MyPillow Mike’s Ranting Rally, Jenner’s Poll Problems, Tiger on the Loose & Viral Menthol Soap Guy

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A Bengal Tiger in Houston is still on the loose and things got weirder, several shows are coming back to Broadway, New Yorkers will soon be able to get vaccinated at subway and train stations, North Korea claims that they have had zero instances of COVID, Jeff Bezos is busy building a $500 million super-yacht, Caitlyn Jenner is polling at 6% and she revealed that she didn’t vote in the 2020 election, Pillow Man Mike Lindell has come out of hiding for a much-hyped rally in South Dakota, and Jimmy surprises a couple who went viral for a song he made up about washing his butt with menthol soap (with help from the band Dawes!) SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #Kimmel: Watch Mean Tweets: Connect with Jimmy Kimmel Live Online: Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live WEBSITE: Like Jimmy Kimmel on FACEBOOK: Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on FACEBOOK: Follow @JimmyKimmel on TWITTER: Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on TWITTER: Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on INSTAGRAM: About Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” is well known for its huge viral video successes, with over 11 billion views and more than 15 million subscribers on the show’s YouTube channel. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”

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Thank you for watching thanks for looking at me thanks for oh thanks for everything we well that's very kind of you know we have a lot to report tonight and i want to start with an update on a story you we went through last night in houston there was a bengal tiger on the loose just strolling through a neighborhood nobody knew whose tiger it was until a man who Turns out is out on bond for murder showed up grabbed the tiger and fled the scene the police chased the man briefly and then lost him which is weird but then last night it got weirder houston police tweeted update number two victor hugo cuevas that's the guy is in custody the whereabouts of the tiger are not yet known sleep tight kids that's great anyone with information on the tigers urge to contact Hpd major offenders at they give the number listen if i see a tiger i'm not dialing 10 numbers i'm calling 9-1-1 and that's it so the lawyer for this uh victor hugo cuevas is as you might guess a character after the police got his client he injected the story with another twist my client is not the owner of the tiger he's not guilty of any crimes he hasn't done anything wrong and he's already Been convicted i don't know who drove away with the tiger i don't know who has the tiger but we did have information that would be helpful okay so if that was mysterious but if that's true and it's not his tiger that means this guy showed up grabbed a random tiger loaded it in the back of his car and drove away with it which is much scarier than murder it is yes but police are on the lookout for This suspect they warn um maybe in disguise uh this is one of his many aliases you know i've seen this movie before i know how this goes the police or the fbi or somebody they're gonna have to go to the only person who can catch that tiger they're gonna have to get that person out of prison in order to catch a tiger you must free the tiger king We've been through a lot over the past year but this is good news for those who love shows and tunes hamilton wicked and the lion king announced today they're coming back to broadway in new york so hakuna madeira broadway is scheduled to reopen at full capacity on september 14th number of shows have announced their return including chicago phantom of the Opera and jagged little pill but not cats i guess after a year and a half cooped up at home people are like enough with cats that's but it's very good news after all this it would be nice to finally relax and watch alexander hamilton get murdered again want it here's another fun thing going on in new york starting tomorrow new yorkers Will be able to get the vaccine at subway and train stations which sounds sterile that's just what the subway needed more random band-aids and needles on the ground mayor de blasio announced a list of incentives to get people vaccinated including free food free tickets to events and the opportunity for one lucky vaccinee to be starting quarterback for the new york jets this season In north korea turns out they don't even need the vaccine because north korea says they've had zero instances of covet 19. the government says they tested more than 25 000 people couldn't find a single case north korea what they actually do they have a very effective strategy to keep covet at bay whenever someone coughs there they feed him to a wolf jeff bezos has quite a project going the Founder of amazon is reported to be building a 500 million dollar super yacht that is so big it requires a support yacht to travel with it this is like the billionaire version of having a second fridge in your garage the yacht he's building is 417 feet long it's so big the suez canal would get stuck in it when does the band come back Uh monday did you know that i didn't notice jeff bezos makes 70 he made 75 billion dollars last year he makes more money every second than the average american worker makes in a week every minute he makes more than three average workers earn in a year when he walks by atms they just start shooting out money like confetti but is he happy oh yeah it looks like he Is here in california caitlyn jenner's learning that running for governor isn't exactly like running in the olympics she is polling at six percent in our upcoming recall election well behind two other republicans you know those other republicans are we're ahead of caitlyn jenner no no one does no one has any idea because none of them were on the e-network caitlyn jenner is hoping to Become our next governor even though she admits she did not vote in the last election but she had a super solid reason for not going to the polls uh it was voting day and i thought the only thing out here in california that i worry about which affects people is the propositions that were out there and i didn't see any propositions that i really had one side or the other And so it was election day and i just couldn't get excited about it and i just wound up going to play golf and i said i'm not i'm not doing that oh she's going to be a great governor huh instead of voting she played golf maybe she should be running for president instead you know the um the pillow man mike lindell has come out of hiding lindell hosted a much hyped rally for his new social media website Last night at the corn palace theater in south dakota it was a free show tickets were free some fans waited in line for seven hours to get in only to find the venue half empty when they did get in that's [Applause] they're expecting 30 000 people to show up only 1500 did it was quite an event mike treated the semi-crowd to 90 minutes of paranoid rantings about election fraud And the music act was none other than former saturday night live cast member joe piscopo hey zuckerberg hey jack dorsey mike lindell is taking you out how about the japanese can i do this whoa i'm sorry if that's racist i apologize whose music is this ain't no one i ain't some jewish guy talking sweet caroline i was born a white boy but i like to rap [Music] Black joe writes out his set list on the back of the map quest directions he prints out to get there what a night not only with joe piscopo on the bill they reach deep into the trump time machine to pull another great entertainer out of mothballs too well folks we got a real treat up here on the big screen and through The audio we are about to be joined by the founder and chairman of the american cornerstone institute secretary ben carson he should be coming up on the screen any minute here there he is well hello everybody yeah not too loud you'll wake him up please then carson on zoom is like it's the south dakota equivalent of the tupac hologram He's the only one i miss it really is this is a funny story this is also a true story uh about a man named dustin baker one day dustin baker was taking a shower and instead of his normal body wash he had picked up a bottle of menthol body wash and applied it to his undercarriage which immediately created a burning sensation and now a lesser man would have shed tears if something like this happened But dustin decided to turn menthol into menthol aid and wrote a song about the experience which he now sings in the shower every day and which his wife secretly recorded and posted on tick tock which where it has now been seen millions of [Music] times [Music] [Music] [Music] a timeless lesson and needless to say i was eager to find out more so joining us now from grover colorado please welcome dustin and riley baker hi guys how are you thank you dustin you look clean you look really clean i'm extremely clean right now so tell us how this started uh well i do all the shopping so i buy all the soap and stuff And uh happened to pick up the wrong bottle of cool sport rush that included menthol in it and i didn't see it and uh put it in the shower and yeah one thing led to another and how are you doing physically now dustin has it has the rush subsided i have physically i have recovered um mentally i will never recover so when your butt was on fire is that what did you have like a revelation was that your star is born moment i did i saw I saw god for a little bit and we had a chat and he uh inspired me to write this song you know what i mean yeah take us through the songwriting process is this something that you wrote down uh no i so like i said you know uh seeing god he inspired me to just write this in the shower as a reminder to myself to maybe look at the bottle first before i just Shoot it and how often do you sing this every time you shower every time i shower so riley you decided that you wanted to get this for posterity and you recorded it and then did did your husband know you were posting it yes and no um i usually sit in there with him at the end of the day when we shower when he showers and stuff after work And he happened to be singing that song and i got it and i showed it to him afterwards and i was just like i gotcha and i was like well by the way if i happen to post it somewhere would you be okay with that and he was like oh sure because i had 25 followers on tick tocks 25 followers how many people have uh watched this song now on tick tock uh i want to say about eight nerds [Laughter] So like really when it comes to famous butts and music it's like jlo and megan the stallion and you your family and friends having fun with this uh yeah they call me menthol man now and uh you know it's like when i was younger i wanted to be a rock star and so my mom made a point to say hey look you made it with music you really you did i'm gonna tell you something i Enjoyed the song i've listened to it many times this is a great song and so when we heard it we decided it would be wise to get in touch with a great band and here now with their cover of your song i wash my ass with menthol soap again please say hello to dawes [Applause] everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] well [Music] now i'm sitting here singing this song i washed my ass with pimple soap again he washed his ass with himself again he washed his ass [Music] wow look at that i mean is that hey what do you think that is phenomenal so amazing thank you so much i told you They would love it guys thank you very much and by the way your song just went porcelain we've got a porcelain record we're gonna send this to your home we'll send us all of your homes too thanks guys we appreciate it thanks dustin o'reilly thanks to dawes we have a great show tonight very funny mike epps is here we have music from madness and we'll be back with heidi klum One more time if you like that video then put a ring on it click the subscribe button below oh

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