I Tested Bonzi Buddy Against My Real PC

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Today, we're testing Bonzi Buddy against my real pc. Produced by Joe and Jay Bonzi (Bonzify was crea...
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in today's video I am going to be testing bonsy buddy against my real PC just to summarize this video up I have a laptop that I'm going to be testing against every version of bonsi buddy I'm sure you already know what it is but I'm going to quickly explain it for you guys bonsy buddy was a virtual assistant a purple gorilla that was actually spyware secretly collecting user data that's a simple explanation and without any further hesitation let's go ahead and get this video started bons buddy 4 so bonsi buddy 4 is what you know
when you watch my videos either I put bonsi buddy 4 or bonsy which going to have to stick around for bonsy is the destructive version of bonsi buddy but bonsi buddy 4 is basically the newest possible version of bonsy buddy so let's open it run as administrator so I opened bonsy buddy and when I opened it it already had my information already knows my information hello crypto I'm glad to see you again but here's the thing this is the first time I've executed the program to get the most loaded experience of bonsi Buddy for all
the category of things that I had an area of interest in I selected every category all right so I'm registering for all the categories okay but that didn't even matter because all of bonsy Buddy's internet features didn't work because the bonsy Buddy servers have been officially shut down great I've successfully updated our registration information how your servers don't even work anymore it has all these features that you basically see on the screen the first thing I wanted to see was how much of my resources were already being used task manager wow already my CPU utilization
is at 100% 100% CPU utilization even though I didn't really know what I was actually looking at 97 2.6 GHz I don't even know what that means I tried to search something to see if I can get lucky and connect to some old random server if I click search I search the world for you crypto but however like I said the servers are disconnected so I'm not really like if I type in Mr Beast it's not going to work I typed in dark web doesn't do anything you're just swinging around and waving there's nothing I
can't find except for everything in 2024 I'm going to go through every single feature of bonsy Buddy throughout all the versions of bonie Buddy the first feature bonsi can do is get him to say anything you want him to say you can get bonsi to also say something like anything you want what's up bro subscribe to crypto NWO be sure to like the video I mean if bonsy Buddy is saying it I guess you got to do it anyways the next thing bonie can do is tell some terrible jokes what is the definition of a
sculptor A chip off oh dumb dumb it's not F where does satisfaction come from a satisfactory bonie can also tell you some interesting facts this book is just loaded with great facts did you know that lightning strikes about 6,000 times per minute on this planet look out I never cease to amaze myself that's a little scary 6,000 times a minute which would mean 100 times a second bonsy buddy can also sing various songs the difference between bonsi buddy 4 is the fact that he could sing all the other versions of bonsi Buddy can't sing all
these songs they could sing but they can't sing all these songs although it's a bit creepy to hear bonsy buddy sing if you listen I'll sing you a sweet little song of FL that's now true it's de her and all it girl that I know since we met known she is here her I far in the world's brightest star I call her my Wild Irish Roose my ex is Irish also like I said I have a super duper destructive computer virus on this SSD over here you're really not going to want to miss that you
can also play games with bonsy buddy I decided to play a bit of checkers and give bonsi his official rematch against me I smoked bonsy buddy the last time I played Checkers with him I was feeling pretty confident but then bonsy buddy did this check your email and read it for you please enter the name for the I address of your internet mail server after he embarrassed me and got his revenge I wanted to see some more features and I noticed that bonsi can also check your emails however this would mean that you would have
to give bonsy Buddy your email and your password that's so scary you're giving him your password to your email I mean what's the worst that could happen anyways I wasn't planning on sabotaging my entire life so I sent bonsi away that's all with the most recent version of bonsi Buddy bonsi Buddy 4 let's go and show you guys bonsy buddy W I can't show you guys bonsy buddy W because the the official bonsy buddy one file cannot be found in 2024 it's actually technically impossible to find the original bonsy buddy one file so we're going
to go ahead and move on to bons buddy 2 and you guys are going to be quite surprised with this because bonie buddy was actually a different animal once I opened up bonsi buddy to the parrot arrived the parrot was actually named py the parrot so for now whether I call him pety or bonsi I'm still talking about the same parrot I he never shuts up he never shuts up that's the problem with him the first thing I wanted to see was which song bonsi was going to sing Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to
you happy Birthday from P happy birthday to you so bonsy buddy 2 not the original number two was not actually called bonsi his name was called pety pety the parot if I show you guys over here I right click it says py whether I call him py or bonie I'm still talking about the same per then I wanted to see what kind of older jokes bonie buddy was going to tell I didn't know you like my joke so much what animal is always laughing a happy pamus bro that's rough what you were expecting a sense
of humor then I wanted to hear py tell me an amazing fact let's hear the parrot tell me a fact now that's interesting did you know that human pyes are stronger than concrete that's prish information just for you crypto then I wanted pety the parrot to read me a story sure I would love to read L's apologies to you Krypto but then the monkey version of bonsy Buddy arrives and tries to do it himself but for some reason it wasn't working bonsy buddy just popped up on the screen purple bonsy buddy gorilla bonsy buddy monkey
bonsy buddy oh my God so anytime I want to read something number four is going to pop up because I opened him that's enough with bonsy Buddy number two let's go ahead and show you what happened with bonsy Buddy number three after bonsi buddy number two they changed to the purple gorilla for bonsi Buddy number three however here's the problem bonsy buddy number three was a huge advancement from py the parrot bonsy buddy number two but bonsy buddy number 3 had a lot of bugs take a look at bonsi buddy number 3 you're going to
see what I mean once I opened up bonsy buddy 3 the purple monkey that we all know and love arrived in this version a user interface appears behind bonsy buddy it's this user interface in which you get this version of bonsy Buddy to do various things the first thing I did was try to search the internet even though I knew it wasn't going to actually work he's searching hasn't found anything their servers are not supposed to work and then I tried to search up youtube.com and when I pressed enter the entire bonsy Buddy application would
crash on me like that's that's one of the bugs that I was talking about pressing on the entertainment tab automatically opens up an nft web page for bonsy Buddy these are allegedly official bonsy buddy nfts it's actually interesting cuz I wanted to tell you guys that crypto NWO me I actually launched my own nft collection called the angel puppets I'm I'm not even kidding I didn't even know that was going to happen but I launched my own nft collection called the angel puppets this is what they look like but go ahead and check it out
if you guys want a cop one link is going to be in the description go ahead and check it out there are only 7,777 of these Angel puppets that are going to be minted get yours for under 10 bones and maybe you can make some Moola maybe go check it out minted Angel puppet today for some reason out of nowhere bons asked me to type in my email credentials once I clicked okay this version of bonsi Buddy actually cracked on me again every time I just click okay it just shuts down to keep opening up
bonsy buddy number three it's the biggest pain in the it's not even a real desktop assistant if it works like that I found a tab where you can physically interact with bonsy Buddy which looked pretty promising and cool however when I clicked play audio and video bonsi decided to crash again every time every time I want to do something it just shuts down I opened up bonsy buddy 3 again and tried to get him to sing sing a song okay here it goes [Music] great singing then I wanted to see if I can at least
get a joke out of him or something sure I got a t of them what did a big flower sh a little flower hi where do I come up with these after that I wanted to hear this version of bonsy Buddy tell me an interesting fact what an interesting article did you know that the Seven Ancient Wonders of the World are the Colossus at roads Hanging Gardens of that statue of Ze at Olympia Temple of Aris atus the pyramid complex at Mo atoris and the Lighthouse of Alexandria the pyramid complex at G is the only
one of the Seven Wonders still in existence oh no way wow I actually didn't know that thank you bonsi I tried to get him to read but again that wasn't working great I really enjoy reading with you reading doesn't work on any of them hey sorry for interrupting the video I just want to quickly tell you right now that this video you're watching took me a long time to make if you're enjoying this video you can show me that by hitting the Subscribe button putting on the notification Bell and hitting the like button if you
like my videos it would be greatly appreciated if you put it on my channel it doesn't have to be for my channel but just please remember that for the next Creator you watch where you're truly truly truly enjoying their video that's all I wanted to say so let's go ahead and get back into the video then I discovered the bonsy Buddy download manager which I didn't really understand download manager let's have fun crypto I can download any f for you simply click on the file or files in our download list and then click on the
download button I will take care of it for you I'll deliver our message now crypto I need to know where you would like me to deliver this message let's send her at least one email address in the shields he's dying to know my email look how sad he is so that's all with bonsy Buddy number three now we're going to go ahead and show you guys the destructive version of bonsy Buddy also known as bonify created by Joel from Vin sauce shout out to Joel it's actually legendary you guys have seen this either on my
computer virus short videos where it's called bonsy buddy versus the brain rot virus bonie buddy versus the earthquake virus or there is my bonsy buddy versus live stream Series where I go live on YouTube and I test bonify against other viruses so we're going to go ahead and open up bonify my audience really really really recognizes this one but this is also for the people that haven't seen it yet hello I'm B I'm here to destroy your computer again but this time it's an actual destruction the first thing I'll do is to inject my beauty
into all programs let's start from now oh my God doesn't it look great so like I said that's my computer that's recording the video I will spam your computer with random Executives inject my code into them too and let them corrupt your computer your programs are my slaves from them doesn't that sound great destruction of death is now activated just sit back and enjoy yo I'm actually glitching like my mouse this is bro this is like 5,000 ping bons is sleeping he's going to sleep oh my [Music] God bro Mike wasowski is tripping dude this
is terrifying I don't even know what to do oh my God bonsy buddy has been absolutely Bamboozled that's all for the video subscribe to the channel if you haven't done so already put on the notification Bell to be notified the next time I upload a video and hit the like button if you truly truly truly enjoyed this video actually if you want to see another video from me go ahead and click the video that just appeared on the top right of the screen I know you'll enjoy this video because I hand selected this video fam
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