MURDER DRONES - Episode 3: The Promening

[upbeat techno music plays] ♪♪ [wind whooshing] [suspenseful music plays] - [whimpering] [panting] ♪♪ ♪♪ [screams] ♪♪ [squelch! ] [mysterious music plays] ♪♪ [bug warbles] [splorch! ] ♪♪ - [speaking Russian throughout] - What.

. . are you things?

[unhappy music plays] ♪♪ - [hisses through teeth] Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh-- - Yeah. - [grunts] - Meeting Brad in an hour. Can you imagine going to prom alone?

- Hah. I'd be all like, "I don't deserve happiness. " - [sighs] ♪♪ [cackling] [cackling continues] ♪♪ ♪♪ - [sighs] ♪♪ [whistling] Guh?

- My crazed ramblings! Stay out of my frickin' room! - Personal space for very alarming coping mechanisms isn't covered under a.

. . "non-optional family support structure.

" - [growls] I'm sorry for being vulnerable for five seconds, okay? ! You were never there for me.

If you wanna help now, stay distant. ♪♪ [sighs] I'm going to talk to N. W-Whaaaat is this?

- Prom dress; child's small. You're grounded from seeing those bad-influencey murder drones. - Uh -- - But I talked to your teacher to find you classmates to go with tonight!

- Uh? - 'Sup, freak? Prepare to be popular.

- I'm chaperoning! - [shrieking] - [sighs] I DO want to be dapper. .

. [groans] But, no! [sighs] That's why you had me find these?

We can't interact with the workers anymore, V. - [gasps] - [sighs] We're too dangerous. - Uh, exactly.

We show up fabulous, the sad purple one lets us in -- 'cause she has no friends -- we kill everyone, and pop her little head off. - I'm not freeing you for prom murder, V. J went holo-spooky-snake-crab, and we maybe grew up in a haunted mansion!

Aren't you worried we have no idea what we even are? ! [tense music plays] ♪♪ - Promise me you and that purple thing will stop prying into that stuff?

If you free me now, I promise we'll only kill what we need to survive. Just you and me, N. ♪♪ - Ugh.

Doll, do you ever clean? [bug squeals] [bug whines] ♪♪ [soft metallic chittering] ♪♪ - Hey, so, thanks for having me, but now that my dad thinks I'm here, I'm actually gonna -- - You're hilarious. She's hilarious.

You should get ready. You're gonna look so cute -- in a brave way. [ominous music plays] ♪♪ - [hisses through teeth] Oooooooough.

. . - Uh.

. . V, if you're hiding something, we can figure it out together.

Even if we each only have pieces. Please, what do you kno-- [head clatters] - What's best for you -- even if you hate me for it. [hair rustling] ♪♪ - [yelps] [grumbles] Easy, robo-satan.

Not this mirror. ♪♪ You -- [splutters] Shhhhh! - Dude, no one will notice SHE'S missing.

Just do your thing, and I'll let in V. We'll see you there. - What the f-- [liquid drips] [dark music plays] ♪♪ - [gasps] - [hollers] [panting] Oh, no!

Oh-no-oh-no! No! No time!

[whispers] Dapper N. - [whimpering] ♪♪ [footsteps approaching] ♪♪ [wind whooshing] - [panting] [grunts] N? !

- Uzi? - Why are-- - You look-- - How did-- - I, uh-- - I think something bad-- - I could help. But you probably don't want me to.

. . - No, I-I could use the help.

. . [laughs awkwardly] .

. . of you.

. . being there.

. . .

. . With me.

- Dapper buddies. [upbeat jazzy music plays over speakers] ♪♪ [cheers and applause] ♪♪ [cheers and applause] - Okay, listen up, nerds. We're doing this a little early, but since the entire prom court mysteriously disappeared, your queen by forfeit is, uh.

. . this.

[all gasp] [all screaming] - Oh, we're gonna die! - [cackles] - Easy, judgy-bots. V's my friend.

She's done with the murder, or whatever. We've been hanging. - Yes, best friends.

So easily manipulated. [cackling] "Prom queen"? Eugh.

- [chuckles] - So, forgive and forget, or I'll get my dad to dock your frickin' grades! And you can't sit with us, Rebecca! - Fine!

I forgive her. Settle. - She's kinda cute, though.

[indistinct chatter] [applause] - Clap harder, losers! [cheers and applause] - Your dress is really cute. - I -- Uh.

. . - [All]: [chanting] Speech, speech!

- [grunts] Not. . .

the doors. . .

- . . .

Can kill everyone. . .

after? It's not vain. It's extra sinister.

- [laughs] [audience cheering] [overlapping tense music and jazzy music over speakers] ♪♪ - [clears throat] [feedback pops] Uh. . .

- Ha-ha-ha! - Unhand them, you fie-eeeeeend? I'm confused.

- On second thought, you're way hotter than Doll. Run, idiot! [all screaming] [muffled screaming] [high-pitched ringing] - Agh!

[giggling] [intense music plays] - [gags] [growls] ♪♪ Agh! ♪♪ - Holy crap, what is she doing? - This isn't what I expected at all.

I guess we should, uh -- - Uuuuuuugh. ♪♪ - Hah! - [grunts] [all shouting] - [grunting] - Bite me!

Whoever started this wants us to fight. I'm not dealing with anything well, but I'm done dealing with everything alone. We move forward together, or not at all.

- [grunts] - [grunts] - Ugh! [groans] [jazzy music continues over speakers] ♪♪ [coughs] ♪♪ [squelch! ] ♪♪ - [cackles] [remixed main theme plays] ♪♪ [muffled theme continues] - Is this -- - Mine!

- Eww. You look like garbage. - [muffled] You frickin' traitor.

- As if you weren't using me to try and kill everyone, Ms. Petty. Where does this freaking go?

- Thank you, Lizzy! - [Both]: Shut up, loser. ♪♪ [music slows, intensifies] ♪♪ [cackles] Ugh!

Ugh! ♪♪ - [grunts] - Ugh, quit saving me! [jazzy solo plays] ♪♪ [muffled music continues] Seriously, don't do that again.

- Uzi. [shrieks] Okay, your turn! - Gah!

♪♪ [shouts] - [grunts] [groaning] ♪♪ [bang! ] - V, we needed her for answers! - What?

She's fine. U-Uh. .

. A little tuckered out. - V did that on purpose!

She's hiding mystery stuff and being over-dramatic about it! - N! You suck!

- [groans] - You! Lucky for you, we're not done yet. [door panel beeps] [door hisses] [footsteps clanking] [light switch clicks] Uh, oh.

- [chuckles] Nice. [suspenseful music plays] ♪♪ [metal clanking] - Ugh. Self-respect.

Why would a worker drone -- Was she eating them? ♪♪ [liquid squelching] ♪♪ [high-pitched ringing] ♪♪ - [hisses through teeth] I think we found her folks. - Literally didn't even taste that good.

- V, you kinda suck. - [giggles] Yeah, I'm not doing okay. ♪♪ [sinister music plays] ♪♪ [all gasp] [bang!

] ♪♪ - What? - Wait! Oh, don't you dare!

♪♪ - Ugh, I hate it here! - Ah, that's where I left my excuse to be outside right now. [yelps] ♪♪ [air rushing] [engines roaring] [curious music plays] ♪♪ [squelch!

] ♪♪ - [through speaker] Righteo. Work to do. Eh, J?

♪♪ Maintenance work.