i accidentally got way too invested in this tiktok movie

all right guys over the past couple years I've seen a rise in this new type of Internet entertainment it's basically entire movies that are made to be viewed like Instagram reals you've probably seen videos on this type of thing before they're all shot vertically they're broken up into like a million parts so they're each like a minute long they make them about vampires werewolves and thus far they've all seemed pretty uninteresting to me but I think I've stumbled upon one that I simply can't resist talking about it's called true ays versus f F queen bee

full movie Oh I thought it was only 50 Parts long I just noticed there's a whole other thing here okay it's 85 Parts long as of right now I've only seen the trailer but the trailer looked good enough that I want to get invested in this so let's jump into it here's the trailer good morning Miss Haley your Gucci outfit and Chanel handbag for today but this year I'm changing things up I don't want to be known as the kaplanis okay I want to make real friends you must be the Kaplan arys that's me the

one and only [Music] okay so it's going very fast and there's a lot going on um so you might not fully understand the plot of the trailer just yet luckily to the side for some reason there is a description of the plot of the trailer true ays versus fake queen bee trailer shows the drama in Western High between the real ays Haley Kaplan and the fake one Candice Mathis one might think that their last names would be a dead giveaway that one of them is the kapl an ays so one girl is a real ays

to some Kaplan Fortune I don't know what it is but she doesn't want to be seen as the Klan era she just wants to be a regular girl so I'm also intrigued by the high school they go to which presumably must be some kind of prestigious private high school if the Kaplan arys is going there you know what I mean and it must be so prestigious that like only four kids go there there's like one table with people sitting at it and then every table in the background is empty and also every kid who goes

there is like 25 [Music] souvenir drastic tone change as the School Pervert comes to lick cake off her face I'm a Kaplan and Kaplan don't back down especially for people like Candice mathys the production of this is so weird it's like a combination of high budget or relatively High budget for like a Tik Tok but then like the voice over sounds so bad it's like they couldn't have recorded that on a microphone that was purchased anytime within the past 15 years for people like Candice mathys all right I feel like we've got a good sense

of what this series is going to be about so let's just start watching episode one first day of my senior year new school fresh start right when she wakes up it's kind of like a robot booting up remembering what process it's running today new school Fresh Start Kaplan Aris these characters speak in Exposition I wonder if they're going to have like party sweetheart what are you wearing what no daughter of mine is riding a bike to school why could that be no daughter of mine is riding a bike to school I get that they're rich

are rich people against exercise I don't want to be known as a Neo baby this is the whole reason why I'm transferring remember is it safe yes it's fine I'll be fine love you love you too Adam that's follower I like that this supposedly very success ful businessman has nothing better to do than follow his daughter around yeah I run a hundred billion doll company but we should just drive behind my daughter while she rides her bike to school I'm just fascinated how these get made already I'm noticing so much like the editing one of

her sentences just got cut off with editing I wonder if they're going to have like party sweetheart they didn't let her finish did they purposely hire the most incompetent person for every role they're like let's hire a writer that only knows how to write two-word sentences let's make sure that the editor doesn't know doesn't understand when sentences start or end and then the actors all deliver the lines as if they're discovering speech live on camera OMG that cannot be the best bell sound effect you have I could find a better bell sound effect by just

Googling school bell sound effect there you go very first one that comes up OMG I heard the cap Aris is transferring here today we have to find a way to get into her Inner Circle ASAP ew look what the Goodwill Dragged In Eve's dropping much loser careful Gil she might ask for spare change wow your insults are just as basic as your personalities what did you just say you Bargain Bin reject oops did I ruin your cartoon helmet what are you five oh my god dude these these girls are psychos and these are the first

two people she's she encounters at the school why did she want to transfer here I can't tell if this is just like a regular public school or if it is some prestigious school where all rich kids go if she's transferring there cuz she wants to be normal I feel like it must be a public school right and the first people she meet are these snoody rich kid bullies it's not adding up go oh it's the little baby going to cry what holy [ __ ] and that's how the first episode ends oh my God she's

going to die what's going to happen in the next 84 episodes it's a really long funeral the dad's like that's what she gets for riding a bike all right well I'll I'll be honest the Cliffhanger is working I very much want to click on episode two and I guess we're just meant to be like oh okay she didn't really stab her she just slashed her tires few but I'm still left with a huge question mark in my head of like why is this random high school girl carrying around a gigantic knife and that's not a

knife for cooking like that is a that knife was shaped to murder someone it doesn't even have a sharp blade it just has the sharp point on top for stabbing oh my [Music] God you must be the Klan ays I maxed out all my cards to rent this ride and outfit to make a splash on day one and now these idiots think I'm the Kaplan ays you maxed out all your credit cards to buy one outfit for the first day of school and you have the audacity to call anyone else an idiot I plunged myself

into immense debt to convince people into thinking I'm rich and these [ __ ] morons think I'm rich I'm curious to see what she's going to look like on day two she's just going to show up wearing a potato sack like poor people in old cartoons also I really need some backstory on who the Kaplan ays is supposed to be like what is a Kaplan where everybody seems to know that the Kaplan arys is coming to their school but nobody knows what she looks like I mean this is the equivalent of like a Paris Hilton

type of person right or like a Kardashian or something in that realm and yet it's like a completely Anonymous figure that's me the one and only Candace cap What The Hell she's stealing my identity we didn't need that in voice over they're going a little overboard on the voice over for sure excuse me but you don't look like a kapan to me oh great now she's going to pull a knife on her every episode someone gets a knife pulled on them who's this they walk over for so long it's 8 Seconds of walking and the

walking sound effect that they use sounds like horses galloping and who's this the janitor's unfortunate Offspring The janitor's unfortunate Offspring was this whole series written by AI look at you I wouldn't be caught dead wearing a potato sack like that like poor people in old timey cartoons Saved by the Bell I'll catch you at re Recess Recess wait how old are they supposed to be I thought they were in high school are they supposed to be like 10year olds I could expose her right now but then what back to being a Kaplan surrounded by fake

friends and gold diggers I feel like you only have to not be a Kaplan for just the first couple days of school to kind of get a lay of the land see who the fake ones are and you know make friends and then you know they're not fake friends and then you can stop pretending you're not the Kaplan arys I'm Candace Kaplan and yes I am the kapan arys I heard her family owns the Empire State Building you what's so funny you don't you say [ __ ] about Candice Kaplan all right I'm Candace kaplan's

biggest fan I've loved her ever since I found out who she was 3 seconds ago I love everything about her I love that her family owns the um what did what did you say the Empire empire state building I love that I love what she looks like and I've always loved what she looks like because I've always known first day of school and you're already being rude to appear keep that up young lady and I'll give you detention it's okay Miss Dary she didn't mean it I'm sure she's just jealous well that's very generous of

you Candace in fact I'm so generous that I've decided to throw an exclusive birthday party tonight of course some people won't be getting an invite I'm so generous in fact that I'm growing a party a party that poor people aren't allowed to come to well I heard the K have a castle so I'm sure everyone would love to see what that looks like where the hell am I going to get a castle oh that's what she's thinking I assumed she was thinking oh yeah we can just do it at the castle that I happened to

own because I maxed out another credit card it's a good thing they put that voice over in there that way she we know that she's screwed the castle isn't really open to the people these aren't people Miss Kaplan they're your friends right I'm sure you would love to spend your birthday with your friends in your Castle why does everyone speak in this weird Cadence is the dialogue just that poorly written that you can't possibly say it naturally let me let me read this line sure you would love to spend your birthday with your friends in

your castle that seems like a pretty normal sentence I'm sure you'd love to spend your birthday with your friends in your castle that was pretty natural okay so it can be said normally it's just they're choosing to place strange pauses and inflections on Words let's see how you pull this off Candace honey I'm working I need you to find a way to let me in tonight what Candace I'm just the maid okay so her her mom is the maid for the Kaplin and this girl doesn't know who the Kaplan ais's also what a weird coincidence

okay I don't have time for this crap it's bad enough having a cleaner as a mom I I'll see what I can do thanks mommy bye crazy to say to your parent it's bad enough having a cleaner as a mom my kids ever say that to me about being a YouTuber actually I would understand that I get it it's bad enough having a YouTuber as a dad I'd be like I quit you're right I quit I'm going to delete my channel so it's interesting cuz I thought that she was pretending to be kind of up

and and snoody because she's pretending to be a an ays to a large fortune or the Empire State Building or something she's going to inherit the Empire State Building I guess but it turns out she's just like that which is weird cuz she's not rich so you know where did where does that come from um I I'll see what I can do you'll see what you can do it was that easy all you have to do is insult your parents' career and they'll literally bend the rules on anything yeah you're right I'm just a stupid

maid stupid maid who doesn't even know how to hold my phone right side up yeah I'll see what I can do well Candace you might find out it's actually pretty sick to have a maid as a mom cuz she's about to get you a party in a castle thanks mommy [Music] bye the end of that episode it's like [ __ ] what did I just do I got to stop giving in that easy man I'm such a pushover they don't even pay me here I just clean their house for free I got to start standing

up for myself [Music] that was a crazy action sequence I just feel like it was way too many extra steps for her to also knock over a cup full of forks couldn't there just have been a fork on her tray that she tripped on I really thoroughly believe right now that they're making this up as they go which is kind of crazy to think about cuz they hired actors and locations and stuff but the only Theory I can have that makes any of this make sense to me is that they kind of have a general

idea of what they want to happen in each scene but but they don't have any dialogue written so the actors are improving it that's why they sound so uncomfortable and nervous quite frankly and that's also why like the plot just kind of meanders it's not heading anywhere specific like what a strange injury landing on a fork with your knee and now holy moly look how Bloody her knee is man is that fork covered in hydrochloric acid oh oh my God I'm so sorry I didn't see you there you just blended with the loser so well

what losers is she talking about on the floor you just sorry you just Blended in with all those other weird kids on the floor with you like uh like that orange kid and the that green kid don't even get me started on all those weird silver kids with the spiky heads okay can we skip forward to the party let's see okay episode 7even is there a party yet no episode 8 party no there's some kind of assembly going on wait that's not principal Adams please join me and welcome the generous ays Miss Haley Kaplan I

don't know the ays but it must be her thank you wait so is it the principal or not she says that's not the principal and then he's also very confused I don't know who that is but then again I'm just a dumbass I'm honored to be here on behalf of my dad you're welcome so wait are they just having an assembly just to welcome the Kaplan arys and they had a guy who's not the principal do it and they also don't know who the Kaplan Aris is where's principal Adams unfortunately principal Adams was hit by

our school bus this morning he's okay what but we'll be on leave for the rest of the school year all I'm pretty invested in the plot but I kind of just want to skip to the end to see what happens let's see can I just skip to episode 85 you ridiculous girls will follow anyone so blindly and you I should press charges for fraud and identity theft please please I am so so sorry it was never meant to go this far okay I am sorry okay so she finally gets her come upins and let's see

what happens next you guys helped Candice bully and torment CCE and I we'll do anything to make it right please don't ruin our lives over this okay stop begging I'm not going to decide your fate I'm not going to decide your fate she pulls out a knife I'm going to [ __ ] stab you the [Music] heck their punishment is they're throwing food at them but also none is hitting them no no no no oh this isn't over you [ __ ] what do you mean this isn't over they exposed you as not being a

real ays and they exposed the real ays it's like are you are you going to get revenge somehow by becoming an ays you're going to make your mom wealthy somehow so you're an arys now it's it's pretty much over is what I'm trying to say there we go wow so she's getting crowned prom queen or something after all this and getting a kiss he's like look now that I found out you're actually rich I love you so there's a lot of stories like these like I feel like a lot of Dar Man videos are like

this where it's like hey there was a guy who looked poor but it turned out he was rich and the moral is kind of supposed to be treat everyone with respect you know cuz everybody deserves respect but the way these shows do it is kind of like treat everyone with respect cuz you never know who might be rich and you know you could gain something out of being nice to a rich person anyway I think I accidentally got like a little bit too invested in the plot of this and so I'm glad that I didn't

watch the entire thing cuz that would have taken a long time uh so that's pretty much it thanks for watching bye-bye