Funny Christian tiktoks that made me laugh #6

you don't get it yet do you I just gave you opportunity of a lifetime brother wow I I need a minute to think about this [Music] when you're an introvert visiting a new church and they tell you to turn and greet your neighbor [Music] enough back with another milk help hey help me oh you want to go see Barbie my mama said we can't watch Barbie why not we can watch Christian Barbie though what's Christian Barbie this is called Bible of course it is just look at the trailer [Music] I'm his creation and I got

salvation pretty nice right I'm calling Matteo I'm a tail on all y'all I thought it looked good police outside [Music] I want to start a family with you what [Music] a big penguin cutting an iceberg what's a penguin one two back when got more heat so please come back [Music] no one two four Jay come over here before I slap this man all right coming all right Jag you're on Astros team and y'all get bumper water God is good get off me man yeah that first shot was luck making it now I'll be is impossible

Mark 10 27. but man this is impossible but not With God all things are possible with god oh that's just too easy remember Jehovah has the final say okay Psalms 23 4. yeah though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death for I feel no evil for thou art with me man y'all can't guard me water yeah no way that's going in if it's in God's will unclaimed unclaiming oh so like you believe this lady yeah yeah I'm gonna repost what if I told you I believe that God was real are you an

idiot no like actually no what I said no why not I don't want to do what no I don't want to do that I'm going to have a great time no no no you might meet some new people no no no no no even make some new friends no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no so wipe away guys be like oopsie Daisy who's Daisy and girls be like oh no way Jose who is Jose and people be like Jesus Christ who

is the one and only son of God who loves you very much that's what they saying who's saying that I am [Laughter] sorry don't care if the world don't like me I'm a daughter of God not a Pisces clap if you care all right let's move on [Music] I mean I already know I'm tired of the one true king Jesus but I want to play oh the devil's a liar oh [Music] my man thank you [Music] different Christian creators at the start of videos wait this message is for you do not skip this video hold

it I'm about to say a powerful bedtime prayer for you so just close your eyes and bear with me oh dear lord if you love Jesus stay and listen to the word of God the Lord really spokes me listen to this message wonderful you're still here let's dive into the word of God together chicken times I was capping I was lying my cat get a new one [Music] go get the money go get the money go get the money it's almost like that's it's almost like that's the whole point [Music] keep looking oh you're going

too slow Let Me Take the Wheel it's too fast [Music] we could dance but you gotta keep it up a little something like this like this like this like this like this like this like this like this I'm not laughing I'm not you like me yeah you've seen my profile picture yeah yeah you understand that I look like wet concrete oh whatever one second I want to thank you [Music] what would you do if when you're okay so he said yes would go I don't know what you mean there bags nah nah let it down

let it die let it shrivel up and come on who's with me huh I'm out of town Jesus it's my savior reaction might work no reaction [Music] okay it's got a little kick are you really a Christian if you didn't fill your body every Sunday with a Mexican food oh my gosh I got two steak tacos guys in the green sauce a little spicy who is that oh no he's coming back he's coming back Christine creators at the start of videos part two in the name of Jesus stop stop now let's get into the word

of God the Lord has a message for you today do you have 30 seconds for God I see you scrolling around 24 hours a day but you have 30 seconds for God today let's get into the word of God this video has no hashtags no captions if this is on your for you page it means the Lord wants you to get this this is the third time I'm posting this video tiktok keeps taking this video down listen to this the Lord wants you to get this I found a contact with criminal Connections in the southeast

of England and set up a covert meeting with a top cocaine dealer [Music] switching sides um what do you mean what are you what do you mean oh one two three [Music] and admit you're in danger [Music] your body is not giving girl shut up cause your face ain't giving how about that how about them apples and then throughout the day I might just reach for one that's 200 calories that's how annoyed I am I am in a very good mood this morning because I'm doing my favorite thing looking at figures of myself technical difficulty

there's no point in saying good morning because it certainly is not one foreign then the Lord said to me to take a large tablet and write on it and common characters belonging to Marshall Kiss the Girl [Music] I win sometimes I'm in the zone and sometimes I'm in the zoning out foreign or like on Tick Tock the comments are always like why am I on this side of tech talk why am I on Christian Tech talk cult Tech talk Sky daddy tick tock trying to love you show you the love of Jesus this Rabbit has

fainted Miss Rabbit has fainted again [Music] yeah and I'm sure you'll enjoy that you know once you find your husband once I find no no no no no you mean once he finds me you see because the Bible says he who find his wife finds a good thing so he gonna find me I'm not gonna be going out here looking for no man no that man gonna come find me that's what's gonna happen [Applause] [Music] kicked up I got to get back before Cleveland realizes I'm not in bed [Music] you're very strong I need your

help thank you down to the reptile taking away hey baby how are you [Music] skip in church tomorrow right now skip a tourist tomorrow come on guys go ahead and set that alarm