"How I RUINED My Friend's Minecraft SMP" - Transcript | YTScribe

In all of Minecraft, there is only one unique item, the dragon egg. It literally does nothing. It's completely useless.

But for SMP players like myself, getting your first dragon egg is kind of like a right of passage. Yet, on on all the servers I've been on, I've never gotten it. So, when my friend told me that he was making his own Minecraft SMP, I made it my mission that when the end dimension opens after a week, I would be the player to get the dragon egg.

And I also bet $1,000 on it. So, now I really have to get it. When the server started, getting stacked as fast as possible was essential.

So, of course, I immediately died, bro. Okay, in my defense, the chance of a baby zombie spawning with a sword is like less than 0. 2%.

Like, come on. And then my items despawned in front of me. Are you freaking kidding me?

I clearly needed to lock in if I even wanted a chance of getting the dragon egg. So, I made a plan. Step one, get full enchanted diamond armor, as well as get distracted and loot a bastion.

For step two, head to the trial chambers and get a mace, which is my personal weapon of choice. So, I located a trial chamber and began clearing a level one trial. First, I need to complete a level one trial, get an ominous bottle.

Uh, yes, and then I could complete a level two trial, which has the chance of giving me the mace. Level one trials are pretty easy, but level two trials are actually pretty hard. Okay, luckily I was able to handle it, and I was able to open my first vault, and I I didn't get anything from it.

Terrible, bro. Every single one of these vaults have a 7. 5% chance of giving me the mace.

So, this would probably take me about an hour [Music] tops. I was going a little insane. So, I decided to take a small break to explore what the other players were up to and also steal any useful equipment from them.

It was about 7:00 a. m. now, though, so no one was online.

But, I came across a small base. It had an almost maxed enchantment table, but other than that, the players that lived here were completely broke. So, I decided to max out their enchantment table so I could enchant my armor.

Well, I'm already good now. I'm pretty sure. No, you need one more.

You need one singular piece of leather. Yeah, that's true. You can grief that far, bro.

Just grief that. Yeah, whatever, bro. I didn't drop leather.

Leather, bro. Get a horse, bro. Literally just a horse is a horse.

I found the last piece of leather I needed and maxed out the enchant table. Then after enchanting, I headed back to the trial chambers, clearing trial after trial after trial until finally, please. I got it.

Finally. Oh my god. Crazy dopamine hit.

I need to m someone right now, dude. Let me just show you this. I've looted not one, not two, not three, but 13 trial chambers.

I am going insane. At this point, players were now logging on for the day. And for some reason, this random guy offered to trade me a Netherite upgrader, which I would eventually need for crafting my god set.

So, I said, "Sure, I'm going to kill this guy. I really want to use the maze. I'm going to kill this guy for the for the Netherite trim or netherite upgrader.

I'm going to make sure none of them get any netherite ever. If I see anyone with netherite, I'm just going to kill them. But before going, just in case, I I made a stash for all the items I got from the trial chambers.

But I quickly realized that I probably didn't need to do this. Huh? I've been expecting you.

Can I have it? Oh, what's up, Dean? What?

[Laughter] Damn. Can I have it back, please? You can have it.

Thank you. All right. Bye.

Wait. Yo, chill. Chill.

Yo, I got I just got scammed. How did you How did you trust that happening with zero survivalistic? What the hell?

No way. He's actually running away with it, too. Why did you actually not expect this?

Yo, I thought I thought we were cool, bro. Hey, sir. Okay.

Oh, he has a maze. Oh, damn. Bro, you This isn't over.

I'll get you. I just don't want to kill them, bro. They're in like unenchanted diamond armor.

I then headed back to my stash and dripped out my armor. As I mentioned before, the next thing that I wanted to do for the end fight was to get myself a god set. Full Netherite armor with every single enchant, which my newly acquired upgrader would be very useful for.

I mined a little bit for Netherite as well as I basically just took over these guys' base. Oh, wait. That's looking Oh, that's fire.

Wait, hold on. Hold on. Damn, bro.

He's tweaking out and then the moment you come over here, he's like, "Oh, bro, nice armor, bro. " Oh. Oh my god.

Oh, bro. All right. Beautiful.

I'm just going to put this right back in your chest, actually. Uh, so look at the chest right now. Worth it.

No. Damn. My friend on you, bro.

You guys need so much bread. I don't know. Because you keep killing our cows.

Uh, can someone point me in the direction of the ancient ruins, please? Now, obviously, to make my god set, I need every anch, but I'm really lazy. So, the fastest way to do that is to go to an ancient city and harvest its skull for XP.

I saw earlier in the Discord that people were saying that they had found an ancient city, but these two dudes had no idea. Ancient city. Yeah.

Uh, that way. Are Do you have the cords? No, I was lying.

So, I began searching. Bro, should I kill other villagers? What the freak?

What the freak? I love mini map mod, bro. Makes life so good.

Today on Decra SMPP, I wanted to max out all the enchants on my armor and weapons. So, I went to the ancient city to mine up all the beautiful [Music] skull. Fire proports.

I got god chest plate. I got god helmet. Um, I don't got any swift sneak, so we don't got god.

Yeah. After fully enchanting, I headed back over to the base that I had taken over and robbed everything that was new. I also killed another random player.

Oh. Oh my gosh. And another.

And he actually dropped some pretty decent armor. This will be important later. And I also found what looked to be an attempt at making a secret base, but it was not very hidden.

I then farmed some wool, crafted it into beds, and used those beds to mine for netherite, and then began smelting it so I could upgrade my god set. No, no, this is just a This is the uh the Cray SMP. Cray SMP, bro.

But look at my little shield, though. Nice. I then finally completed my god set.

Now, remember that armor that I said would be important later? Well, I was still missing mending on some of my weapons and tools, which is usually obtained from villagers, and that armor had mending, meaning that there was a villager trading hall somewhere on the server. And having mending on everything would be essential for the end fight since I had no idea how long it could last, and I would need to repair my equipment multiple times.

I was getting ready to scour the entire server for the villager trading hall when I had a genius idea. I decided to just ask in chat, and just like that, I now had a pair of coordinates I was heading to. This player had built a massive villager trading hall.

A perfect place to get geared up. I then looted a bunch of her stuff and traded with her villagers. Dude, main pair.

Is this base better than yours, bro? Be honest. Hey, that's the trip wire duper.

Is it? Wait, is this actually illegal ite? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Look at the door. I just hold right click on the bottom block.

Are you You can use my abs. Oh, I understand it. We're picking them all up and just handing them back.

Yeah, I'm already picking them up. I'm getting none of these. What do you sell it to?

Uh, Fletchers. [Music] Yeah, genuinely they are. This player was trading trip wires to get tons and tons of emeralds, which I was now also able to do.

I also accidentally started a raid. What the hell? It just ate my raid omen.

Why did it start a raid? What? The base, bro.

But I got a bunch of totems from it, so that was good. I then went back to trading with villagers until I noticed this. Built up the courage.

Oh, hell. I'm killing this one. I'm killing.

You see, this villager was selling tipped arrows of slow falling. There was only one counter to the mace, applying slow falling, which turns it from arguably the best weapon in the entire game to completely useless. It was clear that this player was plotting against me.

most likely to try and steal the dragon egg from me during the end fight since I'm currently the only mace user on the server. I'm not You're not allowed to have slowfall arrows when I'm using the mace. That's messed up.

I'm not allowing that. Robotsome before robotsome before, too. I'm not letting that slide.

I'm absolutely not letting that slide. I then threatened this player, telling her that if I saw her using slow falling arrows ever again, I would destroy her entire base and all of her work since I had marked down the coordinates. But it was clear now to me that players were going to be plotting against me for the end fight.

So I decided to get even stronger. Brewing potions, crafting golden apples, and collecting any items that would be useful in combat. Hello, Cheese Wall 43.

Is that you? cheese wall 43. Why you take all the diamonds out of there?

I took a god apple and a netherite upgrader out of this. I left. Dude, come on.

Hey, bro. I needed What's wrong with you, bro? Bro, we need to have a talk, bro.

Yes, you need to stop killing my cows, bro. You got one left there. It's okay.

You got I just brought those back. I brought those back. You just got You got one.

Wait, you got another one? I got two. Wait, no.

We didn't hear nothing. We didn't hear nothing. Get away.

Please don't. Please. No, bro.

Bro, who told you about the other? You like found it? No.

Yeah, I was just looking around and I saw the ravine down there, though. That's just doing like nothing to me. Oh, brother.

Hey, don't hit him. You can have you can have one at a time. That's all that's allowed.

Please, dude, just stop. There's leather right over there. There's leather right over there.

Oh my. He actually killed you. At this point, I felt pretty powerful and it was nearly time for the end dimension to open.

It was pretty safe to save that for everything that I've been doing, it would be me versus the entire server. So, I did some last minute preparations. But only a few hours before Dean, a player from the team that I kept killing the cows of, wanted to duel me for some reason.

Eventually though, I did end up agreeing to the duel, but like I had no idea what his plan could possibly be for this. You know the guy you tormented in your So I kind of tormented like everyone. All right.

Do you remember Hulk Smash? The guy you stole another. All right.

Yeah. Go to that guy's base. Okay.

But I did know one thing though. I was going to win and it wasn't going to be very hard. How far are you, bro?

I'm on my way, bro. Dude. Oh my god.

Dean, where the are you, bro? I can I can just come to you, dude. I can just come to you.

Why is the server so laggy? Patience is a virtue, my friend. Where the freak are you?

Okay, I'm actually close. I'm actually close. I'm actually Wait, I got to kill this dude's cows again if there are any.

Hold on two seconds. I don't I actually don't think there's any looking. Yeah, well, it's just a bunch of sheep.

Let me check the other area he put cows one time. Oh, there are cows here. Oh, I'm killing these.

All right, I left one cow again. And I'm also leaving them like four stacks of steak and leather. Dude, it's just like how long can you keep me convinced that you're actually coming here?

Oh, hey, bro. You dumbass. You just gave me a free.

Why did it have to be raining now? Like, genuinely, why? Okay.

Genuinely, why? Oh god. Bro, I'm leaving, bro.

You got [Music] it. Hey, I really appreciate the free set of Netherite you giving me here. Oh, s Wait, that wasn't the sign.

Loki was not the sign, sir. Good fight. Good fight.

They had set up an ender pearl stasis chamber so Dean could be teleported out right before he died. But I didn't wait 30 minutes just for a fight where my opponent runs at the first sign of danger. Okay, I'll make this a little easier for you.

Uh, come to Sid's base. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

And don't take 20 minutes this time. I would recommend if you want a chance at killing me, you should trap the portal I'm about to come through. What portal are you about to come through?

Okay, you guys are hopeless. Wait, what's going on? I'm trying to give him advice on how to kill me.

And he just he just doesn't take it. It was too far, bro. Okay.

So, are you going to stasis away now if if we if we resume this fight? Cuz I probably not. Yeah, I like it if you didn't.

Hello. Come on. You can kill me.

I believe in you. I believe in you. You can save the world.

Are you doing amazing? Hello. Oh, I missed.

And you missed. Yo, thank you for the second base. We actually needed a second base.

No, you didn't. Oh I'm so freaking I'm so dancing. Okay, you pull it.

I'm blowing up the base. [Music] Yo, why do you do so much [Music] damage? No more totems.

Don't need them. Uh, you probably do, bro. Yo, I like 100% need that.

What the heck? Oh, you just ate a god apple, dude. I wanted [Music] that.

You know, if using a mace and stasising away was your only plan for this fight, I mean, you're kind of fried. It's okay. Where did my pearl go?

Genuinely. Oh, I haven't popped a single totem yet. If I get gold bar, I need somebody gas.

No. There is no way that you just did that. No way.

Oh, you gave me a bree chase. Oh, how kind. I mean, it has wind burst on it, which kind of sucks, but oh well.

Well, good try. This isn't over, Wim. This isn't over.

This is definitely over. Get covered, bro. Wait for the end fight.

What could possibly change between the time of now and the end fight that you're suddenly going to go from me not having to pay attention while fighting you to me dying? Well, I'm not telling you. Okay.

Oh wow, short five Netherite axe, dude. Thank you. As players began trickling on for the end fight, I replenished some of the gear that I had lost during that duel.

I also gave them back their set of Netherite armor since I mean, I wouldn't really need it. The only thing I was kind of low on was golden apples to heal with, but realistically, I probably wasn't going to be needing many of them. And with the entire server united against me, it was time for me to claim my very first dragon egg.

[Music] [Applause] This is sad. [Music] [Music] You got it. Gajjo got it.

Hello. You got it. You got it, bro.

Yo, what? Um, hello. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Right.

That I got you. I got you. We got a wither.

Okay, I'm going to go around killing you guys now. So, no. What the You may want to start fighting back.

What the guys? I I I I think these withers are going to hurt you guys more than they're going to help you. I can't lie.

Just my little prediction here, though. Yep. They are They're dying to the withers.

Hello. How How are you guys dying to creepers? Come on.

Oh, I forgot my Oh, slow falling arrows. That's our trick here. Okay.

Hey, so you're probably the most confident person, so I'm going to kill you first. [Music] Ooh, lots of gaps. And they got blown up.

Okay, this is just obliterating my ears. Dude, I need to turn down these freaking wither sounds. Oh my god.

Okay. Oh my god. Hey, look what we're trying to do.

Alongside of the withers, they were trying a technique called bed bombing, where you try and sleep in the end, which causes the bed to explode, dealing enough damage to actually one tap me if I'm not careful. Authority, bro. Do what you want.

Wait. Oh, he's bed bombing people. He's bed bombing [Music] himself.

Why is this frozen? [Music] Dude, am I the only one lagging or like Okay, I quickly realized that this was their plan from the start. Dude, lag the server so I couldn't eat gapples.

Yo, can anyone hear me or am I just talking into the void right now and then bed bomb me while I couldn't react while the withers and slow falling kept me from fighting normally. They had actually put a lot more thought into this than I had expected. He's focusing.

Finally, they had set their spawn point right outside of the stronghold so they could come back over and over again to try and kill me. The end fight was no longer a guaranteed [Music] [Music] victory. [Music] Heat.

Heat. Okay. All right.

You got to go. A the wizards are roofing him, bro. [Music] Yep.

Y [Music] The lag from their machine was so bad that I literally could not do anything. [Music] [Music] [Music] Hey. [Music] Oh, I see the moon.

Jack, just cover the portal right here. You don't need to make a whole Oh. [Music] Nice, too.

Got to have more heat. Bro, I pumped him. I pumped him.

Yo, I got him. I got him. I got him.

Got him. I had died, but I hadn't lost. The rules of the end fight were that whoever ended up with the dragon egg would have to hold on to it at spawn for 30 minutes.

So that meant that all I had to do was kill every single member of their team once to check if they had the dragon egg without any healing nor a sword. No, low key all the people that are in that. Hey.

Hi. Oh, that's really unfortunate time for me. It stopped raining.

[Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] [Music] Don't fear.

Here. The Hulk is here. Watch out.

He has a mate. He's going to drop on you. He's going to drop on you.

Not on me. Can't drop on greatness. [Music] I have a wooden axe.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Wait. like that. No.

Oh, I almost got the foot on the other right here. I was like excited. Oh god.

Dean, are you in here? Why don't we have a [Music] rematch? Oh, finally.

Oh, fight, bro. Oh, I saw this coming up. Yeah.

[Music] Did we just turn on the lag machine again? Wait, who totem just dropped? Did I not hear totem?

Wait, I know, bro. Like, where's my thing came up? to do.