for the first time in a long time I don't know what to Yap about I have to make a video and my well of talking has run dry what do I do I ask you guys you guys are funny and I got suggestions like skibbidy forttnite 48h hour listening challenge max volume why do you want me to suffer this badly roomie and a few of you suggested Alpha Tik Tok the bread and butter of commentary you know what's fun picking apart silly ideas at best and harmful ideologies at worst to validate their weird Behavior you
do not have to accept her rejection but that's not what I got when I searched Alpha on Tik Tok it's not what I got at all it's not gen alpha alpha Tik Tok not yet I stumbled upon a war right now where Jen Alpha is actually making fun of gen Z for being cringe and if you don't know why that's important well it's not but it is painfully ironic because not too long ago there was and is a war on like jenzie making fun of Millennials for being cringe and don't get me wrong they are
jenz is trying to cancel Eminem honey that's cute listen little kitties let me make this quite clear this man was around even before you were here so what you all mad cuz the man was a liist while mumbling gibberish there's a whole genre of Tik Tok now with Gen Z mocking millennialism and humor when I popped off then you go gave me just get ready with me to go to Tar I would like to preface this by saying I have never done a grwm in my life first we must have our stabies because I need
it a lot and I have partaken in this because I couldn't [Music] resist not to be that guy or girl derp uh but me thinks that's wrough if you're not Ravenclaw crunchy plant mom taking care of your proper and doggos until I've had my coffee don't talk to me one of the things people are talking about are how Jen Alpha's obsession with Aesthetics has led to a lot of confusion on what preppy means in fashion where previously it might have meant something like this but now it just means like colorful fun outfits and people are
really confused about this and as someone who is fashion illiterate obviously I get it I I don't think this is a reach when I say aesthetic aesthetic it means like beige Target with my gen Alpha daughter we're going to see what she calls everything apparently this is preppy this is also considered old money and again I have no argument against this what is that style I call that preppy in the 19 like '90s or old money old money you would call this old money yeah old money crap you're not wrong this might have been preppy
back in the 9s like she says but she's not wrong about it being old money this look is large white family renting out a golf course for Christmas and if that's not not old money I don't know what is we also got Cottage core a very popular look when I played Minecraft more no that's more coet that's Cottage core they're the same shirt and Livy Olivia Rodrigo core again she's not wrong this one's Livy it's Olivia Rodrigo Vibes people were coming after her mom's parenting under this video which I found so strange it's just clothing
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seen Sephoras are being overrun by children ruining sample products and stealing sample brushes and stuff to make Sephora cocktails where they just mix a bunch of products into one which is disgusting and ruins the experience for everyone else going to Sephora I don't need to tell you why this sucks this is like when you'd go to friendlies after school with a bunch of your friends and you'd put [ __ ] like ketchup Mayo salt pepper packets and cream and various sauces into someone's water and make a make your own version of a disgusting cocktail and
then force your friend to take a sip for for no reason just for no reason making disgusting C Tails as children is a tale as old as time for that I will give them some Grace but those drinks were only terrorizing our friends and this is terrorizing the general public at an adult makeup store for adults where is your mother supporting this my daughter found out that has drunk elephant and cry screaming for me to buy her everything from them Lord help me girls are expensive oh okay why is this happening a lot of people
think it's because of the lack of third places you know like malls libraries places where kids can just hang out to be kids go outside they say well uh if you live somewhere like Florida not happening American cities are overpopulated and underhouse largely built for cars and not pedestrians I wouldn't feel safe leaving a kid to walk around anywhere by themselves outside of the neighborhood and have you been to a mall lately I have and it was scary okay it felt like a wasteland I felt like I was in an abandoned Chuck-E-Cheese Confederate flag and
everything people don't go to malls anymore it's just jewelry stores and tumble weed yes Claire still exists and so do their ear infections as soon as you get your ears pierced but kids don't want their kid stuff and kid jewelry and kid makeup anymore they want drunk elephants and their colorful branding that have ingredients like retinol in them that was that was a little aggressive I'm sorry retinol derogatory an ingredient that is meant for reducing wrinkles and promoting collagen production at 10 years old and they want whatever coet is I had to look that up
it's whatever this is why are we putting everything in a box this doesn't look any different than preppy to me I don't know drunk elephant has kind of doubled down on this and I do wish they stated more clearly that their products are not for children and children should not use them it is and should be the responsibility of the parents to not buy their kids this stuff or give them the $74 it costs to get something like this I'm all for spoiling your children and giving them nice things if you're fortunate enough to do
so but how about something like this or may I interest you in uh this how about that and a lot of these trends of course are caused by Tik Tok a place where adults and children and the government don't get along that's where you get all the trends now this is revolutionary information did you think you were going to hear that in this video hey Tik Tok we got Trends over here when genen Z and older were kids we got our Trends from curated places like Disney or Jade 14 or whatever that magazine was that
provided ginormous posters of Justin Bieber for your bedroom to watch over you as you sleep now these worlds are so integrated that skibbidy toilet is permeating my life to the point where I kind of think it's good this is actually funny and it's it's not it's not that different okay we used to listen to pen pineapple pen pen whatever and the gummy bear song and whatever [ __ ] this was I don't know it's not that different gen Alpha humor is largely Tik Tok brain rot as they're calling it I'm not calling it that I
you know I'm not calling it that don't get me wrong this is Peak humor I'll just give you a snippet sticking out your G for the rler you're so skib you're so Phantom tax I should also at least mention that it's also crazy that they use language from other communities like SLE and then gatekeep it thinking they have the authority to let us know when it's no longer cool to say it I don't want to harp on that point because they're literally children but I just know that it's a thing that people are going to
bring up genen Z is now making stitches of gen Alpha content that I can only describe as like look at what the kids are doing these days when I was a kid I spent my time outside and I did silly little innocent things and now gen Alpha is wearing makeup and making inappropriate Tik toks for their age people have been complaining about the younger generation looking older and wanting to act older forever this is not new is it a serve is it a sleigh where'd you get that [ __ ] Checker print rug your Amazon
stor spell restaurant your outfit is so cute today it's such a SLE you still say SLE you're a grandma your grandma spell Restaurant They're not wrong I think gen Alpha has largely become more illiterate of a generation I that pains me to say but it's just so funny because this is exactly what Millennials did to jenzi and now jenz is turning around and doing the exact same thing being angry at the younger generation for coming after them for being cringe you're obsessed with us Millennials howby Banned Me from starbe Millennial core really Millennials do that
I thought that the millennial pause Millennial core is that your aesthetic I'm flattered time is a flat circle and history repeats itself constantly my dogos think I'm I'm pretty swag shouldn't you ma' are you really trying to make fun of Millennials when your generation doesn't even know proper sentences I'm Riz I'm Riz Boomers did this to Millennials you know they had beef I would bet that Boomer's parents did this to Boomers when they were kids listening to sinful music like The Beetles and showing their shoulders I don't know where Gen X fits in all of
this I feel like they're kind of an elusive generation where are they I don't know all I got is what Joe Rogan Elon Musk it's all I can think of you guys were probably doing crazy [ __ ] in the'80s too that that older generation complained about like Dungeons and Dragons hair metal and um doing cocaine I'm not here to start a generational War I think other people got that covered some of these videos were clearly for fun and wholesome all right first thing how do you answer the phone how do you hang up the
phone and some of them poke fun at other gener like without like a Mean Streak you know like this is all fun in games here we're all in on the joke is that coffe oh I was just taking a boomerang sticking out your jack for theist but some people are getting genuinely heated they're like 10 calm down Millennials are old enough to be their parents also like these are middle schoolers they're OB actively not cool why are you giving them unlimited power within reason let them have their little thing like we did Growing Up sticking
out your G for the I saw this Tik Tok of someone saying that Generations generally consume the content of the generation before them like how growing up Millennials generally consumed content created by Gen X gen Z consumed content created by Millennials and gen Alpha is consuming content from jenzi and so on and I think that's true of course while also consuming content created by people their own age when you're a kid internet culture sort of trickles down to you from the older generations and most of gen Alpha isn't even old enough to be on social
media right now but when they get older we will see gen Alpha start to form their own culture when it comes time to pass the torch to gen Alpha which will probably happen kind of soon I hope that genen Z can be like chill about it genen Z adopted the idea of the content creator right when we know an internet before the Creator gen Alpha will not know an internet without a Creator so it will lead them to resent it or have this kind of like it's the status qu who cares yeah exactly like it's
everybody does it so I don't but I think a greater look at this really shows how Trend windows are getting shorter and shorter j z is such a nostalgic generation in terms of fashion and media to the point where we're now nostalgic for things that we made on Tik Tok in 2020 that was 4 years years ago like what are we doing the things people used to be nostalgic for are things that are like 10 20 years old but now we're feeling nostalgic about things that happened literally 6 months ago I just realized things are
moving so fast because of Tik Tok and the influx of influencers and creators how am I supposed to be a clean girl aesthetic Queen when next month I'm supposed to be a mob boss croat skibby aesthetic RZ Queen your honor it's impossible to slay under these conditions the bird that made billions of childhoods I can't even remember the last time I heard that bird today's kids will never know the impact I just found the early 2000s bird you know the summer bird the ear excuse me the early 2000s bird it's a morning dove the early
2000's bird you know they've been around like before true I haven't heard it in years bro I miss that noise it feels so rare that's crazy morning doves they're gone they're extinct we don't have them anymore they don't exist anymore they only existed from the years 2000 to 2009 and they're gone they don't make Birds the same anymore why are there so many when you realize this sound is nostalgic because these birds went extinct in 2020 and they're officially a 2000's baby's memory now you know you can still go outside right to a point we
need to end Nostalgia I'm over it this is ridiculous believe it or not we still have birds and now people are confused about being a cusper between jenz and Jen Alpha none of this matters at all I was born when I was born and who gives a [ __ ] I could be wrong but I feel like Generations used to idolize to a degree the older generation like I'd look at my big sister and think she's so cool and I want to do everything she does and consume the media she does because she is older
than me but today people's little siblings are calling them cringe if you donate $5 today you could adopt a genz person and end the war on gen Alpha versus genz very important and you you could save them if you donate $5 today you'll get a little postcard in the mail with their face on it and like a little bio on on the back like a pen pal but you don't talk to them you just give them money and you get to look at their face sign up today it's just a sign of the times and
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