Adult Talk W/ Craig Ferguson

who do you put much stock in dreams are you believe in dream analysis anything like I never been you know to see a shrink this qualified Oh tell me some of your dreams okay what I really orphaned I often I dream about the end of the world uh-huh that's a sex dream so what about when I dream about sex that's a sex dream okay so what about sex dream yeah I'm afraid in you see the Freudians believed that everything was real well Freud believed it was all about sex whereas the youngins were like oh no

it's about unicorns you study any of that oh no analysis yeah no okay [Applause] I'm having a crisis right now I'll tell you why is because when you came out and you're you know your microphone doesn't work it kind of comes through me a bit oh it did well not not the microphone freak me out I thought I've been too creepy tonight I am yeah I think I don't think so I think here's the same creepy you always are but it's it's a good thing creepy is good York I mean when you have an accent

it's like Oh awkward pause yeah great would you mind no mimicking the act of masturbation if you masturbate like this I'm done with you yeah she's done - dude tear Falls with everybody right I'm gonna answer the question mmm do cream [Applause] Yeah right there when you did that to my hand your mood I was mining a checkmate yo no no well you were gonna talk about where you're from I don't remember where I'm from really I didn't you just get married I did I did what early like two weeks ago over Thanksgiving congratulations traditional

after a wedding too you know that take uh some small vacation time yeah we were like we're sick of each other we got our whole lives together it's fine no we're gonna take a honeymoon eventually we're working right now so it wasn't poppin tonight he's a filmmaker oh right direct as well yes director and writer nice that's good so he can write them you could be in know right what about your a new husband he's you ginger no so you don't like ginger is this what you're saying I like involved bald oh yeah no not

like that Jeff we found a new friend who'd you mean not like that did you make men to have shaved undergarments if you know what I'm saying yeah but you said no it made me think yeah so when I say no it means you know no no means no definitely but I mean I thought you were just gonna play mind games with me there mind games so you like men to be hairy how are you look great thank you very much how long have you been married now already on that yeah just trying to keep

up on it see how it's going let's see it's been November December January almost four months okay that's the tricky period yeah it's it's starting to get right you have a nice Valentine's Day first Valentine's Day married um yeah I I kind of dropped the ball Craig [Music] I don't think anyone would mind just get up and keep going I'm gonna keep that in mind no no no you know I woke up in the morning there was this nice little box next to the bag this really beautiful necklace and then something went oh we're doing

gifts oh I didn't I didn't get him anything oh no you did but what do you want okra paws mouth organ or the big cash prize I hate the awkward pause choice I did the cash prize last time so the cash price again well no I think you win yeah I think I want a mouth Oregon and I can't curse in Portuguese but I can say that that's why we have it right so you want a mouse organ then sorry so you want a motor your name like dogs and the other studios we're gonna go

bore sokka's that's not the one you were using but no no no you get a fresh one look okay open up the box and you get one of your own look I get to open a box and take out a mouth organ don't say it like it sounds dirty actually do see it magazine yeah no can you play because if you play you can win the gold medal which way do i I think you know just fine Valentine's Day you woke up you forgot to get present [Music] yeah a little bit too much shine baby

sounds laugh though ready let me ask you about food in the bedroom what do you think about squirty I got a letter from someone Ellen I do food best were two yeah I know like cream and berries and such fairies who squirts berries trained athletes no no like cream cream cream is okay squirt but it's Valentine's Day so you can square everyone know you can anything [Laughter] okay okay I'm even going quickly pain and it shoots water at very high pressure and they put it in your mouth any node or asthma it's very very painful

in but it might like a little pain hey don't judge the lady in the leather dress do you like Lila you like a little pain do you like a little a little bit of hair pulling yeah why'd you cut yourself well my hair yeah you just got to grow the mullet and that way there's a really good fistful that's all right yeah yeah I get I get plenty to hold on to other than a doubt looks sensational I asked you to tone it down you look great in the blind you know you're just you're brought

at all you're like oh I'm sparkly your sparkly but it's got the sheen but Caesar but there seems to be something blocking my x-ray vision all the way that's how it's designed really be good because if it was completely see-through then you could then you'd be like I just want to see I just wanna see which of course they're no they're not of course not should i okay that would be the most action I've had in a long time oh yeah you know what you know yes really 100% true why I don't know I think

you're telling me I swear to God really I do fix you up you should what you looking for that's the problem I see I don't know I'm picky yeah yeah this is a good chat I think we're having I think we're having a good time has everyone seen what's under there my pass no the zebra situation Oh the zebra the second out oh yeah no no no don't because you know I'm sensitive are you interested I am I'm not really that's a good segue I'm just saying just a little bit just a little bit like

a hair Pole is good we both went a little too far that was like you and I just got the AB circle off of TV have you seen this no it sounds like this big disk thing that you like put your neat well the positions on maybe instead of the severe no no no I I'm thinking about it but I'm thinking about it for you all fours and you swish around it's really it's good now that I'm very good yeah you do this do you wear that little dress when your eyes I don't but I

wear this year nice are you a sucker for the information was anybody wanna get one of them vacuum cleaners with the proper amount of suction that's why I got one you did yeah it's got one ball what is that are there 75 have you ever been romantically involved with the gentleman and got a surprise similar to that one ball surprise but kind of like oh this is lovely oh this is lovely what the hell is that I think when you first see a man naked you have that reason usually that's pretty far away I mean

if you're in a relationship with a guy there should be you know discrete use of t-shirts and shorts you know and sort of that but wait until you know that you know you're in love with them before you bring that thing out daylight no and it's not really even though it's all the other bits and pieces wind catches Edna's win [Applause] that's those little shoes and the thing the observable thing nothing sorry honey the wind glad we talked about this you know I colored my hair right it looks it looks like it's red [Applause] speaking

of red hair though but do you guys you know in Australia they don't think I tend to give redheads a hard time gingers yes what about in Scotland is it kind of new really no gingers in Scotland are Scottish ya know being a ginger in Scotland is very acceptable in fact lorded you're one of the elite really is this your natural no it's not it looks really but you know what I love it so much I changed it for a role and now I'm gonna keep it I'm running with it right and you like it

my husband likes it doesn't cause any problems no no no no problems at all it actually enhances yeah yeah yeah yeah we haven't been to Scotland or I've been to Scotland I went to Isle of Skye oh that's very close oh my gosh its site it's so beautiful there yes it is yeah okay every time I think about yeah that's true and we would I know oh my gosh why was there during summer too so it goes on all night long [Applause] you're drinking but then it's drinking coffee in the star but it's just sorry

but anyway it's the red hair summer been like then wow what have you been up to I would see where I've been in Cleveland I was saying I was in Cleveland working that's nice what you made the Machine Gun Preacher movie and Jerry my friend cherries in that movie yes it's another great sky she's Scottish you know I know he was here recently and his hairs old he's done something mad with his hair as well he's like he's begun he's gonna be a surfer or something yeah he looks like kind of Matthew McCullough haha yeah

did you guys get along great you looked like you were getting along in that section in the car right do you know it was so funny though then there's a sexy in the movie and we're portraying a real life no I saw it about four times a know each other what they were so they loved the movie the real-life couple who were portrayed but they were so disappointed in us because they didn't think the Pinto which we had sex in wasn't rocky enough they're like we were really just that we really would have had that

Pinto rocking well I mean I yeah I believe you and I know Jerry likes to throw himself with that kind of thing with gusto but pinchers are much Mullane car they're actually very stable are they right because they've got the wide the wide base exactly and that's what you want laid back nd it is you want a nice white bass keep things nice and stable so that things start rockin too much a bit tight I think you should dye your hair red I think you're almost there yeah actually you know what I am almost there

[Laughter] all Phoebe hey we're at a time do you want what we should get Larry out here no no for an orgy [Applause] he wants to be a wino he said he's hasn't had an orgy but he's thought about it well let's let's ask have you ever been para ver language this is gonna come up I was actually gonna ask you why you wasted two and a half minutes talking about having an orgy with Larry and not me [Applause] no there's a method behind this because you know with Larry there has a comedic effect to

it with you it's a whole different main side I get it okay cool what was the question again I can't remember no I was gonna say that you know you're you you be very outdoorsy but you know we've you know we've all you just skipped so far from orgy you like you know I can't even deal with oh all right let's go archie then all right if you were in an orgy what would be your possession guitar or no guitar [Applause] scrubber clock I actually like to strum in [ __ ] is that okay that's

good yeah I'm European so I can do both of the same tone oh I love playing guitar but there's a lot of other people who play guitar better than me so I would actually probably I'd have a little strum and a little plaque but then I'd pass it on to maybe a really good-looking male who was really amazing at playing guitar and then continued the orgy wait wait wait no no no none of that was a Bogota was it really confused let's talk about me becoming more Hollywood or something yeah do you grow marrows what

marrows these big drawing penises shaped vegetables old country a name for it Merrill it's a big thing it's like like um it's like it's like a squash but it's more penis II penises or my rose Mauro's are great since I got that much if you haven't got one how do you want the crab fishermen the crab fishermen that came on the boat yeah yeah and what's the what's the vibrator back there for oh that's the personal massager when I when I you can borrow if you want it's just you know when you have problem areas

you know what you gonna these at the stores like what was that sharper image you can say you can buy a personal massager it just looks like a giant thing and then did you ever go and sit on the massage chair oh yeah yeah it's just like sitting on an airplane with a kid behind you rolling you yeah just guy yeah what else is going on you were kissing them here awesome there's a quieter days emmy rossum these days she hasn't been here in years why has never been here I've just thinking that when I

saw a cat's name you bad clam Amy come on she's pretty great yeah she's nice good kisser I believe yeah is that weird kissing the girl because you're heterosexual I am yeah not really like if I had to kiss dude cuz I'm heterosexual I'd be like oh this is kind of yeah awesome no I mean it just it goes against my own personal preference sexually so I are a little different I really hope that's true do you think that's really true no I think it's really true that's so awesome relieved it's not great lesbian who's

like oh hey hey you're gonna Sweden know you'd love it highlight fit right and it's me hey have you ever been to Trondheim cuz that's Norway have you ever heard aha really cheered me up with our news about girls I think it's true really yeah I'm getting surprised I thought it was just kind of a construct of male fantasy that actually you know metrosexuals male and female were one way and people who were homosexual male and female were another way and that's just the way it was it's not like that hmm I think there's the

gray area a lot of medication it's really happening this might be the greatest show of my life I'm almost expecting to ride a unicorn to cake my mouth organ you want the big cash prize or awkward pose would you feel awkward pause oh really I'm thinking about girls kissing thinking about guys kissing I mean look it's curler I love all the people know hey I'm totally there but I mean boys I've dispersed they like it's not the same for her to say like head for section men when they see two women kissing are like that's

awesome but heterosexual women when seen two men kissing would not feel the same way or would she I wouldn't be turned on but I think it's kind of cute [Laughter] alice is just great great great show and I'm so glad you've been part of it okay we have to have to stop talking though which seems a shame really that's not a question honestly all right okay my creepy I think I'm sorry and and George Clooney's getting married now yeah I heard that yeah yeah are you a little bummed out that it wasn't you well get

married Jessica yeah I mean who doesn't want to marry George Clooney well straight guys no no no even straight guys look very good authority that straight men also would like to have sex and marry George Clooney you know here's the thing though Gary if you're a man and you like having sex with another man it there's a problem in describing yourself as straight look I'm not judging I'm not judging at all and I'm not trying to put labels on people but you know we're just in that in the way that it helps people who understand

what you what you're about and your sexuality and stuff if you say you know well I'm straight but I'm a man and I like to have sex with other man man you know that this conflicting messages there what's that coming I go [Applause] hold on did you say that again slower I don't I don't think I can you're afraid I get lipstick oh no no I just don't think you should put my organ on your mouse okay I'm fighting with wherever you want to put it the audience you've been respecting the turtle you were shaving

the horse look at him over there you can't get enough of it yeah let me ask you this then why is it such a popular shul with your mother Kerry Kagan you know what you pretty much rock my favorite late-night guy always one of them no you have always been my favorite late well I had to scrape late night then is there earlier in the night the coaches like what thing after 5:00 so we're including Mario Lopez I mean I do love myself some Mario Lobos like straight guys well anyway Jeff one of us has

gotta throw because Carrie is now leaving her late night job can you do it oh this is it you're done yeah yeah yeah all right we'll be back with more Late Late Show after this [Applause] [Music] [Applause] very very good indeed you all right yeah I'm good you didn't think I look so good seven years ago what are you talking about because I hit on you for real did I hit so hard no I remember distinctly we were in the club in New York it was very long time ago and that long ago you weren't

married no I know that's why I was in the club I don't get to go to the club anymore nor should you no I'm not nor would I absolutely would no norsu forget all about that but I asked you asked what I said is he single did you mean gay because that's the signal when you don't know someone's gay ego is he no not for me that's not the hand signal no that's for a single that's for single available well I don't want to go is he available like that or like you see I don't

want to but I was told yes and III actually I think the word is sidled up next to you that means saddled up and I tried to engage you in some conversation no well do that here all the time it never works I wasn't there I was in a club probably up to two o'clock in the morning no no it wasn't I've never been up that late in my life what and I thought you might be interested in a little action or something like well you could have said couldn't yeah I mean like obviously I

didn't read the site what do you want me to say you want to pay a sailor time I didn't I probably took a more delicate approach and just asked you if you wanted to get that you said I think I'd remember that he just stared straight ahead that's what I remember and I actually said make a frozen to a woman at the table wait what God is wrong with that dude is he like real I said it again that's right we're used to it now is he like I realize I'm not you know 28 years

one night was all I was movie the movie sounds good we could touch it together yeah we shared a decade that's true do you think we met that we might have hooked up I don't know I don't remember well you would [Applause] nobody gets that drunk sister girl yeah me lose Parker look I have solid gold knuckles Wow it's a it's it's a ringing it's on two fingers I know it's not crazy my fingers are attached to each other like in finger handcuffs finger cuffs yeah is it is that some kind of weird sex thing

that is like all that's on your mind today or maybe all the time are you good yeah well I mean I think if it takes quite low it probably yeah like how many times a day do you think once all day though I think you are probably thinking about it most of the time yeah I nearly said a bad word then yeah and I thought you know I'm gonna try to do the whole show without cussing but no I do you think about sex a lot I do but it is more specific I don't say

it's like I'm you know like sometimes during the day I'm like oh these shoes are pretty or whatever you know and then I go back to thinking about it very similar to me all the way oh those shoes are pretty I'm gonna follow them and keep going yeah or those shoes are pretty I could wear them whilst having sex oh oh so how are you doing you choose it for Raths and diabetes and de cloches yeah what asked you but you so had these special in there special designer there Jimmy Choos they're nice my choose

our shoot my shoes or choose what talking about the orgy movie you want to talk about it yes I do I fight die quickly I don't take part in the orgy I don't want to say it that well I mean this is really personal but have you ever what orgy been involved in group sex alright let's just take a moment you decide America [Applause] well I couldn't do it it's too many holes I need to focus on one person I can't it's like I've never I'm not saying I've ever been involved in ansan but it

would be a lot of holes depends on who's there you know I didn't be distracting well I think the idea is to somehow distract yourself Alex part of the fun i I don't know I I'm actually very vanilla when it comes to say I'm very old-fashioned about sex me me a couple of other people a [ __ ] a sheep a guitar some equipment hey there I got a raft you want to get weird Jeff would you take part in an orgy you say would ya know yeah you know you need the guitar odorous a

orgy I mean what is it guitar judor than that orgy it's to accompany yourself just break into song in the middle your legs everyone hold I think the whole idea of an orgy is everyone is already whole like that I mean you know maybe if it was the right offer no Raquel Welch how about that poster of Raquel was one I have backstage yes well it's that's yeah I gotta be honest that's been around for a while that poster oh yes yes the poster but I hadn't seen it before and you're in your place yeah

well yeah it's a beautiful view she was here she's like seven years old still beautiful did she give you the like the tingles when you saw no I asked but she would do I was like no I seen our whole conversations geared towards sex because if I think I'm obsessed with it what do you think no I just think it's a healthy fascination yeah I don't know I mean do I talk about it too much do you think in this interview well you're in a movie code a good old fashioned orgy yeah yeah yeah all

right how was your summer you you're in very good shape do you exercise larger um I have an Italian husband got a sex thing is no right baby no surprises no we uh III do a lot of walking where we're right by in California the Sun shines pretty much every day so you can just get out and go for a really great walk your question yes do you prefer fat drew Carey or the new handsome thin I have to say it I like a little fat around I look a little love-handle I have a theory

about not necessarily about drew Carey but but all relationships of a heterosexual variety okay I believe the male heterosexuals are more attracted to slightly larger females I gotta okay yeah got any cookies back yeah it's true though I have to tell you that every time I eat myself up a little bit yeah it gets a little hands-on right I love you see what happens is I think dress designers are like no you've got to be thin so that the clothes look like that but you see men who are not involved in dress design they're not

caring about the clothes stay in all and you know it's too uncomfortable take it off that's right but the shoes stay on very good yeah [Applause] PSA for sexual relations across the United States for the heterosexual folks yes ladies gentlemen well yeah ladies ladies the shoes stay on clothes come off what you reading right now oh my gosh I'm reading a standout on love boy I haven't learned anything yet and it's it's a it might I might have bitten off more than I can actually choose I think so go back to 50 shades of shades

of gray that's what you want [Music] funny you know cuz I think I'm very vanilla and not sexually adventurous at all nothing you use a term from the book vanilla safety words banana but yeah but I actually think I'm quite I'm very sexually adventurous I think more so than that what do you do no I can't tell you it's a network television she no Adam Sandler once said he was someone else them about sex he went yeah you know I can just do it slow and I can also do it fast that's funny that's one

of the questions on the Americans it's all coming back to you let's keep talking about sex all right I mean we have to do a commercial break back and since they'll keep talking to you about saying well be right [Applause] [Music] you [Applause] [Music] yeah I'm just finishing a third wreck I can't believe you actually asked me something about something that I'm doing but yeah I just I'm just finishing my and do you find when you're singing it's actually exciting well particularly when you when if there's any kind of any percussion going in it that's

a call back to your boss well you you you you enjoy a Newton's Cradle every now and again it sounds like cockney rhyming slang Newton's Cradle it's cry layman's language it's like what's the other one said the apples and pears is stairs trouble and strife trouble and strife wife Richard Richard the third turd yeah oh really well it can be either I thought Richard the third was I have to go to the bathroom I've got Richard coming on or it could be who's that lovely Dicky bird see how come that girls get called birds like

the in America they get called chicks and in England they get cold Birds but why did that happen is it because of so wish I'd had advance notice that there were going to be questions that may or may not contribute to my becoming an American citizen the questions do you like gum there's something because I suppose because you guys used to say I like birds the two-legged variety the two-legged variety I think all birds will get two legs you don't got verbal formula there's like oh look at that see goes get four legs a two-legged

variety yeah two legged do you know what when I did when I did the Bond film back I did goldeneye a hundred years ago and it was before I don't know it was before everything was politically correct and I remember one of the ADEs he used to Pat me on the bottom every single day and go at a lovely little bird that's a lovely little bird and I used my bird that's not a bird that's my ass right but he always called my bum a bird so I wonder if it's just some sort of quasi

producer he's turned up every day to Pat you in the bottom because I would I would do that it was just back in the time where it was sort of it was apparently okay no you can't touch anyone's bottom no I touched my waist bottom the other day she called the police she's suing me she said banana and I didn't say one more question she's lovely god bless no to the Queen are you gonna put on that plate it's a saucer go on what were you gonna ask me I was gonna ask you what is

she thinking in this photograph I don't think she's got a skirt on frankly see that's it you won't get your ladyship thing now I'm Mia merito of course yours be English you've got a sense of humor all the time they they know that we mean no disrespect to Her Majesty the Queen god bless her I bought several mugs for though in lieu of the that's how they make all their money you know crockery [Laughter] 120 120 no I think went very very well I like your hair thanks love daddy fixed it you've got very good

hair they don't you yeah I do yeah you never lost it I gathered it from other parts of my body [Laughter] who I'm shaved all up here so in your house do you have hardwood floors or carpets [Applause] you're gonna I do like la more than the New York now no I'm kind of you know it's chicken and fresh it's apples and pears it's you know men sex with men or sex with ladies its original it's not cheating if it's in the boots if roots it's the second makes of sweets this is the night when

America is watching tonight just leave oh no you fight to be fair that's true know it well it depends do you do you have Jeff a husband or a boyfriend or something uh nope hmm nope nobody loves meeting oh I don't think that's true I think knock it off I I think that perhaps you're very picky is that what it is well um no I think that does of the recent guys I've dated I think that when you see their behavior you realize I'm not so picky cuz they kind of turn into jerks and you're

like oh I guess I like jerks really yeah they what I find is that they're awesome the first date second date and by the third day it was just like a they're just not nice and not cool and a lot of them want me to like not work any more which I actually would like the third date they want you to not work the first day with this one this one guy went on date with not that long ago he wanted me he told me first day that he's ready to have kids like like now

there's a little needy yeah yeah and my uterus just read away its uterus not you to you it's not my job it's not my joke I just know my joke okay so in the Simpsons it's not much but it may not be your joke but it's something that seems like it's very a very powerful statement for you a little bit I mean a little bit so he wants to have babies on the first day maybe he doesn't he's ready to for a relationship and all that right away and I think that what's fresh things like

when you date sometimes we guys think that just because you're the girl and like just cuz I go on a date with you or kiss you or have sex with you that all of a sudden I want to be with you forever because I just painted inside the guys think that cuz they think oh you're the girl and I'm the guy and and I just the thing is that sometimes you're the girl and I'm the guy that's just how it is sometimes like I don't really want it sometimes I just need you to sometimes you

just want them to be quiet like stop talking so much be pretty I love you I think what happens is met with that certain men will go but what the hell do I behave here well what they end up doing is they try to make me feel bad about myself and said like you know try to put you down so then the end they're like oh I need you to make me feel better and I just go oh not playing that game get together guy clubs in complication we don't say guys are more darts are

more complicated sorry guys like guys are more manipulative than people think and and and I think this I think all guys are can't wait to have a girlfriend because they really love to have the girl that's there and had the best friend and and guys are more needy and they become they start to play these games and they're just like I didn't the one who throws my clubs down and walk away I'm like I don't play I'm gonna play you're the most awesome girl in the world Wow you shouldn't feel bad about yourself at all

your oh oh I I don't just at night when I'm alone yeah I know I get that feeling too all right so listen it's very scary [ __ ] much like this no you know yeah you think that's scary really it's great yeah I can handle it oh I think you know that's yeah yeah what happens in the show do you go nuts in an asylum and now don't go nuts but a lot of things are done to me horrible things just like a fifty Shades of Grey thing what didn't happen from that I don't

know I can you know I read a little bit of I gotta say pretty good know the right thing I'm like I come on this is done with a kid in a crayon but and then but and then I you know some of the ideas I was like oh wow give that a show yes little S&M II yeah but low low grade you know no know anything bag not the tough stuff no not the hardcore stuff that really matters yeah yeah well I do you have any sexual perversions are you insane it's a profession do

you have anything to cure your sexual appetites you like to dress up as a B or something like that but you have sex you don't like bees I know everyone loved me I'm afraid of bees really yeah I've never been stung but this sure is very scary and your second name's banana comedy yeah you're not very evil in real life are you little bit I am I find that quite sexy you do I don't know why I feel like if Betty can do this that I can do this too no Robin did you want to

do it you know everybody no no Robert Robin's too perky she wouldn't do that she Pat's it she went gee willikers yeah yeah she'd be like and Betty Sarah did it like uh so uh yeah like you like me do you no actually I will if you want I have you ever done not taking photographs of yourself take it and put it on the Internet of course but you've probably got a fancy phone right thank you I have the iPhone yeah okay I believe that's one of the many products available so it's a little bit

that's how you know I was here so what you've got an iPhone right so do you take photographs of yourself and send them to people like me I haven't send them to you yet right but yeah I do I do it's a selfie is that what they're called yeah that's ails me yeah what just makes me uncomfortable to selfie I think that's a weird oh no you should embrace selfie it's a weird thing you know hashtag selfie it makes me a little uncomfortable that's that's on the Tweety yeah that's what people do that on Instagram

they they they're like selfie Tuesday and I'm like you just narcissistic Wednesday yeah again I mean to your gentleman friend I don't I don't have a gentleman friend at the moment not at the at the moment there's a person I find interesting but I haven't really I mean send to myself yeah I could do that yeah well I'm telling you I because I don't have it you know I'm thinking about Betty White being you know golden girl Sally or Rose whatever her character's name was and you know there's Bea Arthur right who was Dorothy right

and I feel like I'm a little too Dorothy II and not enough Blanche II oh man I need to try to find some way in my life to get a date so I have to try to like let a little Blanche into the world which is not know I don't know how to do it oh yes you do you're doing it right now you're doing it right now oh geez yes sitting right there with your dress and your thing and touching my hand my Nina my god [Music] you're the therapy okay all right so let's

talk about this gentleman that you like you're interested in and your inability to let him know about that yeah let's see what are you afraid afraid of rejection yeah let's go with that I'm afraid of rejection but you're an actress you've dealt with that in your life many times over and that's fine no that's true it's a nice thing to bring up that's just it's like that's just like it's like baseball it's like you swing and you mess it's alright it's not a problem okay so why can't you apply that to your personal life I

don't know well you can you see you can how well you let the gentleman know that you like him by some way which allows you to retain some dignity or a lets him right right so here's what you do you say something like hey I've got a thing to go to it at some point in the future want to come with me it's that simple absolutely what am I doing wrong then cuz I've done that and nobody really takes the bait no people don't ask me out I don't know why I don't I don't get

asked that a lot it's maybe because I knew that face no no I think you've got an odd perspective on it do you you meet actors alone I think it's because I don't leave the house a lot I think I'm a bit of a shut-in yeah I don't that's not working I don't go to a bar I don't go to a you know and you meet a lot of people at work and a lot of them you don't want to go out with tell me about it yeah this is where I think we're the problem

is I think you you've set the standards a little high okay and lower the standards well Lou of a sentence a little bit but keep them high for later on you could lower the standards for a date but keep them high for a narration shipper marriage right so you say okay well I'll go on to an event with them but I'm not gonna send them a selfie or maybe I'll send him a selfie but morning good morning what's the problem why don't you like good morning but wait it's the morning so you slept with them

yes maybe that's the problem I'm too easy [Applause] intense applauded the idea where do you go when your past you go to the Jardin du Luxembourg I do I do I like to go to the Jardin and I like to go all over to the to the parks to the museums I love the Rodin Museum is beautiful really do you like Rodin's the thinker with that big thing that does that yes I love the big thing that does that I forgot how much I liked you so I am who isn't yes the quote I'm an

actor for well you know you'd never know a lot of people out in therapy yeah they should be I agree I I couldn't agree with you more I'm a big supporter of Jungian Freudian oli of the above Yin what about dream therapy you've ever done dreamed - um well I I've every time I've heard that and I've been told I've been told it you're everyone in your dreams that's that's what I've heard that you're everyone in your dreams yes and and that's kind of confusing especially like a really steamy kind of a dream Oh what

tell me about the steamy time no this is not gonna work for therapy at all it's like Jay Leno is a fly [Laughter] [Applause] I'll be back in eight months [Music] can never get rid of him Kenya