The Best Self Defense Videos (w/ @kurtisconner )

I recreated every single set from Curtis hello hey you're probably wondering why I've called you here aren't you uh you said you wanted to make a video well well yeah but that's only half the reason that I called you here that's right the other half is that honestly Curtis I'm worried about you I don't know if you've seen lately but it's getting pretty dangerous out there The World Is A Dangerous Place yeah oh yeah yeah a plane just flew into that building oh my God right on Q did you do that exhibit a look crime

rats going up through the roof murder death did you know every person dies now point is Curtis there's people out there who are trying to hurt you they're trying to kill you Curtis me yes you specifically what I do you're just um I don't know how do I say this has anyone ever told you that you're an easy target before huh see yeah that's exactly what I'm talking about Curtis the headphones the texting the hands in your pockets if I started attacking you right now you wouldn't even be able to defend yourself man your hands

are all busy not to mention you're not even wearing shoes Good Luck running away I was being polite there's nothing polite about getting murdered Curtis attack me see what happens that what theck exactly like I said oh it's not all bad all right I have found a YouTube account that specializes in self-defense advice just for people like you for easy targets okay so you're going to teach me how to not be an such an easy target not only that Curtis I'm going to teach you how to defend yourself from everyday life situations that we all

encounter like um like another plank CR that you just like another getting mug getting stabbed you're getting out of your car and some guy runs up behind you and just starts punching you in the back of the head yeah this happens to you all the time yes yeah just all all those happened this morning but today we're going to fight back that hurt that come on that could you could not have just hurt yourself like that why' you do that to me you did that how you how could you we were friends man this is

worse than I thought I'm a lost cause let's get into the [Music] video so this is the self-defense guy we're going to be watching his name is self-defense goat no one's ever heard has a lot of enemies I guess though always trying I think he's just an idiot putting himself in really dangerous situations all the time well let's see what happens if if uh this guy pulls a yellow gun on you give me your money yo man yo take it yo man yo yo man yo so impul a gun on you yo take it take

it here here I got nothing else I got no phone I got nothing I got family man you gave him everything he's still got that gun pointed at you see that line makes it sound like they know each other and they've been like friends for so long you helped him move you helped him get through a tough breakup you've given him everything you got man and he still wants to shoot you in the head when he was at his lowest you were there if I was his family I'd be pretty upset cuz he was like

I got nothing I got family that's that is crazy also the way he says take it take it take it it sounds like he's mugging him now he pulls a gun take it take all of it okay okay who's doing the mugging here your goal is to get as close to the weapon as possible ideally he's even pointing at your head trying to scare you sorry ideally he's pointing a gun at your head maybe it's easier to grab it when it's you know as far away from your hands as possible up here maybe you like

bite it yeah maybe that's what he's about to do maybe it's because getting mugged is so scary that he just wants to be put out of his misery as quickly as possible I want this to be done immediately ideally you're facing the other way looking out at a beautiful sunset and he's got the gun pressed right up against the back you're taking one final breath so I'm going to turn out of the way two hands on the weapon right away pull it into your chest rip it off you shoot yourself take the power out of

his hands get out of the way back pull it into your chest he said rip it off he rips off his hand his tutorial is like how to stop a Mugger is just talk to a c imagine un imaginary cameraman and be like no this is what happen if you're mugging so I feel like that would kind of mess with their heads yeah wait pretend to be mugging me right now okay give me your [ __ ] money right now I gave him everything smash smash tap rack and go if need be yeah so I

mean that's pretty much just the Classic smash MK tack rap smash Mash tack rap go if need be I guess that's his like YouTube ad friendly way of saying then shoot him in the head and if need be go what are you in jail for I go went this one is going to be really important for you because this is how not to be an easy target okay okay you got your no shoes on you had your headphones on Hands In Pockets you're about to see just how dangerous that is okay wow dude he stabbed

him in the ass what was that sound I don't know I think it was the guy screaming wouldn't it be crazy if that was the whole video well look at Mr Karate Kid that is pretty hoodie though look how easy he's going to be to murder and take his phone sunglasses on huge headphones hoodie I could just rip them down with oh you're mine buddy okay well he didn't even do it though he just T he just imagining it oh you're mine buddy he's already you're dead I'm going to enjoy this one all right yeah

oh yeah wait where'd he go already night time all of a sudden is he saying that out loud it must be be in his head okay now let's find out how to not be an easy target oh look at denim Dan this guy's going to be an easy target well maybe not he's got kind of this desk stare he's walking pretty confidently so the captain says desk stare but I think he's saying Death Stare desk there oh he's got kind of a desk got like a desk strapped I feel like that scaming I guess it's

a pretty hard target you got a big desk in the way of you but clearly cracked at fortnite this desk there he's walking pretty confident yeah he also says he's walking pretty confidently as this guy is like yeah he's so scared how are you supposed to like other people walking down the street like this guy's easy to [ __ ] kill he only got one earbud in Jacket versus hoodie it's my favorite Mr Beast video Jacket versus hoodie it's your lucky day denim Dan it's your lucky day wait he did say that D it's your

lucky day okay well that actually does make him seem more crazy I I so terrified if I was walking by someone was like this guy would be easy to kill and steal his phone wait maybe not he's got a confident walk you could be denim Dan if you wanted to yeah I guess I should have been wearing denim for this video Yeah jean jacket Jean hat Jean hat Jean Wilder Jesus Jean Wilder here hang on a second guys because I've got a self-defense technique of my own today's sponsor expressvpn guys using the internet without expressvpn

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cartons of eggs in my car at all time times oh you just throw eggs and I just kind of yeah egg people on the egg people on the high I egg I egg them on quite literally yo what are you doing man what the hell's your problem your problem yo man yo chill when it comes to self-defense he's okay yeah the rest of this video is from Heaven just like an angel so what's crazy about this road rage incident is this guy cuts him off he didn't even have to stop I mean I get that

people get super irrational during road rage incidences but it see I feel like this person should be the one who got out to shoot him cuz he got cut off right yeah the other guy cut him off so bad that he had to kill him it's like no one can know about this almost caused the accident right but what did I do I honked the horn I fingered him I I missed that part of the video yeah when did that happen yo what the [ __ ] you m yeah you were [ __ ] up

for that actually that was super weird he fingered what does that mean oh like you got to check your ego man don't finger him don't don't don't make that guy sing man even though I wasn't technically in the wrong okay wait hold on did you notice that in the video he had like his wife or girlfriend in the car next to him and she also got shot okay yeah so see there's someone in the passenger seat here but then as he talking to the camera Che your ego even though I wasn't techically the he so

this is a real death that happened yeah he's like luckily I did survive this incident uh she did not don't worry the paramedics are on their way I just wanted to film this video real quick luckily he a very bad shot every bullet hit my wife I escalated the situation he felt like he was threatened felt like he was threatened he was in his own car yeah he was fine ah it said psycho's trying to kill me I'm going to kill his wife he felt like he was threatened and now I'm dead okay yeah he

is dead yeah he's dead confirmed that is Cannon and um looking at his account yeah that is this is the last video he ever posted that's not having a self-defense mindset be smart stay safe out there check your ego oh oh my God wait but he checked his ego why is he still getting shot I guess he didn't check I guess that guy didn't check his ego yeah he like come back here and finger me finger me are you so there's don't be an easy Target yeah but also maintain a self-defense mindset and I do

appreciate that it's like try not to get into the situation where you need to be defending yourself in the first place I think we can all agree that's probably the best self-defense tactic you have available belt vers knife self-defense yo give me your money stay back man stay back you always had a knife bro do you know how to use your belt for self-defense do you yeah it took you like 20 seconds to take off your belt I don't know if you know notic there but he had some good tactics to stall the guy he

said yo is that a knife like he was going to be interested in what kind of knife it was yeah yo is that my favorite knife you have is that a Swiss army knife damn cool man hold on one second I got to start I got to jerk off this knife just kidding also he must have a really big belt buckle like how brutally this guy gets hit is actually pretty crazy just wanted to show you my knife yeah I was trying to sell this knife to you that's why I said give me your money

damn look at that wide stance for this too that's crazy he's doing the splits [ __ ] psychopath you mess with the wrong guy here's how you defend yourself against a knife oh do oh oh please do that's what the mugger says when you pull out your belt oh dud back he was that a knife bro oh dude oh dud these are really good captions okay I like that they like to start the videos someone just being brutally murdered yeah it's a good way for audience uh retention right I feel like now on we should

just start our videos with killing someone like right in the first frame we just have a some poor bastard maybe his car broke down on the side he's covered in eggs you know I took him and I took him home and I go I start my video I'm like hey guys the guy in the headlock is like I gave him everything fol you know what to do when somebody pins you against the fence and stabs the [ __ ] out of you I firmly believe there's nothing you can do no I mean there's definitely things

to do to avoid getting here in the first place but when you're here there's nothing you can do yeah ow you're dead man fence and stabs the [ __ ] out of you he says it in a way that has like that that relatable moment when someone pins you against the fence and stabs the [ __ ] out of you we've been there I'm trying to establish control of the weapon if I can get my Forum here great but he counters that by pushing me away if he pushes me away this is my new threat

it'd be crazy if in this hypothetical situation that's like now very controlled he still gets stabed to death and I'm trying to get his knife but he just he just keeps kidding me I put my forarm he counters God this guy's good this guy is the self offense goat I'm moving that out of the way now his butts to me and I finger him the states shoot him if you're in Canada run he's got a knife sorry buddy damn you're not allowed to shoot him three signs you're getting punched that one sounds funny three signs

you're getting punched number one ow you look like Tom Hardy if I ordered you on wish oh yeah you look like Tom Hardy if I ordered you onwi not Tom Hardy right yeah so thank you you look like the face Tom Hardy would make if I order you wish Tom Hardy would be like okay do you know the three most common signs before someone punches you in the face sign number one you just told someone they look like if Tom Tom Hardy if they ordered you on wish first sign forward aggression second thing to look

for is those clenching of the Fist what do you think the third one's going to be at this point is just like cocking his arm back yeah winding it up I guess if someone says y iada yeah you're done attention and they're getting prepared for something that maybe you're not prepared for they could be getting prepared for something if they're moving towards you with fist clench what could it be visual diversion that's going to be the third one what the third one they're going to be looking off in another Direction trying to distract you with

their eyes so that you look away for that Split Second so that they get the job done I may I may be moving forward towards you fists clenched yeah but I'm going to I'm actually going to punch that guy hey Curtis let's both go punch that guy okay oh bouquet of flowers it's okay here's three signs David copperfields about to beat the sh like here what to do if you're pushed wait you want to go Jesus do you know how to deal with a push well definitely not having as little balance as possible wait you

want to go didn't stand a chance and his feet too oh no I've seen you know bar fights people get into fights but it's always like you know fist punching or they're you know kind of wrestling around on the ground just grabbing each other pulling each other's hair I've never seen this like push and like go crashing through three walls guy- shaped holes in each W do you know how to deal with this no I'm not wly coyote do you know how to deal with a push just I'm opening up that door as much as

I can okay so I go but then he but then I can go like that yeah knock each other out do you know how to knock yourself and your opponent out at the same time so the key here is as it comes up is just open up enough hopefully my boxing turns on now and he looks so scared don't hurt me please not again is he actually going to hit me this time he's like softly blinking up what are you doing to this guy he already got pushed man he's been through up he also just

said hopefully my boxing turns on now I've never practiced boxing before I really hope I know how to box I hope the skill comes out of nowhere and I just bring that hand forward as much as I can Jesus he was not expecting that second one bring that hand forward as much as I can he's still standing there I throw another one or two but that doesn't always work especially if they're super big or if you were caught off guard so if you don't know how to do all that that he just did they'll wax

on wax off you can do a soft fall okay that would really throw the throw your attacker off if he pushed you and you actually fell right yeah that would [ __ ] confuse him like crazy um now what I thought he was going to get closer to me suck all that in to minimize the damage that you take the most vulnerable guy I've ever seen quit your job man you don't have to be there then that push comes down and he goes to breakfall this time now he's not there that's the way you're supposed

to fall straight into a coffin like a [ __ ] vampire he's suddenly in a suit and bmed time now he's not there now he's not there where'd he go I can only look up here like nobody make a nobody tell him also that night before you go to the bar look up what color the carpet is at the bar and dress like the carpet so you fall to the ground then you sort of scuttle like a little crab Okay C so if all else fails and you need to defend yourself all of the making

yourself a hard target didn't work he pushed you and you didn't fly far enough away you're going to need to fight okay okay the good news is all you need is one punch okay you can end any fight with one punch and I'm going to show you how okay yeah I'm excited jerk in the Lexus yo what are you talking about you cut me off in the parking lot chill chill you know stay right there don't enter my face do you know how to end a fight in one punch I can see why he hired

this guy he's so good at like leaving the frame as quickly as possible yeah he's a pro at that it's just gone once I felt like my foot was planted enough that I could push off of it I had to make sure I wasn't showing the puncher creating a TA this is creating a TA loading shrugging trying to punch and come out so the first thing you want to be good at loading shrugging trying to punch to come out making sure your arm is good I just feel like there's a more tactical way he could

be standing in all these videos instead of just like the most malleable just what are you going to do to me now feel like he should be trying to evade it or something he's just it's so sad how willing he is I deserve it and he's like and don't worry about this guy by the way guys he deserves all this he deserves all this he's a hellish fiend of a man you said see him up care remember in self-defense he's approaching me I'm hitting him and I'm trying to get away he said you're punch punching

him and trying to get away yeah you got to pick one I think yeah he's on the ground you're punching him and you're like let me get out of here this sio's attacking me I'm handy they're a bigger opponent than you then you don't just hit them with your arm you have to hit them with your body if they're further away from you you can open up the hand and do like fingers into the eyes you might break your fingers but at least you're not going to get involved in a fight anymore if you train

martial arts use your fist if you don't train martial arts use your palm I thought this was going to be like a one punch like he's going to teach us how to do one specific punch but he's like I don't know you might want to stick your let me think you might want to stick your fingers in his eyes you might want finger his with this side of your hands this part with your body lean him over spank his ass spank his ass pulling tug on his wiener I don't know what was I talking about

title is end of fight with one punch there is no guarantee when it comes to self-defense like punch is going to get the job done that's just clickbait guys what the [ __ ] he said that like that's not the title of his video but other people do that yeah I would never clickbait you guys look other people are going to try to convince you you can end a fight with one punch that's just a bunch of clickbait [ __ ] the [ __ ] would say I would never do that and honestly only [

__ ] would fall for that too but anyway thank you guys for watching this video thank you for the money the reason why I punched him in his face cuz his hands weren't protecting his face if his hands were here it's a whole different entry and that's the end of the video nice honestly I'm sure there is some good self-defense advice in here but I just like the way these videos are shot yeah they're uh especially the short videos cuz he's like okay we got to get people's attention so yeah all right Curtis well uh

you know what honestly man I'm proud of you I feel like I can tell that over the course of these past gosh I don't know we've been recording for like an hour m i I feel like you've really changed you know think yeah I feel like you uh you've taken the initiative you're no longer an easy target honestly now you're a threat and for that I commend you [Music]