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Children's Day. What are you going to do with your son? I'm going to spend Children's Day drinking beer with my friends, because I already did my duty as a father last week.

Really? I bought the new LXK Pro 16 smartphone for my kid. You have to see it, a launch.

I paid 18 thousand reais. You're the man! But come here, isn't your son only 10 years old?

Yes! He's so popular at library, he's the only one with that smartphone. Not even the doctor's children in the condo have the new LKX Pro 16.

Neither do I! I'm still on LXK 15. 5, can you believe it?

What a shame, Flávio. Yeah, it's been three months. But I'll change it.

Come here, lots of installments? Many, but I made a pretty good deal. Instead of paying the condominium, I will pay the installments.

The best deal you got! Nowadays, the best investment is not paying the condominium. I've been behind on mine for two years.

Then when it comes to negotiating, they forgive the debt, negotiate, and if you plead, they even give you a discount. And there are always some idiots who pay everything on time and the condominium continues to move forward. Speaking of idiots.

What's up guys! How is all this joy going? Today I brought the troops, guys.

Here's the thing, I don't take no for an answer. I've already bought rolling pins, wood, tools. Let's go with the kids to the roller cart workshop.

Roller cart? What world do you live in, Burrão? -Did you stop at the fifth grade?

-He did, he did. Burrão, pay attention. Kids nowadays don't care about roller carts anymore, man.

What they want is technology. Wanna see? Bubbles, tell your uncle here.

Would you rather win a roller cart or the new LXK Pro 16? The new LXK Pro 16, of course, right? -I'm surprised.

-Me too. Then I sell it, buy it cheaper, then with the remaining money I buy a bicycle, roller skates, a roller cart. Two Transformers and an ice cream.

No, and what's more, these kids break everything. She inherited her phone from her nana, who inherited it from her aunt. Wow, poor thing.

Nothing, man. They don't care, they just want to have fun. That's why this thing of the rolling cart workshop is cool.

Man, we spend the day with the kids. Is there greater happiness than this? Yes, do you want to see it?

What's up, son! So, are you happy? Very!

Didn't I tell you? Where are you? On our gourmet balcony, dad.

He loves staying there. Here's what you do, climb onto our Carrara marble sink, grab your LXK Pro 16, and take a photo in high definition with these twelve cameras so that Uncle Burrão will be green with envy. Envy of what?

From the view? Not the view, the quality of the photo, because the uncle's apartment is at the back. It's at the back, but the uncle's apartment is on a very high floor.

-Father! Ouch! -Son?

Son? ! My God.

What will my life be like without him? Did your son fall? No, it was the new LXK Pro 16.

My apartment has a protective screen. Guys, this cell phone could do it all! I just didn't know how to fly, right?

Rest assured. Insurance covers everything, right, dad? Yes.

It covers whoever paid the insurance, right? Guys, it fell from the 17th floor. Do you think it can be fixed?

How will I know, right? I don't have all that competence, I didn't finish fifth grade. What now?

Let's go to the workshop with us. Your son will love it. Good!

Let's go to the roller cart workshop. I'm going to go ahead to hold a spot. Once the roller cart is ready, you will see the thrill of going downhill.

Good, Fernando. -Not Fernando! -Burrão, Burrão!

These guys! These kids! Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Ready to go downhill? I think I'm already going down, right?