Joe Rogan - Ravens Are Smarter Than Chimps!

the Joe Rogan experience I watched this they had this video online it was live videos of bald eagles having babies and that you could watch him they had cameras set up on him and everything it was fascinating it and it ended terribly though the they showed you how the mom would sit and the dad would go out and hunt and then he came back and he would just his shift was like an hour or two and she was the rest of the time but he would go out and bring food back and the poor thing

I think it was the mom going to get food it got [ __ ] hit by a commercial airline well I got hit by a jet on a landing and killed the mom and so they had to help the birds because the dads don't go you know that would have been the end of their ass so I think to help around him I don't know what they do they might there's savage [ __ ] Birds savage bird Ravens too I learned about Ravens being a raving fan I watched this documentary one time just [ __

] lady in England had a rave and a pet raven you know that british that little that it's like an upside down you that car that weird old car it's just that it's just like a little like a like we rent the things upside down yeah this she had a pet raven that was they said I guess they're the most intelligent bird and this thing she would keep the keys in ignition in the windows down and she'd be like we're gonna go for a ride and the Raven would fly in the car start the car

with its beak sit on the door she get in she started driving and then he would just fly right next to the car wherever she went why it was unbelievable I don't believe I could not get over it so she had like a relationship with this 100% and this raven knew and loved it like he was like huh let me go start the car for you yeah it was that she would say let's go for a drive as a raven knew what she was saying out out boom in the car grab that [ __ ]

with it's because they're big but they're big too and just turn those little keys and he would wait for her to get in she'd start driving he lie right next to it I don't know you might look for it but I watched it they're so smart I saw a video one using a tool to get another tool so that it could get into something like they did these tests to find out how they intelligent they were to see if they could do problem-solving I'm gonna get food and so it had to use like one small

stick in order to pull out a larger stick and the larger stick to pull out this thing that got him the food and it figured it out and figured it out quick like quicker than my kids would have it's crazy do it it's like this little conniving [ __ ] there's a great video one of my favorite videos online of this one raven that taunts these two cats into a fight it stars of them up into a fight yeah they're both what is this lady crazy [ __ ] whoever you are if you stick your

penis in that lady you deserve everything you got coming to you everything what the [ __ ] you fix it in that bag oh my god I don't know look at that heads your heads baby heads it's dude over here just don't like it's nothing yeah that corner for the guy next he's just checking this Twitter he probably does even though he hasn't even looked over nobody's sitting next to that [ __ ] though like nom I'll stand all the way over look at it I mean everything about her looks weird she's like when do

I kill myself today not today when she looks crazy [ __ ] with metal over boots sure you're goth hold it was it's a sure you're goth by but are you dejectedly riding the subway with your Raven God you can find the Raven provokes hats it's one of my favorite videos cuz this is two cats and they're on opposite rooftops like right next to each other and they're like wow look at each other this raven comes over [ __ ] with one of the calves like come on me watches so the the cat's chillin and

then the raven flies over to where the cat is and starts [ __ ] with them and after he starts [ __ ] with them then he flies over to where the other cat is and he starts [ __ ] with him he gets behind him he's like hey [ __ ] what are you doing he gets just close enough for the catholic [ __ ] like not a normal fly back over here and I'll [ __ ] with this coffee though so he just but he's doing it on purpose this little [ __ ]

but you could tell he's just getting the cat's riled up hey [ __ ] look I'm a bird and I'm right behind you [ __ ] cats like no no no no I'm gonna get this other cat and then look at each other the cat's like [ __ ] you [ __ ] you no [ __ ] you look he's keeps getting closer to the cat why would a raven get close to a cat I mean why why would any bird yeah the only reason why is because he's [ __ ] with him he's doing

he's these cats are killing each other and this rave is like you dumb hos oh look they fall into that hole and that Raven is just hanging out with them an animal that can fly on the ground vulnerable watching these two cats fight [ __ ] he jumped into the hole that is a crazy-ass bird that is a crazy [ __ ] bird but also confident right he knows how quick he can move see coming in from the sides he's like no you're not done yet that cat is still alive [ __ ] what kind

of a [ __ ] are you hell it's such a weird weird animal like once they found out that these things are smart they're like look in comparative tests when it comes to like problem solving they're as smart or smarter than chimpanzees Ravens yes yeah it's what I hear they're super smart super smart like they don't know how smart that we did the limitation is that they've got these feet and wings but if you gave them like fingers and have them like problem-solve stuff like like spell their name and [ __ ] and you know

you give them some food they might be able to do that because chimps can kind of do stuff like that here's one look at this raven oh crow raven pretty pretty say what is the difference is it rain and bigger yeah a lot bigger yeah but they're all smart so this little [ __ ] realizes that if he puts these rocks in that water that the water will float up and he'll be able to get that food so you can't quite reach that food so he keeps dropping those rocks in there to try to raise

the level of the water up how the [ __ ] does he figure that out man like look at that that's crazy oh you just get it just Oh light versus heavy what is this one all kinds of experiments with them oh wow look at that it says it's a casual understanding of water displacement up by a crow there's the name of the video study done by Auckland New Zealand the University what just makes you think right look we always define intelligence by how much can it manipulate in its environment and where that throws us

off is like dolphins and orcas and whales because they're really smart and they can't they can't do anything they have flippers but we know they have these really complex languages and calm and they have they have Baltimore accents dolphins and orcas have accents do that yeah I don't know how they can't tell what the [ __ ] they're saying but they can tell where they're from really so it's a regional thing not like bottlenose versus a spotted has a different accent yeah they're from different spots of the world different accents [Applause]