like trending on Twitter for it was very expected about divorce just coming from divorce and I was

like Hey divorce sucks just and it and my point was kind of like even as an adult with a kid I didn't realize how much of an effect it has even later in life when you have your own kids things like my siblings have had to deal with and people the reaction was like in crazy but then the kind of counter reaction was from the left they were like and this is when they're coming after divorce laws and they're trying to say that you basic like they're trying to get rid of no fault divorce and

they're make trying to make it so women need to get approval to get divorce you saying that they were lumping you well they were saying that I was just I mean this is like the blueing on stuff where it's like oh you're just they were like you were pay how much the evangelicals pay you to write this piece I'm like yes the evangelicals years ago I got my parents got divorced and I became a deep state plant so that I could write this piece to undermine the the divorce laws that's exactly right I mean it's

like craziness but that this is um but I think a lot of those people aren't even real people I think a lot of that is Bots a lot of that is like design I mean you have to really consider that when I definitely which is why I think it's really foolish for people to engage in any sort of disagreements online I think so much of the conversation is is pushed in one way or another by people that aren't even real people oh right like those bot Farms like all the have you seen them with all

the phones it's not just that crazy that's just they show you that but you don't think our government's doing that you're out of your [ __ ] mind if you don't think that they are online posing as progressives having these complex sites with like AI generated photos of their family they they are that's the every government does it and the goal is to divide and conquer the best way to conquer is to keep us at each other's throats the best way to keep infringing on our rights is to have you agree with this infringement CU

this infringement goes against those people that you oppose which of the people on the other team yeah and that's the dirty dirty dirty trick that people fall for every goddamn time and that's what leads to the downfall of civilizations how do we get out of it mushrooms be the only way I don't know maybe aliens land maybe Donald Trump takes over and everybody starts uh doing bong hits out of a [ __ ] American Eagle flag thing what's it called Freedom bong Freedom bong yeah I I'll vote for whoever stops those freaking wind farms off

the coast that's my that's my the wind thing's nuts they they should have they should have gone down the road of nuclear power plants a long [ __ ] time ago the the thing is people are afraid of them because of Chernobyl and Three Mile Island and they're not like that anymore they're not only they not like that anymore it is literally the greenest source of energy that we have they know how to shut them down now there's ways to avoid it there's even companies that are investing in making batteries out of the waste did

you see all this stuff like with Nantucket the beaches were all closed because one of the turbines fell and then the Beach was like getting fiberglass and there's dead whales on Black Island and all up and down the I'm like this is the dead whales from from the [ __ ] wind shellenberger covers all this he T he's been doing a whole documentary it's because it's [ __ ] with all their their like so sonar stuff and it gives off this vibration and it is an e like these are the [ __ ] save the

whales people and they're K this is killing the whales and it so they killing the whales with the sounds of the wind eological disaster these things they should not be all they should be shut down I don't know how they even got through and it's just it is they don't even generate that much electricity 1% that I was watching all the hearings in anet because they never got to vote on it either this is another one of those things that just like people were like we yeah we need tax cuts and for our company it's

GE and or I think it was G and so they were like this is 1% of it it generates like 1% extra energy for us it's nothing there was a boat um that got attacked by a whale today a boat that got flipped over by a whale an actual whale flipped over a boat a like blue whale or an orca I don't know what kind of whale but a big ass whale a whale whale yeah this whale what happen see a whale capsized a boat off the coast of Rye New Hampshire Tuesday damn watch that

again cuz it's crazy this whale just jumps up and smashes his boat and flips it over and the guy falls in the water and this kid's like let me get the [ __ ] out of here like I don't know what happened and why the whales are attacking boats is that saying Yellowstone's biscuit Basin erupts excuse me see the Explorer biscuit Basin erupts [ __ ] blasting oh yeah that's great that's next Yellowstone's going to blow super volcano whales are attacking people let's wrap this up bridg I love you you're awesome it's great to see

you always I'm glad you're enjoying it here I love it love you and thank you um tell everybody your podcast where they can get dumpster fire just go to fet toy.com it's all there we just took it all p h t y.com or And subscribe to our YouTube Bridget fasy that would be the best thing you can do best thing you do this job all right bye everybody bye [Music]