hello Chicago and welcome to the Late Show I'm your host Steven colar we are we are we are live we are live right there that proves it live after night three of the Democratic National Convention broadcasting broadcasting from the beautiful Auditorium Theater in Chicago now Eagle eagle-eyed viewers out there may have noticed that due to how generous the portions are in Chicago each night I am wearing a slightly larger suit Tonight Tonight uh another exciting night at the DNC uh starting off we heard some from some lesser known public servants like Michigan attorney general Dana
nessle who who had strong words for those who oppose marriage equality by the way I got a message for the Republicans and the justices of the United States Supreme Court you can Pride this wedding band from my cold dead gay hand and I'm retaining a lot of water so good luck with that same [Applause] girl I'm also retaining water cuz CU you know what doesn't discriminate based on who you love Al's Italian Beef set oh there was also a speech from a young man who works as a quote content creator Carlos Eduardo Espino if two
decades ago when my parents immigrated to College Station Texas you told them that one day their son would reach 14 million followers on social media graduate law school and speak at the Democratic National Convention they might not believe you specifically they may not believe the part where I went to law school but still became a content creator well after that night three transformed into a star studded ton to cure America of late stage Trump first we heard from living legend Stevie Wonder I just want to say I love you in person that's huge usually usually
he just calls to say that to say I love you up next was the great Keenan Thompson who talked via Zoom to some Real Americans who would be affected by project 2025 or at least he tried to Now Matt I understand that you work as an AV Tech in Nevada and you make a decent hourly rage is that [Applause] [Music] right oh no oh no does anybody know an Tech in Nevada he he can use it I just called oh a House minority leader on my guest last night hakee Jeff had this to say had
this to say about Donald Trump he has spent the last four years spinning the block trying to get back into a relationship with the American people bro we broke up with you for a reason then then it was time for former President Bill Clinton who apparently we hear this is that he apparently made some last minute changes to his remarks according to an aid after watching night one he ripped up the draft of his speech he had been working on and decided he needed to start a new with a more fun youthful approach that's cool
although a youthful approach is also what got him into trouble back in the 1990s so he's not here right he's not here okay Clinton Clinton started with with a point about his age two days ago I turned 78 the oldest man in my family of four generations and the only personal vanity I want to assert is I'm still younger than Donald Trump it's true it's true that that's true that's a fact that's a fact fact he he he is younger it's just hard to tell because Clinton is aging naturally and Trump looks like he sleeps
on one of those 7-Eleven hot dog rollers is a bug Clinton's big moment Clinton's big moment was this observation about Trump he's like one of those teners opening up before he walks out on stage like I did trying to get his lungs open by saying me me me me me [Applause] me when Cela Harris is president every day will begin with you you you you that's true that is true he's right Trump begins with me me me me kamla begins with uuu youu and RFK Jr begins with [Music] now childish it's a childish joke we
also we also heard from almost vep and Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro who tried to show that he's with it now it's on us it's on us my friends to organize in our communities and on our for you Pages now if you don't know what a for you page is ask someone younger than you and have them tell me I don't know is it good you don't know either you're older than I am then we heard from just a simple former Chicago resident please welcome Oprah Winfrey yeah just this year Oprah's Favorite Things include a functioning
democracy Reproductive Rights and a Philips 3000 Series brand air fryer enjoy your democracy with the crispiest potato skins imaginable Oprah centered Her speech on the issues that matter I am so honored to have been asked to speak on tonight's theme about what matters most to me to you and all of us Americans fries for the table Freedom yeah Freedom too that too then Oprah brought it home with a call to action we're all Americans and together let's all choose Kamala haris amazing and what what's that I'm being told that there's there's actually uh there's a
there's more of that footage let's all choose Kamala haris [Applause] har haris and fear no Darkness then then we heard from Pete Buddha jedge who the jedge heads the judge the jedge heads are here tonight who started like this here is a sentence I never thought I'd hear myself saying I'm Pete budajudge and you might recognize me from Fox News sure but mostly from The Late Show with Steven colar right over there about 15 minutes from now stick around now now mayor Pete laid into Trump and took a special moment to take down JD Vance
and don't even get me started on his new running [Applause] mate at least Mike Pence was polite it's true it's true on January 6th he said to the Mob thank you for the offer but I am allergic to rope can I take a rain check mother oh mother he he he went on choosing a guy like JD Vance to be America's Next vice president sends a message you better Scotch Guard the White House upholstery not true it's not a true story The the Secretary of Transportation made it clear he wants to to go forward not
back they're telling you that greatness comes from going back to the past but they're not telling you that once you do that your mom will get a crush on you and she'll never hook up with your dad and then you will disappear from the photo until you a white guy teach Chuck Barry about rock and roll and then two sequels it's a mess then one of Tim Walls old neighbors brought out something special the football team that coach walls took from being 27 game losers to state champions flag on the play two adorable roughing the
heart 15 yards thank you citizen then it was time to welcome the coach himself who right off the bat emphasize the importance of service everybody has a responsibility to contribute for me it was serving in the Army National Guard I joined up two days after my 17th birthday and I proudly wore our nation's uniform for 24 Years sir thank you for your service but please wash that uniform the governor talked about the governor took a moment to talk about his accomplishments in office we made sure that every kid in our state gets breakfast and lunch
every day and since it's Minnesota both of those meals are tater tots come on maybe it's some cheese can of mushroom soup well spoke about his and his wife's experience with fertility treatments when our daughter was born we named her hope [Applause] come on man I'm trying to do a comedy show here Hulk Hogan didn't make me cry all in all all I think you'd agree all in all another powerful evening in Chicago tonight tonight I believe I believe tonight was about remembering that America is good and that we shouldn't give into hopelessness and maybe
we needed a coach to remind us that this is what locker room talk is supposed to sound like we got a great show for you live tonight my guest is Pete fed plus a performance by chance to rapper and when we come back we take a special visit to the DNC stick around [Music]