All right, we're here. >> Can I just ask what relation we have to this guy? >> Zero.
We have zero relation. But Mr Egg has invited lots of people from the neighborhood for his housewarming party. So, we have to make an appearance.
>> Did you say his name was Mr Egg? >> Why exactly do we have to make an appearance? >> Ever since we moved in, we've just kept to ourselves.
This is the perfect opportunity to make some connections. Look how loaded this guy is. What if we become best friends?
He gives us a mansion and a yacht. >> I would like a yacht. >> That's why we have to be in our best behavior tonight.
Okay. We all have to be as normal as possible. Scratch that.
We have to be more normal than is possible for us. So, make sure you all look presentable. >> It's a little late for that.
We're already here. >> Nico, you smashed it out of the park. Gay, you can take notes.
>> What? How? How is what he's wearing better than what I'm wearing?
You're not wearing anything. That suit is wearing you. >> Oh my god, I hate you so much, Nico.
I never liked you, >> guys. Guys, I better not see any of that when we're in there. Okay.
>> Okay. So, you said his name was Mr Egg. >> Yeah.
>> What kind of a name is that? >> I don't know. He's probably from some silly country or something.
>> And what is a silly country? >> Hyperoreia. >> Yes, mother.
>> What if he's an egg? Like, like what if he's an agile egg who can like talk and stuff? >> Get a grip.
>> Man, you're really pissing me off, Nico. >> Gilly, we don't live in some fantasy world. Okay.
Okay. Why the hell would he be an actual egg? >> Hello, I am Mr Egg.
Welcome. So, Mr Egg, it was so nice of you to invite us. Uh, you have a a wonderful home.
>> I know, right? It's excellent. It's so nice of you to join me.
We will feast like kings. >> Mr Egg, you seem to live quite lavishly. Uh, if you don't mind me asking, what is it you do?
>> I am a social scientist that specializes in economics. Fun. I'm not, of course.
I just wanted to say economics. But no, but seriously, what I do is no concern of you, Gilly. How do you know my name?
>> I'm part of the neighborhood council. It's my job to know. >> Neighborhood council.
Wow, didn't you just move in? >> Exactly. But when you're so good at your job, you can get things done pretty quickly.
Oh, and I should mention I'm not just on the neighborhood council, but I am in fact the head the head of the council. Head of the council. That's right.
That must be uh exhausting. Only I can say that. >> Sorry.
Oh my god. That's just my ripoff Casio watch. My apologies.
>> Watch is like 15 quid. Why do you need a >> I didn't I didn't actually realize it's rip when I bought it. I thought >> an explosion is coming.
An explosion is coming. [Music] Uh, sorry, Mr Egg. I was only yoking.
>> That was my stomach. >> Hey, y uh it seems there's no one else here. Uh are we early?
>> Oh, yeah. Uh it seems you are. I'm sure the rest of the guests will be here soon.
>> That's weird cuz we came about 5 minutes after the one day voodoo time. They'll be here. They'll be here.
They'll be here. Then we can eat the food. So, what should we talk about?
>> Um, what does everyone think about the mayor being reelected for the fourth term? >> Oh, don't get me started. It's going to be a long 4 years.
>> Two words. Awesome. >> You're excited?
>> Of course I am. He's a great mayor. Don't you agree?
>> Well, what has he really done? That's like goods. >> Um, lots of things.
I mean, have you seen this neighborhood? I mean, you all remember what it used to look like, right? Do you?
I thought you just moved in. Wait one second. I have to I have to go for a number egg.
[Music] What were we talking about? Oh, yes. Well, you know, I would drive through this town quite a lot and uh I used to be disgusted driving through this part.
The houses were practically falling apart. I never would have thought I'd be living here. So, the mayor just gentrified a neighborhood.
>> Exactly. >> If I had one more egg, >> that's that's uh that's a bad thing, right? >> If you're a worthless bum mooching off of our taxpayer resources, then yeah, I guess it would be Gilly.
But the mayor has made it so the people who actually work hard get all the benefit. It's egg amazing. >> Uh, did you hear about the sex scandal he was involved in?
>> Oh, don't tell me you're bringing that up. Just another classic case of a woman just wanting to ruin a man's life. >> But wasn't it like uh proven and >> an explosion?
>> An explosion is coming. >> Stop making noises. >> An explosion is coming.
An explosion is coming. >> Uh, where were you all when uh Anthony Bourdain died? >> Who?
>> Forget it. >> Mr Egg, do you have a bad >> How can you guys guess what's for dinner? >> Uh, I don't know what.
>> Keith. >> Oh, I love Kee. I know, right?
H just thinking about it is a just thinking about it is giving me an egg erection. Um I should probably start preparing it so it'll be ready when the other guests arrive. So um you guys sit tight.
Nice. And don't go anywhere. [Music] Did you guys see that?
Oh my god. >> What the hell was even that? >> He's an egg.
He's an actual egg. >> Never mind that. He's also a massive freak.
Guys, I feel uncomfortable. I don't really want to be here anymore. What should we do?
Should we leave? We >> can't just leave. I mean, he may be weird, but I'm sure he's harmless.
>> Isn't it weird that no one's shown up yet? Wait a second. Kish is made from eggs.
I really don't like this. This is getting too weird. >> Guys, do you remember when Mr Egg greeted us at the door?
Behind him, there was a door on the wall. Did you ever see it? It was like this weird green glow coming out.
>> Oh my god. Who cares? Franny, what why does it being green have anything to do with it?
Huh? Would it have been less scary if it was like blue or yellow? Huh?
There the color of the door has got nothing to do with how scary it is. >> You guys stay put. I'm going to go check out that door.
Are you serious? Mr Egg told us to stay put. >> Egg [ __ ] schmeg.
[Music] Oh. Oh, that's just great. You're pulling out your phone.
Are you serious? You got emails to respond to? You are being extremely antisocial right now.
>> Would you calm down? I'm googling something. >> Okay.
>> What? You googling the time again, [ __ ] [Music] [Music] Yeah. Yeah, baby.
Come on, baby. Yeah, baby. Oh, baby.
Yeah. That's it, baby. Right there.
Baby. Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby.
Right there. Oh, baby. Yeah.
Yeah, baby. Oh, yeah. Baby.
[Music] [Music] Oh baby. Oh baby. Oh yeah baby.
Oh baby. Right there. Right there.
Right there. Yeah. [Music] Father.
Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] [Music] What the [ __ ] >> We need to leave.
Oh, guys, >> we're going so soon. You think I'm letting this slide? I don't think so.
>> Run. [Music] We need to split up. Go.
[Music] [Music] [Music] Girl, girl, seriously, stop. You're all up on me for real. Like Boo.
>> Franny, you're okay. >> So are you. Where's Gilly?
>> I don't know. He could be anywhere. This house is massive.
>> Oh, there he is. >> Oh, >> Gilly, what happened? Are you okay?
>> Yeah, that was a little scary, but I But I must get I must get >> We can't scream. >> I know. >> I know.
Nico, we have to stay calm. Okay. Fear is the mind killer.
>> I swear to God. People got to stop saying that to me. >> We have to run.
He's dead. Nico, come on. >> Oh my god.
It won't open. >> Egg. >> Just go.
Run. Get help. I'll be fine.
>> Go. [Music] Mr Egg, why are you doing this? >> Nico, you want to know why?
For thousands of years, people have been eating my kind. We were scrambled, fried, boiled. Humans kept finding new ways to torture us.
I always wondered how or why I was created or how I got sentience. But I know now. I was given a mission.
If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear. I am the egg messiah brought to this mortal plane to avenge my brothers and comrades. That is why I must execute every last human in existence.
Now, I know you guys are technically aliens, but you've eaten eggs. >> Excuse me. >> What?
>> Did you just say we're aliens? >> Uh, yeah, I did. >> We're not aliens.
>> Eggs? Excuse me? Are you yoking?
Are you? We're not aliens. >> Are you serious?
Look at you. You're blue. He's green.
The girl's pink. >> I get it. We're all people of color.
How does that make us aliens? >> Oh my god. Fine, whatever.
I don't care what you think. That's not the point. The truth is, I'm not a social scientist, Nico.
I'm a real scientist. I've managed to genetically engineer a chicken to give birth to eggs with humans inside. And soon they will be eaten by every sentient egg around the world.
I just need a to find a female mate to uh reproduce. >> You're sick in the head. Okay.
You're You're a sick [ __ ] >> A sick [ __ ] that likes a quick [ __ ] >> What? I Oh my god. It's taking so much willpower to not burst out of these restraints and kick your ass right now.
>> Oh, really? >> Yeah. >> You're trying so hard to not kick my ass.
>> I am. >> You couldn't break out of these bondages. >> Yes, I I feel it coming.
Yep. I'm about to Oh, about to hulk out right now. All right.
Oh my god. Okay. I cannot believe you.
I cannot believe you right now. >> Believe it or I'm going to call you. >> You're weak.
I [ __ ] people like you for breakfast. >> A baby. >> Um, I'd like to buy these, please.
>> You uh you want to buy two Desert Eagles, a shotgun, and 400 bullets? >> Uh, yes. >> Okay.
I have to ask by law. What are you going to do with these weapons? >> Okay.
>> I've wasted my life. If I had known I died today, I would have done so many things differently. I wanted to have a secret talent that I never told anyone.
Then I'd whip it out and everyone would be surprised. Like, whoa. I spent 15 years learning piano and I have never once been in a room with a piano in it.
>> I have a piano. >> Can I? No, that was >> Can I just ask?
I'm completely fine with this, by the way. But um why haven't you killed me yet? >> Don't you worry, Nicolola.
Your time will come. >> That's not my name. >> I'm using you as bait.
>> Bait? >> That's right. Miss Francine will come back for you.
And when she does, I will kill you both. >> Oh, fine. Maybe you should kill me.
I can't be bad to live in a world without my friends. They're my world. Your world sucks.
Freaking butt, man. I'm an egg. Dude, you suck.
Zion detected. >> Motion detected outside my front door. That must be the girl.
We must act quickly. Yes. Yes.
>> My sweet baby. Eat up. Hi.
Well, well, Francine, so nice of you to join us. I've never had someone willingly want to become chicken food. Boom.
Boom. Boom. Kaboom.
>> I'm not here to get eaten, you piece of bastard. I'm here to avenge my friend. That won't bring him back though, will it?
He's gone forever. Funny. What was that?
>> And you wouldn't get it. Where's Nico? >> What have you done with Nico?
Have you killed him? >> No. He's right here.
>> Nico, what the hell? >> Are you Are you serious? Is now really the time for that?
Why would you decide to dress like that? >> Yes. What is wrong with him?
>> I mean, do whatever you want to do in your own time, but this is just weird. >> Yes. He's so weird.
>> Just kidding. I know you did that. >> Damn it.
Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.
That's it. Time for you to die. Oh, what?
You think a measly gun is going to stop me? That's cute. I am the egg messiah.
I am immortal. I kill people like you for breakfast. Yeah.
Well, I eat people like you for breakfast. Wow. It's over.
Oh my god, that egg was crazy. >> I know. This is all my fault.
I made us come here. >> Hey, hey, hey. You didn't know.
No one knew. >> I can't believe Gilly's dead. >> It's never going to be the same again.
>> Oh my god, you're alive. How are you alive? >> I uh the chicken must have ate him and revived him by laying him.
>> That's insane. Maybe that means all the other dead people will be brought back. >> Hey guys, that egg was no yolk.
>> All right, everyone. Let's get home. >> Finally.
>> Okay, guys. Let's never do that again. >> You can say that again.
I don't think I'm going to be able to eat eggs for weeks. >> You know, I want more eggs now. I really want to rub it in that egg's face that we are the dominant species.
>> You know, when it was just me and that egg, he said we were aliens. >> What? That's insane.
>> I know, right? Man, that egg must have had a few screws loose. Heat.
[Music] Heat. Heat. Heat.
