Friends Past Simple No one proposes

did you propose to her no yes you did actually technically I didn't well then why did you give me a ring oh you you gave her the ring no no and I did not ask her to marry me yes you did no I didn't yes you did no it didn't yes you did don't you say you didn't he was right there you got down on one day and he proposed oh you were down on one knee yeah yeah that looks bad but but I didn't I didn't propose then what did happen yeah what did happen

okay the ring fell on the floor and I went down to pick it up and you thought I was proposing yep but you said will you marry me no it didn't yes you did no I didn't yes you did oh my god you didn't [Laughter]