Casually Explained: French

so I had a great opportunity to spend around five months in Leon doing a French language course and when I went I knew absolutely zero French and let me tell you French is extremely unforgiving for beginners now because it's super hard because it's a minefield of inevitable social disasters so French has a ton of similar words to English so you start freestyling when you're not sure where the right word is and that is a terrible terrible mistake okay so decided is this see they integrated I'll take today concentrated cool song play so how do you

think you would say excited exceed a pretty straightforward guess so how would you say I'm excited to meet you here's the template just sweet Blanc de faire both Hakone songs so let's say you're meeting the mother of your host family and you say just physics et difficult hook all their songs but wait why is she looking at you funny because you just said I'm horny to meet you basically once I got that one behind me I thought I was in the clear but I was only just getting started so best se means to lower but

bez a means to [ __ ] gem Lucia cola means I like chocolate gem no tsukareta means I love the secretary gesture means I'm hot just for show means I'm horny we're talking about an apple and a bun means it is good you're talking about a girl and a bone and she's good for sex and in the me mount hole dewy doesn't mean a friend introduced to me it means a friend inserted into me okay but let's say you're just heading to Paris for vacation and you think you're safe you're not let's say you're trying

to be health conscious at a restaurant and you want to express to the waiter you don't like preservatives in your food so you say use your name buddy please Emma teeth and then he gives you a wink and walks away you should be a little bit concerned because you just said I don't like condoms so my French accent isn't great but a columnist at people make her trying to speak French is basically saying the French words as if they were English words now we're all really used to foreigners with thick accents but most French people

outside of Paris aren't and don't like you screwing up their language so the usual mistake is going to a bakery and say bonjour je voudrais une was a French word for baguette and the guy will look at you like you killed his family but it gets worse because the moment you decide to try to actually learn the pronunciation it's a whole new world of hurt so oh you is France ooh and you is pronounce you and so there you are in a French plane and the flight attendant says the lobe which basically means do you

want some water and you're really thirsty so you want to say be beaucoup which means yes a lot but instead you say re beaucoup which means yes nice ass so at this point you're probably thinking is there anything that doesn't have a sexual connotation in French well let me give you an example let's say you've got some game you're trying to make some moves in France maybe you're just looking for a one-night stand and things are going well with a girl you've had some drinks you're getting pretty intimate and things move to your bedroom everything's

starting to heat up and clothes are coming off so you whip out this phrase to my part on Bona now guess what that means okay I'll help you out you bring me a real but nope wrong again it actually means you bring me true happiness damn I mean it's not not completely different you