I see you look like a monkey I shall give you a surname: Sun. Would Wukong be a good monastic name for you? I've got stealth and morphing skills to teach you.
One of them gives you 36 transformations the other, 72. Wukong You shall leave. From now on, you are not allowed to say that you are my disciple I will not see you any more.
You shall do good deeds. Do not do evil, otherwise I'll not spare you As your master I am not a heartless person, but I really can't keep you. You act wild and disobediently, which is not acceptable behavior for Heaven The Buddha would not be tolerant of you.
I shall write a dismissal letter. From now on we shall not see each other.