How Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Should Have Ended

Choose your words wisely. The fate of the Multiverse depends on it. Oh, don't worry.

I won't be the one talking. I brought someone she trusts. Hey, kiddo.

What are you doing here, Clint? I hear you're looking for your kids. Yes!

This magic book has told me I can steal them from this other me. The what? A magic book.

The magic what? A MAGIC BOOK! What book?

This one! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! !

All right. I'll see you guys later. Set me free.

I need to destroy the book. No, I have a better idea. BLARG!

! Why? Because it's easy.

And you were dream walking. I just wanted the boys The Darkhold was transcribed on Wundagore. No one has survived the journey.

Perhaps we will be the exception. Nope! Haha!

Yes! Wong. Wanda stop.

We know you're looking for a way to be with your children. You know what? Black Bolt could tell you the way.

Go ahead Black Bolt. HAVE REAL BABIES OR CONSIDER ADOPTION! !

Enough! What the? Christine.

Be a dear and put some of those magic power handcuffs on our angry guest would you? Oh, okay. What?

Oh! come on! Okay, now let's get that book.

Wait. Shouldn't we close the door? You know, just in case.

Oh, good idea. Cloak do you mind? Thank you Cloak.

That should give us some more time. (Reasonable banging) Or maybe just a little time. (Less reasonable banging) All right book!

Give me what I need. Did you really think that little door was going to stop me from- VISHANTI! !

Wanda! Gasp! Vis!

(agressive makeout sounds) Oh I’ve missed you so much! (agressive makeout sounds) Can we leave now? Oh, right.

Yeah. I'm your mother. It's okay.

It’s okay. Get away from them! No, not yet.

Go away! You're not my real mom! Get out of here!

Go away! Hey! Some people don't have any moms.

Count your blessings. You trapped her in that other Universe. Well yeah, I figured I had two moms, so I'll give her boys two moms.

Plus what Mom wouldn't want a copy of herself every once in a while. Mom mom mom mom mom mom. (relaxed sigh) I wish I had any mom.

Yeah, me too. Why didn't you just find a world where her boys actually needed a mom? Because- I’M BATMAN!

Oh sorry. Because I didn't think to look for one. Hmm.

I guess you saved the day. Except that one of those Wandas is probably going to go to jail. You know for killing the Illuminati.

Oh. Well then I guess I did find a universe where the boys needed an extra mom. HEY-O!

Can I stop being a zombie now? Please do. You almost smell worse than Batman's coffee breath?

Why you gotta say things like that man? So what happens now? Return to Kamar-Taj, and prepare to hand over America Chavez by sundown.

Okey dokey! Sundown it is! See you then!

Erasing the Dark Hold and your two boys. Because I like my friends. YYEEAAAAHHH!

! You’re doing the memory erase spell again! STOP TALKING!

Music note! Music note! Treble clef!

Treble clef! Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge! Crescendo!

Our ability to rock is just too strong. There's only one thing we can do Form a band the likes of which none have ever seen. That's right.

We! And Zombie (that’s me! ) Outrageous Three!

Come fly with me! Fly! Doctor Strange What is the secret of your eyeball?

What are you guys doing? Dibs!