The Funniest Old Man Sayings That Will Make You Cry Laughing | Fabulous Quotes

[Music] old age brings with it a lifetime of wisdom but it also comes with a delightful sense of humor that only the years can perfect today we're sharing some of the funniest old man's sayings that capture the essence of growing older with a smile from witty remarks to playful quips these sayings will have you laughing out loud and nodding in agreement I don't plan to grow old gracefully I plan to have face lifts until my ears meet [Music] by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step he's too old to go [Music]

anywhere you know you're old when getting lucky means a short weit at the doctor's [Music] office life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach [Music] 18 I've reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without [Music] me middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle old age is like everything else to make a success of it you've got to start [Music] young I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do you know you're

old when you bend down to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there [Music] I have reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without [Music] me old age isn't so bad when you consider the [Music] alternative at my age getting lucky means finding my car in the parking lot I'm so old my blood type is [Music] discontinued time may be a great healer but it's a lousy [Music] beautician you know you're getting old when happy hour is a [Music] nap it's not how old you

are it's how you are are [Music] old I'm at an age where my mind says yes you can but my body says good luck with [Music] that retirement is the time when you never do all the things you intended to do when you were still working [Music] you're not old until you can't find your glasses and you're wearing [Music] them old age is always 15 years older than I [Music] am I'm so old I knew Burger King when he was just a [Music] prince my idea of getting lucky is remembering where I put my car

[Music] keys at my age I've seen it all done it all heard it all I just can't remember it [Music] all we don't grow old when we cease to grow we become old [Music] old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to [Music] read the older I get the better I Ed to [Music] be old age is when you're told to slow down by a doctor instead of a cop [Music] I've reached the age where happy hour is a [Music] nap old age is having a choice

between two Temptations and choosing the one that will get you home [Music] earlier you're getting old when you wake up with that morning after feeling and you didn't do anything the night before you know you're getting old when your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them [Music] either old age is when you know all the answers but nobody asks you the [Music] questions age is strictly a case of Mind Over Matter if you don't mind it doesn't matter old age is when it takes longer to rest than it did to get

[Music] tired I don't feel old I don't feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap [Music] wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age sometimes age just shows up all by [Music] itself you know you're getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party I'm not old I'm just chronologically gifted I'm at an age where my body cracks more than the stairs in a haunted house the older I get the better I understand that it's okay to live a life others don't understand when you're older you start to

feel as if every part of you is saying you're too old for [Music] this inside every old person is a young person wondering what [Music] happened old age is when you finally know your way around but you don't feel like going [Music] anywhere at my age I've seen it all done it all and heard it all I just can't remember at all when you're young you've got all the answers when you're old you realize there aren't that many questions worth [Music] asking old age is when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize

[Music] it my joints are stiff my hair is thin my hearing is bad and my memory is even worse but other than that I'm in great [Music] shape retirement where every day is Saturday and the doctor's office is the only place you're on [Music] time the problem with retirement is that you never get a day [Music] off I'm not old I'm just retro [Music] it's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to [Music] anyone growing old is mandatory but growing up is [Music]

optional you know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake if these funny old man sayings made you smile or brought back memories give this video a thumbs up and share it with someone who would appreciate the humor don't forget to subscribe for more fun and uplifting content See you in the next video [Music]