PirateSoftware getting Trolled by TTS

hey Thor I just found out that I was born feet first does that mean my mom was my hat at that time for a moment yes said in 3D modeling polygons are used to create solids which may be smooth by adding increasingly smaller polygons this allows that perfect spheres have an infinite number of edges as an infinite number of infinitesimally small polygons form tangent planes across its surface this property of infinite edging means that an active goona is technically a sphere I hate you so much oh I hate you so much I had no idea

where that was going and it just went bad four is as American as the Bal Eagle Eagle Screech fun fact you just thought of the sound an eagle makes did you know that most likely you're Imagining the sound a red tail HW makes not a BAL Eagle Thor is most likely going to claim he did know that he didn't he learned it just now and is claiming to have known it to sound smart said it before you be fool chat he didn't know that I said it before you I have thoroughly shown to everyone what

a fool you truly are get out of my head I said it before the TTS did you can't you can't take that away from me you're not going to gash light me out of my own brain and it weird how everybody always starts the cheer with hey Thor anyways here is your free psychic damage did you know you spent more time inside your mom than your dad yeah there's only so much distracting yourself of like a movie or two before you like distract me with anything right now anything hey Mr streamer I saw you on

YouTube but you are very video games I also want to make game and be famous but I'm acoustic and I'm self- diagnosed with ACDC ad and d and suffer from HDTV please advise how to have your success without putting in effort if you can't help me you are literally a fraud I have my doubts since you said you had con crud it hasn't been flying since 2003 and it is spelled Concord but what can I expect from protate software you're bastard when a wo making a Thor body pillow I need this in my bed G

tus 1 minute 30 seconds PSN thing crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crab crab thank you standing up for the players always anyway question I was wondering if you ever had a fan meeting get too physical like someone trying to lick your hair has that happened to you yet what are you going to do when it does l to snowy update HTTP what do you mean what are you going to do when it does like this is inevitability no no oh Hound is a mythical creature typically depicted as a dog that is on fire

yeah they lack the ability to speak however usually portrayed as sentient and have an understanding of language yes they would therefore be capable of casting magic assuming it requires no words or complex hand motions for example the hellhound could use its paws to draw any required glyphs runes for a spell in say sand on the beach therefore under certain circumstances a hot dog is a sandwich I didn't know where that was going hey Thor I need some urgent advice I'm 36 and my girlfriend is 13 the level difference makes questing really hard anyway she is

a druid how do I convince her to have a treesome she can morph into any form is it wrong to ask her to be my shape sister or maybe I should be content with a normal relationship I know no kink forever as an experienced dungeon master surely you can help me out oh pirate father I found a very cool streamer I think you should check out who's that they are a security specialist who used to work at Home Depot doing quality assurance for tools they also used to work for the US government breaking into nuclear

power plants recently though they have started streaming on Twitch and even got their own category for streaming building and Furniture development then their name is pirate Hardware you know for a minute there I thought I was going to have a friend how dare you hi Thor yesterday you said you like dragons well drag on these nuts Man by the way you made me this way sevens in chat boys and byy the demo you son of a greetings Jason we know that nfts are bad but you are a bad boy aren't you click this link to

increase your blockchain if someone sent me an email that to click this link to increase your blockchain I would probably respond to them Agnes with 500 bits said I was told that I'm being too negative so this TTS is to compensate you are so good at video games you surely went to pogw Wars if I were a power plant I'd want you to hack me if I was a feret i' want you to rescue me so you give me your meat and I could explore your tubes I want to be a mushroom so you can

lock me in your shed and I can grow on you I would be a part of your nudes you really are the true hacker one those are the worst pickup lines I've ever heard in my life stinky hacker man I have come to bargain with the goblins when Q reaches 100 fill the Q with TTS the future of Game Dev is in our hands make Thor donate to godo with TTS debt a bankrupted Thor is a greater game de future visual uncore sanity with 500 bits said stinky hacker man I can't visual uncore sanity with

500 bits said stinky hacker man visual uncore sanity with 500 oh my God how many of these did you do how why why why have you done this chat did you know that the existence of the twitch sub means there is a twitch Dom Mouse being the queen of twitch means that now you could technically call her dmy mommy if that's your Kink and be correct same for our Domino Thor right here so Thor how long until the latex leather and whips no no no [Laughter] hello Thor I had a really funny situation yesterday I

was at work retail and was watching your stream in my break time outside a grandma passing by recognized your voice as the good-looking young man her son and Grandson love after I translated one of your shorts to her she said that you were good-looking and smart and that her daughter should have married someone like you instead of the idiot she did that made me laugh and made my [Laughter] day during CBT closed beta test a company will often engage in SM search and moderate to prevent as many bbcs burs bugs and crashes from making it

into the final product they'll often have a sizable BBW bug Bounty winnings budget and use it to make sure the mil meta infrastructure linal functions are up to par then they will engage in BDSM bounded defense and security measures to clear the project of any unwanted interventions POF perfect operating function deliver [Music] God damn it actual Lounge King with $5 said did you say you're low on spoons did I search bulk Spoons on Amazon did I find 100 stainless steel spoons for $23 that's in my joke budget enjoy you hi Thor I wanted to share

the good news that my aunt de finally sold her business she spent decades building it up from a small local producer to a thriving National supplier with many ups and downs along the way unfortunately declining health and age of forcing her to take it easy thankfully the money from the sale to JF will help we expect the business to be rebranded as part of the sale so I regret to inform you that you will no longer be able to snack on these nuts shut up you're so dumb I swear to god dude you are ridiculous

100 bits said hi Thor it dragos again I sell goat to do TTS I like funny fer man you say they are obligate Carnival must be fun there is no fun in balans please answer thank I have 486 personal computer is it good computer if not what is best computer thank you're the worst troll Sono I don't use you for Content you're using me for Content look at you time for for Life facts he was asked for an interview by Forbes he replied yes it is forban time in the article titled the legend of drill

Bill he explained he hates the ocean he joined the oil company to get revenge on it making millions was just a nice side effect true to Horizon wasn't his work but he has a lot of professional respect for it no he don't his high score is 10 million barrels into the bay he led a legendary Squad the fracking five none of that is true well part of it I do hate the ocean nothing else is true all the rest is fake I hate the ocean though answer what choices player have made a lot of branching

paths based on what items you pick up Thor utilized his experience as a pickup artist during development he is a man of many talents his only regret is being forlift certified is not one of them it is okay th you can't have them all God damn it dude have you ever been inspired to travel somewhere you saw in a game playing FIFA soccer got me into Spanish culture so I went to Madrid to see CD leoness AKA La Liga play but they lost the game now you did too I ate amazing food not realizing everything

had Pine seeds in it triggering my tree nut allergy every day I got a little bit more swollen and tired almost died anyway if you haven't been I highly recommend exploring the Iberian Peninsula just be careful of ligon's nuts there were so many layers to that Meme th I need a culinary assist I'm studying in Cairo and will miss this Thanksgiving the international house I'm staying at her about it and are planning an exotic Native Foods potluck as the cause of this event I need to bring a really great but weird main dish oh so

far we have an Italian Donkey stew with palenta authentic mine turkey and squash tamales spicy red monkfish Curry and vegan p thigh with that menu and 9 days what would you want to eat along with Mayan Tai or ass what did you just what did you just say in that last part wait a [Music] minute it's exactly what he said why are you like this I swear to god dude I know because of the donkey that's hilarious hello my name is Jason I have been in the goblin industry for 50 years I'm a slicer a

pencil tester and a small Norman I used to work at Avalanche boredom Forest movie Shack in the Zab Department of Water and now I make AA games a small Normie I'm 6'2 you can eat my entire ass four Google has end of lift yet another service Google Network planner I'm trying to Cobble together radio frequency apus to visualize signal strength and serviceability before January 1st for Dev speed I want to use a data leg to store the raw info for later processing but our DBA wants to securely Warehouse it with strict schemas we're going to

lose sales without rapid access to the yes no service ability I would appreciate your advice on how to convince him to Lake my Bulls you son of a oh you had me right to the last second mahat mandhi was known for walking hundreds of miles Barefoot over time he developed incredibly thick calluses on his feet stronger than the soles of many boots he also ate lightly and fasted often which left him frail and gave him chronically bad breath and do you know what this made him a super Calis fragile Mystic hex by halosis good job

you're making good progress on your assignment what is wrong with you these days everywhere I I go on the internet I see the government keeps putting up these bad gateways apparently there's 500 them I can't believe people are posting such bad things on the internet so ridiculous but I admit sometimes I really want to see what's on the other side have you Eve I opened a bad gateway th I was thinking if we open all 500 and to me maybe it'll lead us to the one piece the one piece isn't real though it's not real

if you open up the 502 bad gateway chat and you get over there the screen will go black and as it fades back in you'll see something in front of you a UI element and it will say New Game Plus unlocked you can now play as Luigi and that's it that's how it happens hi my name is James Thornhill I've been in the James industry for 20 years I'm an offended I powered plants for the Federation and I'm a hack I'm working on a game about returning to Monker so I created a studio called primate

software I went to college to be a scientist in a sect I do mushrooms in my shed my dad has no life and I have no birthday all I have is the obligate Carnival it persists and so do I thank you Soo for your daily post god damn it dude I'm not retiring no no we're doing more DS L shots with 500 bits said happy retirement stream what will you do with your wig also happy birthday what are you doing with your wig you're the one with a wig yesterday was a joke everywhere I went

I had to it's usually pretty quiet here but it's like the population tripled overnight with the sole purpose being to line up went to the corner shop there's a line of 20 people go to the dry cleaners a line of eight after a work party it's a buffet so naturally a big line the toilet had 15 people at the door and the bar was about 10 Deep to one side there was a table with just a bowl of punch and in a miracle there's nobody there that sounds awful one eternity later oh wait a minute

this joke has no punch line God damn it close your eyes and imagine this you decided to set a date to break the record again after Kai kenart reached hype train level 112 okay the day arrived and the hype train easily reaches 100 but starts to struggle it barely breaks the previous record and you think it's over but the hype train just doesn't die instead it keeps going it reaches level 167 when you do the math you realize you have failed you also remember the bet with iron Mouse now you need to become a vtuber

and sing for chat don't do not put a prophecy out no greetings Thor proof time if you a Thor then your dad is the all father Odin if he is the all father then that makes him our dad as well no you know I am technically correct the best kind of correct Checkmate O J Dog lucky here from the oil rig I have bad news after your denial sker ODed last night his last words were I wish I was good enough for Big Jay goodbye crude world the fracking five is no more they might call

you drill bill for all the cash you made but we always call you Jason the betrayer sko was burned at the methane flare the petroleum Patrol saluting him he pumped his last Jack I hope the Pokémon money was worth it Jay dog I hate you so [Music] much God damn it it was the best of times it was the Worster of times it was the age of seven brain cells it was the age of goblins it was the Epic of Thor it was the Epic of buying the demo it was the season of stream it

was the season of streams end it was the spring of hope it was the winter of out we had the chat before us we had nothing before us we were all going to make games we're all doing other things in short it was a period of time that some Goblin with authority insists there was a period of time the game Jam hey Jay dog Jimbo here we've been watching you playing Pokémon for money and we are concerned we know you left the oil company after the incident but you didn't crash a tanker and spill a

million barrels of oil into the sea once or twice come back man it will be just like old times m for an oil the company made the lawsuit disappear also people asking too many questions the sea turtles deserved it anyway SS Jimbo lucky Butch and sker I never worked for an oil company my name is not Jay dog and I have not been playing Pokemon for money you goddamn Goblin four thoughts on making a highly bespoke afop with an highly holistic experience it will take a lot of bandwidth to use but will give players a

synergistic exp the psse on this would be amazing we could also get a highly disruptive spot on the PSN Network let's please TB on this Mo Y cheer 500 greetings Thor leader of goblins Tamer of ferrets and beloved by radiant duckins thank you for being you you influence me into finishing my first game and keep learning I have a serious question for you if K is a substitute for okay and some people call the grandpa pop couldn't K-pop be a substitute for okay Boomer look it's Jimbo again tell you HW a I'm going to level

with you you betraying the crew and saying you never worked oil was a low blow to us I never had the bond between us is supposed to be stronger than the calent bonds in hydrocarbons it hits sker the hardest he started using again and you know he has abandonment issues he barely got over you collapsing the rig on him please man stop this nerd and show why we call you drill Bill you're the worst you're the worst yeah somebody posted something really funny um they said I don't understand bits have money also been trying to

get this message to you for months garlic is associated with anti-platelet activity which means it may help prevent blood clots from forming meaning that garlic simply makes you easier to drink I told you vampires are using garlic to season you that means that the idea that garlic Wards off vampires is a trick by big suck said hello it dragos you haven't answered my computer question is this scam is okay I used to it such is life in Bulan maybe you can answer another question tell me how I want to grow more potato for potato if

not it's fine [Music] thank God damn it Sono the level of troll that Sono has become his Goblin re has reached I don't even you're basically two goblins at this point hey Thor I know you like conspiracy theory I need help with this one oh since Earth is not 80% carbonated water does that make the world flat hey th what are your thoughts on the adult entertainment industry being the leading cause of technological advancement it's always going to be porn and Military that's what causes technological advancement usually in Material Science as well yep porn in

military that's kind of how it works yeah is it bad that I've been calling scatter Tre fragments ski BD tree fragments then yes it is bad also one of the mods bit me and now I can see sound and hear colors no what do don't don't worry about it don't worry them them with the others moderators put them in the back of the others stop biting people